Imagine you're playing a sci fi game. You're just walking around in a desert. You come to a ridgeline, and decide to scale it. Halfway up, you hear the hum of an engine, so you pick up your pace. Rising over the edge, you look down to see the monster that is The Master Cube. racing down, you enter the depths of it to find one man strapped into a chair with a shit eating grin. It was at this moment you fucked up. The Master Cube and you are now One.
It's vanilla with extra vanilla at Jeb's Ice Cream Store today in V.S.P. High above the cloudless Kerbin, Master Cube's incompatibility heresies threaten to undo the universe as the Kerbals know it, like an unstable, omnipotent lag kitten toying with the ball of Cosmic Yarn. Once the Kerbonauts are certain that their planet's sudden change in air density will not result in an outbreak of exploding heads, they take to the featureless sky in an effort to de-orbit the angry shape. Can they reach the Cube before Universe.exe stops working?
***** The end of the Cube you say? Hah! I laugh at your insolence towards the Cube. You ignorant fools think the Cube shall die? I think not! THE CUBE WILL NEVER DIE!
***** No Robbaz, the cube knew what you were trying to do, it knew that you had seen its flaws, and it tried to claim its revenge. it failed. edit: no, the cube remains, but it is powerless now.
As the Universe changes throughout the year, Kerbal scientests discover a unstable object in outer space. After research it is found that the object is The Cube. VSP headquarters have a meeting and decide to send a salvage crew to end the Universe's collapsation. Jan and Podfield Kerman volunteer to do this impossible mission. After 3 years of the construction of the Fladdermusen Jan and Podfield get ready to go to space. as they board the spacecraft a crowd of millions of kermans clap and shout to celebrate this mission. Podfield slowly throttles up and after a speedy takeoff they find themselfs in the air. After a short period of time Podfield realizes that their engine power was mis-calculated for 2 people and the mass of the aircraft, So Podfield steers back the Fladdermusen back to VSP. a couple months later Podfield goes on the mission again. this time Jan decides to stay. The aircraft succesfully climbs up into orbit. After a period of time The Fladdermusen reaches The Cube. Podfield doesn't believe his eyes. The Cube had turned white with some of the panels covering it up. It looked like some sort of reactor. The magnetic interference with The Cube causes the Fladdermusen to shake and have some of its systems shut down. Podfield desperatly tries to get things back to normal and backs away from The Cube. He decides to do a exploration of The Cube himself. So he opens the hatch and slowly flies into the cube. Podfield looks inside. everything is white with some of the parts showing color. He sees Bill on a platform. he doesn't understand if hes dead or alive. Shortly after he starts to get a awfull headache, so he gets out of The Cube and goes back to the Fladdermusen. He gives the signal to Mission Control and then watches the cube slowly drop out of orbit. The Cube rapidly accellerates and reaches Mach 10. It tears through sattilites and then finally crashes to a desert. the impact of the crash causes a shock that could be felt from 12 kilometeres. As the mission ends for Podfield he starts his re-entry procedures. After a stubbern re-entry some of his engines and landing gears get damaged from overheating. Podfield realizes that the fuel wouldent be enough. So he decides to use the aerodynamic capabilities of the spacecraft. he manages to pull up before touching the ground but then loses lift and starts to stall. the bulky spacecraft plunges to the ground and explodes. luckily, Podfield manages to survive the crash and drags himself to a safe place. His suit gets damaged and he couldent call mission Control. As Podfield tries to recover from the crash mission control freaks out and tries to sort everything out. they immediently send emergency viechles to the crash site. Who knows what the future of Kerbin and Podfield will be... Tune in next time on Ep1c TV....
Robbaz is quite an engineer, he uses the explosion to generate shockwaves that slow down his plane and make the landing soft. He has thought of everything.
You created a monster, the cube survived re-entry and crash landing, the cube broke gravity, it broke reality, it then broke time, and stands isolated in the desert....wow I'm a true believer now
There was some amazing cinematic in this video Robbaz! From the entry of the Cube which looked like something ripped strait out of 2001: A Space Odyssey to the cube crashing and landing in the desert which had some Homeworld and to some extent Halo reminisce to the final crash at the end looked like a cinematic that only Nassault would do. Keep up the good work and I hope you can continue what your doing. Which is being glorious!
CrimsonGamer99 seriously, if you didnt understant what i asked i will re-ask, maybe you will understand. I want more Kerbal Space Program videos, Robbaz, could you please do more Kerbal Space Program videos. did you understand now "dipshit"?
The cube knew everything, and with its vast knowledge it became corrupted. Its reach over time and space diminishing. The cube must be destroyed before it can corrupt the undeserving denizens of Kerbin into doing its warped biddings. Destroy it, Robbaz! Destroy it!
...and in the end, the Kerbals turned into space babies through the power of the cube. Granting them infinite knowledge of the infinite void, but that didn't stop Robbaz from crashing their ship again.
Mastikator I would like to say because it was built so magnificently that it transcended time and space like Robbaz said. Though I think the actual answer is that so much of it was not recognized in the games coding that it could not properly render it's explosion and subsequent destruction therefore most of the cube was labeled as indestructible terrain as far as the game is concerned.
***** Can you crash a missile into the cube and put it out of it's misery? And or try to escape the solar system? Thanks for reading, if you did. And thanks for the amazing videos.
The Cube is everything. All that once was and all that will be. The Cube controls time and space, love and death. The Cube can see into your mind. The Cube can see into your _soul_.
The cube remains as an eternal monument in the midst of the desert, an invincible testament to Kerbinkind's overconfidence in trying to create a god. Perhaps in generations to come, the Kerbils will voyage to it to behold its game breaking excellency and experience the mindfucks of space and time punching each other in the nuts over and over again.
The Cube didn't die, gods don't die, they just advance. The Cube will one day rise from the desert of doom and get his revenge on those who betrayed him.
Is the cube our master...or are we its master? Is our reality the true reality; or did the cube show us the truth through the blankness of the void within it? These are the questions that keep me awake every night The cube hears my thoughts. It talks to me.
We may never know. It might be like a box that we can never open. It would slowly but surely drive the human race insane. But maybe the voices will stop.
Maybe we all already know. Maybe the box is already open. Maybe we have already reached a point of insanity that only the cube is immune to. Maybe the cube is love...maybe the cube is life.... I shall right a book. It shall be called "the cube philosophy"
To get a BUNCH of rockets/thrusters use those bi, tri, or quad adapters. They're in the structural tab, last page in vanilla. Each has 2 variants:Decouplers and pure structural, which won't decouple. You can shove so many thrusters on. Also, a good engine design is using the bi-adapter and having 2 jet engines at the end of the adapters. Of course, you'd need proper air intake. Enjoy. Also I hope Robbaz sees this, so he can do this :D
There were all these kerbal video for launch but I was waiting for the one and only the glorious viking space engineer himself and I wasn't disappointed. :)
This was the first video in a long time that I had uncontrollable laughter at (especialy when Jon started headbanging) so thank you Robert for lightening my mood after a shitty day! :D
In the final moments of the brave kerbals who tried to save the cube it was certain their deaths were imminent. However the in the madness of the cube it showed kindness allowing them to survive their fatal explosion unharmed.
The Cube has fallen and its regaining power, it will strike when you salvage it robbaz, don't do it, don't send it up to space again. It will destroy humanity.
2001: A Kerbal Space Robbassy
skateordiety27 You win the internet.
My god, it's full of stars!
DrDoot Full of kerbooms more likely.
skateordiety27 can I like this more then once?
(The Cube): I'm sorry Rob, I'm afraid I can't do that.
That glitch was amazing, better than most sci fi movies I've seen
BadKnightLv01 It's some interstellar shit
***** And a reply, today was a good day. Have a good one Robert!
***** You must make Cube JR JR
BadKnightLv01 Reminded me of event horizon for some reason
***** More like Space Odyssey.
Imagine you're playing a sci fi game.
You're just walking around in a desert. You come to a ridgeline, and decide to scale it. Halfway up, you hear the hum of an engine, so you pick up your pace. Rising over the edge, you look down to see the monster that is The Master Cube. racing down, you enter the depths of it to find one man strapped into a chair with a shit eating grin. It was at this moment you fucked up.
The Master Cube and you are now One.
"It was at this moment he knew, he fucked up."
Lol
It's vanilla with extra vanilla at Jeb's Ice Cream Store today in V.S.P. High above the cloudless Kerbin, Master Cube's incompatibility heresies threaten to undo the universe as the Kerbals know it, like an unstable, omnipotent lag kitten toying with the ball of Cosmic Yarn. Once the Kerbonauts are certain that their planet's sudden change in air density will not result in an outbreak of exploding heads, they take to the featureless sky in an effort to de-orbit the angry shape. Can they reach the Cube before Universe.exe stops working?
Jebediah's last words before entering the cube: "My god, it's full of cubes."
Successful landings!
those explosions are all part of the process :)
MrMartGonzo "Any landing you can walk away from... wasn't fast enough"
-Ancient Kerbal Proverb
Dr Lemon PhD Has this actually become a religion?
CrimsonGamer99 The Cube is a way of life...
I made it in MS Paint in 10 minutes.
Dr Lemon PhD If you believe in the Cube, the Cube believes in you. Nice work with that anyways...
MrMartGonzo Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.
Is this the End of The Cube?
Previous video: th-cam.com/video/rJ8Ugx4wwSQ/w-d-xo.html
LONG LIVE THE CUBE
***** love your shit :3
***** hey robbaz i have been watching you for years we should play something sometime
***** The end of the Cube you say? Hah! I laugh at your insolence towards the Cube. You ignorant fools think the Cube shall die? I think not! THE CUBE WILL NEVER DIE!
***** No Robbaz, the cube knew what you were trying to do, it knew that you had seen its flaws, and it tried to claim its revenge. it failed.
edit: no, the cube remains, but it is powerless now.
The Top Gear reference made me happy
Rip in pepperoni Top Gear
WesticlesEmpire If only Clarkson wasn't a huge wiener.
Blipblobit we still love him
Razorbladegaming Source?
James May said "Without Jeremy Clarkson Top Gear is nothing" then he quit Top Gear
Mohammed Hussein James and Richard already quit, and they are all three looking at other opportunities for a new car show.
I love how the cube god affect time gravity and the universe
We are going to have plastic surgeries to turn our butts into cubes.
Simplicity is key.
All hail Master Cube
McClover HAIL
HAIL THE CUBE!!!!!!!!!!!
McClover Cube is love, cube is life.
HAIL CUBE!!
ItsThatGuy13 its not robert its never robert
09:05
A few years later that place was known as "Mekka"
The cube had lost itself to madness, and the Kerbals delivered it to salvation.
Now what will we do with what is left of the cube?
There is one cube, and Gaben (previously Floyd) is his prophet.
That's some 2001 type shit right there.
Robbaz to the rescue of my shattered emotional state! Yay king of Sweden!
This cube could be a movie, and by that I mean they accidentally made a tesseract or portal to other dimensions and fabrics of space-time
Is the cube that matrix that Matthew Mcconaughey entered at the end of Interstellar o.0
Matthew Mcconaughey... mmmmh ~
Robbaz is the Jeremy Clarkson of aerospace engineering.
Accept the cube.
It's either your brain... *or the back entrance.* You shall feel the cubes love.
Signed The -Cube- President of Sweden
Slothsong what is your character icon?!
Robbaz Giveth and Robbaz taketh away
GODDAMMIT i wanted to see you travel across the solar system with the cube
christhemonkey B. Same.
I Fucking love you Robbaz
Cofernator yeah but nobody cares (eventually you will understand :P)
Hahahaha yep me too
TheHqextreme if I knew what Robbaz looked like I would get a tattoo of him, Hail Robbaz!
Pete Baez Google image search is your friend.
+Pete Baez Well, there are photos of robbaz on the internet, so that tattoo is always an option.
As the Universe changes throughout the year, Kerbal scientests discover a unstable object in outer space. After research it is found that the object is The Cube. VSP headquarters have a meeting and decide to send a salvage crew to end the Universe's collapsation. Jan and Podfield Kerman volunteer to do this impossible mission. After 3 years of the construction of the Fladdermusen Jan and Podfield get ready to go to space. as they board the spacecraft a crowd of millions of kermans clap and shout to celebrate this mission. Podfield slowly throttles up and after a speedy takeoff they find themselfs in the air. After a short period of time Podfield realizes that their engine power was mis-calculated for 2 people and the mass of the aircraft, So Podfield steers back the Fladdermusen back to VSP. a couple months later Podfield goes on the mission again. this time Jan decides to stay. The aircraft succesfully climbs up into orbit. After a period of time The Fladdermusen reaches The Cube. Podfield doesn't believe his eyes. The Cube had turned white with some of the panels covering it up. It looked like some sort of reactor. The magnetic interference with The Cube causes the Fladdermusen to shake and have some of its systems shut down. Podfield desperatly tries to get things back to normal and backs away from The Cube. He decides to do a exploration of The Cube himself. So he opens the hatch and slowly flies into the cube. Podfield looks inside. everything is white with some of the parts showing color. He sees Bill on a platform. he doesn't understand if hes dead or alive. Shortly after he starts to get a awfull headache, so he gets out of The Cube and goes back to the Fladdermusen. He gives the signal to Mission Control and then watches the cube slowly drop out of orbit. The Cube rapidly accellerates and reaches Mach 10. It tears through sattilites and then finally crashes to a desert. the impact of the crash causes a shock that could be felt from 12 kilometeres. As the mission ends for Podfield he starts his re-entry procedures. After a stubbern re-entry some of his engines and landing gears get damaged from overheating. Podfield realizes that the fuel wouldent be enough. So he decides to use the aerodynamic capabilities of the spacecraft. he manages to pull up before touching the ground but then loses lift and starts to stall. the bulky spacecraft plunges to the ground and explodes. luckily, Podfield manages to survive the crash and drags himself to a safe place. His suit gets damaged and he couldent call mission Control. As Podfield tries to recover from the crash mission control freaks out and tries to sort everything out. they immediently send emergency viechles to the crash site. Who knows what the future of Kerbin and Podfield will be... Tune in next time on Ep1c TV....
"The Cube" is actually a very good film
Gaben vs Cube. Who's your savior?
Gaben he made thine cube we should praise him so!
The cube will finish Halflife 3, remove Dungeon Keeper Mobile from history, and will make everyone's Waifu real. Praise the Cube!
Thomas Scally the cube does not like odd numbers heretic
The cube does not make me pay for mods
someone needs to make an actual sci-fi horror book about living in the cube i would read the fuck out of a book like that
When I heard about 1.0 the first thing I thought about was the Cube....I love the cube.
"Squeeze them in between the engines like toilet paper when you have a really bad shit."
~ Robbaz 2015
I live for KSP vids from you, Robbaz. Keep them coming!
7:32 the line must be drawn here this far no further
Yes captain Ahab
Robbaz quotes are by far the best. "Rockets equal power and power equals success" ~Robbaz
It isn't a glitch, but all the parts you used for the cube were from mods that aren't updated to 1.0 yet
Fyreee it is, the textures whited out because the textures were older, and not compatible
TheOnlyAbacusGamesAndStuff it was missing textures. Not incompatible textures. *missing*
I'm so glad someone didn't say ew Undertale. Would have been rude.
And frankly you shouldn't hate on someone for liking Undertale or Fortnite.
@@presidentraiden9203 Yeah. I don't hate them, until they start bitching about it
@@sontang5621 I'm just saying that people think Undertale fans are cringy.
Robbaz-"rockets equal power,and power equals success"
Great words were spoken that day.
I feel... At one with the cube.
it amazes me how every video you put out is so good. it's a true pleasure to have someone like you on youtube
so is the cube one with the matrix?
Or... is the cube the matrix? *Gasp
Robbaz is quite an engineer, he uses the explosion to generate shockwaves that slow down his plane and make the landing soft. He has thought of everything.
The cube is our God
The ending speech where they survived the crash was absolutely beautiful :D
"...like R2-D2...beep boop boop"
Imagine watching a giant metal cube fall from space and land in the desert
Praise the cube \o/
You created a monster, the cube survived re-entry and crash landing, the cube broke gravity, it broke reality, it then broke time, and stands isolated in the desert....wow I'm a true believer now
Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior The Master Cube? At the church of The Master Cube...
The Cube will forever remain in our hearts.
Respond to funhaus you sexy man.
There was some amazing cinematic in this video Robbaz! From the entry of the Cube which looked like something ripped strait out of 2001: A Space Odyssey to the cube crashing and landing in the desert which had some Homeworld and to some extent Halo reminisce to the final crash at the end looked like a cinematic that only Nassault would do. Keep up the good work and I hope you can continue what your doing. Which is being glorious!
seriously make more KSP videos plz
TheHqextreme He just did.
CrimsonGamer99 ?
TheHqextreme This video is a KSP video. Are you being a troll or are you a total dipshit?
CrimsonGamer99 seriously, if you didnt understant what i asked i will re-ask, maybe you will understand. I want more Kerbal Space Program videos, Robbaz, could you please do more Kerbal Space Program videos.
did you understand now "dipshit"?
TheHqextreme Ok, but it is rude to ask that right after he just gave you one...
The cube knew everything, and with its vast knowledge it became corrupted. Its reach over time and space diminishing. The cube must be destroyed before it can corrupt the undeserving denizens of Kerbin into doing its warped biddings. Destroy it, Robbaz! Destroy it!
Robbaz pls play wit funhaus!
YES
How about no.
MrMilkman29 why? They like each other
MrMilkman29 wut
Jon Stepanenkov what species of doge are you?
fit the rockets in every nook and granny!
poor granny.
Build the AXIOM from W.A.L.L.I.E
Its W.A.L.L.E not W.A.L.L.I.E you dumb
WELL IM SORRY I haven't watched the film for years
Also is it a good idea to build it?
The Watcher5292 axiom would be bigger than master cube so it would be hard to build... but whatever Robbaz can do even a universe not actually
Well he managed to build the master cube so I think he can do it
...and in the end, the Kerbals turned into space babies through the power of the cube.
Granting them infinite knowledge of the infinite void, but that didn't stop Robbaz from crashing their ship again.
How the fuck did the cube survive?
Mastikator I would like to say because it was built so magnificently that it transcended time and space like Robbaz said. Though I think the actual answer is that so much of it was not recognized in the games coding that it could not properly render it's explosion and subsequent destruction therefore most of the cube was labeled as indestructible terrain as far as the game is concerned.
Basically it was beyond physics, like a god!
the cube is forever, the cube contains all things, so nothing can destroy the cube.
love the cube.
I could watch robbaz play ksp all day, everyday
Please check out GoatZ :d
Robin Hood Playing Euro Truck 2 Scandinavia right now.
***** Can you crash a missile into the cube and put it out of it's misery? And or try to escape the solar system? Thanks for reading, if you did. And thanks for the amazing videos.
GuyWhoJustCommets Do not underestimate the power of THE CUBE!
***** looking forward to watching some of that :)
GuyWhoJustCommets crash a plane into it
*ALLAHU AKBAR*
The cube created some sort of black hole, it's mass was too great. Robbaz, please make these three survivors concur the path of the cube
The Cube is everything. All that once was and all that will be. The Cube controls time and space, love and death. The Cube can see into your mind. The Cube can see into your _soul_.
Those words of wisdom at the end, I know this is just a fun game+the mind of robert, but I honestly pondered that shit for a long time
The end of the Age of The Cube is here. Without a cube, how will we ever regain hope?
The cube remains as an eternal monument in the midst of the desert, an invincible testament to Kerbinkind's overconfidence in trying to create a god. Perhaps in generations to come, the Kerbils will voyage to it to behold its game breaking excellency and experience the mindfucks of space and time punching each other in the nuts over and over again.
The video ended and I was wondering why it was so short. Than I look at the time and realize its not. Damn my entertainment levels.
Robbaz you are the fucking master of TH-cam. The epic tale of The Cube will live on forever.
the cube has transcended this plane, welcome it, embrace it, LOVE it.
Hey robbaz I'm in the hospital right now and you've been cheering me up thanks
The cube's not dead, coming out in theaters near you!
Robbaz you should make a new series out of this glitch, it's like a sci-fi movie
The Cube didn't die, gods don't die, they just advance. The Cube will one day rise from the desert of doom and get his revenge on those who betrayed him.
Rescue mission? It feels more like an annihilation mission towards the end!
We will get our revenge robbaz, the cube always does, expect to see us soon
The very foundations of the world shook the day when the Cube descended upon us mere mortals. All hail the Cube!
Is the cube our master...or are we its master? Is our reality the true reality; or did the cube show us the truth through the blankness of the void within it? These are the questions that keep me awake every night
The cube hears my thoughts.
It talks to me.
We may never know. It might be like a box that we can never open. It would slowly but surely drive the human race insane. But maybe the voices will stop.
Maybe we all already know. Maybe the box is already open. Maybe we have already reached a point of insanity that only the cube is immune to.
Maybe the cube is love...maybe the cube is life....
I shall right a book. It shall be called "the cube philosophy"
Damn it Robbaz, I need to study for my exams, not get distracted by the cube's glory
To get a BUNCH of rockets/thrusters use those bi, tri, or quad adapters. They're in the structural tab, last page in vanilla. Each has 2 variants:Decouplers and pure structural, which won't decouple. You can shove so many thrusters on. Also, a good engine design is using the bi-adapter and having 2 jet engines at the end of the adapters. Of course, you'd need proper air intake. Enjoy. Also I hope Robbaz sees this, so he can do this :D
And three Kerbal days later, the Cube resurrected to bring salvation and peace to the world of Kerbin.
The Cube has descended into madness. But a new hope appears on the horizon: _The Sphere_
There were all these kerbal video for launch but I was waiting for the one and only the glorious viking space engineer himself and I wasn't disappointed. :)
Every time you upload I crap myself with excitement
Damn good flying sir, considering the circumstances!
Scott Manley would be proud!
This was the first video in a long time that I had uncontrollable laughter at (especialy when Jon started headbanging) so thank you Robert for lightening my mood after a shitty day! :D
God damn it I missed u and this so much it's good to be back and more of this is a must
When the cube was glitching the camera it was trying to show robbaz the hell that awaits for fucking with it.
That final speech gave me goosebumps.
you never fail to amuse me robbaz
In Destiny, the Traveler serves the Light, the Pyramids serve the Dark, and Robert serves the Cube.
"My god... It's full of stars..."
Robbaz was kicking people out of planes long before United Airlines
This episode was wild from start to end.
Rest In Pieces, All Mighty Cube.
Only when you flew stock-built SSTO to the Cube, its sheer size became apparent.
Robbaz, you enter a brave new world.
Never change Robbaz...
In the final moments of the brave kerbals who tried to save the cube it was certain their deaths were imminent. However the in the madness of the cube it showed kindness allowing them to survive their fatal explosion unharmed.
Rest In One Piece Master Cube.
2015 - 2015.
This was like something out of 2001 a space odyssey.
The cube has reached its ultimate form I'm crying
The Cube has fallen and its regaining power, it will strike when you salvage it robbaz, don't do it, don't send it up to space again. It will destroy humanity.
The Cube has entered a new dimension. A dimension hardly grasped by the primitive simulations.
best robbaz video ever right here. under 20k club