meanwhile co-op: "JUST PUT THE GODDAMN CUBE ON THE BUTTON" "I NEED YOU TO PUT A PORTAL THERE I CANT GET TO IT" *adds timer* "A P O R T A L" "I CANT" *player 1 leaves*
"Do not get covered in repulsion gel. We haven't exactly pinned down what element it yet, but it's a lively one. And it *does not* like the human skeleton." Cave Johnson, we're done here.
It's really a shame..... Valve seemed to have been such a creative quality company with so much of cool side stuff to that awesome game. Then they stopped working with games, when their Steam platform really took off. Imagine how fucking awesome it would be, if they just announced Portal 3. Out of the blue. It would be an earthquake going through the gaming community.
I think with HLA they might be back in the business. Or at least I hope, cus that game was just as brilliant as the rest and goddamn, have I missed Valve games
@@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711 Imagine a VR Portal game. Man this would be cool. But I doubt they would do this, because they're too concerned about people getting motion sickness. :(
@@wilhufftarkin8543 no one really bothers to not make a game just because some people would be sick. The majority of games with a highly motion sick inducing gameplay have features that help with that. I don't have any motion sickness problem but that comes as a cost. If a person gets less motion sick, it's directly related to how immersed he feels in game. I don't feel that immersed, only while falling and other fast stuff
The woman voicing glados in the portal games...especially portal 2....is freaking hilarious....quite possibly the most priceless character in any video game ever
"You don't know pride. You don't know fear. You don't know anything. You'll be perfect." Is this how the army picks their soldiers? Edit: Fucked up the lines, sorry.
Forcing it to feel bad while enabling it to do bad things and not stopped by empathy but they still feel bad , basically the empathy isn't in the way of them killing but they still feel empathetic
@@GBrayJ I remember I once tried finding a random partner for the coop in portal 2, and it was searching for hours and found no one that was playing back then.
Starkey Maybe The did makes the tests with the Perpetual Testing Initiative and built them. Then GLaDOS discovered them, and when she encounters Chell, she runs them through it. Just an idea. But the tests worn out over time so, they must be created a long time ago. Just and idea.
And I saw The *D I A M O N D* guy and the guy’s screen from the upper right corner is *C E N S O R E D* and next to him was a turret?! also the guy who is next to him was *N O T* working but resting
Portal guns are expensive. Solution: make long fall boots. Humans can not be trusted. Solution: make replacable robots and give each and every one of them portal gun. Humans can be replaced: take care of portal gun. Robots can be more easily replaced: SCREW IT! we give all of them a portal gun.
Repulsion gel: " *_Aperture 's_* second attempt at a dietetic pudding substitute resulted in Repulsion Gel, a much sweeter, slightly less non-toxic form of fiberglass insulation that caused subsequently ingested food items to bounce off the lining of the dieter's stomach and out of his or her mouth. *_For Various Reasons,_* this was also pulled from the shelves.
At the end of Portal 2, Chelly gets released from the facility. But at the same time, Half Life 2 is taking place. So here's my question: was this another of glados' tricks? Did she knowingly release chell into a world of zombies and headcrabs so she would get killed by them?
Portal 1 took place at the same time as half life 1, portal 2 is harder, it could've either took place at the same time as half life 2 or maybe a few years later/before.
At 6:41, I found a lot of earths. A cone earth, a donut earth, a couple of dark earths, a rapidly spinning earth, a small earth, a tiny earth, a really tiny earth, a big earth, a dark earth but looking at the lines on it shows it's sideways, a completely ocean earth, a completely land earth, a big earth, and a dark earth with no lines at all.
Apature science would like to remind you that bringing large diamonds or dual portal devises into the apature offices is agenst company regulations and will redult in you being fire.
"and the results are that humans cannot be trusted. the solution? robots."
*later*
"robots gave us 6 extra seconds of trust. good job robots."
and a bit more of game
"For an android… that is nearly an eternity…"
Ribbons0121 R121 lol
@@padraicfanning7055 Even better, it's longer than the amount of time that quote originally referred to.
Atlas and P-Body are such great friends.
@@curtisleblanc5897 It just goes to show you how much genius AlpacaHawk put into that YTP I referenced.
"That's 65 percent more bullet per bullet!"
-Cave Johnson
s u p e r and that's 65% of likes
Cave Johnson, such a beautiful mind!
s u p e r.
s u p e r s
Gnormal Gnome Well He’s Not Wrong :/
"Poor judgement."
**black mesa tattoo**
Gunslinger
Half life is better in my opinion
How to pronounce “bl4ck m3sa”
Blehfourk mehthreesa
LookAt ThatMeme you’re not invited to my birthday
@@dionthegreaser623 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) You came to the wrong neighborhood.
A Black Mesa tramp stamp, no less
I'd love to see an Office like series with Cave and the scientists.
YESS
Yesssssss!
@Competition For LOST Both! :D
One day
Pam and Jim is chell and Wheatley
meanwhile co-op:
"JUST PUT THE GODDAMN CUBE ON THE BUTTON"
"I NEED YOU TO PUT A PORTAL THERE I CANT GET TO IT"
*adds timer*
"A P O R T A L"
"I CANT"
*player 1 leaves*
LMAO THIS IS TOO ACCURATE
@@veridisly 3:00 idk why, but this level was ABSOLUTE HELL for me & my sis, partly bcuz it was so hard, and partly bcuz it took FOREVER!
@@jadetheslime3140 you mean 3:00 ?
@@omgaustria-hungary1192 thats what they said
@@A0001_ im on mobile so it didnt appear blue for me
3:18 You know your camera man is an expert when he flies backwards and survives every machine that was meant to kill him.
Or maybe it was just a zoom-out
@@KPril_ or maybe it was a joke which you apparently didn't understand :)
@@thesciencesphere4273 well that's a shame XD
@@KPril_ woooooosh
KPril 🤦♂️
Oh in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here’s some advice the lab boys gave me...
*Do NOT get covered in the repulsion gel*
Damn, I screwed that step up
It's a live one, and it doesn't like the human skeleton
Damn, you beat me to it
We havnt narrowed down what element it is yet, but it’s a lively one, and we can tell ya this, it does not like the human skeleton.
@@winterblox1 yeah by at least 6 months XD
"Do not get covered in repulsion gel. We haven't exactly pinned down what element it yet, but it's a lively one. And it *does not* like the human skeleton."
Cave Johnson, we're done here.
Sounds like cave
@@Unit4170because it is. it's one of the pre-recorded messages in portal 2
Cave Johnson, we're done here........ Cave Johnson here!
yes.
we're done here. aaand repeat
@@dankcitrus42 aaand repeat.
*inhales* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand repeat
@@bloodthorniii and repeat
"We Fire The Whole Bullet"
"That's 65% more bullet, per bullet."
@@leandrosouza48-t8t 65% More harm
the bullets will also be reusable since your firing the whole bullet.
@@Ejioplex and we box em up and ship them straight to YOUR doorstep.
@@scarfshek7073 “so you can protect the things that matter most”
It's really a shame..... Valve seemed to have been such a creative quality company with so much of cool side stuff to that awesome game. Then they stopped working with games, when their Steam platform really took off. Imagine how fucking awesome it would be, if they just announced Portal 3. Out of the blue. It would be an earthquake going through the gaming community.
I think with HLA they might be back in the business. Or at least I hope, cus that game was just as brilliant as the rest and goddamn, have I missed Valve games
@@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711 Imagine a VR Portal game. Man this would be cool. But I doubt they would do this, because they're too concerned about people getting motion sickness. :(
@@wilhufftarkin8543 there’s a HLA portal mod out now, it’s actually insanely good! Just the portal 1 game in VR though
Half Life 3 being announced would cause an apocalypse in gaming, and considering how long we've waited, VALVe should go for it
@@wilhufftarkin8543 no one really bothers to not make a game just because some people would be sick. The majority of games with a highly motion sick inducing gameplay have features that help with that. I don't have any motion sickness problem but that comes as a cost. If a person gets less motion sick, it's directly related to how immersed he feels in game. I don't feel that immersed, only while falling and other fast stuff
2:22 old emancipation grill
3:03 glass panel instead of aerial faith plate
5:47 test chamber 9 (?) entrance broken panel
Good Eye! There's also the old portal one door, button, and pedestal button.
The woman voicing glados in the portal games...especially portal 2....is freaking hilarious....quite possibly the most priceless character in any video game ever
MMR she is Ellen Mclain!
*Sad Stanley Parable Narrator noises*
The narrator of stanley parable
Stephen Merchant:
@@yeezuz724 ngl they're on par
"You don't know pride.
You don't know fear.
You don't know anything.
You'll be perfect."
Is this how the army picks their soldiers?
Edit: Fucked up the lines, sorry.
I thought it said pride, not crying... meh same thing I guess.
You know PTSD
*"you don't know anything"*
_perfect_
Its how I got picked lol
If I am selected to be in the army, then yes.
7:19 So, working is just spamming Ctrl?
I will pass Bill Gates’ Amount of Money.
(I know it is very late) but since aperture is almost bankrupt you will most likely get paid less than minimum wage.
The whole bullet?!
Now that’s Aperture science at its finest.
7:10 there's a guy watching Meet the Pyro trailer
He is watching two pixels fucking each other
Also one worker is a turret
Tacky RBLX where
Tacky RBLX found it
One has a diamond from another portal short
I love that the turret has an empathy generator and an empathy suppressor
Forcing it to feel bad while enabling it to do bad things and not stopped by empathy but they still feel bad , basically the empathy isn't in the way of them killing but they still feel empathetic
"I think we can put our differences aside, for science"
*You monster.
Cave Johnson here
Cave Johnson here
Cave Johnson here
Cave Johnson here
VSauce, Michael here
Michæl*
How do we know that the sauce in Vsauce isn’t repulsion gel?
@@feather314💀
3:50 read the instructions on what to do if a black hole breaks containment inside your gun.
thats a quantum hole not a black hole
@@fabrypetty1689 It literally says 'Miniature black hole'
Yeah right
T5et
sooo basically, run the *COMBUSTIBLE LEMON*'s away
i love how the coop trailer shows some of the actuall levels in the game
sadly no one plays cooperative portal 2 anymore. the excitement has faded into a deep memory.
:( pouts
not true!
I Can And find many people! I do it lots!!
@@GBrayJ I remember I once tried finding a random partner for the coop in portal 2, and it was searching for hours and found no one that was playing back then.
Yeah I have portal 2 and I have no one to play cooperative mode with
Then maybe we could all play portal 2 together
7:05
look at that sad little octopus...
hehe.
*For the Damaged Coda by Blonde Redhead starts playing
7:27 that's an actual test in portal 2 tho
Starkey Maybe The did makes the tests with the Perpetual Testing Initiative and built them. Then GLaDOS discovered them, and when she encounters Chell, she runs them through it. Just an idea. But the tests worn out over time so, they must be created a long time ago. Just and idea.
How do you think they got it?
Hah yeah that sad little octopus was none the wiser
7:12 in the bottom right corner, the guy is watching meet the pyro.
And I saw The *D I A M O N D* guy and the guy’s screen from the upper right corner is *C E N S O R E D* and next to him was a turret?! also the guy who is next to him was *N O T* working but resting
4:08 lol they only care about the portal gun
Its more expensive than 3 humans.
@@nervo1148 expensive as the solar system
Portal guns are expensive. Solution: make long fall boots. Humans can not be trusted. Solution: make replacable robots and give each and every one of them portal gun. Humans can be replaced: take care of portal gun. Robots can be more easily replaced: SCREW IT! we give all of them a portal gun.
@Flyin' Steve how does people get a piece of black hole from the black hole, if you do that in real life, we're in trouble
"These people are *meaningless* ! They're cavemen without us." (C)
Repulsion gel: " *_Aperture 's_* second attempt at a dietetic pudding substitute resulted in Repulsion Gel, a much sweeter, slightly less non-toxic form of fiberglass insulation that caused subsequently ingested food items to bounce off the lining of the dieter's stomach and out of his or her mouth.
*_For Various Reasons,_* this was also pulled from the shelves.
1:20 The real reason the waitress hasn't brought your meal yet.
They should've fired the guys who made those robots and build better robots
@@anastasiachebotareva9088 and built better robot's. BETTER BETTER ONES.
Cave Johnson: safe
P-body: get smashed into the wall by a Panel
5:47
5:54 that's when CJ (not San Andreas) knew, he effed up.
"That's Not a Panel. That's a Crusher" Nice Save, Bro
"we sell that too" NICE COMEBACK!!!
is it CJ from San Andreas?
0:48 sick mug flip.
Milessweet418 Gaming lol
portal predicted bottle flip
1:40 when you play coop with random person
0:00 The reason we never got something that ends with 3. A true fan will understand.
3 circles on the steam logo.
@@alterrapda9057 but only 2 have dots on them
the cone-shaped and donut-shaped earths made me laugh
Torus shaped
Im a donut-earther
sadly there isn't any flat earth, cause I would like to see those flat earthers spamming around in the comment section
5:54 that cinematic effect is awesome! I wish I could watch this whole video in a cinema! (sorry if I spelled that wrong, I meant movie theater) :O
You spelt it right.
Does anyone notice that the "typing" the black 2D figures do is just smacking the keyboard
Well, they don’t have fingers. What else are they supposed to do?
THE SANDSEEKER U.K someone's watching.. nevermind.
there name is bendy, im not even joking look it up
"look at that sad little octopus there."
"heh heh"
"You'd be perfect"
*10 minuets later*
"You fool"
:(
6:24 the two holding hands hahahahahaha
not gonna lie, i kind of feel bad for that octopus
At the end of Portal 2, Chelly gets released from the facility. But at the same time, Half Life 2 is taking place. So here's my question: was this another of glados' tricks? Did she knowingly release chell into a world of zombies and headcrabs so she would get killed by them?
oh... congrats you just made a really good thing to think about
Wasn´t Portal 2 50,000 years fter Portal 1 occured?
If it really was Ithink those zombies and headcrabs mut have been dead by there.
Half-Life 2 took place at the same time as Portal 1. Portal 2 is taking place loooong time after HL2 and Portal1.
9999999999 days?!
Portal 1 took place at the same time as half life 1, portal 2 is harder, it could've either took place at the same time as half life 2 or maybe a few years later/before.
1:19
The solution... **snap** ROBOTS!
blue robot: **bam bam bam bam** **falls**
The guy forgot to make them smart enough to not hit them selfs
6:34 I like that idea🙂
“Empathy Generator” Yeah that’s a good idea. A robot should always have a bit of-“Empathy Suppressor” oh…
1:16
Kid 1) Can't wait to test!
Kid 2) dude really
Kid1) I hate you (pushes kid 2 off)
7:11 top left corner a turet is working ther
Yeah and one guy was waching nsfw
The turret hates its work so it decides to work there.
I don't see a turret
WAIT NOW I SEE IT
Its 2 of them
0:39 Heyyy! That's pretty good!
At 6:41, I found a lot of earths. A cone earth, a donut earth, a couple of dark earths, a rapidly spinning earth, a small earth, a tiny earth, a really tiny earth, a big earth, a dark earth but looking at the lines on it shows it's sideways, a completely ocean earth, a completely land earth, a big earth, and a dark earth with no lines at all.
1:19
the solution? robots!
**robot proceds to bang frying pan to "head"**
They cant be that dumb they made one handed pancakes
2:39 portal 1 door
Must be beta
Beta. You can also see the different arial faith plates.
and portal 1 Emancipation Grill
everything is portal 1
2:47 the high-pitched scream P-Body makes lol
EEEEEEEE!
I love how one of the employees is a turret!
7:15 You can tell that the worker in the top right is watching "The Hub".
She landed on her knee too....
I give you The Long Fall Kneecaps
“We asked this test subject to go ahead and try to land on her head! Heheheh...she can’t do it! Good work boots!”
7:14 a turret is at a desk
No better way to procrastinate than watching trailers for fun.
Nobody:
ValvE: *C A V E J O H N S O N H E R E*
This reminds me of how in the custom testing chamber feature you're one of the flat not-a-stick stick figures
4:04 "i hope she's ok, after all, she's the portal protagonist"
4:07 "EXCUSE ME WTF"
“...and we are almost bankrupt.”
-Cave Johnson
This is a test chamber...
400 walls, 60 ceilings and a floor
Turret: Wheeee!Me: Omg fshjddhsfjhdddgjhdsruj *dies of cuteness* Why are the turrets so cute yet so deadly!
*13+*
I miss portal. I wonder what portal 3 would’ve been like.
10:14 I love that it makes sure to point out that, yes, it DOES include asbestos.
2:48 poor ATLAS that thaught P-BODY actually died
Technically he DID die. It's just a copy of him
@@nathanwilliams9598 its still weird to me that they all have the same memory
WAIT THIS WAS POSTED A YEAR AGO????
4:45 ”We fire the whole bullet, thats 65 % more bullet per bullet”
How to work:punch the keyboard
Is it just me or do I hear Wheatley say “th-thank you it’s a huge honor” 8:57
I want the "What idiot th-" turret
The Anamation, It's Stuning, I love it
Good work robots
Good work boots
we're done here
6:40 omg this whole bit is so funny 🤣🤣🤣
I saw a *D O N U T*
These trailers were he pinical of video game humor. It makes me wonder what valve could have done if they didn't get lazy.
1:19 Robots.... Then fire the guys who made those robots...
We need this for humans ... Don't mind me, i'm gonna be the one eating popcorn while watching 😂
SHOUT OUT THE GUY WITH DIAMOND
YayDeadly NeurotoxinEverywhere gy
YayDeadly NeurotoxinEverywhere i
YayDeadly NeurotoxinEverywhere ok
Yeah I think he means girl
YayDeadly NeurotoxinEverywhere i
1:46 Coperative
Coperative.
COPERATIVE.
*F U C K I N G C O P E R A T I V E .*
You don’t seem very coperative.
I’ll prepare the neurotoxin
oh my fucking g o d-
[Neurotoxin fills the room]
“ cave Johnson, we’re done here “
* 1 second late *
“ cave Johnson here! “
3:19 the vault course in the movement gels parkour be like
IKR?
The intermission was so calming
3:09 wait, that's illegal!
Oh my god the fact that they explained the Passive Monitoring on the last one is hilarious!
0:34 welcome to school
Apature science would like to remind you that bringing large diamonds or dual portal devises into the apature offices is agenst company regulations and will redult in you being fire.
8:56 so anyone gonna question why Wheatley is talking during this or...👀
Edit: I found the original video. Turns out it was a mistake in this video.
My mom: cooks normally
My 6 year old self: 1:20
"we told this test subject to just try and ;and on her head.
heh heh, she just cant do it."
1:08 - "Coperative" Testing Test 1 - Anything seem wrong with this?
i made up a aperture lab called aperture globe a lad and a theme park friendly and can deliver world wide
5:52 TROUBLE!
7:06 look at that sad little octopus. :(
Caroline died in a test then c.johnson stuffed her in GLaDOS and that's why GLaDOS is obsessed with testing
10:38 I FUCKING LOVE THE TURRETS
Fun fact, saying "NO COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT INTENDED" does not protect you from infringing copyright
5:03... evening at the improv is a brick wall. That's hilarious.
0.25X
(wrong comment wups)
7:13 uhm what is the guy in the top right corner doing... hehehehe
Lol
He is just pleasuring himself
YES
Watching p0rnz
Fox Jam lol
well,i've always wondered how test subjects get into portal and, now I know,trickery
3:54 listen to what he calls her 0w0
Yeah, she was still Caroline then. Makes sense. She wasn't Glados YET.
Glad operating system
i see chell wtf
7:13 there is a guy with a diamond at the top and a guy ermmmm doing research on the right
final test: robots fail first thing, BOI