What always gets me the most is Hank’s determination to keep it together & always represent the company in the most professional way he can, despite every new version of the company being a notable step down from last year
“Chaplin’s chili is no longer affiliated... our company was born out of that but....” Hank’s various rambling bits on the history of Chaplin’s Chili fucking kill me every time
He’s very convincing and prepared, like mentioning the hot dog factory and where it’s located when Tim confronts him on hotdogs. That’s some great world building prep.
@@SSgtChitEPanz It's an all-new stew recipe. Hank's always been a stew-and-chowder type guy, simmered to perfection. Bean stews and chowders are where it's at. Not sure of that other stuff you're talking about.
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@@FANKANable Oh hell yeah! I'll whip up a design and print up a shirt. I'll probably make a quick video so people can see what they look like. I'll pin it in the comments...probably by tomorrow.
This is a great compilation but you missed one of my favorite moments from the 6th special, when Raffie Taffie introduces him: "We got Hank over there, what's going on Hank?" hi... qwikbite.. "..alright!"
Such a smart move by Levenson's Aquisitions to make an equity investment in Chaplins, huge growth runway ahead, wouldn't be surprised if there's an IPO in the works.
I love that Chaplin's chilli degenerates into basic gas station snacks
😂😂. I love that about this whole show. Its a continuation of what happened last time to each character. 🤣👍
I love that it degenerates into the founder being killed by a gas leak.
@@afrank198 I was so hungry one time that I devoured a Quick Bite sandwich at a CVS during PANDEMIC
What always gets me the most is Hank’s determination to keep it together & always represent the company in the most professional way he can, despite every new version of the company being a notable step down from last year
@@waltermolinskiHank killed him
The disintegration of Chaplin’s Chili has to be the best part of the on cinema Oscar specials
By the time we get to Qwikbite there isn't even a cane in the logo.
@@bigduke5902 Tom Chaplin couldn't even use his own name.
"You're just an employee of Qwikbite, whatever that is..."
The disintegration of your cock inside my hole is the best part of on cinema oscar
The absolute mundane nothingness of this entire hilarious saga is what makes On Cinema so compelling
Finally a compilation on On Cinema’s most mysterious character.
Hank is the key to all of this.
me me im a hankhead
“Joe’s chili would be something Joe and I could talk about later”
“So like a chili dog?”
“…mmm, like a stew."
“Chaplin’s chili is no longer affiliated... our company was born out of that but....” Hank’s various rambling bits on the history of Chaplin’s Chili fucking kill me every time
I love how Joe gets invested in the chili over the seasons and seems genuinely disappointed that it’s gone for the 6th special
The detail & continuity in this tiny side bit is extraordinary.
Axiom using his hook at 6:11 🤣
Can we just appreciate how good the continuity between specials is? Over a year later and they still use the Levinson’s Acquisitions plot thread
Hank's ever-shrinking gas station food empire is my favorite side plot.
He’s very convincing and prepared, like mentioning the hot dog factory and where it’s located when Tim confronts him on hotdogs. That’s some great world building prep.
why is this dude talking about chili and acquisitions so hilarious lmao
You can tell Tim and Gregg think it's a riot too, lots of smiles being hidden
“We can put the stew right on the dog.” Rofl! 😂
The actor playing Hank is terrific. He absolutely nails the dead pan charisma vacuum of a food service middle manager.
"Sorry."
- Hank from Chaplin's Express, regarding his hot dogs
I love that they for some mysterious legal reason cannot refer to chili as chili. Fuckin' bureaucrats.
Obamacare bullshit
I'm sure it killed 30 young adults at a festival or something
Hank is honestly my all-time favourite On Cinema character. A true diamond in the rough. "It's not that bad, is it?" 🤣
'Don't get into that, Joe. This isn't 20 Questions.' 🤣
Poor Joe just wanted to know if the chili was any different now that it's stew
@@SSgtChitEPanz It's an all-new stew recipe. Hank's always been a stew-and-chowder type guy, simmered to perfection. Bean stews and chowders are where it's at. Not sure of that other stuff you're talking about.
They went from gourmet chilli to gas station supply of ramen noodles, lmao
I always feel so bad for Hank, seems like such a nice guy. Thank god it wasn't him who died.
hope he comes back, his interactions with Tim are so damn funny
When Tim smirks "it's chili isn't it Joe?" that might be the hardest I've ever laughed in my life
Hank heads rise up!
As a Hankhead this is amazing
1:45 "What's your name again?" my name is hank. *"AYNK"* yea.
It actually takes quite a bit of acting talent to portray the personality of a rice cake
Tim's not buying the chowder tag lol.
I feel so bad for Hank when Tim says, “I would take any sponsor over you.” He looks so dejected and sad lol.
I could really go for a stew-dog
Like a chili dog?
@@ItssssJack it’s like a stew
No stew dogs, just 5 bean chowder dogs.
They put the stew right on the dog
@@ItssssJackit's a bean based chowder
Seeing hank always puts the stew on my dog, so to speak
He's now part of Quikbite's corporate structure.
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“Is Mark back there?”
SHUT UP!!!
Do Charlie Chaplin, dummy
At first I thought they just brought some unsuspecting real life small business to sponsor $300 for what they thought would be a real oscar special
“We can put the stew right on the dog”
Hankheadz in the house.
I love it when the stew goes right on the dog.
5 bean stew hot dog, not a chilli dog
Three bean thream alarm stew dog
Ever noticed the details is the Chaplain’s X-press logo? The mustache hyphen… the cane? Genius.
Levinson's Acquisitions has every right to display its intellectual property as it sees fit.
This isn’t 20 questions on Chaplins express..
What timing, I was literally just watching your Tim’s health issues compilation and subscribed to notifications, and here we are!
I admire that Hank has been along for the whole ride.
1:27 a peerless “dance of the rolls” routine. Bravo, Sir Charles.
Gotta have that Chaplains Chili shirt!
I can manufacture them if people wanna buy them...
@@ShutTheMuckUp I want one for Levinson's Acquisition group!
@@FANKANable Oh hell yeah! I'll whip up a design and print up a shirt. I'll probably make a quick video so people can see what they look like. I'll pin it in the comments...probably by tomorrow.
Shut The Muck Up could you mock up shirts from a range brands from on cinema and your TH-cam audience can vote for ones that people want
I know this comment is year old but a Chaplin’s X-Press logo patch would be great. Also a trucker style cap with the logo on it
Three Bean Threemalarm Chowder
so funny how he's not legally allowed to say they sell chilli
"Three alarm chowder".
*threem alarm
0:22 mark messing with the chili (adding something?) and soon after Tim got diarrhea, coincidence? You decide.
KevinNashiscool I think home movies primed me for on cinema as a kid
God, this is so funny seeing it as a year-to-year montage. Sides are killing me.
Ever since watching this I’ve had a real craving for a five bean stew dog.
LMFAO the way the video starts on hanks face 😂😂😂😂😂
fuck the fact Hank avoids ever saying chili now is so funny
Finally a video for us hankheads
You’re a god for this one
❤ Hank! ❤
This is a great compilation but you missed one of my favorite moments from the 6th special, when Raffie Taffie introduces him: "We got Hank over there, what's going on Hank?" hi... qwikbite.. "..alright!"
Yesssss! Thank you!
Could not thank enough for this video
This guy gives me chills and i have no idea if its in a good or bad way yet
"I got diarrhea from that Chaplin's Chili SHIT"
...also, RIP Tom Chaplin
it’s chili innit joe
8:14
Tim: How much money are they making off of my misfortune at this point?
Hank: I'm not sure.
i love hanks arc
seriously those Chaplin's Subs look soo goood rn
A beef based chowder
I like how even though tom buys the brand back and sold the brand, the chaplin name stayed in the name for a while
The Golden Age of Hollywood finally came to an end with the passing of Tom Chaplin.
RIP Tom 🙏
we can put the stew right on the dog
I’d love a good stew dog
Hank, help me out dont givem any fuckin food!!!
Hank brought chili once and everyone else kept asking for it for years later, despite his best attempt to rebrand it as chowder and stew
Is it a chowder? is it a chili? is it a stew? One of the great mysteries to prob never be solved for 1000 years
The needless applause is classic. 4:19
Three Bean Chowder?!
stew
Tastes a lot like chili!
"three bean three alarm chowder"
The Quikbite thing is brilliant. Why would you have a side feature on a kiosk of airport snacks, and still have a cafe setup?
three beam three malarm chowder
thank you sir
“Okay that’s enough on that”
"🤷♂️ it's not that bad, is it?"
Hankifornication
"No, we have something that tastes very good if you like it (chili)..."
Three bean threem alarm
Like a chili dog? ......like a stew
"3 Bean, 3 alarm, chowder"
Finnaly! hankheads rejoice around the world
Joe always seems so disappointed about the chili
It was a chowder. Not a chili.
God bless Hank 1:39
Whether they had a choice or not I really think it was the merger with Levinson's acquisitions that halted Hanks success within the company
he kinda cute tho 😳😳
6:39 my personal favorite moment 😂 Tim is so direct with his displeasure in his hot dog quality 😂
What big t shirts he wears
3:20 - 3 bean 3 malarm chowder
"......out company was.....born out of that....but"
Was hank there for the last oscer special?
Such a smart move by Levenson's Aquisitions to make an equity investment in Chaplins, huge growth runway ahead, wouldn't be surprised if there's an IPO in the works.
Hahaha omg this is so amazing
the bean threem alarm chowder
Any HankHeads?
I could go for a chowder dog