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- When Asians go to buffets, we don't go there to have a good time, We go there to eat them out of business.
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"It means expensive. I'll take 5."
Most Asian thing I've heard all day.
so true
Xd
Same
Asian parents will make sure you're hella fed, ask why you're not eating more when you're full, and then call you fat all in the same day. 😭
*relatable*
Omg yes
I have never seen such an accurate explanation my entire life
Na I’m just fat (but my mom still gives me a lot of food)
Are you guys okay??
"Look at the people get rice. Stupid"
As a kid with traditional Chinese parents I cannot stress the accuracy of this single line
So true ! Some buffets charge by time. It's like a bet that you can eat more in food value than you pay.
Same for Indians
When I was a kid I always got murmured by dad because we kids only wanted fried rice. I didn’t understand then since if it’s all you can eat, doesn’t it also mean you can eat whatever you want? Why do I have to eat things I don’t like to eat?
But now I develop a better taste and appetite and cook fried rice myself, I can finally comfort my dad by eating what’s worthy in buffet😅😂
Caribbean parent ..I agree
I make rice at home every day. Why eat rice at a buffet? I want rice, stay home. Pay nothing. Want fancy? Put an egg and some chopped up tomato in spicy miso or something, pour over rice. At home. Don't eat stupid rice at buffet!
This is actually me at a buffet
Its not about getting full, its about sending a message.
A friend and his family actually got kicked out of a Chinese Buffet. The owner was furious and said to him "You fat, you no need spoon you need shovel" guess he sent them a message like your talking about lol
The amount you eat always has to be wayyyyy more then the cost of the buffet ( Basically every asian parent logic)
That was always my parent's logic with Indian buffets. doesn't matter how spicy it is, just drink more water and keep going
It’s worth it and it’s the whole point
So true that is why at the buffet we take at least 6 people every time
buffet logic
While I'm sometimes fat and sometimes not, it's weird, I can eat more then my entire family of 8 at a buffet, so if we go, even if it's just for me, it will be worth it
This ain’t a skit. It’s a guide. This is pretty much how it’s suppose to go.
Why are you saying this out loud le you should ne just focus on ji 薊城
My parents never taught me how to handle myself at a buffet and I do all of this by sheer Asian instinct 😂😂😂
may the ancestors guide you
Bruh
You've made your ancestors smile!
The power of innate behavior. 😂 Same here.
samedt
“Look at that people getting rice, STUPID”
I can definitely relate as a Brazilian at Brazilian steak houses, watching the people filling up their plates with rice and salad
Same here in Argentina 😄
I was going to say that! lol
Steven's dad," eat more king prawn, eat more steak!"
Also Steven's dad: "why you so fat?"
R/relatable
Don't worry all that fat will be taken care of by our Asian metabolism.
THICC
My friend's dad did that, he takes her to a buffet but while they are there asks her why she's so fat. Does this mean they are Asian? ^_^
@@videotaper2272 I mean not necessarily because that mindset is not dependent on race, but rather the individual.
The fact that he actually set a six hour timer is hilarious. 😂
yo hahaha low key facts tho
@@StevenHe fr tho
This is buffet goals. Got a few around here I'm good at going in to and taking my time getting done. "Round Two." It's a factual event that occurs around three to four hours in.
@@gaelsifuentes1143 d
The whole thing is hilarious
I went to grad school with a LOT of Koreans. They took me to a sushi buffet for lunch once. My friend told me that I should not eat the rice on the sushi…that way I could eat more of the fish. I was too embarrassed to do that though. I just couldn’t look at the guys clearing the table with loads of rice left on the plates.
🤣🤣🤣
That's such a waste
Why... did none of you order sashimi? Was that not available at the buffet? I'm surprised that the wait staff allowed you to continue ordering when you still had food on your plates.
@@lunayen it's probably because the buffet didn't have sashimi. Some sushi buffet places do that to save cost. (Fish$ > rice$)
@@laurinkaebelmann6373 Is a buffet, the entire business model is based on waste.
I used to go to a Buffet in a casino with one of my friends families who’s Vietnamese. This is disturbingly accurate. Of course being Italian I could always eat more than them.
Italian metabolism + Asian game plan = S U C C E S S
@@loremipsum66 hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my gah!! Tell me no one heard the “Who do you think I am, Warren Buffet?” 😂 😂 😂
You legend. No one else noticed😂
@@StevenHe I noticed lmaoo
As I saw this comment I heard it
@@StevenHe i did too
My favorite part haha
My Chinese uncle got kicked out of a buffet. He was in there for 4 hours. This video is a FACT.
Methinks you stole that from the late John Pinnette.
@@BigDogCountry Don't know who that is. 😅
Oh no that's bad. I was at a buffet in Orlando and my friends and I literally sat there from 5 to 9:30. And we got to play cards with the staffs lol
This video isn't funny if you literally have parents like that , my asian parents are exactly this video 100%...they used to yell at me for getting white rice or ice cream and kept pointing at the steak and lobster like damn...cant i just eat what i want. Most of these videos are just reminders of your silly asian life.
@@sew_gal7340 it shows that you're not getting the most value out of the buffet.
I know this is meant as comedy, but I actually wanna eat buffet strategically with a mentor like this!
If you want the best financial deal, buy simple ingredients and cook at home.
If you want to treat yourself with quality of life sometimes, go to a buffet and eat what looks interesting or delicious.
Mixing the two targets is just plain stupid. You gain nothing from overeating on food that your body did not demand (unless you are undernourished), you just try to damage the restaurants business.
Thank you for this. My Mom was a Southern woman and was a pure sweetheart. However, go to a buffet, especially an Asian one and this was her! My Dad would always complain about Mom and how many plates of crab legs she would eat. Dad was getting as many shrimp as he could. Then when no one could eat any more - Mom would wrap up eggrolls in napkins and stuff them in her purse for later.
Thank you for the laugh and also the memories.
“It means expensive, I’ll take 5”
Me: *barely eats anything in an all you can eat buffet*
My asian parent: _F A I L U R E_
This is truth. I used to go to a lunch buffet with a group of Asians at work. I'd have three plates and skip dinner. They'd have six plates and complain the buffet was out of mussels. This was on an hour lunch, with a ten minute drive to and from the buffet.
When I was young, I invited a friend of mine to a family day trip out of town where we had a lunch buffet. Uncultured me at 11 years old only took some rice, one kind of dish (that surely wasn't even the fancy one), and one kind of dessert because those are the only things that my friend got because she said she "wasn't that hungry". Now I understand why my mom got so pissed off at me when we got home.
I once watched a four foot nothing, maybe 80 years old, little Chinese grandmother absolutely annihilate a buffet. Cheap stuff? Ignored. Fresh seafood and steak? Demolished. She was already there when we entered and still there when we left. I’m pretty sure I saw her take about a dozen power naps in the two hours we were there. I have never been so impressed by anyone else in my life.
This is called highly planned actions. Seen in people who are really dedicated to something. Such as the grandma you said who was dedicated to annihilate the buffet to have the max payout.
Being impressed? Why? Is both mean and pathetic. This behaviour is bad for both, poeple and business health
Power naps🤣
@@nemure we call it fixing nutrition, poor people eats with lots of carb with less protein everyday. The video is hyperbolic but the point still stands. The owner calculate certain things to certain degree, and have many option to profit from the business including changing the menu.
Disgusting and glutinous
I sent this to my Chinese mom and all she sent back was "damn right"
As an Asian, I can confirm we always eat rice, except when we go to a buffet xD
I went to a Japanese cuisine Buffet with 3 of my friends about 10 years ago. It cost 80 per head. My friend looked at the menu, ordered 4 salmon fillet that cost 20 each, and then he start to eat things that he like.
😂😂😂👍
In the words of Uncle Roger
“We don’t eat until we full. We eat until we recuperate the cost of the buffet”
wrong it should be eats till you cant eat till next day after noon
😂😂😂👍
Straight of Uncle Roger AND every Indian uncle's mouth, lol.
How can 1 guy be funnier than the whole world
My man
You're my biggest hype man
@@StevenHe I'll be here for every video ever. I got u
@@mrsimpson2407 same
you forget caleb, he's also a great solo comedian
I had a chinese exchange student stay with me one year, and she was exactly like this lol. I loved her to death
Tell us more, you said "loved" (past tense). You don't love her no more? Is she gone? Tell us more, I'm invested.
@@Xgil2Play considering that she was an "exchange student" obviously a person could tell she eventually left
@@wor1dconquerer170 yeah, but if a person leaves and you still friends, the correct term is "love".
You love her the way she had her buffet? LOL.
This is 100% accurate lmaoo😂😂as an Asian I still remember me and my siblings were shocked seeing an American ate a whole plate of fried rice in a buffet 😂our dna can’t approve that
"Round two" was the most accurate thing I have ever heard in my life. My mother and I calculate the time it takes for the seafood to be cooked and refilled, and then take a break, then go to round two.
for me round two is when i throw up
@@jieoneone6540 this deserves more upvotes!🤣
Thought I was the only one who did this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This video is legit AF! Round Two for me is the fish & meat only, maybe a portion of the dessert...who eats rice at a buffet?
True, you must go for round 2 in every buffet
My uncle once ate at a buffet so long they asked him to leave.
Btw, pro tip: Go during the tail end of the lunch hour, so you pay lunch price, but you're there for the dinner food, which is more expensive. It's the Asian way.
Lol Mexicans do this too, my dad's always trying to make it around the end of lunch
Good tip, I did that back when I would eat at buffets.
My father-in-law and his 3 strapping sons got booted from more than one all-you-can eat buffett for eating too much.
@@JaneWagman My family has been booted from so many buffets, even got banned for life from a Chinese buffet a town over, because they ate so much. I'm still the only one who can eat there because I clean up after myself and don't eat nearly as much as they do.
Buffets around here caught on to this trick years ago, they kick you out before changing the food and don't accept new seatings for an hour before they change.
This is so true, my Chinese mother would take us to a Japanese buffet for special occasions and they would serve lobster and she would like try to force 10 of them on me and my siblings. Later one the buffet limited lobsters to just half a lobster per person I like to think that was partly due to my mother.
My dad would always tell me and my brothers to eat the meats and seafood when we went to buffets. He didn't appreciate it when we ate sushi because it also has rice on it and we could eat rice at home every day XD
My man, this guy deserves more that he is getting lol
I appreciate you bro. Let’s get to the top together
@@StevenHe ye
@@StevenHe are you copying Uncle Roger with the “3 hours later” , bloopers at the end, etc. What accent are you doing ? It’s like a mix of Hong Kong and mainland ? Maybe pick one and study the mannerism to make it more convincing.
@ma shi he’s got over a million subscribers I think he’s doing something right
@@mashi6931 I like it ... random person give advice to a 3.2 million sub's youtuber. Start a chanel too, you are funny! But hey, don't be a failure because I know lots of punishments with a single slipper 😈
My parents were broke for the most part, so whenever we gathered enough money for a buffet, it was basically just, "EAT AS MUCH AS YOU CAN SO YOU DON HAVE TO EAT FO THRREE DAYS!"
You do understand that it's very unhealthy to do that right???
@@MysteryS4869 but thats not the point lol
@@MysteryS4869 we do not care
@@IgonDrakeWarrior Ik Ik, Just saying.
@@MysteryS4869 unhealthy? That depends. If they were undernourished, binge eating is the natural way and most healthy option available.
My dad always eats as much as he can at buffets, then tells us not to eat dinner anymore. This video hit me on a very personal asian level.
Just casually tells his son to take the food the granny's going for. It's every man for himself now, this is a buffet. 😎
Bruhhh
"What's that? I don't speak French."
"It means expensive."
LMAO!
Asian parents before going to a buffet are like:
You will not eat for 12 hrs. We go to buffet, you eat then.
At buffet:
Eat more, you so skinny, you gonna blown into the air, eat more. I said EAT MOREEEEEEEEEEEE
I’m not Asian but that also happens to me
Black parents do the same thing they be like eat a light breakfast and no lunch we're going to the buffet for dinner
@@Oziio_108 Then why your name is in Chinese?
My parent do the same, than call me fat.
I worked at a buffet and we had 1 American customer eat only eggrolls....like 15 at the very least but sometimes more. The owner's wife would see him coming and run and hide all but 5 egg rolls and only bring 1 at a time out for other customers. 🤣🤣🤣
Me remembering that time where my Asian family and I went to a thai buffet. We ate so much mangosteens that the restaurant thought we actually put them in our bags and started to serve them OPENED. 😆 We were like "Oh, now it's easier to eat more. LET'S GO !"
This dude is definitely gonna have 10 million subscribers one day so happy I'm here at the beginning of this man's journey
That makes my day❤️ let’s get that gold plaque together
@@StevenHe I'm sure as hell gonna make sure I watch every video
@@StevenHe 10 million subs is diamond
@@anormalperson9974 He's talking about 1 million.(Nice edit)
He will get gold diamond and beat pewdiepie in subscribers otherwise he’s a failure
That is so true. I went with my girlfriends parents to a buffet and they kept yelling at us for getting tacos instead of expensive seafood😂
why you eat taco at a buffet though
That's like eating pizza in burger king
oh god im an asian parent.
That's your fault. You can buy taco boxes from Taco Bell. Why you waste a perfectly good buffet opportunity?
...
And here I thought I was Hispanic, not Asian.
@@jonquilgemstone I've seen Hispanics at a buffet. They don't mess around, stacking up the steak and king crab...
@@Senator107 oh we Asians have a competitor eh
@@Frzned9x they're not wrong
My Mexican dad did the same thing, also I was 6 for like 5yrs lmao
Love your videos Steven and now am addicted to them. Keep them coming.
I've witnessed an Asian family literally take all the oysters at a buffet....and everyone had to wait for more to come out....🤣🤣
Oh my god😂 that’s pretty embarrassing
@@StevenHe They've forever changed me b/c they are right and I'm doing the same thing now...steak and seafood only...👌😂
@@atiras1859 i knew a friend who got sick off of seafood at buffets.
Wouldn't recommend the sea foods. Stick with the steak.
@@mr_h831 Right, gotta be careful, but the place I'm speaking of it's actually a seafood buffet, w/other items of course, but thanks for the tip.
Greedy
This is basically my dad (less exaggerated) and he got kind of annoyed when he brought his friend to a buffet and she just got rice and he told me "That's cheap stuff you can get it anywhere. Why did I bring her to a buffet if she's just gonna get rice?".
rice, soup, noodle and bread are traps, they fill you up really fast and you cant eat shit anymore
My mother in law would fast the day before and not eat until she got to the buffet so she could fill up as much as possible. Her strategy also was avoiding rice etc ..as someone already mentioned in the comments how its cheap and frills you up
I don't care, without rice my meal is not complete
Carbs bad for buffet eat quick to avoid getting full and eat the expensive stuff
@@semerahpadi4484 good, you can eat more of the good stuff then, once you satisfied then eat rice
as a chinese, hearing steven say "so cheap" makes me laugh every single time
my parents will totally disagree when you take food that's cheap in buffet
they'll ask you to go for expensive food instead cuz by taking cheap food you're wasting their money 😂😂
Last time I went to a seafood buffet with my wife's family. When we were leaving her dad put an arm over my shoulders and said, " you got our money's worth son."
my asian mother once told me her strategy to buffet eating "you eat a lot of meat first, the the seafood, then you eat the soup, then you eat dessert"
My Vietnamese friend said hot tea makes the fat go down.
Salad instead of soup. After eating lots of meat, salad helps make poopoo less smelly.
@@genxx2724 there are some Asian teas which do increase your metabolism or cleans your body, one of the two.
My aunt list 8 kilo just by drinking a certain tea with every meal. But I forgot which tea it was 😂
@@jonson856 damn it, was about to ask what tea was it.
@@newbie6377 Just drink Tea. No sugar, no honey. Gingseng and Jasmine are both great. Gingseng for energy, and good for your stomach. Hot tea burn down the fat.
You need to go to a buffet? You call Steven's dad. He knows all
When Steven's dad was young he had to go hunt the meat, farm the vegetables and cook all the food himself at the buffet while being chased by mongolian horse archers and wolves in a blazing hot, freezing blizzard 26 hours a day during a severe drought in a flooded monsoon season.
And that was his one day off all week.
Fun fact, my family left me at a buffet, because they wanted to see a movie.
Two hours later, I'm still eating seafood.
It don’t get more accurate than this. Always a game plan with the most ex dishes😂
The "Why you so fat?" when he forces his child to eat everything is very relatable and hilarious
Steven's dad planned their trip to the buffet like it was a military operation.
More like how a game plan in CSGO should be.
The “you can run faster” followed by the stare had me weak🤣🤣
Kinda accurate lmao I remember going to a buffet with my other Asian friends and we camped the Sushi and seafood section all day
One of my most delightful cultural experiences when I moved to Burnaby (Vancouver) BC was observing in awe of how Chinese seniors manage to get just about every Alaskan crab that comes out through the kitchen door at a buffet.
Same in Sydney, Australia, LOL.
My mum would tell us all to skip meals just before going to a buffet😂 with the hopes that we would eat our money's worth
I usually don't eat for a while before I go to a buffet or all you can eat place for that reason, so I definitely get it. The difference in the amount I can eat is astonishing
When my dad would take us to the buffet he would literally use the restroom after eating a huge meal, come back to the table after he was finished say "I just made room" and then hit the buffet again. He would do this at least three times lol. Now I'm the one doing it.
‘Who the hell do you think I am, Warren Buffet?’ That got me laughing on the floor lol 😆
My grandpa was a Jewish man... after watching several of your videos I’m starting to thing Asians and Jews have a lot in common.. this video is no exception🤣🤣 Brings back memories of hitting up the buffets with my grandpa.
I am Catholic, my parents thought the same way, eat until it's a bargain, I think it's an old person thing.
Yep Jews are the Asians of white people
Well we Chinese would like to thank our Jewish cousins for patronizing our restaurants during Christmas. :)
“Round two” used to be me can’t anymore
I’m Russian and my parents legit act like this when we went to buffets 😂😂😂😂
Im so glad i learned not to fill up on the cheap stuff at a buffet, try to far surpass your money's worth 😁
At the buffet near me i like to get mostly prime rib, salmon, fried shrimp, and sushi.
Sushi is not good. It has too much rice. You should get sashimi instead.
@@BorisG491
Oh yeah I be getting the Sashimi to if it looks good 😊
@@BorisG491 o
Holy shit this is accurate I'm Mongolian and my uncle treated a few of my cousins and I to a Brazilian steakhouse there were 7 of us in total we stayed at that steakhouse for 4hrs constantly eating flagging all the waiters down with any sort of meat and we had the general manager of the steakhouse actually tell us to leave but in a "business friendly" way
I'm Brazilian and I love eating at Mongolian hot pot places, so touche.
Yooo did he give you a gift card? We were at an Olive Garden for a family birthday dinner, we were probably there for 2.5 hours. The manager was like “hey guys, we appreciate your business but we have another large party we have to seat. Here’s $50 and some extra free breadsticks, please leave 😃”
There should be a 1 hour limit😂😂😂
@@mimiratt9238 damn how much did you pay?
@@yourmum69_420 well it was a large party… back then it was probably around $400? That’s with overpriced food and including a bunch of booze.
This reminds me so much of my dad. He always made me and my sister eat only steak and salad when we went to buffets. He got so mad when we ate cake and cookies first. Now we're grown enough to pay for the meal so he just lets us eat anything lol 'as long as it's your money you're wasting its fine'
What the, eating salad is a waste of money lol shoulda ate only steak and crabs 😊
@Spa Ghett Couldn't have put it better, exquisite choice of words😂😂👌🏻!
Lol, my mom still complains even if we're paying. She says that if we have that much money to waste, then give it to her.
@@elusivespectre6721 ...same with my mom!!! 😅 She can't stand if we "waste" money and always say better give the money to her.
As a fat red-blooded Midwesterner can confirm nothing gets you ready for a massive amount of steak like a good salad.
I love your channel keep up the great stuff!
lmao I love that he analyzes all the dishes and make sure you keep eating the most expensive ones! 👌😆
My fam looking like power rangers in front of a buffet : Team, get ready. Remember our formation.
omg lol that's funny and so relatable at the same time! 😱😂 My parents always remind us of the 'strategy' i.e. expensive stuff first.
I used to go to a buffet about once a month with co-workers on the weekend, and absolutely, it was a team strategy. Each person had a recurring "job" at the buffet. A couple people got heaping plates of Dungeness and snow crab, another got a plate of prawns, another got oysters, others got the lemon and seafood sauce, etc. Then all of this would be set out on the table, we'd decant onto our plates and as soon as the bulk plates had been emptied, they went back for another round of same, which stayed on the table until people had eaten through enough of their personal plates to grab more from the bulk plates... and on and on this went for several hours. The true professionals on our team even came with our own crab-cracking equipment, because it was more efficient (in both time and energy expended) than what the restaurant supplied. Like the intense tech professionals we were, we triaged out the less valuable options and stuck to the ones with the biggest bang for the buck, our goal being to get as much value of of a nice afternoon at the waterfront buffet as we could.
We tipped 25-30% (which was over $100 for a table of us), because we suspected we were likely a joke in terms of how methodically we approached attempting to eat the venue out of steamed crabs and wanted the wait staff to be on side. I can imagine that in our matching company jackets from (insert tech company whose name you'd know, here) we became recognisable over time as "those tech workers who eat all the shellfish are here again". In over a dozen visits there, I never saw another group attacking the buffet the way we did, with division of labor, and I always wondered why, because it was the most efficient way to do it.
Can relate. My daughter took cereal in airport premium lounge buffet. I lost my mind.
Ok I think anyone would lose their mind if their child takes cereal in a PREMIUM lounge BUFFET lmao (flashback to me as a kid keep filling up my cup for frozen drink besides eating…I guess kids are like that lol)
My dad used to get pissed bc I'd stuff myself on salads at buffets. He would always threaten that he shouldn't bring me bc of this, but always did. My rebuttal was, why go to a buffet if you can't eat what you want? He wanted his steak, and I wanted my big ass salad with a side of mashed potatoes, and a bowl of ice cream for dessert. "Get off my nuts dad!"
Can relate
@@asideofaioli4630 😂😂😂😂
Then you need to teach her a lesson
This truly happened. The first time my family visited a Chinese -owned buffet restaurant we'd been served lunch but it took about 2.5 hours and it was around 4pm. The host was very nice he served us more crabs and lobsters which are limited supplied only for dinner time lol.
Already lost it at "synchronize watches!". Bloody brilliant.
lol, this is exactly why they started making rules at those Asian buffets - max of 2 hrs and we have to pay for what we can not finish!😆
Game on! This just meant we had to eat faster!
@@ShorlanTanzo uh... I don't think you understand the problems with that idea. It would mean two things: one indigestion, and two, diarrhea.
@@MysteryS4869 the joke --‐-‐‐---------------------->
Your head
trying to sit closer to the food is actually really accurate loll
And it has to be closer to the *best* food. That is, the most expensive food. LOL.
"those people get rice, stoopid" lmfao so funny and so true lmfao! awesome video!
As funny as this is, Steven actually gives really good tips. All you can eat places try to fill you up on cheap stuff like bread, rice, pop and potatoes so that you don't eat the expensive meats and seafood stuff.
All of this is perfect. The disappointment at selecting fries, keeping track of the tray cycles to get the best food right when it comes out, pointing out the cheap stuff to avoid.
LOL. Whenever I get something like fried rice in a buffet my parents are like "We should never bring you to buffets again, all you eat is fried rice" And they were right. They never did bring to me buffets again :(
My dad threatened me too bc I ate salads. Lol, parents are funny sometimes 🥴
Brought back happy memories of fancy Manhattan buffet trips with Korean friends.
Dude you are absolutely hilarious! Thank you for the laughs.
As a Filipino I can confirm this is accurate on another level.
I laughed at the time-setting thing as my family and I we're a type of Asians tagged with 'tardiness' (ya know who) but always the super early birds when it comes to buffet dining appointments. We unconditionally head straight to the more pricey dishes. And yeah, we tend to take breaks before proceeding with 2nd up to 4th dining-sessions just to overly-exploit what we had paid. It may seem corny but we take dining at buffet restaurants as serious business.💪😤👍
"Buffet dining appointments"?!?? Loooooollll!
Let me guess, Hmong?
The "Round Two" cured my depression
The "round 2" was just the most relatable thing ever XD
as a fellow asian i can confirm that, in fact, we do this exactly
not joking my mom keeps stuffing food into me
i'm an Asian & i can confirm my family been doing this since long time . its a perfect calculated gameplay
Same family: "Why did that buffet shut down? We were such good customers and they were always so busy"
I actually want this guy as my coach next time I'm at a buffet
This is spot on. A true buffet troller schedules the time for fresh food, maps out the best areas and won’t eat anything they can get at home. Go for the best and most expensive. Pace yourself so you can eat more. Don’t drink too much, stay away from bread, bread is cheap.
Can confirm, I went back to China last year and my aunt let me and my cousin go to a buffet and she literally told us to eat at least double the cost of the buffet lmao
"Gentlemen, synchronize your buffet watches"
The round 2 literally had me lol
Him laughing at people filling up on rice is great because my dad was a super cheap guy. He always got mostly seafood and meat becaus they were the most expensive things on the buffet.
"Who ta hell you tink I am, warren buffet?"
This line alone deservers a sub from everyone watching
Whatever it is
Steven's dad :just "Take 5"😂😂😂
You’re hilarious I hope you make it big bro!
Ironically, the only place my family went out to eat at when I was a kid... Chinese buffet. My dad literally told me to not fill up on the cheap things but to eat the things that cost more. He yelled at me for getting a donut. Lol #poorkidstatus
LOL!!!!! I’ve been binge watching your videos man! As an Asian, these videos are soooooo relatable. Hilarious stuff, please keep it up!
You are so funny! You keep distracting me from my work. 😂
“Set a game plan u know” this line got me lol