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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.ย. 2022
- While Minecraft let’s you do almost anything, A lot of people are playing Minecraft wrongly by not doing these 19 things!
In case it wasn’t clear enough, this video is meant to be partially satire and poke fun at Minecraft’s least popular features.
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Big thanks to my friends: Restless, Tsuki, Kataga, Moonshine, Marseeya, Tunie, Forsy and Gamo for providing feedback
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--Media used in the video (in order)--
Reddit post about fireflies:
/ if_we_do_3_trailers_th...
“Strip Mining Menace”: Minecraft Strip Mining For 1 Hour - No talking, Relax!
• Minecraft Strip Mining... (By RRunion)
Thicc Omni-man (By ClinicPanic)
ClinicPanic/statu...
--Music used in the video (in order)--
Coda - Tires On Fire
/ tires-on-fire
The Legend of Zelda_ The Wind Waker - Outset Island [Qumu Remix]
• The Legend of Zelda: T...
Nintendo Wii - Shop Channel Music
(© Nintendo)
Animal Crossing - Bubblegum K.K. [Qumu Remix]
• Animal Crossing - Bubb...
Persona 5 - Suspicion
(By Shoji Meguro) (© Atlus)
Persona 5 - Wicked Plan
(By Shoji Meguro) (© Atlus)
Animal Crossing - Able Sisters
(© Nintendo)
Deltarune - Roulxs Kaard
• Rouxls Kaard (By Toby Fox) (© Materia Music Publishing)
Coda - Drive Real Fast (on Fire)
/ drive-real-fast-on-fire
Undertale - Anticipation (Genocide)
(By Toby Fox) (© Materia Music Publishing)
Persona 5 - New Beginning
(By Shoji Meguro) (© Atlus)
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Not Minecraft, But Water Rises or Minecraft, But Lava Rises, or any other but challenge like that. This is a speed run / speed runner of Minecraft against a killer / assassin but it is me and my good friends playing the NEW FUNNIEST MINECRAFT MOD EVER!!! POG CHAMP!!!
-Viktor, Arcane (Season 1 Episode 2)-
"When you’re going to change the world, don’t ask for permission.” - เกม
You may laugh at the spider eyes as a food source, but when you're trapped in a mineshaft underground during beta 1.8 with cave spiders constantly harassing you, the Poison debuff is worth getting the food back. True story, this was my very first world where I spawned next to a mountain which I built a house into, only to find a mineshaft underground that I got lost in.... I did eventually dig back up, much to my dismay, but I was free soon enough.
Xay: “The forbidden fruit!”
The forbidden fruit: *a vegetable*
Ironically, all vegetables are technically forbidden fruit
This guy has editing quality that all of these higher TH-camrs do, so why isn't he one of them?
Thanks a lot my friend, subs and views or not, quality comes first!
he's raising
Algorithm luck
because
one:he swears and is actually funny
two:his content isnt brain dead copy paste
three:he spends actual effort into making this content funny and entertaining
four:..... uhhh... spaghetti?
Quality. He isn't one of them because he isn't good enough.
damn if u keep up this and minecraft doesn’t fall in popularity u could actually be a successful youtuber, keep the good quality up
I'm glad you enjoy the videos! The quality vids will keep coming and fingers crossed, hopefully Minecraft keeps it's status.
He knows his channel well
This is perfect comedy
Glad to hear that you enjoyed the video
1:55 he's actually right tho, the first house I ever built (not including the demo version) was partially made out of bricks and that first world was a big part of why I still play to this day
Also how do only have 13.8k subs? This is some quality content
Dude, your videos are hilarious! The thick potion part absolutely killed me! 😂
Glad you enjoyed that part! I had fun making it as well lmao
I actually do fishing often, it’s a very good way to get early game xp. Also, it would be nice if spyglasses would let us see just a tiny bit beyond chunk limit(Just a tiny bit).
limit();
You know this actually gave me some ideas. Maybe I should use jack o' lanterns more often. Also I already use fishing a lot, it's relaxing.
Jack o lanterns are alright, they're kinda like sea lanterns that dont light above and below them. But they tend to require a full pumpkin (that you also have to shear) so you can kinda get why they aren't that popular
No joke I unironically use jack o lanters to help me find my way in caves and in the nether. Since they have a face you can place them so that they face towards the exit/nether portal. Yes, the need to shear the pumpkins makes them more annoying now. But they're much easier to obtain since you can literally grow them
ironically enough on some special servers Fishing is the only way to get stacked enchantments
I won't mention which, but they're Minehut servers I'll say that much
It’s crazy how top tier your editing is. Makes big channels peril in comparison. Good job !
Thank you! I'm absolutely flattered to be compared to channels of bigger size, and I'm glad to hear you enjoyed the video :)
I was studying every damn snapshot of the game and I still didn't know that you can craft spectral arrows
To be honest, not many people even know they exist lol
Please never change your editing style or your humour! It’s something great that I’ve never seen before!
This guy's just so underrated keep it up man.
I'm glad you enjoy my videos! There's more to come!
The league of legend part got me😂😂😂
I may or may not have made an entire video just for that joke.
If you don't explore the full length of 60 million blocks on all 2^64 seeds, your $29.99 is being wasted
actually downing poison food with milk may be a good emergency strat.
I had to check the date to see if it was an April Fools video.
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Of course, I was mistaken. That's exactly how I should play this game! Thank you for this guide!
WHAT TA HAIL?WHO IS THIS TH-camR
THIS ISSSS SOOOOOO SOOO SOO UNDERRATED BRO YOUR VIDEO ARE SO FUNNY AND GOOD QUALITY
I READY TO SUB
Your video quality is just so high.... i've beem watching your videos all the day! Keep up this good quality man
Glad you like them! There's more to come and I hope I don't disappoint!
In my first survival world, I used golden shovels. I had gold and iron, and I knew gold tools were faster. I wanted to flatten an area, so I made a few golden shovels to speed it up. I hadn't explored much of the surface, so I didn't have anywhere to make a minecart track to, and I didn't have enough gold to go very far with it either.
I was also playing on peaceful mode so I didn't have any use for golden apples aside from fire resistance, I guess.
When i quit minecraft, it was 1.17. I thought the wardens were going to be just normal mobs like the Enderman, then some time later i came back and found it was literally a boss 💀
Great video! You're really funny, omg🤣 hope you get more recognition for your awesome work soon
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoy the videos :)
Now do one about playing online minecraft wrongly
remember: If it's in a chest it's presumed to be available for anyone to take, if you want to keep your stuff safe put it in an ender chest
ALWAYs spawntrap people
the dragon egg is worth more than your alliance
6:18 as a person at least 1.80m tall i must say this was relatable
I'm starting to think that life specifically cursed me to shortness with 1.65m
There is one good thing about gold tools. If you just want silktouch for like a few blocks or something, they are very enchantable.
also you can easily get enchanted golden tools from ruined portals (they come in handy every once in a while)
Speaking of the Beetroot part, one time I was living in a Tundra in minecraft for several days and I couldn't find anything else. In my camp, I lived purely off of Beetroot stew since it was the only crop I had on me. I built a Beet Empire.
Awesome video, keep Up the good work! 😄
Thank you for the positive feedback!
@@XayXayYT 😄
Fireworks left the chat
You can craft exploding Fireworks, with 7 Firework stars paper and a gunpowder, load it up a crossbow and shoot
I wasted my time and made an EFFORT to leave my watch later playlist, to see how useful rotten potatoes are and this is what I get? Perfect, no body can make me do that other than you.
Why kill a pillager in 3 seconds with an axe when you can spend at least 16 minutes punching it to death while it is defenseless! Genius!
I'm glad someone else can see the genius idea for what it is!
4:00 fish all the time for enchantments and good rare items. Do it while its raining and hope for a luck of the sea fishing rod to pull from my regular one to get even better stuff
7:32 i thought everyone did this its common knowledge by now
This guy is one of the only TH-camrs to make me genuinely laugh. Amazing content!
Well, we get LOTS of glowing arrows when trading, so… maybe there’s no point in crafting?(I forgot they had crafting recipe)
Crafting arrows is just too difficult, flint is kind of rare and it requires a chicken farm. Sometimes you get lucky and find a skeleton spawner by accident very quickly
wow you made this video at 77 subs? :O where's your character progression man?? :D straight gold
peircing is infinity but for crossbows, and you can apply mending with it, you just have to pick up the arrow after
your channel got recommended to me, and i am definitely subscribing. the quality of the videos are great and it is astonishing you don't have at least 100k.
ill be back once you are famous, do not forget
Welcome to the community my dude! Also don't worry, I won't forget those who lifted me up :)
@@XayXayYT also noticed i watched your more recent videos two or three days ago! maybe i didn't notice how impressive it was from the amount of public
I just binged a bunch of your videos. You're gonna be a TH-cam juggernaut one day
I'm happy to hear that you enjoy my videos dude! Hopefully I'll get to that status one day :p
honestly i feel like im better off getting a new maxed bow whenever it breaks since my villager farm makes it easy and i dont feel like carrying around a bunch of arrows
So glad this was in my recommended, I can confidently say 30$ well spent now.
Hope ur having fun with your increased value!
You missed the point on the potato.
Even mojang wants it to be trash. The correct way of using it is not using it.
3:04 to me at least 1.17 was a disappointment, because we only got the blocks and mobs, that was it, no new cave generation, no new structures like we were promised and on that note it basically only had a 1/4.5 of what we were promised.
Bro is actually really funny and is great at editing, I subbed because I know broski is finna blow up and I wanna be an og subscriber lol, remember me.
3:35 Spyglass is better than the (slightly closer to the screen) zoom anyway.
I’ve been trying to make bricks in hardcore but it’s just too difficult, I don’t think it’s possible and anyone who claims they have is lying
It really doesn't feel worth the effort, at best I'll use bricks for flowerpots but never for building blocks, they don't even look good anyways
It just takes too long for them to cook when you could just dig into the side of a mountain and the house builds itself
Finally someone who says wrongly and not wrong!🎉🎉❤
ppl go to the end to fight... meanwhile i say screw it, once i managed to literally breed and tame the ender dragons in vanilla... not even kidding, there was some bug in one snapshot that allowed me to spawn 50 of them and not even get aggroed, i can even make kinda a skyblock playthrough in the end, and the neat part is the fact that you don't get f-ed up by the creepers or skeletons, because there's none
I bought it over 10 years ago when it was cheaper, can't relate to this problem
"We need to play minecraft to their full value of $29.99"
Tlauncher: am i a joke to you?
sklauncher : 😐
I somehow did all of those things multiple times in my minecraft life (Except of eating beetroot, i hate beetroot)
i don't care if anyone doesn't believe me but my first ever nether portal was lit with a fire charge in creative on one of the ps3 tutorial worlds
The amount of jokes and stuff is insane😂😂😂
He deserves better than current Minecraft TH-camrs
nah fishing in the rain with some music in the background is a real vibe
"you should be playing other better games... ...Like idleon" - me, who recreated the entire video just to add "idleon" to it
Yes the spyglass was pointless even on console we change the field of view but is dose save us going into our settings
"It's the most forbidden fruit!"
Mojang: Makes potato update
Lol
I should do this challenge
(I won't play this way ._.)
But i used to eat the poisonous potato cuz... i just wanna eat
Jokes aside thorns is very underrated.
sure maybe your armor breaks faster but you deal average of 3.09 damage per hit
now this might not sound very impressive but if we assume your opponent hits you as much as you do thats actually 0.09 damage more than sharpness 5 adds to your sword, so worth considering if you can stack up on enchantment bottles for pvp sessions.
And oh right, for pve you dont even need that since everything that you kill will instantly repair the armor its pointless to NOT have thorns.
I'd say it's more of the fact that it's pretty low in priority for enchantments in armor, as someone who usually does villager farms in my worlds, dealing with zombies is painful with a thorn armor. But you do have a point for pvp and pve repairs
@@XayXayYT I personally usually heal the villagers first and transport them later so I havent really had much trouble with mob transporting either.
Also a small thing Ive found is you can use beds and work stations if there arent any around to "lure" the villager as its AI will try to get to it.
It's funny that half these things are used sometimes
Yeah unfortunately cauldrons are kind of better after caves and cliffs so uh... Whoops lol
@@XayXayYT Yeah. Also saddled pigs are funny when playing with friends. Like if you ride pig, leashed a second pig above where another player is sitting leashed your pig.
Sorry for poor language use
4:30 about five or so years ago me and my friends had a server. We had an enchanted golden hoe to symbolise our power and wealth.
Oh and also 8:25 my classmate made a game about riding a pig so yeah we do that
ah yes.... making tipped arrows to beat the dragon......... the timeline is wholly undisturbed, nothing wrong here, no sir!
9:23 but you forgot one thing…..
COMMAND BLOCKS CLEARLY YOU ARE MEANT TO USE THOSE TO PLAY MINECRAFT THE LEGITIMATE WAY
Man this helped so much I only died 35638 times while finding the end. Thanks!!!!!
There is a mod that changes spiders to look like Blue pigs and not make spider noises but do so spider drops. Cute when they jump.
For people who have arachnophobia.
Dude I don't even have arachnophobia and I'm already creeped out by your description lmao
@@XayXayYT People who suffer from arachnophobia seem to like it.
I'd rather have the spiders
don't forget, jukeboxes can be used as fuel. that was added for a reason
"this will be ourcraft" FUCKING GOLD HAHAHSAHH
To me fishing is op cuz its gave enchanted book and also bows and fishing rods which after that u can use convert this to item into an op fish rod or an op mending/infinity bow
If they have echantment already u can convert them(bonus since its too long to type in)
I love beetroots. Best way to farm red dye in the early to midgame. Do you have any idea how much red concrete powder that is?
In my defense, I make iron farms, and those poppys are perfect for red dyes
There’s two things you missed. You get Bedrock too. And you can use decay potions and arrows and second of all you can play other Minecraft versions, snapshots and pre releases. Which makes up of 99% of Minecraft. If you don’t play on every version, snapshot and pre releases then you have spent your 29.99 wrong.
To be fair, fire charges are simply a eay to re-ignite the nether portal if you've got no flint and steel with you in nether. Because the components of it are: coal, blaze powder and gunpowder, droped from wither skeleton, blaze(duh) and ghast respectively. But one thing I don't know is why that when iron is obtainable in the nether pretty sure and gravel is pretty much abundant
Funny thing is I believe wither skeletons were added in 1.4 and fire charges were added in 1.0. So they took a while to find an actual use
I don't think there is any iron in the nether
@@williamdrum9899 there *was* none. Probably. But things like bastions do exist.
@@viperforty8450 Ah yeah I forgot about treasure chests
I recently built a brick castle in my survival world…all brick. I dont know why. I enjoyed it
You hate apples?
That's unusual
I don't hate them, I just think they're alright, but I prefer other fruits
tips: pOisoNoUs PoTatoEs actually restore the same hunger of 2 potatoes
9:35 The funny thing is... I play Minecraft AND League of Legens for over 1 Decade now xD
7:20 me who made my base without knowing there was a skeleton spawner right next it:
Sucks that TH-cam demonetized this.
When I was younger I used to love the brick blocks and I don't know why
Also I love to fish in minecraft so I feel attacked when you say no one does fishing in minecraft
They're much easier to make now that there's lush caves with clay out the wazoo. Only problem is the time spent waiting for all those bricks to cook... really wish we had a special furnace for clay that was double speed
8:10 im watichng this on apris fools update with pousionus potatus
Mundane potions are just like thick potions but with a different ingredient
I've done all of them (the biggest portals only in creative).
"Tell me the reason you disliked this video"
Me: League of leg-
I wholeheartedly believe u are the best TH-camr I’ve watched yet at the same time I disagree with almost every single controversial opinion u have.
But but.. Cauldrons arent the only way to get water in the Nether... Piglin trades
That Thumbnail Got me to watch this xd
Ay, hope the video lives up to the expectation at least
Its incredible how I actually do a lot of those things 😂
And how acurate was the part about the steps of building my solid bricks home
What makes me think Im maybe a weird player
We don't have optifine! - Bedrock Players
Spyglass - Wanna "spy" on someone?
Where are the lhamas, healing arrows and that random ocean beacon thing?
all advancements casual run but just the obscure stuff
all I wanted to see was the mending and infinite arrow, but I got click baited into watching the video
Wow I can't believe I watched a video that used Tires on Fire by Coda a year after it released.
Long live Eurobeat
I only use jack o lanterns on Halloween
Before I even watched this I used jack-lanterns for a light sourse
Didn’t know i don’t exist because i use spyglasses
FISHING IS OP IT CAN GIVE YOU ENCHANTED BOOKS
0:12 Nope, I payed 20€ :D
why dont you have more subs your better than most 100k-250k subs youtubers
0:36 *soviet anthem plays*
damn, I was doing so good having done literally everything in this video until I got to breaking the pillager's crossbow and murdering them with my fists
Just one more step and I will truly have gotten my money's worth out of playing minecraft and finally play correctly
we is fools for not playing minecraft like this