This man has been placed in the most secure prison cell in the world, surely nobody could break out? But not our hero. This is Xiao Ling, a master escapist who prison guards can’t keep caged. *bang bang* goes on his cell door, it’s time for Xiao to eat. Xiao looks at the food in disgust but eats it anyway, you only get fed once a day here, and you need to make use of food to survive. Xiao took the utensils given to him to eat his “food” and begins his escape plan. He looks around and finds a vent in the ceiling, where he promptly breaks it, and enters the air ducts, he must be quiet, as there are hundreds of guards, who are the best of the best, stationed outside the cells, if they hear Xiao, he will be dead. Xiao grabs his pillow case and uses it slide around quickly and undetected in the air ducts, where he soon finds that the ducts lead outside, where Xiao jumps out and lands on the ground. But the moment he does, spotlights and armed guards find him, but Xiao is determined, and dive-rolls behind a massive piece of metal laid down beside the prison walls, and notices an already dug hole behind it. What could this be? Xiao hurriedly jumps down. “I have nothing else to lose now” thinks Xiao. Xiao runs through this expertly dug tunnel. Has someone dug this out before? But before Xiao could figure this out, guards blocked both of the exits. But the guards don’t know that Xiao has the power of his great ancestors. He lifts his fist and begins to float, and digs up through the ground like butter. What is happening? Xiao digs up and sees a boat by the docks. Xiao jumps on and drives away as fast as he can. His greatest escape yet!
This man has been placed in the most secure prison cell in the world, surely nobody could break out? But not our hero. This is Xiao Ling, a master escapist who prison guards can’t keep caged. bang bang goes on his cell door, it’s time for Xiao to eat. Xiao looks at the food in disgust but eats it anyway, you only get fed once a day here, and you need to make use of food to survive. Xiao took the utensils given to him to eat his “food” and begins his escape plan. He looks around and finds a vent in the ceiling, where he promptly breaks it, and enters the air ducts, he must be quiet, as there are hundreds of guards, who are the best of the best, stationed outside the cells, if they hear Xiao, he will be dead. Xiao grabs his pillow case and uses it slide around quickly and undetected in the air ducts, where he soon finds that the ducts lead outside, where Xiao jumps out and lands on the ground. But the moment he does, spotlights and armed guards find him, but Xiao is determined, and dive-rolls behind a massive piece of metal laid down beside the prison walls, and notices an already dug hole behind it. What could this be? Xiao hurriedly jumps down. “I have nothing else to lose now” thinks Xiao. Xiao runs through this expertly dug tunnel. Has someone dug this out before? But before Xiao could figure this out, guards blocked both of the exits. But the guards don’t know that Xiao has the power of his great ancestors. He lifts his fist and begins to float, and digs up through the ground like butter. What is happening? Xiao digs up and sees a boat by the docks. Xiao jumps on and drives away as fast as he can. His greatest escape yet!
How to become xiao ling: Step 1: be born Step 2: learn basic English before being 1 Step 3: turn 1 and start learning addition Step 4: watch PBS kids at the age of 2 Step 5: keep learning addition and English, keep watching PBS kids, and start working on more advanced English and basic subtraction Step 6: play board games at the age of 3 Step 7: have a healthy diet Step 8: go to pre school at the age of 4 Step 9: pay attention in class and be a good student Step 10: turn 5 and go to kindergarten Step 11: focus in class and don’t talk. Be a good student and work hard. Step 12: since kindergarten is usually wild, become the top student Step 13: make a ton friends before going to 1st grade since kindergarteners will be friends with anyone Step 14: be a first grader and be 6 Step 15: learn multiplication at home Step 16: stay an obedient student Step 17: always be learning ahead at home, but leave time for fun too. Step 18: repeat process with every grade until middle school Step 19: be obedient in class, and social outside of class. Step 20: keep repeating this process until college Step 21: plan ahead for college, make sure to know what you’re doing. Step 22: pick a major that interests you Step 23: graduate Step 24: start by working at retail or fast food, a job that’s easy to get. Step 25: look for a better job that includes your major Step 26: find the job you’re looking for Step 27: get hired Step 28: work hard at your job Step 29: get promoted, and get raises until you have a very high salary Step 30: invest in the stock market and NFTs Step 31: being very smart from being a top student at school, sell your stock and NFTs at the right times Step 32: become rich Step 33: start a business Step 34: hire good staff Step 35: expand your business by making more buildings Step 36: pay for ads Step 37: keep growing until you’re known across the state Step 38: become famous business owner Step 39: expand your brand Step 40: be known across the country Step 41: keep growing until you’re known across the world Step 42: buy other businesses Step 43: become a billionaire Step 44: purchase a small country Step 45: prepare an army Step 46: start a war Step 47: win the war Step 48: take the country you went to war with over Step 49: rinse and repeat steps 45-48 Step 50: own the entire continent Step 51: take over the world Step 52: colonize mars Step 53: colonize the entire solar system Step 54: colonize the nearby systems Step 55: colonize the galaxy Step 56: colonize the neighboring galaxies Step 57: colonize the universe Step 58: colonize the multiverse Step 59: colonize the omniverse Step 60: colonize the dimension Step 61: colonize everything Step 62: make everyone immortal Step 63: give everyone the ability to create anything Step 64: become god Step 65: make everyone have godlike power Step 66: start a religion Step 67: make everyone who follows your religion a god Step 68: make everyone a god Step 69: you are now xiao ling.
You can’t be talking, one of your first video says you die when you see someone with interest, and this is my interests, it is the creators too, so no wonder your not responding, you dead after watching a second of this video. (Guess what video I’m talking about)
This man is xiao ling every time he farts the earth is shaking, xiao ling is very upset But his dad xiao lang got him flex tape he tapped his @ss with the flex tape so xiao ling can’t fart anymore… 3 weeks later the tape got off an xiao ling farted then the earth exploded and xiao ling was very upset so he went to the moon
Xiao ling was an ordinary man until he discovered a ring and a necklace He put the ring on and got super strength. He vowed to use his powers in emergencies But then evil mcdiddy appears and threatens to destroy the world and drain all it’s oil Xiao ling needs to prevent that, do he decides to train and master his super strength Xiao ling meets up with evil mcdiddy and uses his abilities to take him down. He sends him to jail and the world is now in peace
I’m not sure that’s possible because the way that you download it is with the QQ Music OS client, although I have an idea. Perhaps OP can upload the file to a cloud provider and share it here.
@@groovyfarter you can use TH-camDL or anything else to download this here is 256Kbps Quality: www.icloud.com/iclouddrive/06fE7TFbN3mvIOJwOH1AtKzhQ#Frontier
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This man has been placed in the most secure prison cell in the world, surely nobody could break out? But not our hero. This is Xiao Ling, a master escapist who prison guards can’t keep caged. *bang bang* goes on his cell door, it’s time for Xiao to eat. Xiao looks at the food in disgust but eats it anyway, you only get fed once a day here, and you need to make use of food to survive. Xiao took the utensils given to him to eat his “food” and begins his escape plan. He looks around and finds a vent in the ceiling, where he promptly breaks it, and enters the air ducts, he must be quiet, as there are hundreds of guards, who are the best of the best, stationed outside the cells, if they hear Xiao, he will be dead. Xiao grabs his pillow case and uses it slide around quickly and undetected in the air ducts, where he soon finds that the ducts lead outside, where Xiao jumps out and lands on the ground. But the moment he does, spotlights and armed guards find him, but Xiao is determined, and dive-rolls behind a massive piece of metal laid down beside the prison walls, and notices an already dug hole behind it. What could this be? Xiao hurriedly jumps down. “I have nothing else to lose now” thinks Xiao. Xiao runs through this expertly dug tunnel. Has someone dug this out before? But before Xiao could figure this out, guards blocked both of the exits. But the guards don’t know that Xiao has the power of his great ancestors. He lifts his fist and begins to float, and digs up through the ground like butter. What is happening? Xiao digs up and sees a boat by the docks. Xiao jumps on and drives away as fast as he can. His greatest escape yet!
Bro made a movie recap channel parody
I wonder how many words he has...
This man has been placed in the most secure prison cell in the world, surely nobody could break out? But not our hero. This is Xiao Ling, a master escapist who prison guards can’t keep caged. bang bang goes on his cell door, it’s time for Xiao to eat. Xiao looks at the food in disgust but eats it anyway, you only get fed once a day here, and you need to make use of food to survive. Xiao took the utensils given to him to eat his “food” and begins his escape plan. He looks around and finds a vent in the ceiling, where he promptly breaks it, and enters the air ducts, he must be quiet, as there are hundreds of guards, who are the best of the best, stationed outside the cells, if they hear Xiao, he will be dead. Xiao grabs his pillow case and uses it slide around quickly and undetected in the air ducts, where he soon finds that the ducts lead outside, where Xiao jumps out and lands on the ground. But the moment he does, spotlights and armed guards find him, but Xiao is determined, and dive-rolls behind a massive piece of metal laid down beside the prison walls, and notices an already dug hole behind it. What could this be? Xiao hurriedly jumps down. “I have nothing else to lose now” thinks Xiao. Xiao runs through this expertly dug tunnel. Has someone dug this out before? But before Xiao could figure this out, guards blocked both of the exits. But the guards don’t know that Xiao has the power of his great ancestors. He lifts his fist and begins to float, and digs up through the ground like butter. What is happening? Xiao digs up and sees a boat by the docks. Xiao jumps on and drives away as fast as he can. His greatest escape yet!
i read the entire thing💀
@@NotA_p1ay3rXD-130same
Xiao ling says thank you
Xiao ling says this is a banger
OMG XIAO LING THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING ON A BANGER 💸💸
How to become xiao ling:
Step 1: be born
Step 2: learn basic English before being 1
Step 3: turn 1 and start learning addition
Step 4: watch PBS kids at the age of 2
Step 5: keep learning addition and English, keep watching PBS kids, and start working on more advanced English and basic subtraction
Step 6: play board games at the age of 3
Step 7: have a healthy diet
Step 8: go to pre school at the age of 4
Step 9: pay attention in class and be a good student
Step 10: turn 5 and go to kindergarten
Step 11: focus in class and don’t talk. Be a good student and work hard.
Step 12: since kindergarten is usually wild, become the top student
Step 13: make a ton friends before going to 1st grade since kindergarteners will be friends with anyone
Step 14: be a first grader and be 6
Step 15: learn multiplication at home
Step 16: stay an obedient student
Step 17: always be learning ahead at home, but leave time for fun too.
Step 18: repeat process with every grade until middle school
Step 19: be obedient in class, and social outside of class.
Step 20: keep repeating this process until college
Step 21: plan ahead for college, make sure to know what you’re doing.
Step 22: pick a major that interests you
Step 23: graduate
Step 24: start by working at retail or fast food, a job that’s easy to get.
Step 25: look for a better job that includes your major
Step 26: find the job you’re looking for
Step 27: get hired
Step 28: work hard at your job
Step 29: get promoted, and get raises until you have a very high salary
Step 30: invest in the stock market and NFTs
Step 31: being very smart from being a top student at school, sell your stock and NFTs at the right times
Step 32: become rich
Step 33: start a business
Step 34: hire good staff
Step 35: expand your business by making more buildings
Step 36: pay for ads
Step 37: keep growing until you’re known across the state
Step 38: become famous business owner
Step 39: expand your brand
Step 40: be known across the country
Step 41: keep growing until you’re known across the world
Step 42: buy other businesses
Step 43: become a billionaire
Step 44: purchase a small country
Step 45: prepare an army
Step 46: start a war
Step 47: win the war
Step 48: take the country you went to war with over
Step 49: rinse and repeat steps 45-48
Step 50: own the entire continent
Step 51: take over the world
Step 52: colonize mars
Step 53: colonize the entire solar system
Step 54: colonize the nearby systems
Step 55: colonize the galaxy
Step 56: colonize the neighboring galaxies
Step 57: colonize the universe
Step 58: colonize the multiverse
Step 59: colonize the omniverse
Step 60: colonize the dimension
Step 61: colonize everything
Step 62: make everyone immortal
Step 63: give everyone the ability to create anything
Step 64: become god
Step 65: make everyone have godlike power
Step 66: start a religion
Step 67: make everyone who follows your religion a god
Step 68: make everyone a god
Step 69: you are now xiao ling.
why it gotta end with 69 tho
@@MistRQuestion because its 69
i think you went a little bit too far on step 45
Step 1: be born in China
BASED
We need 1 year version 🔥🔥🔥
Little turtle, You will get hit. Don't worry, young man, I am exploring.
Xiao ling never dies
-me
I agree
-me
👆
-Me
You can’t be talking, one of your first video says you die when you see someone with interest, and this is my interests, it is the creators too, so no wonder your not responding, you dead after watching a second of this video. (Guess what video I’m talking about)
But I agree, Xiao ling never dies
0:15 is where it starts.
banger
1:00 this is why we hate the solar eclipse (gd reference)
This derserves more than 21K views
don't worry; it has 41k views as of 8/31. at this rate it will be 60k views next year
Xiao ling say i like this
Download:
www.icloud.com/iclouddrive/06fE7TFbN3mvIOJwOH1AtKzhQ#Frontier
Xiao ling says if this music don't play on my funeral am not dying
0:15 xiao ling😩
You can download it free HQ Music quality,You need vpn to china
@@HitToyCompany yez but only 128Kbps aidio quality
xiao ling owns youtube
How
To Listen and Download it,you need Use VPN(to China) (Like KuaiFan)
Download:
www.icloud.com/iclouddrive/06fE7TFbN3mvIOJwOH1AtKzhQ#Frontierx
youtuber video downloaders be like
@@spidelated agreed
no need, with this video, only need to use the youtube convert to mp3 or mp4
Me who's downloaded this using free music: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*
legend
xiao ling says only true xiao ling can find this masterpiece
Thanks very much.
Xiao ling like this
Thanks you for download
I slept listening to this
My favorite music 2023
Xiaoling says this song is awesome
Xiao ling is the best songs
xiao ling has intelligence
Xiao ling is happy
xiao Ling says this sick fr🔥🔥🔥
We making it out of film recaps in this one!
xiao ling thanks for music
This man is xiao ling every time he farts the earth is shaking, xiao ling is very upset
But his dad xiao lang got him flex tape he tapped his @ss with the flex tape so xiao ling can’t fart anymore… 3 weeks later the tape got off an xiao ling farted then the earth exploded and xiao ling was very upset so he went to the moon
xiaoling says this shit is not real
@@Kagaminelen38373xiao ling says r/woosh
@@gamerthatuhh r/ woosh
@@Kagaminelen38373 r/woosh
I feel the ziao ling coming inside me😩
Ayo🧐🤔🤔🤔🤔
he’s coming inside all of us rn
I CAN EXPLAIN
little turtle
added to "music that echoes throughout the rice fields" . 100th comment btw
Dieses Mädchen heißt Lisa
Good song 😁
Xiao ling was an ordinary man until he discovered a ring and a necklace
He put the ring on and got super strength. He vowed to use his powers in emergencies
But then evil mcdiddy appears and threatens to destroy the world and drain all it’s oil
Xiao ling needs to prevent that, do he decides to train and master his super strength
Xiao ling meets up with evil mcdiddy and uses his abilities to take him down. He sends him to jail and the world is now in peace
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I edge to this
0:40
YOOO
🔥🔥🔥
ain't no way this was also made in China 💀
yes
Xiao ling is chinese
Xiao Ling dice estar feliz con su nueva novia. Xiao Ling pide investigar si su nueva chica es fiel
Great song
My study music lol
Xiao ling says : you are gonna have rules for this song dont delete it dont say its bad you dare not delete it!
Xiao ling is sigma
5:00:00
Xiao Ling
Bro put this on Spotify plz🙏🙏
xiao ling
Isn't There A Music Rights Advocacy Association?
Xiaoling use this music
5:00:00:00:00:00:00:00
Xiaoling. (Roblox)
I sub you
Isint this music is placed in what idk Chinese man talking like a narrator in smt movies and puts this music bruh
npc ahh song 💀
Whats the roblox id code for this?
can you mirror the download link
I’m not sure that’s possible because the way that you download it is with the QQ Music OS client, although I have an idea. Perhaps OP can upload the file to a cloud provider and share it here.
@@groovyfarter you can use TH-camDL or anything else to download this here is 256Kbps Quality: www.icloud.com/iclouddrive/06fE7TFbN3mvIOJwOH1AtKzhQ#Frontier
@@Unknown-ikun thank you very much!
His feet 💀💀
5:999:999:999:999:999
Who da hell is xiao ling brehhh
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