I fucking love how Urban Dictionary examples for each word are just the definition again. Like "Wow, look at that metal tool with a plastic handle and a pointed end with protrusions that slot into screws so as to grip them and apply torque. That is such a screwdriver!"
Except for the fact that literally 2 people in the world believe this stuff whereas there are millions of retards who believe in the horoscope and 72 genders.
"Often faces problems passive aggressively" *sudden realisation on JrEg's face and a pause of shocked self-awareness* Okay, let's maybe think about this some more...
Meta-male: A male who's self-aware of his maleness and is very self-refferential Post-male: 1: A male who has overcome maleness to become something else 2: A male who delivers mail Pre-male: A male who isn't yet a male and has to work at becoming a male Anti-male: A male who rejects being a male and wants others to reject being a male. Multi-male: We are all male, existing of other males combining to form a greater male. Join the male hivemind. Quantum-male: The smallest, essential unity of maleness Proto-male: An ancestral male who brought forth different types of male offspring Quasi-male: A non-male who almost a male but not really. Meel-male: A Dutch male who likes baking
You're probably right but among them there were a few entries written with complete sincerity. The internet is full of smegma males corrupting each other with collective psychosis. It's almost too sad too laugh at.
Pan is basically a pretentious bisexual who's very specific about also liking non-binary people (Omg I hope I'm not starting the Bi/Pan war in the comments 😂) Zetas can't be asexual though
@@KarlSnarks that's not what it is Bisexual is attracted 2 or more genders Pansexual does not care about gender and is attracted to people regardless of gender
the absolute lengths that cishet men will go to in order to try and fit everything they don’t understand into little Greek-lettered boxes will never fail to amuse me
I'm pretty sure rebellion mode is the secret install super that theta males have. Doing a taunt cancel into Ultra and holding back will activate it. You do 50% more damage with all your attacks but you start constantly losing HP so you have to finish the round fast
gotta admit I was a bit afraid but I really enjoy this new JrEra. Moving from politics to pop-sociology and "mental health" was a great move. People are super butthurt about these topics too.
Wait, can each different type of male be thought of as it's own gender? The horseshoe identity politics is real, one side cares about pronouns and the other side cares about hierarchy
id say its more of a performance of gender rather than a gender in of itself but it is funny to think that these hyper-conservative people are nonbinary
I left an comment on your original stream, but in light of you reposting this cheap knock-off that is only 17 minutes, I had to take action. In my first comment I had stated my disappointment in you betraying my fellow shrigmas by not placing shrigma at the highest tier, in the highest spot. Shrigma is not only a cultural phenomena but also the highest tier of sociosexual enlightenment. This brutal assault has been noted. You better not betray my fellow Shrigmas again JrEg, or you will face punishment from the spores.
"I like how they just make stuff up." Yeah, I also like how there are all things and terms, that no one would ever say in real life or risk getting weird looks _(because they're BS)_ - just used in those extremely online, insular communities
"We'll be tiering all the types of males within the socio-sexual hierarchy." Is this where we're at? Have we sunk this low? Is there no return from this?
What Covid variant you get determines your future and if you’ll accomplish anything. I got omnicron so I’ll probably just die off like all other humans sad.
I used to think I was an omega male back when omega male meant sigma male. Truth is, I’m the type of male that not only rejects sexual life, but commercial and spiritual life as well. In any group I join, I look for the smallest differences between the doctorine of the group and a rapidly complicating idea of myself and leave within one to 3 paid terms. Unable to complete courses to gain actual skills, my main outlet consists of going to small groups and failing to communicate my complex ideas to authority figures who still somehow see it as a sign of promise even in a 25 year old.
I’m really glad everyone started memeing on this silly bullshit because there was definitely a sizable amount of delusional young men that actually cared about this “hierarchy”. Oh wait shit I just realized I’m totally a Phi male.
i’m sorry i’m just surprised that the urban dictionary definitions weren’t the a/b/o definitions…like an omega to me is a breedable man who produces slick bro
“Haha lol ok helicopter, 34 million gendrrrs hahaha brrrr” “Hey dude, have you ever looked into the greek categorically method of measuring masculinity? yes, its like Alfa male- “
I find it deeply ironic that the sentence "A chi male as a man who seeks above all thing knowledge," was written with a spelling mistake and without commas
According to some random quiz on google, my male type is "an artist", as every programming student who spends his free time bullying ppl in dark souls 3 with glitches and fast cs
Hey Junior Eg! If you are interested in more of this, you should look up Omegaverse! There are a lot of thoughtful books and essays, though most of them only focus on Alphas and Omegas for some reason.
I would like to say that I have knowed about your channel from the ideologies tier list now i am quitting watching your videos from the male tier list what a ride
Omni-Males are just vultrimites
Wrong, every viltruumite was a top-notch sigma.
@@driveasandwich6734 nah, they don't have the grindset. There is no grind for viltruumites.
@@PixelGH it’s spelled viltrumites and I just realized it’s spelled Omicron not omnicron
Da roach
@@crazybeatrice4555 You have some crazy high standars for grindset, then. Viltruumites are *all* grind.
Women: "Haha she's such an aquarius"
Men: "He's such a fucking pi male, bro"
What aqua male?
Richard Parker wants to know your location
SUCH A KAPPA😂😂
*pi male are transcendental*
I'm the paraphilia male.
"Male" no longer sounds like a word and I'm only 7 minutes in
Is your pfp Triden of Bump?
Jonald Bump
@@maxgucciardi4507 Jonald Bidump
And I can no longer recognize Trump or Biden after staring at your profile picture
@Konichinya! no
Who needs astrology when you have the male hierarchy?
I'm permittivity of the free space male
Porque no Los dos?
It’s literally astrology and zodiac signs for men. Except, people think it has some kind of scientific basis.
Astrology: "cringe"
Male (astrology): "omg so true!!"
I laughed out loud at this comment😂😂
You forgot chain-male he protects against damage while sustaining mobility, but is less strong than the plate-male
I feel ashamed for laughing at this
@@harleyjamesjenkinson7653 As you should be
I thought chain-male is someone who will kill you if you don't spread his word to 15 other people?
Made me laugh audibly, thx
I get this is a joke but chain mails fairly heavy and to be honest its as strong as plate armor but y'know you can just stab.
I fucking love how Urban Dictionary examples for each word are just the definition again. Like "Wow, look at that metal tool with a plastic handle and a pointed end with protrusions that slot into screws so as to grip them and apply torque. That is such a screwdriver!"
Have a reply
Have 2 replies
Fuck it, have 3 replies
Fine, I'll do it myself
and another one
So guys we did it, we constructed arbitrary male stereotypes for all letters of the Greek alphabet.
We did it fellow Deltas!
@boy lasagna You've heard about the sigma variant, right?!
Some of them are kinda boring ngl.
Alphabet greek community needs some evolution
Now we need stereotypes for all 50000+ Chinese Letters.
I can't believe that sexist guys just created the "omegaverse".
I understand why a lot of women enjoy astrology now.
Astrology and the socio-sexual hierarchy are both stupid and annoying.
@@youtubeuserdan4017 It kills time and ckassify people tho
Vinícius de A Batista I guess but it seems reductive and arbitrary.
@@dinamosflams It is bad because it classifies people
@@youtubeuserdan4017 yeah but funny
Imagine if someone unironically learned the Greek alphabet through alpha male memes, that would be funny I think
If I wasn't Russian, I already would have by this point
@Tom Simons ᨆ Tom Simons
@Tom Simons ᨆ Tom Szymon
If even one person learns something from this stupid PUA stuff, like the Greek alphabet, all is forgiven.
_as a Phi Male i learnt the greek alphabet when i was 8 because we were doing the topic of ancient greeks at school B)_
Imagine studying wolves your whole life, coming to a wrong conclusion once and now having to live in a world where this shit exists.
A scientists worst nightmare. And I just can't get over the fact that in wolf packs the breading female calls the shots.
He was so unnerved by this that he wrote the article that proves his conclusion wrong himself
@@exosproudmamabear558pretty sure he wrote a whole fucking book
@@Johnathan-swift When you hate being wrong so much that you write a whole book just to become right again.
@@exosproudmamabear558 Thats truly sigma behaviour. Alpha would be like "nah Im right." The rest would be to demoralized to continue.
people be like “lmao libs think there are 72 genders”
“Yeah anyway I’m a theta male”
LMAO
Except for the fact that literally 2 people in the world believe this stuff whereas there are millions of retards who believe in the horoscope and 72 genders.
@@alekisighl7599 lol, triggered? seethe more, smegma male
@@alekisighl7599 you're spitting straight facts. Even the like ratio shows.
@@BibleStorm WAS TRYING TO RESPOND TO ALEKI LMFAO SORRY HOMIE
"Often faces problems passive aggressively"
*sudden realisation on JrEg's face and a pause of shocked self-awareness*
Okay, let's maybe think about this some more...
@galuh ismi But call him a beta and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
@humanophage
And with a shnoz like that you know the recoil game been mastered
@@Humanophage Can you remind me where the original version of that quote is from?
@@n0ame1u1 a little book called mine camp
@@corneliuscapitalinus845 5:22
Nice one Jreg. You really showed those lower tier males.
Who‘s boss
@@FrogEnjoyer17 me #shroomjakmale💯
Who's alpha*
@@bassman9261995 shrigma male, my guy
This comment has the same sarcastic intonation Jreg has and it's great
Meta-male: A male who's self-aware of his maleness and is very self-refferential
Post-male: 1: A male who has overcome maleness to become something else 2: A male who delivers mail
Pre-male: A male who isn't yet a male and has to work at becoming a male
Anti-male: A male who rejects being a male and wants others to reject being a male.
Multi-male: We are all male, existing of other males combining to form a greater male. Join the male hivemind.
Quantum-male: The smallest, essential unity of maleness
Proto-male: An ancestral male who brought forth different types of male offspring
Quasi-male: A non-male who almost a male but not really.
Meel-male: A Dutch male who likes baking
Anti-male: Wo-man.
Also Fe-male: Similar to Anti-male but with lower salaries.
Quasi-male is definitely prevalent in today's society. Alotta people attempting to mix it up lol.
I am a pepto-male
That’s a lot of genders.
I like to believe the guy that is writing these Urban Dictionary entries is laughing his ass off as he ascends to the role of Pi male.
You're probably right but among them there were a few entries written with complete sincerity. The internet is full of smegma males corrupting each other with collective psychosis. It's almost too sad too laugh at.
alternative title: jreg puts the greek alphabet in alphabetical order except sigma because it's special
And Pi.
For real?
@boy lasagna Irl those do not exist.
@boy lasagna technically sigma shouldn’t even be in the tier list since by definition it exists outside of the Male Pyramid
@boy lasagna ???
1:08 I've thought he'd just put Alpha into A, Sigma into S and Beta into B and call it a day.
Konstantin Voynov
Then Gamma is C and Delta is D and that’s it.
@@iantaakalla8180 Gamma is G or Г if you will.
E-male is a male who just spends all his time emailing people
im ashamed that i laughed at this
@@awanderingcat4387 as u should
The bravery of putting a hierarchy based hierarchy in a hierarchical list makes me feel things
you admitting you're an omega male just proves jregnant is canon
@Tom Simons ᨆ An ad saved me
don't say that
i hate that i understand this
thank you lindsay ellis for educating me to a level at which i can understand that reference.
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Good one JrEg! You showed the Latin Alphabet men who's boss!
Bassed
Yeah, I’m a 🅱️ male
but greek is below phoenician
the takeaway of zetas not being able to be pan from the phrase "zetas can be straight, bi or gay" is such a based takeaway
@Tom Simons ᨆ Begone bot
Or asexual
Pan is basically a pretentious bisexual who's very specific about also liking non-binary people (Omg I hope I'm not starting the Bi/Pan war in the comments 😂)
Zetas can't be asexual though
@@KarlSnarks we were so in peace and you did that, why
@@KarlSnarks that's not what it is
Bisexual is attracted 2 or more genders
Pansexual does not care about gender and is attracted to people regardless of gender
"What's your sign? I'm a Leo."
"Fuck off I don't believe in that made-up nonsense."
*makes an entire alphabet of masculinity*
It really changes the vibe when you know this is being recorded off of a laptop on top of cardboard boxes and books
JrEg's as confused looking at types of male as I was the first time I was shown wacky ideologies by him
If you say zed one more time I’m gonna activate rebellion mode
its correct though
@@jahluu6825 false
Yes
@Elias Rivera indeed
Ur gonna make me mad, and you won't like me when I'm mad 👿💀☠☠☠💀🤜🤛🤬😡😡🤬😠
I love how Lambda Male is someone going 'wow, there's men who aren't into women, I W O N D E R W H Y ????'
the absolute lengths that cishet men will go to in order to try and fit everything they don’t understand into little Greek-lettered boxes will never fail to amuse me
@@DragonWinter36 I don't believe anyone believes in this
@@toasteroftheomnissiah1372 I don't believe that anyone believes that these people dont believe this
@@DragonWinter36 I don't believe anyone who says cishet unironically
I don't believe that there are so many people who have a hard time believing things in this comment thread.
I'm pretty sure rebellion mode is the secret install super that theta males have. Doing a taunt cancel into Ultra and holding back will activate it. You do 50% more damage with all your attacks but you start constantly losing HP so you have to finish the round fast
Rebellion mode starts with a flash step but immediately goes into a rising thunder. It requires a pretzel motion
Usually not worth it, maybe if you have a regen boon
Pretty sure most regens cancel rebellion mode out and vice versa unless used by Omicron/theta males
Which cancels into a totsugeki
I love how this is 90% bullshit but I’ve also met at least one person who fits into each of these
It's the Barnum effect.
It's the exact same mechanism behind astrology.
Also the Tumblr pantheon of genders. It's the same exact shit, but for men instead of women
So you met the great leader of China. Shit bro
This is just a personality type test with new terminology
have you met a pi male?
this is straight-up some Brave New World shit and i love it. i can't wait to get diagnosed with Delta Syndrome by the government and be put to work!
I'm moving to Iceland I guess
Fun stream JrEg, you really showed those party streamers who's boss!
As a Greek, this is basically a letter tier list. I completely agree with it.
Except every letter is completely mispronounced. What the hell is oopsilon how hard is it to call it ipsilon. As a fellow Greek I am crying.
greek more like gringe😭
@@elliiquit4239 Because of that made up Erasmian pronunciation... They don't give a shit how we say it.
@@elliiquit4239 I think it has to do with the ancient Greek pronunciations, or at least how people think it may quite possibly have sounded.
I'm a J-male, the kind of guy to do a tier list ranking of all male denominations
I'm actually an SCP-J, the kind of [REDACTED] who's a fucking joke
gotta admit I was a bit afraid but I really enjoy this new JrEra. Moving from politics to pop-sociology and "mental health" was a great move. People are super butthurt about these topics too.
Wait, can each different type of male be thought of as it's own gender? The horseshoe identity politics is real, one side cares about pronouns and the other side cares about hierarchy
I mean, the economic axis is basically the stratification axis, so it works out
id say its more of a performance of gender rather than a gender in of itself but it is funny to think that these hyper-conservative people are nonbinary
Gender is a spectrum vs only two gender but with hierarchies.
Nope. They are all still male.
only a true sigma can be this objective about the hirachy.
Brad Pitt's character Floyd from True Romance is the archetypal Iota male.
As a greek i feel very confused
@Tom Simons ᨆU saw an innocent commenter and chose violence. But u got me. Hats off to u
What a Zeta male comment smh my head
@@arthillidan1905 Lol his comment was deleted.
I left an comment on your original stream, but in light of you reposting this cheap knock-off that is only 17 minutes, I had to take action. In my first comment I had stated my disappointment in you betraying my fellow shrigmas by not placing shrigma at the highest tier, in the highest spot. Shrigma is not only a cultural phenomena but also the highest tier of sociosexual enlightenment. This brutal assault has been noted. You better not betray my fellow Shrigmas again JrEg, or you will face punishment from the spores.
ok shroomer
"Zeta's cannot be pansexual" is probably the funniest thing I've heard in a while
they can't be asexual either
*Zeta asexuals and pansexuals cease existence*
@@pepsimann2038 *Total population goes up*
What the fuck are you guys talking about
it's obvious, because they are zetasexual
aren't upsilon males, if we use the given definition, centrists of male hierarchy?
Epstein male
The Epstein males never die of old age or by accidents, but of murder or assassination
“Yeah, I heard he joined ISIS”
“What an Omnicron Man”
😂😂😂😂
maybe the real men are the friends we made along the way
"I like how they just make stuff up."
Yeah, I also like how there are all things and terms, that no one would ever say in real life or risk getting weird looks _(because they're BS)_ - just used in those extremely online, insular communities
"You can't just get away with lying on the internet!" 😆
Pi male sounds like the arch nemesis of Xi male, they should just marry eachother and share the prime minister role.
As a Greek person, this looks like a kindergarten lesson. I LOVE IT.
Greek Gyro Grindset
To be honest, they all go to S tier
Cause I’m a homosexual
That's kinda gay
@@ThePrinceofParthia no it’s not, what do you mean⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️
I am bi but if a dude comes to me with a greek letter after work I am sending him to his left hand, which he is probably stupidly familiar with
Based.
All men are kings!
I was reading a novel published in 2004 and I found the term “omega male.”
oh shit a/b/o
g-male: platform where you send messages to other people
There will be unforeseen consequences - A G-man
Pronouncing Eta "E-T-A" physically hurt
The E-T-A male is always on time though
That was the second-best part of the video
Would it hurt more than being those who lost their lives in Westerland, mein Kaiser?
@@billy1998vn I blame Oberstein
8:07 Yes. Gordon Freeman is the ONLY Lambda male. *[Valve theme plays]*
Based
I got an ad for some women's charity before this video.
Clicked skipped
I am definitely a male
i love how he completely ignores the pronunciation guide right below the words
Yeah, the guide was wrong. Ξ/ξ is pronounced “ksee,” not “zzee”
Omega males should be in the top tier. According to the fanfictions, they can get pregnant and that’s pretty special
12:46
-Creates chaos
-Destroys global system
-Only a few can exist at a time
Pi males are SITH????
On today's episode of matching symbols with numbers, we determine men are all kinda weird.
Wait…I know you
@@Lankynibs you probably now me from my very serious and popular DBFZ content.
@@ToliG123 Doingi Boingi Fluupie Zmoopie?
JrEg is my favourite Socratic Philosophy channel
“Oh you like men? Name every male” “name em? I’ll rank them😈”
"We'll be tiering all the types of males within the socio-sexual hierarchy." Is this where we're at? Have we sunk this low? Is there no return from this?
@boy lasagna the peak of human degeneracy.
@@johnidk7963 no, the peak of human evolution intellect
There is. Don't watch manosphere content.
@@PasserMontanus manosphere? who said anything about the manosphere?
@@johnidk7963 It's the manosphere types that are usually the ones who obsess about this Greek alphabet nonsense.
fanfiction ruined me, everytime i hear "alpha male" the last thing on my mind is some pseudo scientific hierarchy
@Nick Gerr sounds like you need a new copium dealer
i should be at the top of this
Shoot for the moon, m'dude.
(Even if you miss, it'll still be funny as hell.)
“My sociosexual sign is a Sigma, but my covid sign is Epsilon.”
What Covid variant you get determines your future and if you’ll accomplish anything. I got omnicron so I’ll probably just die off like all other humans sad.
we need an upsilon male ethnostate tbh
You could call it…
Upstate 😳
@@pagansbasin6657 Upstate? Really?
Well I'm from Utica, and I've never heard the term "upsilon male"
Oh, no; it’s an Albany expression.
You forgot about the cain/abel males. Cain males does whatever they want in whatever way possible, Abel subjugate their selves to someone else
Abel males fail the vibe check
I used to think I was an omega male back when omega male meant sigma male. Truth is, I’m the type of male that not only rejects sexual life, but commercial and spiritual life as well. In any group I join, I look for the smallest differences between the doctorine of the group and a rapidly complicating idea of myself and leave within one to 3 paid terms. Unable to complete courses to gain actual skills, my main outlet consists of going to small groups and failing to communicate my complex ideas to authority figures who still somehow see it as a sign of promise even in a 25 year old.
omg absolute gigachad 🥵
insurmountably based
I’m really glad everyone started memeing on this silly bullshit because there was definitely a sizable amount of delusional young men that actually cared about this “hierarchy”.
Oh wait shit I just realized I’m totally a Phi male.
This is like a horoscope for insecure men, fight me
Okay i will fight you.
Nice one Jreg. You really showed those male who is boss
Jreg reveals he is secretly radical feminist anarchist all along
This is the most painful Jreg video, I don't think I can finish it.
He's done worse tbh
we're hitting levels of astrology that shouldn't be possible
Fun fact: Eta (Η η) in greek also means "defeat" so Eta should be an easy Z tier
13:11 i like how the definition makes a math joke about pi being transendental
"Did you know that pi males are usually bad at algebra?"
"Because they're not algebraic"
A Xi Male sounds like a free cloud based email service from one of the largest tech companies in the world.
JrEg should do a tier list of speculative zoology species in "All Tomorrows"
i’m sorry i’m just surprised that the urban dictionary definitions weren’t the a/b/o definitions…like an omega to me is a breedable man who produces slick bro
do you have no shame
straight guys would literally invent their own version of astrology instead of going to therapy
oh my god am I a phi male ??
“we go to urban dictionary and we’ll look at the first definition that pops up” *immediately cuts to the 2nd definition*
“Haha lol ok helicopter, 34 million gendrrrs hahaha brrrr”
“Hey dude, have you ever looked into the greek categorically method of measuring masculinity? yes, its like Alfa male- “
I just don't even know what JREG is even doing anymore and I love it
Certified Omicron male. Because uh... idk reasons
I'd have to agree with you on that.
Ayo no way. I am also an Omicrom male believe it or not.
We... we all are. That's kinda the point.
Sorry, to busy being an Epsilon Male for yall Omicrons.
@@sexerella3964 you are literally, by definition, an Omicron.
‘The main source of population’
That’s kind of obvious what that means.
Unlike Jreg I my irony off
as a math fan i love how pi male are described as "transcendental"
Just want to make sure we aren't making fun of anyone here. I came here to learn
I'm a lambda male because I:
-am 27 years old
-wear glasses
-have a Ph.D. in theoretical physics
-own a crowbar
-don't speak
Thank you for recognising the true power of the shrugma, you will be blessed by the great shroom
Yogurt male is SSS tier. Super rare, beyond the comprehension of mere sigmas
I find it deeply ironic that the sentence "A chi male as a man who seeks above all thing knowledge," was written with a spelling mistake and without commas
the search for knowledge starts with ignorance
Grammer is not the only type of knowledge
@@blackbeast9268 Yeah, obviously, but you would think a person who seek knowledge above all things would know when to use a comma
Everyone should know that S tier stands for Sigma tier
S tier is reserved for the smegma male
purposefuly avoiding ligma male. disgraceful.
omicron male
According to some random quiz on google, my male type is "an artist", as every programming student who spends his free time bullying ppl in dark souls 3 with glitches and fast cs
As a greek person: wtf are you guys okay
No
Well, are you okay?
The "Pi Male" is simply Nietzsche's "Übermensch".
Legendary
Hey Junior Eg! If you are interested in more of this, you should look up Omegaverse! There are a lot of thoughtful books and essays, though most of them only focus on Alphas and Omegas for some reason.
happy i was there for the stream like a true alpha
When did he stream?
I would like to say that I have knowed about your channel from the ideologies tier list
now i am quitting watching your videos from the male tier list
what a ride
I wonder how long I can continue to muster the strength to click on these videos. It takes at least a week off my life every time I do, I'm sure.
11:44 jReG not so subtly hinting that he’ll be moving to China
Thank you for editing this down! You are great!
B-b-but DrAg! Who's going to serve the working class while Alpha-san is busy protecting his pregnant Omega-kun? Beta-sama is based-est husbando.