How to impress Asian parents Parent:He got 15 years work experience! He's 9! Me:How's that possible Parent:Because he does 5 jobs at the same time Me:That's 45 years work experience.
@@Eep2653knowing that bum means butt. I read this as butt butt butt butt butt… 🤣🤣🤣 I’d think the jingle would go more like this: bada ba ba ba~~~ (etc.)
To be fair, one of my calculus teachers kinda sucked… so I learned more by reading the textbook … attending class mostly to keep on pace and know when the tests were going to happen
See your cousin from Japan ASH KETCHUM! He has 20 years work experience. He's 10 YEARS OLD. How did he do this? He used his Asian TIME MANIPULATION POWERS.
I love the fact, that Steven can play so different characters basically by emotions. I'm sure we can find out who is who's even if he'll play both of them in same clothes
Yo fr love seeing more appreciation specifically for his acting, I love it so much! He makes me contemplate how we humans move around in a room and express so many subtleties and moods just through that which are really hard to put into words. And this is coming from a linguistics enthusiast. I just love being a homo sapiens. I love how we move, how we speak, our voices, our faces, how our faces move, amazing. Steven is utilizing all of that. Then he makes me contemplate comedy and psychology too lol. Used to think Steven looks like an ex classmate of mine but now I've got so much positive association with his face that I now think my ex classmate looks like him.
@@kurtsudheim825 it cant be a disorder if everyone has it. I just dont believe i have it and look at that i live a full life without being labelled as defective. Believe what makes you better not whatever someone else is paid to tell you to believe. (Obviously there are a ton of situations this doesnt work for example :heart failure.)
Probably just like their parents did to them. They are usually correct in hindsight. Mainly who you want to be friends with as a child and or who you are friends with. Being friends with too many wrong people for too long can negatively turn your whole life upside down. Not to mention the lives of your loved ones. Mainly in the sense of being loyal to your friends while knowing they are engaged in criminal activity. Being loyal to your friends and not wanting to betray your friends is one thing. But being loyal to your friends by always being there on the spot while they are doing criminal activities. That is something completely different mainly in the sense that you yourself are involved. Not to mention the so-called friends who want to take advantage of you. Either they are looking for a scapegoat or they want to take advantage of you financially. Therefore, real good loyal friends who bring out the best in you And who don't associate with you just because they can benefit financially from you. should be appreciated all the more.
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"150 degree sun, barefoot, in the snow"
So his feet were being burned and frozen at the same time.
Hardcore
U can get burnt from freezing too. Who knows, one burn might be canceling the other one out
👍
Swinter
He got frostburn.
Boiled
Timmy's parents are still disappointed he's not a doctor.
Still not a doctor...at 9!
@@michaelliu4090 yes
He in china and his name is timmy😌😌..
he had the experience of 15 years and he's 9🤣
XD
"He look like Tom Holland, YOU LOOK LIKE THANK YOU NEXT"☠️☠️☠️
If you think about that, that was a self roast
Timmy ur Tom Holland Timmy u comment on this wow
@@keithonline20MC DONALDS JINGLE...WAD DA HAILLLLL
😂
That would hurt
“Timmy got 15 years of work experience, he’s 9.” - the line killed me.
He got Five jobs lols
How to impress Asian parents
Parent:He got 15 years work experience! He's 9!
Me:How's that possible
Parent:Because he does 5 jobs at the same time
Me:That's 45 years work experience.
@@SaifonTH-camwell Timmy started at 6, that's why he got 15 years exp.
@@Egyptianlizard
Asian parent: When timmy was 6 years old he was NINE
i am
your 600th like.
When Timmy was born he had already started 5 businesses.
When he was in his mother's womb, he became CEO of Amazon, Google and Tesla at the same time. After that all 3 companies got even more rich
@@MiyuKuhaku don’t forget Disney
I thought it was 6
When Timmy was born he congratulated his parent by giving them money from the million dollar business that he started inside the womb
When timmies mom and dad have night mares, they go to his room.
Meanwhile, Timmy's parents are condecendingly comparing him to his legendary cousin Steven.
Right? They need to conspire to switch parents, would make a fun movie
like, steven walks barefoot in hot lava and you're having a problem with snow
The based one that can respond to his parents
It's always like that. Asian parents portraying your cousin like this super genius and you the failure.
"Why you waste time with _5 lousy job_ when Steven has successful TH-cam channel!?"
"He look like Tom Holland, you look like "thank you, next".😂
"Back in China, we use to roundhouse kick each other in the face".😂😂😂
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
'Timmy has ADD, and he walked it off!'
“He learned to play Mozart from listening to the macdonalds jingle”😂😂😂
“YOU WANT YO LOFI STUDY BEATS?!”
@Elyse bum bum bum bum bum im lovin it
@@Eep2653knowing that bum means butt. I read this as butt butt butt butt butt… 🤣🤣🤣
I’d think the jingle would go more like this: bada ba ba ba~~~ (etc.)
The mcdonalds mcjingle
But if he didn't have electricity, how could he have even heard the jingle? It's not like they play it in the restaurant lol
" He look like Tom Holland "
" You look like thank you, next "
Damn that hit hard 🤣
Can relate to that. 🥲😂
FR
What is thank u next
😂
Truck hard
Bro got a masters degree in emotional damage
more like PHD
"the only language you speak is FAILURE"
that goes Hard
Most supportive asian parent 💀
And then they did suicide
nah its every normal asian
as an asian i can confirm this is true
I can confirm this too.
Sounds like some people I know💀
"Timmy learned calculus from the back of milk cartons"💀
To be fair, one of my calculus teachers kinda sucked… so I learned more by reading the textbook … attending class mostly to keep on pace and know when the tests were going to happen
"Some people can read a chewing gum package and learn the secrets of the universe" -?
What ducking milk cartoons have calculus instructions on them. Technically that makes them the se as book then, functionality wise
with NO ELECTRICITY!!!
BRUH
"He look like Tom Holland. You look like 'thank you next!' "
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
WAHT THA HAILLL
got me dying on the floor💀
15 years experience at 9 years old, he is the Chinese Ash Ketchum
See your cousin from Japan ASH KETCHUM! He has 20 years work experience. He's 10 YEARS OLD. How did he do this? He used his Asian TIME MANIPULATION POWERS.
Lol
He failed to catch zubat though
@@GuiALO That is true. But he captured the god of time to do the time manipulation thing.
Nah he got 3 years of work, with 5 jobs so 15
You a freakin failure
„Back in China, we used to roundhousekick each other in the face!“😂💀
Kungfu Soccer reference...🤣
国足太菜了……史蒂文说的也不是很现实🫤
I choked when i heard this
😂😂😂😂
@@icyman8957 was about to say that 🤣
"Timmy learnt calculus from the back of a milk cartoon" got me dying 😂😂
I think he suffers from EMOTIONAL DAMAGE now
Steven's cousin is the type of guy every company is looking to hire
Hes 9 years old 💀
@@jozuehernandez9732 Even bettaaaaaa! He will be able to provide for family longa!
But no willing to pay for
@@jozuehernandez9732even bettah
Child labah is free emproyee!
Not me just you
“Timmy got attention deficit disorder. He walked it off” 😂
Ikr?? I died 🤣
@Correct you need attention ☺️. from your parents
I just ignored having it.
Wish I can walk mine off
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You look like thank you next"💀💀
“DA MCDONALDS JINGOL!”
🤣🤣🤣
because he does 5 jobs at once 😭
And he has ADD!?!
@@HLHS_Fishingno, he walked off of it
3 years 5 Jobs 15 year exp
@@simona7069 , and he's 9 years old!
😆 🤣 😂
@@normacroberts-hakizimana8785 ikr
I like the way Steven's dad raises his head and voice to emphasize his point.😂
409 likes no replies let me fix that
Let me also fix that
AS A TIM THAT HAS ADHD THIS IS HOW YOU DEAL WITH IT
Welcome to Asian
Asian here, this was depressingly accurate!
“Roundhouse kick each other in the face” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤
“He has 15 years of job experience, he’s 9”
Bro started working in the nuts💀
"The only language you speak is failure "
😆This line hit hard
We should talk sometime. Fail each other 😂
I was about to say what @Dormichi Said
At least I'm fluent
fr lol
"then how come you understand me?"
“15 years of experience! He’s only 9!”
“How is that even possible?”
Ash and Pikachu: *allow us to introduce ourselves*
Stay 11 for 25 years so fax
??
@@Everstardust3918 ash has been on the Pokémon anime for 25 years, but he’s only 11.
@@Z0neXDthebestand with all of his adventures
I thought he was 10- ig I was wrong💀
"We had to play in the 150 degree, barefoot, IN THE SNOW!" 💀💀💀
"You look like thank you next!" 💀⚰️
timmy is no longer human, he is a supernatural being
He's just asian
He’s a saiyan
@@Link_Hyrule211 all asians are saiyans
Just like Ling Ling
@@ros9764 I’m British, I’m an acrosian XD
"He got attention deficit disorder and walked it off" 💀💀💀
That shit killed me! 😂😭
😂😂😂🤣
@@battyblair3303 I about spit my coffee out
Yeah ..that was it for me. Everything else was a bonus.
i died!
“You look like thank u next” got me dying fr💀
"Timmy learnt calculus through the milk cartons" absolutely kills me
“We had to play in the 150 degrees sun, barefoot in the snow”
That makes perfect sense
His dad existed before physics were invented
-150 degrees probably🤣
Insert Ohio joke here
Lol ikr
Because physics not invented yet
Shout out to Timmy’s dad for actually coming back with the milk so that his son can learn calculus.
Milk & cigarette cartons in that case 👌🏼
I still failed pure math in matric
i am glad I paid my internet bills and got to read this comment
Lolol!
◀️ field
"Thank you next...."biggest emotional damage so far😂😂
Lore accurate asian parent right there. 😂
“You look like ‘thank you next’!“ 💀
Relatable lmfao 😭
“150 degrees barefoot in the snow” this needs to be the name of someone’s album, it’s clean.
truee
Yeahhh
Not gonna lie, it'd go pretty hard as an album name for the right metalcore band. I can see erra doing it actually lol.
I wonder how fast 1ft of snow would melt in 150F weather
You might be interested Hostiles on the Hill . . . Or Hoth for short. A pretty good song
"Timmy learned calculus from the back of milk cartons"
Well the only thing I learned ws the carton's trademark 💀
"We had roundhouse kick each other in the face" dam that's crazy💀
Shaolin Soccer!
*"You look like thank you next"*
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE 💀
GawdDAYUM
That violated emotional damage
Unreal as my father says
Because he got his looks from him
Nice pfp
In my family, I AM THE COUSIN
*“150 DEGREES IN THE SUN, BAREFOOT IN SNOW”*
😂😂
it makes no sense, it’s hot but snowy🤣
My parents aren't even Asian and I feel this wtf.
Check your family roots
@@MIDO44444 they might say he failed at checking.
😂😂😂😂
Your parents are asian on the inside.
@@MIDO44444 Im mystery white flavor. My dad has Russian ancestry. That's as close to Asian as I can get lmao.
The nicest dad in Asia 💀
Ong 🤣
Or the Middle East 💀
@@user-wh4fx4cn1t 💀
@@user-wh4fx4cn1t Middle East Asia…
@@user-wh4fx4cn1t Or ohio💀
HE HAD TO PLAY IN THE 150 DEGREE SUN IN THE SNOW
we need a vid where Timmy's parents compares Timmy to Steven-
“Timmy speaks 6 languages, the only language you speak is ✨ FAILURE ✨”
Honestly, I would speak that. What is it anyways, a broken version of every language.
@@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 no that would be English. Failure would be the cavemen drawings in the caves
🤣🤣🤣🤣 omg
💀💀💀
💀💀💀
“The only language you speak is, Failure” 😂😂😂💀
Faaaaiiiiilure 🤣
yes
Captain of the soccer team! Had to play in the 150° sun, barefoot , in the *SNOW*
Lol😂
‘back in china we used to ROUND-HOUSE KICK EACH OTHER’💀💀💀💀💀💀
Lesson not learned: Never talk back when a parent is shaming you or proving their point.
so ture, you will get scoled more
Once my mom got angry because i didnt talk back
@@1stimpression271 it's always like "don't dare talk back" or "why don't you say anything are you not listening "
Actually, I've quelled my parent's temper easily, but maybe it's my own temper that's teh issue- they hae to calm me down
@@tatsuyahiiragi416the table turned?
"Road House!"
- Peter Griffin
This guy never disappoints.
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT
As an asian, you have to bring 3 diplomas just as you come out of the womb.
Timmy was premature and had 5 masters.
@@anthonycraig274 😂😂😂
Yappp
@@anthonycraig274 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Timmy speaks 6 LANGUAGES"
"the only language you speak is FAILURE"
i gotta remember that
😂🤣
You know what people say, about learning your first language from your parents! :D
So true tho
So many Asian moms here tell me how their own kids don’t even know Chinese for example 😂
This dude is just so funny with all these exaggerations 😂
“he learned calculus from the back of MILK CARTONS!”
im gone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Timmy learned how to speak 6 languages by singing his ABCs
341 likes and no comments? LET ME FIX THAT
537 likes and 1 comments, let me fix that.
Only 2 Comments imma fix that
if you don't understand, 6 languages use the latin ABCs
it's easy as 123
" The only language you speak..is failure!" LOL the Numb Damage sinks in..😂😂
'Timmy learned calculus from the back of milk cartons' I'M DEAD
_"Timmy had attention deficit disorder and he walked it off"_
Timmy's gotta share his tips w the class
On god
Yep
@@EnimaMoe It can definitely be debilitating
This made me cackle!💀😭
@@EnimaMoe isn't that add not ADHD?
Timmy is a proud example of neurodivergent excellency.
Not really! Most of the time Timmy is mentioned something horrible is happening to him or someone is talking massive amounts of shit about him! 😂😂
Neurodivergent 💀💀💀whats next, neurofluid? Can I identify as a retard???
indeed
I know a big word too.............
Spaghetti
No, he isn't. He walked it off, so he "cured" himself of his neurodivergency.
i have adhd, i confirm we can walk off everything
Timmy now generates hydroelectricity for 39 countries, he used only a teardrop.
"Timmy's 9."
"He looks like Tom Holland."
...Yeah checks out.
Underrated comment😂
😂😂😂
💀🤓💀🤓💀🤓💀🤓💀🤓💀🤓💀🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
"he look like Tom Holland, you look like thank u next" 💀💀💀
Why am I laughing and grieving at the same time? Getting "emotional damage" running in my mind every day when talking to my own parents
As an asian we can confirm that we roundhouse kick opposing team in the face.
True. Bangladesh VS Maldives had more fouls then every El Classico combined.
400 like
I sitll cna't see form one eye 😮💨
Shaolin Soccer was a documentary.
@@Pouncer_FoxHahaha 😂👌
‘Timmy learned calculus from the back of milk cartons’ 💀
Edit: 1k likes? Wow im famous
Lmao
Ya this one was it.
“BACK IN CHINA WE WOULD ROUND-HOUSE KICK EACHOTHER IN THE FACE” got me ded
"Timmy got attention deficit disorder, and he walked it off"
As an Asian with ADHD, I can confirm we just walk it off
Vouch
I'm an Asian with ADHD
Yeah i know right..
How many miles? I'll try it right f'n now if it's physically possible
Haha lol
lmao same
"Timmy got attention deficit disorder and he walked it off"💀😭
🤣
15 years experience at nine is insane 😂😂😂
WHAT HAIIIIIL!!!!! LMAO
I love the fact, that Steven can play so different characters basically by emotions. I'm sure we can find out who is who's even if he'll play both of them in same clothes
Yoo why this place so quiet
Don't ask
Yo fr love seeing more appreciation specifically for his acting, I love it so much! He makes me contemplate how we humans move around in a room and express so many subtleties and moods just through that which are really hard to put into words. And this is coming from a linguistics enthusiast. I just love being a homo sapiens. I love how we move, how we speak, our voices, our faces, how our faces move, amazing. Steven is utilizing all of that. Then he makes me contemplate comedy and psychology too lol. Used to think Steven looks like an ex classmate of mine but now I've got so much positive association with his face that I now think my ex classmate looks like him.
Maybe I over-ENFPd here
No way, there's totally two Stevens
“Timmy had attention deficit disorder and he walked it off.”
So did i.
I can confirm that is not possible as someone who suffers with a sever case of it
@@kurtsudheim825 Timmy did 😂😂😂
Nah but I get it. Still it’s the Asian joke. 😅they can do anything like magic 🪄
@@kurtsudheim825 it cant be a disorder if everyone has it. I just dont believe i have it and look at that i live a full life without being labelled as defective. Believe what makes you better not whatever someone else is paid to tell you to believe. (Obviously there are a ton of situations this doesnt work for example :heart failure.)
I felt that 😂
"The only language you speak is failure" this had me dying 😂
"Thank you next" got me dying💀
"timmy has attention deficit disorder, and he walked it off 😭😭" is where i was sent
I just had to comment 😂
@@adekoyaadegboyega7585What
Maybe I should try that 😂😂
😭😭😭
Ratio
Dang my guy Timmy took meaning of life to a whole another level
“Only language you speak is failure” 😂
Parents are extraordinary creatures
In a argument where they are wrong, they still go on n on
THIS COMMENT.
FUCKING YEAH DUDE
@@user-be4zd7nc7d i won’t cuz I don’t care
@@user-be4zd7nc7dcool I won't
Probably just like their parents did to them.
They are usually correct in hindsight.
Mainly who you want to be friends with as a child and or who you are friends with.
Being friends with too many wrong people for too long can negatively turn your whole life upside down.
Not to mention the lives of your loved ones.
Mainly in the sense of being loyal to your friends while knowing they are engaged in criminal activity.
Being loyal to your friends and not wanting to betray your friends is one thing.
But being loyal to your friends by always being there on the spot while they are doing criminal activities.
That is something completely different mainly in the sense that you yourself are involved.
Not to mention the so-called friends who want to take advantage of you.
Either they are looking for a scapegoat or they want to take advantage of you financially.
Therefore, real good loyal friends who bring out the best in you And
who don't associate with you just because they can benefit financially from you.
should be appreciated all the more.
If i ever get into a fight i want this guy to announce my entrance.
FUCKING LEGIT
WHAT THE HAIILLL
Would be like Prince Zuko in Blood and Bone
best option
Bruce buffer you've been replaced
"U look like Thank u next"
150 degrees, barefoot, in the snow! That one killed my lololol.
"He look like Tom Holland, you look like Thank you, next"😂
Lmaoo
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
Do I detect a characteristic, pungent smell? It's similar to failure, but worse, like mouldy failure. Ah YES!!!
SMELL LIKE MINIMUM WAGE!!!!
Wow u watched it too!?
@@Max-oy1yy LOL.
As an asian dad, I confirm that Timmy exists.
As Timmy, I can confirm that I partially exist.
as Timmy's brother I confirm that he exists.
As Timmy's bunshin no jutsu, I can confirm that he exist
As Timmy's girlfriend I can confirm he exists and aslo good at things you don't talk about.
As the Milk carton, I can confirm that Timmy exists
Steven is definitely next level.😂😂😂
“Timmy had attention deficit disorder and he still walked it off.”😂
“Timmy look like Tom Holland-
You look like “thank u, next!!”
Bro got me flyin to heaven 💀😭🤚
Fr 💀
How did Timmy book 15-year but he's 9?!
True 💀💀💀
TIMMAH
@@uunn2857 Multi threaded work
"Why can't you be as handsome as Timmy?"
"Dad, I literally look like you. What do you expect me to look like?"
Omgg 😂😂😂
well Timmy look more handsome than his father so
Next second you realize you are beat into the 4th dimension
Davage😎
Gets smacked *
"soccer" 😂
😂😂😂 3-4 more legendary memes in just that one clip. "The only language you speak is faaailure!" 😭😭😭😭
"only language you speak is faaaillluurrreee" 😭
that hurt yo
When timmy was born, he told his dad its okay, I am the man of the house now