History of the Entire World, I Guess - EXTREMELY DRUNK Married Historians React
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My family gets annoyed cuz every thanksgiving when the meal is served i sing “except turkey, turkey makes a brand new turkey.”
Every sentence in this video is an entire historybook!!!
Yes!!!
I do love reaction to Bill Wurtz's video. I will say, I think you guys might have been... a bit too drunk for this. It goes past the point of being fun to being awkward. Also if you are going to be doing reaction videos and stuff on your channel, you might want to look into getting TH-cam Premium in order to not get ads in the middle of the video you are reacting to. Keep making videos!
I mean, I do have over 200 videos on the channel, so I kinda get it. I recently cut back on a bunch if subs like streamlabs ultra and youtube premium. This was just kind of a last minute thing. Thanks for the feedback and watching the video.
Seriously 🤣, your wife takes Disney’s movies for historically accurate? You have got to be f****n kidding me….
Now I watched the whole thing, please read up on your history, this is cringe for intelligent adults…😳
And these are self-titled "historians"?
Embarrassing. Real, knowledgeable historians are getting a bad representation here.
You guys do drunk history, my boyfriend and I do drunk amazon shopping haha
Lol, same!!
I do drunk lonely self loathing. Not as fun a hobby, I guess.
22:00 I submit to everyone that the universe, is hell, specifically because of the nature of energy and information, the likely hood that the universe is on an infinitely repeating cycle using all the same 'stuff' for each iteration is a pretty obvious tell.
Drunk or not, this is some of the most ignorant commentary I've heard in a while. I'm not even a historian and I could speak more knowledgably about these historical events.
I sense a lot of personal, ideological bias - likely from religion or politics - that is causing errors in thinking here.
I was thinking it's fascinating that American historians obviously know less about history than European non-historians.
Please react to "six the musical" about Henry VIII's six wives (react to the animatics of the songs)
I figured history out in its entirety. Its just nonstop remakes of a movie you've already seen and know the plot of, using whatever props are at hand. If you take any historical event as circumstances, then stop reading, you can solve for what happens next. And the P in our version of PEMDAS is rule 1, pre-installed in every human's OS. Get as much of everything as you can for the least possible effort. Thats how we all live our lives. Why the wheel and AI were invented. And it's the impetus for nearly every human decision. Just put yourself in their shoes, and the answer to what will happen is already known to you.
Not exactly sure what you're getting at, but I dig it
@@HistoryBuff everyone says learn history, so it doesn't repeat. Then it repeats anyway. Because learning about what happened, doesn't change how you feel in the present. And the sad truth is, we don't use our brains to reason what the right choices are. We use our reason to explain why its justified, in _this_ circumstance, to do the thing that was bad in history.
Which... is exactly what those people in history did.
I feed raccoons to save my trash cans. And when they have babies, the babies break into my trash cans, even if their parents put them on my porch. Until they figure out the food is better on the porch. Then, it repeats, next generation.
Basically, telling a kid not to touch the hot stove.
Our programming allows for no other outcome.
I like this video, because it kinda illustrates that. By being so zoomed out on history, you see its the same 3 plot points over and over, from caves to skyscrapers.
I wouldn't think to deep on it. It's one of those 'santa isn't real' things that rob some joy out of christmas.
I'd kill for some brain bleach if I could drop the pdf manual on human programming in my recycle bin.
It's not helpful, and worse, you start to notice your own puppet strings.
But you still get yanked around, so its like insult to injury.
The fact i understand you means we both need to put the weed down
@@Cross_network nah, it's not weed. Its kinda scary. But if you go to any, and I mean *any* video about a cute animal, and go to the comments, you've seen it. You _know_ what I'm talking about. And you stop that thought there, and look for the weed. You need that short-term brain-bleach to erase that path you started down. Because the place it leads to, you should never want to go.
The realization that you're a skyrim npc using chatgpt.
70% of comments feature a brief postivity nonsense word-vomit or bible quote followed by exactly 3 heart emojis.
10% of comments are calling it abuse, in some way, some how, and oh, humans bad.
And then I call them out for spouting nonsense.
Because I fit in the other 20% group, who say "chill, dude."
I'm not unique. I'm just regurgitating the "took an arrow to the knee" line for the 300th time. Someone posted my function call to activate my "nuh-uh" subroutine.
Ever notice how no matter the neighborhood, you have the exact same neighbor archetypes? The noisy ones. The nosy one. The karen. The one with the unruly kids. The old people who give no f's. The recluse.
That is what I mean. History repeats, because it's *us.*
Back in the day, we had Ghenghis Khan. Today we have Nick Cannon. 🤷♂️ Most remakes aren't as good as the original.
Don't think too much on this. Seriously. This is a misery loves company type thing. The realizations you reach are all dead ends. Every day is Christmas, but you know Santa isn't real.
I come from a family of drunks, my dad was a raging alcoholic so ya ..I don't do booze. I do however do weed. Lol how about watching this video stoned. It'll break your brain. You know, early earth isn't just science, it is history. The first history that our civilization sprung from, everyone should at least have a rudimentary knowledge of early earth. And mulan? Really? You as a history teacher is letting Disney teach you history? Like they wouldn't alter historical facts to fit their story? Please. And. Absolutely this stuff should be taught in schools. In fact it was but it was so fast no one remembers.
I'm looking forward to this coming from the nightwish video. 2 of my favorite videos in one drunk session, coming from some history buffs. lets goooo.
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I find it unfortunate that your wife can't come to terms with the terrible things that happened to the native americans. But whatever. Also either drunk or needs to understand that the reason Germany was blamed for WW1 was because the original countries that started it no longer existed (which still isn't right)
@@toxxedgaming3885Most people tend to be somewhat defensive about their countries even though bad things did happen.
30:53 Look up the Turkish grey wolf legend
I feel bad for anyone in the American school system
Good for you
It is pretty damned bad.
It's deplorable. The dumbing down of American education system. @HistoryBuff what? You disagree? You said yourself this stuff should be taught. Our education system sucks and pretending it doesn't won't help anyone. Especially today when they don't want to teach anything unpalatable. Like many states don't teach the holocaust. Many are now cutting slavery too, and don't get me started on the eclipsing of the truth of the slaughter of natives and taking their land. It's a deplorable system and who pays the price are kids.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Peter Pan's croc
Let me guess Orthodox
Great. You two made my week.
Bahahahaha…
Enjoy!🤘😎🤘
Right, only the red 2x3, I can make anything with those. Also C.
Worst looking pizza ever! You can have a decent pie delivered for about 20 bucks. Just sayin.
It was just a crappy frozen pizza. Not too bad when you're drunk. As far as a decent pizza, it's a lot harder to find in FL than up by Chicago. Your chain places like hungry howies or papa John's are ok, but the good ma and pa places are usually more than $20.
React to history of the entire world... According to bread by the food theorists please
Lol, sounds cool
Couldn't see these points in the comments (I'm also half-blind most of the time)
1. Europe never raped Ethiopia because they were Christian and the excuse for the rape of Africa was religion
2. Sweden has also not adopted the Euro; they referred to the constitution requiring a vote by the people in the late 90's and the people said no so Sweden said 'tpugh luck, we can't use the Euro'
Kinda irked they skipped the part with Taiwan being kicked out of the UN in favour of mainland China because money, too.