Chris is going to wonder why people want to meet up less, sooner or later. There are bants and there is just straight up being a douche. Side note.. does anybody else kinda hate how Chris just talks through everything and then complains about wtf is going on/this is boring?
Yes there are some media depictures that show aliens in many different colors (grey, blue, pink, etc.) but they are in fact GREEN irl (in real life) as Dr. O'Neill states.
The last time Tomar held his pee pee so hard was in 2004, when he finally let it out in the Indian Ocean, the pee pee tsunami left 5 million people homeless
cant wait for Zach and Micheal to be guests on the Talk Tuah podcast. they said on twitter they are going to be ranking classic internet shock videos by laugh factor
Tomar delivering clunky gameplay, the other three talking over each other incessantly about nothing while “plot” happens, on top of the title and the recorded refund, this whole video feels like hyper calculated revenge towards the dev for scamming them out of five bucks for the found footage mode 😂
Tomar's near death experience holding in piss for Kubo and the Two Strings must have been his breaking point. Notice how prolific his criminal record became after that film's release.
You ever think about whether or not you’re the one who has poor communication skills? Adam is completely normal to me and I have 3 girlfriends and one of them doesn’t know the others and like at least 13 friends
i especially love it when there is finally some action in the game and whoever is playing is looking everywhere else *besides* the thing they should be looking at
there's another alien indie game that vinesauce joel played like 2 or 3 years ago and it was really fucking good. it was the same setting, but i think nobody ever talked, you never saw any aliens directly and the only horror or scariness was the dread+worry built by seeing the ufo's lights every once in a while and hearing unnerving noises. and then it ends by the ufo revealing itself and hovering above you, it worked so well and i really wish they played that instead of this unity-asset generic slop simulator
@@Gibboner13 Might've been They Are Here. It isn't out yet but it has a demo that looks pretty good. Even if it isn't, I'd still recommend checking it out.
My brain must be broken because when I think of aliens I can only think of funny little creatures with big black eyes and cartoon laser guns. I don't think of anything scary
39:59 worth mentioning that the famous astronomer Tycho Brahe was at a banquet in Prague and realized he needed to pee but decided to hold it in. According to Kepler, Brahe refused to leave to relieve himself because it was considered an extreme breach of etiquette to leave before the meal was finished. When the banquet ended he finally made it to the bathroom, but quickly realized he wasn’t able to relieve himself. Shortly after he fell ill and 11 days after the banquet he died at the age of 54. Evidently he held his piss for so long that his bladder exploded which gave him the horrible infection that led to his death.
My sister is a urological surgeon who has worked on many a bladder, and she's said these types of cases would be wild because the bladder is essentially a balloon. The amount she has seen them stretch, and the obscene volume of urine she's seen them hold astounds her. That isn't to say it's impossible for them to burst, but likely you'd have to be someone with such a grand fortitude for pain, given that most people would just involuntarily piss themselves if they were simply holding it in. The patients she's seen, they literally *can't* pee, for whatever reason, which leads to the hospitalization and resulting issues or surgery. And yes, obviously balloons can pop, but think less a thin, dollar store balloon, and a nice, strong balloon. Hell, think about how big condoms can be blown up before popping.
@@alphaotakuxyou were none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real wibiwabuwibiwabu 🌭
The funniest part of this whole playthrough is the 27$ refund at the end hahahaha who in the world thought that was an acceptable price to charge for this
FYI, yes their gameplay is infuriating but then this game is not very good at all. It does not get better after this; pitch black environments, little ammo, telling you to turn your flashlight OFF... the only good thing is when a guy you find bleeds out from probing while yelling "Get your fingers out of my dirty ass!!"
5:28 Zach's "I think that could be four or more aliens!", Chris' guttural actual murder scream, and Adam's innocent "dooon't!!! D:>" is an absolute OneyPlays combo
Green? AND Retired? Haha, get it guys? Like the GTA video? Get it, haha! When Zach said green and retired! You, know Green and retired from the GTA video? You know guys?
Adam’s unicorn story reminds me of how in Tijuana they had this “Zebra” you could take photos with on the street. It’s a donkey they painted black and white.
Love how Adam somehow understands every mechanic of this game and the rest of the guys don't completely ignore him because of his bad track record lmao
I got viscerally angry when they were right outside the house and the alien space ship was clearly abducting henry from the house but they kept moving the camera away from what was happening
i like how the game is already a bunch of voice actors shouting over each other so the oney couch shouting over them and then over each other doesn't feel super out of place
adam is totally right about that latina thing. another thing you can say to them is “have it out with your mom instead of me” works everytime. stops every argument in its tracks.
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Adam genuinely saying “I like it!” And then Chris immediately shitting on him with his impression killed me 😂
I felt a twinge of parasocial defensiveness for my boy adam there lol
@@alexpope4642 same he’s a real gem 💎 that Adam
That was messed up yo
Chris is going to wonder why people want to meet up less, sooner or later. There are bants and there is just straight up being a douche. Side note.. does anybody else kinda hate how Chris just talks through everything and then complains about wtf is going on/this is boring?
I swear that is not just a impression it’s just some sort of channel awesome reference. He said it before.
I can’t believe Zachary climbed down from his high tower to play games with his peasant friends.
Hillbilly Tomar had to sell some of his cows and pigs to pay Zach to spend time with them.
Zach just likes to toy with them
The correct term for it is “clambered” when discussing vampire potbellied goblins.
Don't you mean high chair?
What the hell I was going to comment the same exact thing
hearing the crew talk about "Hawk Tuah" by far the scariest moment in all of boneyplays
Don't link that weak ass meme, nobody should give that overused trash any attention.
gotta say youtube automatically forcing search links into peoples comments is getting real fucking annoying
3:50 “Tomar you make me sick.” “Don’t say that to Tomar… you’re making me healthy :]” is the most underrated Adam quote of all time.
whats funnier is thats not even what chris said, he said "you're making me sick dude" and adam just totally mishears it lmao
My bro in Christus Rex, when you posted this the quote only had like 15 minutes to be rated in the first place
I love how he said "Mr. Tomar" like Samwise lol
OMG, like, literally!
Always like how Adam is always ready to defend someone if he thinks they’ve been insulted
hearing Zach say "hawk tuah" genuinely made me step back for a minute
I love that TH-cam has a hyperlink on Hawk Tuah
that shit fucked me up.
Spoilers 😡
@@A_Black_Sheep94it disappeared for me
Chris said it first in Forspoken when rizzing up Zach.
Adam’s been more awake and aware than ever lately. I’m really glad the lobotomy was a success.
His car story is nearly coherent for two minutes straight. It's a miracle.
The pills Tomar always feeds him are beginning to lose their effect
He's seriously really well articulated and observant in this episode, it's impressive
@Syngrafer they helped him get his GED
That's absolutely what lobotomies do 😊 bring back this dying art
Thanks for playing my game guys! Glad you didn't notice the malware that installed in the background, appreciate that!
t-t-the what?!? 😰😱
@@dogeboithedoomslayer imn gayu\
Get on with the times AMIGA-man, they're called vore-worms today
Oh.. oh my God. I am going to spread the word.
@@dogeboithedoomslayer The malware that slowly dims your wallpaper until it's all black
I still can't get past Adam sounding like the kid pooping himself while his mom screams at him to go to the bathroom.
Nawyeht! Whadaheck?!
"Go to the bathroom, YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF!"
The kid rather sounds like a mix of adam and zach
Dimitrius is truly a martyr of oppressed gaming community! Gamers, rise up! Let's fill up our diapies in his honor!
Sounds like? That was him.
-Aliens are green in the title
-1 femtosecond in and is grey
Unsubscribed,fined and put a bounty on your head
Yes there are some media depictures that show aliens in many different colors (grey, blue, pink, etc.) but they are in fact GREEN irl (in real life) as Dr. O'Neill states.
Chris was right tho. The title will get it more views.
The bounty hunters are enroute as we speak
hnng.... fem toe.... second???
Femto from bazark
Best part of this is the “tomar holding his piss so hard he passes out” story
No mortal can withstand holding that much power
His piss is that strong
@@randomvoid4331 As Kanye West said, "No one man should hold all that pee pee."
That sounds like a typical Tomar joke out of context
The last time Tomar held his pee pee so hard was in 2004, when he finally let it out in the Indian Ocean, the pee pee tsunami left 5 million people homeless
This video is just actual footage of how Chris met Ding Dong.
This guy knows what's up 😎
DUDE this guy?? THIS guy know what the flip is up bro for real😎
Who?
You deserve more likes
@@SubberCommentator900 sighhhhh
Co-creator of Smiling Pals and mildly talented animator, Zach Hadel, loves the Talk Tuah Podcast, and talented comedian, Hawk Tuah Girl
cant wait for Zach and Micheal to be guests on the Talk Tuah podcast. they said on twitter they are going to be ranking classic internet shock videos by laugh factor
Talk tuah cameo in smiling friends season 3
Zach has been parasiting off of her for YEARS
men always steal ideas from women
Spit on that thang!😂
@seansmith6255 i can't Zach became the Hawk Tuah stalker. The signs were there
Tomar delivering clunky gameplay, the other three talking over each other incessantly about nothing while “plot” happens, on top of the title and the recorded refund, this whole video feels like hyper calculated revenge towards the dev for scamming them out of five bucks for the found footage mode 😂
also not even looking at important events such as 26:04
Tomar's near death experience holding in piss for Kubo and the Two Strings must have been his breaking point. Notice how prolific his criminal record became after that film's release.
Stop humanizing Tomar
are they really :(
yeah are they :(
Unfortunately, guys… this may just be the case 😔
Also retired from what I've heard. Might be the reason why they don't visit us anymore. Sad case, really.
Just like witches 😢
No
I love Adam saying that he'd communicate with aliens when he's barely capable of communicating with other humans speaking the same language
You ever think about whether or not you’re the one who has poor communication skills? Adam is completely normal to me and I have 3 girlfriends and one of them doesn’t know the others and like at least 13 friends
Zach Hadel, official voice actor, father, creator of Smiling Friends, alien kisser-
Caught in HD punching down on indie game VAs
I really like it when they talk over each other. It's even better if they do it while the characters in the game are talking.
The real oneyplays experience
shhhhhh everybody shut up, bob alien is talking
really love it when they miss key pieces of the game right in front of them and spend 25 minutes wandering and improving over the bad gameplay
@@BitmanBroTHIS is the real oneyplays experience
i especially love it when there is finally some action in the game and whoever is playing is looking everywhere else *besides* the thing they should be looking at
I love how Tomar misses EVERY in game event, really takes me back to that classic Oneyplays experence.
none of them notice the kid being beamed up by thew ufo lol
"Aliens in the middle of the night in the middle of nowhere" is such an easy scary concept and this game does everything about it incorrectly
there's another alien indie game that vinesauce joel played like 2 or 3 years ago and it was really fucking good. it was the same setting, but i think nobody ever talked, you never saw any aliens directly and the only horror or scariness was the dread+worry built by seeing the ufo's lights every once in a while and hearing unnerving noises. and then it ends by the ufo revealing itself and hovering above you, it worked so well and i really wish they played that instead of this unity-asset generic slop simulator
@@zzeroara9511 what was the game. pretty please.
@@Gibboner13 Might've been They Are Here. It isn't out yet but it has a demo that looks pretty good.
Even if it isn't, I'd still recommend checking it out.
My brain must be broken because when I think of aliens I can only think of funny little creatures with big black eyes and cartoon laser guns. I don't think of anything scary
@@zzeroara9511 I think Vinny Vinesauce also played a really good alien game some time ago. Maybe it was the same game, dunno.
Adam took his gummy multivitamins today
Adam has been LOCKED IN this time of year
I love all the different intros this Boneyplays season
39:59 worth mentioning that the famous astronomer Tycho Brahe was at a banquet in Prague and realized he needed to pee but decided to hold it in. According to Kepler, Brahe refused to leave to relieve himself because it was considered an extreme breach of etiquette to leave before the meal was finished. When the banquet ended he finally made it to the bathroom, but quickly realized he wasn’t able to relieve himself. Shortly after he fell ill and 11 days after the banquet he died at the age of 54.
Evidently he held his piss for so long that his bladder exploded which gave him the horrible infection that led to his death.
"He lived like a sage and died like a fool."
I would have just peed
Once I held my piss on a boat until it came out dark brown red because I didn't want to get up and pee off the side of the boat.
My sister is a urological surgeon who has worked on many a bladder, and she's said these types of cases would be wild because the bladder is essentially a balloon. The amount she has seen them stretch, and the obscene volume of urine she's seen them hold astounds her. That isn't to say it's impossible for them to burst, but likely you'd have to be someone with such a grand fortitude for pain, given that most people would just involuntarily piss themselves if they were simply holding it in. The patients she's seen, they literally *can't* pee, for whatever reason, which leads to the hospitalization and resulting issues or surgery.
And yes, obviously balloons can pop, but think less a thin, dollar store balloon, and a nice, strong balloon. Hell, think about how big condoms can be blown up before popping.
Wouldnt you know if you're bladder exploded? You know, from the blood coming out of yer deck, and the extreme pain?
Zack has to be on this one, lol, he's a Grey alien specialist.
He's also green (and retired)
He actually WAS grey, before he retired. Now he's a different hue.
@@an8790well that’s why he retired because he greened out brotha
Grey?
He’s a Gay Alien
0:13 almost had a heart attack 💀
Oh, the baseball isn’t scary enough for you
Dude I cried laughing that shit caught me so off guard
Thought I was having another schizophrenic episode....
Man I can't, I was slapping my knees.
@@alphaotakuxyou were none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real none of this is real wibiwabuwibiwabu 🌭
Tomars legs are actually one of the least downloaded Unity assets out there
But Tomar's BJC is the most downloaded Unity asset
@@daroachdoggjr.6025his blue jello cans?
@@slingshotnerdclose, it is actually big jewish celebration, of course
@@williambaxaerm….achtually it means Big Jewish Chanukah 🤓☝️
@@Cannon6969 silly me you are so right
5 seconds in and I can tell this is gonna be a classic already.
Update: It was good.
@@jacobhansen8576 Indeed, a classic, certified in the hood even, I'd say.
Chris, Tomar, Dumb Adam, and Zach?
This is a star studded cast
How?
@@CrisisMoon7 Well, I mean, Zach, and a green entity, and Tomar, plus Chris is here for once! It's a winning formula if you ask me
Jokes on you it wasnt
i absolutely love when adam bursts out into laughter and then cuts himself off with “sorry…” it makes me laugh every fucking time
I love you OnePlays
Isn't that the one pirate anime
NO! YOU DO NOT!
This video left a film in my bathtub.
Left a film in my toilet too
@@FaunaturaleOG in yer terlet?
@@FaunaturaleOG gonna need to warsh it out later.
"I found the latinas weakness!"
And he states every womans weakness
being called mentally ill? i think thats not just a woman thing
Every time a girl gets upset with you ask them if they’re on their period it’s always funny
Adam only recognizes latinas as women
@@bigsad4372 I bet you'll find a much larger percentage of women who react the way adam described rather than men
@@rodmullen64 ah good ol’ commenters talking out of their asses about crap they know nothing about, never change YT, never change
the scariest thing in the video is the idea of adam driving people on a narrow cliff and keeping it to himself lol
He's the guy who gets bitten by a zombie and hides it, only because he doesn't wanna get yelled at
I like how chris' reaction to learning his friend was 2 inches away from dropping them all to death was jus to chuckle
To be fair, they go for hikes n shit in cali hills often. Im sure they're used to it lol
>ignores all the dialogue telling what to do
>asks what do you do
Crazy how Chris still does this after all those years
Thanks to Joel Vargskelethor I can't see aliens without hearing either Marcianito dancing, alien alarm or an alien singing "Just the two of us"
UFO PORRRRNNOOOOOOOO
Marcianito
PROTECTIVE SHIELD! PROTECTIVE SHIELD! FUCK YOU DUENDE!
Does the 'Mac and me/AGGA' failed bit count? Lol
Vinesauce fell off.
Can’t believe Zach predicted hawk tuah
Adam, who's brain is normally deepfried in weed butter, can come up with better alien hypotheticals than Chris.
I'm not a weed guy so I forgot people get toasted like that. Man, it explains why he's such a fucking blockhead most of the time
The classic Irish childrens tale. Aliens are green, and violets are blue
Chris is irish, and tomar is jew
@@parsleyisthicc Zach is a rodent and Adam will spew
But don’t talk to Cory, Cus he’ll barbecue you
Freddie freaker's coming for you?
I've. Found. You.
50:03 “Recent Products: Dustborn”
lmao can’t wait
A man retained his urine for the duration of a Kubo and the Two Strings, this is what happened to his blood.
Tomar purposefully missing all the action by looking away. Truly an evil genius
Zach talks about getting blown by an alien alot I feel like it’s a fantasy of his
The funniest part of this whole playthrough is the 27$ refund at the end hahahaha who in the world thought that was an acceptable price to charge for this
Oh my lord and then to find out the found footage dlc wasn't included in that 27$, priceless
I got the Witcher 3 on sale for like 10 bucks and they wanted nearly 30 for that junk??
Kind simpleton(Adam), goes out of his way to comfort Appalachian Drifter(Tomar) after verbal assault from an inner city Suit(Chris).
Erm I think you forgot someone…
@@Marzui4kand their loyal rat friend, (Zach)
I don't know what's funnier; 5 bucks to add a Sony Vegas filter or that Chris is complaining that he bought it just like the "my precious" in Gollum.
Zach and Chris are such talented artists, they can draw so many animals from a hawk to a dog.
Say that again
say that again
I am deeply saddened that they finally addressed hawk tuah
Why tf did it embed a link…?
@@TrueAuthenticSweets blue comments have reached youtube. its a feature from tiktok where keywords are embed automatically by an algorithm
Tuah hawk
@@TrueAuthenticSweets embeded 'P
@@TrueAuthenticSweetsnew TH-cam update, seems suspicious
FYI, yes their gameplay is infuriating but then this game is not very good at all. It does not get better after this; pitch black environments, little ammo, telling you to turn your flashlight OFF... the only good thing is when a guy you find bleeds out from probing while yelling "Get your fingers out of my dirty ass!!"
3:50 Adam has been such a joy recently, much more alert and on top of things as well
Gleep glrop grumbus 😂👽✌️
Sraquebadoon voi Checece🥵🤯😳😳😩😩👀👀🫦👽
Zeep glob glerp marf marf! 🤢👽🫵
You can't say that anymore it's 20XX
Zoorg vemlok drixt 🙄😒
Get out of my star system green-skin.
Best part of the vid is Chris saying Maklunky without provocation. 21:42
21:42
Lmao at Tomar thinking Hawk Tuah wasn’t going to be relevant by the time this dropped
wasn't it disavowed by even the normie majority literal days after it happened
Love your compilations, man
Adam talking about them honking at random wild rodents is why I come back to this channel.
That face shit at the beginning had me rolling 😂
Zach tuah 😂 green on that thang
You sir won the internet for today 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We’re all gonna make it guys😊
This!!!! comment had me rolling 😂😂😂
This comment made me shart out a 2 mm wide string of shit 😂😂😂
“thats their downfall, they cant drink toilet water and then they starve”
5:28
Zach's "I think that could be four or more aliens!", Chris' guttural actual murder scream, and Adam's innocent "dooon't!!! D:>" is an absolute OneyPlays combo
Green? AND Retired? Haha, get it guys? Like the GTA video? Get it, haha! When Zach said green and retired! You, know Green and retired from the GTA video? You know guys?
where?
SICK reference dude!
No I don't know that reference
Don't you mean gray and employed?? I think you got goofed by the Mandela effect ROFL XD!
Bro your references have actually been so on point recently
We got Zack AND little green aliens, yup the boys are back
The boys are back in town
they should give the tech support who updated adam's neurotransmitters a raise. my boy became a genius
After rewatching 2017 BonyPlays and going straight into this I kind of want to cry
"It works really well. They get really angry."
Adam has very different objectives during an argument than I do, and I really respect him for it.
I respect his commitment to driving people insane
Adam does feel like he’s getting smarter but still
Somehow stays helpless.
Adam’s unicorn story reminds me of how in Tijuana they had this “Zebra” you could take photos with on the street. It’s a donkey they painted black and white.
that's pretty funny
tomar falling in the bathroom killed me lmao
I cannot WAIT to hear Zach react to Trump serving McDonalds😂 That was like a real life Zach hypothetical!😂
adam's on track to face yujiro hanma on account of his anti latina training
Kinda fucked there’s a “adam being a literal genius” counter but no “tomar has a rational thought” counter
That's because that's just normal Tomar. Adam being a genius is like when Patrick Star occasionally says something really smart and logical
@@The-Real-Yakub get a load of this tomar glazer
what use is a counter forever at zero?
Zach says Hawk Tuah at 14:19
I 'unno, gonna take a lot more than a 51 minute video to convince me of the existence of extra terrestrials.
A 52 minute video? That'll do it.
22:27 split second decision making like this is why Adam needs to be in every episode, he's so good at video games
50 minutes in and I can tell this is gonna be a classic already.
Man this game would have been much scarier without the voice acting
and if it didn't feel like you were being railroaded around a literal child's playpen
It's the scariest part
Zach in an Alien episode? Alright where do I sign.
zach mentioning hawk tuah is insanity
green alien vs black baby
Oh my god he said MiClunky again 21:43
Yay! A Chris, Zach and Tomar video!
good thing adam wasn't there...
@@bly7303 ᴵ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ᶦᵗ!
Wrong, Adam is just really good at impressions
Water you talking about? Who are these people??
Jerma is retired and this is notable, dark times
Second horror game in a row where they get fed up before they see anything scary lol
This year's Boney Plays is one of my favorites so far
I am 100% convinced that the dialogue in this game was either written with AI or was pumped through Google Translate. Only 2 explanations
it could be written by an alien
zach, tomar, AND adam in the same vid is epic
14:12 I'm glad Zach has informed me of the current meme of Hauk Tuah. I can finally adjust to normal society once more
Love how Adam somehow understands every mechanic of this game and the rest of the guys don't completely ignore him because of his bad track record lmao
I got viscerally angry when they were right outside the house and the alien space ship was clearly abducting henry from the house but they kept moving the camera away from what was happening
It's like all the talking going on put Tomar in a confused state, and the whole video is him just stumbling about as the confusion worsens
@@SuddenElephant I definitely don’t blame him at all and yeah I think what you said is exactly what happened lol
@@skullkid234 It's like we get to have a POV of a confused Pokemon
Yeah too bad we missed it because I can't even begin to imagine what it would have looked like being that it's such an original concept and all.
@@bakedandsteaked ok
Im so glad that Zach hasnt missed a beat. As soon as he's back there is a question about US presidents
>zach and adam
instantly liked
FIFTY MINUTES
Boneyplays is goated this year
Edit: 50 minutes of black screen, excellent
11:22 the pizza is aggressive
just another day in the life of jimmy nutrin
i like how the game is already a bunch of voice actors shouting over each other so the oney couch shouting over them and then over each other doesn't feel super out of place
Yeah.. so is my penorse
I don’t believe you.
Show me.
That's freakin awesome sauce
errmm... yaa...
Lost it at the Tomar piss story. Can't remember the last time I've laughed that hard.
I love you OneyNG chris
OneySephiroth Chris
*OneySephiroth
I hate that the alien moving his lips in the beginning actually scared me
best part was when they refunded it
I absolutely love all the unique 3d intros, massive W to whoever did them they all look amazing
zach tuah
youtube translates your message as " good luck zach " 🤗
The animation for the bone hand at the start is so smooth lol I love it!
4:30 dosing adam with GHB will be used as evidence when Tomar is convicted for his crimes
They may be green but they will never be retired
adam is totally right about that latina thing. another thing you can say to them is “have it out with your mom instead of me” works everytime. stops every argument in its tracks.