Saw this movie late at night once on HBO and its legit one of the funniest ever. The dead-pan tone and semi-serious classical music really take it over the top.
“You said he was a lollipop man.” “He was a lollipop man.” “What’s a lollipop man doing knowing fucking karate??” “I’m just saying…” “How old was he?” “Fifty five.” “WHAT’S A FIFTY YEAR OLD LOLLIPOP MAN DOING KNOWING FUCKING KARATE?!”
@@kevinmccabe3984it's because the writer/director went to Bruges and loved the aesthetic but also thought it was quite boring. Both of the main characters are essentially playing half his brain.
@@HiveFleetUlfang1 I don’t think you understood what the movie was about. The man was forced into a quaint place he’d never been before while being eaten alive by his conscience every second he was there until an attempted suicide. Of course he’s not going to particularly enjoy the place he was sent after carrying the weight of child murder. Especially not without having any positive association to bruges beforehand.
Insane film. Colin Ferrell looks good saying any wacky line. He is a comic at heart, but his intensity and handsome face makes him appealing to us, the public.
‘Ye are a bunch of fucking elephants’….. it’s classic. I’ve met many of this sorts of Americans…and it’s so true. Gleason are Farrell have great acting skills, their synergy and ability yo compliment each other is marvelous.
The whole cast were perfect in this, when it came out I didn't think it was going to be up there with all my top films, but it was a film you'll never forget.
Ain't it a brilliant thing that your memory of the film is the many funny parts/jokes but a hard thick-skinned man will cry at least twice even after multiple views
And then funnily enough Farrell plays an Irishman that can distinguish between Japanese and Chinese culture in Seven Psychopaths. I can see Martin McDonagh totally doing that on purpose.
This movie is an absolute masterpiece. I don't know anything about film but even I know that the juxtaposition of the incredible cinematography with the absurd story is a once in a lifetime work of art.
What am I saying? You are just a bunch of elephants? Starts running to prove. This movie is funny and sad at the same time. Masterpiece that needs to be saved even if there is an apocalypse. It was like Leornado Da Vince's painting. Mozart's symphony.
This movie confused me, cos it was hilarious. It's a pair of assassins talking about some dark stuff and one of them is suicidal from accidentally killing a kid, and I couldn't stop laughing.
a dream sequence with midgets, hmmm.... a homage to steve buscemi's Living in Oblivion ? " no midgets in dreams, you dream about people you know, unless you happen to know a small person..... tribute to and David Lynch ...
This is a really well written film, truly underrated. @7:20 the set up about something coming at him with a bottle. Which led to the girl trying to hit him with one at the restaurant. Films now have to be careful what they write and show because of possible backlash from you know what.
Sorry, I know this is my second comment on this video but this movie is criminally underappreciated. I just don't understand how this flew under most peoples' radars when it was one of the best movies ever made. Is there some subtlety to is that might be lost on most? Genuine question...
I love his childish glee when he says "they're filming somethin'! THEY'RE FILMING MIDGETS!" and runs off.
+boiledelephant Yeah, but... what would be so cool in someone filming midgets?
it's the mega focused cocaine look just before he jets off that gets me
This movie Is funny, but funny in the way.....like " fear and loathing in Las Vegas"!!!
"You are an inanimate fucking object!" One of the best insults of all time.
It’s an inanimate fucking object!
You'd never have guessed that Fiennes has such excellent comedic timing!
The main reason I love this movie is for how well Colin Farrell portrays post-traumatic stress.
The tomorrow war nails that too
@@adriancronin533 it does! I liked that movie and In Bruges is a classic!
What! PTSD? You weren't born in Dublin, Liverpool or London then?
A farm near a shithole?
The depressing classical music that plays during the funny scenes is what truly makes this film a masterpiece
Great shout that 👏
Those moments are gold, as a Belgian they really feel like a parody of our own movie industry.
"You hit the Canadian."
I was dying with laughter!
i swear im over here dying , that scene is way too funny
Heet
I Heet the Canadian? I don’t know what your talking about!
that's the way some belgians would pronounce it
To be honest I think Gleeson and Farrel go together brilliantly. Plus they both have great comic timing.
Saw this movie late at night once on HBO and its legit one of the funniest ever. The dead-pan tone and semi-serious classical music really take it over the top.
Sad thing is this is hilariously realistic.
I freaking love this film.
Colin is hilarious. But what is with his eyebrows?
Talk about a monobrow!
@@jamesshaw761 he’s got two eyebrows
On a job?? In Bruges?On a job? In here? On a job?
I love all the different pronunciation of fuck/fack/fock
The Irish like to use feck (or is it fek).
*feck
The Eskimos have a hundred ways to describe snow. We Irish have a hundred ways to say fuck
“You said he was a lollipop man.”
“He was a lollipop man.”
“What’s a lollipop man doing knowing fucking karate??”
“I’m just saying…”
“How old was he?”
“Fifty five.”
“WHAT’S A FIFTY YEAR OLD LOLLIPOP MAN DOING KNOWING FUCKING KARATE?!”
This has got to be the funniest scene in history how he goes from serious to pissed off
"Wotem aye tryin' ya say??? Yoos arra booncha fookin' elephants!!"
Luv it so much
I absolutely love that Ray hates Bruges for no reason whatsoever
I mean it's in Belgium but if it wasn't then all the tourists would ruin it lol
It’s because he associates the trip with his guilt
@@kevinmccabe3984it's because the writer/director went to Bruges and loved the aesthetic but also thought it was quite boring. Both of the main characters are essentially playing half his brain.
@@HiveFleetUlfang1 I don’t think you understood what the movie was about. The man was forced into a quaint place he’d never been before while being eaten alive by his conscience every second he was there until an attempted suicide. Of course he’s not going to particularly enjoy the place he was sent after carrying the weight of child murder. Especially not without having any positive association to bruges beforehand.
This film is a masterpiece. Heart breakingly sad, yet monumentally funny. Totally trumps 3 Billboards imo.
On a job? Here in Bruges? In Bruges? On a job? Absolutely kills me every time.
The best acting duo of all time????
“Yu heet the Canadian?”
''I HEET the Canadian? I dunno what you're talking about''
Zee Canadian
This one of the movies that MANY people praised, and I thought looked dumb...but goddamn when I I finally saw it I realized it’s brilliance
"YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!"
Fantastic acting and writing in this film.
Insane film. Colin Ferrell looks good saying any wacky line. He is a comic at heart, but his intensity and handsome face makes him appealing to us, the public.
I LOVE this film. A modern classic.
so good, i love the scenes that Collin Farrell has when he's on drugs in the bar though, before the karate chop scene lol
This film made me go to Bruges for a Christmas holiday a few years ago, luckily I came back alive.
what happens in Bruges stays in Bruges
Did you heet any Canadians?
“I’m sorry I called you an ‘Inanimate object,’ I was angry...”
‘Ye are a bunch of fucking elephants’….. it’s classic. I’ve met many of this sorts of Americans…and it’s so true.
Gleason are Farrell have great acting skills, their synergy and ability yo compliment each other is marvelous.
Shame their Americans are as British as possible
The whole cast were perfect in this, when it came out I didn't think it was going to be up there with all my top films, but it was a film you'll never forget.
God I need to rewatch this absolute gem of a movie.
2:15 you cut the absolutely most brilliant part out
Yep, thats the punchline.
Oh yeah, something like “hey guys, you shouldn’t try to walk up there” and they tell him to fuck off or something..😂
@@evanabbott2737 “Yous are a bunch of fu*king elephants”
😂😂😂😂😂
“SCREW YOU MOTHARFUCKAR.”
I love this movie so much.
The best joke for me was the Tottenham/Purgatory joke he makes in the cathedral....
02:45 one the best parts for me.
"I can't see,I can't see" Farrel pulling faces at him"I Haven't had a shag for months"
Ain't it a brilliant thing that your memory of the film is the many funny parts/jokes but a hard thick-skinned man will cry at least twice even after multiple views
Only big fannies cry
One of my top ten of all time
I love how we don't even see Harry until Ken stings him about Bruges being like a "fuckin fairytale or something" and he loses his shit on the phone.
Кто гого укусил?
Colin Is so under rated the guy is a acting power house 👍👍👍👍👍
The Belgians are famous for only two things... Best lines of a great script
On a job? Here in Bruges? Here in Bruges, on a job? 😂
And then funnily enough Farrell plays an Irishman that can distinguish between Japanese and Chinese culture in Seven Psychopaths. I can see Martin McDonagh totally doing that on purpose.
Ahh shit, the Canadians didn't kill john lennon did they.
The Yankee foockin conts did
Nah don’t bother!
This movie is an absolute masterpiece. I don't know anything about film but even I know that the juxtaposition of the incredible cinematography with the absurd story is a once in a lifetime work of art.
P.s. every actor in this movie was incredible, it's almost indescribable.
Voldemort and Alastair Moody: The early years...lol
Add up fleur delacour..
I knew the girl looked familiar!!
This movie is so iconic, Tottenham Hotspurs have literally built their strategy around it.
You forgot, I’ve had 5 pints of beer and 6 bottles, No, 6 pints of beer and 7 bottles and you know what, I’m not even pissed
gleesons face when back from toilet is so fuckin funny after doing a line
10:30 hahhahah I can't stop laughing..that facee
...channeling his best Robert DeNiro impression...
LMFAOOOO
"They're fimin midgets!" 😂😂😂
You don't just say 'In Bruges' 8:49 Colin teaches *us* how to say it, like with a question mark at the end, or with disbelief
The One with the fat Americans was the funniest.
Fun fact: That fat "American" actor is actually Canadian, and that "Canadian" actor is actually American.
You like unkindness, huh?
@@davidappell3105 no it was the scene where the dad trying and failing to hit Colin Farrell was so funny.
@@davidappell3105 yes....rudeness is good....especially against fat Americans.
What am I saying? You are just a bunch of elephants? Starts running to prove. This movie is funny and sad at the same time. Masterpiece that needs to be saved even if there is an apocalypse. It was like Leornado Da Vince's painting. Mozart's symphony.
Fuckin' Bruges....
That line keeps with me
The Coach in the movie The Gentlemen, and the dipshit crazy boss's son in Horrible bosses. Great actor
If Brendan Gleeson and Colin Ferrell called me up for a drinking gauntlet I would be down!
Very funny and uplifting every time.
How did I miss this gem? Renting immediately.
"You's a bunch of fuckin' elephants!"
With this title this video should just be the entire move.....yes, even the death.
The John Lennon reference is unforgettable. Thats the unspoken hate UK has for the US for taking away Lennon
That uk bit is a cruel dig. Have we not suffered enough.☹
What would an Irish hit man care about the yanks so called taking of John lennon 🤔🤔🤔
Lennon was a piece of shit human anyway…….. you’re welcome 🙌🏼
@@michaelvega3157 no son he was a legend with a fascinating life story.
@@davidkavanagh9551 Lennon was of Irish descent. Anyway, northern Ireland is in the UK so the sentiment is similar
I got to watch this movie when I was in juvie. great film.
Colin Farrell is just so damn funny in this movie
Looks like a toddler
His Eyebrows ! Funnier than the dialogue !
Crushed hard on Clemence Poesy after this movie
Why didn't you wave hello to me today when I waved hello to you today?
Those god damn horse tranquilizers
Not only the Irish actors but the Irish screenplay writer as well really combine to make an excellent film.
Well he's Irish on his father's side I think, he's English just spent his childhood visiting Ireland
4:19 - That face! That FACE! THAT FACE! :D :D :D :D
This movie confused me, cos it was hilarious. It's a pair of assassins talking about some dark stuff and one of them is suicidal from accidentally killing a kid, and I couldn't stop laughing.
In Bruges is a brilliant film but it’s one of those movies where you need to be on the right “Wavelength” like Coen brothers films.
02:13 You just cut at the best part of that scene. :D
This compilation misses the funniest scene, where he goes up to the dwarf completely high on cocaine and doesn't understand a word he's saying
a dream sequence with midgets, hmmm.... a homage to steve buscemi's Living in Oblivion ? " no midgets in dreams, you dream about people you know, unless you happen to know a small person..... tribute to and David Lynch ...
" I HEAT the Canadian? "
Punches a man out in a restaurant for being rude then calls a bunch of people fatties, LOL! He's more arrogant than the guy he KOs.
In fairness, there was no way they were getting up there..
@@toddumptius2876 The dude got heart attack, Ray warned him
This is a really well written film, truly underrated. @7:20 the set up about something coming at him with a bottle. Which led to the girl trying to hit him with one at the restaurant. Films now have to be careful what they write and show because of possible backlash from you know what.
"A bunch of fucking elephants!"
Also Yuri!
-Bruges is *NOT* a shithole
-Bruges *_IS_* a shithole
You missed out the two best scenes
You missed when Harry apologized to his wife for calling her an inanimate object.
He was upset...
Upload the whole movie and the title of the video would still be correct
6:58 who ever panited that is a wacko lol
Yep. Absolutely. Those images stayed with me forever since I first saw this awesome movie. Disgusting painting if I may say so
Brill film, you know you are the rudest man,the rudest man
"In Shithole".
6:36 🤣
Is there a funny bits part 8? Where does it stop? Is the wall-eyed dog in it?
Wait, this isn't a Harry Potter spinoff?
Not only was he Canadian he was also a grass
THE VIETNAMESE!
I saw this film and remember nothing about it.
Or when she bails him out-in front of the police desk,"I promise I'll give you all your money and acid and ecstasy back"--Chloe-"English Humour"
Was the Canadian played by the director, Martin McDonough?
No. He’s played by Željko Ivanek, an American actor (although he didn’t kill John Lennon either).
You cut out the best line in the movie
You heat the Canadian? 😁
The worst tourist title is mine thank you. Just ask my wife.
10:32 Robert DeNiro
Sorry, I know this is my second comment on this video but this movie is criminally underappreciated. I just don't understand how this flew under most peoples' radars when it was one of the best movies ever made. Is there some subtlety to is that might be lost on most? Genuine question...
Love this movie, I think it’s extra funny that they couldn’t get fat Americans to play the role, so the actors PLAYED fat Americans, lol
9:49 😂
The guy is 300% eyebrows... cmon!!
Your elephants ... that is hilarious .
What if he knows Karate?!!! What's a 50-year-old Lollipop Man doing knowing karate?!
Does this pass for an American accent ??