Doug Stanhope: Voice of America - OPRAH: P.T. BARNUM OF THE NEW MILLENIUM

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  • Doug Stanhope exposes the sausage factory of modern celebrity in Episode 3 of Charlie Brooker's Newswipe, Series 2..."I'm Doug Stanhope and that's why I drink."

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  • @hammer326
    @hammer326 12 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    doug doesnt teach me new things, he just slaps all the thoughts together that I've had for years.

  • @3miggie
    @3miggie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    “I’m Doug Stanhope and that’s why I drink” 😂😂😂

    • @rickthepower
      @rickthepower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Deserve more likes

    • @ormiga3614
      @ormiga3614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got to tell you honestly man I say that line at my AA meetings hahaha

  • @scottlebrun6782
    @scottlebrun6782 11 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Stanhope for president

    • @fotc1lova
      @fotc1lova 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shit would actually get done I'm sure.

    • @John_McDonnell
      @John_McDonnell 10 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fotc1lova Shit would not get done, he would be black out drunk without pants covered in his own vomit on the White House front lawn, 97% of the time.
      And God bless him for it.

    • @davewhitmore5743
      @davewhitmore5743 10 ปีที่แล้ว

      tribbletrimmer
      How is that any different from any other president we've ever had. Bills used to be signed on binders.

    • @TheClaudiaboy
      @TheClaudiaboy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Scott M nah, Doug please make more videos fuck the presidency

    • @frankwagner3659
      @frankwagner3659 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Somebody out there with photoshop skills, please make a mock 'hope' poster with Doug's face that just says 'BLORT!' and make the image available to the public. BLORT 2018!

  • @spunkybrewster1972
    @spunkybrewster1972 13 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "Step right up......prepare to be be horr-o-fide!"
    I laughed my ass off.

  • @Two3Productions
    @Two3Productions 14 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Doug's always been one of my favorite comedians. True genius.

  • @CheddarBob39
    @CheddarBob39 13 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "How can you look good punching him..." Man that was hilarious and so true.

  • @batmanalk
    @batmanalk 13 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Stanhope A truly down to earth dude who never fails to impress me.

  • @EMPTYUK
    @EMPTYUK 15 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is absolutely brilliant. Bravo Brooker and Stanhope.

  • @79waz
    @79waz 10 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    MORE CHARLIE BROOKER
    MORE DOUG STANHOPE
    MORE PHILOMENIA

  • @uttaradit2
    @uttaradit2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    'There's nothing going on and your missing it'.

  • @milos080878
    @milos080878 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is what i call real education in 3 minutes and 14 seconds.JUST EPIC AND EDUCATIONAL. Lenny Bruce,George Carlin,Bill Hicks,Doug Stanhope,What a great message...What a great AMERICANS.A TRUE TELLERS IN HONEST AND FUNNY WAY...this is what America has been missing for a long time now.

  • @elena16350
    @elena16350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Doug ,you are great, you have all the insight that is required-unfortunately people are people.

  • @Mashimoto_
    @Mashimoto_ 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Voice of America" needs to be its own show

  • @jarvisblay9025
    @jarvisblay9025 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    SPOKE NOTHING BUT FACTS 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @ChuckHouse420
    @ChuckHouse420 13 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dude as an aspiring comic guys like Doug Stanhope make me so goddamn happy. go tell it on the mountain brother.

  • @kazoorocketman54
    @kazoorocketman54 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm a big Carlin and Hicks fan, and I'm so glad I found this guy!!!!!!!! hahaha

  • @denken_dunken
    @denken_dunken 12 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Btw, I rate all those comics too, esp. Hicks (+ I've STILL got a 'Lenny Bruce Live @ Carnegie Hall' LP that I found years ago in a charity shop for £0.50). Seeing Hicks' 'Relentless' on UK TV back in '92-ish, back when I was 16, was a watershed moment for me. Hicks was, IS, a legend: one that is sorely missed...

  • @kazoshay
    @kazoshay 14 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    saw him live, best comedian alive

    • @raymondduplessis3491
      @raymondduplessis3491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its a fucking wonder how this man still lives

    • @kobked-x
      @kobked-x 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      mm one of, check out Steve Hughes from Australia the best video IMO, look on YT for "Steve Hughes while it's still legal full "

  • @JezebelSly
    @JezebelSly 6 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Doug. You are like the drunken uncle that ruins every wedding with a speach about how the couple will never make it.

    • @MrAppie9090
      @MrAppie9090 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And the most depressing part is, he would probably be right.

    • @harryradley
      @harryradley 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's also depressing that the this was the best comment of the ten or so that I read despite the fact you spelt speech wrong.

    • @LAnonHubbard
      @LAnonHubbard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harryradley BTW, your comment correcting someone's spelling had the incorrect phrase "It's also depressing that the this was the best comment..."

    • @harryradley
      @harryradley 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LAnonHubbard Yeah that was predictive text's fault though, obviously no one actually thinks you structure a sentence like that.

    • @1man1bike1road
      @1man1bike1road 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      that uncle is usually right

  • @TheSphinxNL
    @TheSphinxNL 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This video got me motivated to get up and sweep the patio.

  • @pilesjoursh1111
    @pilesjoursh1111 ปีที่แล้ว

    "That's what it is man, what you do is speak the truth and start harming those into the wall."
    - Bill Hicks

  • @XIANBLACK
    @XIANBLACK 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If this show were to just come out now on TH-cam as a new show it would be huge

  • @weloveslotmachinememes
    @weloveslotmachinememes 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Stanhope has surpassed Hicks in the "counterculturalist" brilliance aspect of comedy. I love listening to anything he has to say.

  • @hisbigal
    @hisbigal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you, Doug for keeping it real through tube insanity.

  • @MikeRoePhonicsMusic
    @MikeRoePhonicsMusic 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Culture is not your friend." - Terence McKenna

  • @malcolmnicoll1165
    @malcolmnicoll1165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So true. Every word. Dougie is the last bastion of sanity in this insane world.

  • @OtterMilitia
    @OtterMilitia 13 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I know it's a small detail, but I love the old suit and odd locations. For some reason that completely makes it for me.

  • @brittania1974
    @brittania1974 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Doug is eternally optimistic and positive. Anyone who thinks he is miserable, depressed or negative lives in complete denial of reality. Fake people who live in fear refuse to hear or see any truth. Good job Doug. Keep on telling it how it is.

  • @i.kaminskiy7563
    @i.kaminskiy7563 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    please do more of this!!!

  • @juanitomp
    @juanitomp 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Totally true. That's why all celebrity shows (big brother, dancing with stars...) distress me more than a psycho killer getting into my home.

  • @tallboycan
    @tallboycan 15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oprah Winfrey is the P.T.Barnum of the new millennium. Genius.

  • @maybethisnamewilwork
    @maybethisnamewilwork 12 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "This is just a ride" -Bill Hicks

  • @amypeterson4615
    @amypeterson4615 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love the music.

  • @russellcampbell9198
    @russellcampbell9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the car/bar.

  • @signifidelica2819
    @signifidelica2819 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:01 - 2:19 is hilarious
    "Step right up, it's a harrofayin, terrafayin event"

  • @DrFlaxWebFLOO
    @DrFlaxWebFLOO 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Brilliant work. Hilarious!

  • @scoutjohnson1803
    @scoutjohnson1803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Stanhope you are a hero.

  • @56jmoney
    @56jmoney 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm noticing all of the thumbs up on this comment... I'm glad I'm not the only Stanhope lover who also loves McKenna. I'm sure we all love Hicks too.
    My kind of people. Enjoy the ride my friends. Enjoy the ride.

  • @fglp666
    @fglp666 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They should have called it "the voice of truth"!!

  • @MikeRoePhonicsMusic
    @MikeRoePhonicsMusic 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the super duper cool tips, bro.

  • @glipk
    @glipk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I lost it when he started talking about the circus. What a legend

    • @sonofJurell
      @sonofJurell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Human manhole cover."

  • @chipCHIPLEY
    @chipCHIPLEY 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    This was amazing!

  • @bluemonk611
    @bluemonk611 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    coincidently listening to Stanhope's "From Across The Street" while this popped up.

  • @farneyblakeley
    @farneyblakeley 13 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I don't think I ever watched a full episode of Oprah, I'd sooner watch Jerry Springer and I hate that show. I love this guy

  • @krenwregget7667
    @krenwregget7667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "American miserablist" is the greatest term I've never head until now.

  • @METALMAN4Wii
    @METALMAN4Wii ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This guy isn't a monster he's just ahead of the curve.

  • @libertarianjury
    @libertarianjury 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant! (Well, actually, it's not all that brilliant, but it is truthful, and that's something that's in real short supply in America these days.)

  • @redprospect51
    @redprospect51 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    background music from a movie called "the fall", made this even creepier, well done.

  • @dono3804
    @dono3804 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these segments..Andy Rooney eat your heart out!

  • @DiamondSoul
    @DiamondSoul 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    @HarrisonRocks
    Completely true! How on earth can you sanction something like that?

  • @justcallmeassinine
    @justcallmeassinine 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    For 25 yrs Oprah learned and perfected the presentation of The National Inquirer on TV. She was good at that and also tapping into and exploiting the most primitive and basest of human emotions like lust,violence,greed,revenge. All they all wanted their faces on TV. She struck gold.

  • @minniemidnight3018
    @minniemidnight3018 ปีที่แล้ว

    The bit with the legless and armless vs chimp fucking gold

  • @Sou1defiler
    @Sou1defiler 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I fucking wheeze laughed at the sight of the armless and legless mma fighter and when the guy had to bend down to punch him as he hobbled around.

  • @peterjonas4971
    @peterjonas4971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Perfect.

  • @rickthepower
    @rickthepower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Once upon a time it would be a freak show .. but no!! Its an inspiration story 😂😂

  • @eyehategumbo
    @eyehategumbo 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    "...that just makes me scared to leave the house."
    LOL

  • @sarahjrandomnumbers
    @sarahjrandomnumbers 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Charla Nash had it thrust upon her in the form of a 200 lb chimpanzee called Travis that ate her entire face"
    Even 14+ years after hearing that perfectly delivered line, I still can't stop laughing 🤣🤣

  • @AtnaRecords1
    @AtnaRecords1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I should get up and sweep the patio” fucking genius

  • @art_by_ngl7128
    @art_by_ngl7128 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Dries off her tears where her eyes use to be. Aaaaaaahahahahha !
    Doug ! Doug ! Doug !

  • @scottduyser1222
    @scottduyser1222 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao.. he is drinking a blunc
    with a straw... What a riot... Funnest guy I ever saw live.

  • @smallinson
    @smallinson 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am now scared to leave the house.

  • @JoshSitar
    @JoshSitar 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh... my... (imaginary) Lord...
    This is one of the funniest (and most truthful) things I've heard in ages. I almost pissed myself laughing.
    Doug, if I ever get the pleasure of meeting you, I have a bag of 'shrooms with your name on it as a gift for all the fun and laughs you've provided me. It's the least I could do.

  • @TheDannysPlace
    @TheDannysPlace 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    Praying....to no one in particular, he puts out soe more material soon...

  • @texasB666
    @texasB666 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    i love that little car-thing he's sitting in :D

  • @thepro08
    @thepro08 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I really like the fact he is drunk but he is smarter than any guy on tv and in a 1min a something can tell you the life of a american and the realities of life... somehow he is the bad guy , oh dearism really. curt would be proud and no one will understand this reference like most doug said, his sad really but gold.

  • @H3C70R7H35CH3C73R
    @H3C70R7H35CH3C73R 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    @Yourebuying
    being a huge fan of the Fallout series, and Mr. Stanhope being my favorite stand-up comedian, I wish I'd had your thought before you did, because of how awesome it is
    who thinks Doug should have a guest spot in New Vegas working a room full of Raiders in a bombed out casino?

  • @turmuthoer
    @turmuthoer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Prepare to be horrow-fied!"

  • @retrojaxed2
    @retrojaxed2 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    And they play 'harpsicord 'music-in and out of the piece.....class : }

  • @narezul
    @narezul 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    hey!... only in the "heart land"... everything not on the coast or border with canada though youre pretty much right

  • @bongolongo
    @bongolongo 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "The human manhole cover"

  • @martin1234512345
    @martin1234512345 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nope, that just makes me scared to leave the house. haha

  • @deoriginele
    @deoriginele 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Doug is a legend

  • @klondike316
    @klondike316 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Doug Stanhope's got his head in the right place.

  • @CaptainBeefheart90
    @CaptainBeefheart90 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    YESSSSSSS i have that quote on my channel

  • @michaelnelson3752
    @michaelnelson3752 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Doug its time to raise the bar.............with two words: "Cold Duck"

  • @elizabethwinsor-strumpetqueen
    @elizabethwinsor-strumpetqueen 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is that a land rover series 1?

  • @outwithrealitytoo
    @outwithrealitytoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You can remember how to spell millennium by using this simple rhyme "Millennium if you spell it with two el's and two en's then your got it right - otherwise you've got it wrong" - only another 979 years to practise before we start all over again :-)

  • @TheAnimistOfficial
    @TheAnimistOfficial 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    these are just great, air em in the states lol

  • @razorblade42069
    @razorblade42069 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not sure of the exact name of the song, but it's by Blue Oyster Cult.

  • @infinitesimotel
    @infinitesimotel 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "The human manhole cover" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  • @iseenogoduphere8788
    @iseenogoduphere8788 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fuck that, to think after going through something as traumatic as she went through to then be taken advantage of by folk who’s only aim is to bleed their story dry to make as much cash for themselves I.e tabloid journalists to sell papers or be paraded on the Jeremy Kyle show, a guy who bathes in the tears of poor people without any care for their well-being or have their best interests at heart. Sounds like a cruel joke to play on them. I would rather shit in my hands & clap or end it than go through any of that. I feel sorry for her x

  • @rupertgiles2636
    @rupertgiles2636 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sad part is there is a market for this stuff and it will continue on as long as people consume it.

  • @politicssocialuk
    @politicssocialuk 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm Hudson sir, he's Hicks.

  • @salvador0919
    @salvador0919 12 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    LMFAO... "the human man-hole cover"

  • @DrCruel
    @DrCruel 11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is actually a way to measure America's decline. A century and a half prior, Doug Stanhope's role would have been filled by Mark Twain.
    It's sad. Very sad.

    • @HipHopAn0n
      @HipHopAn0n 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yep, America has undergone a very steady intellectual rot - it used to be one of the better educated places in the world. Look at the books which were popular in the 1800's and compare them to what's popular now.....America has been systematically dumbed down for well over a century at this point.

  • @jeffchandler968
    @jeffchandler968 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’d vote for Stanhope

  • @OwnOurLiberty
    @OwnOurLiberty 11 ปีที่แล้ว

    So true

  • @Sol53155
    @Sol53155 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    If you like unfiltered truth, you are going to love doug.

  • @TheRealChrisLopez
    @TheRealChrisLopez 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    Best comedien in the world period.

  • @Dan-rn5js
    @Dan-rn5js 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Don't forget, it was oprah who introduced the world to those two quacks Drs. Oz and phil.

  • @patrickchubey3127
    @patrickchubey3127 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm Doug Stanhope and that's why I drink ... I love that premise, all you have to do is change his name to your name, that excuse could apply to anyone, and it's my new excuse to drink. It used to be a day of the week, like " Hey it's Tuesday, let's drink some beers but after so many years, my boozing excuse could use a decent upgrade to at least make me sound partially credible.

  • @henshinman
    @henshinman 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    for america

  • @UnkleAce
    @UnkleAce 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love Doug 😂👏😂

  • @Filiolus
    @Filiolus 13 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nope, just makes me scared to leave the house.
    AHHAHAHHA

  • @DobermansRock
    @DobermansRock 13 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Stanhope he is the MAN...

    • @alundavies8402
      @alundavies8402 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is the Geezer in England that is what we call it well in London anyway

  • @sakar181
    @sakar181 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Here's American miserablist and drunk'
    That sounds like me! ^_^

  • @JeffBodeanCinema
    @JeffBodeanCinema 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    What the title of the classical music playing in the background? I should know it, I probably have it in my music folder and just can't recall the title. Was it a Beethoven piece used in Immortal Beloved? Something Kubrick used in one of his films?

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      7th symphony, 2nd movement I think

  • @AdaptorLive
    @AdaptorLive 14 ปีที่แล้ว

    The thing he's sitting in is awesome!

  • @andrewnolfo
    @andrewnolfo 15 ปีที่แล้ว

    yea i got a kick out of the miserablist title too. Hey phallicmonk, what makes you say better than hicks? Im not being contentious I love them both dearly and just curious as to your opinion

  • @MrNiceHk
    @MrNiceHk 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Stanhope is a genius