Bro …. Matt is so underrated 😂 he’s been on fire lately talking sh*t to Chris I can’t even breathe 😂 ….. when he says “you said nothing” I know EXACTLY what he means 😂……
So I'm at work and I'm sicker than shit dude, sickinnit! Don't wanna work, wanna go to behhhh. But my boss isn't here today so I get to listen to the new episode, eeeEEEYYYES dude!!
Met Chris D’Elia early in his career after a show and he was hella nice. At the end of some of his shows he would do an encore of that napoleon dynamite dance. He is also a certified forklift driver but obviously his career to a great turn. Cool cat.
Regarding the new moms questioning her friendships I actually was in a similar situation but my friends had babies about a year before I did and had very different priorities. They actually continued going to bars every weekend and got babysitters and I actually babysat for them while pregnant so Idk why I expected them to change after I had my daughter. Every weekend they would try to convince me to just leave my daughter with a babysitter and go to the bar with them. Eventually I turned them down enough that they stopped asking.
@@brysonjamison3388 it's a bit crazy, but I will more likely remember that this random guy puts toothpaste raw into his mouth as the first step because that's just not something that humans would ever do, I think he wins
17:50 My cousin came over and did that with my shower, there was a ton of water next to the toilet and the mat where you are supposed to stand was dry, some people are just dumb
@@racheller8753 I get in that way too because I'm a tall drink of water, if I get in on the shower head side the way I have to maneuver is infinitely more bitch
Im a musician and ive been playing shows for at least 10 years now and have never dealt with that at a show or gig. Ive dealt with people requesting songs and being stubborn about that but never once have I had anyone come up and ask to sing a song or something like that unless it was already planned before hand. Am I the only one that thinks that seemed kinda unusual?
I played for 10 years professionally and that NEVER happened. Probably would have let it happen if it ever did. 😂 That guy didn’t really strike me as a musician either. Maybe he was just bullshitting or something.
@@DeeloGoodquest Ya either that or dressing it up in a certain way. Like asking the question as if he deals with it during public performances when he may actually be dealing with that in a more personal setting, like at the place he practices or something. We could probably both agree that does happen in other settings for sure.
Dear Chris, Congratulations on the new RS6 wagon, phenomenal vehicle checking the boxes of looks, practicality, and performance. L on your take regarding Corvette owners unless you’re referring to the C8 in which case it’s a toss up on whether or not the owner is a loser. Sincerely, Car People
I had a boyfriend who took half an hour to brush his teeth. He'd go and do other stuff and never had any foam left to spit out, which makes me think he swallows it, eh so disgusting.
My childhood bathroom had the toilet on the left side so your either have to get in from the shower head side or sneak around the toilet which in my mind is the lesser option
34:57 Always makes me laugh when people are surprised nobody wants to be around kids and deal with their bs. It's not their fault you decided to be a mom and they have no obligation to make your friendship work. You're in a different stage in life than your friends. They did nothing wrong. You caused this.
25:41 Bro, tell me about it. I wanted to make a submission about this as well. Thanks for doing it for me. I can't stand custom license plates. It's like you gotta keep reading it and then think and then be like what was the purpose? Then you gotta be like is that what they really meant? Just no custom license plates. Should be a law.
Advice for the musician who keeps getting ambushed by audience members wanting to crash his show. 48:53 Say something like, “Yeaaaah sorry, this is not that type of venue. We had horrible experiences in the past with that. Since then, management only wants the approved and contracted band members to perform here.” Smiling while saying it is optional. 🤘😑🎸 You’re welcome!
Congrats to the guy who flipped off his mate, your demeanour in the video completely threw me off and i almost didn’t realise you were actually the one flipping off your mate.
How does Matt make his money to live and eat and thrive? I know he makes some money now in the past couple years with Lifeline and the Patreon. But before that, was he just on allowance from his Dad? I’m not being a dick. I really don’t know
Bro Chris that rs6 ain't shit compared to a new corevette😂😂😂 a corvette is so much faster and have you ever rode in a convertible??? It's the funnest thing in the world
Matt's little "don't" during the license plate bit was too good
Came here to say this
Damn matt lookin like a lost 2010s sailor who caught a sea bird to eat, but then it was just chris
Matt can’t be serious with the outfits he wears as a 40+ year old man right?
WTF I've always thought Chris looked like a Seagull 😂
Hey be funnier
@@jaybrack7272a white shirt and denim jacket? kayy
Comment lookin like a failed joke that thought it was funny
I watch these monday mornings and the whole lifeline crew gets me through the glooms of Mondays
Angry bank teller almost killed Chris I got concerned 😂
33:17 chris going on about this brown af fat back car is absolutely killing me😂😂😂
"This podcast hits swooo arrddd" -JCVD
So oooorrrrdddd.
Sannatta Barbara 'Arbor Inn
This podcast had a lot of ‘eart
Chris being ridiculous is the funniest shit of all time. And Matt thinking he’s a dickhead is the best.
Angry Bank Teller is hilarious bro 😂😂😂😂
I'm crying.
Denzel On Denzel- worst law firm
Bro …. Matt is so underrated 😂 he’s been on fire lately talking sh*t to Chris I can’t even breathe 😂 ….. when he says “you said nothing” I know EXACTLY what he means 😂……
Matt should replace erik on the golden hour
Brenden*
this podcast is awesome, greetings from bulgaria
“The angry bank teller” 😂
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers
Angry DMV employee ended me 😂
“Do you like get into the left side or right side “ ommmg that’s such a groundbreaking podcast question !
So I'm at work and I'm sicker than shit dude, sickinnit! Don't wanna work, wanna go to behhhh. But my boss isn't here today so I get to listen to the new episode, eeeEEEYYYES dude!!
I walk in to the shower too, I make sure the water is the temperature I want with my hand and then step in. I thought that was the normal way😂
33:08 Chris's laughing and coughing from how dumb the joke is wild 😂😂😂
It says this was uploaded 12 minutes ago how did you even do that
@@pb6270 a wizard
Chris & Matt with the throwbacks 😌🔥🔥🤣
Chris NAILED it about men in convertibles 💀
Good way to kick things off on a Sunday!
YES!
@@Tater1992 the only way, really
The hardest I laughed this ep was when Macho said, "SO ONE'S TAKEN. TWO? ............. is............. available."
You guys keep me in good spirits when times are tough.
Matt's looking jacked.
I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW MUCH NARCISSISTIC TOXIC SH*T KRISTEN ENSURES DAILY. CHRIS SHOWS ASTRONOMICAL TRAITS OF THE DARK TRIAD.
Ngrydmv had me fucking crying 😭
The killing the fly comment save the first 20 minutes on this podcast love you Matt
I am crying laughing. “Poke” 😅
“We’ll write you down for that” from a cop 😂😂
Met Chris D’Elia early in his career after a show and he was hella nice.
At the end of some of his shows he would do an encore of that napoleon dynamite dance.
He is also a certified forklift driver but obviously his career to a great turn.
Cool cat.
Regarding the new moms questioning her friendships I actually was in a similar situation but my friends had babies about a year before I did and had very different priorities. They actually continued going to bars every weekend and got babysitters and I actually babysat for them while pregnant so Idk why I expected them to change after I had my daughter. Every weekend they would try to convince me to just leave my daughter with a babysitter and go to the bar with them. Eventually I turned them down enough that they stopped asking.
Chris I hope you never stop doing the Jay Z bits 😭🤣🤣🤣
Side note - Chris those are the best sunglasses you’ve had. Keep em uh yeeeeesssss!
That guy for sure dries off before he showers too 😂
Time for a frinkin' good time yall!
No! Chris did NOT say he'd rather drive the ugliest car ever made, the PT Cruiser, than a Z3. NO! Absolutely not!
Y'all are the best
100 percent David Sullivan is the one who texted Chris during the episode
13:45 And low and behold! LMAO
49:10 hilarious!!! I can't stop laughing 😅
12:20 “yo bro….ew” 😂
That did suck
45:45 nice editing let's juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust not show the thing
Thank god Matt addressed Chris’ inexplicable shirt.
Ya wanna slip in it? You're the best Chris!
44:47 Matt roasting her lol
Chris just follow the driving rules like the rest of bro
it's my birthday!!! Yay meeee
Happy birthday!
@ Thanks guys!!!
The one day matt have multiple hats always would have came in handy.
41:45 the fact that she’s walking around the house brushing is crazy
@@brysonjamison3388 it's a bit crazy, but I will more likely remember that this random guy puts toothpaste raw into his mouth as the first step because that's just not something that humans would ever do, I think he wins
17:50 My cousin came over and did that with my shower, there was a ton of water next to the toilet and the mat where you are supposed to stand was dry, some people are just dumb
I wish i didnt watch these on spotify while in my car.. its even better when you watch the video!!
I think Matt keeps Chris in a bird cage and only lets him put for podcasts
Angry bank teller had me in a choke hazard
Always walk into the water
"I look at him and he does this." Cut to Matt
Listening to 2 guys giving life advice that have never been through any real life experience is wild. But it is what it is I guess
How do they have no life experience?
"Ah, Reeks Of Insecurity" - Alternate Title.
Couple of 10s calling in and matt doesn't say a word.
But as soon as a reject from the addams family dials in, "My God so beautiful!"
19:10
I get in on the water side too!! 🥴🙃
@@racheller8753 I get in that way too because I'm a tall drink of water, if I get in on the shower head side the way I have to maneuver is infinitely more bitch
Im a musician and ive been playing shows for at least 10 years now and have never dealt with that at a show or gig. Ive dealt with people requesting songs and being stubborn about that but never once have I had anyone come up and ask to sing a song or something like that unless it was already planned before hand. Am I the only one that thinks that seemed kinda unusual?
I played for 10 years professionally and that NEVER happened. Probably would have let it happen if it ever did. 😂
That guy didn’t really strike me as a musician either. Maybe he was just bullshitting or something.
@@DeeloGoodquest Ya either that or dressing it up in a certain way. Like asking the question as if he deals with it during public performances when he may actually be dealing with that in a more personal setting, like at the place he practices or something. We could probably both agree that does happen in other settings for sure.
@@zachgonzales9522 Hahaha, yeah for sure. There was always that guy.
I definitely was not sitting here listening to this trying to see how I would flip someone off …😂
that license plate was insane
56:04 IMAGINE IT WAS CALLED POKE 😭
Should be called “Hard Poke”
Dear Chris,
Congratulations on the new RS6 wagon, phenomenal vehicle checking the boxes of looks, practicality, and performance. L on your take regarding Corvette owners unless you’re referring to the C8 in which case it’s a toss up on whether or not the owner is a loser.
Sincerely,
Car People
I had a boyfriend who took half an hour to brush his teeth. He'd go and do other stuff and never had any foam left to spit out, which makes me think he swallows it, eh so disgusting.
Could be worse… 🤷🏻
I have to walk into the shower under the water side (which I don't like) because the other side is next to the toilet so there's less room 🤷♀
Finally found someone who hates roadsters just as much as me
I strongly feel that Patrick Swayze is and was the only person that can get away with the 'come here' finger gesture.
I failed my driving test on a right. Didnt turn my neck to look at my blind spot, even tho i saw nobody there coming into the turning lane. Busted
Damn kinda early
43:19 if this person talks any slower I’m going to go postal
😂😂🫡 respectfully raging in the comments.
56:49
You done, did it!
These lyrics are so ignorant, it's hilarious!
My childhood bathroom had the toilet on the left side so your either have to get in from the shower head side or sneak around the toilet which in my mind is the lesser option
34:57 Always makes me laugh when people are surprised nobody wants to be around kids and deal with their bs. It's not their fault you decided to be a mom and they have no obligation to make your friendship work. You're in a different stage in life than your friends. They did nothing wrong. You caused this.
Also frequently it's the single friends who feel left out from the couples and ppl with families
Row Row Row your boat 🥸🎶
21:18 knuckles half up is absolutely the worst and for psychopaths
35:38 I will be her friend!!!! Also a SAHM I know the deal! 😊
R&B robot 🤖@ 57:02
36:20 Chris looks like an angry buzzard.
The girl talking about liking a guy more when they reject them is correct but also suh deeper
Can we get some original questions for a change? License plates… really dude?.. for the fifth time..
Call in!
25:41 Bro, tell me about it. I wanted to make a submission about this as well. Thanks for doing it for me. I can't stand custom license plates. It's like you gotta keep reading it and then think and then be like what was the purpose? Then you gotta be like is that what they really meant? Just no custom license plates. Should be a law.
...Don't.
Advice for the musician who keeps getting ambushed by audience members wanting to crash his show. 48:53
Say something like, “Yeaaaah sorry, this is not that type of venue. We had horrible experiences in the past with that. Since then, management only wants the approved and contracted band members to perform here.” Smiling while saying it is optional.
🤘😑🎸
You’re welcome!
camera work at 45:50 bro come on chris is doing a physical bit and you are switched on Matt.
Sorry every other man on Earth, no one gets more umbrellas out than this guy. *points to himself
I know a guy named cameron that went to prison. After he got out he put his nickname on social media as camWOW. What a dbag 😂.
Answer to the first question, his name is H Foley. 💛
I wonder what Chris is actually thinking when adult males call in and imitate his catch phrases. Also, what the heck is a cuda?
Congrats to the guy who flipped off his mate, your demeanour in the video completely threw me off and i almost didn’t realise you were actually the one flipping off your mate.
How does Matt make his money to live and eat and thrive? I know he makes some money now in the past couple years with Lifeline and the Patreon. But before that, was he just on allowance from his Dad? I’m not being a dick. I really don’t know
S’dick but he was writing and producing
Not your business at all. With the time you have asking that you must be unemployed yourself
@ I have a small business. Lawn care
@@Caliran2000 you lost bc you assumed he’s unemployed
@@funnydonor9484 not your business at all tho
Walks under the water 🙋🏻♂️
i hope Matt's ok. shit sucks 😕
Bro Chris that rs6 ain't shit compared to a new corevette😂😂😂 a corvette is so much faster and have you ever rode in a convertible??? It's the funnest thing in the world
Don’t 😂😂😂😂😂
Oh girl… mhmm 😂
Maturing doesn’t equal becoming a mother. Women without children are not jealous of those with children. New Moms are not fun to hangout with. Xoxo
❤
Is that the "Super Deluxo-kid" ??????? It´s so ORD to tell!!!!
BREEEEEOOOOW
I go in the water in the way you hate 😢
Chris hella jealous about the A.I stuff