@@theylivewesleep.5139 in her defense, she thought that Abe was really losing it this time, there´s no more a nurse can do than increasing the pill dose i guess
It’s so freaking tragic how excited Abe gets that his family came to visit, then is able to see right through Burn’s ruse because he realizes they would never :/
*“Wait a minute, my family never comes to vis...”* That line was funny and sad at the same time. Abe realised his family never comes to visit him because they don’t care about him.
And I find it highly hilarious that Abe goes to the Simpsons' home (whom never visit him) instead of staying in the nursing home protected by Nurse Ratchet: DOOM player edition. jD001
ReyaitheShadowWolf Assassin Fernando Vidal was awesome too. The pillow tucked under his shirt is partially sticking out and the head piece doesn't match his skin color. And his sad look in the end had me dying!!!
*Throws poisoned glass with false teeth and puts alarm clock in his mouth* “Aaahhh...he’s more clever than he looks!” They just don’t make well written Simpsons episodes like this anymore, do they?
That pretty much sums up my love-hate relationship with Hitman: Silent Assassin. Believe you me, Far Cry and Assassin's Creed are cake when compared to the highest difficulties of the ps2 Hitman games.
0:48 The first time you play a hitman level and try to win in a cool, stealthy way vs. when you get frustrated by the constant failures and just resort to killing everyone in sight.
IronMan93 Alas, it isn’t diamond. Diamonds are forever (see what I did there) and are virtually indestructible. The Simpsons were more like great food: it tasted wonderful in its beginning, but then became stale. Now, it’s rotten, a shell of its former life.
I always overlooked Grandpa Simpson as a kid but I see were Homer got a lot of his traits. They have more in common then they would like. Also Smithers as Bart is hilarious.
"There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess..." *Busts in* "HA!" *Starts shooting in every direction*
+ravager48 At least they are able to hit non-main characters such as the rebels in the beginning of the first Star Wars movie. This guy fails to hit any of the residents who are old.
One of the many classic 3 part jokes in the Simpsons, of which my favourite is Homer trying 3 times to make breakfast for Burns, ending with him burning conflakes :) The best part of this scene for me is how each kill attempt the assassin makes gets stupider each time.
"OUR RESIDENTS!" click "ARE TRYING!" click "TO NAP!" Honestly, the best part about that bit was how the nurse initially seemed dismissive and only offered to increase Abe's medication before busting out the shotgun.
His first try was actually fairly smart. Second was ok. Third really should have worked but apparently he is a really bad shot and the nurse was a terminator.
I love Burns' line from one of the earlier scenes in this episode. Right after saying bye to Abe at Asa's funeral, wishing him the best of luck on the Tontine, he walks up to Smithers and says "Smithers, I want that man killed."
I like this episode because it showcase how good Mr. Burns was on doing evil than today. he looks more like a boob than anything else. also shows how smart Abe is with his dumb luck similar to Homer and shows the heroism he possess
First Jasper keeps weapons stored in his beard, then the nurse has a shotgun hidden under the table Anyone questioning what goes on in this nursing home that everyone always needs to pack so much heat?
The thumbnail looks like Smither's has learned how to transcend time and space and is freaking out about it.
Mr burns i dont feel so good
"I'll be in the fifth dimension dudes"
That's interlaced video for ya
He dropped 30 hits of acid
Weird filming
I love the "unexpectedly badass, unassuming, kind woman with a massive gun behind the counter" trope. True greatness.
She wasn’t kind, she tried to give an elder unprescribed medication.
@@theylivewesleep.5139 in her defense, she thought that Abe was really losing it this time, there´s no more a nurse can do than increasing the pill dose i guess
@@ShadowBeetleare you even able to breath?
Reminds me of the bookie in Snatch.
Lame
0:56 "Stealth is optional for this mission"
LOL NICE reference
You call that stealth?! Even a beginner ninja is more stealthier then him!
When you play Payday 2 with a stranger.
@@فهدالدوسري-ح6ض when you're playing dodge but they ask why you're wearing a 2 piece suit
DSP playing a metal gear solid game
That nurse is freaking awesome. At first she thought Abe was just delusional; but the moment the shooter came in, she immediately took action. 😅
Thanks for explaining the scene to me, I didn't get that when I saw it.
Or maybe people try to kill residents often enough she wasn't fazed
The Nurse was not taking any BS!
love how she didn't hear the gun shots from the other room
Like that bank manager in The Dark Knight.
that guy is a worse shot than a stormtrooper
+witchhunter501 That was his blundering numbskullery.
At least he know how to shoot :
The grampa was slow, yes but, for the stormtrooper, you don't need to move to dodge it.
Yeah but the nurse is good
that's true. Even I thought I had worst aim.
Adagio Dazzle101 The nurse missed him 4 times while he was completely stationary
It’s so freaking tragic how excited Abe gets that his family came to visit, then is able to see right through Burn’s ruse because he realizes they would never :/
Why would they visit him there when he's at their house all the time?
That joke was so brilliant.
After what he did to homer, he's lucky they ever see him.
Still, for being such a senile old man, I am surprised that he somehow realised that just before he dodged a throwing dagger
@@ramezfouad4991 He's a war veteran. The dagger was just old reflexes kicking in
Can we appreciate the nurse? She went from 'ok sir, take these medications' to 'GET DOWN MR.RESIDENT' in no time flat. She must really care for them
Yeah but she actively assists in neglecting their meds.
Nap time for the residents is time they don't bother her. She knew what she was doing. F my stuff up I'm going to blow you away 🤬
Yooo 😂😂😂
And she wasn't fucking around either!
I re-watch it because of the Nurse!!! 🎉🎉😊
"I'll be in the car, dudes."
That's Smithers' best quote ever.
agreed hahaha
"Women and seamen don't mix."
Thank you
I think this episode is super underrated and I think the reason why is a quotability issue.
Glad this line was there because it's a classic.
Aye carumba!
I'll be in the car dudes ...
+Shark Bait Best line ever
Black Wolf Bowman
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dude wheres your car
D'oh not again
Best line from Smithers ever!
The fact that the nurse is yelling and firing a loud-ass shotgun at him for disturbing the sleeping residents is just hilarious.
When your sneak skill is low, so you invest in Guns instead.
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Deus Ex be like.
The hitman's reaction to the nurse shooting at him is hilarious
“There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.”
*runs in guns blazing*
That's usually how I end up playing stealth sections in games.
Twinsen or assassins creed
+piplup2009 "was that me, or was that you?"hahaha the best
*BLAM!*OUR*BLAM!*RESIDENCE*BLAM!*ARE TRYING *BLAM!*TO NAP!*BLAM!*
I love the nurse with the Pump Action Shotgun
*“Wait a minute, my family never comes to vis...”*
That line was funny and sad at the same time.
Abe realised his family never comes to visit him because they don’t care about him.
There's also that time Homer threatened to put him in the home they saw in 60 Minutes. I didn't think that was sad, I thought it was hilarious.
Overanalyse much
-WAah!
Given how awful of a father he was, he had it coming
Our residents (bang) are trying (bang) to nap (bang)
Stop shooting, I'm napping!
And I find it highly hilarious that Abe goes to the Simpsons' home (whom never visit him) instead of staying in the nursing home protected by Nurse Ratchet: DOOM player edition.
jD001
It's not me you old coot
Look who's talking
U don’t frack with the nurse with a shotgun.
The chess reference and then the door being kicked open is utterly brilliant
Then open fire.
Everyone is focused on Smithers dressed as Bart...
Meanwhile, I'm over here laughing my ass off at Burns dressed as Marge. XD
ReyaitheShadowWolf
Assassin Fernando Vidal was awesome too. The pillow tucked under his shirt is partially sticking out and the head piece doesn't match his skin color.
And his sad look in the end had me dying!!!
He actually look very similar to her
Same haha
ReyaitheShadowWolf Well cosplay marge is good, but cosplay Bart is way better.
Ngl burns rocks that marge outfit.
*Throws poisoned glass with false teeth and puts alarm clock in his mouth*
“Aaahhh...he’s more clever than he looks!”
They just don’t make well written Simpsons episodes like this anymore, do they?
If they had just been patient instead of waking him in the middle of the night, it would have worked.
It went downhill after season 8 and after the murder of the actor who interpreted Troy McLure and Lionel Hutz.
@@Tezcax Phil Hartman.
Show needs to retire already. Been recycling old stories 10 years apart
season 7 is a masterpiece, best season in the entire show
When you try to use stealth and then you say fuck it.
me playing far cry. i'll try to be subtle, take them out one by one ... ah fuck this, time for rpg and grenades
and then it ends with being overwhelmed anyway
and then dozers start spawning.
Sounds like Assassins Creed
That pretty much sums up my love-hate relationship with Hitman: Silent Assassin.
Believe you me, Far Cry and Assassin's Creed are cake when compared to the highest difficulties of the ps2 Hitman games.
0:48 The first time you play a hitman level and try to win in a cool, stealthy way vs. when you get frustrated by the constant failures and just resort to killing everyone in sight.
A double barrel pump shotgun..I wouldn't wanna fuck with that either.
Lobo's Top 5 The Simpson's predicted the DP-12.
lol she missed all her shots while he was standing still.
@@abramslion1 pretty sure she missed the deliberately
@@abramslion1 Warning shots
Del Monte
"Iiii can't TAKE much more of your blundering NUMBskullery!"
--Mr Burns' best attempt at impersonating Marge Simpson
"I'll be in the car, dudes..."
More laughs in that 93 seconds than any episode over the last few years.
Damn right! 90s Simpsons is nothing short of comedy diamond!
IronMan93 Alas, it isn’t diamond. Diamonds are forever (see what I did there) and are virtually indestructible. The Simpsons were more like great food: it tasted wonderful in its beginning, but then became stale. Now, it’s rotten, a shell of its former life.
@@JonathanNichollstechandsuch8 These 93 seconds are better than the last 450+ episodes.
Oh, gosh, ain't that the truth. It's like late night television. Nothing but partisan hackery and PC culture.
How original
0:42:"I'll be in the car,dudes." That line makes me laugh every time.
"Was that me, or, was that you?" Funny, funny line. First time I heard it, I nearly choked to death, laughing so hard.
Pete Moss
I nearly choked to death seeing that nurse! One of the funniest and most awesome scenes ever.
Bianca Napoles, makes Nurse Ratched look like a candy-striper!
"Was that me or was that you?" Just getting the joke now after all these years!😆😆😆
The guy didn’t even flinch when bullets were zipping past him.
It had me in fucking hysterics.
Years later and this scene is still hilarious. What a great show!
1:21 dammit why don't they ever teach us do that in Practical Nursing class
redDL89 Because it only comes with the registered nursing curriculum.
Budget cuts?
The classes aren't being taught by Moe.
@@ajoajoajoaj true.... I'm an LPN and about to graduate RN. shooting was taught in the second semester, along with ninja cuts and placenta previa .
It is 1:22 get it right will you
I always overlooked Grandpa Simpson as a kid but I see were Homer got a lot of his traits. They have more in common then they would like. Also Smithers as Bart is hilarious.
"Our residents... Are trying... To nap!"
**Keeps shooting with a double-barreled **_pump-action_** shotgun**
+Ken Catus Double-barreled *pump-action* shotgun ☺
Jan Sten Adámek My bad. Will change
Ken Catus It's fine, a pump-action shotgun is a shotgun anyway, it's just hilarious to have it double barrel and pump-action at the same time.
+Jan Sten Adámek Check out the DP12! Simpsons did it!
+heyyyyyynow SIMPSONS DID IT! SIMPSONS DID IT!
I like how the nurses have a random double barrel pump action on hand for this sole purpose
Like hell she's gonna be unarmed if something interesting finally happens
Smithers casually walks by dressed as Bart XD.
Where?
Citrus Blast did you watch the video?
My point is it was obvious
There's another episode where there's another game group of people trying to be the Simpsons
Yes. We watched it too.
That nurse is an underrated side character who should appear more often.
No
that badass nurse is the best!!
Tell me about it.
Manuel Luna
*shot*
Our residents
*shot*
Are trying
*shot*
To nap!
Daaaaaamn that's a badass nurse
She a baddy
She should've become a recurring character
@@GasterPoppe waifu material if i ever saw one
That nurse doesn't mess around, dang
Pump action double barrel and she takes the recoil like a champ lmao
"I can't take much more of your blundering numbskullery"
I'll be in the car dudes
"Doh!, Not again!"
LOL right marge doesnt talk like that
"There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess..."
*Busts in* "HA!" *Starts shooting in every direction*
@@BluestSoldier Was that me, or was that you?
His excitement at his family coming to visit is so heartbreaking and funny at the same time.
"Waaaaiiittttt a minute... my family never comes to visit- WHOAH!"
+Pimpy G. Dawg Doh! Not again!
+Pimpy G. Dawg its a nursing home.
Metal-Max1991 I cant can't take enough of your blundering numscumery
"I'll be in the car dudes."
Idk whats funnier, the fact that his family never visits or his sad realization that somethings not right cuz his family never visits🤣😅.
"Was that me or was that you?" was the best part of this whole clip
Was..that me or was that you?
You've got to understand... it's not you.... it's me.
Mark Flute pie
😂😂😂😂
Honestly that line from Jasper is such gold! It’s so good 😂
1:18 “OUR RESIDENTS... 💥 ARE TRYING... 💥 TO NAP!!” 💥
Badass nurse if I ever saw one
All nurses are badass, but I never realised how much I want shotgun-toting nurses to be a thing. 😂
"There is one way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess"
Goes full rambo with machine gun.
love the scene with the nurse
Why has she never been in more episodes?
@@blackdemonknight cuz she made residents to wake up
AMERIKA FUCK YEaaaa
OUR RESIDENTS *BLAM! ARE TRYING *BLAM TO NAP! *BLAM!
I have to admit, Mr. Burns' Marge impression is spot-on.
Grandpa: There's someone trying to kill me
Nurse: Okay, we'll do something about that right away. Let's start by doubling your medication.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gui2012ization just doubling medication without any testing is a bit bad.
*Guy comes in and starts shooting a gun*
Nurse: OUR RESIDENTS, *fires shotgun* ARE TRYING, *fires shotgun again* TO NAP!
@gui2012ization she meant the strength or so. It does make sense
@@JaggedBird Shut up
The nurse still has me in tears. LMAO
I call her "nasty nurse" 😁
"I'll be in the car dudes!"
BROKENCM1994 XD
Gotta hand it to the nurse. She jumped right in there ready to go, and all for her patients.
He has the shooting of a stormtrooper.
Nah, even stormtroopers hit their target ever now and then.
+ravager48 At least they are able to hit non-main characters such as the rebels in the beginning of the first Star Wars movie. This guy fails to hit any of the residents who are old.
Gustavo Villegas I think he graduated from Stormtrooper Academy
Nah, his accuracy is closer to a B1 Battle Droid.
That’s mean.
Stormtroopers shoot better than him.
One of the many classic 3 part jokes in the Simpsons, of which my favourite is Homer trying 3 times to make breakfast for Burns, ending with him burning conflakes :)
The best part of this scene for me is how each kill attempt the assassin makes gets stupider each time.
Smithers as Bart is the funniest part of this scene. Surprised they haven't done an episode where characters act out the roles of other characters.
Burns as marge is way better lmao
”Our residents are trying to nap!” while blasting with a big gun😂😂😂
the nurse with the shotgun!!
she got a license for open carry double-barreled pump-action shotgun Remington or Winchester
1.shot 4
2.shot 8
3.shot 7 1/3
@The Krookodile Hunter have you ever seen Hobo with a shotgun?
"OUR RESIDENTS!" click "ARE TRYING!" click "TO NAP!"
Honestly, the best part about that bit was how the nurse initially seemed dismissive and only offered to increase Abe's medication before busting out the shotgun.
Why would you want to kill Grandpa Simpson when the interlacing is clearly tearing him apart
mariotaz Takes too long. Mr burns wanted Abe killed and not wait until he died of natural causes.
Look, they couldn't afford to bank on the reliability of Tommy Wiseau at a time like that. More drastic measures were needed.
@@AndiGravity true
"Ah, he's more clever than he looks!"😂
That hitman is not the best on the market...i suppose 😆
"Was that me, o was that you" 😂😂😂
Absolute brilliant Simpsons at its finest for continuity. The TV in the background at 1:03 is the one Grandpa bought with Bea's money.
"Was that me or was that you?"
"There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess..."
The way: *1. f3 e6 2. g4 Qh4# 0-1*
YES
Worst assassin of all time
His first try was actually fairly smart. Second was ok. Third really should have worked but apparently he is a really bad shot and the nurse was a terminator.
OUR RESIDENTS..ARE TRYING..TO NAP
you wouldnt believe hows the czech dub is amazing in this part
Oh? What does she say in the Czech dub? (Genuinely interested)
BWF
As a Czech... I have no idea.
Edit: I looked it up... still no idea, it is just plain translated. No other meanings or jokes.
@@ondrejlukac5769 It's more about the delivery than translation
@@zalybrainlessgenius503 I find the delivery pretty much the same as in English...
Give us the link.
The nurse was wielding a double barrel pump action shotgun. Those are relatively new; is this yet another "Simpson's prediction"? :D
gotta love cartoon logic
+KampferXeon Ah, yes. The plot thickens, or something.
I think they just drew something that looked like it could have been a shotgun lol
+JoeyGee1000 Looks like it :-)
Searched for a picture, these things have 16 shots, they were made for the Zombie apocalypse.
What the fuck, that's not a new invention.
0:57 Stealth is optional for this mission
That's how I play chess
Tommy Evers I wonder how many people you've tried to/did kill.
Gun has more places it can go than the queen
Legend has it Homer's still trying to figure out that finger trap.
0:48 - 0:58 When stealth fails in Payday 2...
SHIT, I'm pulling you out!
Every single scene, a memorable, damn funny joke.
Beat that.
1:21 : Checkmate
you sunk my battleship
Stormtrooper aim
‘He is more clever than he looks’ that was hilarious
"I'll be in the car dudes."
I like how he suspects a murder plot when he remembers his family never visits him.
I love that nurse's second reaction.
1:22 "Our residents"... "are trying" ... "to nap!" That's one hard-working nurse right there.
Was that (pause) me or was that you?
That pause is why 90s Simpsons ruled.
Yes, the detail in every thing. Now they just don't give a shit.
I like how once a threat is actually seen by the nurse she does take action
Nurse of the year
That nurse has a double barrel pump action... that's pretty kick ass.
1:20 Double barreled PUMP shotgun?! And it has to be pumped after each shot...
So why the 2 barrels? Does it shoot doubles?
1:21 When you're playing healer and you're forced to take matters into your own hands
I love the bit where Abe throws the glass with his teeth and puts the alarm clock in his mouth.
Lol Abe is actually pretty clever realizing that his family never visits him finding that suspicious. Also quick in dodging that knife throw too!
That Nurse with the shotgun! XD
The de-interlacing on this is as sorted as my mental state.
I love Burns' line from one of the earlier scenes in this episode. Right after saying bye to Abe at Asa's funeral, wishing him the best of luck on the Tontine, he walks up to Smithers and says "Smithers, I want that man killed."
0:50 “There is one more way to kill a man BUT it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess.” *Proceeds to hip-fire.*
Smithers looks like he about enter the speed force in the Thumbnail
Ah, yes, the infamous double barrel pump action shotgun.
I like this episode because it showcase how good Mr. Burns was on doing evil than today. he looks more like a boob than anything else. also shows how smart Abe is with his dumb luck similar to Homer and shows the heroism he possess
"Ah, Del Monte. Enjoy them, old man. They will be your last".
I love the sound and animation in these old episodes.
God, I miss The Simpsons. You dont often get to see an assassin get so fed up that he lights up an entire nursing home with bullets.
Ahahaha the Nurse is packing omg XD
0:36 All things considered, that was a pretty good Homer impersonation. Could've fooled me.
Right down to the heavily accented d'oh.
First Jasper keeps weapons stored in his beard, then the nurse has a shotgun hidden under the table
Anyone questioning what goes on in this nursing home that everyone always needs to pack so much heat?
there's probably assassination attempts on the old people quite often and probably when they're trying to nap too
Most of Springfield's mafia and armed forces members retired there?
I remember dying the first time I watched the nurse scene, what a great show it was
This clip explains why the simpsons is the longest running tv series ever!
Umm... It definitely isn't, though. Coronation Street (UK soap opera) started in the 1950s.
The actually funny writing lasted less than 10 years.
I like how in the thumbnail Smithers is just casually transcending dimensions
I'll be in the car dudes 😂😂
"Alright so we gotta be stealthy we have no armour in this and we're on death sentence difficulty"
The one dude 0:57 while on hoxtons revenge