Best of the Worst: Shakma, Python II, and Beaks: The Movie
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- www.redlettermedia.com - Holy shit! Look out! It’s animals and they are attacking. Rich, Mike, Jessi, Jack, and I guess Jay watch three amazing attacking animal movies. Get the fuck ready for 50 minutes of non-medy.
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Jay's pick has been totally vindicated. The guys still make jokes about Shakma and the other two movies are completely forgotten
Jack "I'm not a gun nut" Packard, describes how a bird would be impacted by a bullet or shotgun shell....It's okay Jack, you're secret is safe with me.
Shakma gave them way more material at the time, too. Thirteen minutes for Shakma vs eight and a half for Python and nine and a half for Beaks.
Well they've watched a couple other movies with the shockma monkey in it to keep the memory alive.
The python in Python 2 was cg and the birds in Beaks didn't survive filming so that couldn't happen for those movies.
@@leont7567 Wait, that same baboon was in other movies? Or do you mean just movies that also have baboons in them?
@@Takimeko yeah, he's in order of the black eagle and unmasking the idol
Jack was fucking gold with the line " is good joke, but please wait" lmfao
5:21
My stomach hurts.
You guys laugh at the little girl on the phone in Beaks, but that's how every telephone conversation goes with my 6yo daughter. Most accurate part of the movie, tbh
Every conversation I had as a kid with my Grandad sounded like that, get out as soon as possible.
She's not bad at acting, she's just bad at acting interested in her grandfather!
Did they say something rude about the little girl?
Make fun of her?
I don't recall that. Sure they laugh but it has to do with the lack of acting ability and or bad dubbing.
Maybe in it's original form, it would sound more natural but in the movie, she's really stiff in her delivery.
Good child actors are tough to find.
Cheers.
How the fuck is Mike gonna make a Twin Peaks joke in the beginning of the episode and then not realize Johnny Baseball in Python II is Bobby Briggs (Dana Ashbrook) from Twin Peaks?
I'm even more disappointed in Jay
It's not Star Trek trivia, therefore Mike doesn't know.
Was checking the comments before saying anything...also the blond guy is the Karate Kid guy.
@@bradharrah3339William “Billy” Zabka is his name. Johnny Lawrence is pretty much his most significant role so it makes sense
Fun Fact: The director of Python 2 did the special effects for: There Will Be Blood, True Grit, RoboCop and The Hunger Games.
Was it the original Robocop or the remake?
derek swartzl The Remake :(
+i really should be studying right now
What gore in the Robocop remake? Those pussyfarts made it PG-13.
+The Hiphopopotamus if there was any blood it would've probably been CGI blood.
+Annie Hall I was wondering why there was a scene in THERE WILL BE BLOOD where Daniel Day-Lewis' oil well gets attacked by a 50-foot irradiated alligator.
I appreciate the JFK-like shot trajectory analysis regarding the exploding pigeon.
Right... I was was waiting for "back, and to the left"
Magic Pigeon theory
@@jasonbliss4424 you all say that
Like many of you.... I have watched the Best of the Worst videos over and over. But, tonight, my daughter noticed something I have missed every time I have watched this one! Play it from 12:49 to 13:00 and keep and eye on the rose.
Wow, that's brilliant! 😁
You force you daughter to watch Best of the Worst? You are worse than my dad. And he was Michael Jackson
I wonder what it means, or whether it means anything.
I read that as nose and spent 5 minutes replaying that scene over and over looking at their noses. I should go to sleep
@@hannibalburgers477 *Slide whistle*
"Like films where humans attack animals?"
Many episodes later, they went and landed on Exploding Varmints, bringing everything full circle.
it's like poetry, it rhymes
Time is a flat circle
They landed on Exploding Varmits the same way America Landed on the moon.
It was purely fabricated by movie magic in order to inspire everyone and give us hope for the future
Sometimes you can just tell that Mike edited the video.
Those birds certainly know what they're doing
Conversely, I can generally tell whenever Jay edited the video.
Whenever a new video gets uploaded I always try to guess which one edited it. Most the time it’s pretty obvious
@@Dvfrzco Mike editing a Rich Evans episode is way more obvious, than Jay editing a Jack and Josh without Rich Evans episode.
... and Rene Cardona, Jr directed it!
The day Rich Evans stops laughing is the day the world stops laughing.
The day Rich Evans stops laughing is the day I keep my earphone volume on a constant level.
Love him though, it's a worth-while sacrifice.
Unless his plaintive wailing sounds exactly the same. Then we’d probably all assume he was still laughing, and keep laughing, only recognizing the warning signs in mournful retrospect.
Crackle Pop booooooooooooooo
Crackle Pop I’ve been listening to Ricky Gervais for years though so I guess I’m accustomed to abrasive laughs 😂
That sounds strangely ominous...
Actually in The Birds, Hitchcock was on holiday (forgot where) and saw the birds having mental problems because of Domoic Acid poisoning from the sealife there, causing the sea gulls to just act insane. Gave him the inspiration for that movie
An excellent addition.
Get rekt, Chef
Also a good excuse to torment an attractive blonde actress.
I always forget about "Beaks", so whenever I do my deca-annual re-watch of BOTW the last third of this video is like a new adventure.
These help me fall asleep, not in a “they’re boring” way, just they’re long and chill, thank you guys so much
I agree, I love being lured to dreamland by the sweet sounds of Rich Evans' banshee scream
RLM, especially BOTW, and Rifftrax, full episodes, are my go-to channels for racking out to...
I wish I could "fall asleep to" _anything,_ but unfortunately my anxiety is quite severe. I can only fall asleep in very specific conditions. I do watch them to get _into_ a sleep mode / mindset or whatever.
I'll find whatever RLM vids I haven't seen yet, watch as many as it takes til I'm like "Oh damn, it's *Fuck O'Clock* in the morning!", then shut everything off and go to bed. They're definitely not boring- more like "comfortably funny", if that makes sense? Even if it's a shit episode 😂
Me too! :) until Rich starts yowling and then I get scared awake lol.
Even without all the gay jokes, the words "titty bar" have never sounded more foreign than out of Jay's mouth
@@crackedemerald4930 he's just a baby. a bearded baby but a baby nonetheless
Good point. He's just getting his first set of teeth, aligned :)
I can say that because me Madonna and Letterman, share the gap!
Twin Beaks: Fire Hawk With Me ;)
+Nick4700
With Dale Chicken-cooper.
Featuring Johnny Baseball of "Python Scratch Mark Scratch Mark" fame.
So, when they reviewed quigley years after this, I was under the impression none of them were aware of it, but Mike mentions it here. My brain is turning in on itself as if time travel just happened.
I watched them out of order, so I didn't even notice. But yeah!
On the Quigley episode Mike and Jay specifically tell Jim and Colin that they've seen it before
@@tbuckyfilmsJim and Collin weren’t on that episode (it was Macaulay Culkin) but yes they do say that that they have seen it before and that they purposely stacked the board with movies they (mostly) knew to be good
Thank you that was throwing me going back in chronological order
Best of the Worst is not uploaded in chronological order, it's like what Lucas did with Star Wars
Shhh, no one tell Mike that Sesame Street beat him to the "Twin Beaks" joke twenty years ago.
The part where Shakma’s trying to break in, knowing the context, is the funniest thing I’ve seen in quite a while.
Jay playing with "A Talking Cat!?!" gives me hope that there will one day be a BotW including it. That movie is one of the most precious bad movies in the world to me. In that it's an atrocity shot in the director's house featuring two young boys quietly developing a gay relationship while Eric Roberts voices a fucking cat. Eric Roberts. The one who was in Dark Knight that same year. Watch that damn movie.
+cat calliope How about that Santa Movie they did as well?
+cat calliope Hey, don't know if you've seen it by now, but JonTron did an episode on that movie.
+cat calliope What about the amazing sequel, an Easter Puppy!?!
True story: I hosted a bad movie night at my apartment and we did A Talking Cat?!?! and An Easter Bunny Puppy back to back.
cat calliope That sounds fucking hilarious. My last bad movie night had Cool Cat Saves the Kids, and it was painful.
The most unrealistic part about shakma was that they said a dungeons & dragons session takes 2 hours. It takes two hours just get ready to enter a direwolf den.
It takes two hours to get out of the tavern. It takes two further sessions to get to the direwolf den.
It takes two hour to ask the veteran in the tavern what happened to his leg, why he is sitting there, if he is actually a spy of the dark lord and what's the secret recipe of the stew he is eating...oh and btw where is the direwolf den? Ok, let's discuss our plan for another two hours..
Despite having a morbid curiosity to give DnD a try, this is why I’m perfectly fine playing video RPGs.
i have become addicted to these shows. I have been binge watching them for 2 days now. I smell funny.
+Patrick Bogan Sweaty balls syndrome
+Patrick Bogan I literally have the exact same problem.
+Patrick Bogan I'm on the same kick. Jesus, it's a dark but hilarious hole to fall down. And I'm still falling.
Totally there with you. Best of the worst is actually the best way to watch theses movies.
Some say he's still binge watching them to this day...
"Like hunting videos?"
"Unfortunately no."
If only they knew
Python II deserved destruction. The cover alone proves this.
"Two fangs up."
PYTHONS DON'T HAVE FANGS!
I thought all snakes had fangs...
@.@
Oh my god, you're right. All the times I've watched and re-watched this episode, and it never once occurred to me that pythons are completely non-venomous. They're constrictors, they don't bite at all. How did I miss that?
You are practically correct. But they have 4 rows of thin, sharp, pointed, curved teeth. Fangs in layman's terms. Also for the other commenters, non venomous snakes with fangs exist. Dogs and wolves have fangs as well.
@@dimitre316 Oh right, of course they still have teeth. I feel a little silly now. ^^
Debbie Parks fangs produce venom or help incapacitate prey, pythons don't need that since they just squeeze things.
Great episode, can't wait for more. Over.
Hopefully it won't be too long before we are blessed with more. Over and out.
And they never made another one again.
"Over" is said at the end of every sentence where a reply is expected.
"Out" announces the end of the communication and the desire to stop sending.
So, "over and out" roughly translates to "I'm done talking, your turn, I don't want to talk to you anymore this conversation is over."
Saying "over and out" over a radio is a good way to get someone to yell at you.
This is funnier than it had any right to be
Just saying "Roger, Wilco" and "Repeat" when you're not calling for fire
@@Stinky_Fingaz If not for people not understanding what Roger, and Wilco mean, we wouldn't have "Roger Wilco: Space Guy" in the wonderful Space Quest game series.
How are you supposed to end a conversation then?
Jabbergeist just say out
I don't want Python II spoilers so I keep going to that timecode and I've been stuck in a loop watching this video for 5 years help
I like how all the Seagulls flew away from Mike's oppressively evil presence.
Python: Scratch Mark Scratch Mark is a direct prequel to Anaconda. It's like poetry. So they rhyme. Over.
"It's great."
"It's gonna be great."
Python II was the only one with enough integrity to not have animal abuse.
Only human abuse
To ensure the ending chase scene came out as convincing as possible, a live python was induced to follow the actors via a barrage of persuasive "mouse pops" thrown by the film crew. Several snakes would be sacrificed and innumerable varmints exploded before the director's bloodlust was satisfied.
While I'm commenting on an ancient video, I am pretty sure I just realized that Rich was probably trying to mimic the baboon when he does that weird thing at the end of the Shakma review. Back when I first saw this, I could not for the life of me figure out what was happening with his poor face, and even now I am not 100% sure.
3:48 Cats definitely don't talk after Jay's done with them.
Good night, sweet cats.
Got to meet Billy Zapka once. He came to my church in a town of like 40 people. Honestly a really genuinely nice guy. I even sat through Python 2 willingly because I had met him. He did recently end up a recurring guest star on How I met Your Mother....so I guess that's something.
It's Zabka. It's Czech name which means "little frog" (at least that's what it would mean in Polish: żabka).
@@Lark1610 you're right, not sure why I typed it wrong. Interesting translation too
The idea of a pissed off baboon is theoretically pretty scary actually. They're tough as shit and have some killer teeth. They're no slouches in strength either. And entire group of people should definitely be able to take at least *one* , especially if they makeshift some weapons, but I expect it'd be a *real* rough go.
They’re *capable* too which makes them a bit more frightening to me than other predators. They’re small enough to get into a lot of places, they’ve got thumbs, and they’re smarter than other animals!
I think the way to make a single baboon scarier would be that old cinematic trope: air ducts!
sneaking around, bypassing normal barriers and ambushing when the humans are vulnerable.
I always thought this... and that's how I found shakma
How...how do you know this?
This. A pissed off baboon will kill you just to see the look on your dying face, it won't be a clean death either. It could definetely take a small group of unarmed students.
Ok, too late but. Rene Cardona Jr is a legendary Mexican filmmaker, author of classics such as “la risa en vacaciones”, “la risa en vacaciones 2”, “la risa en vacaciones 3”, “la risa en vacaciones 4” and many more.
And as I discovered and noted on their site back when this video was new, Jr's dad, the original Rene Cardona, directed that weird abstract Santa Claus vs The Devil film they watched in that first Christmas BOTW.
didn't he kill a real dog for one of his movies?
I'll never forget the name Rene Cardona Jr. for the film "Night of the Bloody Apes" which is infamous for getting caught up in the Video Nasties hysteria in the UK in the mid Eighties.
Let's not forget the mountain of tiger shark poaching footage he loved to use.
Surprised Jay never pointed out "Johnny Baseball" is Bobby from Twin Peaks.
Holy shit baseball guy was Bobby from Twin Peaks
I was surprised Jay didn't mention anything
Especially after that Twin Beaks "joke"
I like how the guy yells "SHAKMA!"
Discovering a Botw episode that I haven’t yet watched is one of the best feelings ever
The russians in Python II are clearly dealing in butt plugs. Ceramic butt plugs.
That sounds like it could go terribly wrong....(shudder)
TenouHaruka0
My boss once told me that at his brother's stag night they went to a strip club and this poor woman on stage was finding new and exciting uses for a champagne bottle and yeah..
Slubber.nl Sounds like an unhappy trip to the E.R!
I think we, as a society, are now ready for the Shakma vs. Dunston crossover cinematic event.
Dunston Checks _Out_!
47:03 Ironically, it was probably more difficult to get hold of the bird seed than it would have been to get hold of a small fries from McDonalds, which the seagulls most definitely would have eaten.
Literally was looking for the comment that pointed out french fries would have gotten them legitimately attacked lmao
37:54 I can confirm that there IS a place in Europe where there is no sky. It's called Denmark. At least there's no visible sky...
What do Danish outlaws tell the people they're robbing to reach for?
@@Steve-eq8iz "Reach for the clouds..."
“We did it all for the Nukie” 😢
when Rich Evans laughs, an angel gets its wings
Rich nailed it in the role of Shakma. Great performance!
10:07 "we didn't watch any films with cats in it but i would call these all cat-tastrophes"
brilliant jay!
I'm glad that Mike has a throw away joke about Twin Peaks after they watched Python 2, seeing as the guy who played Bobby is the protagonist.
Yeah I noticed that. Bobby in this, Shelly in that Stephen king film about cat vampire monsters, Leland in god's not dead 2 and coop in the Flintstones. Very eventful careers
Don't forget Donna in Baby's Day Out.
oh god, yeah...
I came to the comments to see if anyone else picked up on that.
@@milominderbinder9639 and MIB 2
They needed to shove Shakma in the telepod from Cronenberg's The Fly
Glenn Webb juicy brundle Shakma MEAT
is that Shakma in The Fly? because i remember a baboon had a minor role
Rip in peace Glenn
@@heyyoitsmebrian minor?
@@heyyoitsmebrian yes, they just said that in video my fellow ADD victim.
Mr. Plinkett at 33:56
+Nikolai is cool guy that's why lmao
+Nikolai is cool guy that's why I think that's Danny DeVitto
Why is Bobby from Twin Peaks in Python II?
+guidetoanything idgi that's very clearly Bobby from twin peaks
"Those birds certainly know what they're doing" 😂
Beaks the Movie must be James Nguyen's all time favorite movie.
I can't believe you guys haven't seen Python 1, it's a TV movie classic! It even stars Robert Englund and Casper Van Dien (Johnny Rico in Startship Troopers). So many memorable scenes from that little movie. The effects on that one are actually really... "TV" bizarre.
Jay looks so honestly and truly depressed when he hears "two fangs up."
Anyone else wanna see Shakma remade into something better based on their description? Like how they have to play the dungeons and dragons esque game to survive? And maybe to a detention in the baboon and is growing in intelligence leading to more create deaths like that propose one in the elevator shaft.
I'm mad that Jay never noticed that Johnny Baseball was played by Bobby Briggs from Twin Peaks. But to be fair, maybe he did and Mike, who edited this episode, cut out the parts where he mentioned it so that people would get pissed at Jay in the comments
Mike immediately cheered up after making that David Lynch Twin Beaks joke.
Notmar Kammil is my favorite actor!
You know what's really depressing? For all its many, many flaws, "Beaks" is actually a better ripoff/remake of "The Birds" than "Birdemic". Not that much better, mind you, but at least "Beaks" had someone who understood how sound recording works.
When a shlock auteur like Rene Cardona, Jr. uses better sound editing and recording equipment in his ripoff of The Birds than yours, you know you're an absolute failure of a filmmaker.
Beaks sounds like a fast food chicken restaurant chain in Louisiana.
These episodes could go on for hours and I'd watch every second. I absolutely love every one of them.
@ 29:18 ish
The items in question are meant to be mortar shells.
With the minimal context [ I've not seen the film ] available in the clip
i would suggest they are squabbling over the apparent rusty condition...
It looks like the throwing man suggests they are now useless & will crumble to bits
rather than detonate and proves his point by throwing one at the merchant
[ who probably had mixed feelings over their careless storage - having lost face
but saved head ]
Even after 7 years that David Lynch joke never gets old
I definitely get Jay in this. I watched this episode first years ago, just rewatched it, and Shakma is the only one of these movies that I even remember. It is intriguing as a concept, the other two are just uninspiring movies with a bad tired ass plot.
R.I.P. the Nukie collection.
The retractions are great
Fun fact: the director of Python 2 has continued to work in special effects on many big hollywood titles. His directing career didn't make it any further, but surprisingly he's still working in the industry and getting on board with some high profile films.
“Can we watch all 17 Nookie tapes in their entirety instead of Beaks?”
Oh, Mike. You don’t wanna do that.
Wow the setup of Quigley all the back. That's what makes RLM the best cinematic universe.
18:00 I love how the profesor slowly transitioned from saying _ou-ver_ to _ou-va_ and finally to _ho-va_ .
You can tell how bored he was by the end.
This is impossible to unsee now
he says "ova" so many times I thought he was a fertility doctor
Discount Mark Hamill.
DrBreezeAir Even his face is half-off!
:D
OuroborosChoked What's wrong with his FAAAAACE?
Was he "marked down"?
It would be cool if they did a Worst of the Best show, where they take critically acclaimed movies and nitpick to see which one has the most flaws.
This is the internet.
Why did they keep referencing a Russian "dollar store" instead of making the correct reference "ruble store"
@@SamnissArandeen A teaspoon of watered-down vodka (The minimum daily value for a healthy adult Russian)
@@SamnissArandeen literally nothing. I think the cheapest thing you can buy is instant noodles which is 15 rubles. Man 10 years ago it was 5. Life sucks
We get drunk and scream "SHAKMA!" every time Shakma's nam--SHAKMA!! name is mentioned. Our neighbors hate us.
The dude the gang refer to as Tommy Wiseau is a German "actor" who became famous by being on the very first German version of Big Brother.
"Those birds certainly know what they're doing."
oh my god jay got super buffed for this video
I want that juicy SHAKMAAAAAAAeat!
Twin Beaks, directed by David Finch.
Joseph G from Twentieth Century Hawks.
Chirp chirp tweet tweet I want some of that juicy shaq meat
Continuing my 2021 journey through the playlist. 16-10-2021
Was i the only one to recognise Tina from A Nightmare on Elm St. in Shakma?Oh, and the Beaks reporter was in Death Becomes Her.
I agree, that Beaks movie *does* look parroty.
+Me Auntie Nora Quit making fowl puns, you.
It seems toucan play at this game.
+Wermhats Wormhat wow, that pun's pretty hard to swallow.
these puns are hawkward...
Antara 75 geez, don't get so emutional.
37:01 - So the movie "Beaks. The Movie" is about birds taking revenge on humans. Though the filmmakers have no problems with killing and injuring big amounts of birds to make the movie. Isn't that a bit... strange?
*Neil Breen voice* Isn't that immoral?
No that's the whole reason why the birds are taking revenge in the first place. It's pretty logical.
I'm cheered to see that the DVDs I sent them arrived on the shelf. Disappointed that I couldn't see any glimpse of the VHS tapes I mailed, though. The camera never panned that far to the left.
If you flip from episode to episode of BotW, the size of their collection gets noticeably bigger each time. In a few months they're probably going to have to add another shelf.
Jay is getting more and more ripped for every episode.
Rich: "Leave out some bird seed and an apology note." ROTFLMAO!
21:18 drop of water falls behind mike , I’ve watched this video too much
"Art-house fuck reference..." I love you Jack. He's always Jack, he never changes
Oh that was Amanda Wyss in "Shakma". She was Tina in the original "A Nightmare on Elm Street".
SHAKMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Still gets me goose bumps just by thinking of it. Actually baboons can get so angry that they can die in a heart attack, in other words not someone you wanna get chased by, or maybe it is better to be chased by someone who can drop dead any second...
Great episode as always guys.
TenouHaruka0
I suspect they gave him viagra and not crack. Honestly have forgot about that scene. The head slamming against the door scene is what has stuck in my mind.
"The world's most aggressive primate...
...Just got mad."
I had blink and roll out a deep lol, in that order.
Their version of Shakma sounds awesome!!!!
"We didn't watch any movies with cats in them, but I would still call all of these CATastrophes"
wut. lol
47:04 That moment + Jay's laugh = my pants need change.
Oh my god...Birdemic stole the plot of Beaks...
Hitchcock had no backstory for The Birds much like most of his other pieces with the same unexplained premises: it simply isn't important, and Hitchcock in interviews stated he simply didn't explain or want to explain certain things in his movies, and that's often what made them so powerful.
I swear - the final shot of Mike on the beach with the "Best of the Worst Fact" image will be the funniest thing I see on the Internet this week!
you guys need to pump out more of these. thats an order. i cant rewatch each one 20 times
"theres nothing funny about killing animals"
laughs hysterically at exploding varmints
I listen to TH-cam videos on my phone to sleep, usually my fiancee doesn't even notice, last few nights I've been listening to RLM and she complained it was actually waking her up.
What was the noise powerful enough enough stir her? Rich's laugh.
I can't believe they didn't mention the stars of Python 2: Simmone Jade Mackinnon who played Bobby in Twin Peaks, and Dana Ashbrook, best known as Allie from Baywatch Hawaii.