Do Not Press the Walk Button - Key & Peele

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  • @ronlo8703
    @ronlo8703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7562

    Plot twist: he knows people will die if they press it, but he's not allowed to tell them that as he will be killed.

    • @mr.5569
      @mr.5569 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      I was thinking this

    • @MahediHasan-yg9uq
      @MahediHasan-yg9uq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Killer queen has already touched the button.

    • @pajtimo23
      @pajtimo23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ooooh shit

    • @havefun8882
      @havefun8882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Being held at gunpoint to make sure nobody gets shot. hmm

    • @haloman2320
      @haloman2320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      What if he stands there every day all day with a sniper on his head

  • @gplr1882
    @gplr1882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4691

    This guy is in limbo, and can only enter the afterlife if he can convince someone not to press the button

    • @AlchemistOfHecate
      @AlchemistOfHecate 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Thats a great thought

    • @pseudofool
      @pseudofool 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I think of such scenarios all the time

    • @ca8824
      @ca8824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I read this 4 months ago and when I rewatched this video just now I truly expected that plot-line to be part of it. I thought the third pedesterian was going to come in with a demi-god voice and say something like "so simple and yet you fail again".

    • @Nonyah123
      @Nonyah123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      how would he know if he convinced someone else not to touch the button? he'd have to wait forever, essentially keeping him in limbo forever

    • @justinharris9079
      @justinharris9079 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Nonyah123 They walk away without pressing it or try to cross without pressing it.

  • @b-dubz1612
    @b-dubz1612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13671

    Plot twist: He’s an engineer who designed that exact button and he doesn’t want to accept that it doesn’t work the first time.

    • @beenieweenie1986
      @beenieweenie1986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      as an engineer can confirm this is how we think

    • @onno3573
      @onno3573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      @@beenieweenie1986 as someone who isn't an engineer I can confirm that this is how engineers think

    • @MrDesean516
      @MrDesean516 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @JoeSyxpack
      @JoeSyxpack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Engineer 1: Did you follow the instructions?
      Engineer 2: Of course I followed the instructions! Did you think I DIDN'T follow the instructions? Because I did! I followed them to the letter right before you got here!

    • @kirisutegomen12
      @kirisutegomen12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂 true

  • @karthikchitta892
    @karthikchitta892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5259

    The most realistic part of this sketch is that no one around gives a rat's ass that a guy just got hit by a car.

    • @nyikasplace9886
      @nyikasplace9886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      No that's not realistic. That's cruel

    • @ICCUWANSIUT
      @ICCUWANSIUT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      @@nyikasplace9886 can life not be cruel?

    • @peterlee6304
      @peterlee6304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's because he's black, aint it?

    • @p.t.archive3020
      @p.t.archive3020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And that’s how I wished the world would be like, y’know? :3

    • @Tommyoda
      @Tommyoda 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭💦

  • @donholm4865
    @donholm4865 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6714

    “I once touched a button and then got hit by a car”
    Consequences

    • @Lisekplhehe
      @Lisekplhehe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, can you prove that there is correlation ?

    • @longemote3806
      @longemote3806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@Lisekplhehe bruh you ruined the joke. lmao theres a key and peele sketch about ruining jokes too

    • @terence_k
      @terence_k 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Pretty sure the guy in the blue suit is an SCP at this point.

    • @coolguyproductions5137
      @coolguyproductions5137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Lisekplhehe it was a reference to a sketch

    • @Lisekplhehe
      @Lisekplhehe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@coolguyproductions5137 No way, really ? Thanks mate, didint notice that!

  • @SapphireHeartTippy
    @SapphireHeartTippy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6196

    "How long ago did you press it?"
    "What do you think I've been standing here for days?!"
    He probably has 😂

    • @lamaquinadefuego
      @lamaquinadefuego 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Most likely because he didn't actually answer his question, he masterfully avoided it and make it seem ridiculous to be asked that

    • @Airtheteengeneretion
      @Airtheteengeneretion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      @@lamaquinadefuego but he did answer he said he pressed it right as the other guy got there

    • @jessicacalder9099
      @jessicacalder9099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @piplup10203854
      @piplup10203854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s my favorite part of this sketch lol 🤣 it’s such a good question though like what would you expect if you were in the same spot

    • @williamross8259
      @williamross8259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      clothes seemed clean 🤔

  • @Romancefantasy
    @Romancefantasy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4996

    Nobody seems shocked or even mildly inconvenienced that a man was just mowed down.

    • @JettyLife23
      @JettyLife23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      New York.

    • @brotato8017
      @brotato8017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      He shouldn’t have pressed the button

    • @SpinningSidekick
      @SpinningSidekick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *I* was shocked and mildly inconvenienced.

    • @ihuman007
      @ihuman007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      This is America..

    • @davidegiuseppe44
      @davidegiuseppe44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah the guy in the backround looked up for a second from texting then just went right back to texting lol

  • @bmhlogan
    @bmhlogan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1795

    The way his face ripples when he shouts "Do not cut my balls off on this one!" makes me laugh so much every time

    • @brieb4317
      @brieb4317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Lmaooo same omfg

    • @delraybrewer
      @delraybrewer 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      his Mr. Mahina came out

    • @Nyjeezy
      @Nyjeezy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      LOOOOL

    • @TheArcher101
      @TheArcher101 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He went full Boss Nass

    • @shower_shorts_inc
      @shower_shorts_inc หลายเดือนก่อน

      I had to rewind that like three times he looks demonic! 😂😂😂

  • @Professori2
    @Professori2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11724

    The Joy's of finding a key and Peele sketch that you haven't watched yet.

    • @n8bayonet838
      @n8bayonet838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Yeah i get that feeling the TH-cam recommendation algorithm sucks but this is a new video .

    • @amuricuh6143
      @amuricuh6143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      The joys of finding the same comment on a new upload

    • @weffydaprince3463
      @weffydaprince3463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Factory

    • @Dominueci
      @Dominueci 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      For reallll

    • @fadedacorn
      @fadedacorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Lmfao. A 2015 video. Gtfoh you fake ass fan

  • @AlchemistOfHecate
    @AlchemistOfHecate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30163

    They should let this guy protect the red nuclear button.
    Edit; I'd like to thank my Dad who is secretly my uncle for the 30k likes☺️🥰

    • @lellol4167
      @lellol4167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

      @@coe8159 lmao

    • @user-wj9si6wu8n
      @user-wj9si6wu8n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      😂😂😂

    • @imagino0010
      @imagino0010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Excellent thinking.

    • @AlchemistOfHecate
      @AlchemistOfHecate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@coe8159 lol. Kaboom

    • @ruskin0maly
      @ruskin0maly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I'm about to get wooooshed, but it's a phone number and a code rather than a button. The more you know.

  • @Christian1Aguayo
    @Christian1Aguayo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18448

    What kind of insane person doesnt repress it every 10-15 seconds?

    • @landonic81
      @landonic81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +882

      At rapid pace

    • @TheSonSet
      @TheSonSet 4 ปีที่แล้ว +718

      With irritation

    • @b0x1n9f4n
      @b0x1n9f4n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +782

      Everyone knows the more you press the button the faster the light changes. That’s just basic knowledge.

    • @xl000
      @xl000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I don't
      Once it's, someone has a notification on his screen and changes the light for you.

    • @dionnad.d.1769
      @dionnad.d.1769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      "What kind of insane person doesn't repress it every 10-15 seconds?" The irony of that statement.

  • @LswKid
    @LswKid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3954

    At first I was laughing at Key's rant like he was crazy, then I realized I've literally had this exact rant in my head before at a crosswalk when someone pressed the button after I did.

    • @Dreamagain11
      @Dreamagain11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      It's far more infuriating while waiting for an elevator and there's a motherfking light indicating the button has been pressed already 🤬🤬 even more infuriating when they are the 3rd party to arrive like the previous 2 groups of people have just been standing around like idiots 🤬 Ya i've had this rant more than once you might be able to tell =/

    • @realtimeflies4679
      @realtimeflies4679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Did someone die ?

    • @pleasepie1928
      @pleasepie1928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      I am the button pusher. Pressing the button gives peace of mind. Redundancy is better than being mistaken and it not work.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lies again? Never Walk Alone

    • @lowkeysavage23
      @lowkeysavage23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I will always press it again because i have to and i dont give 2 shits if it was pressed already.

  • @felsal20
    @felsal20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2565

    "I'm late for work." That's because you spent so much damn time at the continental breakfast table!

    • @narayansolanki1577
      @narayansolanki1577 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      La di da

    • @erikrivers1927
      @erikrivers1927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It was so much time he lost his hair and mustache

    • @reidskylark4660
      @reidskylark4660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But... he was always there

    • @felsal20
      @felsal20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@reidskylark4660 what if the hotel is purgatory, and that's why he's always been there?

    • @dsbg187
      @dsbg187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reidskylark4660 😏

  • @HansLemurson
    @HansLemurson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13568

    The crazy guy's arguments are scarily logically consistent.

    • @seanmatthewking
      @seanmatthewking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1054

      Some buttons don’t work the first time because they’re malfunctiony. Sometimes people don’t press buttons right. This is why you should bang it like 5 times every ten seconds

    • @doyouknowkeplertwentytwob4032
      @doyouknowkeplertwentytwob4032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      “Scarily?”

    • @ashypharaoh8407
      @ashypharaoh8407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      @Schlomo Baconberg Well no. A lit elevator button has clearly been activated. A crosswalk button doesn't (usually) provide feedback to indicate it's been activated

    • @olympusdevil3013
      @olympusdevil3013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      If he's logically consistent then he isn't crazy

    • @ludobagman3882
      @ludobagman3882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      I don’t mind someone pressing the button after me, as long as they don’t do it immediately after they just watched me do it. Or do it with an attitude like “THIS is how you PRESS the button” like my button pressing skills are substandard. Also, if the light turns green after they press it and they give me A LOOK I will not be held responsible for my actions. Have some damn grace when you button press, world! 😄

  • @louiedangelo3843
    @louiedangelo3843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8626

    One shaves his head the other puts on hair for this sketch. Go figure....

    • @elizensiado4130
      @elizensiado4130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +282

      They switched hair type

    • @richards5800
      @richards5800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      These guys are nuts case. Stray Jack's and an empty room with the doctor taking notes some crazy idea they come up with.

    • @Thethewho
      @Thethewho 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And the last guy put a beard on..

    • @apoc3037
      @apoc3037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Why would you do something like that I mean that’s just crazy

    • @addisongrizzley9824
      @addisongrizzley9824 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They switched roles in here. Its really amazing.

  • @murrlandmac6340
    @murrlandmac6340 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1663

    “Do not cut my balls off on this one” his face was fucking hilarious 😂😂

    • @jessestinson9252
      @jessestinson9252 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Pleease!

    • @mexicarspotter
      @mexicarspotter ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Also looked VERY honest, also Peele's reaction.

    • @fairshareofdrownedsouls
      @fairshareofdrownedsouls ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is utterly fascinating as a British citizen. It tells you if it has been pressed here 👍🏾

    • @aribari7078
      @aribari7078 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He turned into Mr. Mahina with that line

    • @machetenexus
      @machetenexus ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@aribari7078 and then Peele does the "what" spin move too.

  • @Aditya-khurmi
    @Aditya-khurmi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3265

    I pressed the button and got hit by a car.
    CONSEQUENCES

    • @kandosii6166
      @kandosii6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Underrated comment!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Akotski-ys9rr
      @Akotski-ys9rr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love that profile picture

    • @mr.smiley5582
      @mr.smiley5582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      69 likes....
      nice

    • @ingenzi
      @ingenzi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dang it! You beat me to it

    • @MrKingJson
      @MrKingJson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How original.

  • @JamesTheSmithy
    @JamesTheSmithy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8207

    Honestly I love that there’s something kinda existential about this.

    • @skim9802
      @skim9802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      I see the meaning to the universe in this video... kind of crazy

    • @FalseTitle
      @FalseTitle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ok

    • @FalseTitle
      @FalseTitle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @k x hell yeah

    • @andreashykade2352
      @andreashykade2352 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      *creepy music*
      ... Dicknanigans...

    • @shanirahrogers8709
      @shanirahrogers8709 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I came here right after watching the "how Jaden Smith chooses his roles" skit, so made me laugh when i saw your username

  • @pastorlul2384
    @pastorlul2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2083

    What if he's in his own personal hell, a purgatory of his own. A hell where the only way to escape, is to prevent people from pressing this button and after a certain amount of time, he would be allowed to leave. However it seems impossible to prevent the pressing of that button, and he is stuck in an endless cycle of not being able to stop the button from being pressed. No matter how much he tries, how bad he wants to leave, he is helpless when it comes to the social engineering built into that button. It's not something that makes much sense to him. He is unable to explain his situation to anyone. Who would believe him anyway?

    • @santivo5243
      @santivo5243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      WoW great concept I enjoyed the thought

    • @Miiichaellll
      @Miiichaellll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Uh sure...

    • @kayerk
      @kayerk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Please make this into a stage play or screenplay.

    • @sireburris
      @sireburris 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Jesus man it’s a damn skit 💀 very interesting tho

    • @pastorlul2384
      @pastorlul2384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@santivo5243 W OMEGALUL W

  • @dv8737
    @dv8737 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    "I have killed the Bin Laden of pressing this button." is probably one of my favourite lines from Key and Peele. It's so dumb and shows how much some people dramatise such insignificant things.

    • @beactivebehappy9894
      @beactivebehappy9894 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      there is some foreshadowing here, but the second guy who comes after Peele actually has that bin Laden shave going

    • @willwrite3675
      @willwrite3675 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@beactivebehappy9894tf is a bin laden shave

  • @wh0780
    @wh0780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2408

    when you just can’t accept that you’re wrong

    • @Ronin-kk4bt
      @Ronin-kk4bt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yup lol

    • @shmosel_
      @shmosel_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Which one?

    • @kevinrh9143
      @kevinrh9143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He happened to be right

    • @KagedTyrant
      @KagedTyrant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nobody is wrong.

    • @varunmehta5627
      @varunmehta5627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Donald Trump vibes.

  • @jumbotruster9165
    @jumbotruster9165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2316

    Plot twist: They are in hell and Keegan is a trickster monster that tortures souls by telling them the button was already pushed, until they break mentally and infinitely get ran over.

    • @lovreradic7196
      @lovreradic7196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bruh

    • @luroku8720
      @luroku8720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That's some cyanide and happiness type twist you got goin on there. It's clever actually 😂👍🏿

    • @oliverzhang4938
      @oliverzhang4938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      *this is Devil 24697*
      Yes, who is this, Satan's secretary speaking. @Jumbo Truster knows Devil 82749's method.

    • @JMO4945
      @JMO4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@oliverzhang4938 shut yo weird ass up

    • @dibbidydoo4318
      @dibbidydoo4318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @The Gypsy King goddamn, take a chill pill and stop being overly critical.

  • @woolee9570
    @woolee9570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +555

    “If it didn’t change for me, why in the world would it change for you?!!”
    I felt that.

    • @exumbra1399
      @exumbra1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Can't tell you how many times in my life that statement didn't pan out.

    • @thedunyadoneya2628
      @thedunyadoneya2628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      When you use a wildcard punt for your fantasy football triple captain, and he does nothing, then your mate tries him the next week, and he kills it.

    • @TzNara
      @TzNara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thedunyadoneya2628 REALLY felt that bruh 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @erincondron8105
      @erincondron8105 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nobody: My toxic ex’s ex:

    • @TzNara
      @TzNara 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @N Logan sad but accurate 😒

  • @music4lifesux
    @music4lifesux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    Perfect example of a logical argument that, even though it makes perfect sense, is still wrong

    • @digameutruta
      @digameutruta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Crazy to think that

    • @puppy6646
      @puppy6646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      His argument does not allow for the possibility that it's bugged. He should press again. If after pressing 10 times and still nothing, he can begin to consider if it's working at all? His argument is right, but there is a higher point that he is missing. He never thought to begin troubleshooting.

    • @victory7302
      @victory7302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      His argument is not logical

    • @Yogabba
      @Yogabba 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@puppy6646 I agree! I think the biggest flaw is that there is no actual harm in pressing it a second time, although he acts like there is. It seems to be that, for him, it’s more of a matter of principle or trust

    • @chuanli7526
      @chuanli7526 2 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      His argument does not make perfect sense. He makes heaps of incorrect assumptions
      1. He assumes that things don't change over time. Things change all the time. Things decay, things break, things wear out. It is absolutely expected that an apparatus like a street light may not work after time has elapsed.
      2. He assumes human error doesn't exist. "Highly qualified engineers" still make mistakes. Geez man lower your expectations.
      3. He assumes he himself is infalliable, that his senses are perfect and memory accurate. He himself should not be absolutely sure that he did actually press it, that he didn't imagine himself pressing it. Let alone expect someone else who doesn't know him and didn't see it to also be absolutely sure.
      4. He assumes it's impossible that the light doesn't like him. How does he know? Maybe the light is actually sentient and specifically doesn't like him. I know it's a small possibility but we HAVE to accept that it's POSSIBLE.

  • @MrJohan-mf9bf
    @MrJohan-mf9bf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3719

    Plot Twist: He's a serial killer and that's how he takes out his victims.

    • @Kerrviii
      @Kerrviii 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      DAMN!

    • @thefinch8021
      @thefinch8021 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      It isn’t a plot twist

    • @arizonarangerwithabigirono1520
      @arizonarangerwithabigirono1520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TheFinch80 finally someone gets what a plot twist is

    • @rodrigoreis_
      @rodrigoreis_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thefinch8021 why? Im actually asking. Is it because we knew all along he was a killer and that was his method or revealing that afterwards isn't considered a plot twist? Or something else?

    • @rodrigoreis_
      @rodrigoreis_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ohh it doesnt change the story, it just changes how we get it, right?

  • @SonjTzu
    @SonjTzu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3107

    This guy looks like he would steal someone's joke and meet the president

    • @kuteken6312
      @kuteken6312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      But is it against the law tho??

    • @martinpohl2383
      @martinpohl2383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      guess he put the pussy on the chainwax

    • @bullycena3093
      @bullycena3093 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      high on pot nuseeee!!! 😂😭😂😭😭😭😭

    • @peytonluiz4
      @peytonluiz4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I wish I was high on pot enuse

    • @drpibisback7680
      @drpibisback7680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I was really startled by this news until I looked it up and realized it was a reference to the High on Potenuse sketch.

  • @Aegon1
    @Aegon1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1147

    Peele: Can I just press it again?
    Key: **Head starts to vibrate**

  • @willm678
    @willm678 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    “Couldn’t hurt to press it agai-“
    “But it won’t help”
    Lmfao😂

  • @WhiteAce3
    @WhiteAce3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1638

    It's all about trust in a stranger. We all know, this does not exist. Everyone would push the button by themselves just to be sure.

    • @lilacblue783
      @lilacblue783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      For me it's more physocogical lol

    • @NayBuster
      @NayBuster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      69th like

    • @46.56.A.
      @46.56.A. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      In the UK, you can actually see if it's been pressed.

    • @gullybop1695
      @gullybop1695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I'd still press it cuz it'll make me feel better about it.

    • @wickkidda
      @wickkidda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I pressed the button once and now I'm gay. Don't press the button. #OnlyOnce

  • @greaper4959
    @greaper4959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2604

    'Rats know how to press button'
    MCU Story writer : Write that down*

    • @matt-irby
      @matt-irby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Ant Man liked this message

    • @peterlabat1527
      @peterlabat1527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is the comment I was searching for lol

    • @7Be
      @7Be 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Underrated comment

    • @steves1907
      @steves1907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What is mcu

    • @7Be
      @7Be 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@steves1907 Marvel Cinematic Universe

  • @muamerblazevic1837
    @muamerblazevic1837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    The sad thing is that he was right. But the car went through a red light and he was late for work.

    • @DenizTurkmen
      @DenizTurkmen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That's the moral of the story. Sometimes being right is not the important part, but being alive is.

    • @JMS849
      @JMS849 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Plot twist: guy in the car was even later for work

    • @bluedrakken
      @bluedrakken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JMS849 isn't it more like irony?

    • @JMS849
      @JMS849 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bluedrakken i think it is

    • @Tommyoda
      @Tommyoda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      unless he works at the hospital!

  • @blackdog8245
    @blackdog8245 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    Imagine actually standing next to someone with this much dedication to preventing you from pressing a button for the walk light.😂

    • @mrm64
      @mrm64 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      dawg i couldn't lmao, nooo way, i'd swing if i had to, i'm GONNA press that button, yo ass ain't making me late to work...that's my rent money smh...

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mrm64 you'd assault someone for making you 2 minutes late to work?

    • @Frosty98206
      @Frosty98206 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      If they were tryna Prevent me from Getting hit & have my Best Interest, I would let Said Person Decidate their entire existence to it, But if they just wanted for me to stand there like an Immovable Object & BS around I Would be on my way Unlike what Happened at 2:20-2:22.

    • @mrm64
      @mrm64 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tonyisnotdead YUP! Notice I said "swing IF I HAD to". I'll press the button, don't stop me from doing something that isn't even illegal...it's pressing a button lol. Of course I wouldn't swing first, I'd just bypass em' and press the button. It's only if he'd push me or something, preventing me from pushing it. Then it's hands time. MOVE ASIDE, stranger.

    • @tonyisnotdead
      @tonyisnotdead ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mrm64 judging solely by the tone of your comment, you definitely sound like a non-white person, so i understand that you non-civilized people get off from hitting people and because of your skin color you can't stop yourself, but it's not a good thing to brag about

  • @mrman7790
    @mrman7790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    "Do you think it would change if yoouoouou pressed it"

    • @nicoleraheem1195
      @nicoleraheem1195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂😂😂what we all think but don't say out loud

    • @aziizartt
      @aziizartt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂

    • @ezrafessel8405
      @ezrafessel8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I read that as he said it 😂

    • @Ronin-kk4bt
      @Ronin-kk4bt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nicoleraheem1195 so true lol

    • @thedistance1155
      @thedistance1155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      faster*

  • @vanhunts6238
    @vanhunts6238 3 ปีที่แล้ว +767

    I love how Peele just gave Key his hair for this sketch.

    • @ok-__
      @ok-__ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i was looking for this comment 😂

    • @xletragedyx
      @xletragedyx ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Swapsies

    • @RyanVang-qw5qw
      @RyanVang-qw5qw ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Keegan gave his head to Peele.

  • @zackjones9087
    @zackjones9087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    These guys are such masters. In less than 3 minutes, the escalation from a normal conversation between 2 strangers to full-scale histrionics is so smooth and natural. They listen to, and play off each other so well.

    • @ireneskitsa2500
      @ireneskitsa2500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      For real. The acting is better than in many movies

    • @ElBuki146
      @ElBuki146 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know that's right. I stopped going to movies a long time ago.

  • @rachelharvey9346
    @rachelharvey9346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    My heart stopped when the car hit him. Seriously these guys are too good.

  • @emanchi8403
    @emanchi8403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2371

    “A rat can press a button”. The Avengers would like to find this rat.

    • @Aigoth
      @Aigoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      They can press a button, not snap fingers while using a magical gauntlet

    • @arekku3370
      @arekku3370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Aigoth they're talking about the rat that pressed the button that freed antman

    • @Turboman-kx7cc
      @Turboman-kx7cc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      More like rocket would like to find this rat.

    • @theswordlord1897
      @theswordlord1897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Aigoth the rat on the van that saved Scott

    • @Aigoth
      @Aigoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arekku3370 Oh... I barely remembered that scene...

  • @benjamintran5562
    @benjamintran5562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    We need the satisfaction of pressing the button.
    Edit: Spelling lol

    • @jGRite
      @jGRite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Typing this from a mechanical keyboard. There's nothing like it.
      Full touch screen phones are evil.

    • @wowowowzzz
      @wowowowzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      3 - 1

    • @kabardino1337
      @kabardino1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As our religion commands: push it twice

    • @Akshitguleria7
      @Akshitguleria7 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cheap thrills?

    • @JRR98
      @JRR98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I had a stroke trying to pronounce the way you spelled satisfaction 😂

  • @H00ps
    @H00ps 4 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    2:04
    I did not think a human could shake his head in that manner. Even though this is a skit, he deserves and academy award just for those two seconds of rage.

    • @michaeldavidson7916
      @michaeldavidson7916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      🤣🤣🤣 I fucking died at that part. Also love when he goes "what" before pressing it just like passing through to Mr. Mahenna

    • @randycraig
      @randycraig 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      WHICH ONE? KEEL OR PEEL?

    • @Chrismasterski
      @Chrismasterski 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's Mr. Mahina

    • @touchpro2
      @touchpro2 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @davidfloren5339
      @davidfloren5339 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      shades of Will Forte's barely constrained rage face from the "E -Z Swords" skit.
      th-cam.com/video/VmBaRVMOiww/w-d-xo.html&has_verified=1&ab_channel=IGN

  • @alanmlkbanda
    @alanmlkbanda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    You gotta appreciate how the traffic flow carries on normally after someone has just been brutally hit by a car

    • @vissantana8171
      @vissantana8171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Must be in India

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That’s how you can tell it was filmed in NYC

    • @Frosty98206
      @Frosty98206 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No fucks given no Concerned Citizens Pulling over/Freaking out just going about Daily Routine like is a Fart in Wind

    • @RahulRk-tr7ot
      @RahulRk-tr7ot 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@vissantana8171😅😅Ok Bhai.

  • @arjunbabu6174
    @arjunbabu6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    I love how every sketch of Key and Peele is an exaggerated version of reality.

    • @fullemptiness
      @fullemptiness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That is the definition of Art

    • @Ronin-kk4bt
      @Ronin-kk4bt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

    • @arjunbabu6174
      @arjunbabu6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao yeah I know, but I mean in general in most Key and Peele sketches

    • @彭张智
      @彭张智 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's what sarcasm is.

    • @arjunbabu6174
      @arjunbabu6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed.

  • @deeznuts8988
    @deeznuts8988 4 ปีที่แล้ว +948

    I pressed the button and a car ran over me.
    CONSEQUENCES.

    • @Ebugie
      @Ebugie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I started to scroll the comments to see if someone had already... 🥂

    • @MikeUochoa19
      @MikeUochoa19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fuckn dead 💀😂😂

    • @StockyDude
      @StockyDude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Frickin’ butt hole! That’s my screen name!

    • @Gadovic
      @Gadovic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I understood that reference 😂

    • @source188
      @source188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just posted the exact same comment. Shit.

  • @andrewcharlesnine3003
    @andrewcharlesnine3003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1330

    “Do not cut my BWOAUWLS Off on this one”

    • @thelightningwave
      @thelightningwave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      This is probably Mr. Mahina before he got cursed by that witch.

    • @iscott3187
      @iscott3187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I read this the moment he said it

    • @Digitialjunki
      @Digitialjunki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @lspr215
      @lspr215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ever so often i have to use this line with my gf.
      She gets it.

    • @StickNclutch
      @StickNclutch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thelightningwave he tried that same move too trying to see Mr. Mahina

  • @adrianaslund8605
    @adrianaslund8605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    Dude! Its just psychologically soothing to press the button and it subjectively makes the time for the green light to appear feel shorter even if it doesn't!

  • @anavmahajan568
    @anavmahajan568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Well, Jordan ..... Peeled all of his hair.

    • @TheKsa2050
      @TheKsa2050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ba daam tssss

    • @Issar137
      @Issar137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good one son 👍

    • @LokeOdin8
      @LokeOdin8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And needed to be ..Peeled ..from the road

    • @nebulousisgod
      @nebulousisgod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Someone once pointed out that they switched hair styles for this sketch.

    • @idreams731
      @idreams731 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You clever person

  • @chichan9013
    @chichan9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    Plot twist: He has been standing there for almost 3 days.

  • @justanormalcat1839
    @justanormalcat1839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    I feel that guy literally stands there all day to make sure people can’t cross that very specific street.

    • @nurulhdm
      @nurulhdm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Its like one of those rpg games (e.g. pokemon) where the road is blocked unless you accomplish a certain task or quest

    • @braxtonslife7779
      @braxtonslife7779 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nurul Eisha The Snorlax blocking the path to the next town in Pokémon Red and Blue.

    • @FindLiberty
      @FindLiberty 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      saving lives matter

  • @pedroramirez6399
    @pedroramirez6399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Rats know how to press buttons, you think I’m dumber than a rat”

  • @themi6sportsnetwork171
    @themi6sportsnetwork171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    "I have killed the Bin Laden of pressing this button"

    • @hahathatsgood
      @hahathatsgood 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Such a gorgeous sentence

  • @renaissanceengineering-lee4210
    @renaissanceengineering-lee4210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +886

    Key: "Precision equipment designed by engineers"
    Engineers: *stares nervously at the ground*

    • @xenthia
      @xenthia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The mechanical blueprint is engineering genius at it's finest, however, the wiring is where things get a bit... iffy..

    • @oliviaholt565
      @oliviaholt565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’d say the car was pretty precise

    • @jophusxakc3192
      @jophusxakc3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      As an engineer, I gave you a thumbs up. But I had to press it twice to get it to register.

    • @juniorjames7076
      @juniorjames7076 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I grew up in NYC, and those things NEVER work! I was so shocked when visiting other cities to see that those traffic buttons actually worked.

    • @portostrengthunion
      @portostrengthunion 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jophusxakc3192 hahaha

  • @INUTUTA
    @INUTUTA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    THE WAY KEY SHAKES HIS HEAD WAS TOO GOOD i can feel his anger HAHAAA

    • @bikerpitulikur6264
      @bikerpitulikur6264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i just remember that is like joker when he is angry with fake batman

  • @omnivorous65
    @omnivorous65 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Let's appreciate the genius of this sketch. The phantastic balance between insanity and logical coherence, comical exaggeration and realism. The genius that is discovering comedy in an every day situation that millions of us encountered and we never saw the hilarity of it. The genius that is getting the characters so perfectly right and the dynamics between them.

  • @HolyFrax
    @HolyFrax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1495

    "Rats know how to press buttons!"
    *Avengers Endgame intensifies*

    • @jjjjcccjjf
      @jjjjcccjjf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @IDream0fDeathbutDreamsDon'tComeTrue in avengers endgame movie, or in the Ant Man post credits scene, a rat accidentally stepped on the button of a time machine or something. That trapped antman in a different timeline

    • @lune5289
      @lune5289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jjjjcccjjf thx lol

    • @sonnyburgess2510
      @sonnyburgess2510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Divine intervention? The rat in endgame was completely random act but without it scurrying over the control pad everyone remained snapped. Random or divine?

    • @jjjjcccjjf
      @jjjjcccjjf 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @The Ghost oop my bad. It's the other way around 😅

    • @LinKueiDragon
      @LinKueiDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even with the other comments trying to make sense of this, I don't understand it.
      I'll just say everyone died and be done with it.

  • @Poppomatic64
    @Poppomatic64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +654

    “DO NOT CUT MY BAWWLUWLAAALLS OFF ON THIS ONE” LOL

    • @gypsyhayes5954
      @gypsyhayes5954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My absolute favorite part🤣😂🤣💀

    • @Mr.v
      @Mr.v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      his face is priceless

    • @Poppomatic64
      @Poppomatic64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha yeah I watched the video too 😂😂. Hey man simply sounding out parts of videos makes for popular comments

    • @Mr.v
      @Mr.v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Haha yeah I watched the video too that wasn't a "i watched the video too" moment. fail

    • @Poppomatic64
      @Poppomatic64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yo you two, stop cutting my bawwluwlaaalls off

  • @brogrammerplus7683
    @brogrammerplus7683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Dang, they really know how to push each other’s button...

  • @alphacore2448
    @alphacore2448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Here in Denmark there's a light that turns on once the button has been pressed saving millions of lives every day

  • @jumbotruster9165
    @jumbotruster9165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The way the Key’s head starts to vibrates the rage is great

  • @Broducts
    @Broducts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +640

    I have to admit I almost never press it just once

    • @otsonoma
      @otsonoma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You piece of 💩

    • @jojijoestar7950
      @jojijoestar7950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Brpducts what the actual hell are your videoes 😂😂😂

    • @mcpopo6728
      @mcpopo6728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@otsonordberg why

    • @mura4028
      @mura4028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jojijoestar7950 10/10 xD

    • @scout9016
      @scout9016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mcpopo6728 WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU THINK IT WORKS NOW IF IT DIDNT THE LAST TIME

  • @kushalnitnaware
    @kushalnitnaware 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    DOUBLE PRESS THE BUTTON
    *C O N S E Q U E N C E S*

  • @adolessons6219
    @adolessons6219 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    When he says "what do you think I've been standing here for days?" Kills me literally every single time, the emotion, tone in his voice and his face are fucking gold 😂🤣

  • @pengjoon
    @pengjoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2999

    CONSEQUENCES

    • @chad9908
      @chad9908 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I have killed the Bin Laden of pressing this button

    • @SparedCube
      @SparedCube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I THINK NOT

    • @apekcoolify
      @apekcoolify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No way! Peng Joon follows Key and Peele.

    • @francoantonioregalado3036
      @francoantonioregalado3036 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dicknanigans

    • @amygdalawya
      @amygdalawya 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Such an underappreciated reference

  • @onyx9857
    @onyx9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    "Why would you do something that's already done?"
    Me: Watching this video for the 12th time.

  • @Wildcatman43
    @Wildcatman43 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1835

    The guy that’s bald has hair and the guy that has hair is bald

    • @huntert-sullivan2018
      @huntert-sullivan2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr

    • @The44kGaming
      @The44kGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      *Gasp* ..... noooooooo!

    • @nabilsoars
      @nabilsoars 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you never heard of key and peels before?

    • @k3nz1e73
      @k3nz1e73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That’s the joke.

    • @Jesus-wp7dg
      @Jesus-wp7dg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      K3NZ1E Except it isn’t. The joke is that Key “pressed” the button

  • @dudesayingthings
    @dudesayingthings 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    These two are honestly two of the best actors in the world right now.

  • @TheMarveller
    @TheMarveller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1141

    _Why would you do something that's already done_
    I'm beginning to question my existence now

    • @Pulang_Diwa
      @Pulang_Diwa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The definition of insanity. Doing things over and over again, expecting results to change.
      -Albert Einstein (Which Vaas popularized)

    • @samlessness
      @samlessness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      beauty relies on doing things over and over again

    • @wilmer89
      @wilmer89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Because it's a new experience every time

    • @suf1an658
      @suf1an658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Pulang_Diwa depends on the kind of test you're doing. There could be factors unaccounted for that could affect the test so you repeat to make the test more reliable

    • @IricAlexis
      @IricAlexis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Pulang_Diwa no need to eat food over and over and over again then, expecting what? the result will be the same from hungry you will get stuffed.

  • @planetexpress2759
    @planetexpress2759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +277

    I love the “What” as he crosses him up, just like in the fake boss one

    • @ww-xj9pi
      @ww-xj9pi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That boss was real

    • @spiderpile464
      @spiderpile464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it wasn't in that video 🤔

    • @dadoodfrumcheers.
      @dadoodfrumcheers. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ww 11 QUESTION MY EXISTENCE WILL YOU

    • @dishonoringx3
      @dishonoringx3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Planet express got their own yt channel 😂

    • @shatteredskies8292
      @shatteredskies8292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dishonoringx3 not as good my channel baby

  • @RussellCambell
    @RussellCambell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    I swear his eyes were shaking like a Muppets when he got real mad

    • @Razsor97
      @Razsor97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Fr though 🤣🤣🤣

    • @evilwillhunting
      @evilwillhunting 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Now that you said that, I can NEVER unsee that.

  • @whatwouldgordonramsaydo
    @whatwouldgordonramsaydo ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The way he says "YoouuuUUUU" Lmfaaoooo

  • @zSPC
    @zSPC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    When you've already seen the skit but watch it again because it's Key and Peele

    • @deejai1173
      @deejai1173 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right!

    • @T.X.N_3.0
      @T.X.N_3.0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Consequences lol

    • @andyburgos5887
      @andyburgos5887 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pretty much every day right?

  • @nautilus5271
    @nautilus5271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    The way he said "do not cut off my balls on this one!" Is freakin hilarious 😂

  • @TheCasualTheorist
    @TheCasualTheorist 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    "This is designed by people with engineering degrees. It WILL work!"
    Me with an engineering degree: "eh, maybe"

    • @devinkk
      @devinkk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THANK YOU

    • @sovietninja3
      @sovietninja3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah bullshit. We all know you didn't pass your finals

    • @thedoctorwho73
      @thedoctorwho73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sovietninja3 why would you waste your time typing that. 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @sovietninja3
      @sovietninja3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thedoctorwho73 As an engineer myself, I find her comment a little ironic 🤣

    • @DOPEdwarf
      @DOPEdwarf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nobody cares about your engineering degree. Every nigga with an engineering degree has to throw it out there at any opportunity

  • @robertbrooks8936
    @robertbrooks8936 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Every time I walk up to a street light to press the button, this scene runs through my head. These guys are genius!

  • @drewgardner5302
    @drewgardner5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Consequences

    • @jgrrr2558
      @jgrrr2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Conspiracy Theory: Bin Laden is still alive; he failed to organize more terrorist attacks only because of the almighty TSA.

    • @drewgardner5302
      @drewgardner5302 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peiji Xu 😂😂

    • @harisjutt69
      @harisjutt69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jgrrr2558 Almighty 😆

  • @ja3482
    @ja3482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    this is almost like a Twilight Zone mini-episode where Keegan is cursed to try to keep people from dying but not allowed to explain why.
    If so, this would be better than every single episode of Peele's TZ reboot I saw.

    • @michaelackerman2660
      @michaelackerman2660 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Fuert Neigt how does he have good ideas, he literally just took from the idea behind the episode, and what everybody was thinking

    • @tyrone8867
      @tyrone8867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@michaelackerman2660 he has good ideas

    • @lanethemane
      @lanethemane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@tyrone8867 the best ideas

    • @gusfring8405
      @gusfring8405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@almakyeema6455 insitting ideas

    • @logoalter
      @logoalter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@gusfring8405 tremendous, huge ideas

  • @chaitanyakotra3755
    @chaitanyakotra3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    “I have already killed the bin Laden of pressing this button”

  • @waraqas
    @waraqas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Easily the most priceless duo in American comedy at the moment. Couldn't get enough how Keegan went from completely normal to complete mental!

  • @siddharthgupta2400
    @siddharthgupta2400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    Plot Twist: It's a set up. He pressed the button, he pays the price.

    • @kevadu
      @kevadu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Better plot twist: He didn't actually press the button at all. He just stands there telling people he did.

    • @witted5153
      @witted5153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kevadu in pretty sure thats the joke

    • @jamesgazeley
      @jamesgazeley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      RT shorts

    • @siddharthgupta2400
      @siddharthgupta2400 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevadu ahah I was gonna say that no lie

    • @hillarymcdonald9954
      @hillarymcdonald9954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kevadu Right so that when they press it they die because they didn't listen to him genius

  • @georges.7386
    @georges.7386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    I pressed the crosswalk button twice
    Then, I got run over.
    Consequences

  • @discmanwes7915
    @discmanwes7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “I have killed the Bin Laden of pressing this button” 🤣🤣

  • @jonathanlol9615
    @jonathanlol9615 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    in the UK most pedestrian traffic lights show a visible sign of when they've been pressed.

  • @Jaisean
    @Jaisean 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    “Why would you do something that’s already done” + the look on his face made me lose it 😂😂😂😂

  • @justacting234
    @justacting234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Plot twist: It does in fact work only after it has been pressed the second time.

    • @harleyserafini51
      @harleyserafini51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      actually it doesn't work at all, most of those buttons are placebo buttons.

    • @isaiahthompson2134
      @isaiahthompson2134 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@harleyserafini51 the buttons work for off traffic hours, when it's designed to favor random traffic flow and keep cars moving and not meant for yielding traffic for pedestrians, since there wouldn't be many around. You could stand at one of these at 2am and it would not change to walk for 6+ hours without you pushing it.

    • @harleyserafini51
      @harleyserafini51 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cody Dinsen Most of the buttons in large cities are placebo buttons. And btw, nearly all elevator 'close doo'r buttons are placebo buttons.

  • @ModernDatingHandbook
    @ModernDatingHandbook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    If only he didn’t press the button. Tsk tsk

    • @MarshallLeeA
      @MarshallLeeA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Consequences

    • @DiaJasin
      @DiaJasin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I've neved seen tsk tsk written before, you sir are a legend!

    • @ModernDatingHandbook
      @ModernDatingHandbook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Dia Jasin I appreciate that kind sir

    • @angeloalmario
      @angeloalmario 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahahha🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @platypus1384
      @platypus1384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Consequences

  • @rizkyramadhan1423
    @rizkyramadhan1423 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    2:03 great acting there.

  • @radicalcentrist1242
    @radicalcentrist1242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Who presses the button then immediately walks

  • @BisZwo
    @BisZwo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    2:03 "DO NOT CUT MY BALLS OFF ON THIS ONE!!" I need that as a reaction gif 😂😂😂

  • @mateobanda6808
    @mateobanda6808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    These Skits Are Becoming Cautionary Tales Of Real Life Situations Now 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wowowowzzz
      @wowowowzzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YEAH. Or something.

    • @alecsims6401
      @alecsims6401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      how long does it take to capitalize every word

  • @Demonomania87
    @Demonomania87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I have killed the Bin Laden of pressing this button" 😂

  • @aroundandround
    @aroundandround 3 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Moral of the story is that if someone gets that shaking shivering mad, you either better not do that which is annoying them or risk being killed.

    • @erickvillegas2544
      @erickvillegas2544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No, just don’t press the button

    • @abcdefsuzu
      @abcdefsuzu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@erickvillegas2544 And why would you? The button has already been pressed.

    • @redpractition
      @redpractition 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@abcdefsuzu i mean, if i could just reach over and press the button...

    • @muanmuan2269
      @muanmuan2269 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      they got this mad and the other person died?what do u mean?as if they the one died of furiously mad

  • @blue-phoenix115
    @blue-phoenix115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    Plot Twist: He gets a million dollars if he prevents the button from being pressed

    • @DatzAdam
      @DatzAdam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's a horrible pot twist and it makes no sense.

    • @cassandrabrown8017
      @cassandrabrown8017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I reckon this is probably what it was you know looool

    • @HigherDarkness
      @HigherDarkness 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saw 2020

    • @blue-phoenix115
      @blue-phoenix115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@DatzAdam Lets say a you're a game show contestant and the challenge is: Prevent people from pressing the button without getting physical or hostile for 1 hour and you win a million dollars.

    • @DatzAdam
      @DatzAdam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blue-phoenix115 Alright I can see it, but it wouldn't be a funny ending for a two minute skit

  • @an.cr.9676
    @an.cr.9676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    That scene weirdly elevated my anxiety...

  • @KotaJeewithe
    @KotaJeewithe 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The guy at the back looking over his glasses @ 2:22
    Standing there laid back as if it's just another day😂😂😂

  • @aztrogazzer2936
    @aztrogazzer2936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    This is how people on the internet argue. I swear I’ve seen some of the most dumbest and unnecessary arguments on the internet. Lol

    • @tumbi97
      @tumbi97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is literally the dumbest comment ever. Shut the hell up you low life

    • @janmichaelcjamisola
      @janmichaelcjamisola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No you haven't

    • @ryhanzfx1641
      @ryhanzfx1641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tumbi97 someone got called out, yo dumbnuts, touch some grass and quit arguing people online

    • @bivamshukhadka8953
      @bivamshukhadka8953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tumbi97 you know, he was talking about people like you.

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tumbi97 You got called out 😂

  • @mr.lostrythm7876
    @mr.lostrythm7876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    *Plot twist:* The guy insisting on not pressing the button is the grim reaper.

  • @rational-ec4rk
    @rational-ec4rk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Legend has it that he's still standing there stopping people from pressing the button. In other news, there is an absurdly high number of hit and run cases being reported from the same area..

    • @ElBuki146
      @ElBuki146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      and an asshole that doesn't listen when he gets told, "The light cycle ran twice." and never says, "Oh, it went twice? I'm sorry for yelling at you." Then, he keeps saying other stuff instead. I met plenty of people being bullies that make me want to say, "Did that bullshit really just come out of your mouth?!" Instead of "Fine! We'll just stand here."

  • @luci2759
    @luci2759 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The acting of key is just out of this world, i don't understand why don't he get more recognition.

  • @Kafi69
    @Kafi69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "I pushed the button twice, and got run by a car"
    consequences!!!

  • @ZakWalker94
    @ZakWalker94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    “Why would you do something that’s already done?!?”

  • @jasonwall1995
    @jasonwall1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I legit would just say "Man, I have severe OCD, and I HAVE to press the button EVERY SINGLE TIME I cross the street or I get stuck in weird loop of violence.
    It's a disability.
    Now excuse me."
    Bet my fingers touch that button...

    • @bw5291
      @bw5291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DO NOT CUT MY BALLS OFF ON THIS ONE

    • @RICKtoSICK10
      @RICKtoSICK10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not if I had anything to say about it

    • @jasonwall1995
      @jasonwall1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RICKtoSICK10 I'm pushing that button fam. It's better for both of us that you don't try and stop me. Lol.

  • @ValkyrieHietel
    @ValkyrieHietel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    i like how the button actually does nothing its just there to make people even more impatient because it aint working