My best friend growing up was Jewish, and I remember once during his grandma making all of these traditional Jewish foods as her Hanukah gift to the family. He invited me over, and I overheard his mom go, "Ma, the camps are in the past, I think we can eat something with flavor."
yeah Ashkenazi dishes like this are very much eastern european/ Russian foods that are made for winter and poverty. Gelatinous cold creamy fish is straight up russian food. The good jewish food (Delicatessen stuff) is more from the German side
@@angry_zergling Here in Poland it's called "ćwikła" - boiled beets mixed with horseradish. It's a staple during holidays, either Christmas or Easter. Goes well with cold cuts and eggs
This easily sounds like something Adam Sandler would play as in a movie where he's the Jewish grandmother meeting the new grand daughter in law for the first time
I found a Jewish cookbook from 1890 in my grandmas' storage unit. The first random page I flipped to, and the first thing on that page, was sheep brain stew. I closed it.
Never let an Indian handle your food. Only American Indians can be chefs if you go to India and eat you definitely had your food touched by a left hand. They have a saying “right hands for eating, left hands for cleaning”
@@phoney2627 Plenty of people. My mother makes it for Passover every year and it's absolutely delicious. She makes everything homemade except, of course, the matzoh meal.
@@arielzadok1432 a large amount of Jewish peoples had to form in to insular communities all across Europe to avoid discrimination That along with the fact that Judaism has its own rules around food means that ofc Jewish food is a thing And of course it’s from all over the place because they were Jewish communities from France to To Pakistan
I like to think he wasn't breaking character at the end, the grandma herself has just been conditioned throughout her life to think that gagging is an integral part of every meal
Yeah that's the European Jewish side try the Middle Eastern Jewish side so much better LOL ;-). To be fair both have their pluses but the European side is considered more bland where the Middle Eastern side is full of flavor.
@@nussknacker9827yes, it’s disgusting. I always hated the food at certain events. There’s good things too that our families make but at like community things all the food was like this usually 🤮
And even back in the 90s, white people were saying kimchi and gochujang were the "nastiest shit" they've ever seen and now everyone and his six year old niece is crazy about that stuff.
I swear, Sephardi and Mizrahi Jews have the savory dishes on lockdown, Ashkenazi have the sweets. I need there to be a giant Shabbat where everyone brings something. I feel like there'd be so many sweets, challah, latkes, and matzo ball soups from the Ashkenazis, but one of those fuckers would bring gefilte fish 💀. they're not invited to the next one
@johnnyrocket1685 I mean, it definitely helps if what goes into the mouth actually tastes good. Don't want it looking and smelling the same going in as it does coming out ya know
I love this, watch it over and over and send to everyone I know! I am part AJ but have never had any of the Jewish foods with exception of pickled fish. The fish in cream sauce seems to cross many ethnicities, my hubby is Swedish and loves it.😂😂
“Finally, something palatable that won’t burn my delicate little baby tongue!” -brits😂 Edit: Damn bro some brits got upset by my joke and tried to start a debate with me under a comedy sketch, that’s pretty sad. Edit2: They’re still going, damn dude I really set them off. 😂 whoopsie!
As a Jew I'm offended you're quite right. We do have a some good ones though like hamantaschen, latkes, brisket, matzo ball soup, and all the Jewish deli stuff.
you’re all laughing but i went to poland to visit my family for the first time last christmas and honest to god i was served a bowl of straight mayonnaise with some peas floating on top. at four pm.
My school had a literary unit on the Old Testament, and so we knew what Passover was supposed to be like our teacher brought horseradish for us to try and my friend immediately went, “yeah that tastes like slavery”
To me, who loves spicy food, horseradish on its own tastes like spicy mustard that got syphilis. Pretty sure my nosehairs no longer exist after I ate it for the first time. It goes great on corned beef/pastrami sandwiches, though. Not TOO much, though.
Ashkenazi Jewish food is mostly flavorless pickled/gelatinized fish, animal fat, and cheap vegetables (cabbage, carrots, etc) without any flavor because Ashkenazi Jews were the jewish people who lived in Europe for centuries and were heavily persecuted and isolated and in extreme poverty, and they didn’t have the money or resources for fresh food, quality food, quality cooking methods, spices, etc. But ashkenazi jews are only one sub-ethnicity of jews and are not representative of all jews
I looked that salmon up, and that sounds lovely and like a refined version of what I'd put together as a comfort meal. I grew up with a Siciliian Greek father figure who taught me how to cook, so fish, olive oil, Mediterranean spices are all firmly staples in my cooking, I'm surprised how familiar the recipes I found just now were.
@@DuchDudeJews like to claim things they had no part in making as their own. They've been doing it in the middle east, North Africa and Europe for thousands of years.
@@SomaIipirate lady, I don't know who the hell you think you are, but my grandma was born and breed Moroccan she lived on cuscus and hraime and spenje. And even after her family were forced to leave Morocco after things got violent with the jews she and her family continued to hold ages long traditions and food from where they came - don't tell me what is or isn't my food!
It's an accurate way of how Jews talk. Like how Japanese people will leave out the subject of a sentence, Jews will frequently create a double sentence by putting the subject last and continuing from there. It's a very unique cadence.
@@sonyblank1487 it's funny because I am an American that lived in Japan for 8 years and I didn't even know Japanese people did that because Japanese is impossible to learn
@ryanpowers7083 if you've never been interested in language then of course it'll seem weird and impossible, but it's mainly about learning sentence structure. People who don't care about learning languages aren't gonna be aware of how to learn a language
@@Shnitzel_Affewhite people deserts are def fire but mexicans got the best everything bro then after Mexicans its asians and after them its carribean people then black people
@@NukaColaKris yeah bro no…..mexicans are mexican fam……..white is not even a real thing bro thats a term of status in America lol i know you thought you were smart but white isn’t a race( theres no such thing as race ) and white people dont cook mexican food mexican food and spanish food not even the same as Mexican. Mexican food got tortillas and shit
@@_DaMan_ can you guys not bring Palestine into ANYTHING jewish related? also, this collective use of "you" referred to "all ashkenazi jews indiscriminately" is racist af
@@yoyo777OMG as a Spaniard that is soo interesting because a long time ago many of us also held that standard, seeing fish as a poor people’s food rather than curated meat. It is sooo cool to see how many cultural similarities still uphold from when Sephardics were in Sepharad…
Well yeah, thats why isrealies act like the actual palestinians by stealing there food and clothes and calling it theres becuase they cant stand whats really theres@@zitools
@@sarar.1932 I realized after I asked it was stupid to ask TH-cam so I googled it. My whole life I only saw white horseradish.... I didn't know it was also sold in beet juice.
Is this a Necromancy channel? How'd he bring my Grandma out of the grave? I just made her Ladke recipe for dinner, with the sauerkraut cream and apple butter made from mealy macintosh and "warm spices" ( cinnamon stick, mace, nutmeg, and clove). Fried in schmaltz, that was like a trip back 30 years to my childhood. Must have summoned her spirit in this video.
I watch this over and over😂. I am part AJ but never knew any family or traditional cooking. My husband is Swedish and eats jars of pickled herring in cream sauce! Perfect!
Agree. I moved two hours east of LA to a smallish town and I MISS the food tbh. The cravings for Matzoh Ball soup, challah and other good bread, latkes, brisket, good lox 🫠🤤 are REAL lol. Palm Springs is the closest place I can get any now and it’s an hour away.
I'm a black man and used to work for some Jewish people who usually offered me to try some of their food, believe me it wasn't bad at all,, you just had to not look at it much, but I liked a lot of it and am glad now that I had the opportunity to try it. I still eat lox and lox cheese
As a person who is half Ashkenaz and half Sephardic, I can tell you that the cuisine of the former is truly the "bread of affliction" lol. One of the reasons I mostly cook Cajun or southwest stuff.
This is funny, but for anyone wondering - some of the awful tasting stuff is actually intentional. Like eating bitter herbs literally as a reminder of the bitterness and tears from enslavement. We are intentionally torturing ourselves lol
@@triarii9257 At Passover, bitter herbs like horseradish are eaten with lettuce, and then on matzahs. There's sweet tasting stuff too, like apples & walnuts.
This is ASHKENAZI Jewish food. I’m half and half. Sephardic food is SO GOOD. Ashkenazi food I will admit is pretty sad overall, but I do love matzo bri and latkes!!!
@@icecream-zi7scyou eat a lot of food with family a few hours before so you can fill up.. then you fast for a whole day and have a small meal at the end
Thank you, but it was not the eve of yom kippur, it was rosh hashanah. And for yom kippur you wouldn’t say chag sameach, yom kippur is a pretty solemn day :)
My Jewish teacher in college brought Gefilte fish and horse radish on class. I was too generous with the radish and I could not stop sniveling and crying the rest of the class. That stuff is dangerous.
Yeah, horseradish can be very strong stuff; that's the main ingredient in most "wasabi" condiments (+ mustard & sometimes a little real wasabi flavoring)
Kinda like Northern Europe, fantastic bread even in germany the sweet breads are incredible but the best dishes in there are overwhelmingly the turkish ones. Same for the nordic countries, great sweets and pastries yet you can find more flavor in what they imported from italy and mexico.
oh my god the dry ass cookies 😭😭 every family gathering and whenever theres a little nosh sesh after a service theres always at least one platter of those hellspawns
@@padraigsheridan8316Bagles and Matzo Ball soup (Israel and Jews aren't the same, the Palestinian Israeli conflict is not an excuse to hate Jewish People)
he didnt even mention the joke about how god wants you to cut your infant sons penis- cause thats perfectly reasonable, it must be for something really important. Oh- you mean it was really arbitrary and a basic social branding? like how farmers brand their cattle? shocker.
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My best friend growing up was Jewish, and I remember once during his grandma making all of these traditional Jewish foods as her Hanukah gift to the family. He invited me over, and I overheard his mom go, "Ma, the camps are in the past, I think we can eat something with flavor."
GRRRRRRR!!!!!!!! RAH! RAH! LIKE A DUNGEON DRAGON
I grew up going to school with a lot of Jewish ppl in FL and damn… other than mozza balls I was struggling at those bar/bat mitzvahs lol
SHITTING BRICKS😭😭😭
@@AuntJemimaCakesThe challah bread fucking slaps though
@august6981 oh yeah, especially that honey Challah
That shudder at the end was *mint*
ya totally *rad*
yall gonna end up like Kanye watching this
they reprogramming her rn
@@eatshityoutube588 black Shaggy, but sure lol
@@BREAKCORE-DISSOCIATEyou have schizophrenia
“huhgh..”
That was the sound of a man who broke character and wanted death for real
😭
Lol
It looked so painful 😢😂
The instant regret in the dude's eyes.
Pretty sure you could hear someone else laugh in it, like a release of air
Some cultural dishes were literally just the equivalent of struggle meals
they are meals that make you struggle
Check out recipes from the 1930... Hot water with ketchup soup.
yeah Ashkenazi dishes like this are very much eastern european/ Russian foods that are made for winter and poverty. Gelatinous cold creamy fish is straight up russian food. The good jewish food (Delicatessen stuff) is more from the German side
Oh shit yeah, my country has some dishes that came from ww2 where people had to resort to cooking rotten eggs
Especially dishes that come from populations of people who have been trampled on everywhere they've been lol
The light left your eyes when you took a bite of the horse radish.
Its good with steak or lamb
I know that's just a saying but the reflection of light really did fucking LEAVE
No lies were told
I feel bad for laughing but yeah I’ve never seen light actually leave someone’s eyes until now
@@PeterKennedy-b1h Nice with a roast beef dinner too.
Ashkenazi Jewish food LMAOOO I haven’t laughed this hard in a while
Dawg are you Jewish?
As a Sephardic Jew, I can say Ashkenazi food is so depression just like there lives, while Sephardic food is more fun just like we are.
@@strangerinwhitewhat about brisket 😭
@@ramzeezthamightygodbrisket guilty gear reference
@@somethingfunny208trans reference
>"Horse radish"
>Takes bite
>Breaks character
>Cries
Look I’m Jewish I get it Horse Radish is an acquired taste
@@connorcohen7258 forced by bubbe😂
Horseradish WITH red beets mind you
@@bgggsht Oh is that what it was? I thought it was like cranberry sauce he was using as a stand-in prop.
@@angry_zergling Here in Poland it's called "ćwikła" - boiled beets mixed with horseradish. It's a staple during holidays, either Christmas or Easter. Goes well with cold cuts and eggs
This easily sounds like something Adam Sandler would play as in a movie where he's the Jewish grandmother meeting the new grand daughter in law for the first time
Is that cuz he's Jewish? 😂
I found a Jewish cookbook from 1890 in my grandmas' storage unit.
The first random page I flipped to, and the first thing on that page, was sheep brain stew.
I closed it.
Didn't want to start baaing and eating grass lol
Prion stew, gotta love it 😋
just eat the god damn pig like everyone else lmao
Please share with us what it said
I really wonder why some of their food is nasty
"Slice of warm carrot" got me for some reason 😂😂😂
But actually was the most disgusting part
That AND “ don’t forget to add the cottage cheese” for me.
@@SRHisntSilent i know. Its not even a cooked carrot. It just warm 😂😂😂😂😂
Because it's so fucking accurate
@@buringplumbranches nah it’s usually cooked and super soft.
Schtippenbipkis had me wheezing, as the child of a New York City Jew, the relatability poured out of this video.
@@user-uq9ez7bf4xyou didn't try hard enough to spell "too"
I didn't even think Schtippenbipkis was a real thing people ate.
@@jamiecriggs5257
It’s not. But it’s a very good parody.
Super relatable, luckily my mom also makes brisket on Passover because I never liked that ish😂
you mean Jew York
“The driest crumbliest cookies”
“A gelatinous fish log”
An accurate description of every Passover dinner
@@YohaBog2024 Been there, done that, had the stomach pains 😂😂😂
Those cookies are chometz though
“This is the bread of poverty” *points to matzah*
@@AmethystEyes We call it the bread of poverty because it's so expensive that if you buy it, you will fall into poverty
@@AmethystEyesmelt butter on it and add a bit of salt and it’s quite good
I feel like this food is what you get when you mathematically invert Indian food.
All the spices > none of the spices
Complex texture > gag worthy texture
All the nutrition > fish?
Poop > Pickled fish
Poop Curry > Fish jello
Poop Masala > Fish?
@@ScoopthemoopoopD...do you eat poop??
@@Scoopthemoopoop racism > ban
Never let an Indian handle your food. Only American Indians can be chefs if you go to India and eat you definitely had your food touched by a left hand. They have a saying “right hands for eating, left hands for cleaning”
My man went through the five stages of grief when he ate that
He sure did
There was no acceptance there💀💀💀
All at once
@@xxeroc he accepted it was too late 😂😂😂
Npc comment
I don't miss my ex wife, but I do miss her family. Her aunt's matza ball soup genuinely tasted like love in a bowl.
It... uh... comes in a box 😅 it always tastes like that
@@ellebell9139do you think all cakes come in cake mix boxes? Matzo ball soup had to start somewhere 😂
@@ellebell9139Do you think no one ever makes matza ball soup from scratch?
@@phoney2627 Plenty of people. My mother makes it for Passover every year and it's absolutely delicious. She makes everything homemade except, of course, the matzoh meal.
pipe her and get the recipe
The smile never left your face but the light left your eyes.
I love how you could see the actual confusion and concern in the first clip like he was about to break character 😂
personally I enjoyed watching his genuine suffering while eating the horseradish
He was HOLDING BACKKK lmaooo
what do you mean about to he full on broke lol
It's not confusion, that stuff is spicy as sht hes trying not to cry
I laugh at “schtipenbipkis” like a maniac every time
Dawg how did you find out how to spell that
I'M SO GLAD I'm not the only one 😂😂
Thats offensive and not true... Actually as a Jewish i can tell you we don't have our own food... Its just foods from different places
@@arielzadok1432 a large amount of Jewish peoples had to form in to insular communities all across Europe to avoid discrimination
That along with the fact that Judaism has its own rules around food means that ofc Jewish food is a thing
And of course it’s from all over the place because they were Jewish communities from France to To Pakistan
@arielZadok that sucks video is still funny
Shout out to my Jewish grandpa who ate an entire glob of wasabi with no reaction
WHAT 😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Im trying so hard not to wake up my husband laughing at this comment
@@trashdanartsWasabi has a similar taste to Horse Radish
He was that deprived!? Lol.
jewish grandpas eat the nastiest things😂😂
“Shpippin bibkus” fucking kills me every time
I'm Jewish and this is completely, horribly accurate
Not to be rude, but anyone who cooks like this needs Jesus
@@lukevovakes3826😭🙏
@@lukevovakes3826 ashkenazim would greatly benafit from finding jesus and also a cooking class
@@lukevovakes3826ironically literally cuz they got him executed for blasphemy
The mesiah shall come
The jewish Gordom Ramsey is near@@lukevovakes3826
If that's real horseradish, you're brave af
horseradish aint red though, also it goes mild pretty quickly if you leave it out
@@florianlang6212 in my country we make it with beets, so it's red and consistency looked similar
Horseradish can be a number of colors. A local sandwich shop has a cranberry horseradish near me. Looks a lot like that.
By his reaction, it's most likely real
@@OneHellOfASandwichGood lord. Cranberry and horseradish?! That sounds like something you would put together as a kid and dare your friend to try. 🤢🤮
I like to think he wasn't breaking character at the end, the grandma herself has just been conditioned throughout her life to think that gagging is an integral part of every meal
Best comment by far. I guess to intelligent for the masses.
Yeah that's the European Jewish side try the Middle Eastern Jewish side so much better LOL ;-). To be fair both have their pluses but the European side is considered more bland where the Middle Eastern side is full of flavor.
I hate how whenever people think of "Jews", they'd only think of ASHKENAZI Jews
@@shirleymaemattthews4862so arab food that taste shitty
“It tastes like chalk” 😂😂😂😂
or how my booby used to say: "it tastes like a fantastic source of rich calcium...mMHM...yess..."
I was looking for this comment 😂
Choawk
I have had these cookies 😂😅
Susie from deltarune: Lemme have some.
As a Jew, Im laughing my ass off! Too true, too perfect
Not surprised Jewish food isn't that great. You guys don't have a good track record with ovens
As another Jew I can confirm it’s tru
As a jew, I’m not actually a jew
Did this kind of food really exist?
@@nussknacker9827yes, it’s disgusting. I always hated the food at certain events. There’s good things too that our families make but at like community things all the food was like this usually 🤮
Their latkes and challah bread were too damn delicious so they had to balance it out with some of the nastiest shit you’ve ever seen.
REAL 😔
I’m Jewish and this is so real
And even back in the 90s, white people were saying kimchi and gochujang were the "nastiest shit" they've ever seen and now everyone and his six year old niece is crazy about that stuff.
I would absolutely effing kill for some good chocolate bread right now… Maybe I could fucking hold it down!
I swear, Sephardi and Mizrahi Jews have the savory dishes on lockdown, Ashkenazi have the sweets.
I need there to be a giant Shabbat where everyone brings something. I feel like there'd be so many sweets, challah, latkes, and matzo ball soups from the Ashkenazis, but one of those fuckers would bring gefilte fish 💀. they're not invited to the next one
Dude, those cookies somehow always slap though! When bubbie can't cook but loves you 😂
There’s a reason my family skips right to the brisket lol
And this time y'all aren't the brisket
@@saturnzrose😂
My Bubbie makes FIRE banana bread and Jewish apple cake and Matzah balls and soup
Exactly
@@MDestroyerXwhat an amazing 3 things you can eat along with everyone else
My Jewish grandmother passed away in 2021 so I have to make my own Jewish shlop now😔
god forbid you have ti make your own Shpipinbipkis
@johnnyrocket1685 I mean, it definitely helps if what goes into the mouth actually tastes good. Don't want it looking and smelling the same going in as it does coming out ya know
@johnnyrocket168540 whole years and we couldn’t come up with any better recipes 🫢
@johnnyrocket1685 Eat trash, just don't speak itm
@@dynomite463 I have enough problems pronouncing it, let alone making it 😂😂😂
I love this, watch it over and over and send to everyone I know! I am part AJ but have never had any of the Jewish foods with exception of pickled fish. The fish in cream sauce seems to cross many ethnicities, my hubby is Swedish and loves it.😂😂
I mean they can’t all be bangers. You invent the bagel and then where the hell do you even go from there? You already slayed.
Got that one hit wonder going on 🤣
Lox, pastrami, challah, brisket,rugelach, babka, latke, knishes are not such bad inventions either.
You have a good point actually
Too true.
@@eduardodifarnecio2336seth rogan and Larry David and pragerU
The only people who saw British food and said "Oh yeah check this shit out"
Hahahahahahahaha so funny 😐
“Finally, something palatable that won’t burn my delicate little baby tongue!”
-brits😂
Edit: Damn bro some brits got upset by my joke and tried to start a debate with me under a comedy sketch, that’s pretty sad.
Edit2: They’re still going, damn dude I really set them off. 😂 whoopsie!
@@iamnooneiamnoone3591
We all think so too 😂😂
It's worse then British food
@@oll708 You have identified the joke
“covered in a thin film” got me bro i can’t stop laughing 😭
the only skin allowed, is on top of that- whatever it was.
As a Jew I'm offended you're quite right. We do have a some good ones though like hamantaschen, latkes, brisket, matzo ball soup, and all the Jewish deli stuff.
Nah don’t be forgetting kugel it’s soooo good
Ashkenazi food is really like this 90% of the time and then that 10% it hits ungodly hard
then again that 10% is mostly stolen from the germans so, eh.
Agreed lmao
The amount likes on this comment, 109… interesting 🤔
Lol memories 😂😂😂
Agreed.... Challah, latkes, hamentaschen, matzo ball soup all go incredibly hard. The rest of it though 😒
you’re all laughing but i went to poland to visit my family for the first time last christmas and honest to god i was served a bowl of straight mayonnaise with some peas floating on top. at four pm.
How is your family alive lmao
That would be the trauma
You made me hungry now. I love that salad.
As someone from poland, born and raised, we dont claim these people.
@@mikowhytho They’re not originally from Poland, anyway, so you’re good.
He was about to start laughing on the first bit. The way he said “chalk” too 😂
"Stibbled bilbkish" 😂😂😂
“Chooawk”
The tri-state area “squawk”. Chocolate, dog, talk.
@@leonardticsay8046
And the classic coffee.
@@Circuitssmithoff
The singular slice of carrot got me
Bro took a mean spoon of Horseradish at the end. Thats dedication ma dude. Goddamn bro.
That's to kill all the bacteria in your stomach from the rest of the food
You could see in his eyes the regret and pain.
That bite of horseradish killed me then brought me back 3 days later
🤔😂🤣😭 that one got me
Let me guess you were crucified and stoned?
Same! 😂 he committed to the bit 🤣
Meorav yerushalmi, horseradish, cheese blintzes, dried fruit compote, matzo brei, lekach, passover sponge cake, pickled green peppers, Mohn kichel , pastrami and corned beef, sable romanian tenderloin, silan,tzimmes, sufganiyot 🇮🇱
Dislike because of the brought me back 3 days later
My school had a literary unit on the Old Testament, and so we knew what Passover was supposed to be like our teacher brought horseradish for us to try and my friend immediately went, “yeah that tastes like slavery”
that's hilarious lmaooo
I’m Jewish and I love Horse radish we put it on everything but it’s definitely and acquired taste for sure
@@connorcohen7258let me guess you guys are all bankers too?
To quote Ralph Wiggam from The Simpsons "It tastes like burning" it is spicy but not even in a good way like mustard or hot peppers.
To me, who loves spicy food, horseradish on its own tastes like spicy mustard that got syphilis. Pretty sure my nosehairs no longer exist after I ate it for the first time. It goes great on corned beef/pastrami sandwiches, though. Not TOO much, though.
I can’t believe how dedicated you are for that last piece proud of you 👏🏼
The shudder he does at the end, I laughed and felt bad for him.
"You've nevah hadth gefILTE!?" - the mouth downturn of surprise/disgust 😂
I’m Jewish and even I have no idea why we eat that stuff lol it’s nasty
The boiled or baked loaf stuff he had is actually really good. The jarred and canned is usually not great.
“And for dessert- we have the driest, crumbliest cookies- they taste like CHAUWWK” 😂😂😂
The emphasis on chalk was hilarious.
The food during kiddish on Saturday
Those cookies are super waxy because they don't use butter so they remain dairy-free or pareve.
I'm obsessed by the way grandma says "film" and "chalk" ❤
After eating mana in the desert for 40 years they must have completely destroyed their tastebuds...
Rawr- i Think i fell in love w u over Reading your humor
HAHAHA!
@@GalacticCerealboxWhat in the world 😨
Ashkenazi Jewish food is mostly flavorless pickled/gelatinized fish, animal fat, and cheap vegetables (cabbage, carrots, etc) without any flavor because Ashkenazi Jews were the jewish people who lived in Europe for centuries and were heavily persecuted and isolated and in extreme poverty, and they didn’t have the money or resources for fresh food, quality food, quality cooking methods, spices, etc.
But ashkenazi jews are only one sub-ethnicity of jews and are not representative of all jews
@@GalacticCerealboxI’m gonna go get my bleach, see ya.
As an Ashki Jew this is so true. A lot of our food is weird, although there are exceptions. My favorite dish is Sefardi, Moroccan Salmon
I looked that salmon up, and that sounds lovely and like a refined version of what I'd put together as a comfort meal.
I grew up with a Siciliian Greek father figure who taught me how to cook, so fish, olive oil, Mediterranean spices are all firmly staples in my cooking, I'm surprised how familiar the recipes I found just now were.
Wait, does Moroccan food count as Ashkenazi?? Thought that it's Mizrahi food, you know, like cuscus or hraime
@@DuchDudeJews like to claim things they had no part in making as their own. They've been doing it in the middle east, North Africa and Europe for thousands of years.
Moroccan? That’s not ur food
@@SomaIipirate lady, I don't know who the hell you think you are, but my grandma was born and breed Moroccan she lived on cuscus and hraime and spenje. And even after her family were forced to leave Morocco after things got violent with the jews she and her family continued to hold ages long traditions and food from where they came - don't tell me what is or isn't my food!
I love how there was no pause when he said "it takes like chalk". He was just like "the driest, crumbliest cookies taste like chalk."
It's an accurate way of how Jews talk. Like how Japanese people will leave out the subject of a sentence, Jews will frequently create a double sentence by putting the subject last and continuing from there.
It's a very unique cadence.
Ah, the Yiddish Semicolon; For when you come up with a better way to say what you’re saying before you’ve finished saying it the first way.
@@sonyblank1487 it's funny because I am an American that lived in Japan for 8 years and I didn't even know Japanese people did that because Japanese is impossible to learn
@ryanpowers7083 if you've never been interested in language then of course it'll seem weird and impossible, but it's mainly about learning sentence structure.
People who don't care about learning languages aren't gonna be aware of how to learn a language
What?? Nuh uh!!
that poor person sitting on the couch so used to your shenanigans they just ignoring you! lol!
“Horse radish…oh, ehhh.” I felt that one 😂
Honest reaction, no acting at the end. Lol
🥺🥺🤮
Top 10 Times actor weren't acting:
"Tastes like chauulk" 💀
That line killed me
“CREAM SAUWSE”
“Tastes like chawwwkkk”
💀
"SPIPINBIPKIS!!!"
I am Jewish and I can concur this is all accurate
"We truly are the chosen people" fucking dead💀💀💀
literally
@johnnyrocket1685believe it or not guys l, this guy is actually Jewish spreading the Christian faith.
@johnnyrocket1685 Jesus christ is a false messiah. He is boiling in his excrement in hell.
@johnnyrocket1685 F jesus, dude was a massive narcissist. 😂
He really stuck it in and twisted 😂
The “we truly are the chosen people” got me
If this is the metric we are using, I think Nigerians are the chosen, their food is the bomb
@@kaziered Mexicans:
@@Shnitzel_Affewhite people deserts are def fire but mexicans got the best everything bro then after
Mexicans its asians and after them its carribean people then black people
@WarrensWorld112 Mexican food is pretty much Spanish food, and Spaniards are white. As well as most Mexicans being white or heavily mixed with it.
@@NukaColaKris yeah bro no…..mexicans are mexican fam……..white is not even a real thing bro thats a term of status in America lol i know you thought you were smart but white isn’t a race( theres no such thing as race ) and white people dont cook mexican food mexican food and spanish food not even the same as Mexican. Mexican food got tortillas and shit
The little shake of regret after chowing down a whole spoon of horseradish. Amazing dedication to the craft
Yep. A whole spoonful has got to be.... Intense.
You don't just eat horseradish. You add it to other dishes to add flavor they lack.
man if i wouldnt know the guy making skits i would absolutely believe that he was a grandma
Jewish. We got Einstein but couldn’t figure out how to make a decent meal
You should try Sephradic and Mizrahi Jews food
@@agenri1 I'm familiar. but still, the ashkenazim are bringing down our reputation
@@agenri1Isn’t that just “arabic but you can’t do sour cream with meat”?
Is that why you guys resorted to stealing Palestinian dishes ?
@@_DaMan_ can you guys not bring Palestine into ANYTHING jewish related? also, this collective use of "you" referred to "all ashkenazi jews indiscriminately" is racist af
Mizrahi food: *laughs in 76% vegetarian*
Sephardic food: *laughs in spicy sardines and pescado frito*
Ashkenazi food: *we got fish goop with w a r m c a r r o t*
And picadilllllo
German jews got the best food tho
Odd to say after what happend.@@endergamer7483
its funny because my Sephardic side of the family hates fish and sees it as poor people food.
@@yoyo777OMG as a Spaniard that is soo interesting because a long time ago many of us also held that standard, seeing fish as a poor people’s food rather than curated meat. It is sooo cool to see how many cultural similarities still uphold from when Sephardics were in Sepharad…
“bubbies famous… SPIPINGIPIHS!!”
Why he didn't made that the last, I'm rolling 😂😂😂 if it is a real name, let me know.
You never had any SPIPIGIPIHS?!" Its taste is amazing. (compared to gulag slob)
Bubbie not mummie it means grandmother in Yiddish
SPIPINGIPIHS!!"
I don’t know whether the fact it came from a deli tin makes it better or worse
Do more Jewish grandma!!! 💯 I came to see my mom and she was wrapped up like Bubbie in a sHnow storm 😅 at that point I had to show her this 😂
I was adopted into a Jewish family and let me tell you fam, going from soul food to this was a major shock.
Thats just child cruelty tbh.
praying for you man
Wait a minute. This is all real?
Well yeah, thats why isrealies act like the actual palestinians by stealing there food and clothes and calling it theres becuase they cant stand whats really theres@@zitools
I would have been ousted by the house by the end of the week.
I mean..he really did nail those cookies tho.
Cmon tho those cookies did hit different
The whole spoon of horseradish! True commitment.
Where is horseradish red?
@ders972 Sometimes it is dyed with beet juice- for the ~color~
@@sarar.1932 I realized after I asked it was stupid to ask TH-cam so I googled it. My whole life I only saw white horseradish.... I didn't know it was also sold in beet juice.
the little gags killed me😭
@@ders972 There is a normal person in youtube replies?!
i saw this for this first time this morning and i cant stop saying "Shtippinbipkis" all day
It's been several months, I'm still saying it
His dedication to eating a whole spoon full of horse radish and then regretting it is what's funny
His poor poor nose there’s no coming back from that😢😂
That was probably the most paletable thing in the whole video! If I had to eat a spoonful of any of that, Id pick the HR too!
@@michalena8695 his nose and brain are on fire to this very day.
That's a TRUE SINUS OPENER!!
@@GMCLabsover cottage cheese? Really???
I was wheezing by the end of this. So freaking accurate.
Is this a Necromancy channel? How'd he bring my Grandma out of the grave? I just made her Ladke recipe for dinner, with the sauerkraut cream and apple butter made from mealy macintosh and "warm spices" ( cinnamon stick, mace, nutmeg, and clove). Fried in schmaltz, that was like a trip back 30 years to my childhood. Must have summoned her spirit in this video.
I think you might’ve performed a seance
Blood libel?
You made those words up didn’t you?😂
@Roxijodone looking like a banana in pajamas lawyer
@hassetjifrebro8222 blood libel look it up over 109 nations.
Ashkenazi Jew here- I’ve never felt so seen
Never felt luckier to be Sephardic
666 tho?
@@K-newborn quite literally just my lucky number
Oh yeah, you guys have amazing cuisine. Your people pretty much mastered the art of frying.
That's basically just telling me you've never had kreplach without directly saying that you've never had kreplach.
@@K-newbornI thought numbers in @ is random ?
I'm not Jewish, but matzo ball soup slaps, though.
As a Jew yes it does
It don't get much better than some good mahtza
I like mozzerella yes
I saw that one Sims!
As a Jew I used to love it but I don’t anymore
I'm missing my Bubbeh's chalky cookies.
Mine always made cake ❤
Chalky cookies are the best with a good cup of tea.
i miss the "shut up while we're at church" pocket candies that always taste like someone is trying to strangle a butterscotch down my throat.
I watch this over and over😂. I am part AJ but never knew any family or traditional cooking. My husband is Swedish and eats jars of pickled herring in cream sauce! Perfect!
sometimes jewish food is like this and then sometimes it’s the most mouthwateringly perfect bread you’ve ever eaten in your entire life (challah)
Agree. I moved two hours east of LA to a smallish town and I MISS the food tbh. The cravings for Matzoh Ball soup, challah and other good bread, latkes, brisket, good lox 🫠🤤 are REAL lol. Palm Springs is the closest place I can get any now and it’s an hour away.
And Jewish Deli food is peak East Coast Americana
the best thing you could think of is...bread.
@@michaelswiggart5673literally just bread.
I’d be more surprised if they COULD fuck up bread
I'm a black man and used to work for some Jewish people who usually offered me to try some of their food, believe me it wasn't bad at all,, you just had to not look at it much, but I liked a lot of it and am glad now that I had the opportunity to try it. I still eat lox and lox cheese
I go to this one Jewish deli exclusively for the bagels, lox, and the literal 6 pickles that come with every meal
I’m dying at “you just had to not look at it much” 😂
Bagels with lox is the best thing to ever exist
Bagels and lox goes so hard in the morning
LOX CHEESE 😭
"HORSERADISH!" gave me legit flashbacks.
As a person who is half Ashkenaz and half Sephardic, I can tell you that the cuisine of the former is truly the "bread of affliction" lol. One of the reasons I mostly cook Cajun or southwest stuff.
Eastern European food be like-
Nah, we have better options. It's the Eastern European *JEWS* who had to eat scraps of the table and cover it in chicken fat.
that's where it comes from
nah eastern european food is potato cabbage carrot and tap water soup
@@idrinkgasoline72 and Borsht
@@idrinkgasoline72 its called “schi” by the way
Bro got the 1916 trench warfare experience with that horseradish💀
And he looks like he’s getting flashbacks to the trenches too.
Man's almost broke character at the beginning and had me dying 😂
Yeah. Him trying not to laugh at the ridiculousness has me pulling a rib. 😂😂😂
This is my favorite TH-cam short of all time 😂
>Schtipinbibkis
>Gfvildi
>Cottage cheese
>Stew
>Horseradish
Truly a classic home cooked meal
it is gefilte
Make sure there no khamas hiding in there 😂
@@Uchiha-Sasuke779 yeah, idk why zionists pronounce it like that.
This is funny, but for anyone wondering - some of the awful tasting stuff is actually intentional. Like eating bitter herbs literally as a reminder of the bitterness and tears from enslavement. We are intentionally torturing ourselves lol
Gotta dip it in the salt water 😋
Why did they do this? Why couldn't we just go the soul food route?
@e.alexander1869 what does that do to the herbs? And how do you eat it?
@@triarii9257
At Passover, bitter herbs like horseradish are eaten with lettuce, and then on matzahs. There's sweet tasting stuff too, like apples & walnuts.
Y'all're more dramatic than the Catholics goddamn.
I used to worked at a deli owned by a jewish person and I gotta say the desserts/pastries were top notch. I miss eating an almond hamantashen
ugh- middle east is not known for deserts or sweets. Try Belgium or Denmark the place where flour grows.
@@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3you think they don't eat desert in the middle east?? 🤣 that's like great grandpa level racist wtf is wrong with you
@@CircmcisionIsChi1dAbus3Middle East does have good desserts too though.. this is coming from a Swede. Different doesn’t mean bad
Yuummmm
@@toxicperson8936exactly!
This is ASHKENAZI Jewish food. I’m half and half. Sephardic food is SO GOOD. Ashkenazi food I will admit is pretty sad overall, but I do love matzo bri and latkes!!!
This hit my feed at the perfect time- the eve of Yom Kippur for my Jewish friends. Chag sameach 💜💜💜
Yum smegma
Chag sameach
… Yom Kippour is a Fast though. You can’t eat.
@@icecream-zi7scyou eat a lot of food with family a few hours before so you can fill up.. then you fast for a whole day and have a small meal at the end
Thank you, but it was not the eve of yom kippur, it was rosh hashanah. And for yom kippur you wouldn’t say chag sameach, yom kippur is a pretty solemn day :)
My Jewish teacher in college brought Gefilte fish and horse radish on class. I was too generous with the radish and I could not stop sniveling and crying the rest of the class. That stuff is dangerous.
yeah but some gefilte fish is so genuinely inedible that you need to drown it in horseradish so you dont gag while eating it
Yeah, horseradish can be very strong stuff; that's the main ingredient in most "wasabi" condiments (+ mustard & sometimes a little real wasabi flavoring)
As a jewish person, the horseradish was painfully accurate 💀
Especially at Passover Sedar 😭
❤
what does your profile pic mean? 🤨
Free Palestine🇵🇸>💩🇮🇱
But séfarade food is amazing though ❤
I get 90’s Sandler vibes from this and I’m loving it.
All I know is I live near a Jewish bakery and the bread and pastries are amazing
Meorav yerushalmi, horseradish, cheese blintzes, dried fruit compote, matzo brei, lekach, passover sponge cake, pickled green peppers, Mohn kichel , pastrami and corned beef, sable romanian tenderloin, silan,tzimmes, sufganiyot 🇮🇱
And..
That's what the jews want you to think, after they steal the recepies from another culture
That's the highlight of Ashkenazi cuisine, challah, bagels and hamantaschen
As long as you stick to the bakery section you're pretty much good
@@MusicismoreImportantstolen
Kinda like Northern Europe, fantastic bread even in germany the sweet breads are incredible but the best dishes in there are overwhelmingly the turkish ones. Same for the nordic countries, great sweets and pastries yet you can find more flavor in what they imported from italy and mexico.
I like how not even Grandma can defend the cookies, just admits they taste like chalk.
Coconut macaroons go hard tho
Man I know it was for the skit but watching you rawdog a mouth full of horshradish made even me die inside a little 😂
You can tell my mans was holding back tears 😂
oh my god the dry ass cookies 😭😭 every family gathering and whenever theres a little nosh sesh after a service theres always at least one platter of those hellspawns
???
At this point, I just eat them to be polite
Even Judaism opposes transgenderism lol. Despite how many rabbi's say it doesn't, the word of God does not support your kind.
The Yiddish accent is really funny to me
יא איז משוגנע😂
Yiddish + Brooklyn accent hybrid
It’s one of those accents that’s funny in an endearing way
The commitment to that horse radish my man bless you’re heart
i was promised this slop 5 billion years ago
As a Jewish person this is scarily accurate
Jew food is disgusting. Palestinian food is delicious. 🇵🇸
@@padraigsheridan8316Bagles and Matzo Ball soup (Israel and Jews aren't the same, the Palestinian Israeli conflict is not an excuse to hate Jewish People)
@@padraigsheridan8316Jewish Moroccan food is better than both
Except for when y’all are trying to eradicate a whole race of people. Then you hijack their land, and food and call it “1sraeli” 😂
he didnt even mention the joke about how god wants you to cut your infant sons penis- cause thats perfectly reasonable, it must be for something really important.
Oh- you mean it was really arbitrary and a basic social branding? like how farmers brand their cattle? shocker.
Ok I've been on the fence about subscribing but watching you eat that horse radish earned you a sub, the dedication is amazing.
😂 same here. Watching him choke it down made me laugh until I cried.