Guys, HERE is The TRUE Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
I love it when old dead channels suddenly produce something awesome again. Really makes me happy knowing creativity isn’t dead. Long live the Cleveland videos!
ESPN bossman: "Okay guys, the MLB all-star game is in Cleveland next season, and we need to come up with promotional material. Any suggestions?" ESPN man: "Do you guys remember that Cleveland tourism video from years ago?"
This update is like an old buddy from the war shows up on my doorstep 60 years after we left the service and lost touch. I wanna hug-cry this video for a solid 60-90 seconds before we sit on a porch together, sip Arnold Palmers and talk about where life took both of us.
@@TheRepublicofChad This fear of gentrification is wholly unfounded Several economists have shown how standard of living improved for even if you don't own the land/business with all the money/investments coming in, creating more job opportunities for locals maybe even decide where to live/rent optimally etc.
Former Clevelander. Moved away years ago when no jobs could be found (1976). This video is spot on accurate for the Best Location in the Nation. But at least it's not Detroit!
Went to Detroit last month, first time there since 2009, got to say I was impressed. People were friendly bars were great & I felt safe, outside of downtown might be different, but I really enjoyed it there.
I have a feeling that ESPN contacted these guys to say, "Ok we want you to keep the spirit of your videos, but... it's ESPN" And they're like "Say no more..." Perfectly done
Hey! You know what, I live in Detroit! After watching these videos with all of this slander about my city, I’ve come to say that I absolutely agree please carry on with your day.
He did a fantastic job balancing the accurate roast of the city with enough civility towards it compared to the previous ones. Had to be TV friendly and positive-ish. He sure did that.
Jokes aside, it truly is amazing how far this guy's come. He started out making silly internet videos, and then years later, he's doing the same thing, but for local TV. Not the instant viral success story that makes headlines, but still legitimate success. Mike Polk is a true legend. 🙏
I’m in Cleveland right now, and I looked up the first two videos in honor of that, only to find this one! I’m glad. I don’t live here but I love the vibes of this place. Birds and trains and skaters and rust and buildings and clear skies
I like to think that you original scathing videos of Cleveland helped usher in a new era for the whole city. You sir, are a city treasurer and should be thanked DAILY.
We were talking about going to a work convention in Cleveland, so of course I had to show everyone the toursim videos. And the amount of pure joy I felt when I saw there was now a 3rd video...just absolutely made my week.
Lyrics: Fun Times in Clevleland some more! (New Cleveland!) Welcome to new Cleveland town everyone No river fires for over 50 years Our hearts are swelling with pride and plus corned beef We all wear T-Shirts to prove we like living here This Building's no longer haunted by sadness We win a title about every century We now have more breweries than citizens We put up signs to remind us where we live We added bars and we legalized gambling Now we're like Vegas but cold ten months a year Welcome to Cleveland you Major League all-stars spend all your money and have fun while you're here It could be worse, you could be in Detroit! Still not Detroit!
My God, this is Nashville. Honestly, I didn't know Cleveland was the same way. Do y'all have "Native" shirts too? New hipster nicknames for neighborhoods/communities? IPA's? Scooters? Barn wood EVERYTHING? Bandwagon fans?
Caleb Hatcher two similar cities, yet very different in aspects (such as music). No barnwood here, although the tallest timber building in the US is being constructed here? Mainly the revival of old neighbourhoods in some ways (and longtime residents aren’t always very happy about that for whatever reason). Places that used to be known as crime-ridden springing to life.
San Diego is this. Well, the county ad a whole. We've always been medium hip/trendy but we leaned the fuck into it. We're gentrified and hipster with more breweries than people and cutesy shops all over downtown
My child told me about Ohio memes and I know it's because of your videos, which are older than said child. I had to show him your old vids and I got to saw this one! And I just subbed!
In all 3 videos you still see the trains carrying jobs out of Cleveland
And crippling depression.
@@joannomos6620 Cleveland's #1 Export for over 40 years!
Well the train in this one was going into Cleveland 🤷🏼♂️
Well that's always going on
Ok good it's still not Detroit
Best trilogy of all time
change my mind
Feels disconnected since Mayor Kylo killed that promising c-plot with State Representative Snoke and Sheriff Hux.
uhhhh, this is the 4th one good sir
Bro who are you you are literally every where that I watch
I can't wait for the fourth installment ten years later, where Cleveland has become a Utopian city and the entire rest of the U.S. resembles Detroit.
New Cleveland's economy is now based on this guy making a new tourism video once per decade.
Now it’s based on baker mayfield
@@keondaley8276 and now it’s based on a serial groper who whips his dick out during every massage
Nonono, "this guy" is the guy you see on the street
@@keondaley8276 And now DeShaun Watson and his lawsuits. 🤣
@@thebrokenglasskids5196 And now Darius.
I like how it's still making fun of Cleveland even though it's more optimistic.
@Maintenance Renegade The latter.
@@caeert2962 Always the latter.
@Maintenance Renegade It could be worse! You could be in Detroit! STILL NOT DETROIT!
@Maintenance Renegade or Detroit
The optimism is strained.
“This building’s no longer haunted by sadness.”
Browns:Actually,
"I'm about to restart this man's whole career"
Yeeeeeah
At least you're not Cincinnati.
Yessssss..... but may be no
@@RandomDudeNumber Cleveland kicked Cincinnati's butt again today.
I wanna know how many DUIs the guy has now. 😂
I mean at least 2 isn't inaccurate
Don Beck probably eight
His last known location was East Cleveland
@@breakingbacon658 hope he didn't slow down
Adam Hunt damn... he never had a chance
"Our economy's now based on Baker Mayfield."
And Odell Beckham, Jr. And Yasiel Puig, if he sticks around.
@@continentalrcinglg And Jarvis Landry, if he sticks around.
@@h.m.325 And Nick Chubb... if he sticks around
And myles garrett if he keeps beefing up
Guys, HERE is The TRUE Savior
YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
But can I still buy a house for the price of a VCR?
Considering how the prices of VCRs have gone up... the answer is still YES.
Come over to Maple heights, you can. And I'm on the "good" side ha ha ha!!
More like DVD players
Easily
Lol so L3-6ron being in Los Angeles actually favored Cleveland.
But the big question remains
What’s running Cleveland’s economy now that Lebron James is gone
Baker Mayfield
Baker
Baker Mayfield
Breweries?
The Hellmouth hinted at in Buffy The Vampire Slayer.
I knew being subscribed to this channel would pay off eventually
my feelings exactly
Lmao
Yeah, I subscribed to this channel when I was in high school back in like 2011?
The odd thing about Mike Polk is that he had spread his content across multiple youtube channels
I love it when old dead channels suddenly produce something awesome again. Really makes me happy knowing creativity isn’t dead. Long live the Cleveland videos!
ESPN bossman: "Okay guys, the MLB all-star game is in Cleveland next season, and we need to come up with promotional material. Any suggestions?"
ESPN man: "Do you guys remember that Cleveland tourism video from years ago?"
TheHuskyK9 lol
"Done. Give that man a raise!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@ketanhein he was cooking.
I love the line, “now we’re like Vegas, but cold ten months a year!” Lmao
It’s like Miami except with terrible weather.
So basically it's Atlantic city.
It's always sunny in Cleveland.
Summers are fantastic there, though.
@@nevergivingup3434 *never sunny
I like how despite Cleveland being improved, there's a definite undercurrent of sarcasm and cynicism.
Cleveland still sucks, everywhere outside downtown is trash.
You understand Northeast Ohioans in general, now. We wrote the book on sarcasm and cynicism.
There's lots of things to do outside of downtown. Lakewood, Tremont, University Circle, Coventry, etc.
You just defined Cleveland culture, so yes.
@@TheRepublicofChad downtown is garbage too
This update is like an old buddy from the war shows up on my doorstep 60 years after we left the service and lost touch. I wanna hug-cry this video for a solid 60-90 seconds before we sit on a porch together, sip Arnold Palmers and talk about where life took both of us.
Something you need to talk about man?
it's even worse. it's like you finally meet your old war buddy again and you only speak for one minute and then he dies.
Nowhere cause you're still in Cleveland
@@PrincessNine No I'm not. JFC, did that go over your head.
@@dicesummoner4729 suspicoulsy
"This building no longer hunted by sadness."
2019-20: That aged horrifically!
2020-21: That aged perfectly!
And it's back to ironic.
@@coreylineberry8557it cycles
It is again because somehow Joe Flacco got the Browns to the playoffs.
now it's haunted by a serial sexual predator
The wait was worth it.
"We now have more breweries than citizens"
Wait did they steal that from Leuven?
I've often found myself wondering how Cleveland has changed over the years. Now I no longer have to wonder.
I mean it's not like you were going to go there and find out, thank god
Lmao
"This building's no longer haunted by sadness!"
2019, in which that building is once more haunted by sadness
ZF12 The main export is still crippling depression
Still haunted in 2020
@@thomascollins5622 their 8-3 dude
@@andrewputnam2717 ... it was a 'Rona joke
@@thomascollins5622 oh
"Our hearts are swelling with pride and plus corned beef"
My sides
Are they full of corned beef tho?
The lord's light shone upon us today.
STILL NOT DETROIT!
Urinatingtree would be proud.
Pandemic: erm, I can help with that
*In Morgan Freeman inflection
After all these years.... the legend returns, to grace us one last time.
Don't worry, hell be back with an update sometime in the next decade
Based on the fact that this one is from 2019 and the first two were in 2009 i suspect 2029?
It took years but finally we have more!
His first video in 3 years.
So this is the euphoric feeling Clevelanders feel during one of the three and a half days of sunshine.
Recorded at gunpoint to make sure he stays positive
Must've been in East Cleveland
Oh HELL yeah new Cleveland song!
I still get this stuck in my head daily.
I'm glad that things are getting better.
Hey, if you’re at the bottom, the only paths are up
@@casacara they weren’t at the bottom tho
They aren’t Detroit
I never realized that he was also the mastermind behind the factory of sadness.
Tbh this made me feel all warm and fuzzy. The city really has come a long way since the first two videos were released.
Truth!
It's still bad, they just gentrified the downtown and left the rest of the city to rot.
Atleast we are still not detroit
@@TheRepublicofChad that’s how every city tries to improve is by gentrification.
@@TheRepublicofChad This fear of gentrification is wholly unfounded
Several economists have shown how standard of living improved for even if you don't own the land/business
with all the money/investments coming in, creating more job opportunities for locals
maybe even decide where to live/rent optimally etc.
For an early TH-camr, I’m very impressed this guy landed a solid job without fading into internet obscurity.
AND THEY SAID I WAS A MADMAN FOR STAYING SUBBED! A MADMAAAN!
It could be worse, you could be subbed to Detroit! Subbed to Detroit!
The line between genius and insanity is measured only by success.
If I can ever make it out of Detroit, I'd love to come visit and see both of your buildings.
The fact that this was played on national television 😂😂
i hope whoever was watching got a good laugh out of it
This is strange, out of nowhere nowhere I watched the original two videos, and now 11 hours ago an updated one. nice lol
The 29 dislikes must be people who live in Detroit.
Half of the buildings in Detroit are abandoned it's a ghost town there, and I've been there it's not as close as nice as Cleveland
Well both cities are disasters but Cleveland is slightly less of a disaster
@Mister JMH and the debates were held in Cleveland in 2016
@Mister JMH Cleveland is being made over and Cleveland as a whole is way nicer than Detroit
Mister JMH booming? Do you mean by how many gunshots are fired through the whole city.
I'm from exciting Dayton Ohio.
Ohio. If you're happy here, you'll be happy anywhere!
You got that right.
From Cincinnati, can confirm this applies to our entire state
Former Clevelander. Moved away years ago when no jobs could be found (1976). This video is spot on accurate for the Best Location in the Nation. But at least it's not Detroit!
Went to Detroit last month, first time there since 2009, got to say I was impressed. People were friendly bars were great & I felt safe, outside of downtown might be different, but I really enjoyed it there.
I like how he picked one of the 3 sunny days a year to record the video this time lol
He managed to make three of the same video, without getting stale or being less funny. Bravo.
HE HAS RETURNED
See you guys in 2029 when the next one comes out!
And Cleveland will still be better than Detroit
"this building is no longer filled with sadness"
*OH YEAH BUDDY*
Playoff game today at 8:15. Albeit in Pittsburgh, but still...
Fun isn't something one considers when living in Cleveland, but this... does put a smile on my face.
I was just showing a friend the original videos from a decade ago, because she's on work assignment - and you bless us with this out of nowhere?!
I have a feeling that ESPN contacted these guys to say, "Ok we want you to keep the spirit of your videos, but... it's ESPN"
And they're like "Say no more..."
Perfectly done
just no cursing or really contentious issues and he's good. Luckily being a depressed, fading relic of the past is the #1 export of ESPN.
Hey! You know what, I live in Detroit! After watching these videos with all of this slander about my city, I’ve come to say that I absolutely agree please carry on with your day.
*(Quietly likes)*
“Now were like Vegas but cold ten months a year” the most accurate description I’ve ever heard of Cleveland
I love the fact he got to dunk on Detroit while on national television
The river has caught Fire for 14th time a month ago.
He did a fantastic job balancing the accurate roast of the city with enough civility towards it compared to the previous ones. Had to be TV friendly and positive-ish. He sure did that.
Jokes aside, it truly is amazing how far this guy's come. He started out making silly internet videos, and then years later, he's doing the same thing, but for local TV. Not the instant viral success story that makes headlines, but still legitimate success. Mike Polk is a true legend. 🙏
In 2029, we need another update. This needs to be a once-in-a-decade occurrence.
Cleveland's main exports over the years:
1.) Jobs
2.) Crippling depression
3.) Cleveland tourism videos
..."we now have more breweries than citizens"... love it. Go to Pittsburgh and suddenly "distilleries" everywhere.
This will be at #1 trending!
YAS, your Cleveland songs are life changing!!
Never clicked on a video faster.
Never thought I’d see the trilogy completed. So glad that it happened.
I knew there was a reason I suddenly started singing this song again.
Me too
I’m in Cleveland right now, and I looked up the first two videos in honor of that, only to find this one! I’m glad. I don’t live here but I love the vibes of this place. Birds and trains and skaters and rust and buildings and clear skies
Holy shit, its the sequel we didn't expect.
And hey! It's still not Detroit.
I like how they picked the 1 sunny day a year to film alot of this to make it look less depressing
THE LORD OF CLEVELAND RETURNS
The fact that this was debuted on broadcast television is absolutely hilarious
City went from being able to see the sun three times a year to being cold ten months a year. Such improvement
This was easily the best part of the All-Star break and it isn’t even close. Not even the epic Vlad Jr./Joc duel in the Home Run Derby could top this.
Thank goodness for th he Cleveland sign otherwise I'd be so lost
Still can't breath after the 'looks like a scooby doo ghost town' line the his orignal version of this. Funny because it was true.
Having lived in Cleveland for 15 years these videos bring me much joy.
That guy is still using that payphone.
I'm sold!
I'm visiting Cleveland on my next trip... And I'm not even joking.
Lol saw this yesterday on ESPN just as good the OGs
good job on the no river fires guys
Quick Question: Do I still die if I slow down in East Cleveland?
Real life experience:
I was stopped by a cop in east Cleveland and he said not to stop at stop signs but keep going if there is no other cars
Bradley Johnston damn das fucked up!!
If not, you're boner will.
I cant believe I missed video number 3! Love all of them.
Detroit: Am i a joke to you?
Mike Polk Jr: Yes
Good one !!
"still not detroit" will always be the best
Just now seeing this updated Cleveland Tourism vid. The other 2 were hilarious. This one did not disappoint either! :)
This return is on par with lebrons return
I like how the video is far nicer to Cleveland yet still brutal, albeit more subtle
I was watching the Cleveland videos earlier before seeing this! Great to see it revived!
10 years was worth the wait
I like to think that you original scathing videos of Cleveland helped usher in a new era for the whole city. You sir, are a city treasurer and should be thanked DAILY.
Well, this was a nice surprise!
This made me want to visit Detroit.
You should actually it’s pretty nice and it’s not as bad as you would guess
0:36 Look, it's the train carrying jobs out of Cleveland.
We were talking about going to a work convention in Cleveland, so of course I had to show everyone the toursim videos. And the amount of pure joy I felt when I saw there was now a 3rd video...just absolutely made my week.
Bravo, I still sing the 2 first ones aloud sometimes to much laughter. Brings a smile to my face to see a new one.
Lyrics:
Fun Times in Clevleland some more!
(New Cleveland!)
Welcome to new Cleveland town everyone
No river fires for over 50 years
Our hearts are swelling with pride and plus corned beef
We all wear T-Shirts to prove we like living here
This Building's no longer haunted by sadness
We win a title about every century
We now have more breweries than citizens
We put up signs to remind us where we live
We added bars and we legalized gambling
Now we're like Vegas but cold ten months a year
Welcome to Cleveland you Major League all-stars
spend all your money and have fun while you're here
It could be worse, you could be in Detroit!
Still not Detroit!
Thank you for blessing my subscription feed with this.
I love it when content creators keep showing love to their early work. I'm from Cleveland, moved to Baltimore. Whoops.
Every USA city needs these kinds of theme songs!! DAMNIT!
I might make one for Cincinnati eventually
If I can figure out songwriting
My God, this is Nashville. Honestly, I didn't know Cleveland was the same way. Do y'all have "Native" shirts too? New hipster nicknames for neighborhoods/communities? IPA's? Scooters? Barn wood EVERYTHING? Bandwagon fans?
Caleb Hatcher two similar cities, yet very different in aspects (such as music). No barnwood here, although the tallest timber building in the US is being constructed here? Mainly the revival of old neighbourhoods in some ways (and longtime residents aren’t always very happy about that for whatever reason). Places that used to be known as crime-ridden springing to life.
@@samculver9852 are you talking about..... East Cleveland!?!?!?
San Diego is this. Well, the county ad a whole. We've always been medium hip/trendy but we leaned the fuck into it. We're gentrified and hipster with more breweries than people and cutesy shops all over downtown
You cannot understand how happy this made me
I did not know how much I needed a third one of these until I have seen it.
My child told me about Ohio memes and I know it's because of your videos, which are older than said child. I had to show him your old vids and I got to saw this one! And I just subbed!
After rewatching the original you can feel the date by the aspect ratio
THE PRODIGAL SON RETURNS
Lol I remember seeing the original ones all those years ago and my God I’m glad y’all still have the original humor xD
Im honestly glad these havent lost their charm despite the 9 year gap in between uploading them.