Yes. Money has to be some how removed from the game like how those app games to win you gotta pay. Now run that in reverse. To win you gotta play. Prove yourself with those awesome new found skills playing round the clock. Is that a new game? Round the Clock, cause maybe time was for squares in the beginning.? Time was created so we'd get to work at the same time. In the beginning everyone was always late for everything. Tic TOC president musk
he can´t remember having said that, so his brain... he obviously has donated it a long time ago, but where ever it is now, i´m sure it´s very good and doing even much better without him.
@@KDFreder hm, that´s confusing. trump invented the concept of "non liquid gold" for something that is not, you know... gold. äh.. and then he said it himself, how smart that was. and imho this was quite helpful, since i would never have guessed that. or was it when he came up with "bigrant crime"... idk, could also have been when he soild himself on stage, but if he would not be very smart... would he ever lie? i mean... the "leader of the free world" sounds like an upright dude somehow, idk...
I just looked up her age (thinking she's like 20-something) to see when she'd be eligible to run for President. I was quite surprised to discover that she's 43! Which means she's already eligible. So let's go, Crockett for President 2028!
It's a little unsettling to see videos from back in 2015 and see how much T***p's deteriorated over the last decade. He used to be able to form full sentences, and now its just dogwhistle word salad
@@-danR lump is a stupid man who has dementia according to hundreds of psychiatrists, and wasn't sane to begin with so Musk stepped into the job Lump doesnt really want.
...but seriously, though. When are we deporting MUSK?! I'm shaking my head in disbelief that a private individual can clearly dictate whether or not Congress should pass a spending bill...Where is Rod Serling when you need him!
I got everything you were saying accept the 'deporting musk' part. I'm positive you are smart enough to know that can't just be done. I'm also positive you probably meant that as a joke about trumps deportation policies. Now I'm almost positive I don't know why I'm replying to you....
More than half of Americans voted for it. Despite him inciting a deadly riot that killed six people in order to overturn Democracy. So what does that say about half the country?
$310 dollars for a flight from CA to Palm Beach Mar-a-leggo round trip now! If EL-Rump shuts off our Social Security, we can join him for Christmas Brunch. 65 Million Seniors can sit on the beach and then visit Mar-a-leggo in shifts so as to take selfies! Take back a piece of history after 65 million homeless senior's walk across the once beautiful golf course.
Beyond sad that the nation, no, the globe, is still stuck in this drama. We were almost free. We were already imagining what it would feel like to never see his face, hear that greasy voice, ever again. To have more oxygen to breathe, unmolested by his firehose of lies. It will take a lot for me to ever forgive the millions of "voters" who did this to our nation. Midterm elections in 2026. Let's be prepared. 💙🗽💙
@@mercator79 JD will totally fit as a stepson for Elon, hell, the guy already coluldn't count his children using all his limbs, one more or less won't make any difference. Just drop the makeup JD. That's a very bad idea considering your current situation. Be a good boy. Stop calling him Mr. Musk, call him daddy.
"What's it like to be on a text chain with Elon Musk?" Better question: "Why is Elon Musk on a text chain with government employees?" The man is not a politician, is not involved with daily goings on in the White House in any way. Wait -- can ANYBODY be on these chains? I am also not involved in the government in any way, can I play too?
its weird to not care about the last 4 years and when the new guy isn't even in office you change your morals.. so NOW you guys love war and you dont want to send all our money over seas.. 😂 Joe would you everything Trump said about his son was a lie then he pardoned him for a span of 10 years during the time EVERYONE was screaming about??? 🤦♂
Well the poor ppl won't have that far to fall but, what's left of the middle class...ouch ! Maybe those that voted for trump and elon can sell their merch to be able to sustain themselves.
I'm an American who had an intrinsic interest in history, anthropology and government while I was growing up and I'm telling you...... I don't f-ing know, anymore. This is absolutely outside everything I understand about how our government should work and completely out of the realm of logic and reason. Good luck to us all, is all I can say. (I can also say, thank you for taking an interest in us, however)
In a dystopian setting, the novel's plot depends on how quickly the autocrats/wealthy rulers start looking for boogie men elsewhere in the world to distract their serfs from hardships, should it come to that (not exactly a first in history, this). In turn, depends on a combination of how long it takes to soak up America's public wealth for themselves & whether or not they decide to incite witch hunts within the populace for said distraction, first, particularly given US 2nd Amendment & all the residual bigotry & paranoia boiling under the surface that deep-seated pride-shame dynamics continue to aggravate. Key is to control the chaos & either keep the volunteer military out of it, or pull off a convincing flag to get them all on board (3rd option is to get them embroiled elsewhere, perhaps - it's a substantial force). Something like a 9/11 event could lend itself to the 3rd, all-in-one plan, in this vein. There's always the chance they'll keep up the clown show & the American public contents itself with status-quo low-quality consumerism & endless distraction, despite potentially declining conditions. Show goes on, business as usual stuff, so long as most can afford subsistence & remain convinced nothing more is worthwhile.
As every smart mobster knows: The man in the chair is often less important than the man standing behind the chair. And right now, there's a bunch of people trying to be the man standing behind the chair.
Yeah that's what people like Roger Stone thought they could do with him but as it turns out he's too erratic to even manipulate. Now that whole party is subservient to him against their wills lol. If that ain't karma. But it also means you have a handicap running the country unchecked so yeah. At least the news will be loaded next year.
Ted Cruise was born in Canada and ran for president. John McCain was born in the Panama Canal Zone and ran for president. You can certainly be president if born outside the USA.
And his latest fake guitars and fight fight cologne. Mens and women’s versions. Melanie’s lady liberty Christmas ornaments. It’s endless, like a MAGA QVC channel. What fresh hell this mess is.
During Donald Trump's presidency, he named more lobbyists to cabinet-level positions than any president in U.S. history. On April 13th 2020, Donald Trump demanded Saudi Arabia cut oil production to raise gas and oil profits for corporate donors. The profits of U.S. energy corporations increased 40%. Gas prices increased 22%. Food prices increased 8%.
This is why Democrats should just sit back and let it happen. Tell everybody "We'll check back with ya in '26 to see how much you still like your new toy"
Musk is not a lobbyist. You have to be registered as a lobbyist, and there's probably a background check. This little committee is not part of the government, not part of any agency, not a Congressional committee. All he can do is make suggestions. All the GOP needs to do is ignore his suggestions and be a real Congress that uses personal courage and intellect to make decisions. Go GOP, you can do it. This is your Profiles in Courage moment. Walk upright again.
President Elon is smarter, younger, healthier AND richer than trump. It makes a lot of sense for Elon to be co-President, Trump will have time to work on his golf game.
Subscribe to his newsletter from the campaign and this is so blatantly the case. He was always asking for money in one way or another. Morbid curiosity made me subscribe and what a trainwreck of begging for cash that was.
@@bettyjones113 In DC and likely around the country. It will blow up at some point. When the folks that voted him in see how screwed they are. They either continue in the kool-aid cult or decide to pull a Jan 6th on Trump. He needs a refresher and so do his sheeple followers. Musk will advance the play. People will be seething soon enough.
"I don't need your money..." ...Sayz the guy that sells watches, sneakers, bibles, bottled water, vodka, a board game, a magazine, steaks, t-shirts, mugshots of himself, torn up pieces of his suits, coffee table books, video phones, cologne, guitars, NFTs, coins, teddy bears, sweatshirts, hoodies, socks, campaign flags, jewelry, mugs, signs, banners, calendars, action figures, autographed photos, commemorative plates and medallions, challenge coins, phone cases, laptop decals and stickers, vitamins and supplements, and wine.
Many are being more assertive to the point, and just calling it as it seems to them : President Musk. With all that 💰, he may as well be, except he'd need his public secretary/rep Trump to man the desk & deflect all the annoying, trifling stuff while Musk himself handles actual important matters. 🤷♂️
@@IssacandjacobNot very convincing that you’re in charge. Not very convincing of who is going to be “in charge”. You should be concerned. But all your small brain can do is gloat.
Musk has been pulling strings for years. He has billions coming in from government contracts, on top of the billions his companies have had in federal funding.
President Elon is smarter, younger, healthier AND richer than trump. It makes a lot of sense for Elon to be co-President, Trump will have time to work on his golf game.
$310 dollars for a flight from CA to Palm Beach Mar-a-leggo round trip now! If EL-Rump shuts off our Social Security, we can join him for Christmas Brunch. 65 Million Seniors can sit on the beach and then visit Mar-a-leggo in shifts so as to take selfies! Take back a piece of history after 65 million homeless senior's walk across the once beautiful golf course.
And shortly after - so did the second one - the one Elon put forward that would extend the debt ceiling another $5 trillion - cuz he needs those tax cuts for our poor billionaires. SMH and eye roll.
JOHNSON: "They don't like spending, either" ...then how come Trumps budget proposal demands suspending the debt ceiling limit for the next 2 years until 2027???
For a guy who said he didn’t need money, those thousands of emails and texts begging for money say otherwise. And that’s not including all the junk email promoting the MAGA merch.
Sending you prayers. My niece's hubby is waiting for paperwork from VA to clear him to go back to work....his medical coverage ends in Narch and docs cleared him in August...it's just the VA moving like molasses.
How's it feel to be Mike Johnson? He's third in line for the presidency and he's getting lectured by a tech bro and a guy who finished SIXTH in the GOP primary on how to run the government.
@@davidjduggan7584 Never is a stretch. There is much much more he could have done to oppose Trump, for sure. But he was one of just 7 GOP senators with the guts to vote to impeach Trump after Jan 6, and the only GOP senator to vote to impeach in the first trial.
@@davidjduggan7584 bwaahhaaahahaaa You haven’t been paying attention. Romney wasn’t perfect, but he certainly did oppose Trump at many key moments. Beginning with a very articulate opposition during Trump’s first run, and continuing through both impeachments (Romney being the first senator in history to vote to impeach a president of his own party!), and at key moments afterward. Importantly, Romney sponsored and passed quite a bit of practical legislation, in collaboration with other senators, representing some of the few accomplishments in the federal government over the past eight years, when most legislators squandered time on infighting.
@@j10001 Yeah well like Obama said if Romney had won, it wouldn't have been the end of the world he ran against him because he felt he could do better. This guy, on the other hand. Yikes.
How _anyone_ couldn't see through him is beyond belief! He was fricking *_begging_* for it! He demanded a *_billion dollars_* from a group of CEOs so he'd give them "favours". What a fricking LIAR!
You know what I was skimming comments on an associated press clip about the looming shutdown and guys there were a amalgamation of "Yeah!! Shutdown government stop spending!! Woo!!" And the clip very clearly stated Trumps demands were to lift the debt ceiling. Remove it altogether actually til 27 was it? Idk man I felt like I was in the twilight zone. I don't think these people are able to comprehend the situation.
So if he doesn't need anyone's money why is not paying his debts? He owes Albuquerque New Mexico. Over 444.000 from all the way back in 2015. If we don't pay our debits they come after your farm. So many different city's. Providing extra for security and other expenses. He should of had to have paid all of his bills before he left the White House. He's back there campaigning and adding more to city debts. HE dose not care. Oh then why was he asking Georgia for 11.7 votes so he could win the 2020 Presidential run? Look at what he has done to people who has shown undieing loyalty. Rudy Giuliiani he has lost everything his license to practice law. p January 6th. Right by Trump side.He know owes billions to Dominion. Trump has not paid him. Mike Lindell also. Trump has kicked them to the curb and into garbage. I feel sorry for them. That they and anyone who voted for him we now have to button up. Why because this CONMAN IS GOING BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE. UNBELIEVABLE!
Listen I know this is a youtube comment section and we don't know each other but I can infer a lot from that statement and I really wanna say: You can't let things beyond your control affect you like that. You know, when I was in my early 20's I was more idealistic I used to get so mad at the injustice and the destruction of healthcare (I'm Canadian) or, the perpetual degradation of our military. But it's not up to me. Really, it has nothing to do with me. These are wrongs we cannot right. We have to focus on what we do control, what we can do. What is personally meaningful to us, you know? Our home, to some extent obviously but. We don't own it, we just live here.
MAGATs: "But ... But we just couldn't trust the cackling lady who didn't F up COVID response or steal secret docs. And somehow we thought our Fuhrer gave more specifics on policy." 😒
$310 dollars for a flight from CA to Palm Beach Mar-a-leggo round trip now! If EL-Rump shuts off our Social Security, we can join him for Christmas Brunch. 65 Million Seniors can sit on the beach and then visit Mar-a-leggo in shifts so as to take selfies! Take back a piece of history after 65 million homeless senior's walk across the once beautiful golf course.
@@Alison-n1p CORRECTION: Corrections is filmed immediately after Thursday’s taping, so the earliest this correction would appear is after the Christmas hiatus next year.
@@razzledazzylPOSSIBLE, IF NOT PROBABLE, SECOND CORRECTION: They don't actually use film anymore, do they? It's gotta be all digital these days, right?
Man, i thought America was in trouble when Trump won. But After seeing this week and Mr Telsa Von Clownstick literally threaten the federal government into doing what he wants Im legitimately scared for the US. Im pulling for you guys - A Canadian
Don't be sad for them, be happy they once were a nation lol. And also get some savings going cuz if you thought it sucked when we dropped trade with China well. Here we go eh lol.
Saying President Musk is the best way to get under Trump's skin. Everyone should start doing this
I’m doing it every single chance!
Exactly 💯
It's just getting started😅
@@OffWhiteDaz Melon Husk.
Was stated in the House tonight! 😂😂😂😂😂
Well dont say it... we dont want him to find out about it
We can thank the Supreme Court for this when they lifted the cap on campaign contributions.
Yup. Citizens United 😢
Corporations are people too. What’s next? Corporations have feelings??
I am major annoyed with everyone who voted for him. They are the same people who really don't even vote.
Also when they absolved of his crimes and crimes he may commit in the presidency
Yes. Money has to be some how removed from the game like how those app games to win you gotta pay. Now run that in reverse. To win you gotta play. Prove yourself with those awesome new found skills playing round the clock. Is that a new game? Round the Clock, cause maybe time was for squares in the beginning.? Time was created so we'd get to work at the same time. In the beginning everyone was always late for everything. Tic TOC president musk
For such a "strongman" trump sure is weak
All "strongmen" are, that's why they try to project an image of strength, they're pissweak cowardly neurotics.
Typical bully. Can't take criticism and is a scared baby.
Very, very, weak
Have you seen Trumpf in casualwear at maralago. He looks like he's on deaths door. The huge suit hides a lot.
@@DuaneHallinSDand probably reeks 💩
“Like a golden retriever who snuck into a bounce house” put an image in my head that I’m so grateful for 🥰
I haven't even made it that far in the video yet but just reading that has done the same for me 🥹.
ALSO, HI SETH!!!
Bwahahaha, same here!
😂🎪🐕
Things people with a "good brain" have never said:
"I have a very good brain"
Other outrageous lies:
"I'm a devout Christian"
"I'm stinkin' rich"
" In two weeks"
"I know more about 'xxxxx' than anybody"
And things people who 'know words and have the best words' have never said: "I know words. I have the best words".
he can´t remember having said that, so his brain... he obviously has donated it a long time ago, but where ever it is now, i´m sure it´s very good and doing even much better without him.
@@KDFreder hm, that´s confusing. trump invented the concept of "non liquid gold" for something that is not, you know... gold. äh.. and then he said it himself, how smart that was.
and imho this was quite helpful, since i would never have guessed that.
or was it when he came up with "bigrant crime"... idk, could also have been when he soild himself on stage, but if he would not be very smart... would he ever lie?
i mean... the "leader of the free world" sounds like an upright dude somehow, idk...
He has a brain,it's his mind that's lost !
You voted red.
I voted blue.
Don't starting your crying.
This shit's on you.
Genius poetry!
How about, "Don't start your crying."?
❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂exactly 🎉
No it on people like you who voted for the corrupt lyin biden
You're welcome.
I love Jasmine Crockett!
Wishing for "President CROCKETT!!
So do I. And she is from Texas. Oh this country is nuts
No I love her
I just looked up her age (thinking she's like 20-something) to see when she'd be eligible to run for President. I was quite surprised to discover that she's 43! Which means she's already eligible. So let's go, Crockett for President 2028!
Because she is not...... crooked
*badum tiss*
Thank you, thank you :)
I'm here all week
It's a little unsettling to see videos from back in 2015 and see how much T***p's deteriorated over the last decade. He used to be able to form full sentences, and now its just dogwhistle word salad
I thought the same thing! It's startling.
And yet, I recall that in those days I didn't thinkLump was the sharpest candle in the sky.
Seriously…you thought Trump could ever form comprehensible verse on his own?
The funny thing is that conservatives believe he is so eloquent in his way of the "flow" or as normal people call it aimlessly rambling
@@-danR lump is a stupid man who has dementia according to hundreds of psychiatrists, and wasn't sane to begin with so Musk stepped into the job Lump doesnt really want.
It's nice the way Vlad and Elon are able to share the Donald so nicely.
That's how all couples should treat their pets.
Their "pup-PETS"??
LoL! 🤣😂
THIS
Maybe they'll all jump in President Musks rocket ship and fly the hell to another solar system cuz Mars is still too close. .😂 😂
...but seriously, though. When are we deporting MUSK?! I'm shaking my head in disbelief that a private individual can clearly dictate whether or not Congress should pass a spending bill...Where is Rod Serling when you need him!
We need to seize his assets first. His money is from government contracts. That is our money.
And where is Melonia?
I got everything you were saying accept the 'deporting musk' part. I'm positive you are smart enough to know that can't just be done. I'm also positive you probably meant that as a joke about trumps deportation policies.
Now I'm almost positive I don't know why I'm replying to you....
Trump's BS never stops.
And he hasn’t even been sworn in yet.
More than half of Americans voted for it. Despite him inciting a deadly riot that killed six people in order to overturn Democracy.
So what does that say about half the country?
if America felt this way.. he wouldn't be the NEW President 🤣... cultish much?
@@thecyrenian5988 Wait. How are you trying to defend your convicted sex offending felon of a cult leader?
@@Arational trump greatest POTUS EVER. stop being soy 🤪😂😂😂
Seth Meyers, please NEVER go away. We need you, bro!
He is one of a few islands of sanity in a rising ocean of propaganda
@@SerendipityChild Facts!!
$310 dollars for a flight from CA to Palm Beach Mar-a-leggo round trip now!
If EL-Rump shuts off our Social Security, we can join him for Christmas Brunch.
65 Million Seniors can sit on the beach and then visit Mar-a-leggo in shifts so as to take selfies!
Take back a piece of history after 65 million homeless senior's walk across the once beautiful golf course.
@Blivot I love it
Beyond sad that the nation, no, the globe, is still stuck in this drama. We were almost free. We were already imagining what it would feel like to never see his face, hear that greasy voice, ever again. To have more oxygen to breathe, unmolested by his firehose of lies. It will take a lot for me to ever forgive the millions of "voters" who did this to our nation. Midterm elections in 2026. Let's be prepared. 💙🗽💙
President Musk and first lady Trump.
😂😂😂😂
and JD in his apron looking in from outside... I was supposed to be the first lady darnit
BWAAAAAAAA-HAAAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAA-HAAAAAAAAA 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@@mercator79 JD will totally fit as a stepson for Elon, hell, the guy already coluldn't count his children using all his limbs, one more or less won't make any difference. Just drop the makeup JD. That's a very bad idea considering your current situation. Be a good boy. Stop calling him Mr. Musk, call him daddy.
@@reneelyndamartinez1362 Deport Musk & impeach Trump.
As it turns out! JD Vance must now bow low and Kiss Not one? but two Azzes! And Mike Pence can't Stop! Laughing! "Mother! come see this!" 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
😂
😂😂😂😂
JD who? Never heard of him
"What's it like to be on a text chain with Elon Musk?" Better question: "Why is Elon Musk on a text chain with government employees?" The man is not a politician, is not involved with daily goings on in the White House in any way. Wait -- can ANYBODY be on these chains? I am also not involved in the government in any way, can I play too?
do you have 250 billion dollars? if so, then you can play too
@BillAdams... No
How many billions you got?
If someone describes themselves as having a 'very good brain', RUN!!!
Or JUMP😂😂😂
Zombies would love him
Chumps brain is coated in kfc gravy.
But that's not all. He's better looking than she is.
Combine the two, and you get a President.
I wonder if, like Python's Mr. D.B. Gumby, he's so in tune with his brain, he yells, "My brain hurts!"
Nothing says I don't need money like surrounding yourself with Billionaire Oligarchs. 🙄
He meant 'your money' as in the little peasants. But he was also scamming tons of money from them at the same time.
@@prettyevil6662000 He still is by selling narcissistic merchandise.
They have to all be mental.
President Musk is just pulling the strings on old senile Trump!
its weird to not care about the last 4 years and when the new guy isn't even in office you change your morals.. so NOW you guys love war and you dont want to send all our money over seas.. 😂 Joe would you everything Trump said about his son was a lie then he pardoned him for a span of 10 years during the time EVERYONE was screaming about??? 🤦♂
Wow! 2015 Trump almost sounds eloquent compared to 2024 Trump
Yeah he wasn't a good person in 2012 but his tweets from then are almost unrecognizably literate compared to a decade later.
That was the first thing that struck me. You could spot the difference in the first few seconds.
... guess brain spurs is spreading 🤔🤣
@@Mondfischli He's got the best brain spurs. Huge. Nobody has ever had brain spurs this perfect. His Dr said this on a perfect phone call. 🙃
Notice that the fine-motor-control hand gestures are also gone? The last attempt at hand gestures was in 2022.
Again... People who don't want government to function, should not be in government...
Thank you, Seth. You do such an awesome job. I look forward to every video. You and your writers keep me (somewhat) sane.
NOT using his own money!! He’s such a liar!
He’s Disgusting. He deflects so watch he is what he blame others for
Yes he a real hypocriteq
tbf, can't use what you don't have. iDJiT hasn't had any real liquid assets since he stole his father's estate.
@@thomasbraeking6225 isn't that why he's going after the Iowa register? Because he knows they won't fight him they'll just pay? Shameful
Well he's using yours 😅
I am so scared for what is about to happen to our country.
Well the poor ppl won't have that far to fall but, what's left of the middle class...ouch !
Maybe those that voted for trump and elon can sell their merch to be able to sustain themselves.
Me too!😯
Don't worry. He's not actually going to BE president.
I feel we are about to see the end of democracy.
Don't be scared, GET READY.
President Elon Musk - so things can get worse. good job, MAGA.
Remember the traffic pile-ups & disasters when Musk launched "Self-Drive Mode" on Teslas?! That's U.S.Govt. 2025 DISASTER PILE-UP😂
You think he’d be worse than Trump in charge? I’m thinking no way. But then again I figured no way Trump would be as bad as George W so…
@@JKennedy442 It's a hard call and probably one of those things like whether heart disease or kidney disease is worse.
I’m an American Studies major from the Netherlands. I don’t know whether to be scared or to laugh at the idiocy of it all.
Well, for decades western countries have demonstrated the strengths of democracy. Now I suppose we're experiencing the weaknesses of it.
All you can do is laugh, from the terror within mate..
I'm an American who had an intrinsic interest in history, anthropology and government while I was growing up and I'm telling you...... I don't f-ing know, anymore.
This is absolutely outside everything I understand about how our government should work and completely out of the realm of logic and reason.
Good luck to us all, is all I can say.
(I can also say, thank you for taking an interest in us, however)
Beide
In a dystopian setting, the novel's plot depends on how quickly the autocrats/wealthy rulers start looking for boogie men elsewhere in the world to distract their serfs from hardships, should it come to that (not exactly a first in history, this). In turn, depends on a combination of how long it takes to soak up America's public wealth for themselves & whether or not they decide to incite witch hunts within the populace for said distraction, first, particularly given US 2nd Amendment & all the residual bigotry & paranoia boiling under the surface that deep-seated pride-shame dynamics continue to aggravate. Key is to control the chaos & either keep the volunteer military out of it, or pull off a convincing flag to get them all on board (3rd option is to get them embroiled elsewhere, perhaps - it's a substantial force). Something like a 9/11 event could lend itself to the 3rd, all-in-one plan, in this vein.
There's always the chance they'll keep up the clown show & the American public contents itself with status-quo low-quality consumerism & endless distraction, despite potentially declining conditions. Show goes on, business as usual stuff, so long as most can afford subsistence & remain convinced nothing more is worthwhile.
As every smart mobster knows: The man in the chair is often less important than the man standing behind the chair. And right now, there's a bunch of people trying to be the man standing behind the chair.
Yeah that's what people like Roger Stone thought they could do with him but as it turns out he's too erratic to even manipulate. Now that whole party is subservient to him against their wills lol. If that ain't karma. But it also means you have a handicap running the country unchecked so yeah. At least the news will be loaded next year.
He's got Elon's money and obviously Elon is in control. I thought you had to be born in the US to be president.
The Supreme court ruled you can buy the presidency, heck the whole government.
Ted Cruise was born in Canada and ran for president.
John McCain was born in the Panama Canal Zone and ran for president.
You can certainly be president if born outside the USA.
Musk also worked in US illegally back in the day.
Obviously you don’t have to be born in the United States if you are not black
only if youre black.
Somebody who doesn't need money doesn't sell tacky sneakers or the Bible, which is a book he's never read.
Too busy doing cons to read fantasy
Mistake people make with people who have money is assume they don't do things that would make it seem like they don't have money
Just a hobby of his, not for money. Steaks, sneakers, bibles, etc. he just likes “the deal”. LOL
And his latest fake guitars and fight fight cologne. Mens and women’s versions. Melanie’s lady liberty Christmas ornaments. It’s endless, like a MAGA QVC channel. What fresh hell this mess is.
He's never read ANY book
During Donald Trump's presidency, he named more lobbyists to cabinet-level positions than any president in U.S. history. On April 13th 2020, Donald Trump demanded Saudi Arabia cut oil production to raise gas and oil profits for corporate donors. The profits of U.S. energy corporations increased 40%. Gas prices increased 22%. Food prices increased 8%.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
This is why Democrats should just sit back and let it happen. Tell everybody "We'll check back with ya in '26 to see how much you still like your new toy"
Musk is not a lobbyist. You have to be registered as a lobbyist, and there's probably a background check. This little committee is not part of the government, not part of any agency, not a Congressional committee. All he can do is make suggestions. All the GOP needs to do is ignore his suggestions and be a real Congress that uses personal courage and intellect to make decisions. Go GOP, you can do it. This is your Profiles in Courage moment. Walk upright again.
@@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288What’s that???? Crickets.
@@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
Maybe knowing trump can’t run again in 2028 will give them a spine. Yeah, nah, who am I kidding??
Thank you Seth for the smiles, giggles, laughs and belly laughs. It’s needed so thank you all!❤️🫶❣️
In reality, none of this is funny.
I love how an America First President is allowing a South African to run the US government.
"We have plenty of money " Now buy my merch, my Bibles, my sneakers, my trading cards!
Breakfast cereal
Oversized tennis undergarments
Merchandising! Merchandising! It's where the real money from the movie is made
Don’t forget the cologne and perfume!
Made in China Bibles, sneakers, etc - to Make America Great Again.
Seth, you do the best Joe Biden ❣️
He's not messin' around.
Joe Biden does the best Joe Biden.
President Musk🦨... I had a feeling something stinks.
President Elon is smarter, younger, healthier AND richer than trump. It makes a lot of sense for Elon to be co-President, Trump will have time to work on his golf game.
Biggest globalist there is.
@@jimmiller1686 Isn't is blasphemy for you guys to worship somebody other than Trump? Better be careful where you say that lol
@@jimmiller1686um ok
@@jimmiller1686um ok
The only guy to ever send a casino into bankruptcy in the history of the world.
Yeah no kiddin' eh. House always wins unless it's his.
@@larrymunn5279 🤣🤣
How do you screw up a casino with his kind of money? How?! HOW I ASK YOU!
Poppa Fred must be rolling in his grave...
3 casinos and 7 known bankrupt businesses
"I have a good brain and I've said a lot of things", talk about epitomizing the Dunning-Kruger effect.😂
Trump: I don't need donations
Also Trump: Give me donations or else!
Subscribe to his newsletter from the campaign and this is so blatantly the case. He was always asking for money in one way or another. Morbid curiosity made me subscribe and what a trainwreck of begging for cash that was.
We the people: we didn't vote for musk
We the people:musk wasn't even on the ballot so we couldn't even vote for him if he wanted to.
_"I'm just going to sit back and sip my tea"_ , sums up exactly how I felt ever since election day
When tea has a tariff, will there be another party in Boston? Guess we can go the sarsaparilla route if Roundup has eradicated it.
@@bettyjones113 In DC and likely around the country. It will blow up at some point. When the folks that voted him in see how screwed they are. They either continue in the kool-aid cult or decide to pull a Jan 6th on Trump. He needs a refresher and so do his sheeple followers. Musk will advance the play. People will be seething soon enough.
Trump doesn't deserve the backseat to Elon. He deserves the ejection seat in Bond's Goldfinger ejection seat.
😂😂😂😂😂🎉
Trump is sitting on Elonia's lap...
"I don't need your money..."
...Sayz the guy that sells watches, sneakers, bibles, bottled water, vodka, a board game, a magazine, steaks, t-shirts, mugshots of himself, torn up pieces of his suits, coffee table books, video phones, cologne, guitars, NFTs, coins, teddy bears, sweatshirts, hoodies, socks, campaign flags, jewelry, mugs, signs, banners, calendars, action figures, autographed photos, commemorative plates and medallions, challenge coins, phone cases, laptop decals and stickers, vitamins and supplements, and wine.
Started to speed read through it about half way and somehow I feel out of breath as though I read it aloud lol
I love the title of this one! We definitely need to keep going with this theme of Co-President Trump or Vice President Trump.
Many are being more assertive to the point, and just calling it as it seems to them : President Musk. With all that 💰, he may as well be, except he'd need his public secretary/rep Trump to man the desk & deflect all the annoying, trifling stuff while Musk himself handles actual important matters. 🤷♂️
Vice President Trump is now Elons little beyotch!!! 😂
That’s an understatement, but both will do anything for power control, and above all more money
@@manbtm1 Elon has more than enough money - Trump does not, that's why he's always selling his cheap shyt like sneakers and bibles! LMAO
I have never seen coping this unhealthy, all of you. Enjoy crying. We’re in charge now
His lapdog you say?
@@IssacandjacobNot very convincing that you’re in charge. Not very convincing of who is going to be “in charge”. You should be concerned. But all your small brain can do is gloat.
Damn elon didnt even wait until dump was back in office to start trying to pull strings
Trying? He is! Like Jim Henson!
Drones/UFOs over NJ
Musk has been pulling strings for years. He has billions coming in from government contracts, on top of the billions his companies have had in federal funding.
started election night with the machines.
Him and Trump have definitely done a deal, just wait until Trump is in office. Shits gonna get real pretty quick.
NOBODY VOTED FOR MUSK. Get him out of our government!
That's President Musk to you.
Well, I didn't vote to let 20 million people flood across our border either. You had no problem with that.
President Elon is smarter, younger, healthier AND richer than trump. It makes a lot of sense for Elon to be co-President, Trump will have time to work on his golf game.
No American voted for Harris to be the nominee, she was the Democratic Party's choice.
@@karmaandkerosene_musicWhat did you vote for?
Musk and Trump need a visit from Luigi.
😆 BWAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DAT WONT HAPPEN
@@paulyricca3881 sadly and to America's shame.
Musk calls Johnson, “My little boy-toy,” around Mar a Lago!”😃
I can not believe that a grown man would actually say I speak to myself because I have a good brain let alone a president! Its jaw dropping!
Jimmy Stewart/ Harvey
Imbecile says that
@@lindaramirez7339 He was playing an alcoholic in Harvey-- not a lying orange buffoon!
It's horrifying. Everything about him is.
Imagine if Biden said that, people would be screaming, but if Trump says it no one cares because everything he says sounds just as bad.
He absolutely wants their money 😂 😂😂
And camel toe blew 2 billion voters money
He has ~ 2 billion debt per NPR
@ziegweid he definitely doesn't, because CNN msnbc and Seth would be claiming that endlessly
Rule of thumb when interpreting Tr*mp, he usually means the opposite of what he says. "I don't want your money" = "I want your money". Pretty simple
$310 dollars for a flight from CA to Palm Beach Mar-a-leggo round trip now!
If EL-Rump shuts off our Social Security, we can join him for Christmas Brunch.
65 Million Seniors can sit on the beach and then visit Mar-a-leggo in shifts so as to take selfies!
Take back a piece of history after 65 million homeless senior's walk across the once beautiful golf course.
The first vote to fund the government has failed as of an hour ago.
I know I can't believe 100 percent of democrats voted to shutdown the government.
So it begins
They’re gonna do it, hopefully it will go just a well as last time 🫥
And shortly after - so did the second one - the one Elon put forward that would extend the debt ceiling another $5 trillion - cuz he needs those tax cuts for our poor billionaires. SMH and eye roll.
Lol, we arent even gonna make it through the winter are we
JOHNSON: "They don't like spending, either"
...then how come Trumps budget proposal demands suspending the debt ceiling limit for the next 2 years until 2027???
Trump says “I don’t need anybody’s money.” The key to understanding Trump is whatever he says he means the opposite. Nothing but a shameless grifter.
2:07 “Make America Gag Again”
Banned from the Olympics and World cup, Russia still participated In America’s 2024 Elections.
We love you, Seth.😊
For a guy who said he didn’t need money, those thousands of emails and texts begging for money say otherwise. And that’s not including all the junk email promoting the MAGA merch.
Correction: the dramatic chipmunk is actually a prairie dog!
And he wants us to be the 51st state 😂🤣
Merry Christmas from 🇨🇦
America already has a 51st State,the State of Insanity.
We'd rather become a Canadian Province, without Trump,et al!
Soooorrry Abooooot That 🙁
@@alexandradanieleI'm with you let's join Canada!
@@anthonysilvestri4946 😝 i know eh! dont say sorry thats our line eh! but dont worry aboot it eh
Best late show by far. No 1 joke wait for the claps, funny jokes one after the other from start to end. Thanks Seth and the team, we need you.
Ah yes starting off the year unsure if my Veterans clinic will be staffed or open
Sending you prayers. My niece's hubby is waiting for paperwork from VA to clear him to go back to work....his medical coverage ends in Narch and docs cleared him in August...it's just the VA moving like molasses.
imagine being control by billionaires and the 1% and openly talking about it, the US is done
There's nothing like a strong bromance.
Man, I’m gonna miss the hell out of Joe.
How's it feel to be Mike Johnson? He's third in line for the presidency and he's getting lectured by a tech bro and a guy who finished SIXTH in the GOP primary on how to run the government.
Just one reason Trump _hated_ Romney is that Romney actually didn’t need anyone’s money and didn’t care about lobbyists.
Romney never opposed Trump.
@@davidjduggan7584 Never is a stretch. There is much much more he could have done to oppose Trump, for sure. But he was one of just 7 GOP senators with the guts to vote to impeach Trump after Jan 6, and the only GOP senator to vote to impeach in the first trial.
@@davidjduggan7584 bwaahhaaahahaaa You haven’t been paying attention. Romney wasn’t perfect, but he certainly did oppose Trump at many key moments. Beginning with a very articulate opposition during Trump’s first run, and continuing through both impeachments (Romney being the first senator in history to vote to impeach a president of his own party!), and at key moments afterward. Importantly, Romney sponsored and passed quite a bit of practical legislation, in collaboration with other senators, representing some of the few accomplishments in the federal government over the past eight years, when most legislators squandered time on infighting.
@@j10001 Yeah well like Obama said if Romney had won, it wouldn't have been the end of the world he ran against him because he felt he could do better. This guy, on the other hand. Yikes.
I don't drink tea but I'm thinking of starting.
“ We don’t rely on American banks we get all the funding we need from Russia”- Eric Trump Fox News 2015
Wow had to actually look that one up. Leave it to Eric to be dumb enough to drop a bomb like that. Leave it to the American public to not care.
If your conservative friends say that America is not a democracy, agree with them.
Then ask them to look up the definition of plutocracy.
If you have conservative friends, go get real friends.
How _anyone_ couldn't see through him is beyond belief! He was fricking *_begging_* for it! He demanded a *_billion dollars_* from a group of CEOs so he'd give them "favours". What a fricking LIAR!
You know what I was skimming comments on an associated press clip about the looming shutdown and guys there were a amalgamation of "Yeah!! Shutdown government stop spending!! Woo!!"
And the clip very clearly stated Trumps demands were to lift the debt ceiling. Remove it altogether actually til 27 was it? Idk man I felt like I was in the twilight zone. I don't think these people are able to comprehend the situation.
I’m definitely gonna miss Seth over the Christmas break.
it may be a Cable Guy situation now... but wait until you see what happens when Trump feeds Elon after midnight
So if he doesn't need anyone's money why is not paying his debts? He owes Albuquerque New Mexico. Over 444.000 from all the way back in 2015. If we don't pay our debits they come after your farm. So many different city's. Providing extra for security and other expenses. He should of had to have paid all of his bills before he left the White House. He's back there campaigning and adding more to city debts. HE dose not care. Oh then why was he asking Georgia for 11.7 votes so he could win the 2020 Presidential run? Look at what he has done to people who has shown undieing loyalty. Rudy Giuliiani he has lost everything his license to practice law. p
January 6th. Right by Trump side.He know owes billions to Dominion. Trump has not paid him. Mike Lindell also. Trump has kicked them to the curb and into garbage. I feel sorry for them. That they and anyone who voted for him we now have to button up. Why because this CONMAN IS GOING BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE. UNBELIEVABLE!
Yay Seth is here 🎉
Correction: that is a video of a dramatic prairie dog
Thank you!!! Seth should know his basic American wildlife by now!
It was a real animal flub
to add on: the video of biden is already its own meme with a different context.
Seth has already been corrected on this from a previous use of the same meme. It's like he's doing it wrong on purpose now!
Sounds like he better bring back animal flubs! Maybe the surviving ferrets can help introduce it.
In A Christmas Carol, the Cratchits had a goose for xmas, not a turkey lol
In several of the movies, they use a turkey.
That's what I thought.
Oh thank God! That makes the joke 10x as funny. Trying too hard to end up in Corrections
The Apprentice Jackyl!
Another animal flub
A whiny guitar salesperson and a dodgey car salesperson walk into the white house, and steal all your money.....
I lost track of how many ads I saw here on TH-cam of Trump begging for money🤮
I have a bad feeling about this.
Only this, or other things with Trump as well?
It's a trap!
The bromance won't end well.
5:33 Correction: that is not a keyhole, that is a peephole
That episode of "A Closer Look" had enough inaccuracies to be its own episode of "Corrections".
Was Hannibal Lector offering him money, too? I’ve heard Hannibal is a tremendous guy.
Hannibal 2028
Big guy, strong guy, tears in his eyes...
Hannibal should have the two presidents for lunch sometime soon.
Are we talking about the late-great-Hannibal Lector XIIth of his namesake!?
I can’t laugh anymore. I need to conserve my energy to just survive, never mind fight back.
Listen I know this is a youtube comment section and we don't know each other but I can infer a lot from that statement and I really wanna say: You can't let things beyond your control affect you like that.
You know, when I was in my early 20's I was more idealistic I used to get so mad at the injustice and the destruction of healthcare (I'm Canadian) or, the perpetual degradation of our military. But it's not up to me. Really, it has nothing to do with me. These are wrongs we cannot right. We have to focus on what we do control, what we can do. What is personally meaningful to us, you know? Our home, to some extent obviously but. We don't own it, we just live here.
Am I the only one who can't stand Mike Johnson's smirk?
😅keep saying Musk is the president and it will flip out Trump. Grab some popcorn to watch the fight begin!
32 days till curtain time 🍿🥤
Don't forget to refer to Trump as First Lady. He'll hate that.
President fElon is already tanking the economy. 🤷🏻♂️
Yep, the Dow went POW today. Just wait till next year.
I can believe President elect Musk is holding off medicaid since many won't have it and have to reapply if the government shuts
Sucking the life right out of this country.
MAGATs: "But ... But we just couldn't trust the cackling lady who didn't F up COVID response or steal secret docs. And somehow we thought our Fuhrer gave more specifics on policy." 😒
$310 dollars for a flight from CA to Palm Beach Mar-a-leggo round trip now!
If EL-Rump shuts off our Social Security, we can join him for Christmas Brunch.
65 Million Seniors can sit on the beach and then visit Mar-a-leggo in shifts so as to take selfies!
Take back a piece of history after 65 million homeless senior's walk across the once beautiful golf course.
That was a prairie dog!
Yeah but the meme was called "dramatic chipmunk", albeit incorrectly
I'm sure it will show up in tonight's corrections.
@@Alison-n1p CORRECTION: Corrections is filmed immediately after Thursday’s taping, so the earliest this correction would appear is after the Christmas hiatus next year.
@@razzledazzylPOSSIBLE, IF NOT PROBABLE, SECOND CORRECTION: They don't actually use film anymore, do they? It's gotta be all digital these days, right?
@@razzledazzyldang it I finally got one and I have to wait four weeks!?
Cheese and Rice A Roni! That’s my best, non-blasphemous statement I have.
President Musk and Frist Lady Dump - has a good ring to it!
Because he has Elon to cover him
Seth and writers are Back! I was worried after Wed. night Closer Look
Don’t need your money-buy my merch!😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
I see crappy DT quality Bibles and shoes that suggests otherwise about needing money 🤣
idiocracy was a documentary..
Nailed the opening joke 😂 perfect delivery
If you watch this at 2x speed you can watch it twice in the same amount of time it takes to watch it once.
President Musk and the golf goof Dump.
This will destroy the James Bond franchise. Who wants to watch fictional evil supervillains when real ones are coming for you?
Man, i thought America was in trouble when Trump won. But After seeing this week and Mr Telsa Von Clownstick literally threaten the federal government into doing what he wants Im legitimately scared for the US.
Im pulling for you guys - A Canadian
Don't be sad for them, be happy they once were a nation lol.
And also get some savings going cuz if you thought it sucked when we dropped trade with China well. Here we go eh lol.
New Closer Look ❤❤❤
Nice picture of you. Can I have a Closer Look ? Lol 😊
Remote control Biden was awesome, No joke.
Sure Orange Menace, sure you don't need muskmoney....
Musk has the grace and personality of the Frankenstein monster
President Elon’s first big L
Aw, let’s face it, Tyler….he’s full of Ls.