Tortoise vs. Shoe
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 ธ.ค. 2018
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The thumbnail scared me, I thought someone stepped on the turtles head!
Yeah same wtf
damn you got pinned
Same
Same
OH COOOMMMEEEE ONNNNNN
The amount of people who tried to steal this mans packages is insane...
Bro seriously, I thought it'd be the same people. At that point I'm putting a Rottweiler on my front porch
Their not naturally aggressive.
Lila Toy this is why you lay in wait, hit them with the pepper spray and while disoriented take a bat to their knees. Won't be doing that again.
@@maybananaking6359 you think someone's gonna take that chance? Even a bark will scare a thief off and alert homeowners if there
Real low life’s
No turtles were harmed in the making of this video
Yeah but that tortoise was
Blacktain Falcon true XD
Blacktain Falcon but ima say there the same lol
Theres a difference though
Shnorpel not really
He set up a small explosive sound when you try to steal it
Mark Rober: *oh so you're approaching me?*
Lol ye mark glitter bomb intensifies
IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE
@@CitrikkAcid it’s a boy!
@@faetred5713 ofc it is
I was going to comment that myself until I saw you already did it.
2:34
Huh. What a nice view- (sips drink)
"The amount of detail that went into this painting-"
*Pfffft! Painting?!*
yea lol
Same! I was so shocked as well!!
@@blueness4042 samee 😂🤣
Lol at the end u can see the small lines they made
@@dysop Yes - But ONLY at the end^^
Don’t worry, the turtle was only using 0.1% of its power
@Sterling Thomas noone cares , literary noone
Hi
@@walzyswag you dont care but you replied?
Not even that
@@walzyswag then don't be a dick head then.
Tortoise: *sees shoe*
Also tortoise: “Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!!”
*proceeds to headbutt shoe countless times*
Nice 😂
Lol
Bud, the turtle hit the shoe because he wanted to make sweet love to it. Male turtles hit females to make them turn around.
Now my shiny chewtle use headbutt!
"Mom can we have Master Oogway?"
"No we already have Master Oogway at home"
Master Oogway at home:
Master Oogway is my shit, son.
@@TheRealCaptainFreedom i love your shit
@@ducko9982 yummy
@edenthebassist_ r/cursedcomments
What's the deal with Japanese voices being so convincing when they are on marketting commercials
Because they're more genuine than the the american comercials. I should know, I'm mexican.
@@SkeweredGlaive 👀
@@SkeweredGlaive Gnaw on a cat.
Wtf??
Tortise used ram
*Its not that effective*
**very*
Lol
*Top ten anime battles*
I would write this as:
Tortoise used headbutt!
*It has no effect on shoe*
Tortoise used Headbutt!
It doesn't affect Shoe...
Nobody's talking about what a rip-off that bicycle lock is. Didn't even look like it took much effort at all to cut right through it. And it's $55? Pure trash.
But it looked cool
Mighty Rupert It fucking looked like an xtra xtra large zip tie
Apple Made It lol
It legit looks like a zip tie you can get in a pack of 100 for like $10
They need to it on the package: “Complete piece of shit and it doesn’t work, but buy it anyways!”
“Im gonna move again”
Tortoise: run RUN im coming for YOU!!
Nobody:
Daily dose of internet: the amount of detail that went into making this painting is pretty incredible
Me: That’s a painting?
Yes exactly
Copied
@@khushioza6797 b r u h.
@@g.g.6623 i saw a comment above this which was 4 months ago and was the same comment
@@khushioza6797 still, no one complianed, whats the need.
Funny how the package thieves look like raccoons stealing
Profile pic checks out
@@hodgenog1206 XD
LMAO
Cus they are
Cause humans are just evil man
Shoe : *exists*
Turtle : I'm about to end this man whole career
Its a god damn tortoise
Not funny and so unoriginal
@@twiztylemons8775 Like you
@@jdlcgaming3283 Kinda the same thing I mean they are both reptiles(obviously)
@@Kaizen0H They are not the same
The shark egg was so cool! I remember going to the beach for the first time and finding shark egg cases everywhere so it’s awesome to see what they looked like with the sharks still inside
nobody gonna talk about the baby porcupine it was soo cute !!!!! i loved how it squeaked 😊😊
Actually that was a baby hedgehog, but it really was super cute❤
Guy: "D'aw, ain't he cute?"
Tortoise: *_"YOU ARE TARGETED FOR TERMINATION."_*
He was able to kill the T-800
Tortoise draws near
Tortoise used ram... it is ineffective
Underrated lmao
_Good thing they don't talk or else the cuteness will be divided in half_
The turtle wanted to mate with the shoe
2:34 I no joke thought this was just someone filming their house or something.
Same XD
Same
Same XD
Lol me too
SAME!
Turtle: "YEARS OF TRAINING HAVE BROUGHT UP TO THIS MOMENT. SHOE, MY FATHER HAD SORT OF A LITTLE GRUDGE ON YOU. PREPARE FOR ANNIHALATION."
This is the first time I see turtles use their own shells as battering Rams. 0:06
The shoe that man was wearing actually weighed over 10 quintillion tonnes and if he didn’t have it on, the tortoise would have knocked him to another realm.
His foot would've gone all the way to China
He would have Yeeted that man to the Milky Way galaxy
Wdym? He would have exited the known universe.
he would have gone to wyoming
Ahmad Baker wait how is he supposed to move
If y'all think stealing packages is stupid, then somebody stole my broom I left outside for just a second
Now that's just pathetic
Blue face obviously
ǰąɲƹŁŁƹ ɦɨŁŁɨąřȡ - wtf what neighbourhood you in
Lol someone stole my garbage cans
Someone stole my Jordan’s, they were “special edition” so I do understand why they did it, but I got them from England. ☹️
*I Loved It How The Turtle Kept Nudging The Shoe...Too Cute*
He referred to LockPickingLayer as "This Person" How dare he.
Such disgusting people live in this world, stealing other people's packages???!!? They make me sick.
I have a birthday coming up and I swear if somebody stole my package I'd make Columbine look like a joke
Yea I don’t understand why people do it
why would someone stoop that low ? its weird
Ikr? You don't know what you're stealing. You don't need it. Especially these days, when people can order things like medicines or health items.
@@koru1104 Yeah, only in America do people steal.........
the tortoise is like, GET OUT MY WAY FOOT
Merl subscribe to pewdiepie
@@austin2702 people are all over saying that! annoying....😒
im a big fan merl i watched all your vids
That tortoise is going places, unlike me.
Use code SERVERS
Tortoise: Peace was never an option
**Shoe** :
Tortoise: Finally a worthy opponent
Tortoise:sees shoe
Also tortoise: *peace was never an option*
Ahem you mean ”so you have chosen...
death.”
So what determines the tortoise to hump it or fight it?
lol
TURTLE USE TACKLE
It have no effected.
Shoes is like :
No no no
Why is no one talking about the bicycle lock? That was simply pathetic!
Made in the usa.
@@Kidraver555 U.S.A 🇺🇸 I live in Canada 🇨🇦
Because we all watched that video from Lockpick Lawyer on his site already
Ok folks, this is something you should avoid while purchasing a bike lock.
In any case, this is all i have for you today, if you have any questions or comments, please write them down below.
I was thinking , I have one of those cutting tools.
"This might look cute ,but this baby might take over the world sometime..." Me: Baby Hitler flashbacks
Let's make sure the baby gets accepted to art school this time
2:42 it took me way too long to realize it was a painting. thats truly incredible
I honestly hate it when people steal packages.
Everybody does
Same
Something like that never happend to me ^^" but why are packages just put down on a stairs with no secure
I'm ur 100th like :D
Gosh, really? Is "duh" a strong enough term for this?
Speaking of "honestly"......honestly, wtf is behind a comment like that? I mean, there's stating the obvious. And there's stating the brutally obvious. And then there's stating the outlandishly, overwhelmingly, and near-autistically obvious. That comment is only slightly less autistic than saying: "I honestly hate it when beloved family members die violently".
Wait!!!!
Or...is this a new and subtle form of trolling? If so, well done.
Turtle: **hits his shoe continuously**
Old man: aww, haha
Turtle: *RECOGNIZE MY POWER*
Its a tortoise
a potato ohhh
Sadiki Joseph what do you mean?
My Lawyer lmao
*im ur 888th like ;))))*
The baby hedgehog is so adorable!
Device works out your face by a cost of a few braincells💀
I love how you do what's in the thumnail first instead of waiting to the end of the vid
True
Agrreeeee
I was not expecting that to happen but keep up the good work on your. Vids
So true
Jaz Foreman *real content*
Everyone in the comments: "Tortoise"
Me : "That 55$ lock's trash"
Kentofu ahem. Fifty THOUSAND dollar lock
I was like: bRUh
+$5
@@ReverieCat it wasn't fifty thousand
You don't say
2:08 that’s just *sad* because they are perfectly fine cars…
Yeah! So many Volkswagens
@@Pkliugff56 Can't they change the mistake in the existing cars, put them for further testing instead of recalling 350,000 cars? I'm not saying it's possible on so many cars, but even after recycling them, a lot of wastage will happen.
I know. That's just such a waste
Imagine all the young adults in college or just moving out that need one.
Yeah, I feel like they’re not really solving the problem
I wish someone would grab my package.
The legend has is that the man died standing still...
Oh hey.
Legend has it*
Whitebeard the Legend is true
lmao just like edward newton this turtle is a disaster.
@@jimhawkns lmao what the fuck i am one minute late
That painting was amazing...at first I thought it was a photo, really well done 👏
2:33 really got me, that looked so realistic before it zoomed in and you could see the paint
That painting looks soooo real I thought it was like in real life
Same
So it wasn't in real life?
We call this 'super realism'. The most famous one is called "The Canadian Club".
Lol i was like
What do you mean painting?
I didnt skipped the video but i didnt see any
I watched it again LOL
I THOUGHT ITS REAL LIKE NOTHING JUST HAPPENED YES CAPS
Yeah
The painting is incredible. I didn't know it was a painting 'till you said it.
Same
The painting in my opinion was OUTSTANDING
Lmao same
Best illusion ever.
Especially because there were cars in the scene before... I didn't even realize it while reading the name of the artist xD
Only when I looked back up it was already zoomed in far enough and I was shocked that it was a painting :P
shoe: what is he doing to me?
turtle: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!
That tortoise seemed really angry, I wonder why.
Maybe because the shoe killed his friend master shi-fu
Shoes: "exist"
Tortoise: so you have chosen..death
You're pfp is beautiful
Yas mr SKOOTH or microwaved caprisun
Ayyy skek my favourite pals members and roblox TH-camr :D (is pals still a thing)
@@harleyoyelade9988 the pals has broke up
Skek is it official? I mean they must eventually come back right
Tortoise: "This battle will be legendary."
That's Master Oogway😂
Tai Lung?
He be like: a worthy opponent
Master oogway vs tai lung in kung fu panda
Lol
I feel so dumb now because I usually notice when something is painted even at very good detail but that Portrait looks extremely accurate
I saw a Rembrandt once. Incredibly fine detail of a Dutch man with a big ol' hat. It looked very close to a photograph, was 5x7 or 6x8 or so inches and looked like someone had shrunk a larger picture with a copier. I don't know how he did it.
Shoe: *does nothing *
Tortoise: so you have chosen death
Okay, but can we talk about that painting
Who else thought the painting was real life?
not me
Lmao me
Me
Tripped the fuck out of me. Had to watch it a few times
Well it is real life lmao
Everyone be talking about the cute lil tortoise and I'm here lmfao-ing on how goofy the pao thing works 😂😂
The constant balance of variety in these videos is pretty amazing.
Shoe exists
Turtle: *peace was never an option*
Rocio GS XD
Rocio GS XD
I read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice 😂
It’s a Tortoise not a Turtle
that painting looks real
I'm sure Bob Ross would approve
The Jeep gave it away for me D:
Owen Hawksfield Meanwhile i cant make a straight stickman
Ikr
Yeah, very!
1:43 OMG so cute
00:56 after using this device for a few weeks you'll realize that you're starting to automatically agree with everything people tell you.
Also if this device was legit, then giving oral will also work magic for women. Okay okay, or men!
I like where your mind is headed, young man
@@SkeweredGlaive lol
“SQUIRTLE, USE TACKLE!”
It wasn’t very effective.
“THEN TACKLE HARDER!!!”
If that didn't work use more tackle - *Someone*
More like skull bash, but ok
XDD Nice bro. Loved this! 😝
What if we hit them even harder?
@@charsage1036 O_O
That tortoise was so cute
Finnaly someone who knows the difference between a turtle and a tortoise
they do that when they want to fuck
in the thumbnail i thought someone stepped on its head
@@lgdude9050 ikr,its sometimes a little annoying and sad that no one else knows the differnce,its kinda obvious ig you pay attention to the two animals
@@MOTHER_DANZIG well the one simply has legs and the other one has "flippers"
The odds of being ambushed by a turtle are low.
But never zero.
I thought that painting at first was some one taking a video of a house. That painter is really good 😊
Shoe: exists
Tortoise: so you have chosen... death..
Shoe: exists
Tortoise: "peace was never an option"
That turtle is me fighting my problems
Still can't comprehend the need of some Americans to go and take something from one's porch. I have seen packages and gifts left on someone's doorstep, heck when they aren't home I hang it on the doorknob (the round ones that spin) and no one takes it.
In Russia, the package takes you inside
Turtle: You took everything from me😠
Shoe: I dont even know who you are🤨
*Baby hedgehog sounds like a newborn puppy*
Ye
Spikey puppy
Twas Sonic when he was young
The Spie Ah. Those were the days.
My dog freaked out
The foot: **exists**
Master Oogway: so I see you have chosen death.
I'm gonna reply
WAH
Hmmmm *monke*
Master oogway is from paul ameerah and the gluten mom right?
Master Oogway from kung fu pander
2:33 The detail of the painting is so high that it looks like real life
props to that Tortoise's bravery
Tortoise: Get your shoe the *_HECC_* outta me sidewalk! I conquer this land!
No no, it’s *H* *E* *C* *C*
Yo
No swearing on my Christian Minecraft server
Autismic Apple why did I read this in mr. krabs voice lol
I forgot that sharks are babies at first
Yeah, the egg is pretty cool right?
I can't forget because of the song. I HATE BABY SHARK.
All life forms are babies at first..
REMEMBER WHAT THE BABY SHARK SONG TAUGHT YOU. REMEMBER IT!!
What did u think they were at first
The thumbnail freaked me out for a second that he steped on the turtle head.
Bro the turtles only hit black shoes 💀
He can attacc
He can Prottecc
But most importantly
He got a shell on his bacc
LE EPICLY DABS *DAB* *DAB* *DAB*
Riley Helo you're under arrest by the dab police
NUUU I SHALL NOT BE ARREST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Riley Helo *Excuse me, we need to escort you to the door*
Good meme
I thought the painting was just a normal video
Erjonadi ikr it was outstanding ;)
Erjonadi are you albanian nese po ckemi
For real
Painting? You mean I was not seeing a photo? That’s awesome!
The bicycle lock cracked me up🤣😭🤣
*Who would win?*
A tortise
One shoey boi
i-win turtle shoe yeezy
i-win tortoise
TORTOISE!!!!!
Shoey boy but tortoise cute tho
A baby trying to take over the world.
Me: not noticing what is special about this photo
Guy: You can see how much detail was put in this painting
Me: ......... that’s a painting?!
HOLLOWGR4PHIC 27 same I was like “wait what I thought it was just some1 takin a picture of their car xD
i thought he was showing us how a white van can kidnap or something
Joanna and the dog hmm that’s a different way to think about it
Same
HOLLOWGR4PHIC 27 i had the exact same reaction
The diver swimming with the Nurse sharks is so cool!
0:07 Me trying to get through my problems like:
2:34
what's wrong with the trucks?
*zooms in*
IT'S A PAINTING?!?
No i thought the same
Yeah, if he didn't say its a painting I would never know it was a painting.
How is someone stupid for thinking it’s real? It looked almost exactly like real life from a distance
Ikr
My reaction
Finally, a bike lock for people who want to get rid of their bikes.
Oh, that one isn't even the worst of them. Check out LockPickingLawyer (where the video is from), you'll wonder why you use locks for anything.
@@cujoedaman I mean, the average criminal (At least in the U.S) are mostly just people who are looking for something to steal to sell for drugs.
And even then, you have to take more time and tools to break into a house silently, but that will all be pointless if they have cameras inside and outside because they can see who you are and what car you are driving.
Rocky Curiel that actually makes a lot of sense. Now wonder people go around stealing random crap
@@cujoedaman Yes, I follow his vids. "nothing on one, two, three is binding tightly, click on six, pulling back to four, little clock on three...." 10 seconds later, "And we got this open."
Dude! This was in my recommends 2 years after it came out, and I remember when it came out
Alternate title: First rival battle with squirtle
Daily dose of internet:
Posts videos where the first clip is the thumbnail
[Everyone liked that]
I thought he always did that
The spanish version
"Un Poco De Todo"
does it.
And the channel that does not clickbait
@@nuh_uh2507 why didn't you keep it like that
You must be new here
Hahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaahahhahhahahaahahhahaahahahahahaha.funnyn
Next time they should actually make the package explode...
LMAOOOO
fuck yes.
I would want to watch that. 😂
Just a bit
Angela Rad, would serve em right!
Human: *Just stands there*
Tortoise: y..... y has u copy me in da shap of my home hooman shoo!
You should get full credit for everyone posting about this now, I had to come back to find this i knew i had seen it somewhere before
I was like “what am i supposed to look at?” And then realized its a painting
Same
me too lol
I didn’t even realize it was a painting until he said it was
Same. It was so realistic I didn't immediately realized it was a painting.
I think that's everyone.
The box should have triggered an audio saying "Alarm Activated, recording in process." See how people would react to that!
Or “Explosive activated.”
*Alarm activated, Auto Destruct in 5, 4...
th-cam.com/video/xoxhDk-hwuo/w-d-xo.html you might like this, it’s a glitter bomb someone made so once it’s opened it shoots out a lot of glitter and there is a recording device inside that’s shows what happens when someone open the stolen box
“Tactical nuke incoming!!!!!!”
warystatue33 that made me laugh so hard I had a coughing fit
He may not have won the fight. But he sure won our hearts
2:36 I thought you were really showing a car until you said it was a painting, I honestly could not tell that It was a painting😂😂
The turtle is a paid actor
Xd
I KNEW IT!!
EVIL!!!
That was one big shoe tho
Tell me more
You have big feet
@@akosacs01 then i like big shoes owners. Lol no homo
I think it was a cast
Skaw3n nah the No Homo law states that saying “no homo” after any phrase immediately nullifies any gayness
The turtle is the one of the greek mythology zeus is scared of it😂😂
That's one small step for turtle, and one giant leap for testudines species