ASMR Mean Popular Girl Gives You a Makeover

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  • @goodnight_moon_asmr
    @goodnight_moon_asmr  ปีที่แล้ว +258

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    • @rinyaskyline
      @rinyaskyline ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I have this app I'm just going to tell everybody that it mostly only works at Circle K and Shell for some reason.

    • @NestIeCrunch
      @NestIeCrunch ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey, you've done the popular girl and a nerdy girl, what about the goth or emo girl?

    • @cydneyrogers8753
      @cydneyrogers8753 ปีที่แล้ว +6

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    • @cydneyrogers8753
      @cydneyrogers8753 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@rinyaskyline I think it depends on the area you live in. I live in the Northeast and have many more options on the app.

    • @rinyaskyline
      @rinyaskyline ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cydneyrogers8753 that right? I live in Florida, and it was the same when I visited Alabama. Maybe it's just the Southeast 😂

  • @morphrana
    @morphrana ปีที่แล้ว +3433

    being compared to an armordillo is the highest of praise

  • @BkhammoYou
    @BkhammoYou ปีที่แล้ว +4990

    "You're actually pretty cute, in a weird kind of way, like an armadillo."
    Finally, someone who understands my aesthetic.

    • @lorax90
      @lorax90 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      honestly so relatable

    • @13_eras
      @13_eras ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Imao same I always want to be super aesthetic, but the next day i will be wearing sweatpants and a sweatshirt

    • @georgeelriq8556
      @georgeelriq8556 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      3:56 LoL

    • @Demonica_Devil
      @Demonica_Devil ปีที่แล้ว +1

      frrr

    • @MorrahaDesigns
      @MorrahaDesigns ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Armadillos and Pangolins are absolutely adorable in my opinion.

  • @ianfitzhugh3045
    @ianfitzhugh3045 ปีที่แล้ว +6180

    being told that you smell like a school gymnasium is one of the wildest insults I’ve ever heard 😭

    • @Thlayli7
      @Thlayli7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I'm so using it...!

    • @Poiesis11
      @Poiesis11 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      But the way that most people know what that means is amazing 😭

    • @Magnavox-1972
      @Magnavox-1972 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      It’s about one step up from smelling like a school locker room, though, so if you think about it, she’s being nice about it. 😆

    • @talarutherford6508
      @talarutherford6508 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      reminded me of a mitski lyric “does it smell like a school gymnasium in here?”

    • @muppetallica
      @muppetallica ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Smells like teen spirit

  • @kahvikamu
    @kahvikamu ปีที่แล้ว +1877

    She went from "you're gross and your hair's trash" to "girl you deserve so much better than yugioh kevin" real quick

    • @metawarp7446
      @metawarp7446 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Justice for yugioh kevin tho

  • @michele5941
    @michele5941 ปีที่แล้ว +3990

    "Your hair looks like trash. IS IT OK IF I TOUCH IT?" That had me wheezing 😭

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Even mean girl asks for consent. It was a nice touch.

    • @samuelesquivel6202
      @samuelesquivel6202 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I know right, even so im bald

    • @RavenSutcliffe
      @RavenSutcliffe ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Being mean is one thing, but you gotta get that consent always! Loved that touch

    • @gandalf-big-naturals
      @gandalf-big-naturals ปีที่แล้ว +34

      i love how she was already touching it before she asks for consent LOL

    • @purple54997
      @purple54997 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      literally the exact line that i woke up to 💀

  • @Cinna_mallow
    @Cinna_mallow ปีที่แล้ว +396

    I had this mean girl at work named Amber and I remember her passively inviting me to her birthday bowling party but she told me to “Dress up. Like forreal. Not like you look right now. Makeup is a must” and honestly i wasn’t even offended. I admired her telling me her truth more than anything 😂

    • @HarleyLuna31
      @HarleyLuna31 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Did you went? Did she had a lot of friends there?

  • @savannahweldon7607
    @savannahweldon7607 ปีที่แล้ว +2567

    She's like Valley Girl's twin/older sister that let the parent's neglect get to her or something

    • @agentofsecurity1794
      @agentofsecurity1794 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Interesting character neglected Valley's girl twin

    • @sumbahdy6410
      @sumbahdy6410 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      maybe she is the valley girl in like highschool lol

    • @Paritan164
      @Paritan164 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@sumbahdy6410 no, she did Valley girl in hs, she was nice.

    • @robotzombie4754
      @robotzombie4754 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Neglect??looks more like they over spoiled her

    • @pyromaniac709
      @pyromaniac709 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Well that worked to make her popular and have people wanting to be her friends

  • @awkwardplusle
    @awkwardplusle ปีที่แล้ว +892

    "It got in your eyes? 🤨... close em 🙄"
    That killed me

  • @Ellie_A_B_C
    @Ellie_A_B_C ปีที่แล้ว +3755

    “You came right here from band practice? Ew.” HER DELIVERY agayshehs she’s so funny. Also cute like an armadillo? I’m weirdly touched.

    • @SliceDiceRice
      @SliceDiceRice ปีที่แล้ว +80

      And the thing about it is that with the way Erin is, It feels like she secretly want to laugh at her own lines 🤣

    • @mjastrx
      @mjastrx ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@SliceDiceRice yeah, you can tell in a couple lines like in the bedtime bath valley girl video when she talks about wanting to feel like an amoeba 😂

    • @nefarioussorcery
      @nefarioussorcery ปีที่แล้ว +39

      the way i'm watching this after band practice too LMAO

    • @CT-4421
      @CT-4421 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@nefarioussorcery the real question now is what instrument

    • @lettuce8279
      @lettuce8279 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nefarioussorcery i technically am, but just like 13 hours after practice lmao

  • @hannahhen4576
    @hannahhen4576 ปีที่แล้ว +1693

    As a former clarinet player in a band who has frizzly hair and little makeup skills…
    this was absolutely wonderful

    • @ALM-je2gv
      @ALM-je2gv ปีที่แล้ว +55

      I love how technically You got bluntly insulted but still Say it was a wonderful video

    • @TheCimbrianBull
      @TheCimbrianBull ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oddly specific.

    • @shelley4209
      @shelley4209 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Same girl same

    • @Nova_k100
      @Nova_k100 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmao when she said “You’re in band?” I was like She knows?! 👀😂

  • @bootsnhopscotch
    @bootsnhopscotch ปีที่แล้ว +3800

    I love how this character feels like she isn't being mean on purpose, she's just very blunt with her words; it's a nice twist from the norm

    • @SliceDiceRice
      @SliceDiceRice ปีที่แล้ว +135

      And the delivery is hilarious 😆 I love her vids

    • @frogitude3106
      @frogitude3106 ปีที่แล้ว +280

      I gotta be honest I feel like she’s just mean, at least in the beginning she was 😭 her roasts are funny tho like the armadillo bit KILLED me 💀

    • @oxymoron02
      @oxymoron02 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      She's definitely being mean.

    • @asurafire5386
      @asurafire5386 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@frogitude3106 she definitely gives me “mean” girl but kind. Her actions are all positive and she’s trying to help but she says it in like the worst way possible. It’s like she’s saying everything that comes to her head without a filter.

    • @deathmaiden
      @deathmaiden ปีที่แล้ว +6

      3 minutes in at 11 am and I’m sitting in bed cackling with joy at being condescended to, am I well?? No but really this character is nostalgic in the sense that I remember girls like this at sleepovers, and sometimes I was one of them, oops 🙊 I feel very safe with her lol, thank u Erin 💘💘

  • @Schmoozr
    @Schmoozr ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    If I had a nickel for every time Erin called us a good girl, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's nice that it happened twice, right?

    • @xxxstellarxxx
      @xxxstellarxxx ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I’m gonna set your house on fire

    • @Ivy3h
      @Ivy3h ปีที่แล้ว +71

      When was the other time? (Asking for a friend)

    • @faunasicygirl5896
      @faunasicygirl5896 ปีที่แล้ว +137

      It happened like 3 times right? This video, the 1920s clothing shop vid, and the 1920s cocktail on a train vid?

    • @9pop529
      @9pop529 ปีที่แล้ว

      GHJKKKKNNFDFJKNGKJ

    • @sumbahdy6410
      @sumbahdy6410 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      @@faunasicygirl5896not you keeping track

  • @sixthcavalier
    @sixthcavalier ปีที่แล้ว +3955

    i love how despite being mean and condescending she's genuinely helping us giving us tips and hyping us up like shes just really blunt LOL

    • @carolynv8979
      @carolynv8979 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      she’s not “just blunt”, she’s genuinely mean. She doesn’t care how we might feel at all. She is however “being friendly”.

    • @sixthcavalier
      @sixthcavalier ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@carolynv8979 i did say, "like". i'm not saying she is, im saying she probably perceives herself that way

  • @goodzillo
    @goodzillo ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Something about "I guess you can send them to him on discord" was brutal above and beyond the rest of the video 😂

    • @mogul_bandito
      @mogul_bandito 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      hurt me to my core lmao

  • @Snorac11
    @Snorac11 ปีที่แล้ว +2113

    “Blistex? You’re gonna give me an aneurysm.” I HAVE BEEN SENT. SO GOOD.

    •  ปีที่แล้ว +166

      "😬put down the Blistex, or I am calling the cops!😬"

    • @assas1nscreed
      @assas1nscreed ปีที่แล้ว +43

      It caught me so off guard that my laughter hurt my chest. Projectile laughter

    • @bababooeybourgeoisie
      @bababooeybourgeoisie ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I squawked at that.

    • @bebopasmr
      @bebopasmr ปีที่แล้ว +4

      9:50

    • @iloveyouskii
      @iloveyouskii ปีที่แล้ว +2

      whats a blistex

  • @pitifulcowboy
    @pitifulcowboy ปีที่แล้ว +728

    i think she has the most debilitating crush on us and has to make herself feel better with the insults and inviting us early to spend extra time to fix us up, defo not to just spend extra time with us…

    • @mickeyn482
      @mickeyn482 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      Yes and she’s actual a straight A student whose just borrowing our notes so she has an excuse to talk to us and invite us over

    • @rileyjohnson4237
      @rileyjohnson4237 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I started scouring the comments hoping someone had the same thought, bc this is what I imagined too

    • @moirablack9217
      @moirablack9217 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      She even gets us a matching outfit, oml she luuuurves us

    • @chicagobrown
      @chicagobrown ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Oh I absolutely see it now.

  • @NTVT1999
    @NTVT1999 ปีที่แล้ว +950

    "Your hair looks like trash...is it ok if I touch it??💖" amazing how you captured that comedian's summary of Gen Z "they'll respect consent but not you as a person"😂

  • @Brackinese
    @Brackinese ปีที่แล้ว +2476

    "Cute, right? Yeah, I chose it for a reason" is such a secretly sweet line. Sort of an indirect way of saying, "did you know you can pick things you actually like, instead of just whatever? Let me use myself as an example."

    • @chrissytolley
      @chrissytolley ปีที่แล้ว +208

      Right it’s both a dig and permission

    • @atinyevil1383
      @atinyevil1383 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Tbh, it has "I low-key have a crush on you and want to impress you" vibes.

    • @deathmaiden
      @deathmaiden ปีที่แล้ว +96

      I thought it was like “yeah, I chose it for a reason” (smiling sweetly), not like you, you meandering pick up anything because it’s practical rube, lol, but that’s just me!

    • @lightinthefield
      @lightinthefield ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@deathmaiden I saw it the same way lol! I saw it like, "I put thought into my things. You do not, and that's why you're so unkempt" type of thing haha

    • @Pieza_De_Queso
      @Pieza_De_Queso ปีที่แล้ว +28

      To me it just sounds like shes praising herself on having good taste. Nothing more. Shes plainly mean and rude, just interacting with us, which she deems lesser than her, to feel good about herself.
      Basically using us to cover up for being a trashy person - that way others think better things of her and she doesnt feel bad about being…well, a bad person.

  • @ameliabedelia8878
    @ameliabedelia8878 ปีที่แล้ว +1074

    The “put down the blistex or I’m calling the cops” has me wheezing

    • @childofthecosmos888
      @childofthecosmos888 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No the facial expressions were fucking hysterical omg I had to watch it twice

    • @ladyi9178
      @ladyi9178 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What is a blistex? I think in my country it's something else. Pls explain 😅

    • @chocolateameri
      @chocolateameri ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ladyi9178 it’s a brand that makes lip balm

    • @ladyi9178
      @ladyi9178 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@chocolateameri thank you 😊❤

    • @swc5271
      @swc5271 หลายเดือนก่อน

      i was looking for this comment omg im dead 😭

  • @SilentVoidTreeShop
    @SilentVoidTreeShop ปีที่แล้ว +416

    fun fact the detangling spray she used is a green apple scented childrens detangler. i know this because i have the same one LMAO and i agree it works like butter

    • @crystalgriffins1640
      @crystalgriffins1640 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED! I thought it was crazy no one was saying anything about it, I found it so funny!

    • @pnggirl1019
      @pnggirl1019 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I scanned for this type of comment! I als have that, and chuckled when I saw it. 😌

    • @EchoStarcast
      @EchoStarcast 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I used to use that ALL THE TIME when I was younger as a dancer, best thing to help make hairsprayed hair easier to work with 😂

  • @KarolinaZebrowska
    @KarolinaZebrowska ปีที่แล้ว +869

    "BB Cream... wtf?" this made me laugh so hard omg :D I love your mean girl role plays, being insulted by you is an absolute pleasure 😂 ❤

    • @bendmymind486
      @bendmymind486 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, that one got me too.... burst out laughing & kinda woke my husband up.... definitely saving this vid for when I need a laugh again

  • @zachil2561
    @zachil2561 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Love how judgmental she was about Pantene as she used Suave Kids detangling spray.🤣

    • @TheHibiscus
      @TheHibiscus ปีที่แล้ว +27

      hey, i mean, if it works it works

  • @savannahweldon7607
    @savannahweldon7607 ปีที่แล้ว +2255

    She's spoiling us y'alllll. Two uploads in 17 hours?? Legend behavior honestly. And the way she embodies the role is just ✨perfect

    • @selenetorres3242
      @selenetorres3242 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I LOVE YOU PROFILE PIC ITS BIANNA FROM KEEPER OF THE LOST CITIESSS

    • @quoththeraven5137
      @quoththeraven5137 ปีที่แล้ว

      Biana!!

    • @savannahweldon7607
      @savannahweldon7607 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol yep. 13-year old me decided she was me in a book series so she's stuck as my pfp ever since

    • @wordswordswords8203
      @wordswordswords8203 ปีที่แล้ว

      maybe she's mean?

    • @miabella09
      @miabella09 ปีที่แล้ว

      literally

  • @danielledavignon6573
    @danielledavignon6573 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    the “yeah i chose it for a reason” gets me every time

  • @zachar_
    @zachar_ ปีที่แล้ว +713

    She’s definitely the mean little sister of the celebrity assistant

    • @lethersing5909
      @lethersing5909 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Evil twin!!! 😂❤️❤️❤️

    • @asurafire5386
      @asurafire5386 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah she’s the mean one who always helps out anyway. Like the definition of a helpful mean girl who says mean things to appear powerful as a defense mechanism.

    • @sarahellis6025
      @sarahellis6025 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oooh yeah in one of the role plays she rings her sister has a go at her and is like you're lucky you're my sister

  • @TopazRubyQueen
    @TopazRubyQueen ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Discovering that I can preview all the best jokes in the comments section and then I enjoy them when they come up but can still be sleepy is actually pretty great, thanks y'all 😴 Erin the combination of your writing and your delivery/acting is so good 😭

  • @ladyofrillwater
    @ladyofrillwater ปีที่แล้ว +3017

    I love that even the "mean" RP is still like... kind? Not nice, but kind. Because she goes out of her way for you and even compliments you; backhanded compliments, sure, but she didn't have to invite you, didn't have to deliberately invite you early, and didn't have to do so so that she could lavish you with personal attention.

    • @denkoumasato
      @denkoumasato ปีที่แล้ว +260

      And she still asked for permission to touch our hair lol

    • @songweretson
      @songweretson ปีที่แล้ว +461

      Honey… those are frighteningly low standards. Are you okay??

    • @silverdrag0n_
      @silverdrag0n_ ปีที่แล้ว

      @@songweretson this is what being bullied in school does to a mfer

    • @ladyofrillwater
      @ladyofrillwater ปีที่แล้ว +78

      @@songweretson eh

    • @burrito2526
      @burrito2526 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It just sounds like the negatives outweigh the positives here lmao, she’s mean period.

  • @sealswimswim354
    @sealswimswim354 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    She loves our eyes. 🥺 “Mother Theresa, but hot,” was not the ending I expected, but the laughter relaxed me all the same.

    • @user-sn5uw7it5u
      @user-sn5uw7it5u ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It would fit the armadillo description too

    • @starcre9338
      @starcre9338 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      it’s actually a reference to her first mean girl videos!!! if you liked this one i’d recommend checking those out, but be aware they’re a lot more… ridiculous & crazy than this one, to say the least

    • @wemki_
      @wemki_ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@starcre9338 YES I was wondering if someone else caught that!!! god those were my everything back in the day 💙 even in 2017 nobody was doing it like her

  • @RachASMR
    @RachASMR ปีที่แล้ว +968

    I love how well you play this role. It never feels like “acting”. You just become the character. You could totally be a on screen actress.

    • @Lollakuk
      @Lollakuk ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get rid of those fillers and tone down that makeup a bit.

    • @waffels2901
      @waffels2901 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@Lollakuk bro what

    • @Purpie_Slurpie
      @Purpie_Slurpie ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Lollakuk no u

    • @wanderingbelle7
      @wanderingbelle7 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@Lollakuk She’s gorgeous. Calm down.

    • @Dan_55
      @Dan_55 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Lollakuk dude you're literally in the comments of her videos creeping on her stfu you absolute trog

  • @MyrddintheWizard
    @MyrddintheWizard ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Take notes everyone: even the mean girl asks for consent before touching our hair.

  • @marlie6398
    @marlie6398 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "PUT THE BLISTEX DOWN OR I'M CALLING THE COPS." I'M CRYINGG

  • @emmawest7772
    @emmawest7772 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    7:35 “That your pathetic little strands have never seen in their lives” LMAFOOOOOOO she is hilarious. Bursted out laughing, too real

  • @hushedhollyasmr
    @hushedhollyasmr ปีที่แล้ว +946

    omg the opening line "oh my god, i totally forgot you were even here, that's crazy" sent me right away 😭😂

    • @nosferat-ew
      @nosferat-ew ปีที่แล้ว +32

      the “that’s crazy” is really just perfection 😂

    • @hushedhollyasmr
      @hushedhollyasmr ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nosferat-ew could not agree more 😂

  • @kaileyspechtcline4527
    @kaileyspechtcline4527 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Erin, could you pretty please consider making a follow up video to “the girl in the back of the class plays with your hair”? That is my comfort video and I watch it almost nightly. 😅 I thought this was going to be the Easter makeover but this ain’t the same character. You and my favorite and I thank you for your service!

    • @ameliamay1781
      @ameliamay1781 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omg the Easter makeover 😭😭 pls

    • @peanut7920
      @peanut7920 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr i would love the Easter makeover!!!

  • @ninapritzlchristensen8075
    @ninapritzlchristensen8075 ปีที่แล้ว +864

    "Okay grandma. They remind you of the great depression or something?" was the line that finally got me. Gosh, that was a relaxing and hilarious 20 minutes. Thank you 😂🥰

  • @bunhuii
    @bunhuii ปีที่แล้ว +34

    “bb cream? what the fuck” has gotta be in the top 10 favorite things i’ve heard in asmr

  • @sunsglow
    @sunsglow ปีที่แล้ว +518

    as someone who just got home from band practice who plays clarinet...... this hit a LITTLE too close to home😭😭

    • @brewster09
      @brewster09 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you smell like a gymnasium too??lol

    • @xmidnightx1240
      @xmidnightx1240 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Literally same. I felt so attacked 😂😂

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DONT LET HER THROW AWAY YOUR BLISTEX!

    • @coffeebean4091
      @coffeebean4091 ปีที่แล้ว

      There’s two of you now

  • @pitabowlterrier1193
    @pitabowlterrier1193 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    This is the girl who was moved from Valley Girl's crush list to her hit list

  • @Emjay_Music
    @Emjay_Music ปีที่แล้ว +391

    I LOVE THIS CHARACTER! All in favor to have her return say “EW” 💅

  • @collectivelykris
    @collectivelykris ปีที่แล้ว +441

    *✨Timestamps✨*
    0:00 - Sponsorship Ad
    1:30 - Start, Phone tapping, unintelligible whispering
    1:48 - soft-spoken intro
    2:56 - “Your hair looks like trash.. is it okay if I touch it?” Whispering, brushing
    3:26 - “You came right here form band practice? Eww~!” soft-spoken, brushing through hair
    3:46 - up close whispering
    3:57 - “You’re actually pretty cute! In, like, a weird kinda way.. Like an armadillo”
    4:40 - up close whispering
    5:18 - spraying you with cloud
    5:45 - detangling spray
    6:11 - brush sounds, brushing, soft-spoken chat, whispering
    7:18 - hair oil reading, tapping, spraying, whispering
    8:30 - styling your hair, repetitive whispering
    9:09 - makeup bags tapping, taking things out, rummaging around (idk lmao), reading
    10:35 - “We’re gonna moisturize you up, nice and good, because your skin texture is like asphalt.” Whispering, mouth sounds, covering the camera
    12:05 - Foundation-whispering, mouth sounds, covering the camera
    12:50 - up close whispering, hand movements
    13:20 - applying blush, repetitive whispering, brushing/covering the camera, soft-speaking
    13:45 - taking about crushes a bit
    14:50 - whispering, applying eyeshadow? ¯\​_(ツ)_/¯ I don’t do makeup lmao
    15:28 - soft-spoken talk about the importance of mascara, brushing through hair
    15:46 - “If I saw a bear lunging towards me, I’d take the time between then and my mauling to apply a fresh coat.”
    16:00 - applying mascara, repeating “blink,” repetitive movements
    16:35 - “>:0! *Put down the blistex, or I’m calling the cops”*
    16:44 - lipstick
    17:30 - soft-spoken talking, brushing through hair
    17:40 - showing you your new outfit, scratching and tapping surface of it
    18:48 - phone tapping, unintelligible whispering, brushing through hair
    20:10 - “You look pretty good, actually!” Outro, greatest ending line ever
    This is my first time making a list of timestamps- it took a lil while, but I liked rewatching the video :)
    Anyways, this is something I saw from someone else a few days ago and I really liked it, here’s a blank screen for you:
    Have a great rest of your day/night!

    • @Riverr5
      @Riverr5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thank you very much for your effort❤

    • @echoing202
      @echoing202 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Thank you so much for the timestamps and blank space!

    • @balesshippolova
      @balesshippolova ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What's the blank part for?

    • @minajones8341
      @minajones8341 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you!

    • @milagroscabrera5304
      @milagroscabrera5304 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      the blank space was so slay thank you sm

  • @elliel.5915
    @elliel.5915 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    THE ROAST OVER THE CLEAR MASCARA 😭😭 erin you're killing me

  • @lavender_garden8042
    @lavender_garden8042 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    The whole video had me thinking “Mean Girls” Cady Heron if she never really gave up the sassy, popular girl personality! And you look so much like her, it’s insane. Another great video, thank you! 🌙
    Edit: The “I never really do this” sold it, this is TOO GOOD.

    • @senni_luvssu615
      @senni_luvssu615 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was thinking the exact same thing too! This is like if Cady became the new Regina😭

    • @lavender_garden8042
      @lavender_garden8042 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@senni_luvssu615 Exactly! Goodnight Moon encompasses this so much in the video (in a very good way)

    • @pyromaniac709
      @pyromaniac709 ปีที่แล้ว

      But cady didnt had friends

    • @robotzombie4754
      @robotzombie4754 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cady never managed to be popular and having people serving her like regina had

    • @senni_luvssu615
      @senni_luvssu615 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robotzombie4754 that’s true, but in the end Regina also gave up her popularity in a way-so Cady could have become the new Regina if ever

  • @Evergreencreatures
    @Evergreencreatures ปีที่แล้ว +92

    The fear and confusion you can sense and see when she asks "is this... drugstore makeup?" cracks me up AND fascinates me every time.
    Erin you're incredible! ❤😂

  • @fetishighzer1391
    @fetishighzer1391 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    My head cannon: this is the girl that the nice girl playing with our hair had a crush on but had been moved to her hitlist for saying someone should be embarrassed for coming to school without makeup on. Idk just a cool connection

    • @scriblorb
      @scriblorb ปีที่แล้ว +16

      OMG THIS IS GONNA BE MY HEADCANON NOW TOO

    • @plantlover3741
      @plantlover3741 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      damn we’re just handing out notes like candy then

    • @cococoffee2305
      @cococoffee2305 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg Claire yes

  • @TakaraoftheElves
    @TakaraoftheElves ปีที่แล้ว +313

    There's something so simultaneously wholesome and catty about being groomed to perfection by a highschool 'Mean Girl'. 😂💋
    Also, Erin's voice falling to a (shy?) whisper when she dropped a rare F-bomb was so adorable.

    • @spins_jj9820
      @spins_jj9820 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When was the f

    • @natoman123
      @natoman123 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rare unless you watch anything she does that isn't asmr

    • @GreyBladeRover
      @GreyBladeRover ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@natoman123
      *Cough* Twitch Streams *Cough.*

    • @wonderhoy.spirit
      @wonderhoy.spirit ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@spins_jj9820 during the beginning of the makeup segment, when she was showcasing ‘our’ makeup stuff

    • @TurboMufasa
      @TurboMufasa ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@spins_jj9820 9:38

  • @sagethebun
    @sagethebun 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    please tell me i'm not the only person that pictures us as the weird girl that's obsessed with you in these videos, but in her weird girl vids, i picture us as the mean girl

    • @aimeelies
      @aimeelies 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Genius

  • @wilbo422
    @wilbo422 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    Getting called good girl by Erin is everything

    • @ughwaa106
      @ughwaa106 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      then she said 'wow, cute'

    • @brattyz
      @brattyz ปีที่แล้ว +11

      timestamp…

    • @NotJustBriana
      @NotJustBriana ปีที่แล้ว +39

      When she said, "Good girl, hand it over," I just... 🥴

    • @Ivy3h
      @Ivy3h ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@brattyz 9:06 🙃

    • @faunasicygirl5896
      @faunasicygirl5896 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I love how she sneaks those “good girl”s in these videos, she knows what she’s doing 😭

  • @L.O.V.E.CaratStay
    @L.O.V.E.CaratStay ปีที่แล้ว +142

    I love how we’re not even friends and she still calls us “babe” 😂 I hope we’re besties by the end of this

  • @daria.1
    @daria.1 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    “Bb cream what the fuck?” iconic

  • @CeaselessWatcher01
    @CeaselessWatcher01 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “What do you play, Clarinet or something”
    Me, who played Clarinet: 💀

  • @ltsora6276
    @ltsora6276 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "i feel like mother teresa but hot" is literally legendary comedic dialogue you could have told me that line was from mean girls and i would have believed you

  • @solomiyapendiuk4407
    @solomiyapendiuk4407 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Girl, I haven't feel so bullied for like a decade... Please do that again, it was fantastic!

  • @ASMRArtofSound
    @ASMRArtofSound ปีที่แล้ว +103

    This laid back soft spoken voice of a mean/valley girl of yours is such a tingle gem 💎

  • @fetishighzer1391
    @fetishighzer1391 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    9:48 “blistex? You’re gonna give me an aneurism” 💀💀💀

    • @EmpathicPerson
      @EmpathicPerson ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would you please share the details about that, lady/sir?

  • @RachASMR
    @RachASMR ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Ahh you’re SO CLOSE to 1 million supporters!!!!! I am so HAPPY and excited for you. You’re such a hard worker, abs have helped so many people with what you do. You deserve the world.

  • @alexgeodyssee
    @alexgeodyssee ปีที่แล้ว +77

    I love that she's so mean but at the end, she prepared a matching outfit for us 🥺

  • @taylorbond1492
    @taylorbond1492 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    all the dialogue is just so funny im in tears 😭

  • @katie-vq4op
    @katie-vq4op ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Beyond all of the other hilarious points in the script- "it's giving Nosferatu" killed me

  • @HaleyJeanASMR
    @HaleyJeanASMR ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “ive got enough cloud to make a crowd scatter” IM SCREAMING

  • @seetri_dusk
    @seetri_dusk ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "Put down the blistex or I'm calling the cops" goes straight on the list of my favourite one-liners from these videos :DD

  • @elmendea
    @elmendea ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Headcanon time: this is Claire who the cute Valley Girl in history class moved from her Crush List to her Hit List for being mean about Maddie not coming to school with makeup. Plot twist: you're Maddie and she's trying to make up (ha!) for it, in her own little way. (Claire's also trying out personal growth. Can't fault her for trying.)

    • @loading7496
      @loading7496 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yesss

    • @molliesmith556
      @molliesmith556 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe she's trying o get off the hit list and back onto the crush list😳😳😳

  • @synesthesia.aesthetic
    @synesthesia.aesthetic ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Good girl"
    *sapphic blushing*😳

  • @RVAMotorsports
    @RVAMotorsports ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Erin, your script writing is awesome! I not only love the ASMR aspect of what you do but THE CHARACTERS you develop are great!

  • @milorbilly
    @milorbilly ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I feel like it could totally become a love-hate friendship. Like roasting us and blunt but still oddly attached and touching.
    Have a good day!

  • @materiagirl2479
    @materiagirl2479 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    “Because it’s giving very much Nosferatu” is taking me OUT 😭

  • @CRESCENTII1968
    @CRESCENTII1968 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Like an armadillo..."
    This is so f king funny that there is no way I could ever use it to sleep.

  • @SYNTHSTRUMENTALS
    @SYNTHSTRUMENTALS ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I laughed several times throughout, but was also relaxed. Outstanding writing and acting!

  • @canadianjaneoriginal
    @canadianjaneoriginal ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Hi Erin. After years of watching you, my favourite bit in videos comes down to your soothing voice. Can you make a long video, just storytelling? reading creepy stories? I would loop it every night to sleep to! 🙏❤️

  • @Ellie_A_B_C
    @Ellie_A_B_C ปีที่แล้ว +40

    10:28 “Cute right? Yeah I chose it for a reason.” That’s so cutting I’m 😭😭 lmfao

    • @Miss.Elaineous
      @Miss.Elaineous ปีที่แล้ว

      Yet somehow that was the tingliest part!

  • @asmrsoftie
    @asmrsoftie ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man, the title got me so anxious and then the vid is just *chef's kiss
    Erin knows just what we need to get us to sleep snugly and feeling safe and loved

  • @camiischneiider93
    @camiischneiider93 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Girl your hAIR omg i love it. The length, the color, the waves, the glow!!!!!! Beautiful

  • @abigailwschwarz8906
    @abigailwschwarz8906 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    We definitely need more of the "mean (but mostly honest) friend" role plays. Sometimes mean friend role plays stress me out or make me feel anxious, but this was very enjoyable and relaxing.

  • @kristinanderson2928
    @kristinanderson2928 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I feel like Mother Theresa, but hot"
    I. Am. Deceased. 🤣😂🤣🤣

  • @Thesupernatyural
    @Thesupernatyural ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The nose ring helps give your nose a subtly different shape and makes you look like a whole new person without much effort!

  • @ericnordmeyer9609
    @ericnordmeyer9609 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This is everything. It's like a solid 6.5. I'm serious.

  • @Pencilshaving
    @Pencilshaving 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    This video made “I’ve got enough cloud to make a crowd scatter” part of my daily vocabulary

  • @compassionateone5564
    @compassionateone5564 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    THE QUEEN IS BACK TO PUT US TO SLEEP!❤️✨

    • @thetaaaa
      @thetaaaa ปีที่แล้ว +6

      My elderly dog when his favourite vet clinician comes in with the euthanasia

    • @kenle2
      @kenle2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thetaaaa
      In the immortal words of Bruce Banner:
      "Well that's... horrible."

  • @ahistoric_gamer9716
    @ahistoric_gamer9716 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Come on people, let’s get this gem of a human being to one million. She deserves it for all of her work ❤

  • @emi_g1024
    @emi_g1024 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    “Good girl. Hand it over. Wow this is really ugly” took me OUT

  • @Darksoul-bt9ww
    @Darksoul-bt9ww ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Let’s make a petition to get Erin to 1M subs ASAP👊🏻🥰

  • @itsjazminlu
    @itsjazminlu ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “put down the blistex or i’m calling the cops” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jerryharris6342
    @jerryharris6342 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Great video, Erin. Cordelia from Buffy the Vampire Slayer vibes, my favorite character from the show.

  • @Dioxazine_Stars
    @Dioxazine_Stars ปีที่แล้ว +11

    It’s giving “I have a crush on you so I’m going to be mean to you but also find ways to spend more time together”

  • @RoseOfTheValley13
    @RoseOfTheValley13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I just finished watching the sand video, and then this notification popped up. Perfect timing!

  • @skye1367
    @skye1367 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “bella swan vibes, cute but slightly off putting” little does she know to me that’s a compliment of the highest esteem bc my personal style is almost entirely based on her

  • @Mattened
    @Mattened ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "You're kinda cute, in a weird way...like an armadillo". Haha

  • @EijiAndAsh
    @EijiAndAsh ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You might have been using Nair"
    "Well i- wow I have no comeback for that" was my genine reaction, I love responding to asmr rps under my breath but like that truly left me speechless

  • @sepiaswirl
    @sepiaswirl ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “Put down the Blistex or I’m calling the cops” took me OUT 😂😂😂😂 the fact that I have one on me at all times too I’m howling

    • @hackdude6899
      @hackdude6899 ปีที่แล้ว

      Definitely one of the best moments LOL!

  • @robinavarin3693
    @robinavarin3693 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this video unironically comforts me, idk it just makes me feel safe somehow lol

  • @hannahjones65
    @hannahjones65 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    also if no one will talk abt how she is STUNNING with a nose ring i willll!

  • @jadyndenys7736
    @jadyndenys7736 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    As a 16 year old boy, who for some reason likes makeup, this is fun.

  • @CandyCitty
    @CandyCitty ปีที่แล้ว +25

    03:28 The way she says *Eww* but with a good tone and smile like she said ‘Aww’ is just so funny to me😹
    And 03:35 *I’ve got enough Cloud to make a crowd scatter* I DIED HAHAH, idk why that was so funny to me, also the way you said it so smoothly like Nothing was just like satisfying hahah, you’re so fkn funny Erin, I usually don’t like the whole ‘being mean to you’ asmr thing but you did it like funny and still somewhat nice-ish haha, Love the video, like every other one you have, you Never disappoint and that, plus just You and your whole vibe, is only a few of the many reasons I Love you, your channel and that I’m Actually able to fall asleep even tho I have extreme sleeping problems and not even meds work most of the time._. Thank you So so much Erin for existing and doing such amazing videos that helps and calms so many, me included🙏🏽❤️ you’re an Angel🥰❤️

  • @bunnywavyxx9524
    @bunnywavyxx9524 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Her tone is so sweet but she's being so mean 😭 it's comforting but offensive at the same time lol

  • @sweetlistenings3324
    @sweetlistenings3324 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Somebody give this woman her own show or a part in a movie. I really enjoyed this.

  • @KandiQTC
    @KandiQTC ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This is almost funny since we all know how nice she actually is! lol Plus, speaks to the deep-rooted desire of us all to be liked by the 'mean girl' a la Mean Girls and have a makeover montage a la Princess Diaries lol

  • @harper6516
    @harper6516 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I love how she's not even being mean to us, she's just very very blunt with her words that can hit home lmao. But i really enjoy how erin fits into the character perfectly and act a completely different persona. Tysm erin!!!

  • @Tipsy_Turby
    @Tipsy_Turby ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Oml you're acting is amazing. Your delivery, body language and just the way you portray your character is astonishing! Great work!

  • @marchm-p9485
    @marchm-p9485 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    PLEASE touch my trash hair. I am absolutely begging you.

    • @EmpathicPerson
      @EmpathicPerson ปีที่แล้ว

      Werde kahl. Sei im Stil der Zukunft.

  • @happyotter13
    @happyotter13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I’ve never laughed so hard at an ASMR video before - especially when she compared us to an armadillo