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  • @usmc1979034
    @usmc1979034 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1520

    Iran “why do you hate me so much?”
    The Marine in me thought this. “How big of a list do you want?”

    • @1krani
      @1krani 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +110

      "So this one time back in 1979..."

    • @SlushboxH8R
      @SlushboxH8R 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

      @@1krani which was payback for 1953

    • @dianekerr8311
      @dianekerr8311 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      1979

    • @TannerSanders-f3g
      @TannerSanders-f3g 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +49

      "So during the war on terror you sorta helped out the enemy......"
      also, thank you for your service.

    • @Dr_Larken
      @Dr_Larken 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      lol. Tell the Marine in you, that’s a good one! Obviously wait until he pulls out, Devils got to get his!
      I couldn’t resist, that comment is a combination of 3 months w/ angry DI’s, IED’s, and instead of backpacking across Europe, a not so lavish tour of ancient Mesopotamia! Like anything, Some Days Sunni But Most Are Shiite!

  • @smashkiller64
    @smashkiller64 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +351

    “Squeezing Light”
    America’s the first country to give light a hug!
    I will gladly take this win!

    • @nicedaemonette
      @nicedaemonette 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I mean isn't that just Lensing?

    • @psirusam
      @psirusam 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      No, we're actually choking it but all the power to your rosy disposition. This is really just an extension of the Stinger missile philosophy, where back in the day when Russia couldn't figure man portable heat seeking to save their lives and America was shipping liquid argon around the battlefield to get enough tracking fidelity. Now we're putting the choke on light, but some wavelengths are into that.

    • @psirusam
      @psirusam 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@nicedaemonette EM lensing. As in lensing the EM by using more EM, but yeah pretty much that.

    • @smashkiller64
      @smashkiller64 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@psirusam
      So we’ve just jumped straight into being kinky with the light, nice!

    • @smullins17
      @smullins17 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      silly but kinda neat

  • @Leyte_Gulf_69
    @Leyte_Gulf_69 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +908

    "Human Ballast"
    "Bullet Sponge"
    Had me laughing to Alaska💀💀

    • @jwolf4948
      @jwolf4948 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Weird, when I was in everyone called Marines bullet sponges, not the Army.

    • @ryderadams8575
      @ryderadams8575 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      I'm from Alaska!

    • @InnaSecond
      @InnaSecond 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@jwolf4948What was the Army?

    • @DesertFernweh
      @DesertFernweh 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Where at ?​@@ryderadams8575

    • @Thommy_Liddell
      @Thommy_Liddell 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Nobody cares bro, shut your Ralph Wiggums ass up kid

  • @Geneticspore
    @Geneticspore 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +125

    Goddamnit. I WAS eating cereal until the line of "gassed up their magic carpet. Thank HLC.

    • @archonfett
      @archonfett 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      that's why i don't eat or drink during his videos

    • @Joker-ny7jh
      @Joker-ny7jh 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      @@archonfett I learned that the hard way with hot coffee

    • @mattgriewahn8554
      @mattgriewahn8554 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      You should know better than that to be consuming something while watching HLC. That’s a good way to get a fruit loop stuck somewhere up in your sinuses.

  • @ciainspector
    @ciainspector 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +802

    As a Korean-American living in Florida I can totally vouch that South Korea is Asian Florida

    • @michaelmcmeel914
      @michaelmcmeel914 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Roof Koreans FTW.

    • @ghowell13
      @ghowell13 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      🏆

    • @NickTheGrimReaper
      @NickTheGrimReaper 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      as a floridian this is quite hilarious good job

    • @benwagner5089
      @benwagner5089 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +33

      They've got the peninsula and everything.

    • @samuelzuleger5134
      @samuelzuleger5134 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +24

      I get it, but, and hear me out, Korea is WAY more polite.
      Two years of Korean and not one f*cking swear word. Took three days for German and about six months for Chinese.

  • @tehpw7574
    @tehpw7574 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +82

    When I moved to my current location, a gentlemen's property includes a flagpole. Flying on it was the Ensign (on top) and the Dept of the Boat people flag below. I finally got a chance to talk to him and to my surprise, found out he's retired ARMY. The deal with the Navy flag was between him and his kid, who was Navy: "Who wins that year, gets to fly their flag". So, for this last year, I've drove past seeing the Army whites... and after hearing the game results, I smiled as I noted this morning, the flag change. I'm pretty sure the fact that it was UPSIDE DOWN is just the Dad saying "That game was bullshit"...

    • @gravelydon7072
      @gravelydon7072 20 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      A friend of mine had to face the ultimate insult. He was an exchange instructor at Annapolis when Navy beat Army. So the bet was that for one day he had to wear the uniform of a Seaman Recruit. If Navy had lost, the Navy instructor at West Point would have been wearing a Private's outfit. Current standing is 63 Navy, 55 Army, 7 ties.

  • @spykercar
    @spykercar 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1410

    The drones are just Franklin trying to get the best view of the biggest trash can of all: New Jersey

    • @bartonbella3131
      @bartonbella3131 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +32

      Phenomenal comment

    • @andyleary2727
      @andyleary2727 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

      Bravo 👏

    • @nyxspiritsong5557
      @nyxspiritsong5557 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Best explanation I've heard yet!! It even makes sense!

    • @charged_kaon
      @charged_kaon 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      This is bullying

    • @-Katastrophe
      @-Katastrophe 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

      I mean how else is he going to find a second dumpster with access to little ceasars and Dennys?

  • @danielperson5021
    @danielperson5021 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

    I graduated from college with a diploma in instrumentation. Never did I think I would encounter a channel that made instrumentation so funny. This is awesome!

  • @MrFarmer110
    @MrFarmer110 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +350

    Honestly, I'm with the B2 on this one. I think this is just a classic example of the government's left hand not telling the right hand what it is doing and now someone is trying to cover their own ass because the PR department is pissed.

    • @SlushboxH8R
      @SlushboxH8R 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +41

      Yes, this. And also probably copycats.

    • @brianyoung8999
      @brianyoung8999 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      there are some pros in the field that say they look like US sniffer drones looking for something

    • @MrFarmer110
      @MrFarmer110 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@brianyoung8999 That is probably what this started out as, and then people started copycatting it when they saw the media attention it was receiving. Either that or the government is using the 'copycat' excuse as a smoke screen. Honestly, I'm not really sure, either scenario is possible.

    • @floydprice4164
      @floydprice4164 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      I remember my father saying that he saw the YB-49 thought it was a UFO during it's development.

    • @erikcourtney1834
      @erikcourtney1834 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      It started as a casual hobby drone pilot, or Amazon drones. Then people
      Seen planes (there’s a lot of airports there) thinking they are drones. Floods media, then everyone with a drone starts flying at night. Then helicopters and law enforcement drones start looking for mysterious drones. It’s all just a big bullshit hype caused by social media and new media. There no danger. If they stopped talking about it then they would go away.

  • @thatjeff7550
    @thatjeff7550 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +91

    Nice to see a military advisor not losing his crap over the New Jersey thing. What you (HLC) said about the lights is by far the most reasonable explanation and is what I believe it to be as well. "Never assign malice to what is simply sheer stupidity."

    • @rwehuman
      @rwehuman 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I am a RC hobbyist. The Fed has tried to shut us down for years now. We fought them and won, I keep asking myself why are lights on?
      In the past day or two I've heard people say the drones are trying to sniff out WMDs of some of the nuclear suitcases that went missing after the Russian collapse in 91.
      I keep countering that with then they would fly them covert if they are looking for something, when the public sees them now someone has some explaining to do. Why are they flying at all? Exactly what are they looking for?
      I believe they want to be seen to sew seeds of fear about drones.
      They (the government/overseers) are afraid of John Q public getting pissed off at someone building/buying a quad copter and loading it out with explosives like the Ukrainians are doing and taking out who ever they have a grudge against.
      They want to take away RC craft from the public. Just like they want to take away guns.
      What could 5 or 10 people do with a weaponized quadcopters in NYC or at the Superbowl or against political opponents ?
      More over, how much easier would it be to defend against a tyrannical government? With home made guided weapons?
      Just my 0.02
      But wait if it is a penny for my thoughts and I put my two cents in.......someone is making a penny.....

  • @michaelscott6022
    @michaelscott6022 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +331

    The Raptor could use a pogo stick as a supplementary landing gear so he'll be able to land on an aircraft carrier.

    • @benn454
      @benn454 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

      Just wrap a metal coat hanger around the end, and you've got an improvised tailhook.

    • @mbyerly9680
      @mbyerly9680 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

      I thought it was for Franklin. A raccoon would enjoy a pogo stick.

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      The Pogo stick is for Franklin.

    • @riverlady982
      @riverlady982 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      There I thought he just wanted it for it's low tech weapon capability to spring launch punch/spring punch his capters/maintenance to make his escape without making noise or killing anyone. 🤔

    • @haydenc2742
      @haydenc2742 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      He would be "I'm up...he doesn't see me...I'm down" mantra...LOL

  • @GenevaSuggestionss
    @GenevaSuggestionss 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +21

    I feel like we’re actively watching HLCs mental state go down cause these conversations are becoming way too real. “I’m just tryna wrap my head around an f22 on a pogo stick” WAS THAT HLC OR AMERICA???

  • @huntjl88
    @huntjl88 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +206

    Should have hit the UK with "I wasn't the one to name it SOCCER!

    • @nathangarner3986
      @nathangarner3986 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      True 👍
      (Sorry for the unoriginality)

    • @SoloRenegade
      @SoloRenegade 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +28

      yup, the UK is bipolar. they keep changing the names and spellings of words, AFTER the US already adopted the first versions, and then the Uk acts like we're dumb when it was THIER words we're using.
      Words like Soccer and Aluminum.

    • @TheKazragore
      @TheKazragore 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@SoloRenegade The change to "aluminium" makes sense, it brought it in line with the other metals. I think "soccer" is funny, though.

    • @BattleSpew
      @BattleSpew 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @@TheKazragore Yeah, metals like "platinum", "molybdenum", and "lanthanum".

    • @SoloRenegade
      @SoloRenegade 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@TheKazragore nope, aluminum is right, and aliminium sounds stupid.
      ironinium?
      steelium?
      copperium?
      leadium?
      goldium?
      silverium?
      brassium?
      tinium?
      nickelium?
      cobaltium?

  • @Emolt76
    @Emolt76 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    That "Squeezing Light" one really got me. That's hilarious

  • @HammerOn-bu7gx
    @HammerOn-bu7gx 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +331

    "What color Pogo Stick?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DT0me7624
      @DT0me7624 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

      I lost it on that one 😂

    • @BelMarduksBizarreBazaar
      @BelMarduksBizarreBazaar 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Pink, it's for franklin, it needs to be one with an engine. He lost a bet and has to try to jump back out of the grand canyon

    • @alanmajors9100
      @alanmajors9100 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Useless trivia: on heavies, we use a 'pogo stick' after fueling to check for any water in the tanks. Imagine a bright yellow pole about 6-8 feet long with a Mason jar attached at one end. Stick it to each of the test points under the wing and you've pogoed the tanks.

  • @JonathanScarlet
    @JonathanScarlet 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    11:08 Okay, HLC, are you ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY SURE you didn't just come up with that thinking about old Trollge memes about infinite light? Be honest, now.

  • @andrewhamop6665
    @andrewhamop6665 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +519

    That comment at the end about squeezing light just blew my mind as an amateur radio operator, but it doesn't really surprise me we were casually working on that...hahaha.

    • @icicle_ai
      @icicle_ai 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +40

      and thats not even the classified stuff

    • @robertbruce7686
      @robertbruce7686 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Altogether now peepul....
      "MERICA F8CK YEAH" 😂 😂😂

    • @lonnyyoung4285
      @lonnyyoung4285 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      ​@icicle_ai No kidding. Is DARPA even operating in this century?

    • @SwarmerGaming
      @SwarmerGaming 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@lonnyyoung4285technically yes, but no. Military contractors like them are 10-30 years ahead of what is public. I worked as a PMC for an Academi shell company as a non combatant medic. Finding out that private military companies do almost 50% of intelligence for the government and are literally everywhere across the globe was insane. When HLC says mimics the USA saying we know where and what every enemy is doing at all times is not a joke. We've literally given russia and China bad information on purpose because they sent Americans who have been infiltrating them for decades to spy and gather Intel. And then war thunder came out..

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

      I wonder if squeezing light would also apply to laser weapons to increase output in the laser?

  • @Pierce-lz7kv
    @Pierce-lz7kv 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The sky warden had me rolling after he said they're gonna plant eggs in our butts! 😂😂🤣

  • @Patrick-fk4ef
    @Patrick-fk4ef 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +330

    NJ resident here, we've been seeing the drones almost every night.
    The ones I've personally seen are big quadcopters, a little smaller than a car. A drone that big is too expensive to be a hobbyist drone, so they have to be from a government or corporation.
    They only seem to fly at night. The ones I've seen all have white anti-collision lights and the red and green navigation lights seen on other aircraft.
    The drones typically fly at a lower altitude than other air traffic. The ones I've seen have only been about 200 ft. off the ground. When they stop to hover, it seems to be mostly over open spaces (parks, lakes, parking lots, etc.) Sometimes they fly alone, sometimes in small groups.
    I think they're some sort of experimental US military drones, possibly for transport (based on their size). I'd assume a foreign spy drone would be small and inconspicuous, and not lit up like a Christmas tree. Whoever's operating the drones doesn't care that you know they're flying, but they don't want anybody to get a good look at them in broad daylight.

    • @robtathome
      @robtathome 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +56

      @Patrick-fk45ef - you have provided more information in 1 post than my media feed all week. Thanks for that!

    • @brokensmilephoto
      @brokensmilephoto 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +26

      So it's Amazon basically?

    • @ij1376
      @ij1376 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +25

      Meanwhile if I flew a drone near a military base, I'd end up in jail with heavy fines.

    • @whatusernameis5295
      @whatusernameis5295 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

      so uh super high power flashlight time I guess?

    • @MB-ig6gl
      @MB-ig6gl 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      It is how they tested stealth aircraft.

  • @DJdoppIer
    @DJdoppIer 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Now I wanna see someone make a giant military-grade pogo stick, strap it to front landing gear of the F-22, and watch the front end happily bounce up and down. It would be truly magical.

    • @MechaKevina
      @MechaKevina 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      …that is stuck in my head now

  • @megsley
    @megsley 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +44

    0:31 "if you ain't cheatin, you ain't winnin" -NASCAR

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      "Sorry, now that everyone is doing it, we are changing the rules, so that's not allowed anymore"

  • @jonandkristen
    @jonandkristen 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    Hey, two things to think about.....
    1) Marine Officers also go to Annapolis. It may not be true by any stretch of the imagination.... But its for this reason I'm saying the next stats are true
    The Midshipmen hold a 63-55-7 head-to-head edge.
    First game: November 29, 1890, at West Point, with Navy winning 24-0
    Longest win streaks: Navy holds the record with 14 consecutive wins from 2002-2015.
    Army's longest streaks are five games from 1927-1933 and 1992-1996.
    Largest margin of victory: Navy's 51-0 shutout in 1973.
    2) The UK really needs to stop gas lighting us about the term soccer .... It's their fault we use that term in the first place 😂.

  • @01Eldar
    @01Eldar 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +189

    I want an interception for Christmas,
    Only an interception will do. come on everybody, sing it! [+]

    • @Jackofalltradesmiths
      @Jackofalltradesmiths 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Don’t want some bull-
      shit training exercises
      I just want. Interceptions
      And interceptions all want me too

    • @Friedpancakes
      @Friedpancakes 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      ​@Jackofalltradesmiths
      i just want an interception
      Underneath the Christmas tree

    • @rffromusa8319
      @rffromusa8319 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      All I want for Christmas is an interception for the Kid.
      An interception for the Kid.
      An interception for the Kid.
      All I want for Christmas is an interception for the Kid.
      Then I could say it's a Merry Christmas. 😎

    • @marcuspainterjr1257
      @marcuspainterjr1257 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Franklin picks the lock to the hanger. The kid shoots down santa thinking hes a russain drone..thats his first intercept..

    • @cjwong
      @cjwong 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We wish for an interception!

  • @griffinkimberly7695
    @griffinkimberly7695 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

    The extra angry eyes when hypersonics came up again was a nice touch

  • @patrickkenyon2326
    @patrickkenyon2326 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +101

    Sooner or later, a retired Air Force pilot with a Cessna and an idea is going to nab one of those drones.
    But don't worry, children.
    The drones won't interfere with Santa on his trip.
    As with any Head of State of an allied nation, Santa travels with escorts.
    The Kid may get to eat some drones.

    • @AlexWalford-jm3mg
      @AlexWalford-jm3mg 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      You’re thinking of that new Red One movie, aren’t you, you know, the scene where Santa takes off from an Air Force Base?

    • @patrickkenyon2326
      @patrickkenyon2326 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

      @AlexWalford-jm3mg No, it's been a thing for decades.
      My father was a Base Commander.
      You know how they track Santa on the big board at NORAD ?
      Well, whenever possible, a fighter escort is assigned.
      It's good training.
      So one year, my father said he was having fun, he assigned a flight of F-15s to escort Santa over Afghanistan.
      At one point, the Syrian Air Force noticed, and sent up an interception.
      When the Syrians got close, my father called the Syrian embassy and told them to inform their government that they were encroaching on the flight path of a foreign dignitary, ally of the USA, and NATO member.
      The Syrians thought he was nuts...
      But they pulled their fighters back.

    • @archonfett
      @archonfett 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@patrickkenyon2326 nice. also looking at the mess out there, the big guy is going to need an escort over a lot of countries this year. if we send the kid up he might actually get an interception after all

  • @4ncientGu150
    @4ncientGu150 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    "They talk from someone who's within 72 hours of becoming the 51st state if I want"
    That made me laugh so hard

  • @jobanh7ify
    @jobanh7ify 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +208

    “It’s obviously Santa Clause doing some reconnaissance” 😂and probably planes, trains and automobiles

    • @longshot398
      @longshot398 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Throw in some flying monkeys from Oz also.

    • @Autistic_But_Capable
      @Autistic_But_Capable 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      It had me laughing so hard i threw up. "Its a bird! its a plain! Its Santa using his radar to scan for bad kids and how to aim his rockets at them"

    • @zdelrod829
      @zdelrod829 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@Autistic_But_Capable how to aim his RPTs (Rocket Propelled "Toys") at them*

    • @Autistic_But_Capable
      @Autistic_But_Capable 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@zdelrod829 Yes, Santa is no more its Now Major General of the E.L.F Army's.

    • @KnawedOne
      @KnawedOne 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@zdelrod829👍🏽

  • @LordLewsTheDragon
    @LordLewsTheDragon 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    As a Marine, I still get a laugh every time the Army and Navy call each other fat. "One tubby tubby... two tubby tubby..."

  • @adityaparam8736
    @adityaparam8736 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    F-22: "I want an interception"
    The monkey's paw curls and another spy balloon comes floating over.

  • @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
    @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    5:25 That goes incredibly hard. Hahahahah. Bibically accurate insult. Lets go! Lol

  • @Jdogblingbling
    @Jdogblingbling 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +83

    my vote's definitely not Iran, as why would they use FAA compliant lighting on their drones? Probably a US program

    • @elizabethedgerton4218
      @elizabethedgerton4218 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I’m thinking the cartels but then I’m probably wrong.

    • @lostbutfreesoul
      @lostbutfreesoul 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

      @@elizabethedgerton4218
      They are using drones, but prefer the smaller and harder to see variety.

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

      @@elizabethedgerton4218 Same question applies, why have navigation lights on your super-sneaky drone?

    • @AutoMattOn
      @AutoMattOn 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      it's not iran because they don't have the tech or the reach. they're too busy getting thier shit pushed in by Israel's dumbed down for export F35’s to be dicking around in the 5-6ghz spectrum on the other side of the world. my theory is either hobbyists out of thier depth or russian sleeper agents slapping drone kits on kites to manufacture hysteria - assymetric maskyrovka would fit very nicely here. everything else - that is, everything with faa compliant red and green lights is just "normal for New Jersey", where everything is unidentified if you don't know diddly about squat

    • @renegard5442
      @renegard5442 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

      Probably testing out some new classified radar tech or stealth drone tech would be my guess. They want visual confirmation of their location that they can cross reference with the radar readouts.

  • @Nimbus1701
    @Nimbus1701 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Absolutely love the explanation of "the rocket problem" with the entire hypersonic section. If you explained this like this in basic physics, nobody would have difficulty understanding general relativity, especially the whole speed of light thing and as you approach really high speeds you need infinite energy, which in turn just creates more and more mass. Bravo! 👏👏👏

  • @Thehumblehousehusband9496
    @Thehumblehousehusband9496 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +54

    I love how Iran is starting to take Grandpa buffs insults personally!!

  • @JonBGreen91
    @JonBGreen91 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    "What are you doing today?"
    Loved that eye squint. XD

  • @ai-aniverse
    @ai-aniverse 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +23

    Did not have aliens making a guest appearance on my checklist.

  • @ThunderBunny30
    @ThunderBunny30 22 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    8:40 we came for Buff and the Kid but stay for the “Missile-tism” Appreciate the information.

  • @bomguy999999
    @bomguy999999 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +57

    Am I the only one that hopes Raptor get his interception for Christmas?!

    • @matthewcox7985
      @matthewcox7985 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Sing along to the tune of "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"...

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I mean, they could at least let him fly escort for Santa. NORAD tracks that yearly. You know, to avoid a false positive for north American air defenses making a real mess.

    • @bomguy999999
      @bomguy999999 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@Sorain1 This!!!

  • @salvatorediangelo453
    @salvatorediangelo453 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The admission by Grandpa Buff about the F-4, made me spit water all over my computer monitor! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jackofalltradesmiths
    @Jackofalltradesmiths 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Mr HLC, I love this. Also, Europe called it soccer until after American football existed. So technically, American football is the real Football.

  • @frankiefromky
    @frankiefromky 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Dark Brandon went full metal jacket and let DARPA off the leash... they were allowed 1 CONUS exercise for X-mas and they choose Jersey. They just wanted to see the Jersey Coast go ape-isht! 🤣🤣

    • @Robdog1-w1f
      @Robdog1-w1f 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Nah, Dark Brandon isn't that lucid. More likely its the military having fun without his input, some jackass at NORAD probably thought "Hey, you know what would really freak people out, a bunch of drones that only appear at night. Hey, that's an idea, let's send a bunch of car sized drones over Jersey and NY just to fuck with people, then we have a good laugh at their reactions!"

  • @richwalter3107
    @richwalter3107 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +72

    Ive caught 2 theories that make sense:
    1. Navy UA experiments out of NAS Lakehurst
    2. McDonalds delivery drones headed to Chris Christies house

    • @PI_Joe_Mama
      @PI_Joe_Mama 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Congratulations! You got this information from a meme and a post from an engineer who gave an explanation.

    • @NtDs90
      @NtDs90 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The Chris Christie theory is the most logical.

  • @D3m0nB10od
    @D3m0nB10od 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I live in the lower hudson region in NY and we also had drones here that were dropping lit fireworks in the local park, from what I've read 2 people were arrested

  • @redtowlie9
    @redtowlie9 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +83

    I’m from New Jersey and it’s worrying when our governor says we don’t know who’s controlling the drones, if they are unarmed but somehow we are perfectly safe and not in any danger. A drone crashed and fbi took it away saying nothing happened.

    • @jaceh5109
      @jaceh5109 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Bruh I wouldn't worry. I bet they know who it is and where it's coming from. I think we are letting them play the game, so if they fuck around, we can make them find the fuck out

    • @jamesfowley4114
      @jamesfowley4114 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      The three letter agency will let us know when they can't hide it anymore. In the meantime, they're probably developing doctrines and protocols. I'm guessing anti-drone defense or stealth attacks. Maybe both.

    • @jackcrisci2957
      @jackcrisci2957 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

      It is a little weird how a government that won't think twice about civil asset forfeiture can't seem to lift a finger about some drones.

    • @thunderxgod01
      @thunderxgod01 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Two words, Picatinny Arsenal.

    • @redtowlie9
      @redtowlie9 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @ no chance. It’s a munitions place

  • @GeoffSweet
    @GeoffSweet 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    They're sniffers...they are either looking FOR something...or training to DEAL with something.

  • @hectoris919
    @hectoris919 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +20

    DARPA be putting light in the hydraulic press

    • @GlitchyGamers18
      @GlitchyGamers18 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      I’m convinced now DARPA is a bunch of Florida men on the good stuff with physics degrees

    • @yulfine1688
      @yulfine1688 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Actually what they're talking about is just quantum mechanics and has been ongoing for at least 15 years in terms of testing and they're attempting to basically use this innovation to enhance a diverse range of optical systems from imaging, navigation, signal processing, microscopy, communications and quantum computing.

  • @thomasohanlon1060
    @thomasohanlon1060 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    You know every time the U.S. talks its enemies get headaches and massive holes in their defenses and military budgets and I ef-in love it!!🤔👍🇺🇸😎

  • @louiscypher4186
    @louiscypher4186 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    It's the government. Everyone knows it's the government.

  • @mirandigriffin9879
    @mirandigriffin9879 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground, what have we found, the same old fears, wish you were here...Pink Floyd

    • @dixiecyrus8136
      @dixiecyrus8136 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Love that song❤❤

  • @ArtByKarenEHaley
    @ArtByKarenEHaley 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Man I live in Oregon and I just KNEW you’d make a video about our little visitors. The ones in our area pinged as having a code when a lifeflight crew detected them but the tower didn’t detect it so whatever it was at least reads like a manmade object.

  • @feathers457
    @feathers457 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    I’ve been waiting for the drone coverage!!! Thank you HCL!!!

  • @omni-hexagon3514
    @omni-hexagon3514 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    1:04 Yes Britain, and up until the 1970s, you also called it Soccer.

  • @Sammmeow
    @Sammmeow 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    Heck, even I went "we're doing what now?" 😆

    • @halogeek6
      @halogeek6 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      i usually undertsand the physics involved in the shit we get upto. but that one? i got nothing.

    • @yulfine1688
      @yulfine1688 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@halogeek6 Light is quite an interesting topic and its an area that we still do not fully understand, especially when you bring quantum mechanics on board the same way gravity and time also run into issues.
      Consequently far as we know, all matter is governed by light, concentrated light vectors are the basis of quantum mechanics.
      Ahem, "light vectors" refer to the mathematical representation of a photon's polarization state, typically expressed as a vector containing the amplitudes of its horizontal and vertical polarization components, often called a "Jones vector," which captures the direction and magnitude of the electric field within the light wave, effectively describing the polarization of a single photon as a quantum state; this allows for calculations regarding how light interacts with matter at the quantum level.
      From Darpa, However, the particle nature of light results in a fundamental quantum noise limit that bounds the performance of laser-based optical systems. The Intensity-Squeezed Photonic Integration for Revolutionary Detectors (INSPIRED) program seeks to break this limit using quantum integrated photonics.
      INSPIRED is leveraging a quantum state of light known as “squeezed light”. Sophisticated experiments over the past fifteen years have demonstrated that employing squeezed light in the measurement of weak signals can exceed the quantum noise limit. Tabletop squeezed light systems have been used for demonstrations of quantum-enhanced optical sensing - most famously by the gravitational-wave astronomy community to detect cosmic events such as black hole and neutron star mergers from further in space.
      The same time period has also witnessed a revolution in integrated photonics: the manipulation of light with microscopic devices on chips. With recent progress in nonlinear integrated photonics, large-scale photonic circuits, and photonic heterogeneous integration, chip-scale optical devices are beginning to outperform bulk, discrete optical components.
      The INSPIRED program is pursuing these advances to implement squeezed-light measurement techniques in form factors comparable to commercial photodetector modules.
      Such “squeezed-light detectors” will be transformative in advancing ultra-sensitive measurements beyond laboratory environments as practical, general-purpose components that can enhance the performance of diverse optical systems for imaging, navigation, signal processing, microscopy, communications, and quantum computing.
      "Squeezing light" refers to a quantum mechanical phenomenon where the uncertainty of a light beam is reduced in one aspect (like its amplitude or phase) at the expense of increased uncertainty in the other, essentially creating a light state with quantum fluctuations below the normal vacuum level, allowing for more precise measurements in certain applications like gravitational wave detection.

  • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
    @LiveFreeOrDieDH 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Nobody:
    DARPA:
    "sQuEeZiNg LiGhT!"

  • @Saanonymous80
    @Saanonymous80 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Navy is only bigger because Army's mother cooks a really good breakfast.

    • @michaelbenjmitchell1
      @michaelbenjmitchell1 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Navy is only bigger because they are too lazy to do PT.

  • @onfire4godjj9
    @onfire4godjj9 9 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Why couldn't it have been f***ing aliens?" had me laughing so hard I had to pause the video!! 😂😂😂

  • @andrewhamop6665
    @andrewhamop6665 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +61

    The Kid wanting to use a pogo stick was not on my bingo card 😂😂😂
    Thanks for your coverage on this HLC, you're better than all the commercial news outlets by far!

    • @michaelroach9252
      @michaelroach9252 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Still might be iran, the drones are using FAA lights or you wouldn't see them. And reports are that they are sniffing for radioactive material or a dirty bomb.

  • @barbaraschenk2426
    @barbaraschenk2426 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    In my husband's memory "GO NAVY!"

  • @Zenologia4673
    @Zenologia4673 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    Why did I burst out laughing at “what color pogo stick”

  • @astra1653
    @astra1653 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hot damn! This episode is AMAZING!
    But the kid, bless his little deranged heart, you just want to give him a hug before sending him out to play.

  • @JACorvin
    @JACorvin 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +17

    You make the US sound like we’re developing magitech while everyone else is playing with sticks and stones. Love it lol

    • @yulfine1688
      @yulfine1688 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      It's sort of true, the US in terms of all R&D is many leagues and years ahead but a lot of this information isn't new and has been part of science which is quite collective for decades, or well squeezed light is roughly 15 or so years old in terms of testing. It likely existed around the time quantum mechanics was conceptualized.
      As such because science is quite collective it matters little who develops or finds something first, be it europe, the US or Asia as its often something retested and so forth by many scientists and schools globally, as such DARPA has found likely a way to implement it into technology.

    • @michaelanderson2166
      @michaelanderson2166 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      We are…

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I mean, Magitech is literally defined by 'we understand all but X part of it.' or in other words, blackbox components/processes. Which is pretty much bleeding edge tech defined with the USA.

  • @BradMcGuire-o2t
    @BradMcGuire-o2t 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Dude!!! Little Asian Florida!!! That's fookin GOLD!!

  • @biowep1175
    @biowep1175 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    Damn...Army coping hard with that blowout of a game 😂

  • @Zalef_Kazuragi
    @Zalef_Kazuragi 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "I was busy squeezing light"..... my brain shattered with those 5 simple words.

  • @titanicblair2
    @titanicblair2 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +18

    I'm worried if Santa does not give the kid an interception Santa will be the interception 😮

    • @byronsmith3152
      @byronsmith3152 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      This right here lol.

    • @AppalachianPatriot
      @AppalachianPatriot 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Santa has hypersonic missiles.

    • @vampdan
      @vampdan 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      A very NORAD Christmas.

    • @aaronorr5586
      @aaronorr5586 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@AppalachianPatriot More like Santa has Jolly Old Elf magic.

    • @AppalachianPatriot
      @AppalachianPatriot 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      @@aaronorr5586 Missiles are magical.

  • @Camandersol
    @Camandersol 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    The pogo stick is obviously for Franklin lol

  • @GuardianOne24
    @GuardianOne24 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +231

    Holy shit, havent been this early since italy was still allied with germany.
    for all those commenting I meant during WWII. But I didnt know how to mention the relation to the evil mustache man without youtube throwing a hissy fit.

    • @jedimasterdraco6950
      @jedimasterdraco6950 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +14

      Italy and Germany are both in NATO so technically there was just a brief interruption in their alliance. Although with the way things are going…

    • @toxicrobot69
      @toxicrobot69 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      11 minutes early? Excellent! :P

    • @GuardianOne24
      @GuardianOne24 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@jedimasterdraco6950 I woulda put that big N*** Germany name but youtube would lynch me : )

    • @ProfessorRainman
      @ProfessorRainman 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Same!!

    • @YeetusDeletus-f5p
      @YeetusDeletus-f5p 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Same bro.

  • @scotthartman8993
    @scotthartman8993 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    LOL that last minute about Squeezing Light needs to be a mini-short:)

  • @KageShi
    @KageShi 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +15

    My running theory is that it's just the local drug dealers getting work done....

    • @edwxx20001
      @edwxx20001 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I love when local drug dealers use FAA mandated lights on their drug drones.

    • @KageShi
      @KageShi 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      @@edwxx20001 Rule #1 to be unchallenged... Look like you belong and move with authority.... Besides there are commercially made large airframes that you just have to plug in an avionics package and batteries or a generator...

  • @justistruth
    @justistruth 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Thanks for the education and laughs!👍🗣️

  • @pepepepert
    @pepepepert 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +22

    Hey Beans on toast we here in Canada don't call soccer football. We have the real deal, it was even invented here.

    • @furiouskaiser9914
      @furiouskaiser9914 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Oh, you mean the game of stick-puck?

    • @pepepepert
      @pepepepert 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@furiouskaiser9914 No the game of football. We were playing rugby and thought it is silly to all huddle up in a ball and spread out the scrum. Then thought hey let's be able to pass it forwards.

    • @cjs4886
      @cjs4886 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      considering the rules of the game were first created in England in the mid 1800's I got to say your wrong on that one Warcrimes

    • @pepepepert
      @pepepepert 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@cjs4886 For north american football?

    • @cjs4886
      @cjs4886 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@pepepepert sorry, reading your original comment it read like you were implying football was originated in Canada’s with the “Hey, beans on toast” opener. My bad

  • @skootr924
    @skootr924 23 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Hope Franklin gets a Hula Hoop for Xmas😊

  • @benjaminoechsli1941
    @benjaminoechsli1941 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    When he said "squeezing light," I immediately thought of "optical tweezers," which are basically a real-life tractor beam.
    Light travels in waves, up and down, crests (peaks) and troughs (valleys). The distance between the crest and the trough of a beam of light is called its amplitude.
    Now, _if I recall correctly,_ all you need to make a tractor beam is generate a beam of light with an amplitude equal to the length/height of whatever you want to grab. Scientists have used them quite effectively with bacteria.

  • @TacgnolSimulacrum
    @TacgnolSimulacrum 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    "I know you haven't solved the rocket problem because I haven't" *sad project Orion noises*

  • @ImThatDeadpool
    @ImThatDeadpool 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    I did not expect the greys to make an appearance 😂

  • @LEWISwormley
    @LEWISwormley 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hey thanks for the great video been having a terible first day off the week. Cheered me up after a friend got hit. Once again thanks.

  • @spamcan9208
    @spamcan9208 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    "It's obviously Santa Claus doing some reconnaissance." 😂

  • @SpaceWhaIe
    @SpaceWhaIe 22 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I really love that your B-2 Spirit sounds like a surfer/stoner/burnout.

  • @Russão000
    @Russão000 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    5:00 who tf had the idea of adopting a Cropduster instead of EMB Super Tucano?

    • @MrsMetCal
      @MrsMetCal 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      That's the first thing I thought of! In Randy Quaid's voice! 😆

  • @Hellspartan
    @Hellspartan 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The kids reaction of almost getting interception is the hardest I’m laughing cause he’s that desperate for an interception

  • @ko9563
    @ko9563 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +13

    4:10, as someone who grew up in NJ, accurate

    • @k5rjtxj
      @k5rjtxj 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      As a current resident i fully agree

  • @seans63lemansSD
    @seans63lemansSD 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Gassing up the magic carpet.....killed me dude

  • @hellfire66683
    @hellfire66683 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    Army is about charity so letting the Navy win was just giving them some morale and charity.

  • @DG-yo3tk
    @DG-yo3tk 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Thank you again for the best comedy channel on TH-cam.

  • @alexlaws5086
    @alexlaws5086 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    11 minute HLC video, I'm so happy

  • @herrzimm
    @herrzimm 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Kind of thought the Raptor would want to get a "tailhook" to operate off carriers... but a pogo-stick can be kind of fun too.

  • @joewilson5631
    @joewilson5631 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +12

    Asian Florida is amazing I love it

  • @jddunebuggy
    @jddunebuggy 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

    "Proud to be an American, Where we been giving light a hug since time now.

  • @domination1985
    @domination1985 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +19

    Football was actually a slang term used to describe soccer that ended up sticking

    • @mcsapper
      @mcsapper 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Coined by the British of all people

    • @jdoe9518
      @jdoe9518 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +6

      football (n.)
      open-air game involving kicking a ball, c. 1400; in reference to the inflated ball used in the game, mid-14c. ("Þe heued fro þe body went, Als it were a foteballe," Octavian I manuscript, c. 1350), from foot (n.) + ball (n.1). Forbidden in a Scottish statute of 1424. One of Shakespeare's insults is "you base foot-ball player" [Lear I.iv]. Ball-kicking games date back to the Roman legions, at least, but the sport seems first to have risen to a national obsession in England, c. 1630. Figurative sense of "something idly kicked around, something subject to hard use and many vicissitudes" is by 1530s.
      soccer (n.)
      1889, socca, later socker (1891), soccer (1895), originally university slang (with jocular formation -er (3)), from a shortened form of Assoc., abbreviation of association in Football Association (as distinguished from Rugby football). An unusual formation, but those who did it perhaps shied away from making a name out of the first three letters of Assoc. Compare rugger (under rugby) also 1890s English schoolboy slang leccer, from lecture (n.).

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    F-22 getting an interception. He tangos with Santa. Big Red One just flying circles around him. Giving the Kid the time of his life. He may not ever shoot down Santa, out of sheer respect. But, he got an intercepts and came home, all to brag about it. Little do we know. In reality. It was Grandpa Buff making the Kid's dream come true and give him the BEST Christmas gift ever. Do not question how the Buff does it. THE BUFF FINDS A WAY!

  • @TheIronBear290
    @TheIronBear290 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +11

    1:16 we can't take a country seriously. Who eats jellied eel

    • @demoncleaner80
      @demoncleaner80 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Beans on toast. Barf.

  • @patriciau6277
    @patriciau6277 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE ! Let the kid loose on these drones!!! It would be the best show since EVER!!

  • @V-max97
    @V-max97 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    Don’t forget the embassy in the 70’s grandpa Buff.

  • @massdragon1452
    @massdragon1452 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Using mainstream media to get the news: X_X
    Using HLC to get the news: ✔

  • @dj-kq4fz
    @dj-kq4fz 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The alien perspective caught me by surprise. Pretty funny!

  • @randomchineseguy
    @randomchineseguy 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    All I want for Christmas are reaper drones

  • @jenniferking7344
    @jenniferking7344 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    The, “what are you doing today” had me rolling.

  • @seantomlinson3320
    @seantomlinson3320 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    Squeezing light. Time to go investigate that further.

  • @PaulGAckerman
    @PaulGAckerman 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

    How is Santa supposed to know how good The Kid is with him cooped up in there? Free The Kid!

  • @gmofkings
    @gmofkings 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    Alien hlc is a new character and I love it

    • @ttmaggebo
      @ttmaggebo 24 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      The HLD Aliens have visited before. Check his shorts and scroll down.

  • @k20Fritz
    @k20Fritz 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Florida Man here, I formally accept little Asian Florida's repayment use as initiation. ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!