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  • @boiledelephant
    @boiledelephant 10 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    I love his childish glee when he says "they're filming somethin'! THEY'RE FILMING MIDGETS!" and runs off.

    • @WellMefisto
      @WellMefisto 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +boiledelephant Yeah, but... what would be so cool in someone filming midgets?

    • @JJJackson777
      @JJJackson777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      it's the mega focused cocaine look just before he jets off that gets me

    • @sandorhartig3957
      @sandorhartig3957 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This movie Is funny, but funny in the way.....like " fear and loathing in Las Vegas"!!!

  • @JoseFernandez-cm6eb
    @JoseFernandez-cm6eb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +418

    "You are an inanimate fucking object!" One of the best insults of all time.

    • @GranTruismo4head
      @GranTruismo4head 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It’s an inanimate fucking object!

    • @tooterooterville
      @tooterooterville 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You'd never have guessed that Fiennes has such excellent comedic timing!

  • @pizzaboynizza1
    @pizzaboynizza1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    The main reason I love this movie is for how well Colin Farrell portrays post-traumatic stress.

    • @adriancronin533
      @adriancronin533 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The tomorrow war nails that too

    • @OsloTime
      @OsloTime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@adriancronin533 it does! I liked that movie and In Bruges is a classic!

    • @Johnconno
      @Johnconno ปีที่แล้ว

      What! PTSD? You weren't born in Dublin, Liverpool or London then?
      A farm near a shithole?

  • @christopherruge8166
    @christopherruge8166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +414

    The depressing classical music that plays during the funny scenes is what truly makes this film a masterpiece

    • @theodorebundy2234
      @theodorebundy2234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great shout that 👏

    • @zamzamazawarma928
      @zamzamazawarma928 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Those moments are gold, as a Belgian they really feel like a parody of our own movie industry.

  • @g.h.christofascist5303
    @g.h.christofascist5303 7 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    "You hit the Canadian."
    I was dying with laughter!

    • @misstimzy
      @misstimzy 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i swear im over here dying , that scene is way too funny

    • @YasssStitch
      @YasssStitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Heet

    • @anna_bandana
      @anna_bandana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I Heet the Canadian? I don’t know what your talking about!

    • @Bourguignon28
      @Bourguignon28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that's the way some belgians would pronounce it

  • @anthonyscott4270
    @anthonyscott4270 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    To be honest I think Gleeson and Farrel go together brilliantly. Plus they both have great comic timing.

  • @danielwhite1742
    @danielwhite1742 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Saw this movie late at night once on HBO and its legit one of the funniest ever. The dead-pan tone and semi-serious classical music really take it over the top.

    • @klausschwab5236
      @klausschwab5236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sad thing is this is hilariously realistic.

  • @kbholla
    @kbholla 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    I freaking love this film.

    • @jamesshaw761
      @jamesshaw761 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colin is hilarious. But what is with his eyebrows?
      Talk about a monobrow!

    • @goofyboi1505
      @goofyboi1505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamesshaw761 he’s got two eyebrows

    • @TheLYagAmi
      @TheLYagAmi 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      On a job?? In Bruges?On a job? In here? On a job?

  • @BilboB
    @BilboB 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I love all the different pronunciation of fuck/fack/fock

    • @simonkevnorris
      @simonkevnorris 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Irish like to use feck (or is it fek).

    • @JOHNOOH
      @JOHNOOH 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *feck

    • @zrichred
      @zrichred 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Eskimos have a hundred ways to describe snow. We Irish have a hundred ways to say fuck

  • @kaisaniatan263
    @kaisaniatan263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    “You said he was a lollipop man.”
    “He was a lollipop man.”
    “What’s a lollipop man doing knowing fucking karate??”
    “I’m just saying…”
    “How old was he?”
    “Fifty five.”
    “WHAT’S A FIFTY YEAR OLD LOLLIPOP MAN DOING KNOWING FUCKING KARATE?!”

    • @drakie7024
      @drakie7024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This has got to be the funniest scene in history how he goes from serious to pissed off

  • @DaftSwank
    @DaftSwank 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    "Wotem aye tryin' ya say??? Yoos arra booncha fookin' elephants!!"

  • @oddunb6190
    @oddunb6190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I absolutely love that Ray hates Bruges for no reason whatsoever

    • @george49743
      @george49743 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean it's in Belgium but if it wasn't then all the tourists would ruin it lol

    • @kevinmccabe3984
      @kevinmccabe3984 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s because he associates the trip with his guilt

    • @HiveFleetUlfang1
      @HiveFleetUlfang1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@kevinmccabe3984it's because the writer/director went to Bruges and loved the aesthetic but also thought it was quite boring. Both of the main characters are essentially playing half his brain.

    • @kevinmccabe3984
      @kevinmccabe3984 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@HiveFleetUlfang1 I don’t think you understood what the movie was about. The man was forced into a quaint place he’d never been before while being eaten alive by his conscience every second he was there until an attempted suicide. Of course he’s not going to particularly enjoy the place he was sent after carrying the weight of child murder. Especially not without having any positive association to bruges beforehand.

  • @themrmarkprior
    @themrmarkprior 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    This film is a masterpiece. Heart breakingly sad, yet monumentally funny. Totally trumps 3 Billboards imo.

  • @jamieking9763
    @jamieking9763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    On a job? Here in Bruges? In Bruges? On a job? Absolutely kills me every time.

  • @davidharrison9324
    @davidharrison9324 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The best acting duo of all time????

  • @ejnorman8781
    @ejnorman8781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    “Yu heet the Canadian?”

  • @aaronthebox
    @aaronthebox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    This one of the movies that MANY people praised, and I thought looked dumb...but goddamn when I I finally saw it I realized it’s brilliance

  • @JesusBehindtheWheel
    @JesusBehindtheWheel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    "YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!"
    Fantastic acting and writing in this film.

  • @KeithCarey33
    @KeithCarey33 7 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Insane film. Colin Ferrell looks good saying any wacky line. He is a comic at heart, but his intensity and handsome face makes him appealing to us, the public.

  • @jools2323
    @jools2323 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I LOVE this film. A modern classic.

  • @mrwho256
    @mrwho256 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    so good, i love the scenes that Collin Farrell has when he's on drugs in the bar though, before the karate chop scene lol

  • @brettsinclair4007
    @brettsinclair4007 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This film made me go to Bruges for a Christmas holiday a few years ago, luckily I came back alive.

    • @sunsetman22
      @sunsetman22 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      what happens in Bruges stays in Bruges

    • @geg6315
      @geg6315 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did you heet any Canadians?

  • @kris242
    @kris242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “I’m sorry I called you an ‘Inanimate object,’ I was angry...”

  • @aconsideredopinion7529
    @aconsideredopinion7529 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ‘Ye are a bunch of fucking elephants’….. it’s classic. I’ve met many of this sorts of Americans…and it’s so true.
    Gleason are Farrell have great acting skills, their synergy and ability yo compliment each other is marvelous.

    • @ryanj610
      @ryanj610 29 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Shame their Americans are as British as possible

  • @darrenmorgan870
    @darrenmorgan870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The whole cast were perfect in this, when it came out I didn't think it was going to be up there with all my top films, but it was a film you'll never forget.

  • @nullterm
    @nullterm ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God I need to rewatch this absolute gem of a movie.

  • @fatri20
    @fatri20 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    2:15 you cut the absolutely most brilliant part out

    • @ElectricLadyland87
      @ElectricLadyland87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep, thats the punchline.

    • @evanabbott2737
      @evanabbott2737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oh yeah, something like “hey guys, you shouldn’t try to walk up there” and they tell him to fuck off or something..😂

    • @KD-kl4sx
      @KD-kl4sx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@evanabbott2737 “Yous are a bunch of fu*king elephants”
      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ThisHandleIsInteresting
      @ThisHandleIsInteresting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “SCREW YOU MOTHARFUCKAR.”

  • @Zdarkete
    @Zdarkete 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love this movie so much.

  • @keanomurro9835
    @keanomurro9835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The best joke for me was the Tottenham/Purgatory joke he makes in the cathedral....

  • @WellMefisto
    @WellMefisto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    02:45 one the best parts for me.

  • @howwwwwyyyyy
    @howwwwwyyyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I can't see,I can't see" Farrel pulling faces at him"I Haven't had a shag for months"

  • @Alwaysbusking
    @Alwaysbusking 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Ain't it a brilliant thing that your memory of the film is the many funny parts/jokes but a hard thick-skinned man will cry at least twice even after multiple views

    • @hmq9052
      @hmq9052 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only big fannies cry

  • @chrismac2234
    @chrismac2234 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my top ten of all time

  • @nnmartin94
    @nnmartin94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I love how we don't even see Harry until Ken stings him about Bruges being like a "fuckin fairytale or something" and he loses his shit on the phone.

  • @paulletchworth8127
    @paulletchworth8127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Colin Is so under rated the guy is a acting power house 👍👍👍👍👍

  • @dermotcasey
    @dermotcasey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Belgians are famous for only two things... Best lines of a great script

  • @Dangleesak69
    @Dangleesak69 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    On a job? Here in Bruges? Here in Bruges, on a job? 😂

  • @ThisHandleIsInteresting
    @ThisHandleIsInteresting 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    And then funnily enough Farrell plays an Irishman that can distinguish between Japanese and Chinese culture in Seven Psychopaths. I can see Martin McDonagh totally doing that on purpose.

  • @lilogden
    @lilogden 10 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ahh shit, the Canadians didn't kill john lennon did they.

    • @dimagabriel4699
      @dimagabriel4699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Yankee foockin conts did

    • @sbraypaynt
      @sbraypaynt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nah don’t bother!

  • @sulla175
    @sulla175 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This movie is an absolute masterpiece. I don't know anything about film but even I know that the juxtaposition of the incredible cinematography with the absurd story is a once in a lifetime work of art.

    • @sulla175
      @sulla175 ปีที่แล้ว

      P.s. every actor in this movie was incredible, it's almost indescribable.

  • @phredocassera2939
    @phredocassera2939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Voldemort and Alastair Moody: The early years...lol

    • @Kurtney.in.Ireland
      @Kurtney.in.Ireland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Add up fleur delacour..

    • @skyejacques
      @skyejacques 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I knew the girl looked familiar!!

  • @TheWefikus
    @TheWefikus ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This movie is so iconic, Tottenham Hotspurs have literally built their strategy around it.

  • @Shade571
    @Shade571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You forgot, I’ve had 5 pints of beer and 6 bottles, No, 6 pints of beer and 7 bottles and you know what, I’m not even pissed

  • @damiendaly983
    @damiendaly983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    gleesons face when back from toilet is so fuckin funny after doing a line

  • @meglm7091
    @meglm7091 10 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    10:30 hahhahah I can't stop laughing..that facee

    • @dmoca2091
      @dmoca2091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ...channeling his best Robert DeNiro impression...

    • @YasssStitch
      @YasssStitch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LMFAOOOO

  • @crunchynuts793
    @crunchynuts793 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "They're fimin midgets!" 😂😂😂

  • @apurugganan
    @apurugganan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You don't just say 'In Bruges' 8:49 Colin teaches *us* how to say it, like with a question mark at the end, or with disbelief

  • @seancollins7447
    @seancollins7447 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The One with the fat Americans was the funniest.

    • @Mr.LaughingDuck
      @Mr.LaughingDuck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fun fact: That fat "American" actor is actually Canadian, and that "Canadian" actor is actually American.

    • @davidappell3105
      @davidappell3105 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You like unkindness, huh?

    • @seancollins7447
      @seancollins7447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidappell3105 no it was the scene where the dad trying and failing to hit Colin Farrell was so funny.

    • @jonmansfield1164
      @jonmansfield1164 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davidappell3105 yes....rudeness is good....especially against fat Americans.

  • @talkingconscience195
    @talkingconscience195 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    What am I saying? You are just a bunch of elephants? Starts running to prove. This movie is funny and sad at the same time. Masterpiece that needs to be saved even if there is an apocalypse. It was like Leornado Da Vince's painting. Mozart's symphony.

  • @ct0760
    @ct0760 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Fuckin' Bruges....
    That line keeps with me

  • @gkprivate433
    @gkprivate433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Coach in the movie The Gentlemen, and the dipshit crazy boss's son in Horrible bosses. Great actor

  • @kparker1145
    @kparker1145 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If Brendan Gleeson and Colin Ferrell called me up for a drinking gauntlet I would be down!

  • @onelife7247
    @onelife7247 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very funny and uplifting every time.

  • @joanndavis1450
    @joanndavis1450 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    How did I miss this gem? Renting immediately.

  • @non_regulars
    @non_regulars 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "You's a bunch of fuckin' elephants!"

  • @regrahc7720
    @regrahc7720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    With this title this video should just be the entire move.....yes, even the death.

  • @omairsoomro9134
    @omairsoomro9134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The John Lennon reference is unforgettable. Thats the unspoken hate UK has for the US for taking away Lennon

    • @toddumptius2876
      @toddumptius2876 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      That uk bit is a cruel dig. Have we not suffered enough.☹

    • @davidkavanagh9551
      @davidkavanagh9551 ปีที่แล้ว

      What would an Irish hit man care about the yanks so called taking of John lennon 🤔🤔🤔

    • @michaelvega3157
      @michaelvega3157 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lennon was a piece of shit human anyway…….. you’re welcome 🙌🏼

    • @93omair
      @93omair ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaelvega3157 no son he was a legend with a fascinating life story.

    • @93omair
      @93omair ปีที่แล้ว

      @@davidkavanagh9551 Lennon was of Irish descent. Anyway, northern Ireland is in the UK so the sentiment is similar

  • @wesleydunphy9182
    @wesleydunphy9182 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got to watch this movie when I was in juvie. great film.

  • @GetOverHer3
    @GetOverHer3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Colin Farrell is just so damn funny in this movie
    Looks like a toddler

  • @carolnorton2551
    @carolnorton2551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His Eyebrows ! Funnier than the dialogue !

  • @spectatingshepherd8667
    @spectatingshepherd8667 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Crushed hard on Clemence Poesy after this movie

  • @TheYoungWolfI
    @TheYoungWolfI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Why didn't you wave hello to me today when I waved hello to you today?

  • @tooterooterville
    @tooterooterville 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Not only the Irish actors but the Irish screenplay writer as well really combine to make an excellent film.

    • @conorkavanagh4608
      @conorkavanagh4608 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well he's Irish on his father's side I think, he's English just spent his childhood visiting Ireland

  • @Appetizer76
    @Appetizer76 21 วันที่ผ่านมา

    4:19 - That face! That FACE! THAT FACE! :D :D :D :D

  • @yuhyuh7603
    @yuhyuh7603 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This movie confused me, cos it was hilarious. It's a pair of assassins talking about some dark stuff and one of them is suicidal from accidentally killing a kid, and I couldn't stop laughing.

  • @lusty444
    @lusty444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    In Bruges is a brilliant film but it’s one of those movies where you need to be on the right “Wavelength” like Coen brothers films.

  • @PepeTheFren
    @PepeTheFren ปีที่แล้ว

    02:13 You just cut at the best part of that scene. :D

  • @Reminji
    @Reminji 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This compilation misses the funniest scene, where he goes up to the dwarf completely high on cocaine and doesn't understand a word he's saying

  • @kweejibodali7009
    @kweejibodali7009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    a dream sequence with midgets, hmmm.... a homage to steve buscemi's Living in Oblivion ? " no midgets in dreams, you dream about people you know, unless you happen to know a small person..... tribute to and David Lynch ...

  • @VDA19
    @VDA19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    " I HEAT the Canadian? "

  • @monsterhuntervideos4446
    @monsterhuntervideos4446 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Punches a man out in a restaurant for being rude then calls a bunch of people fatties, LOL! He's more arrogant than the guy he KOs.

    • @toddumptius2876
      @toddumptius2876 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In fairness, there was no way they were getting up there..

    • @rtomas47
      @rtomas47 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@toddumptius2876 The dude got heart attack, Ray warned him

  • @rho008
    @rho008 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This is a really well written film, truly underrated. @7:20 the set up about something coming at him with a bottle. Which led to the girl trying to hit him with one at the restaurant. Films now have to be careful what they write and show because of possible backlash from you know what.

  • @edpolk1262
    @edpolk1262 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "A bunch of fucking elephants!"

  • @jackoneill8654
    @jackoneill8654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Also Yuri!

  • @JC42023
    @JC42023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    -Bruges is *NOT* a shithole
    -Bruges *_IS_* a shithole

  • @Socritiques
    @Socritiques 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You missed out the two best scenes

  • @anthonybirch6291
    @anthonybirch6291 ปีที่แล้ว

    You missed when Harry apologized to his wife for calling her an inanimate object.

  • @itdenelll
    @itdenelll ปีที่แล้ว

    Upload the whole movie and the title of the video would still be correct

  • @juniorsoprano7339
    @juniorsoprano7339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    6:58 who ever panited that is a wacko lol

    • @thenoble39
      @thenoble39 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep. Absolutely. Those images stayed with me forever since I first saw this awesome movie. Disgusting painting if I may say so

  • @garethhook9972
    @garethhook9972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Brill film, you know you are the rudest man,the rudest man

  • @funkymunky
    @funkymunky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "In Shithole".

  • @jamesheath7601
    @jamesheath7601 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:36 🤣

  • @Johnconno
    @Johnconno 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Is there a funny bits part 8? Where does it stop? Is the wall-eyed dog in it?

  • @colin8321
    @colin8321 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Wait, this isn't a Harry Potter spinoff?

  • @b-8514
    @b-8514 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not only was he Canadian he was also a grass

  • @jon-umber
    @jon-umber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    THE VIETNAMESE!

  • @Cryptonymicus
    @Cryptonymicus ปีที่แล้ว

    I saw this film and remember nothing about it.

  • @howwwwwyyyyy
    @howwwwwyyyyy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Or when she bails him out-in front of the police desk,"I promise I'll give you all your money and acid and ecstasy back"--Chloe-"English Humour"

  • @NothingSubversive
    @NothingSubversive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was the Canadian played by the director, Martin McDonough?

    • @Furio67
      @Furio67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No. He’s played by Željko Ivanek, an American actor (although he didn’t kill John Lennon either).

  • @themfconstable
    @themfconstable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You cut out the best line in the movie

  • @metalt1030
    @metalt1030 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You heat the Canadian? 😁

  • @mitchjones2821
    @mitchjones2821 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    The worst tourist title is mine thank you. Just ask my wife.

  • @lujo0707
    @lujo0707 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    10:32 Robert DeNiro

  • @sulla175
    @sulla175 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Sorry, I know this is my second comment on this video but this movie is criminally underappreciated. I just don't understand how this flew under most peoples' radars when it was one of the best movies ever made. Is there some subtlety to is that might be lost on most? Genuine question...

  • @Area51AlphaZulu
    @Area51AlphaZulu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love this movie, I think it’s extra funny that they couldn’t get fat Americans to play the role, so the actors PLAYED fat Americans, lol

  • @jamesheath7601
    @jamesheath7601 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:49 😂

  • @behemothahn9266
    @behemothahn9266 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The guy is 300% eyebrows... cmon!!

  • @mothersmucker1
    @mothersmucker1 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your elephants ... that is hilarious .

  • @Ser_Arthur_Dayne
    @Ser_Arthur_Dayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What if he knows Karate?!!! What's a 50-year-old Lollipop Man doing knowing karate?!

  • @_DENZEL_
    @_DENZEL_ ปีที่แล้ว

    Does this pass for an American accent ??