captain sparkles being hailed as what I can only really call the patron saint of the lifesteal server through certain shenanigans, bringing forth the White House as his trusty vehicle and guns for his allies, before inevitably sacrificing himself and falling off a kingdom was really not what I expected at all from this video but I’m certainly not complaining
I'm still in disbelief that CaptainSparklez himself not only appeared in Lifesteal, but he willingly died by re-enacting the events of Fallen Kingdom And the fact of there being TWO different elections just for presidency is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard so it vibes REALLY well with the Lifesteal SMP And Ashwagg being the definition of chaotic neutral is to be expected at this point, he has no sides. He commands ALL SIDES
I thought the answer to the question at the start of the video was “America” 😂😅 It was the intro, “This is CaptainSparklez. This is the White House. And this is a gun. You know what they have in common?” That one! ☝️
I was loosing my mind in Bacon's chat when you dropped the slander video. Fucking incredible! I havn't laughed this hard at a youtube video in a long time!
Brooo, captain sparkles?? it has been forever since I have watched his videos. I began this whole Minecraft youtuber journey with Ali-A and Captain sparkles. WOW man talk about fun memories. It's almost like seeing Kungfu panda again, ninjago, or classic scooby-doo!! Thank you Squiddo. :)
The whitehouse flying in as an airship next to Fallen Kingdom followed by biblical raptures to happen on the roof of the whitehouse during a gunfight was the hardest thing I've seen in minecraft.
I have never laughed so much at a youtube video! 100% deserved my sub, and you deserve more than the amount you have! Gonna bindge watch your videos now :3
man, every time I think I have burnout from watching mc videos, your stuff always immediately revives me. absolutely love this one, awesome job squiddo!!
the first squiddo video i ever watched was the tourist video years ago, looking back on it I'm happy I subscribed back then because I keep getting spoodn-fed amazing content like this, thank you squiddo
Bro that end was fire also rip the king captain sparkles you may have been doomed to fall at the kingdom but you will never fall in our hearts you used to rule the world.
Your sound choices make me cackle the fucking lego brick sound as the "plane" just fell is so good. And that fucking cat picture at the HELLO my god LMAo You're literally so funny Squiddo. I hope you had fun in Australia it's so awesome here!!!
I believe this is the most incomprehensible lifesteal episode I've watched, paired with getting my brain literally melted in my latest dream. This is so lore accurate rn
Ah yes my favorite minecraft series, squid kid out of her depth -> cult leader making increasingly unhinged attempts at the human instrumentality project
i watch a lifesteal smp video once a blue moon so i never have a single clue what the fuck is going on but i love every single one i watch this was hilarious
SORRY I WAS GONE FOR A MONTH I WAS BUSY BECOMING GOD
:3 ur the best god destroy theyre server with squids :D
🦆
The editing is AMAZING 😧
ITS OK
Common troubles 🙏
"nice video" - ashswag
"delete this video now" - the commissioner
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Hi
no replies yet?
lemme fix that
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Hi :)
THIS ENTIRE VIDEO FEELS LIKE SUCH A FEVER DREAM I LOVE IT BANGERRR AS ALWAYS
why the hell is kaboodle here with 33 likes
KABOODLEEE!!
TRUE
Why do you like Jupiter so much?
KABOODLEEEEEEEE
captain sparkles being hailed as what I can only really call the patron saint of the lifesteal server through certain shenanigans, bringing forth the White House as his trusty vehicle and guns for his allies, before inevitably sacrificing himself and falling off a kingdom was really not what I expected at all from this video but I’m certainly not complaining
LIGHTNING PFP
@@_jeni omg more osc fans
pov: osc invades youtube (the internet)
OMG OSC???????? WOOOOOOOOOOO
the osc and squiddo fan Venn diagram appears to be a circle
“Squiddo’s daily tasks:”
“Become god (easiest task)”
Lol
Real
666 likes
Lol
1000th like :p
*Perfection*
list of what went wrong:
. Guns don't work
. The captain died
but TF2 music hit hard
And hopes and dreams (undertale
And the omori references
THE TF2 REFERENCEEE
So silly
also I was the first one to watch the video
Wembu: “I have a game for you-“
Squiddo: *hangs up in fear* “Subscribe if you want to see that…”
the little animation was sick tho
@@LeBeaBae I agree
I still don't understand how we won after that EVIL MASTERPIECE of a slander video 😭
Squiddo was the real Lifesteal God we needed o7
yooooo
What is o7?
@@SUNNY4401 It's a salute; the o is a person's head, the 7 is an arm
why isnt 4c verified thats so saddddddd
THE WHITE HOUSE IS FALLING
IT'S GOING TO LAND ON ME eEEEEEeeeEeEEEEEe
I feel like Squiddo's becoming more and more of a threat each video and I'm all for it
real
True
"THE white house is falling, ITS GONNA LAND ON ME!" - Best Last Words
"So...squiddo, why did you become a candidate?"
Squiddo: Uhhhhhh.... *diversity*
My Quest To Mog God On This Server
first comment
you are such a silly little guy omg!!!!
Ermm what the sigma
realest comment
PLEASE never comment on anything again
Let’s Get It!
No replies and 4 likes? Lemme fix that.
Hello😄
"KID! I'M BUSY BECOMING [God]. GO PLAY [Minecrap] OR SOMETHING!" -Spamton G Spamton
W reference
This really was a deltarune snowgrave route TM
W
I'm still in disbelief that CaptainSparklez himself not only appeared in Lifesteal, but he willingly died by re-enacting the events of Fallen Kingdom
And the fact of there being TWO different elections just for presidency is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard so it vibes REALLY well with the Lifesteal SMP
And Ashwagg being the definition of chaotic neutral is to be expected at this point, he has no sides. He commands ALL SIDES
The first words being “Captain Sparklez” is gonna be a sign that this is gonna be a good video! 🎉🎉🎉
Creeper….ohh man
15:19 4CVIT:The whitehouse is falling, ITS GONNA LAND ON ME!
I love how at this point she's just accepted the truth that the sillier the event the more likely it is to happen to her
16:14 bruh “I tried shotgunning mapic againa and again but i couldn’t penetrate his plot armor”😂
Lifesteal with guns is like a fever dream with milk 😦
Huh???
Wtf?
gentlemen, i think he lost it...
That Wembu vs Squiddo lore is gonna go hard >:D
If wembu is william, then I guess this makes squiddo Henry emily
"It was nice to enjoy the peace while it lasted," squiddo says while pointing a gun at her friend.
"Becoming god"? Average day for squiddo (A bit drab)
The 4cvit exposed video went crazy.
Squiddo pulled every card in the deck, and then opened a brand new pack just to get more cards.
The entire captainsparkles bit of the video seems like a fever dream
I last watched Lifesteal when rekrap was there, when Squiddo joined, I INSTANTLY STARTED WATCHING LIFESTEAL
2:30 homestuck ost jumpscare.
6:01 homestuck ost jumpscare x2
phighting pfp jumpscare
haha grey
i remember watching squiddo go back to find herobrine and now i’m watching her try to become god on the deadliest minecraft server
squiddo as God forever >:)
(13:36) Spoke had FEAR in his voice when saying that, the thing that makes it even more funny is just Ash straight up shooting him.
EVERYBODY WAKE UP Squiddo uploaded
“How often do you think of the Roman Empire?”
Redoons & 4Cvit trying to make a Triumvirate with Squiddo:
When squiddo animating wembu and ALL other animations are so goood!
0:04 america!
Hell yeah
13:33 "my former ally/god just showed up on our doorstep" is crazy out of context
This was actually such a big rollercoaster of emotions. One day, Squiddo. One day, thy leardership shall be upon the land you call Lifesteal.
Adding guns and a whole ass flying white house is the most American thing I’ve ever seen
I thought the answer to the question at the start of the video was “America” 😂😅
It was the intro, “This is CaptainSparklez. This is the White House. And this is a gun. You know what they have in common?” That one! ☝️
Squiddo as a god is a match made in heaven!
3:52 AN AD PLAYED ROGHT HERE AND IT WAS THE FUNNIESRT THING EVER
Same
Same
I love how Squido's Profile picture (on discord I think) is Headspace Kel from Omori I love that game! (Yes, I do know what the game's about.)
And the sweetheart laugh. KEL IS GOD
@@SteveHart-om9ou wdym "And the sweetheart laugh." I do not understand
THE ANIMATION AT THE END WAS CRAZY
That animation at the end was SMOOTH
ALL HAIL GOD SQUIDDO!!!
squiddo afrer that phone call: "AW shit here we go again"
22:18 I would have said"I don't like you"😂🎉😂
Bro squiddo, wembu and minute have been grinding out vids this season. Best new members ever
4:07 YOOOOOOO KEL! KEL KINNIES UNITE 😺😺
5:14 bro is bouta get minced by redstone machines😨😨
5:15 OMG IT SAYS 'clownpierce
Minutetech the president spoke HELLO 21:15
Squiddo makes probably the funniest life steal vids atm and it’s amazing
16:03 mapics plot armour is to strong lol
I was loosing my mind in Bacon's chat when you dropped the slander video. Fucking incredible! I havn't laughed this hard at a youtube video in a long time!
I don't usually watch smp content and all that, but this video definitely deserves a lot more than 350k views
that animation at the end was FANTASTIC!!!!!
Brooo, captain sparkles?? it has been forever since I have watched his videos. I began this whole Minecraft youtuber journey with Ali-A and Captain sparkles. WOW man talk about fun memories. It's almost like seeing Kungfu panda again, ninjago, or classic scooby-doo!!
Thank you Squiddo. :)
U have this as a mission? Man, I’m god on an off day. YOU GOD ON AN OFF DAY WE ALL GOD ON AN OFF DAY!
Whoever edited this video did a really good job. Haven't finished the video but I felt the need to express that right away.
SQUIDDO SPLATOON PLAYER 100% CONFIRMED
(yes i know she used music from the series in other vids but maybe she just liked them)
Also squiddo, if you are reading this are you in the "splatchannel" pool in Splatoon?
@@SSukram_ I'm not in any pools... But yes I am a splatoon lover, thats where I got my name :)
“My former ally/god has just shown up naked at our doorstep? This was very suspicious so we had to surround him with guns.” -Squiddo 2024
WE LOVE YOU SQUIDDO! Even though you might not be God you're still supernaturally spectacular in our eyes! 😊
The whitehouse flying in as an airship next to Fallen Kingdom followed by biblical raptures to happen on the roof of the whitehouse during a gunfight was the hardest thing I've seen in minecraft.
Reddoons in the thumbnail is about to tell me that the FUTURES. MADE OF. VIRTUAL INSANITY. NOW ALWAYS. SEEM TO. BE GOVERNED BY THIS LOVE WE HAVE.
Holy crap, the use of the portal soundtrack around 4:10 was sooooo perfect ahhh
This video feels like a fever dream
Squiddo is the only person who makes me care enough about lifesteal to watch a video about it
Omg Squiddo upload? Best day
I have never laughed so much at a youtube video! 100% deserved my sub, and you deserve more than the amount you have! Gonna bindge watch your videos now :3
1:29 what is the song im struggling so hard to find it 😭😭😭
Another comment I just read: “but TF2 music hit hard”
Idk what that is exactly or if that’s what you’re talking about, but I hope that helps you :)
man, every time I think I have burnout from watching mc videos, your stuff always immediately revives me. absolutely love this one, awesome job squiddo!!
WELCOME BACK FOLKS
5:45
That metal pipe was absolut perfection 😂
14:13 TF2 THEME!!!!!!!
YES
TF2 X SQUIDO CONFERMED
Squiddo in a way became god because she was able to defy her own “law” with her own will. That’s pretty god like to me.
22:03 To Be continued after 2 Videos…
I love how this is just about as insane as the average Guilty Gear plotline
i find LifeSteal boring from every other perspective because of how they try to make it seem not fake, but squiddo makes it fun to watch somehow
It isn’t fake though
“The bullets couldn’t penetrate hid plot armor!”
*-Every villain to the protagonist*
OMG SQUIDDO IS THE QUEEN ALPHA SIGMA GOD🤑 /j
the weridest but funniest ending to a lifesteal season
i used to rule the world
Seas would rise as I gave the word
@@Gort_the_serf_real1 Now in the morning i sleep alone
Ok so, Squiddo and Wemmbu really becoming Henry Emily and William Afton.
the first squiddo video i ever watched was the tourist video years ago, looking back on it I'm happy I subscribed back then because I keep getting spoodn-fed amazing content like this, thank you squiddo
The guns didn't do anything because of this plot armor that was amazing😂😂😂
Bro that end was fire also rip the king captain sparkles you may have been doomed to fall at the kingdom but you will never fall in our hearts you used to rule the world.
Wembyu as a rejected king,the gates of hell,wightehouse,guns,airships and LORE.
Normal.
Your sound choices make me cackle the fucking lego brick sound as the "plane" just fell is so good. And that fucking cat picture at the HELLO my god LMAo You're literally so funny Squiddo. I hope you had fun in Australia it's so awesome here!!!
I believe this is the most incomprehensible lifesteal episode I've watched, paired with getting my brain literally melted in my latest dream. This is so lore accurate rn
“But bullets couldn’t penetrate his plot armor”
Will be using that now.
This whole video was literally amazing in so many ways I LOVE THIS SM!!!
Ah yes my favorite minecraft series, squid kid out of her depth -> cult leader making increasingly unhinged attempts at the human instrumentality project
Wemmbu will rain over the world again😈
Can we appreciate the music sync at 14:48
Nothing can describe the joy I felt hearing the TF2 OST… Thank you, Squiddo.
I just found your channel, and can i just say how greatvof a job you did on this video like i really enjoyed it
"Captainsparklez was doomed to fall" IS THAT A REFERENCE?!?!
The ending was epic
Seeing wemmbu offering hearts hahahah
Wondering, what's the soundtrack used at the end when Wemmbu picks up the phone and starts his villian arc?
it's shadow the hedgehogs music
@@naturevalleygranolabar5696 found it
i watch a lifesteal smp video once a blue moon so i never have a single clue what the fuck is going on but i love every single one i watch this was hilarious
THAT ANIMATION AT THE END GOES SO HARD!! HOLY