5 Of The Weirdest Theories About Reality | Answers With Joe

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    For as long as humans have been around, we've been asking why we're here, what's our purpose, and how did all this happen. Along the way, we've come up with some doozies.
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    0:00 Intro
    2:23 Longest Woo Woo Alarm Ever
    3:09 Double Moon Theory
    7:02 Last Thursdayism
    9:44 Hollow Earth Theory
    12:09 Phantom Time Hypothesis
    14:50 Universe is a Neural Network
    16:53 Sponsor Read and Close
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  • @alucard347
    @alucard347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2289

    Imagine an argument between a flat earther and a hollow earther.

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@metanumia I salute you for the effort, comrade!

    • @jameslyon7300
      @jameslyon7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      An empty argument that would go in circles. Although the theory that we live inside a hollow earth and the star's are a projection already pancaked the theories together so they'd probably get around the holes and agree.

    • @alucard347
      @alucard347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@jameslyon7300 I'd doubt there would be any agreement there.
      It is most likely going to be a matter of a mutual relentless scorn and bafflement that someone can be so stupid.

    • @SubMeISubYouu
      @SubMeISubYouu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      No earther

    • @SirTorcharite
      @SirTorcharite 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@SubMeISubYouu ha you people still believe in Earth. What sheep. If you'd just open your eyes you might see that we've been living on Mars!

  • @Aieieo
    @Aieieo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    Much love but please don’t ever let an alarm go that long again. Chur.

    • @mr.boomguy
      @mr.boomguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      It hasn't been used for, what, a year xD. I had to skip most of it too, so...

    • @Hjaelteomslag
      @Hjaelteomslag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah, that's a slapable offense!

    • @ehebrews11
      @ehebrews11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hahaha no kidding

    • @knotshure8806
      @knotshure8806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @michaelpheney2993
      @michaelpheney2993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I skipped it but 42 secs of woo woo is a little much. Other then that 42 seconds great video!!

  • @auggith
    @auggith ปีที่แล้ว +81

    “our entire reality is nothing more than the dream of an infinite consciousness”. that is one of the coolest but most existentially terrifying things i’ve ever heard

    • @69Kevrod2012
      @69Kevrod2012 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It's not terrifying once you realize this 'infinite consciousness' is 'just' your real identity, read/study 'a course in miracles' and 'a course of love' for instance... or countless other timeless divinely inspired mystical traditions for that matter!

    • @BugRib
      @BugRib 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @69Kevrod2012 - _The Perennial Philosophy_ by Aldous Huxley suggests that this insight is what nearly all of the world's major religions and mystical traditions are ultimately trying to get at!
      (At least that's what I've heard...haven't actually read it, haha.)

    • @kingrobotnik6950
      @kingrobotnik6950 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@69Kevrod2012I’d rather have MY consciousness. We’re not a hive mind. Otherwise we’d all look the same and wouldn’t be able to think for ourselves. Leave that kind of thinking to the mindless insects…

    • @69Kevrod2012
      @69Kevrod2012 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@kingrobotnik6950 Insects are not 'mindless' either, we all share the same Mind whether you like it or not!

    • @ryanrygogoloversic8826
      @ryanrygogoloversic8826 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I find it strangely comforting.

  • @vaasnaad
    @vaasnaad 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I actually came up with Last Thursdayism (I called it Last Weekism) in response to some Young Earther telling me that the world was only 6000 years old and everything else that is older was put here just to test our faith. For some reason my example was silly and theirs was not. At least according to them.

  • @xjdfghashzkj
    @xjdfghashzkj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    Joe: "I really want this episode to reach 20 minutes but I've already covered everything"
    Woo-woo alarm: "I'll handle this"

    • @demutrudu6106
      @demutrudu6106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh that's what he did with that! Clever.

    • @harlee9595
      @harlee9595 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It was also painful

    • @bastedog5673
      @bastedog5673 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m lying in bed with my wife looking for something to watch quietly on my phone and a fuckin alarm goes off for 45 seconds

  • @theCodyReeder
    @theCodyReeder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    So I usually just listen to his videos. For a minute there I thought something was very wrong. 😆

    • @GaiusSabinus
      @GaiusSabinus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      I came back from the dishes because I though my computer crashed with a really annoying audio loop.

    • @bhaskarshet2347
      @bhaskarshet2347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pog second reply

    • @TheRichNewnes
      @TheRichNewnes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Same thing here. I was browsing on Amazon and then I was like WTF lol.

    • @chancebutler6472
      @chancebutler6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      nah he was just renewing his car insurance again~.~

    • @thinkabout602
      @thinkabout602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Thank god for the mute button - had ear buds on 😣

  • @oh_rhythm
    @oh_rhythm 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    some time after my first serious lsd experience someone asked me about it and i answered somewhat automatically "maybe through a certain set of variables that created human consciousness, there's a bigger consciousness running through the universe",
    i know that such thoughts are stereotypical to psychedelics' experiences, but this feeling still haunts me

    • @Psilocybism
      @Psilocybism ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If everyone say they more or less see the same in trips, (aka rainbows everywhere) can you then still call it a hallucination? If everyone uses DMT and see aliens when they break trough. Is that a hallucination or a portal? Is it a drug or a key?

    • @MeganVictoriaKearns
      @MeganVictoriaKearns ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Psilocybism it's a drug

    • @Abby-km6vr
      @Abby-km6vr ปีที่แล้ว +17

      it once occurred to me that if my body is made of individual living cells-if my consciousness is made up of smaller aggregates that all contribute-then why shouldn’t all living things contribute to a greater force in the universe?

    • @VikkiTG
      @VikkiTG ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Abby-km6vrnever thought of that 🤔 now I am lol

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now imagine if you can tap into said "one" consciousness, or "pure" consciousness. Not many believe me, but i was up 3 days straight, molly, coke then acid; on a sunday, no less. That day, something cracked. I remember me and my two friends at the time walked through downtown Chicago, and I remember every light, every body, every door, just allowed me to enter. I can never forget how surreal the world was. Beyond an existential realization, or "understanding" of the notion that this life we live may be un-real, i walked through a world that was pure manifestation, to the most literal way. Since then, i lost my mind for a while, couldn't grapple my body, my person, my identities. I still bring up stories from the past, with certain friends, and they'd tell me, definitively that they weren't there, or it didn't happen. Like i was another person, though i look the same, i didn't feel the same. Like I'm in another version of myself. But I've gotten past that stage. I realize no matter who may have been, i can always choose who i will be. I stopped doing acid, or hallucinogens. But lately, in my sobriety, i find myself, sometimes, able to tap back into the pure manifestation. If i can let go of the strong beliefs of reality, like i had that day, and just let the world be, sometimes it taps back into this flow. What i call the perfect flow. Like i found a groove in the machine of life and am able to flow through. It's, of course, nowhere near as warped as that one time. But i still feel that pure consciousness sometimes.

  • @talkingmudcrab718
    @talkingmudcrab718 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I really like the Universe-As-A-Neural-Network theory. That makes more sense than most other theories I've ever heard

    • @jaythewayne9849
      @jaythewayne9849 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Read "The Kybalion"

    • @JMEYER2090
      @JMEYER2090 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't feel like it makes any more sense than anything else in this absurd world, but it puts some sort of meaning into it and that's why people gravitate towards it.

    • @lashlarue7924
      @lashlarue7924 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I personally don't believe the universe is actually real. The speed of light is an asymptotic barrier that prevents us from ever reaching anything beyond our local system. It's like a video game where you try to fly your jet off the side of the map, and the game rules prevent you from ever going anywhere that hasn't actually been committed to system memory.

    • @AlejandroLZuvic
      @AlejandroLZuvic ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I don't quite understand why people think the theory is crazy. From what I can understand watching this video the scientist proposed that all quantum, atomic and macro-atomic constructions have fundamentally a similar shape because it's the most stable.
      He didn't say the universe is actually a brain, or that the universe is a conscious entity.
      Like he mentioned, proving this theory wrong would be difficult so take it with a pinch of salt, but he never said quantum structures, atoms, molecules, humans, animals an the universe are part of the same organismo, just that their structures are stable because of evolution.

    • @Fettclone1
      @Fettclone1 ปีที่แล้ว

      He certainly seems to be pointing to the structures found in reality itself. I find it it to be both rather elegant and open to extrapolation.

  • @agnediciuniene9861
    @agnediciuniene9861 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2156

    When I was a child (6-8) I imagined that my life is a dream of a giant sleeping polar bear and if the bear wakes up, it would be the end of the world.

    • @stacypo3427
      @stacypo3427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Interesting 💖

    • @cake3291
      @cake3291 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      omgggg the imagination of children is out of control lmfao

    • @thek2despot426
      @thek2despot426 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      That's basically just Azathoth from the Cthulhu Mythos.

    • @zagrfox1152
      @zagrfox1152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      When i was younger i thought that the whole world was a little kid playing with toys and when his mom called him to lunch everything would stop.

    • @jakestogner3769
      @jakestogner3769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      As a child, I sometimes thought everyone in the world except me was a robot

  • @CharlesVeitch
    @CharlesVeitch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1840

    Woo woo alarm segment made everyone in the park stare at me.
    Thanks Joe

    • @gauravkhairnar2439
      @gauravkhairnar2439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂😂😂

    • @aygwm
      @aygwm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      How loud is your phone lmao

    • @superscatboy
      @superscatboy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      It scared my cats

    • @Kirealta
      @Kirealta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Anyone listening to their phone without earphones in public is in fact a weirdo.

    • @maxer33
      @maxer33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      It probably was because they were like who is the jerk listening without HEADPHONES!!

  • @blearyeyedchangeling
    @blearyeyedchangeling ปีที่แล้ว +31

    I'd love to see you discuss more of these reality theories in the future!!

  • @robertabarnhart6240
    @robertabarnhart6240 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I sometimes imagine the universe as a cosmic rpg, and the reason bad things happen to good people is their player rolled some bad results. When you die, your player rolls up a new character. We call that "reincarnation".

  • @mikejohn8189
    @mikejohn8189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    "This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer. "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."

    • @gramursowanfaborden5820
      @gramursowanfaborden5820 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it's great that the entire Hitchhiker's series is an explanation of Last Thursdayism

    • @ruththinkingoutside.707
      @ruththinkingoutside.707 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I really really wished that I could throw myself at the ground and miss.. 😝
      I wanted that sooooo bad as a kid with my nose in a book! ... still wish itd work now really.. 😁

    • @willmfrank
      @willmfrank 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Drink up," said Ford. "The world's about to end."

    • @honkytonkinson9787
      @honkytonkinson9787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’ve found my people

    • @aivkara
      @aivkara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@honkytonkinson9787 Welcome. We've been waiting for you. Have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, lean back and enjoy the show. The world is about to end ;) On Thursday.

  • @Name-kj3mv
    @Name-kj3mv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +783

    Imagine if when you die someone takes a vr headset off your head and says “how was it?”

    • @evantrease8067
      @evantrease8067 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      So basically what happened at the end of prey

    • @lordcavalier9688
      @lordcavalier9688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Nah a giant message appears in the sky saying “you can now play as Luigi”

    • @oskarmagnusson8451
      @oskarmagnusson8451 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      "Now excuse me, its time to thrash your roy score"

    • @ezsurvy
      @ezsurvy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      1/10 ign would not recommend this simulation

    • @Alice-gd4sx
      @Alice-gd4sx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm deleting the game

  • @martianmurray
    @martianmurray ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When I was a kid I imagined beyond our universe was a cartoon universe, and every cartoon had it’s own universe. So I was pretty stoked when I heard about the multiverse theory.

  • @kayakat1869
    @kayakat1869 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    My grandpa believes that Biggie and Tupac live in a 2D dimension. Idk where he got that from

  • @almachizit3207
    @almachizit3207 2 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    "It was only science fiction in the loosest sense, containing elements of fantasy, theology, philosophy and politics" otherwise known staples and some might say core aspects of 99.9% of all sci-fi ever written.

    • @lminterests5590
      @lminterests5590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Personally I distinguish fantasy, and much of speculative (alternative history) fiction from science fiction.

    • @legendsofthebravebard
      @legendsofthebravebard ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Fantasy, theology, philosophy, and politics.... SO, STAR WARS?

    • @gent_Carolina
      @gent_Carolina 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@lminterests5590 1. It's called Historical Fiction 2. Everyone does; hence, the various names 3. Libraries do not all lump them together 4. Yes, writers do fuse & overlap genres 5. Labels are generalities that often don't fit individual cases...or people. 😏

  • @mayor4797
    @mayor4797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    the last thursday theory reminds me of a joke/riddle my brother made when he was little, "everything either is or isn't a potato."

    • @joelbizzell1386
      @joelbizzell1386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's...kinda profound.
      😄

    • @socialgutbrain7774
      @socialgutbrain7774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I mean, he isn't wrong. He might be into philosophy when he gets older.

    • @SamanthaVimes
      @SamanthaVimes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He discovered classification.

    • @sarahoshea9603
      @sarahoshea9603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      All children r philosophers, I was probably the same age when I realized "A tomato IS a buffalo, only different" which was the same idea but a different way of approach.

    • @thumbsup8985
      @thumbsup8985 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarahoshea9603 r/new sentence 🤣

  • @oneghost1257
    @oneghost1257 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    So what you're saying with that last one is, some guy got so into The Elder Scrolls deep lore that they started literally worshipping the Godhead.

    • @Baphomane
      @Baphomane 8 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Reached chim

    • @Doomer_Optimist
      @Doomer_Optimist 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      When was The Elder Scrolls mentioned?

  • @KeKe-bv8qv
    @KeKe-bv8qv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    That last theory is really cool and it's definitely been touched on a bunch of times in the past by philosophers and the like, just not to such an amazing scientific extent.
    Like the dreaming butterfly.
    Although I'm now getting strong flashbacks to that episode of Adventure Time where Fin puts on the glasses and sees that our reality is just a small component of a bigger reality that's identical, then declares himself super smart.

  • @robsmith1a
    @robsmith1a 3 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    The woo woo alarm generally means you are about to say something I really want to believe.

    • @Josep_Hernandez_Lujan
      @Josep_Hernandez_Lujan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *X-Files theme intensifies*

    • @Access.Denied
      @Access.Denied 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Well, i dont want to believe last thursdayism or solipsism, but Im totes down for the hollow earth theories just cuz I rly want there to be elves from the artemis fowl universe down there.
      and I dont see the point in believin in the missin three centuries theory...

    • @hotdrippyglass
      @hotdrippyglass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So what kind of car do you want this warrantee for and how many years did you have in mind?

    • @SylviaRustyFae
      @SylviaRustyFae 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And ofc I wanna believe the universe is just its own version of a neural network. To what end and for what purpose? That is beyond imaginable I feel.
      I dont imagine some sorta humanoid creature with the universe as its brain tho. Nor any kinda creature for that matter. Nor plantlife. Nor any organism we currently kno of.
      Whatever the reason for this universe spannin neural network and what it provides or anything like that wud be seemingly unknowable to us as the mere cells (not even that rly).
      We are but the atoms within the building blocks of the cells (with our own quarks (and quirks :p) within us); and our whole solar system itself but like a single part, such as the mitochondria (the powerhouse), of the cell.
      We are so far removed from being able to understand for what purpose the universe exists, much farther removed from understanding such than our cells within us are removed from being able to understand why their universe exists and what purpose it exists for.

  • @MercuryKnight5
    @MercuryKnight5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +358

    Can't resist quoting Charles Fort here: "If there is a universal mind, must it be sane?"

    • @codypendragons
      @codypendragons 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well I don't know who to quote here, but "they" do say that cleanliness is next to godliness! 😲🙃😀

    • @LiL0SnipeZ
      @LiL0SnipeZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Would it not be the definition of sane as it would be the only model we could base a healthy mind on?

    • @lairdhaynes1986
      @lairdhaynes1986 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "I think we're all bugs and mice, and are only different expressions of an all-inclusive cheese." -Charles Fort

    • @spliffnotes8359
      @spliffnotes8359 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I can never resist quoting Charlie from Sunny in Philadelphia whenever I watch these videos. Mainly because he looks exactly like him.

    • @renatocorreaarrieche
      @renatocorreaarrieche 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Of course, no!!!

  • @Mc.Knight
    @Mc.Knight ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I came here for the science and interesting trivia, but stayed for your pacing and witty sense of humor ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

  • @raymondclouston6255
    @raymondclouston6255 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The concept of the universe being one massive singular thing…is part of the main theme of my new book I’m writing

  • @masterred82
    @masterred82 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    i was in year 2 (1990ish) at an Australian public school when my teacher decided that me writing with my left hand wasn't worth messing up her seating plan , couldnt have me bumping elbows with the kid next to me. so i was forced to write with my right hand. I remember getting scissors cutting home work because i struggled cutting around the patterns. For years i felt like i was stupid for having this extra homework until i was and adult and talking to my mum about school and she explained how the teacher forced me to write/cut with my right hand. I wasn't dumb, i was just being forced to do something that was un-natural to me. Years of shame and embarrassment all over a seating plan. cheers teach.
    I'm almost 40 now, i still write with my right and its still messy AF.

    • @orangeSoda35
      @orangeSoda35 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      that is so sad.

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This might make you feel better: Every US Presidential election since 1980 when at least one of the two major parties nominated a left-handed candidate, the winner was left-handed. Reagan, GHW Bush, Clinton, and Obama are all left handed.

    • @alastairbrand5821
      @alastairbrand5821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      This seems to be a major problem with (some) teachers. A friend of mine was forced to write with her right hand by the simple, and cruel, expedient of tying her left hand behind her back - although that was some years before your experience.
      Oh, if only we could go back in time, presumably to last Thursday, and have a chat with these icons of the teaching profession.

    • @BnORailFan
      @BnORailFan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Only lefties are in their right minds.

    • @DNTMEE
      @DNTMEE 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It appears some people carry a grudge for a really long time.

  • @DrummertheCody
    @DrummertheCody 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    I usually turn down the volume when something loud and annoying is on a video but this time I figured he’d only play the sound for a second. After three and a half hours of listening to woo woo at full volume, I finally turned it down and he instantly transitioned. Damn you joe.

    • @kai6179
      @kai6179 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah, I listen it through too, because I think he might be on to something. That was the last sliver of trust though. As they say, life and trust you can loose only once.

    • @Chilimancer
      @Chilimancer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah he needs to delete and reupload this video.

    • @SapioiT
      @SapioiT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Chilimancer With a different name and thumbnail.

    • @SapioiT
      @SapioiT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kai6179 And that's how channels lose subscribers faster than they believe it can possibly happen to them.

    • @Sivanot
      @Sivanot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Is a long WooWoo alarm really that big of a deal lmao

  • @glennhubbard5008
    @glennhubbard5008 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Reminds me of the Deep Space Nine episode where O'Brien spent years in an alien prison, but it was a simulation.

  • @bigtub1101
    @bigtub1101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ve heard the idea that “we’re all living in a simulation” argument because computer algorithms look like brain structures, or something like that, and I’ve always thought to myself that this is because of convergent evolution. I was elated that the dude who first got this information actually had the natural selection stuff built in to the theory. It’s just everywhere I’ve heard the idea before they cut that bit out. Neat!

    • @xxheartbrokexx100
      @xxheartbrokexx100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, simply no, you have a very warped view of these terms and there implications

    • @bigtub1101
      @bigtub1101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxheartbrokexx100 ok bestie

    • @xxheartbrokexx100
      @xxheartbrokexx100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigtub1101 RIP

  • @citizen_wayne
    @citizen_wayne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    me: has a headache this morning
    joe: Time for the show's longest ever "WOOWOO"!

    • @lilyungfinney416
      @lilyungfinney416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’s why we don’t over do things that over whelm us people have emotions and I respect you as a person

    • @kerenpooh5314
      @kerenpooh5314 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I watched it through 😂😂

    • @stevesmith3659
      @stevesmith3659 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kerenpooh5314 respect

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lilyungfinney416 that’s why i hit the ten second skip

    • @rash15
      @rash15 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I slapped unlike ..since he wasn't stopping that annoying sound...

  • @brianphillips4008
    @brianphillips4008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    My completely love the giants brain theory. That has been a thought in the back of my head ever since I was a child, maybe around 4, when playing with my sister and her dolls, I sat and pondered “I’m giving these dolls thoughts, emotions, actions, dreams, etc..... what if a giant is doing the same thing to me” and ever since then it had messed up my thought process.

    • @kellyinCT09
      @kellyinCT09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Stephen King, "Under The Dome".

    • @autumnseal763
      @autumnseal763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I had the same thoughts at 5

    • @ashleynicole3529
      @ashleynicole3529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same.. even more so now that I'm playing Sims lol

    • @billymanilli
      @billymanilli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Whoa... I used to think something VERY similar as a little boy, when playing with the people in my lego town... I thought of it as if I were "their god", and then there was a god over us, and then that god was part of another larger universe, where he had a god, and so on, and so on....

    • @ashleynicole3529
      @ashleynicole3529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@billymanilli no literally same! I'm so glad I'm not the only one lol I would get lost in endless thoughts of who the original God is of everyone lol

  • @stevojohn
    @stevojohn ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The word sinister has it's roots in left-handedness.

  • @kelsier.luthadel
    @kelsier.luthadel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I once had a dream that when I wake up each morning, I live the life of a different person with all their memories intact. I would have a difficult time proving that was false.

  • @aurorawolfe6060
    @aurorawolfe6060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    the "last Thursday" theory really makes me uncomfortable and anxious, and I'm not sure why.

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Because it means we can't trust our memories

    • @shannonm7981
      @shannonm7981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Memories are as real as you believe them to be. My brother was bleeding out & close to dying in March, 2019 due to an injury he caused himself due to psychosis caused by methamphetamine usage. I had to pin him down, closing his wounds to prevent him from bleeding out, while he was struggling & beating the living shit out of me trying to get away from me because he thought I was trying to kill him, even though I actually saved his life. What was happening in his brain was reality to him, same as the reality we experience. Our brains are only conveying a specific version of reality to us that has been developed over billions of years of evolution to best help us survive on our planet, but there is much that our senses aren't able to pick up. This is why the scientific method is so important to follow, as it eliminates the human biases that we are all prone to following, & basing our understanding of reality on logic.

    • @aurorawolfe6060
      @aurorawolfe6060 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@shannonm7981 you are absolutely right about that. by the way, i'm so sorry that happened. your brother was lucky to have you there with him.

    • @spartacus1308
      @spartacus1308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because you’ve only existed for a day.

    • @smolaether
      @smolaether 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Weeknd would be proud of this theory.

  • @wilsonanderson1415
    @wilsonanderson1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    "Everything was created last Thursday"
    Me watching this in Thursday: so this is the beginning if the universe, am i right?

    • @JohnRandomness105
      @JohnRandomness105 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Nope. It was *last* Thursday. Except now, your Thursday is *last* Thursday.

    • @johanbrink3848
      @johanbrink3848 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Also, make sure that you are not left-handed as the world is about to expire.

    • @wilsonanderson1415
      @wilsonanderson1415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@johanbrink3848 i guess i'm going to hell from the start of universe

    • @kennethanderson9823
      @kennethanderson9823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Am you ever...

    • @lilyungfinney416
      @lilyungfinney416 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes bro it’s true that’s why I was created Jesus Christ created everything perfect and it’s us

  • @lucaswhite2604
    @lucaswhite2604 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t know how well this video did when it was released, but videos like this where I can just laugh and not focus or think that much on conspiracy theories is really good content to just rewatch

  • @SN3AK1Elvl6
    @SN3AK1Elvl6 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Bro that alarm actually woke up my partner in the other room.
    Love your videos.
    Please don't do that ever, ever again.

  • @egocide9034
    @egocide9034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration.. that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.. there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves..
    Heres Tom with the Weather."
    -Bill Hicks

    • @LtCaveman
      @LtCaveman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Cue the Alex Jones is actually Bill Hicks in the most elaborate joke in history theories.......

    • @egocide9034
      @egocide9034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@LtCaveman Happens more often than not when I bring him up lol.. Not that I care either way, I actually like both of them, but I'm honestly almost on the fence and wouldn't be surprised.

    • @OneBentMonkey
      @OneBentMonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chasing the tale of dogma

    • @OneBentMonkey
      @OneBentMonkey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@egocide9034 ..my third eye👁

    • @egocide9034
      @egocide9034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@OneBentMonkey aaand my phone background happens to be the Aenima eye lol.. Massive Tool fan.

  • @BigBadBuzz
    @BigBadBuzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "Hollow Earth theory has come up empty"
    *cries in kong*

  • @jollycooperation_sun
    @jollycooperation_sun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The last one reminded me of Lovecraft's works with Azathoth, the blind idiot god. He supposedly dreams all of reality and when he wakes up, it all ends.

  • @topbrew42
    @topbrew42 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays" 😁

  • @ross1972
    @ross1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    For the entire tine I was 47 for some reason I thought I was 48. When I actually turned 48, I figured out my mistake and was really happy that I was a year younger than I had thought. Sorry this video just reminded me of that. Reality is a tricky beast to pin down.

    • @8iamretarded8
      @8iamretarded8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      as i approached my 48th birthday I was telling folks it'll not be long till I'm 50. turns out I was only 46 at the time & I too got an extra year on planet earth..

    • @ross1972
      @ross1972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@8iamretarded8 I guess its easy to lose track when birthdays stop meaning much. Im glad Im not the only one haha

    • @julius43461
      @julius43461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@8iamretarded8 I was doing the exact same thing when approaching 30. After 27 I was already telling everyone I'm 30. It was so sweet to turn only 28 after that.

    • @Defensive_Wounds
      @Defensive_Wounds 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I had that issue when I was 28, I thought I was 29 - truly forgot my age back then! I thought I was so old in the early 2000s, isn't that cute...

    • @julius43461
      @julius43461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Defensive_Wounds I thought I was old when I was 20:). I'm 30 now, but since I'm mostly in contact with people older than me, I still hear that "you are still young" phrase.

  • @TheRealSamMcCoy
    @TheRealSamMcCoy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Joe Scott being a fan of Red Letter Media just made my day. Two of my absolute favourite TH-cam channels.

    • @jardelelias5625
      @jardelelias5625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Right? Joe really looks like a guy who would watch those hack frauds.

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Never heard of em, but gonna go check em out now especially if they’re reviewing movies and shows 🤟

    • @grindcoreninja6527
      @grindcoreninja6527 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@dakotadad8835 Dude I envy you, RLM's Best of the Worst is the shit and I wish I could rediscover it again.

    • @LtCaveman
      @LtCaveman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@democrrrracymanifest RLM entertains the entertainers. The Hack Frauds we deserve.

    • @bastienmillecam3183
      @bastienmillecam3183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "OH MY GOD!" - Rick Evans

  • @iDigsGiantRobots
    @iDigsGiantRobots 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the phone rang I burst out laughing. Thank you, Woo Woo.

  • @StillJustJoey
    @StillJustJoey ปีที่แล้ว

    Bro this guys sense of humor is on point. Had me cracking up on a dime 😂😂

  • @ashurean
    @ashurean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    I unironically like "the universe is a neural network" as a concept.

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Could be

    • @mikebar42
      @mikebar42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      What if it's true and we are stuck in the 3rd dimension... Inside a 4th dimension being... Spooky

    • @mebreevee1997
      @mebreevee1997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why not.

    • @nolansprojects2840
      @nolansprojects2840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The way fungi exists is basically the internet. There is an old ted talk on it.... “6 ways mushrooms can save the world” or something along those lines. Just look up “fungi ted talk” and you’ll find it. 😂 it’s an interesting one for sure!

    • @Hunne2303
      @Hunne2303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It damn well looks like one...if you disregard the fact, that we live in the KBC void...

  • @spracketskooch
    @spracketskooch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    We should take a cue from the Greek model of the Earth, and start calling space the "Primeval Ocean". It's a much cooler term.

    • @jack1701e
      @jack1701e 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well they're not really wrong calling it that...

  • @evilmonkeywithissues
    @evilmonkeywithissues 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As a left-handed person, I am an active Last Thasdayism Heretic, and I will always exist in the form of scary bedtime stories that faithful Last Thirdayists tell their children to make them behave.

  • @spoodlydoodler3552
    @spoodlydoodler3552 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The woo woo alarm got my subscription.

  • @TraditionalAnglican
    @TraditionalAnglican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +242

    Joe, please, for the love of God, don’t do that protracted “WooWoo Alarm” again!

    • @sams1324
      @sams1324 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      agreed!

    • @theofficialdislikebutton6766
      @theofficialdislikebutton6766 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I loved it

    • @donnanoble9588
      @donnanoble9588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      better some wibbly wobbly timey wimey speech? :-)

    • @infonode1783
      @infonode1783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I couldn't disagree more. I want it all.

    • @killerlalu1
      @killerlalu1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I now have an insane migraine and my tinnitus is trying to outdo itself. 🤕

  • @monad_tcp
    @monad_tcp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    CuriosityStream is so good, canceled my Netflix, best thing I ever did

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      It is definitely awesome 👍 lots of great informational programs on there, but I don’t pay for my Netflix so I have both lol

    • @Dr.Dabber
      @Dr.Dabber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I invest into CURI, i believe it will be a great long term play and it is at a huge discount right now

    • @stevenutter3614
      @stevenutter3614 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Dr.Dabber Hahaha. Good luck with that. Eventually they'll run out of second rate documentary. Mean while youtube adapts and evolves there is more content unloaded to youtube everyday ,than exists in the entirely of curiosity streams library, and you'd invest in the later, lmfao.

    • @dakotadad8835
      @dakotadad8835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@stevenutter3614 aren’t you suppose to be in class right now? Mom will be mad when she finds out you’re on the phone at school young man

    • @keith-marvk-harrisii8666
      @keith-marvk-harrisii8666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is it all credible content there? Or is it like TH-cam where you get the credible and the b.s. and you have to determine what's credible?

  • @bigbird1weekend
    @bigbird1weekend 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That mail room scene was perfect you where spot on with that reference. Awesome also I do love your show . Thanks for your research and work.

  • @PhantomMarquis
    @PhantomMarquis ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
    Douglas Adams - •The Restaurant at the End of the Universe•

  • @MasterShake9000
    @MasterShake9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The problem with simulation type theories is that it doesn’t answer the question (“why are we here”), it just kicks the can down the road (“why are the simulation makers here”).

    • @lostwizard
      @lostwizard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Of course. After all, it's turtles all the way down.

    • @CharlesBosse
      @CharlesBosse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Arguably, that's the problem with any theory I have heard. Like "why are we here?", "Well, ... ... big bang", "okay, but why big bang?"

    • @tcphll
      @tcphll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No scientific theory attempts to answer the question "why". Science only concerns itself with "how".

    • @MasterShake9000
      @MasterShake9000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tcphll yeah no. “A scientific theory differs from a scientific fact or scientific law in that a theory explains "why" or "how": a fact is a simple, basic observation, whereas a law is a statement (often a mathematical equation) about a relationship between facts.”
      Science and scientists still cares about the why. One would think that if you knew as much about science as you imply you to to be making universal prescriptive definitions of it that you, you know, wouldn’t be making such easily falsifiable statements. 🤷‍♂️

    • @tcphll
      @tcphll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@MasterShake9000 I didn't coin this, it's an old adage.
      You also misunderstood. Your "why" in your opening comment is a philosophical question. "Why do the tides come in" as in, what causes them, is a scientific question that can be answered through observation. "Why do the tides come in" as in, what purpose do the tides serve, is not.

  • @natec.2346
    @natec.2346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    9:41 I think the point of the "left-handedness is a sinful temptation" thing is to mock most religions' fixation on aspects that you have no control over being sinful. I could be wrong but that seemed to be relevant considering the origins of last-thursdayism.

    • @Chubsandsubs
      @Chubsandsubs ปีที่แล้ว +1

      All of my ex's are left handed 😂😅 almost converted me with that one sentence

  • @whowhat.wherewhen
    @whowhat.wherewhen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Didn't even skip a beat when ya delivered the line '...the hollow earth theory was empty...'
    Lol
    I like ya
    This video was fun
    Made me chuckle😸

  • @JozzFilms
    @JozzFilms ปีที่แล้ว

    For some reason you bringing up Redlettermedia blew my mind more than anything in this video lmao

  • @ILike2PlayBass
    @ILike2PlayBass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Now we just need a woo woo alarm club remix

    • @hocadidilyocuttCAP
      @hocadidilyocuttCAP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The woop woop alarm

    • @jaypastrana416
      @jaypastrana416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Make it a "woo woo apple call tone dread". Now who can that be calling?? Oh yeah. It's the supposed 369 years missing.
      Now my OCD's acting up again.

    • @Jivolt
      @Jivolt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      WOO WOO!
      There it is!
      WOO WOO!
      There it is!

    • @romanes_eunt_domus
      @romanes_eunt_domus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      nng-chh nng-chh nng-chh
      woo-woo-woo-woo-woo

  • @calemlinke773
    @calemlinke773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "You're off the edge of the map mate. Here, there be monsters."
    - Captain Barbosa, Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl.

  • @amandajones661
    @amandajones661 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I could totally get in board with the two smashed moon theory.

  • @cult-ur-fit
    @cult-ur-fit 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Wow that alarm was… probably the worst thing to do in an entertainment medium conceivable

  • @solomonrivers5639
    @solomonrivers5639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Rich Evans performance in Turtle Dreams will stay with me longer than my grandchildren’s names

  • @nym5qu17
    @nym5qu17 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    regarding the phantom time thing, as an architecture student I learned a tiny bit about building typologies. We get these weird preconceptions about history, often forgetting there are huge overlaps in things we think are so far apart from each other. An example is how there was a 22 yr period where the fax machine and samurai existed at the same time. This can be applied to buildings too, many civilizations have copied roman design prinicples (they copied from the greeks and the greeks copied etc etc.)

    • @octogonSmuggler
      @octogonSmuggler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Or how Samurai and anything existed at the same time. Japan was closed off af, man...

    • @Vlad2319
      @Vlad2319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not to mention the how advanced the Chinese were around the same time as the Romans and Greeks were just kind of coming up. Or how Cleopatra is closer to the inception of Apple then she is the building of the pyramids.

    • @digitalfootballer9032
      @digitalfootballer9032 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The horse and carriage was still the primary mode of transportation well after the existence of the airplane. I believe the automobile didn't become number one until the Model T had been around for a few years. This makes World War I pretty interesting...you had lancers on horseback while at the same time the Red Baron was flying through the air in an airplane. Heck, when the Germans invaded Poland at the onset of WWII over 20 years later, the Polish army still had cavalry on horseback.

    • @hawlitakerful
      @hawlitakerful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@digitalfootballer9032 The second part about the cavalry in Poland is an out of context myth... They were not lance riders... If anything they are whats called dragoners.... Infantry that gets around on horseback but fights like normal infantry in their area of deployment... Sort of like what's done nowadays with motorized infantry.... The formation in question uses traditional cavalry weapons for parade purposes.... that's where those out of context photos come from....
      Example of way more recent era... A lot of US special forces rode horses in the mountains of Afghanistan. One would hardly call those troops cavalry.

    • @andreaweber8059
      @andreaweber8059 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@digitalfootballer9032 The German army still had horses in WW2. Not so much as fighting units but for transport.

  • @MattHrman-Cutis
    @MattHrman-Cutis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yep I'm grabbing a spade and shovel im gonna see if there's some treasure in the "Hollow earth" 🤣🤣

  • @johnnybanana8562
    @johnnybanana8562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Who can tell anymore??" - Truer words were never spoken.

  • @kramphillips
    @kramphillips 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    “Scientists have proven that the hollow earth theory is empty” lol

    • @druid139
      @druid139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And there are Flat Earthers all over the globe!

    • @mattterry1255
      @mattterry1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Check out the Electric Universe guys. It is possible...

    • @mattterry1255
      @mattterry1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes cute, but likely not so. Proof is nowhere near at hand. Much scientific reasoning at the cutting edges [astrophysics, geophysics, particle physics, define that] is far more circular than most realize. Seek out the dissidents from their fields. Can be amazing the beans they spill...

    • @mattterry1255
      @mattterry1255 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@druid139 Yes cute, but likely not so. Proof is nowhere near at hand. Much scientific reasoning at the cutting edges [astrophysics, geophysics, particle physics, define that] is far more circular than most realize. Seek out the dissidents from their fields. Can be amazing the beans they spill...

    • @billyborn8432
      @billyborn8432 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thank the gods

  • @NickC_222
    @NickC_222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Last Thursdayism reminds me of a slightly more extreme version of the same idea that I used to go around asking people about as a kid. It really was the exact same idea but instead of last Thursday I used "one second ago."
    "What if all of your memories and everything from the past was just fabricated and implanted in your head, and your existence actually started one second ago?"
    I always used to come up with weird ideas like that. When my friend and I were 17 we got really high, like too high, and started walking to town to hang out with our friends, and during the walk I told my friend "When you walk you're not actually moving. You stay in the exact same spot in space, and the entire planet is rotating beneath you to simulate movement." I guess it made him terribly disoriented because he continued walking, silently, for about 6 or 8 steps, stopped, bent forward and started dry heaving. It was one of the funniest things I had ever seen.
    Thanks for reminding me what a weird kid I was lol.

    • @zombiasnow15
      @zombiasnow15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hello kindred spirit 😐

  • @tfox285
    @tfox285 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, I love what you did there with Sylvester.

  • @caseyhamm4292
    @caseyhamm4292 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    it’s when you hear statements like ‘it was a low speed collision - 10,000 kph’ that you remember how bleeding massive space is

  • @blackdogslivesmatter1568
    @blackdogslivesmatter1568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That damn alarm just woke up all my dogs....now I have to take them for a W-A-L-K

    • @DeltafangEX
      @DeltafangEX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you're so afraid of saying the W-word that you don't even type it as one word. Yup, sounds about right to me.

  • @PaulPaulPaulson
    @PaulPaulPaulson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    When he said "This whole video deserves a woo woo alarm", I didn't expect that the whole video is just a woo woo alarm 😁

    • @MollieFrieWeevilGenius
      @MollieFrieWeevilGenius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I was afraid my neighbors were going to start knocking on my door

    • @boonewalker3973
      @boonewalker3973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Someone had to do it

    • @simplyhuman3982
      @simplyhuman3982 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know. It's strange to see someone that is honest.

    • @XSemperIdem5
      @XSemperIdem5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was not expecting it to go on as long as it did so I didn't lower my volume. 😳😂

  • @jennym.2631
    @jennym.2631 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sylvester II LOL, thanks for that image. You are great

  • @riverandres2392
    @riverandres2392 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "To those of you who believe the earth is hollow, I say to you, 'go grab a shovel. The truth... is down there' *suggestive look*" I just laughed very loudly 🤣

  • @pdxthomas
    @pdxthomas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    My cat just informed me she is *not* a fan of the Woo Woo Alarm, as evidenced by claw marks on my upper leg, where she was sitting when it went off.

  • @elizabethbeierle7464
    @elizabethbeierle7464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I’ve always gauged the woo-woo level as being directly proportional to the runtime of the alarm. As such, I cackled.

    • @ryanthorn5574
      @ryanthorn5574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I need to remember to cackle once in a while myself........its just healthy! :D

    • @elizabethbeierle7464
      @elizabethbeierle7464 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ryanthorn5574 absolutely! Only ever cackle in excitement and delight though.

    • @ryanthorn5574
      @ryanthorn5574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@elizabethbeierle7464
      And after committing nefarious deeds! 😈😈

    • @ashleycastro6014
      @ashleycastro6014 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanthorn5574 lol

    • @thenewtalkerguy496
      @thenewtalkerguy496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds hot

  • @doc_ds
    @doc_ds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Now that is one hell of a woo woo alarm. Maybe one woo would have sufficed

  • @tsimlaj
    @tsimlaj 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Laying in bed ready to sleep, I thought I could make it through the woo woo alarm. Lol it just kept going

  • @umarabdullah5510
    @umarabdullah5510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The year 2020 never happened either, it was just a bad dream we all shared on Dec 31 2019

    • @winterweib
      @winterweib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      2021 is in my case worse. The nufgtnare I have been through awful times. This year... well, I will not write anything else. I do not know how to live on.

    • @danekeating5224
      @danekeating5224 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@winterweib Yeah, thank god it is not 1914, or 1939, as the next five years sucked and millions died, and economies sucked for the next ten years, and whole towns got bombed out of existence. So you couldn't leave the house to get a coffee? That's just... pathetic.

    • @gerarduspoppel2831
      @gerarduspoppel2831 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@winterweib keep strong friend.💪👍

    • @11AceHearts11
      @11AceHearts11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@danekeating5224 You have no idea what happened to the other person that made their year bad.
      In case you forgot, A LOT of people died. Those people had families. My mother had a cousin whose ENTIRE family died. 3 generations of people within a month. I know they aren't the only ones like that.
      Not to mention all the people that lost jobs, homes, vehicles AND all the people that are barely hanging on and are about to lose everything.
      You should try a little compassion or empathy every once in a while. It only hurts if/when you realize just how uncompassionate you've been to other people.

    • @11AceHearts11
      @11AceHearts11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@winterweib I'm sorry you are having a difficult year. I sincerely hope you find the will to continue living. Things can improve.

  • @nihartley5265
    @nihartley5265 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    When I was really little (3-7), I used to escape into this carebear like dream world in my sleep. It was so cool. There was magic and stuff. It was like amazing. I used to do this pretty much every night and just continue my life in this dream from where I left off last time. Those were the days.

    • @boleebo2925
      @boleebo2925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I am 25 and still occasionally do this 🤣

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I've had lucid dreams where I feel like I'm in the dream for months or sometimes even YEARS and wake up to find I've been there for like two-hours. And I'll often pick up the same thread later on when I go back to sleep and go to some other world. I really do sometimes question how my brain can possibly stuff that much information into such a short period, I know it sounds ridiculous to suggest you might actually be going somewhere in your dream but like...how the hell does your brain vividly remember years of content that somehow happened in a couple dozen minutes?

    • @boleebo2925
      @boleebo2925 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Goldenkitten1 yes exactly! I’ve had dreams where I pretty much live out my life… the craziest that used to happen and still does sometimes is where I can pick up where I left off the next night or even months later

    • @Goldenkitten1
      @Goldenkitten1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@boleebo2925 Yeah it's honestly a little disheartening or anxiety inducing when you wake up at times. You literally feel like you've just been pulled out of another life. Not a big deal all the time or especially if you're having a nightmare but there have been times where I feel like I've developed legitimate friendships and relationships with people there having been stuck there for an extended time and then I wake up and you have to stop for a second and sort of come to terms with "Wait, they were all dreams? Holy crap I need a minute". I've legit refused to go back to sleep sometimes because I'll be genuinely depressed immediately after waking up just sort of shocked that I was basically just ripped out of a different life back into another one.

    • @Boogert22
      @Boogert22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Care bear are for the nerds XD

  • @mixer1999vids
    @mixer1999vids 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Woo woo is blaring rent free in my head now

  • @charlesbrentner4611
    @charlesbrentner4611 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The problem with observing if the universe is a neural network is that first you have to have a neural network that is capable without a doubt of understanding the concept of a neural network. If it isn't capable of understanding the concept then said network could walk right by and be missed.

  • @whitehorsept
    @whitehorsept 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I cracked at the "Sylvester the 2nd" painting, with Stalones face. :P 12:50
    edit: The count has been summoned!! I love the Easter eggs! on this video :D is it because we actually approaching Easter? :P Anyway, that was super fun!

  • @colslaughter3734
    @colslaughter3734 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    She claims that Fox men were politicians but every politician I’ve ever met was a snake

    • @jr2904
      @jr2904 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Should have been the pigmen

    • @CharlesBosse
      @CharlesBosse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jr2904 aren't they busy with, um, enforcement?

    • @albertjackinson
      @albertjackinson 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ...but not every politician is.

    • @istvansipos9940
      @istvansipos9940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      that's offensive. To snakes, that is.

    • @michaelanngravon8329
      @michaelanngravon8329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@istvansipos9940 +1 Snakes with wings are majestic dragons. Politicians with wings got the jet through malfeasance.

  • @MrHantz101
    @MrHantz101 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "...to establish the date of Easter."
    Then why is it a different date every year???

  • @CyclonX
    @CyclonX 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    we fall asleep watching Joe's videos and this has been the bane of my existent every few nights for the last couple weeks

  • @jasonreed6262
    @jasonreed6262 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    brilliant execution of the Family Guy theorem that states that if something is funny for 10 seconds, it's not funny for 20 seconds, but it's SUPER funny for 60 seconds

    • @joemama-ej7kw
      @joemama-ej7kw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      "Ladies and gentlemen, mr Conway twitty!"

    • @1776_Reasons
      @1776_Reasons 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mmm boppa mm ma mow mow...

    • @dogvom
      @dogvom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And this too: th-cam.com/video/2WZLJpMOxS4/w-d-xo.html

    • @3lric81
      @3lric81 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah really great idea, made me not further watch the whole thing...and prolly wont in the future.

    • @BlastinRope
      @BlastinRope 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Family guy is the lowest bar of humor

  • @mikedrop4421
    @mikedrop4421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    I just want to commend your courageous choice to play the woo woo alarm long enough to go frome cute through the annoying and then anger inducing zones to reach the actually funny spot.

    • @ryanthorn5574
      @ryanthorn5574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think im the insane one here, cuz i want that alarm EVERY video! 😎😎😎

    • @keyslonsimon4571
      @keyslonsimon4571 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      No that alarm was dum and it ran too long to be funny or entertaining or whatever

    • @amicloud_yt
      @amicloud_yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@keyslonsimon4571 sorry but it was HILARIOUS

    • @ryanthorn5574
      @ryanthorn5574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@keyslonsimon4571
      I think that alarm length was just right! And based on the mind blowing material he discussed, I think it was justified. But thats just me! I liked it!
      More woo woo!!!!!

    • @tara5742
      @tara5742 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @mike O’Barr You summed up all the emotions I felt, seconds after each other haha

  • @sarahcoleman3125
    @sarahcoleman3125 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am listening AT WORK and he's just letting that Woo Woo Alarm go off. 😆

  • @Nani-qg9vc
    @Nani-qg9vc 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When I was like 4 I remember staring out my window and getting hit with this sudden and weird feeling that everything I’d experienced was a dream and when we die we just wake up as babies again, like consciousness is a detached, overseeing state in which we control our bodies outside of ourselves, and it only shifts to new physical bodies upon the death of the previous physical body.

  • @bbd121
    @bbd121 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    If a weird Englishman steps out of a blue police call box in front of you after one of these stories has been 'proven true', then you know something has gone belly up somewhere in a bad way.

    • @Shrooblord
      @Shrooblord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      or something has gone _really_ *REALLY* right. hard to tell with the Doctor

    • @chancebutler6472
      @chancebutler6472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i lve the last thursday one simply because a lot of what might be used to discredit it, can also be used against any timelime someone conjurs out of their butt

    • @jayfredrickson8632
      @jayfredrickson8632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If I ever see that, I'm gonna run like he**. Where the Doctor goes, there's always trouble.

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jayfredrickson8632 Running is one of the main signs that the Doctor is involved.

    • @Rathmun
      @Rathmun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jayfredrickson8632 Step one: Ask The Doctor which direction you should be running. You wouldn't want to get that wrong.

  • @tycho_m
    @tycho_m 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    knowing Joe enjoys RLM is just lovely. Real recognizes real!

    • @jhill1776
      @jhill1776 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ...these complete strangers you've never met sure are real

  • @connorcrazyschanelofcoolne1256
    @connorcrazyschanelofcoolne1256 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like the joke about the song Creep, I was literally thinking about that song when you said Kreep

  • @lil_laxho2633
    @lil_laxho2633 ปีที่แล้ว

    As a dog trainer, the Longest Woo Segment is a great desensitizing tool for ur new puppy 😂😂

  • @Luke..luke..luke..
    @Luke..luke..luke.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Number 6: Joe is a god figure and makes the videos to help us understand the world he created for us.....

  • @CrowCoded
    @CrowCoded 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The last theory is actually pretty cool. I like the thought of being a brain inside of a brain! Do I have a space structure in my brain, meaning little organisms with brains of their own exist? I hope so LOL.

    • @wrongturnVfor
      @wrongturnVfor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah, ever watched simpsons. They had a counch gag based on it, like decades ago

    • @Vlad2319
      @Vlad2319 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I mean if you ever create little daydreams then it kinda makes sense

  • @Amira_Phoenix
    @Amira_Phoenix ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm literally watching this episode on a Thursday 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Pontiac455
    @Pontiac455 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I did it you talk me into it I signed up for curiosity. Absolutely amazing I recommend everybody do it

  • @Neoplasie1900
    @Neoplasie1900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Congratulations. Your reintroduction of the woo woo alarm had me both smile in silly (and probably misplaced) nostalgia and called my flat mate to my room as he wondered what type of alarm was going on. That being said, you won a second view on your video for that.

  • @persaunna
    @persaunna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    The Universe is just a giant brain might be woo woo but I kinda like it. Okay, I'm lying: I love it.

    • @WWFYMN
      @WWFYMN 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it looks like it so why not, I like it too

    • @Anyuism
      @Anyuism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It fits in a lot of ways too. A big huge beingd time would be almost impossibly slow relative to us and our size....so maybe size and gravity are doing more than we can observe yet. I dunno....just babblin'

    • @persaunna
      @persaunna 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Rusto Of all the ways you could have used your very large, superior intellect, *that's* what you chose; cruelty and rudeness?

    • @sock2828
      @sock2828 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      There's actually a scientific version of the idea that all of reality itself is to some degree "conscious" that's actually falsifiable.

    • @persaunna
      @persaunna 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sock2828 Even as a thought experiment, I adore this. Einstein is attributed as saying "I want to know God's thoughts" and with this and similar theories, the response seems to be that literally, "we are". Being falsifiable gives the theory some scientific credence, and I really appreciate your response with that, because you've given me a few internet rabbit holes to wander!

  • @Kyeto13X
    @Kyeto13X ปีที่แล้ว

    I kinda like the idea that the whole universe evolved and slowly got better and better at making observers. No idea how to disprove it, but it sounds nice.

  • @ChaoticHoly
    @ChaoticHoly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last theory, where the Universe is a giant neural network? It's true. Reality began as you all know it when I fell asleep last Thursday, and everything that you believe to know will come undone when my alarm clock awakens me next Thursday.