The Best of Dale Gribble

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  • @gamedev7088
    @gamedev7088 ปีที่แล้ว +2452

    Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick. You gave us a memorable character.

    • @Yomomma1467
      @Yomomma1467 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Should feel proud, you’re the first one, rip dale

    • @bighand1530
      @bighand1530 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He will be missed

    • @dawildpep
      @dawildpep ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Pouring out some Mountain Dew for ol’ rusty Shackleford, the big D.. RIP dude

    • @chonsly
      @chonsly ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shit. I just looked up best dale gribble moments. Didn’t know this happened till reading this comment. rip 🪦.

    • @davidchynoweth4007
      @davidchynoweth4007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Yomomma1467yup 😢

  • @rl9217
    @rl9217 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    RIP Johnny Hardwick. A good guy who gave the perfect voice to a character that brought us all laughs. You’re a real legend, and I hope that you and Dale never run out of pocket sand to throw in peoples faces.

    • @RETRO-RANEYS-RESTORATIONS
      @RETRO-RANEYS-RESTORATIONS ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YEP!😢

    • @devint900
      @devint900 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mmmhmm

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pour one out for the man. ...then have a slug for yourself. One for you, and one for the homies.

    • @bighand1530
      @bighand1530 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He will be missed

    • @cookiewhoopiepie
      @cookiewhoopiepie ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@GmodPlusWoW Don’t forget one for Rusty Shackleford.

  • @BlueJimmie48Fan
    @BlueJimmie48Fan ปีที่แล้ว +488

    RIP Johnny Hardwick. Thank you for voicing a legend. 😔🕊️🙏

    • @TheRealFry2024
      @TheRealFry2024 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He's voiced him in the new season

  • @edgarbanuelos6472
    @edgarbanuelos6472 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7740

    Dale is the kind of guy who uses the wrong math equation and still somehow gets the right answer.

    • @psychicjellyfish9466
      @psychicjellyfish9466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +304

      In Social Studies

    • @teteteteta2548
      @teteteteta2548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@psychicjellyfish9466 5th grade social studies

    • @ObiTrev
      @ObiTrev 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      They say a broken clock is right twice a day.
      I say, it doesn't matter how many times you're wrong as long as you're wrong in even numbers.

    • @hankhill1191
      @hankhill1191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      dang it Dale, I can't believe you added me into your video without my permission

    • @fantasticmrmonk
      @fantasticmrmonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@hankhill1191 I’d say the lack of a profile pic lessens the impact but honestly hank probably would forget (or not care to know) to set one

  • @rorymorrison6014
    @rorymorrison6014 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3204

    Dale we’re stealing a news van!
    It’s the perfect crime, how will they report it!

    • @thatguy22441
      @thatguy22441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Giblet-head.....

    • @wool578
      @wool578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Giblet-head.....

    • @itsyourmemelord2378
      @itsyourmemelord2378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Giblet-head...

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i love how he's always just down for anything since he trusts his friends and family so much. He'd literally kill for Joseph or Nancy.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Giblet-head...

  • @Jigolopuff
    @Jigolopuff ปีที่แล้ว +464

    RIP to a legend who was a part of our childhoods.

  • @ItsRokaze
    @ItsRokaze 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2839

    "Boooo I am a high priced Washington lobbyist peddling influence, who wants candy?"

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      A very accurate portrayal

    • @lennyjudd123
      @lennyjudd123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      Honestly, probably one of the funniest jokes KOTH ever made but thats almost impossible to say because god dam does this show have some bangers

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      One of those jokes that flew over my head as a kid, but can now get a chuckle out of as an adult.

    • @jasmineduran6731
      @jasmineduran6731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ryokoon **gasps** scary! 😱😨

    • @Asteroidmining1111
      @Asteroidmining1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My deeewwww !

  • @mylifefortheoldfish
    @mylifefortheoldfish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4524

    "I can't die on my first mission, it's bad for business!" would honestly make a pretty awesome cheesy 80s action movie line.

  • @dookeland8
    @dookeland8 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1123

    Dale might have a few screws loose, but he always treated Nancy like a Queen and raised Joseph extremely well. He’s overall a great guy.

    • @steeldriver1776
      @steeldriver1776 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      @benadryl cabbagepatch He worked as a triple agent and a bug terminator. He also had a massive stash of dew and cigs.

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@@steeldriver1776 They couldn't even afford a $5000 surgery. Given her job, if he was making any money they would have been able to afford that. He doesn't even make a living wage.

    • @steeldriver1776
      @steeldriver1776 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rosesweetcharlotte You're disrupting the irony and sarcasm by confusing a cartoon with real life problems. Be gone wench. We have no need of you.

    • @amunago080
      @amunago080 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Well she cheated on him for years so I'll still lean in his corner.

    • @funkymonkey2k425
      @funkymonkey2k425 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @benadrylcabbagepatchgood thing he didn't treat her like a queen considering what she was doing behind his back

  • @nOT_sURE08
    @nOT_sURE08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7570

    You left out the absolute greatest Dale Gribble line. It's from the episode where Joseph fires an arrow at a panda, John Redcorn catches it, then Dale tries to hand Joseph a gun and says, "he won't catch a bullet."

    • @smgeezus7186
      @smgeezus7186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      ^ This right here

    • @kalevquigley5686
      @kalevquigley5686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      What episode is this????

    • @adriannaranjo4397
      @adriannaranjo4397 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      *bet he can't catch a bullet

    • @mackmyles9034
      @mackmyles9034 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love that episode

    • @El_ACG
      @El_ACG 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Vision Quest season 7

  • @introvertedwifi4818
    @introvertedwifi4818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2206

    I love how dale switches to "realistic idiot" to "comic book villain"

    • @perditionedpossum5372
      @perditionedpossum5372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      He does start taking medication by the end of Season 4 Episode 15, in which Boomhauser, and then Bill and Dale, end up in a mental asylum.

    • @im4everskilled
      @im4everskilled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Joe Mark Chuck Mangione

    • @7evenproductions271
      @7evenproductions271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Joe Mark global warming

    • @havokvladimirovichstalinov
      @havokvladimirovichstalinov 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Joe Mark global warming

    • @Dumpsterhuggies
      @Dumpsterhuggies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Joe Mark global warming

  • @MiggyRules
    @MiggyRules ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Johnny Hardwick who provided the voice of Dale sadly passed away today at age 64, so let’s watch always the best of Dale. #RIPDaleGribble

    • @SK-rs1hu
      @SK-rs1hu ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rusty shakleford's probably doing fine tho, right? 😢

  • @UniteForgetLeftRight
    @UniteForgetLeftRight 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6308

    I would watch a Dale Gribble spinoff.

    • @emiliodibenedetto4654
      @emiliodibenedetto4654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I would, too!

    • @vernonkendall9638
      @vernonkendall9638 8 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      With boomhauer in it too

    • @emiliodibenedetto4654
      @emiliodibenedetto4654 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Vernon Kendall
      Oh, but of course! : )

    • @jacobdockter8070
      @jacobdockter8070 8 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I would rather see a bill spin off- with him going back down back to Louisianana

    • @icemanjr.5819
      @icemanjr.5819 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      bill makes too many dumb decisions for me to watch a spinoff of him

  • @Zimeatsgirswaffles
    @Zimeatsgirswaffles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2248

    Hank: "Dale, I'm gonna kick your ass!"
    Dale: *sniffs a cloth covered in chloroform* "you wouldn't hit an unconscious man" *faints*

    • @scottromig7633
      @scottromig7633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      And chloroform takes several minutes to actually knock someone out, so either Dale was faking it or he took a whiff of something even stronger

    • @fantasticmrmonk
      @fantasticmrmonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@scottromig7633 damn good chance for either, my moneys on the “something stronger”.

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      *unconscious maaaaa--(thump!)

    • @Babidi111
      @Babidi111 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@scottromig7633 wait it takes minutse to kick in, i thought it was used on clothes to like stealth knock guys out....

    • @greg77389
      @greg77389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@scottromig7633
      Dale has strong poison resistance so it was likely something stronger

  • @Silenthero66
    @Silenthero66 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    No point in bringing the show back now. The best part of the whole show, this man's performance, and now he's gone. RIP Johnny Hardwick. Rest in peace Dale you absolute legend.

    • @spencersdh1
      @spencersdh1 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Johnny Hardwick had already recorded several episodes for the reboot before he passed. I don't think it would be fair to his memory if that work were to never see the light of day. I imagine those episodes will air, even if they have to write his character out off screen.

    • @ottagol1985
      @ottagol1985 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@spencersdh1 Plus, there's already a great soundalike in Jayden Libran.

    • @Uzdefized
      @Uzdefized ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah their rebooting it already and we all need it. Plus Johnny Hardwick already recorded episodes.

  • @BoBnfishy
    @BoBnfishy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4997

    "we live in texas. it's already 110 in the summer, and if it gets 1 degree hotter i'm gonna kick your ass!"

    • @tito1rocks
      @tito1rocks 8 ปีที่แล้ว +327

      I'd kick his ass too. way too fuckin hot in Texas

    • @JohnSmith-qw1fg
      @JohnSmith-qw1fg 8 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      I relate to this line so much

    • @1survivor566
      @1survivor566 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I lmfao everytime I see that clip lol

    • @davidh.2377
      @davidh.2377 8 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      I said this exact line when my right-wing cousin was asking me why I believed in climate change.

    • @j.m.s.5901
      @j.m.s.5901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      go longhorns

  • @justinlynch3
    @justinlynch3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5498

    "Pocket Sand!" is one of the simplest yet funniest jokes. lol

    • @bmstylee
      @bmstylee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      P o C k E t S a N d

    • @RetroAsbestos
      @RetroAsbestos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@bmstylee BALLS OFF MY FACE and then we can go to the store

    • @Luna-vt2ys
      @Luna-vt2ys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      th-cam.com/video/qo9gRI4aPKA/w-d-xo.html

    • @rustyshackleford9452
      @rustyshackleford9452 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      How dare you say one of my quotes

    • @TheBehm08
      @TheBehm08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Literally the best 😂

  • @epiccarrot88
    @epiccarrot88 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Rest in peace legend. Thank you for being a huge part of my childhood

  • @Jutleyfication
    @Jutleyfication 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6518

    Dale: What are you looking at?
    Elderly Couple: Your fly is down
    Dale: It’s my yard
    What a power move

    • @kipp2139
      @kipp2139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      Total alpha.

    • @JeremyFinch42
      @JeremyFinch42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Alpha unit.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!

    • @joshmcirish352
      @joshmcirish352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Chad Dale vs Virgin Elderly

    • @ilovedragonball2435
      @ilovedragonball2435 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lucas Martinez actually no he can’t

  • @beybladegeekusa7340
    @beybladegeekusa7340 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2493

    "we'll grow oranges in alaska" that line

    • @DeLaCrack
      @DeLaCrack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      If it gets one degree hotter, im gonna kick your ass

    • @sincerelysarcastic1494
      @sincerelysarcastic1494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Franc Von Villion ugh, what in gods name is that thumping sound,?

    • @comettamer
      @comettamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      "See what Butros Butros Golly Golly thinks about that..."

    • @kerrej213
      @kerrej213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      “Dale, You Giblet Head”

    • @reggiemoses3898
      @reggiemoses3898 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We live in Texas

  • @DPV2012
    @DPV2012 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    Rest in peace johnny hardwick (the person who voices dale), you will be lived as dale in heaven forever

    • @superpenguinzzz
      @superpenguinzzz ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you can S'go to heaven

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He’s throwing pocket sand with the angels now.

    • @duvalt87
      @duvalt87 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      POCKET SAND FOREVER

  • @BasePuma4007
    @BasePuma4007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2156

    I love the one part where John Redcorn is sneaking through Dale's yard to leave and Dale sees him and says "John Redcorn, quit playin with my mower and get back inside and massage my wife!"

    • @thepayne7862
      @thepayne7862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      Yup and john says something to nancy along the line of "he's taking some of the fun out of this."

    • @TheRealRusDaddy
      @TheRealRusDaddy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      @@thepayne7862 considering dale always knew since he wiretaps his house phone the fun was always taken out

    • @christopherlithgo2600
      @christopherlithgo2600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@TheRealRusDaddy yeah he admits it in an episode and let's it continue too keep his wife happy

    • @henrymcbark7337
      @henrymcbark7337 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@christopherlithgo2600 Wait really? I got to know. Wait was it implied he knew or it was clear he knew?

    • @christopherlithgo2600
      @christopherlithgo2600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@henrymcbark7337 it's in an episode can't remember which one but its one after they became friends and he breaks up with nancy

  • @jdoyle247
    @jdoyle247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2544

    “Gribble! This fish is frozen!”
    “I caught it that’s my position.”
    Lolz

    • @bud7707
      @bud7707 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jack Doyle best line

    • @PilotAwe
      @PilotAwe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Possession

    • @AuburnTigers111
      @AuburnTigers111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dale you gibblet head why did you give the judge a frozen fish?! I had a coupon.

    • @PilotAwe
      @PilotAwe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @KDC RunThat I don't fish, I hunt so thats very probable

    • @CrizzyEyes
      @CrizzyEyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@PilotAwe No, "position," as in his legal position for the purpose of the case. It was an episode where they had to prove Hank bought crack on accident thinking it was fish bait.

  • @ginagonzalez7492
    @ginagonzalez7492 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    In memory of Johnny hardwick 1958-2023 💐 there will never be another dale gribble

  • @Eazyism
    @Eazyism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1518

    One of the most well-done characters in cartoon history.

    • @IAnonymous3
      @IAnonymous3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      100%!!!!!!!! My personal favorite for sure

    • @brightlight3520
      @brightlight3520 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Whole show is gold

    • @RETRO-RANEYS-RESTORATIONS
      @RETRO-RANEYS-RESTORATIONS ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For sure Just like men I've met very real life shit

    • @Stnicxai
      @Stnicxai ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RIP

    • @delix787
      @delix787 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭🥹🖤💙🖤

  • @hifijohn
    @hifijohn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +898

    He can make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite.

    • @leaveowits
      @leaveowits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      You can also make a Machine Gun with some glue, an AR-15 and glitter.

    • @evan-qq6qd
      @evan-qq6qd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sir_Leaveowits_Da_1st Did you know you can make a fire gun with a flamethrower, some duct tape, and a pistol?

    • @AsukaLangleyS02
      @AsukaLangleyS02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@leaveowits What good is a machine gun if it's not automatic?

    • @boochie-yj7un
      @boochie-yj7un 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Deus Vult to not use a ton of bullets

    • @boochie-yj7un
      @boochie-yj7un 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Legionary you have a point there. I don’t know how say this smoothly so here goes. Fuck the NCR

  • @cronagorgon1032
    @cronagorgon1032 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Rest in peace you absolute legend

  • @broden4838
    @broden4838 9 ปีที่แล้ว +776

    My dew! My cigarettes! Noooooooo!

    • @KxYxS666
      @KxYxS666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sums up my life

    • @Asteroidmining1111
      @Asteroidmining1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      How could you do this to me puff puff ?

    • @x23Megan23x
      @x23Megan23x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Puff puff why :/

    • @XJonAye
      @XJonAye ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@Asteroidmining1111 😊😊😊pop
      Edit: my phone goes off in my pocket sometimes

    • @gilpetperdon9831
      @gilpetperdon9831 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @judgedredd8657
    @judgedredd8657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Are you paranoid? "Who wants to know?"

    • @sanchezs7614
      @sanchezs7614 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao yes! 😂

    • @cullanmiller7492
      @cullanmiller7492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Did you reply, "who wants to know"?

    • @React2Quick
      @React2Quick 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@cullanmiller7492 "yes."

    • @Inqusitor_VDM
      @Inqusitor_VDM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@cullanmiller7492 who wants to know?

  • @chrisandrew9840
    @chrisandrew9840 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    RIP Johnny Hardwick - voice of Dale Gribble. I'm gonna remember these lines for the rest of my life, Dale was one of the funniest characters ever.

  • @phire
    @phire 9 ปีที่แล้ว +975

    Dale you giblet head.

    • @sincerelysarcastic1494
      @sincerelysarcastic1494 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IGIstar 01 ugh, what in gods name is that thumping sound?

    • @elliotttafel578
      @elliotttafel578 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you were gonna cheat, why the hell did you buy a frozen bass?

  • @jackpyrope6641
    @jackpyrope6641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2418

    "If it gets one degree hotter, Im going to kick your ass", didint know Bill Nye got his inspiration from KOTH

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ???

    • @yukimarusword
      @yukimarusword 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      Too bad Bill Nye isn't a real scientist and is a puppet.

    • @mmmgoose2252
      @mmmgoose2252 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hank hill is a legend

    • @innerpeaceatrest3193
      @innerpeaceatrest3193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@yukimarusword i mean the man did go to university.

    • @mythicize2351
      @mythicize2351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@innerpeaceatrest3193 doesn't make someone a scientist he's a fearmongering actor

  • @williamcooper007
    @williamcooper007 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Rest in peace Johnny. Thank you for the memories and the laughs. 😭

  • @sailordarty9032
    @sailordarty9032 9 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Dale is kind of right about the peanuts. Peanut allergy related-deaths practically skyrocketed since the invention of peanut-based products.

    • @fridalighjemdallen7283
      @fridalighjemdallen7283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @masakasamaactually that's a pretty solid theory. It's theorized that misinformed western doctors recommending avoidance of possible allergens such as peanuts caused more and more of our population to have immune systems that can't recognize it as a non-threat, hence why more of us are allergic. On the other side, it is noted that rates of peanut allergies are drastically lower in countries that have more peanut based snacks for babies and toddlers such as India.

    • @littletechn8175
      @littletechn8175 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@fridalighjemdallen7283 There's also a theory that it could actually be that our immune system is "bored" in countries that are over developed, and it ends up just attacking things because it thinks it has to.

    • @kyon813
      @kyon813 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There's blood on your hands, Carver!

    • @rustyshacklefordrefined5756
      @rustyshacklefordrefined5756 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Not gonna lie, I actually thought his theory about that was genius. Evolution right?

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@littletechn8175 that doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about the immune system to dispute it

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1997

    Who's Dale Gribble? I only saw Rusty Shackleford.

    • @davidrichardson6749
      @davidrichardson6749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey deputy Martin mayor of big daddys pizza

    • @gabrielvoth8811
      @gabrielvoth8811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Where'd you see me

    • @Skootroot
      @Skootroot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Rusty Shackleford at 0:00 - 14:16

    • @gabrielvoth8811
      @gabrielvoth8811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @LᗩᑎDO LᗩᑎD Fix it again Tony

    • @swandive828
      @swandive828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I used the name rusty shackleford whenever i have to give my name at a coffee shop or waiting room... noone ever caught onto it except one time at a restaurant when the hostess anounced my name over the PA she added "sha shaaaaah" afterwards and i fucking lost it.

  • @edgyplays0290
    @edgyplays0290 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    We lost a real one today boys.

  • @MattMooresEyebrows
    @MattMooresEyebrows 5 ปีที่แล้ว +765

    When Bill says "I even got a nickname, William" I die

    • @melodyconte
      @melodyconte 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He stole the whole video from Dale with that line. 😂

    • @cheriblossom983
      @cheriblossom983 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      UNDERWEAR MONEY FAT

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@melodyconte well these clips are stolen originally from obviously koth.

    • @nelladeraj
      @nelladeraj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rewinded that part 20 times, still cryin😂😭

    • @Skrulzie
      @Skrulzie ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@shadysam7161 Wow. No way. I had no idea these clips were from King of the Hill. You must be the President of No Shit Sherlock Inc. 😑

  • @Melissa0774
    @Melissa0774 9 ปีที่แล้ว +789

    Should've had the scene where he was buying uranium from the Russian guy and he could actually speak the language.

    • @DuckBilledAtheist
      @DuckBilledAtheist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      It's been shown more than once that he can speak Russian

    • @charlieapples9373
      @charlieapples9373 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Дейл Гриббл не связан с КГБ. Он смущает Америку.

    • @theepicricemaker6611
      @theepicricemaker6611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      WAIT THAT'S A THING HOLY SHIT

    • @Flashbek87
      @Flashbek87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As a guy from Russia I would’ve say his russian weak

    • @Melissa0774
      @Melissa0774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@Flashbek87 I think it's funny that a guy like him took the time to learn any Russian at all, even if it isn't very good. Did you ever see the episode where he was driving the army tank and he said he knew how to do it because he learned Russian just so he could read the tank instruction manual?

  • @zero3killamike
    @zero3killamike ปีที่แล้ว +34

    R.I.P. Johnny Hardwick.
    Dale Gribble; easily one of my favorite cartoon characters, or sitcom characters for that matter.

  • @zeppelin9776
    @zeppelin9776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Where's the clip where hes polishing his turtle with turtle wax and before leaving the room asks the turtle for a kiss, then after the turtle retreats in its shell Dake squints at it and says "I can destroy you ."

    • @mr.mayonnaise2095
      @mr.mayonnaise2095 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dang thats one of my favorites 😂

    • @someoneelsedoit8706
      @someoneelsedoit8706 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Don’t forget, later on during a flood he taped a cigarette onto the turtle and says, “Come back when you’ve planted more” and frees the turtle

  • @Sitarya
    @Sitarya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    "As slim and white as the cigarette he so boldly enjoyed."

  • @ratchetexperience8379
    @ratchetexperience8379 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Just heard of his passing. RIP Legend

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Best Dale Gribble quote: It's when Hank is scared of propane due to a near death experience...he tries to grill steaks and ended up throwing them over the fence. Steak lands in Dales yard, Dale sees it...bends down, touches it and licks his finger: "Hmmmmm.....gobbits of meat from the _skyyyy...._ "

    • @Maestro-gh2ei
      @Maestro-gh2ei 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Doesn't taste like buckley

    • @scallie6462
      @scallie6462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gobbitts is not a word you ever here in the States, very peculiar choice.

    • @bendover6272
      @bendover6272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@scallie6462 Dale is a very peculiar person.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love that he doesn't even mention it but we all know he thinks it's part of a government conspiracy

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JacobKinsleytrue

  • @palaceofwisdom9448
    @palaceofwisdom9448 8 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    9:16 My all time favorite Dale rant. Bill deserved it that time.

    • @kyleshiflet7932
      @kyleshiflet7932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      My favorite dale rant to

    • @indigowolf4832
      @indigowolf4832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What episode is that from?

    • @rag3ac334
      @rag3ac334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @Kicksno1fan
      @Kicksno1fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Indigo Wolf
      season 9 episode 15, it aint over till the fat neighbor sings

    • @thoughtfuldevil6069
      @thoughtfuldevil6069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I saw this episode when it was new, and I was literally rolling on the floor laughing.

  • @ConnorMiller417
    @ConnorMiller417 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Sad news: John Hardwick (the voice of Dale Gribble) died today. Thank you for gifting us one of the best adult shows of all time. You will never be forgotten. 😊

  • @zakbax7259
    @zakbax7259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    5:58
    I love in this episode his escape plan is to just chloroform himself

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +635

    "What're you lookin at?"
    "Your fly is down."
    "....... it's my yard!"
    (puts on sunglasses) YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH!

  • @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985
    @sapphirewingthefurrycritic985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Hank has way too much patience to deal with pretty much all of his friends. Dale and Bill basically share about 5 braincells between them and Boomhauer goes along with them because he has nothing better to do.

    • @fallingskies8991
      @fallingskies8991 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      5 brain cells feels too generous

    • @wolfox7776
      @wolfox7776 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      At least Boomhauer is reliable.

    • @CountlessPWNZ
      @CountlessPWNZ ปีที่แล้ว +13

      boomhauer is an undercover texas ranger. weather or not he is keeping tabs on those buffoons or not is up to debate.

    • @wolfox7776
      @wolfox7776 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@CountlessPWNZ probably just Dale

  • @mrturtletail3945
    @mrturtletail3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    When Dale puts a "I Love NY" bumper sticker on Hank's truck lamo!

  • @ClaerisGames
    @ClaerisGames 8 ปีที่แล้ว +961

    King of the Hill is the best anime

    • @yucatansuckaman5726
      @yucatansuckaman5726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      King of the hill isnt anime

    • @vinnycarothers4740
      @vinnycarothers4740 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@yucatansuckaman5726 r/woooosh

    • @captbluntman
      @captbluntman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@yucatansuckaman5726ahem animation I rest my case your honor

    • @batfang25animations39
      @batfang25animations39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      But does it beat the manga?

    • @chingguskhan8774
      @chingguskhan8774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      My favorite part of the manga is when hank uses jajanken on john redcorn because he was caught using charcoal instead of propane, causing hank's condition to be activated, becoming dark hank

  • @TwoDelic
    @TwoDelic ปีที่แล้ว +48

    RIP Johnny Hardwick. Legendary performance.

  • @billnumber3324
    @billnumber3324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    The other clip I would have included is "You don't know who I am, but I know where you live."

    • @Luna-vt2ys
      @Luna-vt2ys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Bill Number3 even after peggy goes “hello dale”

    • @greyerbaby3323
      @greyerbaby3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Luna-vt2ys 😂😂😂

    • @johnbarber4549
      @johnbarber4549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh, hi Hank, could you put Peggy on?.

  • @SpaceMissile
    @SpaceMissile 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    1:24 - "C'mere, I'm gonna kick yer ass!"
    "No!"
    _"I'm gonna kick it harder if ya don't come over here!"_

    • @e-mvids1212
      @e-mvids1212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LMFAOOO

    • @joscar062
      @joscar062 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@e-mvids1212
      1:30 barefoot 🦶🏾
      1:50 finally has boots 🥾
      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @josecabrera7090
    @josecabrera7090 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick
    Thank you for voicing an awesome and hilarious character.

  • @LeetMasterAce
    @LeetMasterAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    "It's a little stupid, Dale."
    Gets me every time.

  • @Yoshiinite
    @Yoshiinite ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I just learned the voice actor for Dale passed away, we lost him
    RIP Johnny Hardwick

  • @BasicShapes
    @BasicShapes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    9:15 LMAO
    "This course...is the feces produced when _shame_ eats too much _stupidity!_ "
    Can we just appreciate that this was such a highbrow takedown for someone like Dale

    • @magicspellincorporated199
      @magicspellincorporated199 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME ENVY THE DEAF AND THE BLIND

    • @aplant9980
      @aplant9980 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *chorus

    • @KnightofStorms474
      @KnightofStorms474 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@magicspellincorporated199UNDERWEAR! MONEY! FAT..!

  • @LionManatic
    @LionManatic 9 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Dale is like the adult version of Daffy Duck lol, man I miss this show.

  • @hadensasser4937
    @hadensasser4937 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I just found out that Johnny Hardwick had passed. Cannot fuckin believe it. Rest in Peace Dale

  • @garyevans3421
    @garyevans3421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    It’s been years since I saw it, but I liked the episode when they got beat at a paintball match by teenagers and decided they needed to study their opposition. Dale approached some teens eating at an outdoor table. He was wearing his pest control uniform and sprayed them with pesticide. When they complained, he wrote down in a notebook, teens hate people in authority! 😂

  • @theodorehodbor5080
    @theodorehodbor5080 9 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    TFW you realize you are living Dale's life.

    • @Magicmaan775
      @Magicmaan775 9 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Yep.

    • @Lolwutburger_LWB
      @Lolwutburger_LWB 9 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      +Magicmaan775 Yep.

    • @Mlgpro336
      @Mlgpro336 9 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Mm-hmm

    • @import3dguest
      @import3dguest 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's a good feeling.

    • @shaycormacc
      @shaycormacc 9 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      +Theodore Hodbor Sorry to hear about your wife.

  • @mrpowers4667
    @mrpowers4667 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “I can’t die on the first day! IT’S BAD FOR BUSINESS!!!”

  • @salsamancer
    @salsamancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    3:49 I just realized Dale cataloged his kegs. "Dew, Mountain" 😂

  • @Soldatus_Crafts
    @Soldatus_Crafts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    11:18 - Honestly, that broke my heart that when he was a little child, he didn’t have anyone to hang out with. That made me cry.

    • @DeltaDanner
      @DeltaDanner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Or the episode where a young Dale started eating bugs because it was the only way other kids would pay attention to him

    • @malfaroangel3896
      @malfaroangel3896 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Issue is it’s a plot hole. There two other flashbacks that show him with Hank and his friends. Then another where he’s at his birthday party with kids there.

    • @AllenGray47
      @AllenGray47 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@malfaroangel3896 he might have just had a weird kid phase where no one hung out for a while

    • @fantasticmrmonk
      @fantasticmrmonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@malfaroangel3896 or he was lonely that particular day. friends aren’t always available and let’s be honest, dale gets obsessive when things aren’t the same. Could just as easily have been a day where Hank and the rest were at home sick or away with their parents. (Or wasn’t talking to them at this point for whatever dale reason)

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think Dale and hank and the others made friends later in life through their parents

  • @BriarBrookbank
    @BriarBrookbank ปีที่แล้ว +9

    RIP Johnny Hardwick. Thank for you all the laughs.

  • @XFry333X
    @XFry333X 8 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    George Washington Carver weaponized peanuts. Man I miss this show.

    • @jcrowley1985
      @jcrowley1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He could have. Look at how many people have peanut allergies now. When I was a kid, peanut allergies were extremely rare if not non existant.

    • @theangryholmesian4556
      @theangryholmesian4556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jcrowley1985 Yeah that's because kids just broke out into hives or died and nobody knew why. Are you that dense?

    • @jamesbond9975
      @jamesbond9975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Personally I blame elephants. Greedy SOBs.

  • @Tdope768
    @Tdope768 9 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    5:57 Five Nights at Dale's

    • @XTD74
      @XTD74 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol I see it

    • @ceeway0127
      @ceeway0127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol someone needs to make that

    • @MasonKLutz
      @MasonKLutz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      No five nights at freddie's game: new button, easy way out, (huff chloriphorme and say you'll never catch Dale Grib-)

    • @noviews65
      @noviews65 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dale is #1

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Could you imagine Dale Gribble working for Async?

  • @martinlee1179
    @martinlee1179 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    RIP Johnny Hardwick (1959-2023)

  • @H.V.C_Shino
    @H.V.C_Shino 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Dude this voice acting is amazing

  • @devwreck192
    @devwreck192 9 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    POCKETSAND

  • @Disciple_of_Cthulhu
    @Disciple_of_Cthulhu ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Rest in peace, John Hardwick.

  • @grandmascookies9598
    @grandmascookies9598  9 ปีที่แล้ว +925

    If i had a quarter for every time someone commented pocket sand I would have $1.50.

  • @willkoestner4159
    @willkoestner4159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    Dale showering with soap on a rope is great choice. I never stopped to notice it before.
    Really highlights his characters irrational paranoia even in his own home; that aversion to vulnerability that influences every step of his days.
    Being naked and wet in a tub is an indefensible situation, and the writers could've given him a firearm to show he never lets his guard down. Or a sword if they wanted to play the wacky angle.
    But they gave him soap on a rope. Because if Dale Gribble is about to be the victim of a home invasion while he's in the shower, he'd better make sure he protects himself from a sexual assault by not dropping the soap?
    Idk. I'm just impressed that the writers did such an A+ job building Dale within the logic of Dale's own very poor logic.

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Ok but he also had his hat and glasses on.

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      soap on a rope was sold on late night TV alot back then, same goes for special soap that came in these little scrubbing bags so you could scrub while also soaping yourself without the soap slipping. Seeing as Dale stays up all night watching late night TV that makes sense he'd buy crap like that, epseically since he's also been shown buying random things like police scanners, night vision goggles, and alien urine.

    • @RandalfElVikingo
      @RandalfElVikingo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Your inner homosexual fantasy is not what this scene is about.

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Great catch on attention to detail!

  • @lovelyladyfeet3940
    @lovelyladyfeet3940 4 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    “ BOOOO I’m a high priced Washington lobbyist peddling influence”

    • @beeragainsthumanity1420
      @beeragainsthumanity1420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      ..."...who wants candy?..."

    • @Sky_Blaze
      @Sky_Blaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true, and people actually take politcs seriously when everyone on whatever side can easily be paid off and push agendas.
      Its us against the elite..not Democrat vs Republican, because if anyone believes in either party..they need a serious wake up call.

  • @sassysasquatch2722
    @sassysasquatch2722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    "This chorus is the faece's produced when shame eats too much stupidity" that is gold.

    • @bloodynose5970
      @bloodynose5970 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wadiyatalkinabeet

    • @sophiegrey9576
      @sophiegrey9576 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Look at you! You're part of a twelve-headed jackass!"

  • @thefakestbrandon
    @thefakestbrandon ปีที่แล้ว +22

    God Rest Johnny Hardwick's soul. He voiced one of my favorite characters in animation.

  • @JazzyAnasazi
    @JazzyAnasazi 9 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    POCKET SAND!!

  • @HunterShows
    @HunterShows 9 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    Ah, they killed you too soon, King of the Hill.

    • @ilovedragons
      @ilovedragons 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +HunterShows Mmmhmm

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      *****
      Yeah.

    • @GoodMorningUSA1
      @GoodMorningUSA1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      "Too soon"
      13 seasons
      THIRTEEN seasons
      are you an idiot

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      YoloSwag I watched every episode and was ready for more character developments. Why, are you an idiot?

    • @robertbaratheon2193
      @robertbaratheon2193 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +YoloSwag nice profile name, idiot.

  • @sebastienholmes548
    @sebastienholmes548 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    RIP Johnny hardwick. You'll always be our favorite giblet head.

  • @coasterrebel9956
    @coasterrebel9956 9 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Dale is probably the greatest character of all time. I think he may be funnier than Homer Simpson

    • @ChantelleCraigMisminePride
      @ChantelleCraigMisminePride 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** He is, I was watching King Of The Hill this morning and nearly laughing because of Dale

    • @ArnoldSchwarz_enigger
      @ArnoldSchwarz_enigger 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hank is funnier because he doesnt know he is

    • @papi-sauce
      @papi-sauce 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ***** true wat make him funny is wat he says dont seem outrageous because it fits him.

    • @Cemoman17
      @Cemoman17 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Easily funnier than that corny Simpsons crap

    • @orgasplosion
      @orgasplosion 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +CoasterRebel While he's a favourite on this show, I don't think he is anywhere near as funny (or timeless, for that matter) as Homer "El Homo" Simpson

  • @mrturtletail3945
    @mrturtletail3945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    Any scene where Hank and Dale are together is guaranteed gold

  • @TheCanoxd
    @TheCanoxd ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Rest in Peace, Johnny Hardwick. Your voice practically gave Dale so much life and I doubt anyone else could have done it as amazingly as you. May you rest well and if any demons try to pull you down, hit 'em with the pocket sand!

  • @cjaoshenyjc7276
    @cjaoshenyjc7276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    You missed my favourite Dale moment from the episode in s1 when ladybird goes missing. The group are trying to track her down when they get to her bowl and in true hunter fashion, Dale dabs the water with his finger, tastes it and proclaims "its still wet"

  • @AgentMacklinFBI
    @AgentMacklinFBI 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    I feel like all of us have a little bit of Dale Gribble in all of us.

    • @THahhhh
      @THahhhh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      but not you tad strange

    • @epiccarrot88
      @epiccarrot88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When you're younger, you laugh at Dale for being an idiot. When you get older, you realise the dark truths of society essentially broke his mental state and made him paranoid of everything.

    • @stanleybochenek1862
      @stanleybochenek1862 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@epiccarrot88yeah

  • @jaylene.turner6524
    @jaylene.turner6524 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    R.I.P. Johnny Hardwick.
    Thank you for the laughs with
    your character Dale Gribble.

  • @soarinskies1105
    @soarinskies1105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I love Dales character development throughout this show.

  • @crazycatlady9856
    @crazycatlady9856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    The deadpan humor of Dale is so perfect.
    (Bill falls and runs away crying)
    'Ding!'
    Dale: cookies!

  • @nathanmcarthur5946
    @nathanmcarthur5946 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    It’s never goodbye, it’s just til next time. RIP Johnny

  • @floopismcfloorpus4396
    @floopismcfloorpus4396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    I personally like to think that Dale started the “5G causes Corona” conspiracy theory

    • @sprolyborn2554
      @sprolyborn2554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      worst part is, that conspiracy was propagated to discredit the actual deleterious effects 5G has by having people make a link between the false accusation of it causing corona and anyone raising questions about 5G. Consider the phenomenon of seabirds dropping dead on deck when they fly too close to the transmitter of a warship's radar. For instance, the radar that was present on the USS Missouri operates at 10Ghz. 5G can cover anywhere from 3Ghz to 60...yes, the bird receiving a huge blast of EM from the transmitter at close proximity is different but it makes one think about what gradual longtime exposure could do if a short blast will kill. Bring this up however and you'd be met with "you're one of them that thinks 5g causes corona arent you?" which is by design. i suppose you could also draw parallels to atomic radiation exposure whereas an intense blast will kill you within a couple hours but exposure to a low power source over time will give you cancer in 10 years. Now if you REALLY want to go down the rabbit hole, for Americans, Social Security will not be there due to the program projected to go bankrupt by about the time when Millenials and Zoomers reach retirement age despite having paid into it their whole lives. One would think that would lead to ALOT of pissed off people demanding money the country wont have. A good way around this would be some method of lowering the average life expectancy to oh lets say "retirement age". Suddenly being unable to support these future old americans doesnt matter if they're dead or if enough of them die off before they can start collecting that the burden on the system is lessened to a point it just might handle it thereby keeping the populace pacified.

    • @ShermTank7272
      @ShermTank7272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@sprolyborn2554 so instead of the "5G caused corona" crowd, you're part of the "corona was caused by the government to cover up 5G crowd"?
      Wow. And here I thought we _already_ reached peak stupidity. But internet comments never cease to amaze.

    • @sprolyborn2554
      @sprolyborn2554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@ShermTank7272 that was the extent of your reading comprehension? you've done exactly what i've already mentioned has happened. corona has shit all to do with any of this but you did the mental gymnastics necessary to link me to it just as they want you to. my gripe is with the constant exposure to wavelengths that in more intense doses are LETHAL TO LIFE. chronic exposure to lower intensity doses of this same source will have the same effects on a person that chronic exposure to low intensity sources of radiation would. the lowering of a persons life expectancy. we live too long and thus we burden the system they have set up too much. they cant just come out and say "you guys live too long. you need to hurry up and die already. preferably a month or so after you retire and are no longer of use to us." so they need to be underhanded about it.

    • @evanjohnson8418
      @evanjohnson8418 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@sprolyborn2554 Constant exposure to wavelengths is bad huh... should we just not go outside? There’s UV radiation out there 👻👻

    • @spartanforce7
      @spartanforce7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sprolyborn2554 TL; DR. Caught the part about warship radar, though. Just so happens I'm in the Navy. It's actually the radio antennas that kill birds. They put out enough radiation to cook a grown man in a fraction of a second, so we have to cut them off whenever we have men working aloft.

  • @bradleykyonizuka2558
    @bradleykyonizuka2558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    You forgot when Dale interrogates himself on the witness stand when he files a lawsuit against Manitoba cigarettes

  • @Shattuck-fg3yo
    @Shattuck-fg3yo ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Rest in peace Johnny Hardwick
    1963 to 2023 💐🌸🌺

  • @AjHop
    @AjHop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    They can’t bite through cement, they’re weak like me!

  • @Lancaster-hu6jy
    @Lancaster-hu6jy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Imagine just being alone at night in the dark, for your camera to alert you of someone on your property and then you just see a creepy looking puppet of Bobby right on the screen. 5:58

    • @user-yf9ku1tl6b
      @user-yf9ku1tl6b ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is like some five nights at freddy's shit

  • @kleinerhalflife
    @kleinerhalflife ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dale will always be my favorite character in KOTH.
    Rest in peace, Johnny.

  • @zuxxu3225
    @zuxxu3225 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "That magic bullet was her daughter Lips, with whom she had a complex inter-dependent relationSHIP"
    It's a little stupid, Dale."

  • @flukislucas
    @flukislucas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?"
    "Your fly is open"
    "......... its MY yard."
    Hahaha amazing

  • @Garrus1995
    @Garrus1995 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The man who gifted us with this wonderful voice has gone to the alley in the sky. Rest in peace, Johnny Hardwick.

  • @OneMadLad11
    @OneMadLad11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    What about "if your going to shoot me, i want Bobby Hill to take the shot, he'll put me down clean"?

  • @flashgordon3715
    @flashgordon3715 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    "You people make me envy the deaf and the blind!"

  • @essenlame
    @essenlame ปีที่แล้ว +10

    RIP Hardwick. Me and Danny Trejo are working on getting some DNA so we'll see you, or someone genetically identical, soon.