Why do Americans feel this irresistible urge insert themselves into everything? Like legitimately how tf have you made medieval London about San Francisco, wtf?
I can't believe this! I am fascinated by the middle ages and I am always curious about what the average person's experience of it may have been. It would have been smelly.
The thing is if you lived there during that time it would just be normal to you. Kind of like letting children die of cancer because they can’t afford the treatments is normal for Americans.
@stephaniezini which is mind blowing to me since we can't figure out how to do that for all tax paying Americans. That's why I feel like we just refuse to.
Non-american here, eat clean, excercise - but had cancer due to legally sanctioned corporate PFAS pollution. Collateral damage to profit I guess. So fuck that. There's shitloads of cancer due to pollution and other reasons than living unhealthy. As late side-effects of treatment I will probably die around age 45, and will peobably be poor until then due to cognitive damage Never commented on youtube before but really man - it's not that black and white, I get the frustration so not trying to attack you, it's just not that black and white.
At least you’d probably get used to the smell after a while. While I miss my grandma a lot and I wish she was still here, she was genuinely one of my favorite people… her house *stunk.* She had way too many cats and didn’t clean their litter boxes enough, and she smoked cigarettes indoors. The smell would definitely hit you when you walked in, but after a while, it blended into the background and you didn’t notice the smell. And no, she never noticed how bad it smelled because she didn’t have a sense of smell. Oh, grandma… I miss her so, so much, but I don’t miss the smell of her house at all.
😢 awe reminds me of my nana she passed away in 2018 but she smoked indoors too and you’d get a headache soon as you entered her home 😂. But I sure do love and miss that woman ❤
Been bingeing your content and i almost squealed when i saw the new video notification! I’ve been hyper fixated on the medieval period lately and you’ve been scratching that itch. Love your stuff :)
It may be as it might have been - but London is, was, has been and always will be the town I love the most and the capital of the universe. For all eternities. ❤
I love how the curfew was set by authority to protect people from authority killing them 🤣 I love your videos! Been binging them for 3 days in a row now 😅
It was for most people you forget that Rome was extremely cruel and living under the empire made life rough. Most people didn't live in the cities in fact hardly anyone did so it doesn't matter that the cities were horribly filthy after it fell. The average European person benefitted from not having to deal with Romans and this is coming from someone who likes Rome. If the Roman empire was a good system at the end it wouldn't of fell. If it would of stayed Hellenistic it probably would of survived and thrived as it did before.
And yet another American just inserting some random place in America into a conversation for no fucking reason... it's a video about medieval London. Nobody gives a shit about portland wherever the fuck that is
When walking down Bladder Street, assure that you do not trod upon an Edmund. And as for meat-selling, I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel. First we go down to the docks...
These tales reinforce the fact that ppl in medieval England were not dirty and didn't live in muck. There were strict laws and ppl no more liked muck and filth than they do today.
Despite the challenges like Etori behavior and perilous road conditions highlighted in the video, there’s a strange allure to medieval times for me. The simplicity and authenticity appeal, despite the hardships. In that era, life felt more connected to nature and community. Sure, modern times offer comfort and technology, but there’s a unique charm in the medieval way of life that captivates me. What’s your take on this intriguing comparison?
It's very interesting to learn about, but living in this time would be truly horrible. I don't think you should romanticize it at all. Just live on a farm somewhere and limit your technology use if you really want that.
@@ACL7211 Well, I respectfully disagree with your view that the medieval era was a truly horrible period. I really don’t think so; in my opinion, people were truly humble folks in medieval times, and life was simpler without technology and today’s shenanigans. Regarding your suggestion, that’s what I will do when I get older and have a more stable lifestyle.
@@JamesFromTexas no lit streets, lots of crime, no real police force… impossible to have any sort of control or cohesion for a city that densely populated at that technological time without insane crime. A lot of reason why punishment was so severe for crimes because you could realistically only catch a small portion of people, way more murders back then, or ‘accidental’ deaths
You're talking about cities that existed between 4000-2000 BC, and by Rome presumably you mean the late republican and imperial period around 100 BC -350 AD. Either way, this was pretty standard for most pre industrial cities, and early industrial cities weren't much cleaner or tidier. Ur and Nineveh were however, tiny, by comparison, probably not more than 10.000 inhabitants at their height.
It’s times like this that I wish that my imagination wasn’t quite so vivid! I think that it’s funny that in so many TV shows and films the Middle Ages are presented like something that Disney would do. Try to imagine the REAL world that Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty might have lived in! Yikes!😲
You're confusing fantasy tales with actual medieval times 😂 Vikings or Kingdom of Heaven would have been better comparisons as those are actually set in the medieval period
Would love to travel back to these times for a whole day, to see and hear what the people truly did act like and sound. Id also like to be able to spectate a battle scene of these times, so much of history is lost/misunderstood, that we dont truly know anything, we know only what we think is true, there is some solid evidence of these times, but i truly believe theres so, so much more we are missing. Theres so much misinformation spread on the internet these days, but as far as i know, this channel is the only one i trust to deliever facts on these times, granted, there are some that are totally inaccurate, but the vast majority are pretty much what we believe to be correct. Much appreciated MedievalMadness, youre doing a fantastic job at delivering these facts.
The main reason why cities then were much smaller was due to the fact that hardly anyone had their own transportation and there was no public transit so you had to walk everywhere to get everything you needed. If it was too far away the city would not be able to be viable.
There are cities today where far more people live per square mile, Manila being a prime example. Why you would think that in pre industrial times when a city had to be enclosed by walls and there was no public transport cities would be more spread out is a mystery
The upper floors going over the street was a constructional reason. The walls are bending the wooden floor bars upwards. If they wouldnt do that the floors would slowly bend downwards. Making the floor uneven.
Our cheek, the candle’s favorite place to come. Our hair where waters congregate to pray. Our teeth the angels wait to gaze upon in rare phenomenons our smiles stay. We’re taxed despite this miracle design. Where once a princess laughed, a tour guide’s there as cameras light the spiral stairs she climbed. In photographs her ghost almost appears. Who taxed a princess? Charging her to live? The morning blossoms on thy face for free, and still the government demands you give- -but mornings also bronzed a princess cheek. Deserving freedom, find that bygone wick, and never let them make you pay to live
For some reason taking your vegan girlfriend to 14th Century London for a meat pie is conjuring up some seriously hilarious mental pictures in my mind 🤣
Great video of what it was like back then. Such a good chanel for historical content. I would love to see longer and more esoteric content on here, and less of the social justice feminist narrative from the narrator. All in all great content on the middle ages
Logistics obviously, it's not modern times, most people didn't have access to any form of transport other than walking, there's barely any paved streets or roads, the list goes on
@@nektarios5291 Possibly , but that doesn’t seem likely. It’s not that hard to walk 2 miles and you know there had to have been more than one livery in London, more than one farm produce stand, ect.
@@lissarx2459 OK mate I'm sure you know better 🤣... Try walking that distance every day with no modern waterproofs in mud and rain and shit and come back and tell me that. Also the city was surrounded by walls, and no one wanted to live outside the walls as if there was a siege youd be fucked. Coming at it from a 21st century mentality with cars and electric etc it won't make sense because life was that different then.
Wonder back then who cleaned up murder scenes now there are specialised people who do it would they have them back then people who would get rid of bodies after traumer an clean it all up. Or would it just be left there?
Looks like she's blowing smoke up his ass. They used to think it would help if you had just drowned to stick a bellows up your arse and blow smoke up it. Lol Thanks QI, I never thought I'd need that piece of info. Lol
Hey can we not gloss over the fact that King Richard II married a little kid? Also Isabella wasn’t 9. She was 6. Her trousseau included her goddamned toys. He was 29. Apparently there was never any consummation of the marriage, thank fucking god. But still. Let’s just take a second and pause there, can we?
@@BeckBeckGo I’m not quite sure what you’re struggling to say, but you sound like you’re giving advice based on experience. Have you been chased away by outraged parents?
Ian Mortimer's book "A time-travellers guide to medieval England" is a great read, for anyone interested.
It's been sitting on my book shelf for quite some time, perhaps I'll read it tonight. Good suggestion!
Excellent book
Thank you 😊
Definitely a must read.
It's an excellent book, loved every minute of reading it. Great recommendation x
Now this is the medieval content I subscribed for 😈
indeed!
This is a great video about present day San Francisco.
Why do Americans feel this irresistible urge insert themselves into everything?
Like legitimately how tf have you made medieval London about San Francisco, wtf?
Can you imagine going to a historically accurate medieval festival.
I’ll bring the rotten meat
According to Netflix, you just have to go to San Francisco
@@regulustheron2565😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Always a good day with medieval madness
I can't believe this! I am fascinated by the middle ages and I am always curious about what the average person's experience of it may have been. It would have been smelly.
The thing is if you lived there during that time it would just be normal to you. Kind of like letting children die of cancer because they can’t afford the treatments is normal for Americans.
St. Jude doesn't charge families anything for treatment or living arrangements and food when children are being treated
@stephaniezini which is mind blowing to me since we can't figure out how to do that for all tax paying Americans. That's why I feel like we just refuse to.
Nobody wants to pay for decades of smoking and eating fast food. Not even the person who needs the medical care.
Non-american here, eat clean, excercise - but had cancer due to legally sanctioned corporate PFAS pollution. Collateral damage to profit I guess. So fuck that. There's shitloads of cancer due to pollution and other reasons than living unhealthy.
As late side-effects of treatment I will probably die around age 45, and will peobably be poor until then due to cognitive damage
Never commented on youtube before but really man - it's not that black and white, I get the frustration so not trying to attack you, it's just not that black and white.
At least you’d probably get used to the smell after a while. While I miss my grandma a lot and I wish she was still here, she was genuinely one of my favorite people… her house *stunk.* She had way too many cats and didn’t clean their litter boxes enough, and she smoked cigarettes indoors. The smell would definitely hit you when you walked in, but after a while, it blended into the background and you didn’t notice the smell.
And no, she never noticed how bad it smelled because she didn’t have a sense of smell. Oh, grandma… I miss her so, so much, but I don’t miss the smell of her house at all.
😢 awe reminds me of my nana she passed away in 2018 but she smoked indoors too and you’d get a headache soon as you entered her home 😂. But I sure do love and miss that woman ❤
My sense of smell is abnormally strong. The pure STANK of that time would have done me in.
Very colorful, I'm sure, but I'd much rather live in this era, thank you!
Same here.
Well what a remarkable piece of luck it is that you've got absolutely zero choice in the matter
@@nektarios5291 Those of us living in the 21rst century in the first world should really reflect on how lucky we are.
the only benefit it london had back then compared to todays cities... it was built in scale to people's walk speed, not car speed
I love this channel so effing much.
Yay #26 😊 I'll take it.
THANK you 😊 awesome always you be. 👍😁
Been bingeing your content and i almost squealed when i saw the new video notification! I’ve been hyper fixated on the medieval period lately and you’ve been scratching that itch. Love your stuff :)
Nice been waiting for the new episode all day long 😄
Sadly, the great fires were both the best and worst thing to happen to the city in a very ironic way.
I used to work in Cheapside and recognise Wood Lane, Honey Lane, etc - they are still there today (although offices now).
This gives a whole new meaning to Upton Sinclair's The Jungle!! 😮😮😂😂
Its such a shame most of these homes are gone now
They burnt in 1666 and then in the Blitz in the 1940s.
Great channel, and a great video, thank you
I got bit by a pig once, punched it in the neck but I was only about 8 so didn’t have the effect I hoped
Love!!!!!!❤
Awesome video like always. Your videos are some if not the best on TH-cam. Thanks for what you do.
OMG ! we are soooo lucky to be living in a modern society. I thin i would leave Med London for the country.
Yey, new episode 🥳
It may be as it might have been - but London is, was, has been and always will be the town I love the most and the capital of the universe. For all eternities. ❤
This is really interesting stuff!
Where do you find this information??
I feel bad for the 9 year old bride. So much for a childhood!
Yea....Um I think they have a different name for that these days.😳
@@awx5598 Of course. 😕
@@awx5598early, long-term commitment
Lovely production, amazing illustrations...all fabulous....all original lovely❤
one of your better videos recently. thank you for this!
Love the illustrations.
I love how the curfew was set by authority to protect people from authority killing them 🤣
I love your videos! Been binging them for 3 days in a row now 😅
And people say the Roman Empire was a bad thing!!!
I mean, slavery is pretty bad, but London was awful for almost everyone.
no one said that
It was for most people you forget that Rome was extremely cruel and living under the empire made life rough. Most people didn't live in the cities in fact hardly anyone did so it doesn't matter that the cities were horribly filthy after it fell. The average European person benefitted from not having to deal with Romans and this is coming from someone who likes Rome. If the Roman empire was a good system at the end it wouldn't of fell. If it would of stayed Hellenistic it probably would of survived and thrived as it did before.
@@mrfren2115All systems fall. Even when Rome was good it would have fallen. That is always inevitable.
was ? ;)
I feel for the poor animals
Sounds like my recent and last trip to Portland.
And yet another American just inserting some random place in America into a conversation for no fucking reason... it's a video about medieval London. Nobody gives a shit about portland wherever the fuck that is
2:08 made me burst out laughing 😂 Your delivery is great
I love this channel so much!
Some things haven’t changed. The drinking and begging for a start.
When walking down Bladder Street, assure that you do not trod upon an Edmund. And as for meat-selling, I have a plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel. First we go down to the docks...
These tales reinforce the fact that ppl in medieval England were not dirty and didn't live in muck. There were strict laws and ppl no more liked muck and filth than they do today.
I can almost imagine the smell.
The whole animal thing . That would be the main reason I would not be able to come and visit one day. 😮😮😮
Despite the challenges like Etori behavior and perilous road conditions highlighted in the video, there’s a strange allure to medieval times for me. The simplicity and authenticity appeal, despite the hardships. In that era, life felt more connected to nature and community. Sure, modern times offer comfort and technology, but there’s a unique charm in the medieval way of life that captivates me. What’s your take on this intriguing comparison?
It's very interesting to learn about, but living in this time would be truly horrible. I don't think you should romanticize it at all. Just live on a farm somewhere and limit your technology use if you really want that.
@@ACL7211
Well, I respectfully disagree with your view that the medieval era was a truly horrible period. I really don’t think so; in my opinion, people were truly humble folks in medieval times, and life was simpler without technology and today’s shenanigans. Regarding your suggestion, that’s what I will do when I get older and have a more stable lifestyle.
Why was there a curfew as early as 4 PM? That seems absurd.
Because of goobers like you
That’s dusk in the wintertime
@@BuddyWudzyn I get that it's dusk but why was there a curfew at nightfall at all?
@@JamesFromTexas no lit streets, lots of crime, no real police force… impossible to have any sort of control or cohesion for a city that densely populated at that technological time without insane crime. A lot of reason why punishment was so severe for crimes because you could realistically only catch a small portion of people, way more murders back then, or ‘accidental’ deaths
@@BuddyWudzyn ah okay. Thanks for the explanation!
21st century London is grim, never mind what it was like in the Middle Ages lol 😂
So Much Suffering!
Thank you, the video is excellent. I wonder though, were Ur, Niniveh or Rome as ignoble as this, or did they have better organization?
You're talking about cities that existed between 4000-2000 BC, and by Rome presumably you mean the late republican and imperial period around 100 BC -350 AD. Either way, this was pretty standard for most pre industrial cities, and early industrial cities weren't much cleaner or tidier. Ur and Nineveh were however, tiny, by comparison, probably not more than 10.000 inhabitants at their height.
It’s times like this that I wish that my imagination wasn’t quite so vivid! I think that it’s funny that in so many TV shows and films the Middle Ages are presented like something that Disney would do. Try to imagine the REAL world that Cinderella or Sleeping Beauty might have lived in! Yikes!😲
You're confusing fantasy tales with actual medieval times 😂 Vikings or Kingdom of Heaven would have been better comparisons as those are actually set in the medieval period
I’d hopefully remember to make (or buy, if needed) a ladies handkerchief filled wit sweet herbs to not gag walking the streets.😅
Drunk people fighting. Sounds like London didn’t change 😅
So basically, modern day London.
Would love to travel back to these times for a whole day, to see and hear what the people truly did act like and sound. Id also like to be able to spectate a battle scene of these times, so much of history is lost/misunderstood, that we dont truly know anything, we know only what we think is true, there is some solid evidence of these times, but i truly believe theres so, so much more we are missing.
Theres so much misinformation spread on the internet these days, but as far as i know, this channel is the only one i trust to deliever facts on these times, granted, there are some that are totally inaccurate, but the vast majority are pretty much what we believe to be correct. Much appreciated MedievalMadness, youre doing a fantastic job at delivering these facts.
Love it medical asmr jkjk keep it up bro love the videos
I don't think I would want to be back in that time
Where do you get your information from because it is really nice?
Was "LONDILLUM"= THE ORIGINAL LONDON IN THE CENTER OF LONDON that the 👑Queen or King has too ask for permission to enter once a year??
I LOVE the smell of plague sores in the morning!
There is no way that 80,000 people could live in 1 mile.
The main reason why cities then were much smaller was due to the fact that hardly anyone had their own transportation and there was no public transit so you had to walk everywhere to get everything you needed. If it was too far away the city would not be able to be viable.
There are cities today where far more people live per square mile, Manila being a prime example. Why you would think that in pre industrial times when a city had to be enclosed by walls and there was no public transport cities would be more spread out is a mystery
9:04 they had a ferris wheel back then?!
The upper floors going over the street was a constructional reason. The walls are bending the wooden floor bars upwards. If they wouldnt do that the floors would slowly bend downwards. Making the floor uneven.
*FUCK ME I HAVE BEEN WITH THIS CHANNEL FOR ALMOST A DECADE... 😮*
I'd rather visit London then than now, considering what globalism done to it.
I'm sure you would.
@@jenny2tone242would love it.
@@UrzuaTroskenia0369 You would last 5 mins and be begging to come back.
@@jenny2tone242you'd be right, if I was a contemporary conformist of the mundane world.
@@UrzuaTroskenia0369 Yet I suspect you take full advantage of the perks of living in this mundane world, yes?
I think you missed throwing the contents of the night pot out the front window without looking who was below.
I prefer to avoid the smells, thank you.
Our cheek, the candle’s favorite place to come.
Our hair where waters congregate to pray.
Our teeth the angels wait to gaze upon
in rare phenomenons our smiles stay.
We’re taxed despite this miracle design.
Where once a princess laughed, a tour guide’s there
as cameras light the spiral stairs she climbed.
In photographs her ghost almost appears.
Who taxed a princess? Charging her to live?
The morning blossoms on thy face for free,
and still the government demands you give-
-but mornings also bronzed a princess cheek.
Deserving freedom, find that bygone wick,
and never let them make you pay to live
Ironically, I just picked up a Walmart order with two packs of rotten chicken 🤬
Good clean family fun, no smut or sleaze
The way we like in jolly England
I think I'm gonna pass on the smells...
I can smell it
Real Estate taxes were based on house footprint. So you enlarged the upper stories and avoided the tax.
Sorry, did we just hear that King Richard III had a 9-year old bride??? 9:50
Which I am curious how did they store meat back then ?
Salted, smoked and dried. I guess they were too ignorant.
For some reason taking your vegan girlfriend to 14th Century London for a meat pie is conjuring up some seriously hilarious mental pictures in my mind 🤣
"Whose that? Probably the King." How can you tell? He doesn't have shit all over him" Monty Python's The Holy Grail.
I’m looking for a picture you used of an illustration of pigs on top of eachother where can I find it
People who glorify the past should probably watch this video!
Is it just me or does anyone else really want to know what the narrator looks like?!🤤
What if we’re all negatively surprised or even shocked? 😂
Sometimes it’s better not to know and let our imagination run wild.
Still better than modern Londonstan.
Alright Nigel 🙄
@@coconutsmarties Thanks.
Nostalgic dreamer
@@Liz-ro5tq Thanks.
I don’t believe a meat pie would cost five pence. That would be a huge proportion of a week’s wages.
Most people wouldn't have eaten out, they mostly just ate bread and pottage stews, and meat was a rarity for most peoples diet.
Today i learned there were No modern hospitals in medieval london.
Ah yes...perfect for a Friday Night
In my country it's Saturday now.
Why people want to live in cities is beyond me.
Because we're not all rich enough to have land or a house in the countryside and commute massive distances to work
Ok, you have convinced me. I do not want to live there.
i never knew there was a curfew
Where do I find the song in the beginning/intro?
Yecch
Imagine if the US had been a country during medieval times. Medieval New York would be unrecognizable.
Medieval New York existed, it just had a different name from the natives that lived there before you genocided them all
Mauled by a pig..?
Dude you're starving.. 😅
Sounds like dinner!
😄
The pasty is pronounced like history - past·ee
They drank a lot of ale, because it was safer than the water supply..
Great video of what it was like back then. Such a good chanel for historical content. I would love to see longer and more esoteric content on here, and less of the social justice feminist narrative from the narrator. All in all great content on the middle ages
sOcIaL jUsTiCe FeMiNiSt NaRrAtIvE…
As in the FACT that women were considered like objects thanks to religion and still are in many parts of the world?
Fedora detected
Why on earth did they all squeeze into one square mile??
Logistics obviously, it's not modern times, most people didn't have access to any form of transport other than walking, there's barely any paved streets or roads, the list goes on
@@nektarios5291 Possibly , but that doesn’t seem likely. It’s not that hard to walk 2 miles and you know there had to have been more than one livery in London, more than one farm produce stand, ect.
@@lissarx2459 OK mate I'm sure you know better 🤣... Try walking that distance every day with no modern waterproofs in mud and rain and shit and come back and tell me that. Also the city was surrounded by walls, and no one wanted to live outside the walls as if there was a siege youd be fucked. Coming at it from a 21st century mentality with cars and electric etc it won't make sense because life was that different then.
@@nektarios5291 😵💫🤫
Wonder back then who cleaned up murder scenes now there are specialised people who do it would they have them back then people who would get rid of bodies after traumer an clean it all up. Or would it just be left there?
What’s shawty doing at 0:24
Looks like she's blowing smoke up his ass. They used to think it would help if you had just drowned to stick a bellows up your arse and blow smoke up it. Lol
Thanks QI, I never thought I'd need that piece of info. Lol
Why do you pronounce pasty like that???
So medieval London would be a nightmare for my vegan ass 😂😂😂
So this was paid for by UK water companies dumping sewage eh? Telling the peasants to be thankful for anything considered potable water
Sounds like modern day India
We are still assaulted by noise, like rap.
2:10 Jesus christ talk about a wild reaction to stinky meat
Hey can we not gloss over the fact that King Richard II married a little kid? Also Isabella wasn’t 9. She was 6. Her trousseau included her goddamned toys.
He was 29.
Apparently there was never any consummation of the marriage, thank fucking god. But still.
Let’s just take a second and pause there, can we?
This was medieval diplomacy. Nothing like modern day relationships. Don’t wet your pants.
@@paulannable3734 I didn’t.
But if we’re being prescriptive? Don’t hang out around elementary schools.
@@BeckBeckGo I’m not quite sure what you’re struggling to say, but you sound like you’re giving advice based on experience. Have you been chased away by outraged parents?