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The Guy Who Won't Call In Sick | Hardly Working

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    Brennan is not gonna let the TINIEST bit of Leprosy stop him from coming in and pitching 3-4 comedy sketches.
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  • @ehodges11
    @ehodges11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3070

    When he drank that medicine and got some on his shirt I thought “Sucks that he had to ruin that white shirt.” Then everything else happened.

    • @PeregrineFalcon646
      @PeregrineFalcon646 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      It’s especially bad considering that’s one of Brennan’s four shirts that he owns. Now he’s down to three.

  • @insomnialemon
    @insomnialemon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5794

    Special effect: so which one do you want?
    Brennan: yes

    • @speenta4879
      @speenta4879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dara Wulan
      :the eyes the blood or the vomit.

    • @BobJones-zl3yo
      @BobJones-zl3yo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      jonah hickson 1: which vomit do you mean the "Fucking Xenomorph Spit" or the baking soda volcano. 2: Dont forget fire.

    • @acespider7781
      @acespider7781 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @subglowentertainment94
      @subglowentertainment94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Special effects ? Brennan did this all himself... the man is a talent ! :D

  • @Churchgrimm
    @Churchgrimm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9458

    Well, this showed up on my feed at a bizarrely apt moment in human history...

    • @psychowordsmith
      @psychowordsmith 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      TH-cam knows what's up.

    • @hiphopkapow9433
      @hiphopkapow9433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same

    • @Cl1verosfield23
      @Cl1verosfield23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @Sims_Sity
      @Sims_Sity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aha, sameeeee, it’s Coronatime

    • @bou2220
      @bou2220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know right... how prudent...

  • @axelvalens9553
    @axelvalens9553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4234

    Plot twist : Breannan actually wrote this while he's sick

  • @acidification
    @acidification 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7466

    Give a pay raise to the person who hired Brennan please

    • @Star-nl5id
      @Star-nl5id 6 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      wen wen what about Brennan himself

    • @MelissaHasAmnesia
      @MelissaHasAmnesia 6 ปีที่แล้ว +375

      Nolan Chojnacki give him more sick days

    • @trevorhouff1173
      @trevorhouff1173 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What.. u think u could do better?

    • @brandon4391
      @brandon4391 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Trevor Houff ehhh lots of effects acting is lost through em

    • @Star-nl5id
      @Star-nl5id 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Sarah H dude he was great

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5094

    Shoutout to the special effects department

    • @blueyyy5961
      @blueyyy5961 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      hakim amalou Agreed. It's brilliant!! :)

    • @juliedrummond7011
      @juliedrummond7011 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      hakim amalou I know Jesus christ

    • @awulfy9052
      @awulfy9052 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Who said it was special effects? o.O

    • @k9dogtraining
      @k9dogtraining 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That eye though!

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah at the end it was so creepy as they both went black and his voice got so raspy

  • @obliviousidiot.
    @obliviousidiot. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8314

    “A little flu never hurt anybody”
    *Aged like milk*

    • @nicholast.4933
      @nicholast.4933 3 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Honestly the fact that after that was “the flu killed millions” aged like a fine wine

    • @user-jd3gf5xw1x
      @user-jd3gf5xw1x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      aged like the finest wine imo

    • @nono-bn3sm
      @nono-bn3sm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      wait but milk doesnt age well

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean that was true before covid and if it was a competition covid would be losing.

    • @carlosrivas1629
      @carlosrivas1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      99 percent survival rate, 99 percent survival rate, corona has a 99 percent survival rate, some of the other though, in history which is the past and last i checked we do not that many wet markets anymore.

  • @CrimzinEclipse2010
    @CrimzinEclipse2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3668

    The reality of most work places, is that sick leave is “legal” but strongly discouraged by a lot of supervisors, with the implication of being potentially terminated if you actually DO take a sick day for anything other than literally vomiting on the job.

    • @CloudHiro
      @CloudHiro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      which they legally cant do now because of corona. in fact your required by law to not come in if sick for any reason now over here or your business could get charged if they force ya.

    • @michelle8307
      @michelle8307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      But sick days still apply. If you have covid they don't. But many places if you stay home sick and you don't have Covid, then you have to use sick days. Eventually you could run out of sick days and not be willing to take the chance

    • @Mugruncher
      @Mugruncher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yep. It’s so fucked up but at least COVID-19 has given workers a “genuine reason” to take a sick day if they’re sick. And even so, you have to fight tooth and nail. It’s not that they will ORDER you to work, but they will use emotional abuse to punish you for trying. Even if you’re streaming snot right in front of them. They’ll ask “well, do you FEEL Like you COULD work?” In an angry judgemental tone that makes it clear they will be unhappy with you as a worker if you don’t push through and pretend not to be sick.
      If you continue to request a sick day, they will imply with tone and body language (and sometimes with direct words) that you are soft, and weak, and selfish.
      If you point out that it’s not just about whether you are up to it, but the risk of spreading infection to others, they will roll their eyes, scoff, and use tone and body language to imply that you are being difficult, splitting hairs, or just saying ridiculous far fetched things.
      Bosses often don’t care about society at large or the individual worker. They care about themselves.

    • @CloudHiro
      @CloudHiro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@Mugruncher i work around food. if we get sick and still come in we get the boot out the door....and depending on whos on some sympathy hot soup

    • @eric_the_egggremlin
      @eric_the_egggremlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      my mom has run into this problem. She never takes sick days unless her boss tells her to, and right in the second year of the pandemic she hit a truly awful mix of mental fatigue and depressive episode, and had to take nearly a month off work. Her boss fired her on the first day she came back, because they needed to save money and she was "too unreliable". This woman had taken like three sick days that year and worked herself to the point of complete collapse and he decided to fire her. Unreliable my fucking ass.

  • @mustafaarsalan4951
    @mustafaarsalan4951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3272

    Coronavirus: Reaches my country
    TH-cam recommendations:

    • @AF-bh5ol
      @AF-bh5ol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      why don’t people talk on comments bruh

    • @jacobh9344
      @jacobh9344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666th like

    • @christians4854
      @christians4854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This aged like.... I can’t decide if well or badly. I guess a bit of both?

    • @khalilXD100
      @khalilXD100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yh corona suddenly started flaring up in my country and now I see this

    • @aloxxy6221
      @aloxxy6221 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@khalilXD100 what country

  • @airflow5209
    @airflow5209 2 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    I guess that Brennan is immortal, sneezes blood, spits xenomorphic saliva, blind in one eye, fireproof, pukes hot sauce, garlic, and I think lemonade? Stabbed in the heart, and just a thing on my screen. Wow.

    • @AshtonRob
      @AshtonRob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not lemonade, pure either lemon or lime juice (I think the latter)

    • @Ongargis
      @Ongargis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The pure lemon juice was for the eyes.

    • @kairi3177
      @kairi3177 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Or somebody in his family tree was a xenomorph or xenomorph hybrid

    • @shaddysehly5040
      @shaddysehly5040 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HE'S A ZOMBIES THATS THE EXPLANATION

    • @shaddysehly5040
      @shaddysehly5040 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      oops caps

  • @tudorjason
    @tudorjason 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    3:01 - "Yes, it was Katie."
    Well, of course! Lol!

  • @stormedrain
    @stormedrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +879

    The chaos Katie brings to any scene she is in is hilarious

  • @Detinator247
    @Detinator247 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2910

    Damn Brennan has been killing it EVERY SINGLE TIME!

    • @godlychimp5134
      @godlychimp5134 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Smiles ikr

    • @yattasuccess9212
      @yattasuccess9212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      and He's been GETTING KILLED EVERY SINGLE TIME!

    • @unwantedgen
      @unwantedgen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Despite the fact that this sketch isn't particularly funny(specially compared to the other ones he's a part of), he acted the crap out of it.

    • @dexter111344
      @dexter111344 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No, that was Katie.

    • @wyattunderwood8870
      @wyattunderwood8870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally

  • @CanadianPrepper
    @CanadianPrepper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8107

    Best skit in a while, but now you need to do the opposite; the person who calls in sick for the pettiest of reasons...

    • @awabqureshi814
      @awabqureshi814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Canadian Prepper I haven't laughed this much in ages
      That's two skits by the new guy that are amazing!

    • @raelonewolf
      @raelonewolf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      Yes. The employee who comes in that sick is bad, but equally bad is the employee who screws everyone over by calling out or leaving early because of the dumbest things. I had a manager who was notorious for coming up with stupid reasons to not come to work, including:
      -He forgot (to go to work)
      -He missed the bus (didn't explain why he couldn't just get on a later bus)
      -He needed to do laundry because he had nothing to wear to work that day (which begged the question, what did he wear to the laundromat?)
      -His legs were too sore from his workout the day before so he couldn't ride his bike to get to work today
      -He was hungover
      -Earwax... yep, he legit called in once "because of earwax". Didn't give any more explanation than that.

    • @aluisious
      @aluisious 6 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      “I forgot to go to work” is a great excuse. Then forget to pay him.

    • @freakenjew
      @freakenjew 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      raelonewolf if my boss kept letting me call off work for such stupid reasons id probably do it too lol. theres definitely two parties to blame in that situation.

    • @jessedrawsstuff1402
      @jessedrawsstuff1402 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So me. Blocked nose, I’m off. That’s school though. I wouldn’t get paid either way.

  • @Shilobotomized
    @Shilobotomized 2 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    To be fair, at a lot of companies, calling in sick can get you fired. Even just once…
    It’s a real big pile of bullshit, but companies always find another reason.

    • @Halbam
      @Halbam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      *in the US. (sorry for necroposting)
      Most other developed countries have laws protecting workers. I can't wrap my head around how the US has not had several worker revolts by now. In Germany, we have basically unlimited sick days. You're not feeling well? Go see a doctor, and he'll write you an incapacity certificate, and expand it when necessary. Most bosses and workers alike are well aware that you can't work when you're sick (be it physically or mentally) and even encourage you to go home. You get paid either way (your employer gets reimbursed by your health insurance company - having one is mandatory), even if it takes several weeks or even months.
      It boggles my mind that the US lags behind in such basic concepts, and that about half the population even opposes any reform.

    • @JanjayTrollface
      @JanjayTrollface ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah, not in the developed world.

    • @orangetoes223
      @orangetoes223 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Halbam As an American I get the sense that We don’t really feel worthy. I think a lot of us would rather blame ourselves for our short comings than blame the government or the companies we work for. Plus anytime someone complains about work it usually goes something like “your problems ain’t shit my grandpa got black lung working in the coal mines” or “look at how crap other countries are you’re lucky to be here”. Complaining about any current social ills comes off as entitlement to much of the population.

    • @averagejoey2000
      @averagejoey2000 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Halbam being sick is a double edged sword. not working means make no money, and seeing a doctor costs money

    • @Nemilla
      @Nemilla ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@averagejoey2000 Around here sick leave is fully paid time off. You get the money even if you aren't working.

  • @hotelmario510
    @hotelmario510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I love that Brennan basically does his Ragh voice when he says "Fuckin' work dog dude, let's do it"

  • @jerryc5716
    @jerryc5716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2355

    Brennan has been on fire lately.
    Edit: Made this post before I saw him catch fire in the actual video. No pun intended.

    • @KevinShinwoo
      @KevinShinwoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      That's too bad. It would have been funny if you had made a pun. Not really funny if it was just a random comment you were making.

    • @jerryc5716
      @jerryc5716 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      I'll have to live with that for the rest of my life.

    • @sapphiresparkles9049
      @sapphiresparkles9049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I think it's still funny, personally :)

    • @corygoodrich7242
      @corygoodrich7242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@KevinShinwoo naw brah, it's the opposite. It's funnier that the comment accidentally related to the video. Very serendipitous.

    • @forman208
      @forman208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol bullshit, no you didn't

  • @MrMighty147
    @MrMighty147 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1294

    I feel like a God when I close the video 2 seconds early and make him vanish just a little sooner that way. You exist because I allow it Brennan.

    • @Hodak55
      @Hodak55 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      "Delete"

    • @megatronbee
      @megatronbee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      This is a beautiful comment

    • @Eeter26
      @Eeter26 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MrMighty147 all hail emperor mighty147

    • @faridjambangoreng7666
      @faridjambangoreng7666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      God complex.

    • @davidperez7004
      @davidperez7004 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah but if at least one person is watching he's safe. So I'll just continuously loop the video forever.

  • @damnedman0455
    @damnedman0455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +874

    This hits different after/while Corona

    • @pbarnes9274
      @pbarnes9274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ThomasFan 1945 it really doesn’t since the flu is different different from the corona virus

    • @yellowguy9606
      @yellowguy9606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@pbarnes9274 obviously...like do you actually think @ThomasFan 1945 thinks that this video is make about coronavirus months before it happened?

    • @me30000
      @me30000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This is definitely after while the corona

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yellowguy9606 i mean covid is a lot more dangerous than the flu

  • @xxliew
    @xxliew 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    this was literally me when i got my first proper office job as a youngin :'D had to have an older coworker very gently tell me i was endangering everyone else i still remember that till this day

    • @slorms7838
      @slorms7838 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Well what did you choose? The little baby route of going home or the strong route of dying slowly of sickness?

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +651

    *_Whether it be a cold from Brennan or an overdose from Katie, no one ever misses their Collegehumor shift_* ...Except for Pat but you'll have to ask Trapp about him

    • @lukemckenzie0121
      @lukemckenzie0121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Veridian they throw them in that one closet of discarded and outdated scripts

    • @kairuw6477
      @kairuw6477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, I mean... there was that one time during the purge

    • @invaderzim8109
      @invaderzim8109 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Veridian, how do you consistently end up top of the comments page

    • @braahshaer4334
      @braahshaer4334 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wouldn't miss a day either if I was working at CH

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2275

    This is like Katie except she refuses to go to rehab

    • @12Mantis
      @12Mantis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ........would rehab actually work for her? OR, would she get "inspiration" from the other people going there.
      "Hey guys, have any of you noticed just how utterly (entrancing) fire is? I mean I could just spend all day lighting each and every match in this big box."

    • @jasonnguyen1820
      @jasonnguyen1820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She did try once but the cops were also addicts, she was also smoking Californian Cocaine

    • @franklinturtle2891
      @franklinturtle2891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hilarious original comment right here

    • @waver7275
      @waver7275 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Veridian, she’s just like Marilyn Monroe! Wow

    • @zues287
      @zues287 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's Katie?

  • @harris9624
    @harris9624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "Well, Trap, I guess I'm just not one of the little babies that has to call out of a meeting any old time that *the icy grip of Death stops the beating of their heart* "

  • @vulfura
    @vulfura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +612

    Antivaxx mom: my kids are perfectly healthy!
    Their kids:

    • @josepigroyper370
      @josepigroyper370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Are immoral

    • @kazeboiii
      @kazeboiii ปีที่แล้ว

      @@josepigroyper370 Antivax mims? Yes, correct, they are completely devoid of sense. Perhaps not devoid of morals, sense they do have a set of morals… they’re just really shitty morals so… y’know, close enough

    • @loren5432
      @loren5432 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Right, I wonder whatever happened with the Aztrazeneca vaccine. Oh wait!

  • @kinorai
    @kinorai 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3374

    Brennan death count: 1

    • @levy5867
      @levy5867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Hope that count keeps growing for many many years.

    • @Lavapurg
      @Lavapurg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      2*

    • @dxmxged_lotus_-9033
      @dxmxged_lotus_-9033 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      dont forget the outro death

    • @litsportsclips4725
      @litsportsclips4725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Philippe correction -1

    • @subrsubrr334
      @subrsubrr334 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He didnt die though.

  • @JC-bi5iz
    @JC-bi5iz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1184

    Most jobs don't let you call out sick unless you have a doctor's note so I always go to work sick and force them to send me home..

    • @RoseDragoness
      @RoseDragoness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Most here too. When you are terribly sick tho, you can't even go to the doctor :/ ...

    • @inxsnowxbro
      @inxsnowxbro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You understood the loophole 👍

    • @OrionoftheStar
      @OrionoftheStar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Vomiting on your boss's desk _is_ an effective way of informing them that your work that day would be subpar.

    • @AndrewTheKingOfPenguins
      @AndrewTheKingOfPenguins 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      My job let's you call in sick but unless you actually are injured and can't go back to work they won't excuse your sick day. You're allowed 3 occurrences without any effect (you can take 2fers so you can be out 2 consecutive days each call out). On your 4th you get a verbal, your 5th a written, your 6th a final, and your 7th is you getting fired. You call outs fall off in 6 months. Even still I have been pretty healthy for pretty much the last year. Also call outs won't affect you till you get a verbal, but attendance is factor for promotions and department transfers as well as which shift you get (I work at a casino).

    • @garavonhoiwkenzoiber
      @garavonhoiwkenzoiber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      My boss made me sick with the flu.
      NOW YOUR WORK HAS INCREASDED! I HOPE YOUR HAPPY HAHAHAHA*breaks down coughing*

  • @gustav8951
    @gustav8951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    This is WAAAY more relevant right now

    • @MANTUEFLIE2
      @MANTUEFLIE2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even more now bro

    • @gustav8951
      @gustav8951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shaggy doo 😔

  • @notanguished
    @notanguished 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1241

    Nobody:
    Anti-vax kids:

    • @thatnerdoverthere2248
      @thatnerdoverthere2248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nice profile picture. I see you are an OG youtube user

    • @cookjr2380
      @cookjr2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That Nerd Over There isn’t everyone

    • @33s60
      @33s60 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your bio lmfaooo

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatnerdoverthere2248 Isn't There Anymore.
      Sorry my dyslexia made me read Cook Jr's post as this line and I just HAD TO MAKE IT REAL! 😆

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@vizonegames1368 what's wrong with the emoji?
      they want to express that they thought it was funny, "lol" or "lul" are too old
      i mean i guess he could've said "poggers" or "lmao" lmao's still okay

  • @stellam8936
    @stellam8936 6 ปีที่แล้ว +912

    "YES, it WAS Katy"
    Best line. Like the people on the other end of 911 are familiar enough with Katy to immediately assume it's her upon hearing about an office incident with a knife.

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2701

    If I don't get paid for sick days you best believe I am coming in lol

    • @joshportal2808
      @joshportal2808 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Except that one time your temperature was 106'F, in pain, high, and thirsty all at the same time.

    • @GodleyX
      @GodleyX 6 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      This was a huge difference between places I have worked. The places with no paid sick days, People were sick there all the time. i was sick all the time. I worked 2 places with paid sick days. One paid out sick days at the end of the year if you didn't use them(so people never called in sick, the same as not being paid). The other, paid sick days. no rollovers. No payouts. However, there was a trend of making sure you use them before you lose them. As well as just using a "sick" day when you knew it was going to be busy. Or you just didn't want to work. As much as that fucked everybody else over, I like it better than non-paid sick days. paid sick days saw people calling in "sick" on the worst days, sure. But it was still a lot better than getting sick myself and living through torture for a week or two.

    • @Chrobin111
      @Chrobin111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      LightningGmr In Germany paid sick days are obligatory. 6 weeks per sickness.

    • @DexRei
      @DexRei 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Adding to GoldeyX. I used to work in fast food, and despite having paid sick days, managers always had the 'guilty until proven innocent' approach, so people always came in while sick so that managers would send them home. Unfortunately some managers still ignored the obvious and made them work through it

    • @CodeAndGin
      @CodeAndGin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Dexter Rei-Maynard isn’t that against food safety regulations?

  • @JF-um3wz
    @JF-um3wz ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It’s great that Brennan made these bits that are both clearly based on his own habits, good and bad, while also poking fun at himself.

  • @ugh_dad
    @ugh_dad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    We need a 2020 sequel where the boss thinks remote work makes sick time obsolete.

  • @dillonf1905
    @dillonf1905 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2230

    A lot of people don't call in sick because they can't afford to miss a day.

    • @xymos7807
      @xymos7807 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Dillon Fletcher that or they are looked at as a shitbag employee.

    • @alexwright4930
      @alexwright4930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      You can also be risking your job too being off sick often in precarious employment, not just a day's pay.

    • @DanielGonzalez-sp9xz
      @DanielGonzalez-sp9xz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      That's why I'm glad I have a job with paid sick pay and paid vacation time.

    • @Khonsu_Sunflowers
      @Khonsu_Sunflowers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@DanielGonzalez-sp9xz what job do you have?

    • @DanielGonzalez-sp9xz
      @DanielGonzalez-sp9xz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@Khonsu_Sunflowers Vet Tech at an animal hospital

  • @alistair2654
    @alistair2654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I love how the receiver just assumed it was Katie and got it right lmao

    • @Simba______
      @Simba______ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Derpy Derpy McDerpFace ~ Oh, I thought that she was disclosing to Human Resources that it was Katie who threw the 🔪 and killed Brennan.

    • @robertcabredo8472
      @robertcabredo8472 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also that Katie threw it

    • @1_GigaWaffle
      @1_GigaWaffle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who else could it be?

    • @Simba______
      @Simba______ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Derpy Hooves ~ I still don't get it. Who is Katie? The one on the phone, or the one throwing the knife. Whatever, that joke was a miss, in this skit. But, the rest of it was okay.

    • @kohlerxxx
      @kohlerxxx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      the joke wasn't a miss, it is just lost on you

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    As a kid, I had a coworker _try_ to call in sick, but get told he needed to come in anyway.
    He had pink-eye. BAD.
    He worked as a bagger in a grocery store.
    He put on his uniform, came to work, then went up to the boss. He looked her dead in the eye with his *BLOOD RED EYES* and started sneezing. She let him take the day off.
    Saved all of our customers that day.

    • @sylvy16
      @sylvy16 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i hope you were atleast 16 when you were working. the way you phrase it makes it sound like this happened when you were 9 or something which would be illegal

    • @leyrua
      @leyrua 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@sylvy16 Exactly 16, actually.

  • @tsardine2573
    @tsardine2573 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Brennan is the only cannonical person who has survived Katie

  • @graysonanthony7885
    @graysonanthony7885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    “*Theres been an incident with a knife, yes it was katie*” 😂😂😂

  • @waver7275
    @waver7275 6 ปีที่แล้ว +216

    So now Katie’s a drug addict, a female serial killer and a murderer of a coworker. Wow. More than I ever accomplished...

    • @chovue2363
      @chovue2363 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hey, its never too late to start those things. If you start now, you could probably catch up pretty quick. 😏😏😏

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      p-p-p-purge purge purge
      purge is the worge

    • @s0ap388
      @s0ap388 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      she's also a detective

    • @HABO2210
      @HABO2210 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      A female serial killer. My GOD the progress women had achieved !

    • @eerereps
      @eerereps 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      all you have to do is believe yourself & work hard...

  • @AgentSongPop
    @AgentSongPop 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    2:42
    How to save someone from suffering?
    Katie: *resorts to violence*

  • @alsoarkb0t
    @alsoarkb0t 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    1:05
    "Go home or I'll kill you!"
    The sickness: "Hey, hey, watch this."

  • @logicaloverdrive8197
    @logicaloverdrive8197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Can we get a shoutout to the special effects department? This is rivaling that video where zac was an alien

    • @nadiamurray8369
      @nadiamurray8369 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh

    • @blushingfrieza
      @blushingfrieza 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Can you link it, please? Ty

    • @hawk222
      @hawk222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or that one with the sunburn.

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hawk222 just saw that one, definitely.

    • @ronicharles432
      @ronicharles432 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      speaking of zach, does he still work at college humor?

  • @hakim6158
    @hakim6158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +801

    The new guy is aight.

    • @ashtonstephens4882
      @ashtonstephens4882 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      is not that new

    • @ShabbaDabb
      @ShabbaDabb 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Every apple commercial featured his voice

    • @alpsarigol
      @alpsarigol 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think the voice was Sam's

    • @Tom-dd5ge
      @Tom-dd5ge 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think he's Elon Musk.

    • @ComicBooksPlus
      @ComicBooksPlus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's new as in full actor but he was a write and had bit parts before

  • @ChartreuseDan
    @ChartreuseDan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    As someone with a pretty crummy immune response in a workplace that's understaffed at the best of times I resonated so hard with "go home or I will kill you."

  • @averynorthern5361
    @averynorthern5361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Well this aged interestingly.

  • @LilChuunosuke
    @LilChuunosuke 6 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    This is me, but it's also partially because if you call in sick when the head manager is working, she will scream at you on the phone. Even if you have something that's contagious! And I work with FOOD!

    • @chelseashurmantine8153
      @chelseashurmantine8153 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Total Trash Mammal I hate that manager! They make so much more than us but they hate everything more

    • @Kattywampus
      @Kattywampus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I just like the fact that someone named Trash Mammal works in food service. :D
      (P.S. I also had those kinds of managers, even in food service)

    • @jaycrownshaw3902
      @jaycrownshaw3902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Total Trash Mammal thats because Managerd in good service dont care about the health of the food. That isnt their problem. At least they dont think so. Thier job is to oversee others and when said people dont come in it affects their pay. Its the stupidist thing ever

    • @override367
      @override367 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats most managers

    • @anotherbloodyfanwriter1941
      @anotherbloodyfanwriter1941 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Okay I've been that person, but I've never worked in food service. What happens when your customers get ill from the food I wonder?

  • @iainhansen1047
    @iainhansen1047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +770

    Cause you gotta just save those sick days for when your not sick

    • @iainhansen1047
      @iainhansen1047 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Austintatious Outrageous my god you’re right I spelled your as....................you’re I’m so sorry I’ve never felt more ashamed then I do right now.
      Still not gonna edit the comment though

    • @danieldunlap4077
      @danieldunlap4077 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Iain Hansen you show him

    • @Kewlausgirl
      @Kewlausgirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That's stupid. Then when you are sick you have to have it off anyhow and it's either unpaid or it eats into annual leave. -_-
      But we should get more sick days... At least during flu season.
      And women should get one per month. Nothing worse than having to use sick leave for that. But hey, I would rather take the day off than sit there in pain, and depending how bad, running to the bathroom. -_- I'm sick during the first couple of days so I'm using sick leave. And that's why it would be equity not equality... Women need more sick days.
      But then again just give everyone more and it will solve everything

    • @braahshaer4334
      @braahshaer4334 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      So true 😂

    • @plantinapot9169
      @plantinapot9169 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is America

  • @queenislovequeenislife9407
    @queenislovequeenislife9407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I saw a worker get *heavily* harassed at Walmart because he was coughing like you wouldn't believe and should've called in sick but after a bit he started breathing ok again and he just goes "It's ok, I'm fine, I'm fine, I was just choking." What a relief am I right

  • @ggEmolicious
    @ggEmolicious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    *me watching this while coughing up a lung*:I’m fine, it’s just a little blood it’s not like I coughed up pure blood!

  • @francesssullano4774
    @francesssullano4774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    “....i cant you guys are depending on my comedy” 😂

  • @baronturtle7096
    @baronturtle7096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    I swear to god, Brennan is the best actor CollegeHumor has.

    • @levy5867
      @levy5867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      you know it!

  • @SatyreIkon
    @SatyreIkon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Papa Nurgle just called and would like to say that he is happy that Brennan enjoys his gifts and does his best to share them. Good on you, boy, you're an inspiration for every other hard-working plague host out there.

  • @saltedsins
    @saltedsins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This aged about as well as an unflushed toilet.

  • @averageanon5504
    @averageanon5504 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Brennan is one of the best thing ever happened to College Humor. GOOD JOB Y'ALL!

  • @thaelfern
    @thaelfern 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I was never allowed to stay home unless I was throwing up or could not move so I get it.

    • @samanthagonzalez286
      @samanthagonzalez286 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Imatallelf same 😂😂😂

    • @catief1031
      @catief1031 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same, unless my fever was higher than 100 F or throwing up, off to school I went

    • @lolrandom3768
      @lolrandom3768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol, same. Unless I was sneezing like crazy and had fever above 100, my mom would send me off to school.

    • @dendroxden440
      @dendroxden440 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's the way that it should be

    • @v8ali8
      @v8ali8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dendrox den yeah, that way you can spread your germs and get more people sick.

  • @fruitygranulizer540
    @fruitygranulizer540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    brennan's eyeball literally falls off
    'you need to go home, everyone else is in danger'
    yea...

    • @Shadow952013
      @Shadow952013 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      At that point the only valid tactic is 'Burn it with fire!'

  • @hdoglive
    @hdoglive 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Bro this hits harder now that Corona is a thing.

  • @jakubk.584
    @jakubk.584 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Don't worry about my arm, it's just a mild case of leprosy.

  • @raihanislam912
    @raihanislam912 6 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    I CANT relate to this

    • @nyasham1
      @nyasham1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Raihan Islam I WON’T relate to this

    • @procan4552
      @procan4552 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      alphanash my mum relates to this

    • @DarukiiA
      @DarukiiA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I relate too much.

    • @1234Tsukichan
      @1234Tsukichan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      jemielnic not true at all in my experiences. All the men i know call in sick whenever they have the slightest cold, and then act like they are dying or something. While women go to work no matter how sick they are. Makes sense if you think about the fact that most women have to go to work or school with pretty intense pain every month for a week.

    • @nohi9143
      @nohi9143 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jemielnic
      “Universal suffrage was a mistake”
      Why?

  • @made-of-magic
    @made-of-magic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    This either didn't age well, or was simply a prophecy of things to come.

  • @thesmilingman7576
    @thesmilingman7576 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:17 you ever notice that when you vommit your throat burns well that's because of the stomach acid your also vomiting up

  • @jeramii03
    @jeramii03 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    See, this was me when I called off work. Then they'd complain I called out. So I go in next time I feel like this and they complain I am not working hard enough so I explain that i'm sick and they send me home. I get sick again, I call out. They complain. Cycle goes on.

    • @beccafuller44
      @beccafuller44 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jscheetz03 same with me, only I get yelled at just for walking in the building sick and sent home, but yet yelled at because I called in sick.

    • @JordanMON
      @JordanMON 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I can relate to this so well. This is an actual issue that should really be addressed. They can't punish you for being sick unless they want you to infect other people at work, yet they also try to force you to go home when you put up with being sick and come to work.

    • @BriPer1992
      @BriPer1992 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If companies were required to pay a reasonable number of sick days, people could rest at home and recover and not feel burdened to come into work ill. It would literally solve most of this issue.

    • @Andreas16375
      @Andreas16375 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      jscheetz03 call in sick and don’t care if they complain.. you have a right to sick days

    • @Vestuvius
      @Vestuvius 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You must work in fast food. I can guarantee this happens all the time.

  • @BankruptMonkey
    @BankruptMonkey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1717

    I hate when people refuse to use their sick days, they put everyone else at risk and could potentially be very dangerous to people with a compromised immune system like cancer patients. If you have strep throat please just stay home!

    • @ericalinx
      @ericalinx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I agree! 100000%. Like that’s what sick days are for - for sick days!

    • @MrArrumley
      @MrArrumley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      Lol what a privileged statement. You must be lucky enough to have a good employer who treats their staff well above average. Some people get written up or get in trouble for taking a sick day. Some even get fired. Even with a drs note. Just sayin.

    • @Ikajo
      @Ikajo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Only in America...

    • @abcdefghilihgfedcba
      @abcdefghilihgfedcba 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Just because you guys are a bunch of bitches who let your bosses trample over your rights doesn’t mean people shouldn’t take sick days off.

    • @BankruptMonkey
      @BankruptMonkey 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Chantel Carter I didn't talk about people who don't have sick days. I'm talking about people who do have them but prefer to save them for vacation.

  • @jaqhy-chan9884
    @jaqhy-chan9884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:20 Ok this was actually f-kin terrifying

  • @FilmyWPigulce
    @FilmyWPigulce 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oh this aged well.

  • @mallbratgirl_3005
    @mallbratgirl_3005 6 ปีที่แล้ว +293

    I've had so many sick days from school that if I have another then I'll be expelled.

    • @alainart
      @alainart 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maisy Floss same!

    • @oskarbaumgartner1417
      @oskarbaumgartner1417 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maisy Floss in my school they excused sick days

    • @jessiewang9
      @jessiewang9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wtf I've never had any sick days

    • @Psychol-Snooper
      @Psychol-Snooper 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I always used every single one.

    • @charlesdinguss
      @charlesdinguss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ferris Bueller is that you?

  • @Tesseract1887
    @Tesseract1887 6 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    The problem is that most people literally cannot afford to call in sick

    • @LoneWulff829
      @LoneWulff829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      And some workplaces punish employees for calling in sick no matter how sick or infrequently they do it. In my case, if you miss 5 days in 6 months you are fired. Weekdays count as 2 a piece, and holidays count as 4. so yeah, get sick on a weekend or memorial day and you are pretty much gone.

    • @UzairTheTuber
      @UzairTheTuber 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't you get a certain number of days for paid sick leave?

    • @Tesseract1887
      @Tesseract1887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@UzairTheTuber nope

    • @kentknightofcaelin4537
      @kentknightofcaelin4537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Because the US are shit

    • @lilkxdude5659
      @lilkxdude5659 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kentknightofcaelin4537 RIP grammar

  • @shane1718
    @shane1718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:54 Shit just went from 0 to 100 real quick

  • @hexagonal69
    @hexagonal69 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    3:25 Literally turns into Voldemort. 😂😂😂

  • @jchen8902
    @jchen8902 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I love the cheerful music that keeps playing in the background while Brennan's sneezing acid and popping out eyes

  • @christopherpeery8968
    @christopherpeery8968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Its hard to call in sick when you work at a restaurant because they need you and no one wants to cover for you

    • @daleludtke7803
      @daleludtke7803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yep.. in this situation I always felt guilty for letting my team high and dry and would just troop through it.

    • @dxXZeroXxb
      @dxXZeroXxb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I don't know whats the situation at your restaurant is like but let me give you a hint from a managers point of view. Most of the time, you are not needed. Most managers just give you that feeling to deter you from calling in sick, cause it's a hassle for us to find replacement. Also just think about this: they had to have managed before you worked there, or not?

    • @daleludtke7803
      @daleludtke7803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dxXZeroXxb I do not need a "hint from a manager's point of view".
      I have been a general manager in 3 different states and two different countries with multiple brands.
      My schedules were tight enough that if we could not find a replacement, everyone else on the team had to pull extra weight just to get through the shift.
      If someone couldn't work, I wouldn't force them.. I just tried to inform them when they were hired, that "when you aren't here, there is no magical magic sidework fairy doing your work for you.. your coworkers are doing it for you. If you are sick, call in sick.. if you are hung over... be an adult... brown bottle flu, is not being sick."

    • @RavenFilms
      @RavenFilms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      What’s messed up is it shouldn’t be your problem to find someone to cover for you, that’s your bosses job. You’re sick!

  • @2102082
    @2102082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I’ve had jobs that did the whole attendance points crap, but I avoided getting those by having them tell me to go home sick instead of calling out 😂🤣 attendance points would be held against you for a possible raise or promotion

  • @daze.png_
    @daze.png_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’m like this when it comes to school, I really hate missing school days because I get too stressed from making up work. Unless I am wayyyy too sick or have something super contagious I will suck it up and go to school.

  • @blarfnugle5653
    @blarfnugle5653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Go home?! AND NOT GET PAID? I CAN'T AFFORD TO NOT WORK

    • @misanthropicisolation4013
      @misanthropicisolation4013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ThatOneGirl Communism/Socialism literally kills people.

    • @applemyomg
      @applemyomg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@misanthropicisolation4013 there were dead people in Socialist Europe? Oh my..

    • @BrendenTait8858
      @BrendenTait8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@misanthropicisolation4013 communism doesn't communist dictatorships do plus way more people have starved to death under capitalism

    • @baconliontigers985
      @baconliontigers985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Misanthropic Isolation yes Australia has many deaths due to better working conditions

    • @skydiamsteam6005
      @skydiamsteam6005 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Misanthropic Isolation ok and ?

  • @rosalindmarfo8750
    @rosalindmarfo8750 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I actually don't know why the part where he said "I have a few extra pitches today" was so funny to me, but it was

    • @Simba______
      @Simba______ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rosalind Marfo ~ I didn't get that joke.

    • @Aurum997
      @Aurum997 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Simba "Pitching in" usually means to assist someone with something, to help out. i.e someone can pitch in some cash if someone has financial troubles - in this case, he has some comedy ideas (some pitches) that he can share with the group to help make more sketches. The joke is, even while almost dead, he's still talking normally about his actions and plans for the meeting.

  • @jonathanross149
    @jonathanross149 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Again CH sees the future...

  • @classicallemur1190
    @classicallemur1190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    These guys had parents who never let them take a sick day

  • @zaidjamal
    @zaidjamal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Brennan has the best sketches. I haven't even watched it yet but I'm sure already

  • @awhtia146
    @awhtia146 6 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    *Top 10 saddest anime deaths*

  • @rebelsavage9142
    @rebelsavage9142 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I work at a fast food joint and if you call in sick you've gotta have a doctor's note and a doctor's visit costs quite a bit of money and tends to take hours in my town so no one does it.

  • @excitedcat9517
    @excitedcat9517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:11
    *Did the flu turn him to a xenomorph?!??*

  • @Anya-hd5lq
    @Anya-hd5lq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    He can’t go home, he has to be the CEO of Tide!!

  • @FinalFirebrand
    @FinalFirebrand 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This makes me laugh so hard.
    Particularly at how oblivious people can be to how work REALLY goes...where your boss tells you that your strep throat isn't "really that contagious" and how if you don't come in your hours will get cut.

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My old boss would call sick employees everyday to bully them back. I once sent him a photo of my face swollen like mad from infected sinuses he responded "it doesn't matter how you look as long as you're there"

  • @estebson
    @estebson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    God props to the VFX team 'cause I actually felt sick to my stomach in several parts

  • @Summer-birds
    @Summer-birds 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Since pandemic hit and I started to work from home, and I haven't caught a cold even once. I remember people like this from the skip in office. So they were the source of my illnesses....

  • @dinkusstinkus4396
    @dinkusstinkus4396 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    You mean " the guy whose had a boss that demanded he come in even if he were dieing today"

  • @benedictifye
    @benedictifye 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Nice to have the option to stay home without getting fired

    • @Jug_or_not
      @Jug_or_not 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What country do you live in, if I might ask?

    • @UriTheImpaler
      @UriTheImpaler 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you were a responsible and honest employee, who didn't abuse sick time or calling out sick in general, no one on the earth would fire you for literally being sick. Especially if you could prove it with documentation. Literally no one. Grow up.

    • @kragthemad2068
      @kragthemad2068 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@UriTheImpaler Dude/dudette, chill out. You seem to be taking this as a personal affront

    • @nerdyneedsalife8315
      @nerdyneedsalife8315 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@UriTheImpaler Okay what if a person got sick often? Many companies have a point system in place to fire someone after certain amounts of call offs.

    • @TagGeorge
      @TagGeorge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@UriTheImpaler wrong. Just miss the wrong day at many employers and it would be the end. Especially if it's a day after a holiday with mandatory overtime.

  • @UnicornMcMuffin
    @UnicornMcMuffin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Omg is this really me when I'm sick? Damn I need more PTO for being sick.

  • @calisophie3635
    @calisophie3635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Their makeup artist is AMAZING!!!

  • @winfield1775
    @winfield1775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    The special effects in this are pretty disturbing but cool

  • @hannahwilson6778
    @hannahwilson6778 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "you think your being so heroic by going to work, but your just putting pepole AT RISK! GO HOME! "
    ......
    well that aged well.

  • @whywasthismade6191
    @whywasthismade6191 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This hits just a little different rn

  • @claramiller6336
    @claramiller6336 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "wow, we have a lot of effects... *let's use all of them"*

  • @YouMustSeeThis
    @YouMustSeeThis 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Give the new guy his oscar already

  • @morsine
    @morsine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There should be a video titled "the boss who won't let you call it a sick day and stay home"

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This guy: stays at work when there's a knife in his chest
    Me: stays at home when there's a cat on my chest

  • @M0VIE
    @M0VIE 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    The makeup is excellent, nice job CH

    • @denisereneevalentine6694
      @denisereneevalentine6694 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Movie Man yes, yes tell us more about that makeup pleas🤔🥂

    • @skinnyjason3666
      @skinnyjason3666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      that eye was so believable

    • @danielbelmir0
      @danielbelmir0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Make up? what make up? So you don't think it's authentic?

    • @denisereneevalentine6694
      @denisereneevalentine6694 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Daniel Belmiro no I just need more complements on my work. It keeps me going!

  • @alan62036
    @alan62036 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Wish I had this guy's work ethic.

  • @dingusispingus5987
    @dingusispingus5987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of Brennan’s first months with the company and this is what happens

  • @gracenoneal6690
    @gracenoneal6690 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Now we need a spinoff where Brennan can't take a sick day because he has no PTO left and can't afford to lose a day's worth of pay. Although I guess that wouldn't be comedic; it would be too real.

  • @boahneelassmal
    @boahneelassmal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:30 Dude! Go home allready! jesus...