"I will not get addicted to this game, I know when to quit", said Joel, moments before transforming into The FlushMaster and chain-slamming suit after suit
@@tangy3003 "But I don't wants to mess up! It's my first time..." I said nervously. I never imagine the day I would be extracting the milk from... ...the creature.
"This is crack. Rock cocaine. It isn't glamorous, or cool, or kid stuff. It is the most addictive kind of cocaine, and it can kill you. What's really bad is nobody knows how much it takes. So every time you use it, you risk dying. It isn't worth it. Look, everybody wants to be cool. But doing it with crack isn't just wrong, it could be dead wrong." - bintoy
"Now I know you guys are gonna think I'm crazy for doing this..." - Joel, discarding for a Heart Flush when making Heart Flushes is the whole point of his build
I love that Joel started with the flush all the way until he actually got great combo that insanely synergizes with heart only flush and he's sitting there like "hmm I will go for two pairs".
I look forward to watching Joel go from "wtf is this shit?" to "wow - I just need a Blueprint to double my polychrome Mime, and I can retrigger all my red-sealed steel kings!"
To be fair the game isnt very complicated, the game allows more builds than i can reasonably count, Binny even does well with just a high card build which is as simple as simple gets.
@@sawritall4292 High-card seems to be the meta for the best possible scoring - you get these videos where the guy has fifty red-sealed steel kings in hand, and jokers stacked to retrigger them a billion times.
"guys i know you're shouting that i'm bad. I know it must be frustrating how badly I'm doing" - Joel literally getting to the final game in his very first run, then winning his second run
@RGisOnline not even that, the creator, LocalThunk has put it in his *will* that casinos aren't allowed to profit off balatro! they can't use the IP, or use the mechanics!
i think he could just add some as like paid DLC, like more card skins. something that changes like diamonds into different shapes that function the exact same, just for fun
@@Vok250 like him doing bad choices by himself is totally reasonable, he's a new player and i'm not mad at him for that but the shit chat says sometimes is not good advice at all, and it's also WORSE because he could think chat knows what they're talking about when in reality they're telling him to play a full house over a hearts flush with lusty joker RIGHT after a sigil use
my first comment was about how wholesome it is to see him celebrating over 400 chips but now i am in the hospital with total organ failure from anger on him not knowing how to use the stone joker
Oh sure, when Joel plays for the first time he stumbles his way on a Heart Flush build, but when I play it I "lose the tutorial" on "ante 3" because I "misclicked the discard button on good plays four times"
Anyone else really annoyed at the chatters constantly telling him to turn up the speed? Just... go play it yourself if it annoys you that much god damn
Twitch chat honestly gives the worst advice possible. Joey had a top tier build going and only needed a few tips like always playing 5 cards to maximize his points and get free discards and skipping a few more boosters. Instead they were whining about the settings for two hours. And who was the idiot who said the red card was "insanely bad"? It easily could have won Joel the game if he kept pumping it. +9 multi per round if he didn't sell the rocketship. Joker order also doesn't matter for Joel's picks. The game already resolves them automatically. As evidence in the first entire hour of the stream. Just distracting and confusing poor Hoel.
You almost had a point until that last line where you also became the chatters you're complaining about. Joker order matters. You always want to put Flat Multi before X Multi to maximize how much mult is being multiplied (mult-ception, if you will) and some Jokers require being ordered correctly to get the most out of them such as Blueprint before a Hanging Chad
@naransolongoboldbayer8030 even Jokers that provide effects as well, like Midas Mask and Vampire require being in the optimal place to get anything out of them. OP became what he complained about 😂
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"I will not get addicted to this game, I know when to quit", said Joel, moments before transforming into The FlushMaster and chain-slamming suit after suit
"I will not get addicted to this game", Joey said before transforming into...
...the creature.
@@tangy3003 LA CRIATURA
@@tangy3003 "But I don't wants to mess up! It's my first time..." I said nervously.
I never imagine the day I would be extracting the milk from...
...the creature.
Joel kept saying he is not doing his best, but he continued to demolish the blinds
@@FlauntyToasterthank you for this funny comment raza
"It's not going to be more than one stream" -Joel, Balatro (Part 1)
Reminds me of Vinny trying out Slay the Spire 🤣 "This is a one time thing"
Playlist: 37 videos
nice profile picture
part 2 streamed November 2026 (30 minutes long)
when joel plays video games it’s like a monkey successfully writing hamlet on its first try and then writing “to be or to be not to be”
i really feel like im watching a grandpa trying to figure out how a phone works
"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times"
@@oldoutlet6946 beat me to it lmao
@@sangan3202It's almost like it's his first time playing this game or something. 🤷♀️
"This is crack. Rock cocaine. It isn't glamorous, or cool, or kid stuff. It is the most addictive kind of cocaine, and it can kill you. What's really bad is nobody knows how much it takes. So every time you use it, you risk dying. It isn't worth it. Look, everybody wants to be cool. But doing it with crack isn't just wrong, it could be dead wrong." - bintoy
This is crack. It's not cool, it's not based. It's cringe. It isn't skibidi.
Blinty
- yimbo
You take it 5 times, you're addicted. You take it 99 times, you die. You take it once, you die. You take it hundreds of times, you're addicted.
"Now I know you guys are gonna think I'm crazy for doing this..." - Joel, discarding for a Heart Flush when making Heart Flushes is the whole point of his build
Absolute mad lad.
I didn't know what was going on when Vinny started playing it - but since i started playing, I finally understand all the mistakes.
this stream is bad for my blood pressure, I hope this game gets 20 streams, I want to see him get good
I love that Joel started with the flush all the way until he actually got great combo that insanely synergizes with heart only flush and he's sitting there like "hmm I will go for two pairs".
The Flusher works in mysterious ways
Gather around frens, for this is the tale of THE FLUSHER and how he flushed the difficulty of the game away...
It's like the age-old saying goes. Vinnies are from Pluto, Joels are from Jupiter.
Mike is from Uranus
Joel is from Uranus, home of fecalfunny
remember: pegi thinks this game is for 18+ only so you kids better leave now
yet gacha games like genshin are being marketed as 12+ its madness
Joey hasn't got to the graphic sex, violence and drug use yet. Give it time, that joker buddy gets wild
Good, kids suck
@@kinnikuboneman you are so lucky you know how to use commas properly
that rating is correct, balatro is better than secks might as well be m rated
Joel going from 'this shitty game was nominated for GOTY?' to begging for it to be hooked to his veins is the standard experience with Balatro
joey will NUT after he discovers Smeared Joker and Bloodstone
google trying to search for bloodstone here.. does it think you're tryna say bloodborne??????
"I know when to quit there will only be 1 steam." 30 minutes later, "I think I'm gonna do a part 2 of this."
I look forward to watching Joel go from
"wtf is this shit?"
to
"wow - I just need a Blueprint to double my polychrome Mime, and I can retrigger all my red-sealed steel kings!"
To be fair the game isnt very complicated, the game allows more builds than i can reasonably count, Binny even does well with just a high card build which is as simple as simple gets.
@@sawritall4292 Only one card for me, thanks
@@sawritall4292 High-card seems to be the meta for the best possible scoring - you get these videos where the guy has fifty red-sealed steel kings in hand, and jokers stacked to retrigger them a billion times.
To be honest all I do in the entire game is FLUSH GO WHEEEEEE and I've managed to clear a LOT of stakes
@@sawritall4292cries in gold stake
THE FLUSHER
Also zoomers in chat were malding like crazy over the 1x speed lmao
Another soul has fallen to Balatro, and Jimbo's grin grows by a pixel
Jeez the chat is atrocious in this vod omg
"guys i know you're shouting that i'm bad. I know it must be frustrating how badly I'm doing"
- Joel literally getting to the final game in his very first run, then winning his second run
joel kept denying himself of the heart flush even though it was the meta
"99% of Gamblers quit before they win" - Johnathon Balatro
Jimbo always gets what he wants
"I will not get addicted to this, this is gonna be a one off"
Me: *sees the "part 1" in the title and doubts*
He was literally playing it again when this vod got uploaded lmao
The guy telling him to sort them by suit made the first half of the first run painful
Joey "Jonkler" Vargsauce
Thank god the creator made sure there would be no microtransactions
Yeah imagine if Konami published this
Lmao, there IS a mod for it, it's just not publicized
The creator easily could have made millions, but decided not too. What a chad, glad to see he made the game for fun and not money
@RGisOnline not even that, the creator, LocalThunk has put it in his *will* that casinos aren't allowed to profit off balatro! they can't use the IP, or use the mechanics!
i think he could just add some as like paid DLC, like more card skins. something that changes like diamonds into different shapes that function the exact same, just for fun
Joel said "I will not get addicted to this game, I know when to quit" so the game served up Paredolia combos to ensure BEEG dopamine
how does he consistently pick the WORST chat messages to read and believe
I think he just picks average ones and Twitch chat is just that stupid
@@Vok250 like him doing bad choices by himself is totally reasonable, he's a new player and i'm not mad at him for that but the shit chat says sometimes is not good advice at all, and it's also WORSE because he could think chat knows what they're talking about when in reality they're telling him to play a full house over a hearts flush with lusty joker RIGHT after a sigil use
So... Chat gets stupier eveyday? @@monsterupdatewhen
no he legit constantly gets one guy'd while the whole chat is screaming that one guy is wrong @@Vok250
@@monsterupdatewhenTwitch chat isn't known to be the most intelligent
"It's not gonna be more than one stream."
> Plays for two and a half hours
> (part 1)
Taking a break from playing Balatro for 8 hours straight, just in time to watch more Balatro :,)
Dipped in Mama Fren's Chilli Oil
Perfectly cromulent
“I kyyyiiiiiindaaa wanya go FLOOSH…”
We love our flusher
How it translate to English LOL 😂
fentbux with jimbo
Backseating on white stake is especially odd to do.
Not just back seating, but backseating terribly getting Joey to do fucking full houses over heart flushes is insane to me lol
my first comment was about how wholesome it is to see him celebrating over 400 chips but now i am in the hospital with total organ failure from anger on him not knowing how to use the stone joker
OH DUDE WHY DID HE SOLD MIDAS. HIM WITH VAMPIRE WOULD'VE GONE CRAZY
the pareidolia stack with midas and vampire would be completely unhinged
Finally, Yoey plays the Yoey game.
Dear Joey: I want you to know that I keep the "Joey's Castle" card in Cardsauce everytime it comes up :) please enjoy :)
3:40
Moments before Joel propels his career into the stratosphere as the “Balatro Guy”
Real talk: Joel, for a poker newbie AND a Balatro newbie, that was an excellent first run. :P Found myself fist pumpin' a few times.
I see Joel went for 10 Luck when choosing his SPECIAL stats.
J O E L C H I L L D E C O J O N E S
I love this guy is randomly good at somethings for no reason at all.
Joel's hyper-Pareidolia stack was absolutely incredible, wow.
Joel, king of flushing, almost destroyed Balatro with one punch, discard maniac, poker understander. keep flushing Flush King
Jeez, why was chat getting so salty over Joel's first goddamn attempt at the funny card game. He was doing perfectly fine for a beginner.
INSANE face card build seed. what
Joel is too much of a gambler to be able to stop
it hurts PAINFULLY when joel doesn't recognize the difference between PLUS(+) mult and MULT(X) mult
Oh sure, when Joel plays for the first time he stumbles his way on a Heart Flush build, but when I play it I "lose the tutorial" on "ante 3" because I "misclicked the discard button on good plays four times"
Just today i discarded 5 aces and experienced a brain haemorrhage
The flusher strikes again!
Anyone else really annoyed at the chatters constantly telling him to turn up the speed?
Just... go play it yourself if it annoys you that much god damn
This is one of those games where Joey is doing fine and like 80% of chat needs to just stfu 💔
It begins.
I didn't think a Poker themed roguelike deckbuilder would be fun but it honestly is. I've gotten to Blue Stake but haven't cleared it yet
gotta love jobel giving explicit permission for chat to backseat game
joel has joined the cult welcome
The serial "Flusher" is on the loose!
Be careful!
I fell asleep listening to this and legit could not move when I woke up- and every time Joey said “okay” I jolted awake
Omg Joey actually plays Baltaro
It was really nice of Joel to gas me up the whole time he was playing this
We're goin' to Jupiter to get stupider.
I will fervently watch any and all Joey Balatro content!
I love Joel feels the need to justify to chat doing heart flushes like they are bad while his build specifically does those best.
We're flushing the toilet with this next hand
17:11 i dont want to wear these glasses, i need to improve my vanilla eyes first
I'm so excited to see joey play more. I love this game
1:37:46 “We’re not doing a great run like we did last time” he says getting fire score every first turn
You’re laughing. He sold Photograph and you’re laughing
Of course Mr. Fecal Funny decided to focus on flushes...
And so it begins
"I won't get addicted, this will be a one off stream"
2 and a half hour video with "part 1" in the title lmao
i love how joel cant tell how slow the game is even though i've been through the same thing before turning up the animation speed
this is so nice seeing someone being proud of their ante 2 performance its like watching a baby play a game
1:21:27
The addiction has taken hold
Welcome to the club
17:52 THE FLUSHER...
I've seen it in-game before, but the foiled red card is so pretty holy shit
Joel "WELL WELL WELL" Vargskelethor
16 mins in and people already start complaining about game speed lmfao
Balatro is my 2024 Game of the Year. This game is worse than Fent
Mama mia, boey playing le gambling game. This is gonna be gud.
Didnt you do like 7 live streams of balatro like 9 months ago wdym youre playing it for the first time
Only a third of the way through this and dear god every hand is like that scene where the entire theatre audience facepalms.
9:48 This "Yeahhhhh!" was the moment I knew Joel was disingenuous about not getting addicted. There is no escape from Jimbo's siren call.
When Balatro multiplayer is inevitably implemented we can finally have our Greatest Supervillain Battle of the Century:
Greedy Grinner vs The Flusher
*Open the game* (now in a proper mood)
Play the Balatro mod that adds Pokémon cards
It's called Pokermon
Are they just the original cards?
They're just made for the joke isn't it?
this really is just balatro at 20% speed, that's nice.
Damn, I didn't know he also likes to play dangerously
wow that was frustrating... but when he learns, its gonna be great... (see ya in PART 168)
Twitch chat honestly gives the worst advice possible. Joey had a top tier build going and only needed a few tips like always playing 5 cards to maximize his points and get free discards and skipping a few more boosters.
Instead they were whining about the settings for two hours.
And who was the idiot who said the red card was "insanely bad"? It easily could have won Joel the game if he kept pumping it. +9 multi per round if he didn't sell the rocketship.
Joker order also doesn't matter for Joel's picks. The game already resolves them automatically. As evidence in the first entire hour of the stream. Just distracting and confusing poor Hoel.
Balatro is the type of game to bring out those types of chatters, like slay the spire
joker order matters a lot but not for a first time player lmao
"Joker order doesn't matter".
Yes. Yes it does. The game literally tells you it's left to right triggering. So +chips, +mult then xmult
You almost had a point until that last line where you also became the chatters you're complaining about.
Joker order matters. You always want to put Flat Multi before X Multi to maximize how much mult is being multiplied (mult-ception, if you will) and some Jokers require being ordered correctly to get the most out of them such as Blueprint before a Hanging Chad
@naransolongoboldbayer8030 even Jokers that provide effects as well, like Midas Mask and Vampire require being in the optimal place to get anything out of them. OP became what he complained about 😂
2:01:57 he flushed too hard. He flushed his own opportunities for flushmaxxing away 😔
Unbelievable RNG.
"Guys I know this is silly but [does the most obvious and optimal play possible]"
Varg "This Is My First Time Playing" Skelethor
Oh god his joker order makes me want to scream in agony!
"I wont get addicted"
*Part 1, **2:29:24*
call this man skibidi the way he's flushin'
Mr Green would be proud.
jobel giving fentaneel a chance
Oh lord, here we go.
Chill Fren is so chill
"this is gonna be a one-off"
the title: (part 1)