If Pokedex Entries Were Literal (Compilation)
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"Could I offer you an egg in this trying time?"
I died.
Oh I'm so sorry to hear that
Would it help if I offered you an egg?
And so did the guy who was dying.
Same lol
melon lol its always sunny is the best
Danny devito is best boy
I love how slowking of all Pokémon is asking alakazam if his head is ok
I think thats why abras are constantly stoned , they know what can happen
its funny because slowking is supposed to be smart too
"So, how's your head?"
Slowking knows the struggle lol
He looks so worried and depressed all in one.
PokeDex: "Magikarp is virtually worthless."
Magikarp: "When i evolve into Gyrados. I swear, I will kill everyone."
pokedex: "magikarp is useless"
magikarp: *can learn flail & bounce*
@@MB32904 yeah, _nowadays._ Back in the day, it got Splash, Tackle (at level 15), and _nothing_ else.
No wonder Gyrados is so angry!
Sword/shield has the harshest pokedex entry for magikarp i ever saw in any pokemon game
Magikarp: *sitting there sad*
*sword and shield walks up to him*
Sword and shield: *makes it able to learn hydro pump*
Metang: can’t be hurt by jet plane
Also Metang: gets hurt by cut. CUT.
Why can water types get burned
Pokémon logic maybe
Why can fire types be frozen
Fire move can melt frozen pokmen
@@johbrown2409 they can dude
Jigglypuff: "When this Pokémon sings it never pauses to breathe"
*Eminem has left the room*
haha
that doesnt make sense
@@ForeverImmortal198 I wanted to say something, then I saw your name lol
*Eminem wants to know your location*
@@ForeverImmortal198 148 people think it does
Fun fact: Cherubi eats the smaller living cherry on it’s body so that it can evolve into a Cherrim. So it literally cannibalises it’s own siamese twin.
An adorable little Pokémon just became a whole lot more terrifying.
Good lord.
Pokemon is really dark if you even slightly think about it.
@@nickshane9314 Slightly?
Pale 981
*O H*
I see another installment! Dorkly! Get to work on this!
I laughed so hard at the Primeape one. "Its face looks peaceful in death, however". That added useless little detail was too much for me xD
And then Paldea introduced Annihilape, where Mankey becomes so angry it not only dies, it comes back to life even angrier than before.
That was, the most shocking Pokedex entries in Sun.
@@taruru_.111 the pokedex is hilarious
After 70 years, the squirtle hasn’t evolved
It’s in too much pain 😶
How can he win a battle like that
@@felypinho020 good point
alakazam: literally has a memory of everything that has ever occured and an IQ of 5000
also alakazam: can only learn 4 moves
Well yeah, after memorizing all that trivia there's no more room
It chooses not to because it wants to fit in
Ikr
Even ash’s snorlax knows 6 moves!
He already knows all the moves that’s why he decides to learn the 4 special ones his trainer gives him
Chansey: Can i offer you an *egg* in this trying time?
Injured Man: Yeah sure,But make it *Soft Boiled.*
@lisa morris Similar minds think alike 👍(๑˘︶˘๑)
(Pillar men theme)
Danny devito said that line
@@angelg.562 Oh interesting
*OwO*
Uses Egg bomb
Hypno: "Oh the nightmares of an officer, a rare and unique delecasy. *Slurping noises*"
Me: *Dies*
8:47
The concept of Duskull being a "If you don't do X then a Duskull'll get you!" Kinda creature Is a concept I love
The fact that these entries are all real makes me question if pokemon is actually suitable for children...
It's not. Game Pokedex canon is ridiculous. Hyperbeam is megaton level firepower
I mean, the creators of Pokemon have stated that the manga is what they truly envisioned for Pokemon, and in the manga we see Pokemon get sliced and die soooo
@@adelenoel3843 Now, the manga! Oof! The manga! Don't show any child that!
No its pretty satanic lol
Oh shut up Karen
Swablu: gives 2 people hats
Luvdisc: brings those 2 together
Shaymin: brings their love even closer
A purple ghost and a purple balloon: >:)
tried to make em 2 again, they took the baby
He was probably thinking, “Welp, my time to either break them apart or bring up closer”
That's still really tame XD I expected far worse, at least he did do something bad :p
“Imma bout to do a pro gamer move”
Max no-
"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time" shootout to everyone who got that reference 🤣
magcargo, would literally incenerate everything around him, reduced to dust, and not only that, he would sink through the earth, because the earths core is around half of magcargos heat, so he would sink slowly through the earth, and if there are magcargos all over the world, the world of pokemon would be built like swiss cheese
Incorrect. It would most certainly brun everything near it, but intense heat won’t be felt a distance beyond 10 feet and the ground is too dense. It would likely burn and char in close contact and macargo would be in the same spot.
Trainer: Oh no! A Gorebyss!
Gardevoir: I'll protect you, Master!
"Everyone dies by the black hole Gardevoir makes."
LOL if you’re behind Gardevoir aren’t you safe?
Renee Park yeah
Black holes too small will evaporate in basically a fraction of a second
It sucked everything in like dat dere Kirby!!!
Renee Park are you "assuming" the gardevoir's gender? there are male gardevoirs , you know. . .
@Renee Park you need a moon stone to get a gallade
darumaka: poops on floor
Human stuck in snow storm: What do we have here?
*shoves turd down shirt
*shoves darumaka down shirt neck opening, and tells it to never stop shitting if it wants to see its freedom again.*
@@diesangir haha
Where the disgust emoji
@@someone2334 get the pokemon card and read the lil info box, it legitly says people do it :/
A new meaning to HOT SHIT.
I love how the 5 one was full of romance then Haunter is like *hold my beer*
Oh hey look a baby huh neat
I like how Alakazam still had a tiny amount of HP left after it's head exploded.
Magcargo:
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ryuk The Darkrai how about,
Macargo:
Groudon: I like this guy.
steven hernandez
Kyogre and Rayquaza: *CONFUSED SCREAMING
Ryuk The Darkrai I know, they found the wrong Steven.
Magcargo: This is fine.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!I'M BURNING!PLEASE SOMEBODY GIVE ME AN EGG!AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
I mean Gorebyss' name is literally a combination of Gore and abyss so if you die to it its kinda your own fault.
If only more people were versed in etymology
And I thought it came from "gorgeous" for so long...
Dude I died laughing
3:28 now imagine if that squirtle evolves into a wartortle it has to endure that pain for thousands of years
Swablu being cute as a hat be like at 9:19
"Oh look a baby huh neat!" *Snatches baby*
Aww shit
I laughed my ass off!!!!
Seeing your profile picture gave me chills and brought back horrible memories and perhaphs relived an old trauma.
Thank you
It needed to live!!!!!!!!!
LIVE!!!!!!!!!!
We knew something would happen
I'd like to believe it's canon that every wild pokemon carries a gun with them.
I mean ramoraid it's a gun shaped fish and intelion has a finger gun so you aren't wrong here
Pikachu use gun! It is super affective
69 likes
Nice
@@Yusuf.9491 lol he now has 269 likes 😂
Oresti Ismaili lets get him to 420 or 369
Okay, the swablu one is so wholesome I love it
Swablu, Luvdisc, and Shaymin are wholesome mons
And then the baby gets kidnapped
haunter and drifloon:
No gonna lie the Alakazam one makes sense in a really dark way.
Yes its brain is literally a tumor with functioning nerves.
Except it dont, you don't gain intelligence just by growing your brain, else elephants and blue whales should have out smarte humanity a looong time ago.
Its how the brain is put together that's important, and if its brain grows forever then either its head doesn't and as demonstrated in the video its has a short and painful existens.
or it head do grow and its gonna have a walking problem eventually.
in both cases you gonna have hard time learning anything at all when die before you can get around... well ok it can TP so there's that.
But i would claim that some of the others make more sense
@@MouseGoat what matters is surface area, the reason that humans are more intelligent with smaller brains is that we have greater surface area because our brain has lots of wrinkles and folds. But even then 2 things with the same sized brains (IE people) don't have the same IQ because IQ is a test of known information not storage capability. Also I like the idea of giving alakazam an IQ test because he's fucking telepathic and can literally just read the mind of the person who made the test at any given moment. Like he's basically just got an internet of brains at his fingertips.
@@bradjones7491 Where did you learn this?
Nekogami-Crystal while you are technically correct that sheer brain size doesn’t technically determine the intelligence of a creature, the ratio of brain to body size does. Think of a brain like a computer chip. Each neuron runs at a frequency of 100 Hz, but all tasks are split amongst a nearly unfathomable number of cores. Most of those neurons go to unconscious functions like digestion and respiration, and the more cells in the body, the more neurons are needed. Humans have the largest brain to body ratio of all creatures. So increasing brain size DOES make you more intelligent, but only if your entire body isn’t growing at the same rate.
*Fun Fact:* Arceus' 1,000 arms are actually stored within the creature's own dimension.
but there is a theory about the unknown being the hands.
So it just has 1,000 spare arms just sitting on a shelf somewhere?
Probably unknown
Probably me?
*piccolo voice* neeeeeeeeeeerd
8:11 I like how they attack each other’s trainers. Lol
It would be a literal nightmare if both Ash and Serena were fishing, and both caught a Luvdisc at the exact same time..
And thats why xatu never fucking moves
Imagine if they caught a Gorebyss
5:50 This might come as a surprise to you, but something similar happens to blacktip reef sharks (and some other species of sharks too). They don't have any muscle specialized in breathing like we have a diaphragm, instead they rely on a passive way of breathing which means they can NEVER stop swimming since the moment they are born until the very last of their days, otherwise they would drown. And in case you are wondering: yes, they can sleep one half of their brains each time while still swimming. Some other species of sharks can sleep though, like the zebra sharks and the nurse sharks. Mother nature was never perfect, and it can be cruel sometimes.
I wish I could sleep just half of my brain during class after passing the night watching more Dorkly!
Mother nature is cruel, but beautiful.
Also woah those sharks are cool
@Blue Cobra and i don’t care about you not caring about this cool fact
Wait a second, you actually care since you cared enough to reply to the comment, and i cared to reply to your reply stating i don’t care. So as it turns out, we both care.
@@thecreatorofpc7929 its a win win
Bad child exists
Duskull: hippity hoppity your child is now my property
Your*
Idiot
Alex Maiers did you literally call me an idiot over a meme?
Idiot?? Really??? Very mature. Over a meme lmao
@@sukazluka look who's talking. Seriously, the correction was okay but calling him/her/them an idiot was entirely unneeded.
@@sukazluka It was a typo
Everyone makes typos.
Looks like robin isn't really the idiot here, huh
9:09 wow, that was actually really wholesome.
The people who created those entries need therapy
I want to see a pokemon trainer die in a forest and turn into a phantump if there is more of these in the future.
A trainer has done that look at the fairy tale girl trainer type
@@marnie5700 ?
@@ZudinGodofWar there's a rumor that the fairy tale girl trainer class are re born versions of phantump
@@marnie5700 I think they meant the videos.
@@marnie5700 can you send me a link to it
what pokedex entries should we include in the next one of these?
Dorkly yes! Many of the Pokédex entries are so stupid that they’re funny anyway
Yep
Dorkly okay you need to do to komala
Bidoof? idk if we havent done that yet, cant remember
Pokémon Codex is a gold mine and you guys at Dorkly are the best when it comes to make fun of pixelated kids, so yeah!
4:12 KADABRA used HARSH TRUTH!
That was… super effective
@@theffects9545*cries-*
Hypno's voice was perfect 😂
"Well at least hes at peace now"
"AnYoNe GoT a TrAsH bAg?!"?
Anyone got a jar? (Lenny face)
Trubbish: *whistles*
If pokedex entries were literal, the pokedex would self destruct.
Oh no! not My Rotomdex!
@@lordjaraxxus5418 who still uses a rotomdex
Rotomphone is better
@@farts8351 Mine is a smart phone. It's made by...
wait for it...
...Motorotom
Thanks, you've all been a great crowd. I'll be here all week. Try the Deerling.
3:38 I somehow can imagine Ness turning into Kadabra for no reason.
5:39 he loves the juice
The old man never evolved his squirtle for 70 years.
(Thanks for all the likes 😍)
It can't get XP if it can't fight from pain.
@@christianschoff2490 XP share?
@@carlosrangel7134
Hey, not everyone has the bills to afford an EXP Share y'know.
These spoiled rich kids, man, I swear...
@@MrAnsatsuken I mean, you just have to beat the elite four a few times, even 10 year old kids can do that.
Milan Randall would’ve been even funnier if it was a blastoise screaming in pain
I'm surprised there isn't an entry here for Gardivor and it making a black hole.
Matpat from game theory : Alright boys lez theorize
Oh there is lol.
(0////0)
___
@@someone2334 hi
I stretched Gardevoirs black hole
5:30 this dude is the very best
A lot of these literal playthroughs Are incredibly funny
"Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?"
*_Chansey Devito intensifies_*
imagine how much different pokemon would be if all these entries actually happened in the cartoon
This needs to be real
Well if it’s real, the world will get lots more dangerous :)
@@daniellewilson8527 that's the point
y e s
No one else likes this comment also nice
Alakazam: I have an IQ of 5,000.
Brainstorm: That is decidedly cute.
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
I like how shuckle is always so happy
I don’t know who’s more disturbing: lampent or the lady who lampent met.
She just wanted to make it happy so first one
@@sansfan2549 Lampent. Lady was looking out for Lampents happiness.
@@Rusted_Obsidian ok then
Latter is the last option.
As in , the lady.
The question was who is more disturbing ..
Now read again what Sans wrote.
Put each word into a translator and dictionary .
You should discover , that The ending statement by sans .. is the same thought you just tried to explain to sans.
안녕하세요! 🤣 has to reread both of their posts and laughed my ass off because of it.
Shuckle: can survive world death
Also shuckle: can’t survive a gorebyss
Shuckle never died though. He is just regenerating
dat explains more
Hey, it's a rock type, that gorebyss had a type advantage.
He had his Shuckle juice for the world death.
The gorebyss stole it from him.
Shuckles was once a legendary pokemon before becoming a shackles 😀and he was stronger than charlizard 😎
I come back to this now and then, I love this! 😂
9:00 Bird hat 😌
Nobody:
Chansey: *Could I offer you an egg in this trying time?*
ScottFalco: Am I a joke to you?
Chansey Devito
@@lazymay7654 Those things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born.
@@lazymay7654 Was wondering what reaction I'd garner from quoting Scatman John's 'Scatman'.
ah shit! here we go again with this nobody shits, sheesh.
"Oh, hey, look a baby! Aw, NEAT!"
I love all the references.🤣
Which reference were you talking?
@@mono475 How Sonic always said,"Huh,.....neat." in these Dorkly bits. Now everybody else starting to say it.
@@EdmondBrown Huh, Neat
Your work on the sprites is great
"That many arms... makes me so maaaaa-" *yelps and dies*
In reality it's good to know it's a fantasy and it's not real because what would that be like of 😡=💀?
This series is funny and I love it.
"hey Look a baby huh neat" 😂😂
Brock Kiba and his blue eyes white onix
@@nickshane9314 lol
Hi I am your 69th like
@@nickshane9314 shiny onyx is green tho yo
I am back here after soo many years. And it's still funny 😂😂
And it's fascinating how much it had improved over the years.
But only old episodes were long 😢
Me : trys to go to the hospital
Lampent : aRe YoU dİeNg?
Driffloon: *grabs the hands of children and drags them away to the after life*
That's dark with a capital D.
It's nice to see you again edge lord
Says the edge lord.
@@emerald_a_op4400 I'm no edge lord I'm a *Cool dude*
We can all agree we picture ness and pokey in place of the kids of example right?
Edge lord
"Chansey: Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?"
Happy Easter 2020
Lampent must be having a field day at hospitals
@@bongocat6227 there just having a feast at hospitals becuse if this virus
@Juan David Vega Morales Omg, I just got a visual! Lol
Bruh that was so funny
@OfficeCicada No no, imagine Devito's Penguin from Batman Returns, but all pink with an egg inside a kangaroo pouch.
Tbh, I was expecting the squirtle who got burned to turn into a blastoise over the course of 70 years
0:59 big brain.exe stopped working
When Wigglytuff said that it missed singing until it fainted, I felt that.
So if Metang can take the force of a jet place without retaining so much as a scratch, then does that mean that any Pokémon who can damage Metang is stronger than a jet plane? Bidoof has never been scarier
AHHHH
I fear magikarp now
9:40 The good ending.
6:47 Considering that visible popped vein, I'm preeeeetty sure this spells out "aneurysm", yep.
I KNEW THAT PERFECT FAMILY WAS NOT TO BE TRUSTED IN DORKLY!
Hey look a baby how neat!
Lowkey thought the haunted would kick him not his ice cream lmao
Eh, it's only one baby.
@@kennethnwebb no it's baby meat 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
@@vijayrattanbhat6268 hahahahaha...that it is
4:04 Kadabra would make an excellent Mystery Dungeon protagonist.
He could, he might end up as the secondary human in the story.
There was a Alakazam in the original mystery dungeon
@@rogue1248 Or a third one, since the secondary human in Rescue Team was Gengar. But who knows.
12:05 look its the old man from Smg4's videos
1:13 This one knocked me dead with laughter lol 🤣
Some of these pokemon entries make sense and some o them make me think that the guys who wrote these entries made sure to be high as balls before writing.
PS: but if you think this is weird, Digimon has monsters that can move at super luminal speed, control space and time and poop gold turds.
Pokemon has all but that last one.
Poop gold feces, and sometimes IS a gold feces
@@ZenoDLC never forget sukamon
Most of the creepy stuff is just based of old (mainly Japanese) folklore
Don't forget the guns!!
nobody:
Person reading the Pokémon entries: *says all the Pokémon horrors in the most unbothered monotone voice*
that is a true professional if one ever existed
The real professional is the one who read every Dex entry and narrowed it down without ending themselves
It's supposed to be an A.I., like in the show.
Why does this comment have so many likes?
A) This comment template is dead.
B) It's the voice of the Pokedex, from the anime series. It's meant to sound monotonous, it's an AI.
7:25 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 why are these all so friggin funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“-it’s like it can see with its nose!”
_”WHY CAN I SEE MY NASAL BONE, HELP”_
-Alakazam what weapon you choose to fight today?
- *_S P O O N_*
the spoon is a wepon thet is the tick aproved
reily old kids show if you dont know what the tick is
@@johndavis4194 lol
OH NO HE'S GOT A SPOON
Never bring a spoon to a telekinetic fight
Fun fact: Gardevoir should never be image searched.
Never.
Yeah your right. I tried it and it was a bad idea
@@mercuryrising9758
I'm uh...
I'm so sorry
@@LivingGuy484 it was my choice.i regret everything. Seriously why do people take time to draw those things
Whoops
Yep, should have listened.
After watching a bunch of recent ones first it's nice to finally get some context for a lot of the reccuring jokes.
I remember reading the pokedex entry for houndoom for the first time when I was a kid. Which made me always wonder how he was not banned from trainer battles, because after houndoom uses its fire attacks on a foe - that pokemon would be debilitated for life. I can almost see someone making a video of where a trainer uses his houndooms powers to his advantage in competitions by sneaking fire attacks on their pokemon before an official match starts lol. Xatu: "Old man Sonic part 69" what? XD 💫
Spoink: *Heart stops*
Also spoink: *MASSIVE BLEEED*
Gamer Gheran it kinda makes since and kinda doesn’t
UwU bleed all over me daddy
@@lawsonkrii3665 ... it wouldve costed you nothing to be quiet yet you curse this comment section with that
@@zcarp8642 *cuddles with u* ùwú
@@gachaclubocsimprover3311 ..... please no
"Magcargo body temperature is 18000 degrees"
*Then why he isnt blue?*
Also i love the reply section, everyone is replying with what they think is correct
Isint he actually supposed to be pink like their shiny? But I only heard that from a theory, please correct me if I'm wrong
@@morbidgamerz4991 no
@Parker Beaird
The star Sirius has a surface temperature of 18,000°F, and it's bluish-white. So you're both correct!
Because he isn’t made of literal fire, just a lava-like substance.
Token Black But doesn’t blue magma still exist?
0:22 "why's it never me?"
His girth saved his life
I love the pixel art❤
Anyone: **Falls Asleep**
Hypno: FHFHFHFHFHFHFHFHFH
That part is so disturbing...
69th like
I laugh at the sound
I LOST IT AT THAT NOISE
Haha
Gorebyss clearly went the omnivore route in cell stage.
ahh yes spore
11:51 bruh
Danny devito meme
Funny thing about the Magikarp one is that it's actually pretty fast. It's base speed outpaces both beedrill and pidgiotto. It's also tied with Dragonite.
3:33 "I'm a guy that turned into kadabra, i'm from beige town..."
My god.... so rusty isn't the only horrible tragedy to come out of beige town! LMAO!
Couple:*Has a wonderful life and a child*
Driftloon:* YOINK*
3:10 It sounds like it just insults people so bad
10:04
It’s too bad all the flowers didn’t die, to show the guy was not happy:
The Houndoom one always scared me/made me so uncomfortable. I always thought intense, constant burning pain for the rest of your life sounded like a worse fate than death. I imagine if that were true, many people and Pokemon would commit suicide eventually.
Devil in HELL : hold my 🍺
Me : agreed and with me being the one who stepped in a 🔥🐜 nest when I was like 5 or ten something that would SUCK 😬
Fun fact: Due to thermal dynamics, it is possible for Magcargo to be that hot and not cause any 'significant' damage around it due to how small it is compared to the sun. The larger the object, the more the temperature matters.
Wouldn’t it still immediately burn into the ground?
@@Xalerdane not really lightning
@@lucifaerislifeandstuff5181 actually, if it would come out of a pokeball it would cause something like a thermonuclear explosion
Granted, I have no source for this information, but I remember once hearing a scientist say that if the tip of a paperclip became as hot as the temperature of the sun (which isn't even as hot as Magcargo), it would instantly cause the entire Earth's atmosphere to ignite.
@@TheDisarminghinkle We once had something way hotter on Earth for a fraction of a second and the Earth is still here.
2:16 these are food items from Stardew valley!
Fun fact: an entry of Alakazam states that if it dies, it remembers everything as a result