6:19 Chris is unbelievable,❤ telling Matt he talks too much!!?? Chris runs a joke into the ground until it's beaten to death... No one talks as much as Chris.
I love Chris. I'm a huge fan. That said, I don't know how Matt deals with how much Chris talks over him or talks while he's talking. I would lose it. 😂
I THINK THIS EPISODE WAS GREAT!!!!!! BOTH OF YOU ARE VERY SMART AND PLAY OFF OF EACH OTHER WELL AND PRESENT DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES, NICE SHOW, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU BOTH!!
The Doctor's pamphlet thing feels to me like walking out of a store emptyhanded when they don't have the one thing that I went there for. Even I will be so suspicious of myself that I'll be checking my own pockets to make sure that I haven't forgotten putting something in them, which I have never done even once.
Matt - I used to shit on DJ's too until i took a course. Basically its like this :Guitarists, Bass players, Drummers, they all have an avenue to PERFORM live in front of an audience. For a long time a PRODUCER had no way of performing live in front of an audience. What a DJ is really doing (IF THEY ARE GOOD) is mixing and producing a track ON THE SPOT, live , in front of an audience. Its basically a way for a producer to perform live, like guitarists and drummers ect. get to do with a band. They are setting levels and dropping and mixing in track to track in the moment, like they would in a studio, but they are doing it live. After i learned what they actually do i respected them alot more. Of course there are shitheads that just press the play button on their laptop but those are the trash people that give DJing a bad name. Sincerly, a jazz musician.
Hey Chris you give me hope. Seeing what you have gone through and how you have come back gives me hope for my own life that even though things have been on a seemingly downhill spiral. I can come back and come back better! Like 2Pac say “Look what Hell Made” “I was nodding off they woke up a beast” “They making it hard this shit really easy”
The funny thing about the guy saying climate about his car’s “climate control” is that he’s a cuda because that’s what commercials and salesmen call the ac/heat in cars. Y’cuda
3:09 when I was 14 and got braces, the orthodontist lectured me about smoking cigarettes and I didn’t even smoke!! I still to this day wonder what led them to believe I did. 😂
80% of DJs do it for attention/chicks, the rest of us just love music but aren’t talented enough to produce it. Also it’s pretty great only working 10 hours a week and getting lit at work with your friends.
I thought that video I sent in was too long, confusing and would be discarded...you know? Even though I don't really think I deserved... THAT. Anyway Magna Greciæ Is the south of Italy. Ehhhh S'Italian 😊. Gianni Versace. Mafia.
Ludovica, first of, just let me say... YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, seen you just these 2 times on the pod, and totally have a crush on you. You seem smart, fun and very interesting. Trust me I got pretty good read on people... and you NOT a HO. Dudes that think that right up from the start, are asses... so... ya´know. feel like. such a crush. jajajaja
First of all. Love you both and love the show. Just wanted to drop a line and let you know how algorithmically fucked you guys are it’s crazy they’re shadow banning you so bad..I have to literally search you every Sunday you NEVER show up on my home page and I watch EVERY week.. this time I searched lifeline and only previous episodes would show, I had to literally click your videos on your channel to see this! LOVE YA
Thank you for being here: patreon.com/lifelineluxury
Has Chris hung out with Tana Mongeau ??
Sunday Starter
I still can't get the image of Stalone splurtin' on a car window in traffic out of my head.
S’deeper
I was SCREAMING temperature. That was the word you guys were trying to think of
I tried to forget that the entire episode…nah couldn’t
Chris. Matt. Chrismatt. Merry Chrismatts.
Is that you saying those words?
🏳️🌈 👈🏽
@@goodboysongsCorrectamundo, brochacho 😀
@@GKTorn.I'm gonna tell on youuuuu
I prefer Matt's promo reads.
Matt wearing a damn bedsheet😂😂
Lmaooooooooo
“Sorry about the darkness” poetry lmao
Chris 5 second long stutter with Matt calling him on it had me rollin😅
This whole episode is ehsuhdeeper for Chris.
Comes to show u therapy doesn't always work
Yea fr what happened been him and a Greek
😂😂
Matt handled that whole jayz part perfectly. Matt is a stand up guy.
Finally my Sunday can RIP
Matt looks like he just rolled out of bed.. and his bed was right in the middle of a rave
😂
basically he looks funky
Sundays are for LifeLine. This is the rule. We don’t make these rules. We adhere to these rules.
And the rest is just details!
6:19
Chris is unbelievable,❤ telling Matt he talks too much!!?? Chris runs a joke into the ground until it's beaten to death... No one talks as much as Chris.
Couldnt be more true
I love Chris. I'm a huge fan. That said, I don't know how Matt deals with how much Chris talks over him or talks while he's talking. I would lose it. 😂
You missed the whole point. Congratulations
But he's beatin ya over the head with it
It’s a fucking joke calm down
Matt's climate change joke should have gotten more laughs.
Agree
100%
What was it?
@@MagiicGaming100 around 20:20
Matt is genuinely a much funnier person than Chris
This podcast is just amazing, sad to see it's not getting as much traction as it deserves but kinda feels good to gate keep it
Bill Cosby should have used that "no one comes forward 30 years later" defense Chris was using for Jay-Z 😂
Starting a go fund me for matt to get a new hat
You understand nothing.
Goof comment
Take that money and getcha a new profile picture
I THINK THIS EPISODE WAS GREAT!!!!!! BOTH OF YOU ARE VERY SMART AND PLAY OFF OF EACH OTHER WELL AND PRESENT DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES, NICE SHOW, THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU BOTH!!
ALSO I LOVE THE COMPUTER GUY!!!! THANK YOU FOR ASSISTINGGGGGG THE SHOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Chris' hair: 11/10
The soap opera at the beginning 😂
The Doctor's pamphlet thing feels to me like walking out of a store emptyhanded when they don't have the one thing that I went there for. Even I will be so suspicious of myself that I'll be checking my own pockets to make sure that I haven't forgotten putting something in them, which I have never done even once.
I love their banter!!
Just call the climate the temperature of the car. Boom. Fixed the problem.
Instant fistfight ensues when camera cuts off😆😆
Merry Christmas!!
Bruhhh Poseidon’s Adventure is it
That’s it
Pack it up
Paaaack it uuuuup
45:40
„I can say D‘Elia better than you“😂😂
Chris wearing glasses makes him look like he's impersonating Jim Carrey trying to impersonate jack Nicholson.
Merry Runkmas!!
I'm going to start saying I started doing things during the first season of Boston Legal. Incredible pull.
monochromatic IS awesome
I don’t think Chris started a single sentence knowing where it was going this whole episode
My wife is definitely someone who thinks farting means you need to take a shit 😂
Chris doing the vital sign beep is too good.
my craziness needed to hear this ep today
CHRIS IS RIGHT ABOUT DJS.
I wasn’t expecting the “… a f*cking acorn” joke. Had me laughing out loud.
This episode has me laughing the entire time 😂😂😂😂😂
Matt - I used to shit on DJ's too until i took a course. Basically its like this :Guitarists, Bass players, Drummers, they all have an avenue to PERFORM live in front of an audience. For a long time a PRODUCER had no way of performing live in front of an audience. What a DJ is really doing (IF THEY ARE GOOD) is mixing and producing a track ON THE SPOT, live , in front of an audience. Its basically a way for a producer to perform live, like guitarists and drummers ect. get to do with a band. They are setting levels and dropping and mixing in track to track in the moment, like they would in a studio, but they are doing it live. After i learned what they actually do i respected them alot more. Of course there are shitheads that just press the play button on their laptop but those are the trash people that give DJing a bad name. Sincerly, a jazz musician.
Top spokesperson for dj's
I think its nice Matt calling people pretty 😊
the bad to the bone drop is gold
Heard them have this conversation about how Matt has never done coke and Chris says "I never knew that" at least 5 times.
Chris’s band story at the end reminds me of the DJ from “The Goods” movie 😂
Crying with laughter at the last bit. Got the tingly forehead thing as well 😂 god Damm 😅
Matt was hilarious this one
"you're not carving turkey for people dying of scurvy... You're playing sandstorm" 😂😂
Sundays are supergood dude.
Poseidon adventure! 😅😅😅
Chris went out and bought the same shirt that he told Matt he looked great in, just in a different colour. S’jealoussss
great episode, keep them coming boya booyaa
past few minutes had me dyin😂 54:50
guy in the first submission has a really nice hair cut, suits him well
Hearing 'crazy people are boring' is something Ive thought before.
That producer kid is obviously a DJ.
Matt on Golden Hour?! When? Did I miss it? I'm excited
Hey Chris you give me hope. Seeing what you have gone through and how you have come back gives me hope for my own life that even though things have been on a seemingly downhill spiral. I can come back and come back better! Like 2Pac say “Look what Hell Made” “I was nodding off they woke up a beast” “They making it hard this shit really easy”
You think this sack of shit has had a “comeback” ??😂 He has fallen from grace and will be shunned permanently for being a weirdo
The funny thing about the guy saying climate about his car’s “climate control” is that he’s a cuda because that’s what commercials and salesmen call the ac/heat in cars. Y’cuda
There's a lot of doctors here that pass judgement when you admit to the symptom and then lie their way out to deny you care.
When I heard “eat box” I expected to hear “I mean…” 😂
Sunday Funday some Oldies Carne aasada some tree and Life Line to start the day off
“Next time tell him I don’t believe in climate change” so QUICK WITHITTTTT
Wait Chris is wearing Matt’s look. Merry ChrisMatt!
3:09 when I was 14 and got braces, the orthodontist lectured me about smoking cigarettes and I didn’t even smoke!! I still to this day wonder what led them to believe I did. 😂
Honestly Matt is way better at doing the intro pieces K
@ 15:30 total malfunction! 😂
It’s called climate control ON THE KNOB lol 😂 this guy
Allowing the second submission was wild what the hell was the plot there
If someone drives from the passenger side… I’m getting outta there quick 😂
What was the infection that he had? I've had chronic congestion, crustiness and post-nasal drip for years. Really wanna know what he had.
11:04 If there is such thing as a guilty shadow that’s it lmao
It was definitely Bryan Callen who told him about the chimp thing
Chris is right about djs im going to start producing now because of the response to my submission
1:01:09 A Bass Guitar is a Guitar to correct him is such a dick move bro😂😂😂😂😂
Comedians are more like actors than djs are y’know?
Chris band wedding story is a good one should have ask for pirates of the Caribbean theme
37:13 women at work 😂
Good morning ya' filthy animals !!!!!! 🌲 🎅
80% of DJs do it for attention/chicks, the rest of us just love music but aren’t talented enough to produce it. Also it’s pretty great only working 10 hours a week and getting lit at work with your friends.
Why is Matt wearing an NFL lineman’s white Tshirt?
I thought that video I sent in was too long, confusing and would be discarded...you know? Even though I don't really think I deserved... THAT. Anyway Magna Greciæ Is the south of Italy. Ehhhh S'Italian 😊. Gianni Versace. Mafia.
If you Love Chris and Matt you’ll Love Yani and Chris at the history hyenas Yani Greek
Your video was the best of the bunch
Ludovica, first of, just let me say... YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL, seen you just these 2 times on the pod, and totally have a crush on you. You seem smart, fun and very interesting. Trust me I got pretty good read on people... and you NOT a HO. Dudes that think that right up from the start, are asses... so... ya´know. feel like. such a crush. jajajaja
@@DavidCruz-ym4vw yyyaaaaaassss
40:51
SoooooDeeper!!
Chris is in such a turtleneck mood huh.
Matt! Link your nose things
I won’t link it. Google Hale breathing aid.
I seriously love that Greek girl 🧡
Haha give me a hug was so funny
Obscure reference that no one will get, but I always think it: Chris looks just like Pussyfoot from Bits & Pieces on KTVU in the 80s.
You are right!
I have no idea what you're talking about 😅
52:32 and Chris points things out a lot, derails
Matt should always speak up when he thinks a girl or people are pretty!
23:00 Chris...SO MAD
Bro wtf was the French girl yapping about my god
Where's the Scarface jacket?
Ronnie stole it
Lifeline Rips
Come In For a Hug- worst gas station
"Come in for a hug" 29:32
2024 - year of the Bing bong
0 reasons for why the bad to the bone guitar riff isn’t a sound on the sound board
First of all. Love you both and love the show. Just wanted to drop a line and let you know how algorithmically fucked you guys are it’s crazy they’re shadow banning you so bad..I have to literally search you every Sunday you NEVER show up on my home page and I watch EVERY week.. this time I searched lifeline and only previous episodes would show, I had to literally click your videos on your channel to see this! LOVE YA
Are you subbed?
Same! If I search it’s always older episodes and I have to go to the video tab on the channel.
Shows up on my feed every week.
Make sure the bell is on "ALL" notifications maybe?
Weird mine pops up at the top of my home page every Sunday. I’m subscribed but have notifications turned off
4 foot by 4 foot car is soooooooo small 😂
It’s too bad Chris isn’t gay cuz he’s one of those guys that would make so much more sense in a relationship with a guy.
Chris weren’t you just talking shint about mock turtlenecks