Sick African Weapons | Animated History of Africa

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  • @HistoryHouseProductions
    @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +890

    Yeah. I really just pulled off God using only paper towels and a bed sheet. WHERE'S MY OSCAR?!?!
    Also, a little mix-up in the collab happened and the next video is actually by Useful Charts and is on the Rain Queens.

    • @hxyzazolchak
      @hxyzazolchak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      congo is not west africa

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      The Ngombe were in the northwestern part of Congo, but yeah, that’s my bad.

    • @hxyzazolchak
      @hxyzazolchak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HistoryHouseProductions overall it was a nice and fun video though.

    • @ilebillybobjoe
      @ilebillybobjoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Can you do how 1 or 2 bullets killed 1 billion people

    • @magtegi2
      @magtegi2 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      History House Productions your not funny your jokes suck “wow dude” humor is the worst kind of humor that has crawled from the depths of this rotting log called TH-cam

  • @lamarepository248
    @lamarepository248 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1179

    imagine turning up in africa to spread the word of god with swords but then someone disembowels you with a piece of modern art

  • @FeuchteGurke
    @FeuchteGurke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2745

    The Sam O' Nella vibe is strong with this one

  • @TheSnazzyAdventures
    @TheSnazzyAdventures 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    European and Arab weapon-smiths: simplicity is best, lets make our weapons have a single continuous blade.
    African weapon-smiths: Add another blade or spike, yeah thats sick

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      More like cause as much bleeding and suffering as is humanly possible.

    • @EmilReiko
      @EmilReiko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      when armour isen't a concern due to climate and terrain, better make some weapons that makes as many and large bleeding wounds as possible... Go to areas of black africa where horses and/or armour is a thing, and weapons start to look familliar

    • @jameswright3972
      @jameswright3972 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You do know the indigenous Arab are black

    • @slimetank394
      @slimetank394 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jameswright3972 smithing technique and choices ain't dictated by race dude

    • @Oyi_14
      @Oyi_14 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@slimetank394actually...

  • @matthewmann8969
    @matthewmann8969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The swords, daggers, knifes, spears, bows and arrows, clubs, sticks, are amazingly designed and orchestrated

  • @jaymontealegre143
    @jaymontealegre143 5 ปีที่แล้ว +304

    The mambele were supposed to resemble the warrior's manhood.

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Well isn’t that special

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@HistoryHouseProductions to be fair if you had to fight someone and they whipped out a steel dildo you'd probably reconsider fighting them pretty quick.

    • @amoun5062
      @amoun5062 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@arthas640 😂

    • @KevinsArmory
      @KevinsArmory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Definitely a power move

    • @Aron-ru5zk
      @Aron-ru5zk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Montealegre have you heard of the bollock dagger?

  • @onlyonemrxonlyonemry306
    @onlyonemrxonlyonemry306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +560

    They now have A.K-47's

    • @joksizantos7520
      @joksizantos7520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Arnez Willis atleast those kids have freedom while doing it since its their own choice not like those kids in Africa with AKs, are being forced to fight

    • @beninwarrior4579
      @beninwarrior4579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@joksizantos7520 can you stop speaking of africa like its some collective. Most of africa is at peace and doesn't have child soilders.

    • @SkKedDy
      @SkKedDy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Benin Warrior ok

    • @deathgripskaraoke9351
      @deathgripskaraoke9351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@swguren thats not even the case everywhere though

    • @joedollarbiden9823
      @joedollarbiden9823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AKMs probably

  • @xeonicelite
    @xeonicelite 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    You're like a Great Value brand Sam O'Nella Academy and I dig it

  • @lindomthembu4017
    @lindomthembu4017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    I appreciate this video and the whole "Project Africa " thing. Nice to see African history been given some love. Also, as a Zulu dude ,I agree , the Zulu are hella overrated. Nice to see other cultures get some shine for a change.

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I'm glad you liked it! I thought it was really fun to research, because so few videos like this are out there. Hopefully that changes soon. I might make an Indian weapons video at some point as well, because sub-Saharan Africa and India definitely take the cake for coolest weaponry.

    • @niormorningstar3691
      @niormorningstar3691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The Zulus are overrated and the were beaten Twice by the Xhosas ,who also beat the English but were tricked due to their trusting nature .

    • @belalabusultan5911
      @belalabusultan5911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dude, your'e like a Greek saying that Spartans are overrated....

    • @geeofhousekillakaze2710
      @geeofhousekillakaze2710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like seeing another culture get some shine. But we are not overated.

    • @lindomthembu4017
      @lindomthembu4017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@belalabusultan5911 Okay. I stand by what I said. The Zulu are impressive for where they were. But they didn't influence the continent the same way other African kingdoms. They were the biggest fish in the most underdeveloped region of Africa. My fellow Zulus have an over inflated nationalist ego. Other tribes like the Xhosa who are equally as powerful, and who in fact defeated the Zulu , and lasted much longer against the British, get ignored by the world at large. In lieu of the Zulu. They're overrated

  • @georgy2596
    @georgy2596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    As someone who lived in Russia, I can confirm that the greatest weapon IS winter, and it gets tested on the civilians every year

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      As a Minnesotan, I can also relate

    • @eacalvert
      @eacalvert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HistoryHouseProductions as someone raised up in da UP I can agree with that

  • @iammrbeat
    @iammrbeat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    How do you not have more subscribers yet?

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It's probably Obama's fault.

    • @RanMaru144
      @RanMaru144 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HistoryHouseProductions or mine hahahahahahahaha oh yeah I'm the devil hi nice to meet you

    • @BWITHYURI
      @BWITHYURI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HistoryHouseProductions THANKS ALOT OBAMA!!!! 😒😒😒

  • @Matthew-yo8we
    @Matthew-yo8we 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    The iklwa is actually pronounced pretty much how you thought it should be pronounced

    • @vextorite
      @vextorite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Dude, I died when he did the right pronunciation 😂😂😂

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Whenever I say it, I try to make it sound like a stabbing every time

  • @thabothubane6607
    @thabothubane6607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Bruh I'm South African and I thoroughly enjoyed your video😂😂😂

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m so glad you liked it!

    • @thabothubane6607
      @thabothubane6607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @42 Yeah that's more of a African American's department. Im South African. Word of advise though, just stick to saying it when none of us are around.

    • @siddaslothman2273
      @siddaslothman2273 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      42 You may have a standard n word pass. Two uses a day. Unavailable on Sundays.

    • @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
      @babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @42 no you will get bit on sight

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ey yooooo!

  • @ibejibenson1783
    @ibejibenson1783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    They are overrated because British lost a lot of battles to them, so they made the Zulu seem so powerful to explain their loss

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      True, they mostly succeeded due to the simple fact that they were a united army that had a strong trading relationship with Europeans so they had access to European goods and weapons there opponents didnt. They also mostly fought smaller, disconnected tribes with their larger united army. When they fought the British they had a massive numerical superiority in addition to the home field advantage and the British lost a few battles to them mainly due to incompetence of their leaders in the field. The Zulus were great fighters for the region but overall they dont compare to contemporary armies in other parts of Africa like the Mali empire, the Dahomey, or Ethiopian empire.
      Another thing not alot of people realize is that in that part of Africa warfare was fairly low intensity, similar in many ways to very early Greek city states: one tribe would raid another, maybe a couple people would get injured or die, then the loser would give the winner either goods, cattle, or land. The Zulu stood out because they learned to coordinate better and had a more "take no prisoners" attitude and fought to kill, something they learned from hunting elephants and from dealing with European traders. It's a bit like the Zulu's opponents were expecting a boxing match but the Zulus showed up with a knife or a gun, they played to win.

    • @ibejibenson1783
      @ibejibenson1783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@arthas640 woow you said it all right, African empires did fight much wars like in Europe back then so military technology didn't really advance but the Nubian/Kush were for me one of the strongest they also had an encounter with the Persian after the Persian conquered Egypt and tried to move south, they also stood their ground against Rome when Rome tried to tax their people with the Egyptians.

    • @blenshanegro3260
      @blenshanegro3260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@arthas640 but that's most of precolonial africa. Zulus just got lucky due to a poor commander in one battle

    • @bangerzt.v7532
      @bangerzt.v7532 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, what????? Lmao

    • @zozidedodo780
      @zozidedodo780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ibejibenson1783
      Nubian were great and all but check your facts Egyptians built the pyramids first the oldest pyramid in the world is djoser pyramid in Giza also in comparison the Egypt pyramids are way bigger

  • @pingmann
    @pingmann 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    How does AFRICA fit EARTH?
    WHEN IT ALREADY HAS THE PAUL BROTHERS EGOS?

    • @thatguybrody4819
      @thatguybrody4819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      it's an impressive feat all on its own to contain both paul brothers egos.

    • @woahmannchill
      @woahmannchill 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      They had us in the first half not gonna lie

  • @ethanw978
    @ethanw978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The subtle lisp makes this so much better

    • @flarion00
      @flarion00 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It does😆

  • @abdulazizbature2615
    @abdulazizbature2615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    " *Russia had winter* "
    Gengis khan : hold my horse milk

  • @kaelanschmidt2980
    @kaelanschmidt2980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Theres a man who is reconstructing African martial arts and he placed in a HEMA tournament with a mambele. Dude's a boss

  • @unix8979
    @unix8979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    For a second I genuinely believed earth could fit I was like “Yeah that makes sense... wait”

  • @genericlegionaryrecruit7235
    @genericlegionaryrecruit7235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    When you're trying to subjugate a continent and a bunch of dudes hopped up on mushrooms and armed with cool looking spears start running at your colony

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Smh. Like just let me exploit your resources and land in peace.

    • @viveka2994
      @viveka2994 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HistoryHouseProductions agreed

  • @quillinkhistory9539
    @quillinkhistory9539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    4:15 - You sure that things isn't just a wrench that the westerners mistook for a weapon?

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I’ll have to consult my sources on that one.

    • @gabistodolka4682
      @gabistodolka4682 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s Shown In Most Art Work And Written Records From The Time By Both Westerners And Africans That Its Intentional Use As A Weapon.

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s a joke my dude

    • @pjnoonan1423
      @pjnoonan1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah, the Wakandans had to fix their sonic engine ships somehow, right?

    • @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
      @cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well even if it was that would definitely work as a weapon.

  • @cholulahotsauce6166
    @cholulahotsauce6166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    According to the captions, the Zandi used a weapon called the McRib 🤣

  • @creamCarnivalJones1234
    @creamCarnivalJones1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    No one:
    History House Productions: yo who's the most creative when it comes to *slaughtering your own human brothers and sisters*

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dang straight

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Someone had to say it

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hands down Africa. I forgot which culture I think the Zander that had a spear that wouldn't look out of place in the hands of demon god of pain.

    • @nabadon2853
      @nabadon2853 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hainleysimpson1507 thank you. Yes we tried to get a lil bit creative... Tried to go out of the box while still causing massive amounts of pain and suffering.

  • @ngashjr
    @ngashjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The one thing I like about our ancestors is that wars usually resulted in few fatalities. My tribe expanded through land purchases, blood brotherhood, intermarriage, and ransoming, though at time they had to fight.

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s interesting!

    • @ngashjr
      @ngashjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HistoryHouseProductions If you ever need any help with researching African history especially East Africa holla...... I can also illustrate.

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen1047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    1:39 to 1:50
    The reason for the Roman pilla’s superiority has never been made more clear
    Tho it looked way lamer

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Truer words have never been spoken. The Kpinga is much cooler looking.

    • @pjnoonan1423
      @pjnoonan1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dear History House Productions,
      The Pilum was of higher metallurgical quality, was produced at a very high number and rate, as well as being more versatile than other European spears. The Pilum could be thrown and because of the design of it's point, it would pierce shields, thus becoming stuck and encumbering the shield bearer. Leaf headed spears often have a harder time penetrating armour and shields due to their wider and larger heads. It also was useful as a hand weapon, as there are multiple recorded cases of the Pilum being used in conjunction with a testudo formation to create an armoured pseudo-phalanx. The Pilum was also light enough for the Legionary to carry two at once, increasing a soldiers versatility and chance of having a main weapon during a battle. It also had a greater overall length than the Ikiwa, and since each Legionary had at least two, you didn't need to wrestle with a dead body to get your main weapon back.
      Also, the Pilum looks way cooler, you uncultured swine.

    • @firetarrasque4667
      @firetarrasque4667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pjnoonan1423 You forgot to mention that they also broke so you couldn't throw them back

    • @alibouk227
      @alibouk227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@firetarrasque4667 bent, not broke, so when you get it back later you can easily fix it I believe, and it got hardcore stuck in you, your shield, and your flesh, also bending easily lessened the chances of it breaking.

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pjnoonan1423 No way ever that it looked cooler than a kpinga, piling is just boring single use midget spear. Kpinga is steel boomerang of suffering and pain. Won't get stuck and causes way more damage, and a single can be recovered and used again without having to repair.

  • @nathangarcia7180
    @nathangarcia7180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Time for Polynesian Weapons next! Would love to see future videos on a possible Project Pacifica!

  • @sipp5657
    @sipp5657 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just want to point out a correction. Indigenious African crossbows were found in west, central and some in East Africa.

  • @ConnorQuimby
    @ConnorQuimby 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Now I’m getting really concerned:
    Is also named Connor
    Also makes fun of the French
    Also draws themselves as a stick figure
    Also works a 6 am lifeguard shift
    hey at least we do different topics right?

  • @latrodectusmactans7592
    @latrodectusmactans7592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The kapinga is hilarious because it LOOKS like one of those historical “weapons” that was purely ceremonial... But nope, it was actually used to kill people.
    Turns out a metal scribble is incredibly lethal.

  • @mfilikecartoons1574
    @mfilikecartoons1574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    _"Every anime weapons ever."_

  • @tqzama1421
    @tqzama1421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Zulu South African here. It's actually spelt "ixwa", the X is pronounced in a hard, squelching sound, hence why it was said to resemble the sound of it makes when stabbing someone. Just putting it out there. Otherwise, great vid.

  • @pj7309
    @pj7309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Notice how European commentators depict Africans with tribal looking animations and ragged clothes, while African historians emphasize kingdoms and sophisticated weaponry. It's all about perspective and respect.

    • @elcatrinc1996
      @elcatrinc1996 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      AND the narrative you want to push in order to gain control over pieces of dirt

    • @outsideiskrrtinsideihurt699
      @outsideiskrrtinsideihurt699 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      That’s because European commentators are usually used to seeing African tribes after European contact. During which the tribes ditched their armor as it couldn’t protect against guns and just slowed them down at that point.
      Historians of African history are more familiar with older kingdoms in their prime during a time before guns where armor was still prevalent.

    • @draco_1876
      @draco_1876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@outsideiskrrtinsideihurt699 Not even remotely true

    • @Daron7181
      @Daron7181 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@outsideiskrrtinsideihurt699
      The Oyo Empire and Sahelian African kingdoms used chain mail armor and mounted cavalry long after European contact.

    • @placesandspaces3489
      @placesandspaces3489 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's why when I hear their voice at first discussing Africa, I click off. I don't want to hear what THEY have to say about ANYTHING, especially about Africa.

  • @MahmoodAlGhanimi
    @MahmoodAlGhanimi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    This channel is so underrated. Hope you make it big bro from a security guy to another. Absolutely awesome content.

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Haha! Thank you so much! I really appreciate the support!

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i just found this channel and fell in love, really underrated

    • @wrbeasts9030
      @wrbeasts9030 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@arthas640 ha ha
      Same

  • @Afro_soviet
    @Afro_soviet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    i know some more african weapon that ppl fail to understand

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There’s a lot of them out there!

    • @Afro_soviet
      @Afro_soviet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      History House Productions is where a way i can collab with you to make a part 2

    • @Tyki𭙑
      @Tyki𭙑 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ik what u mean

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      it's almost like they're a whole continent down there that's been mostly disconnected from the rest of the world for centuries before the Age of Discovery.

    • @MrSnoopy100
      @MrSnoopy100 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Glock 18

  • @jimfromdiscord.8904
    @jimfromdiscord.8904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Jack Rackham and History House Productions uploading on the same time? Nice, hope you get 10k soon!

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank you so much! There was a big collab, so that’s why we all uploaded.

  • @windysolstice
    @windysolstice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sam o nella and Oversimplified combined
    This channel is lit

  • @muhammedlimbada3059
    @muhammedlimbada3059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Dude when you say zooloo instead of Zulu it kill me 😂

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m afraid those two sound the same in English. At least to me.

    • @muhammedlimbada3059
      @muhammedlimbada3059 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      History House Productions fair enough. But in South Africa you’ll get bullied for saying it like that.

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How do you pronounce it then? It might be hard to do this with writing, I guess. XD

    • @pjnoonan1423
      @pjnoonan1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Z(uh)l(uh)?

    • @talknight2
      @talknight2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@pjnoonan1423 Never heard it like that before

  • @pierrelucbouma1109
    @pierrelucbouma1109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Awesome you spoke about both my tribes Fang and Mpongwe 💯 🇬🇦🇬🇦🇬🇦

  • @Rosteg2406
    @Rosteg2406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    What if that status representing sword has those round molds just so that you could put it on your shoulder and look badass

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    the Mambelli is a perfect weapon for the Riddler

  • @peterathanasopoulos2274
    @peterathanasopoulos2274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    This is like if simple history and Sam O’Nella had a baby
    And I’m not complaining

  • @boros4925
    @boros4925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Simple avatar, clear explainations, nice speech, good humor.
    Aaaaand subscribed

    • @boros4925
      @boros4925 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Scrap that I lost my shit at the spear name the SHHHKKLR killed me

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha! Glad that someone thinks that I have nice speech!

  • @hermocrasbreadlord9557
    @hermocrasbreadlord9557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Archeologist: hey I found this weird thing that I cant really explain
    Professor: just label it as "ceremonial"

    • @eacalvert
      @eacalvert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Truer words have never been written
      And here we have this amazing new find.
      What did they use "it" for
      Oh umm uh... (Whispering) dude we have no f ing clue what do I tell them ...idk just make something up tell them it was ceramonal or something
      We believe it was used for ceramonal and religious purposes
      *General public* omg that's so amazing ancient ppl were so in touch with their spirituality.
      *Archaeologist* omg I can't believe they just bought that lie... Well guess this is what we'll tell them when we don't know stuff

  • @HistoryandHeadlines
    @HistoryandHeadlines 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Nice editing with the animations and an interesting topic, too! :)

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks! I haven’t had a chance to watch your video yet, but I’m planning to get to it tonight. XD

    • @HistoryandHeadlines
      @HistoryandHeadlines 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HistoryHouseProductions You're welcome! I'm planning on watching all of them throughout the day and sharing the playlist with my students as an optional extra viewing assignment for them.

  • @twoscarabsintheswarm9055
    @twoscarabsintheswarm9055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "The French had the Baguette" - truer words have never been spoken

  • @normalguy1729
    @normalguy1729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Africa makes everything cool.

  • @stinkhorn
    @stinkhorn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love your channel! It's cool to see someone make videos on African history!

  • @Max_Le_Groom
    @Max_Le_Groom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:59 I thought it said "West African Sharingans."

  • @garmenlin5990
    @garmenlin5990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "It turns out that guns are better"
    Daryl Dixon 10 years into the outbreak: Hold my beer

  • @stantani8817
    @stantani8817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Happy to be a Zande South Sudan 🇸🇸🇸🇸🇸🇸🇸🇸🇸🇸

  • @jonahv5149
    @jonahv5149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Im from south Africa and i confirm theses weapons.

  • @hylacinerea970
    @hylacinerea970 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the overarching theme here is the high YEET factor

  • @grillsinandout7600
    @grillsinandout7600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm a Nigerian and
    This video is African certified

  • @aidanheaney5301
    @aidanheaney5301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    These weapons look like a Swiss army knife unfolded

  • @oliverfm3263
    @oliverfm3263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Hmm yes, my mom also makes the “gyrhdjhlxkoclujio” sound.

  • @kypeter1361
    @kypeter1361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fang person here! Thank you for mentioning my people, your channel is amazing.

  • @abdel2894
    @abdel2894 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    3:16 I laughed too much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @terminalterry8628
    @terminalterry8628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I had to think about the jupiter thing for a sec

  • @atlanteanproductions5330
    @atlanteanproductions5330 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    3:49 hey that axe is in assassin's creed origins

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Probably not the same axe, but the Egyptians did have a similar one I think!

    • @valmm666vampire
      @valmm666vampire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3:25 This axe is in Ac Origins and Odyssey

  • @mat467
    @mat467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Underrated channel

  • @arthas640
    @arthas640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    A hobby of mine is trying to figure out how different armies would compare to eachother similar to the show Deadliest Warrior (which i loved) and i've always wondered how a sub-saharan african army would stack up against a similar European or Asian equivalent. I'd love to see a medieval army of knights and man at arms or an army of Samurai and Ashigaru go up against the Dahomey or Zulu.

  • @Ispeedymg
    @Ispeedymg 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE MORE SUBS I fucking love this (no pub intended) black humor take on history.

  • @foedickson6128
    @foedickson6128 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lol, Africans are wiiiiild yo😏. I love my peoplez 😌🙏🏾

  • @angelwashere8864
    @angelwashere8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Africa is so big you can fit Africa in it.

  • @memescap1236
    @memescap1236 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good job Love from the states

  • @puddy606
    @puddy606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My dad was born in South Sudan and was a refugee. He always tells me about the weapons they used to hunt.

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's super interesting! What kind of weapons would they use?

    • @puddy606
      @puddy606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      History House Productions
      He talked a lot about Spears. There were not that many specific names for it he was pretty young. He lived there from ages birth-8. He would usually stay back at the village while the adults hunted.

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That’s really cool!

  • @DamienZshadow
    @DamienZshadow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude! I came into this wanting to be educated as a martial artist and interested in world history but I am dying over the humor. My facial expressions went from questionable to downright crying. You earned my subscription to this one video alone

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you so much! Unfortunately, I cannot teach you any martial arts.

  • @TerribleTonyShow
    @TerribleTonyShow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This'd be a good Simple History video

  • @rudydsouza7432
    @rudydsouza7432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    *Watches deadliest warrior once*

    • @rudydsouza7432
      @rudydsouza7432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm glad you got that reference

  • @2krandolph
    @2krandolph 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG! The narrator is hysterical! All history ought to be taught this way.

  • @coladose35
    @coladose35 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Sees thumbnail: Didn't know Dildos were Weapons

  • @cackjooper
    @cackjooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Sick African Weapons"
    Me: *eBoLa*

  • @Marouu1
    @Marouu1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Ah yes *OP AFRICAN WEAPONS THAT WERE NERFED BY EUROPEAN*

  • @gregbaranszky545
    @gregbaranszky545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine getting mugged by a dude holding a kapenga.

  • @ThisisBarris
    @ThisisBarris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'm quite happy to see my mom as one of your sources in the description. I always said she was a fountain of knowledge.
    Great video Connor! Or do I mean... God?

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’ll be going by God from now on.

    • @quillinkhistory9539
      @quillinkhistory9539 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HistoryHouseProductions God, Connor and holy Timmy 🙌

    • @ThisisBarris
      @ThisisBarris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HistoryHouseProductions As one should.

  • @blandnudle7362
    @blandnudle7362 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My parents are from south Africa and they used to tell me different stories about the place I wasn't born there but it's cool to see different weapons from African history

  • @SayedAfeen
    @SayedAfeen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    *WHEN HE SAYS ANYTHING WITH A S I WANT TO JUST BE DEAF*

  • @95cobhc
    @95cobhc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This channel is underratted! love your work, keep it up

  • @taufikyogi49
    @taufikyogi49 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    lmao you missed one it's called the ak47

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It’s so boring compared to these ones though.

    • @pjnoonan1423
      @pjnoonan1423 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Few know the AK 47 was taken from an earlier design that ancient Russian mammoth traders brought from Germany on their way to Egypt.

    • @utzius8003
      @utzius8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Arnez Willis There really isn't such a thing of superiority between the AR and AK type rifles, since it depends on what you want to use them for.

    • @utzius8003
      @utzius8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Arnez Willis Well, if you wanted to harm unarmored civilians the AK 47 would be a better option than the AR 15, as the 5.56 Nato round has a smaller wound channel than the bigger 7.62 round of the 47. But most gun crime is committed with handguns, as they are easily cobcealable, just as effective as a rifle against unarmored civilians and can also hold around 20-25 rounds with an extended magazine. The AR 15 thing is mostly just a stereotype.

  • @irishm9812
    @irishm9812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’ll tell you what this is prolly one of the funniest silly videos I’ve found in a while too many people take these videos real serious I like your turn on it good job man keep it up!

  • @the_jurny3442
    @the_jurny3442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Europeans: *_I'LL MAKE THE MOST DEVASTATING WEAPON TO RAIN HAVOC ON THE ENEMIES_*
    Meanwhile in Africa: *_haha benis :DDDDD_*

    • @hainleysimpson1507
      @hainleysimpson1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What makes more of a statement than killing something with a steel multi penis.

  • @defimperia2373
    @defimperia2373 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    History with Humour. Marvellous!

  • @horseyhorsehorse6238
    @horseyhorsehorse6238 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Dude really armchair historian opening and “more on that later” damn

  • @1stPrivateAccount
    @1stPrivateAccount 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    This South African approves your slating of the naming

  • @tieforest4871
    @tieforest4871 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "West African crossbows were much longer than Asian or European models" hehehehe size matters😏😏

    • @utzius8003
      @utzius8003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I thought it was the people from central Africa that had *cough* big crossbows *cough* .

  • @mirjana5514
    @mirjana5514 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm glad I found you're chanell😊!now I know how to make weappons to...do stuff!yaaaaaaay!!!!!!😁😁😁😁

  • @krassergamerLP
    @krassergamerLP 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:46 makrigga my .....

  • @Vpeezydoesit
    @Vpeezydoesit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Curved swords ... they have CURVED SWORDS !!

  • @masonmunoz8679
    @masonmunoz8679 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    “the russians has winter”

  • @Chapter-cz6ct
    @Chapter-cz6ct 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Forged in Fire really prepared me for this video

  • @praetorianrex5571
    @praetorianrex5571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Do you reply to comments?

  • @kaydgaming
    @kaydgaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This feels like I’m watching Samuel o’Nella

  • @IpernickTheGreat
    @IpernickTheGreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Good video. Thanks Obama!

  • @TheZombieSlayer1155
    @TheZombieSlayer1155 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    U have a way of making history a lot of fun and fucking funny, cant wait untill the 1m special. Wont be lomg

  • @milkman8606
    @milkman8606 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNice

  • @ZorkonThePanda
    @ZorkonThePanda 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What a thoughtful and rethrothpective Video you can really thee the rethearch that went in to making thith thankth for the hithtory lethon

  • @theurbangoose6918
    @theurbangoose6918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Makrigga more like manig- 😂

  • @mrkhu160
    @mrkhu160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Glad I found this channel u really did ur research and put effort which really impresses me

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank you! My research is pretty surface level compared to some other channels out there, but I try.

  • @Bafftubz10
    @Bafftubz10 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why do I keep finding small channels with top notch quality vids

  • @Waldemarvonanhalt
    @Waldemarvonanhalt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The club at 03:00 is colloquially called a "knopkierrie" in South Africa (knobbed cane/walking stick - Afrikaans) and people still use it often when there are mass riots or just in general violence. I work at a hospital near the border with Botswana and last week I saw a patient who sustained trauma to his cranium and face from being attacked by someone wielding such a club. He had a clean Le Fort I fracture of the maxilla.

    • @HistoryHouseProductions
      @HistoryHouseProductions  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew the “knopkierrie” part, but I didn’t know they were still used. I’m glad you were there to help!