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- Ally, Rekha, and Siobhan's phones are the way they stay in touch with all their important contacts, like, uh... "Red Hat - Starbucks"
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CAST
Ally Beardsley
Siobhan Thompson
Rekha Shankar
Mark Schroeder - Kidnapper
CREW
Director - Sammi Cohen
Writer - Ally Beardsley
Producer - Jessie Hixenbaugh
Production Coordinator - Olivia Aguilar
Editor - Brittany Joyner
i gotta say, what the guy said at the end was actually a pretty good excuse
And it was so well said
I think it’s true not a excuse
Was probably gonna destroy the sim card after the job anyway.
Should have callsigns though
Considering he's a criminal then yeah
ally saying "that's not my dad" is the best thing i've heard today
Calling women daddy is a huge power move tbh
I got a daddy too, but he ain't my dad
okay. i've had it. you are the new Grant, Ally
@@mirandakeith8108 whats wrong with mommy? sounds hot if u say it with a spanish accent.
I mean that's cool too I just really like calling my girlfriend daddy yaknow
That's my excuse when work calls me:
"Can you work next Thursday?"
"I might be dead"
"Good point"
Why will you die why is that a possibility?
@@jester9215 death is always a possibility we can all die at any moment
@@alielmiedany3611 You are correct that keeps me up at night but I'm wondering why hes going to die
@@jester9215 any reason really, could have a heart attack, get in a car accident, get stabbed or shot depending on where you live, robbery gone wrong etc
@@alielmiedany3611 Damn
The real question is, who rates using a four star system instead of a five?
Everyone that votes with the
"Strongly Disagree"
"Disagree"
"Agree"
"Strongly Agree"
System
@@notmakingcontent neutral is an option.
Horrible
Bad
Ok
Good
Vewy gud owoomo
Roger Ebert, I think?
Ally, it seems
If there’s a middle option it would get chosen every time
"Its next Thursday. Can you make it?"
"Ah, I might be dead."
"Good point."
10/10
why all those likes tho? overrated comment...
you some kind of comment critic? get over yourself
@@okutann he's jealous. Internet luck strikes at random. I once got over 2 thousand upvotes on a single word comment
grats
@@bjrnfrederiksen6319 stfu
"This is the meanest thing anyone's ever done to me"
*hard cut to severed finger*
CUTS to CHOPPED finger.
smash cut to bleached white skeleton
dat pun doe
"Cuts" No Pun Intended?
Chops to cut fingers
"My mum will"
*spelled MOM in phone*
Be proud of being British Siobhan, hard as it can be
corneliusperiscope lol i get so confused with which spelling or pronuntiation is british and which is american so I frenkenstein them and I use mom because it sound more normal to me.
We say mam in my part of the uk
Same difference
EngineerGeek do Irish people say it like that?
EngineerGeek same
I’m not the only one who feels sorry for ‘Daddy ;)’, right? I mean, wasn’t it kinda rude to just hang up after she answered?
Great, now I’ll be thinking about this for the rest of the video...
Kitten G I was just thinking about that
I’m just wondering why they were named Daddy and not Mummy.
@@aniallater33 Some girls just wanna be called Daddy and that's okay
@@aniallater33 because there's a difference between the two other then just gender. The whole mommy daddy thing isn't something I'm into so I can't speak on it very much. But from what I know mommy's are really neutering while daddy's are... I have no idea I just know they're different. What I do you is if you're into ether one it could be an indicator of childhood problems.
@@gornfoo I actually don't think there's any discernible difference between mommies and daddies. There are nuturing caregiver doms and more sadistic caregiver doms. The title is simply what the dom is more comfortable with 🤷🏾♀️. So women can be daddies, men can be mommies, and either might prefer the term caregiver
As if comedy writers could scrape together 8 bucks on a weekday.
Maximum 3 dollars
I laughed harder at this than I did at the video.
Is New Message one guy or is he like anonymous? Maybe he's Zac going rougue.
New Message I
Ze _Jeff lol no he's not
the "new girl" joke was perfectly delivered and acted. reika is by far the best addition to the cast of the last year.
0:52 it's been 3 years and i'm just noticing the "you're the new grant" and ally being horribly revolted by the mere suggestion of it
Am I the only one that thinks the "do not answer" thing kinda makes sense?
Yeah cause they might call you again
@@obliviousfantasy633 yup, and by adding them as "Do not Answer" you would know that well, you shouldn't answer
@@Seinari or you could you know be a normal person and block the number
@@jamesenseddon5596 yeah...
I have a couple like that.
siobhan messaging system LOL
Do Americans not use SMS?
@@kirin1230 We do, people don't call it SMS, just text. And also new technology is developing where it's RCS instead of SMS, so there's that.
I think the real question is how many flames did she rate Rekha?
;)
🔥🔥🔥🔥
5 out of four.
2 1/2
Mmmm..I like your attitude
Lol that smile she had when she said “that’s not my dad” 😏🤣🤣
"This is the meanest thing anyone's ever done to me."
The camera cuts to her bleeding finger stump. I love that.
"You're the new Grant"
"Don't you even."
Do you mean Keith from Buzzfeed?
Ice Adventures where is this part ive watched it 3 times and still cant find it
Jester Sans it's a throwback from earlier vids
Helper Onie67 which one?
@@ernierinkle548 0:58
SMS? Siobhan Messaging System. 😂😂😂😂
SoS? We're on land.
That video made me realise that SMS is an European term and not used in the US
@@damienroyer4689 Ik what an SMS is
Oblivious Fantasy633 A text.
Damien Royer uh what? Lol thts not true at all. I get text from Verizon all the time and they always use “SMS” even when i was a kid everyone knew what it meant
“You’re the new Grant”
"Siobhan messaging system"
"Can you make it?"
"I...I might be dead"
"Yeah good point"
I have a dig bick
*_The only person in my contacts is myself_*
Veridian not even your parents?
Veridian not even your provider?
Mine is emergency contact (my mom) Create contact, Myself, My mom, Aaabay (idk who he is), And my mom
Hello darkness my old friend
I only have my parents and my provider in my contacts
That brief shot of her bleeding severed finger when she says “this is the meanest thing anyone has ever done to me” is golden
> Has hostages
> Not using them to ward off police
>comedy sketch
I'm the same as Reika. I save numbers of people I dont want to talk to so I know not to pick up if they call.
Can't you block them ? Isn't that way easier ?
Costati d'Imothep Yeah... thing is for many years I didnt know how really especially on old phones like Nokia. So the few numbers that called that I didnt know I saved them so I would know if they tried calling me.
Also was really useful when someone accidently texted me via a wrong number about his son's birthday present. We had a nice chat and i saved his number judt cos I liked that memory :)
becsbabe7465 Would you like to call him again?
Vagaba Assassina we didnt talk voice to voice. Its more a memory thing than the desire to speak again.
But i'm not too bothered about it.
Usually, I add XXX to their name, which means 'don't answer' for me. But my friend thought it was my booty call.
One of Ally’s contacts should have been Babe - from City
Four starts rated
The real question is why Siobhan's mum's contacts are labelled "mom"
I was legitimately wondering that!
what else would they be labelled?
@@aksheeta0 "mum".
It's a British thing.
Mom is british
@@hypetherobloxguy1622 Maybe in some parts, but in England, where Siobhan is from, it's 'mum'.
"Siobhan messaging system" is probably my favorite CH joke so far!
‘That’s not my dad 😏’, wow, the look on her face when she said that was pretty sexy
1:04
peacemakerao Yeah I noticed :)
nothing about her is sexy
alexeskimo opinions
you realise shes lesbian right?
Siobhan messaging system 😂
Same here.
Rheia Nora i was dead
And then he thought she said "SoS" so thats why he said 'we're on land' haha 😂😂😂
Lol in my country everyone still uses sms
Is SMS not a thing in America?
@@kirin1230 SMS is still a thing where you are? I'm from SE Asia, texting is now exclusively WhatsApp and similar web messaging apps. For the past almost 20 years, SMS has been purely for spam, national alert broadcasts and dentist reminders. Essentially once smartphones arrived, people figured that they don't wanna pay for data AND texting.
"This is the meanest thing anyone's ever done to me"
*Cuts to a fingerless hand*
"Mmm, that's not my dad." 😂
I have 537 contacts in my phone. Of those, *maybe* 5 would pick up if called.
Green Barrel Same
~lives in a small town;
boredly copies phone
book onto contacts list~
Dude, you got Garyx Wormuloid? That's some star power right there.
Isaac The Fallen Apple i thought it was him too!! if he's the brennan person, he is the tide pod guy
edit: it is him!! i was checking the wrong part of the video's info
Is that really Him..? Wow..
I thought that was him
Isaac The Fallen Apple nice name and pic
I thought he looked familiar!!
This is the meanest thing anyone's ever done to me! *camera flicks to severed finger* lol dead
poetic cinema
"It's next Thursday. Can you make it?"
"I.. I might be dead"
"Good point"
But how many flames are next to Rekha's contact in Ally's phone?
5
someone literally asked this question in a higher-rated comment above
Matt Murley Yeah dude, become faster next time.
All of them, all of the flames.
Five
That's not my dad.. ;)
Inquisitor Covonis
DDLG ruins the party again
Inquisitor Covonis do lesbians really call each other daddy? Lol why
Some of them do! Some lesbians just like being called daddy, I guess.
rdklzkydd .....
Inquisitor Covonis 9
"That's not my dad" damn that voice
2:28 the severed finger is on the table before he cuts it off lmfao
Garryx Wormuloid from Wisecrack's Earthling Cinema captured the CollegeHumor Cast!!!
Ahahaha! I heard it too and that's all I could think!
Thanks, I spent the entire video trying to remember why that voice was so familiar.
I was wondering where I've heard the voice from
THAT'S IT i SWEAR i couldnt put my finger on it
THANK you! That was driving me nuts!
Wow, I can't wait to enjoy my cool refreshing can of Two Hats Natural Lime flavored light beer, while watching my favorite channel CollegeHumor. What a great time to be alive.
"that's not my Dad." with the smirk... LOVE IT!!
This might be the most relatable sketch by college humor EVER. & I'm fully aware that's saying a lot.
Every 6 months I go thru my contacts to see who should stay & who should be deleted
3DaiYo4Kai56 I do the same. Sometimes while whistling the tune from Hunger Games just because.
1:11 that dialogue delivery is 👌😂😂😂😂
HAHAHAHA!!!! Four years working in the industry in LA.
"Hey, can you call David?" "Oh, yeah, sure!"
*Looks in contacts to find about 7 Davids listed.* 0_0
This sketch is 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥, well done ally. I feel like you just cut off Rekha's thumb for the set up...worth it
At least they have people in their phone.
Cvncfhj Hfhdfcht looser
Why do you want To know my name *loser
"This is the meanest thing anyone's ever done to me"
"Thats not my dad"
Oldest trick in the book
Ally needs to be in more sketches! She is by far my favorite cast member!
Actually, I'm pretty sure Ally is a they
in all the years i've been watching CH since the classics like "Font Fight" or "Internet Commenter Business Meeting" this is the first time ever i catch a recently uploaded video.
Cool stories
Was that the dude from Earthling Cinema? His voice is so soothing.
"That's not my dad" xD
The line "I'm gonna have a panic attack looking at these" was just delivered so well 😂
Lmao Rekha’s thumb was already lying detached on the table before he chopped it off. The blood also looked like it was just chili powder or some other red spice. This is way funnier than if they had tried hard at making it look realistic. Also, I want to know more about the contact named “ Taco Bell Donna”
Technically when someone is robbing you and you check their phones it's a good idea to not have the real names in case they are robbing somebody to
2:28 look at the finger, it's already chopped off
ok, screw you, how dare you i am personally offended and ill call the national guard
The Do Not Answer thing actually makes sense though. Like if you get an unknown number you know if its a random and not a person you don't want to talk to.
It's illegal to advertise for alcohol in Norway.
I'm in Norway.
Ummm... did CH just break the law?
yes ,they diud
Håvard Zackarias Pettersen lol I love it
Then the video might have to be blocked in Norway.
No idea.
This was pretty aggressive advertisement anyway, it's probably illegal in several european countries (including France).
Lol if you're name is basic you're getting a nickname in my phone. I can only have so many Chrises
Clarizza The Great I have no less than 15 Emily’s on my phone and I’m running out of emojis that don’t look gross
your*
Wow you're so right! What would I ever do without your help lol
Your welcome. I just like the fact that you cared enough to actually bother responding. The way I did.
Jonathan Gamer
Why not trolling is fun :)
“Ur new girl on my phone too”
“Wow this is the meanest thing anybody has ever done to me”
*zooms to 4 fingered bleeding hand*
Friend Kelly
School Kelly
Kelly
Other Kelly
That's how my contacts are a mess lol. No last names
No Ned Kelly?
That guy has so much sass I love him XD feature him more please!
Am i the only one who felt really bad because he hung up on Ally's girlfriend without saying anything...
that wasn't her girlfriend. It was her DADDY! ;)
Why is this channel so relatable I need to sleep instead of binging it but... it’s relatable... I’m too weak to stop... *dies*
Greetings, and welcome to this kidnapping. I am your holder, Garyx Wormuloid.
TheKiwy today we will discuss the artifact Contact Names in Cell Phones
ITS GARRAX WORMULOID FROM EARTHLING CINEMA ON WISECRACK
"You're the new grant" I don't know why I laughed so hard at that
I love these three together.
College humor rules
GREG FOR LIFE While this *Didn't* have Adam in it. This CollegeHumour video wasn't too bad compared to others of their videos minus him. This was actually funny. Although I'm sure it could have work just as well *IF NOT BETTER* If Adam was in it {as 1 of the Hostages dispelling Myths}. 🤔😂🤝👏🗯🎯🎭🔫🔞▶️🆘️📲🚔
I agree with you that when Adam makes an appearance the video is usually nice but the thing is i said that collegehumor as a whole rules exclaiming that adam rules as well
College humour used to be great but now it’s ass
It's a Reddit version of snl , not good at all.
Cristian Ramos Again I respect your opinion but this is my opinion and can you respect it a lot of people had supported me by likening so let our differences be asife
1:05
Is that Jessica Rose from Shadows of Evil on zombies 😂???
"That's the meanest thing anyone as ever done to me"
*zooms in cutted finger*
I love ally so much, I relate to them on a spiritual level and they are just an all round nice person xx
"This is the meanest thing anyone's ever done to me"
*zooms in on severed thumb*
"this is the meanest thing anyone's ever done to me"
(camera pans to her cut finger for a second)
😹😹😹😹😹😹lmaooo
I’m sitting here watching this, and all I can think of is: “is that the same guy who plays Garax Wormuloid in wisecrack’s Earthling Cinema?”
Thank you! I was trying to place Jared’s voice the whole time
@@alicelaybourne1620 do you know if that’s actually him or not?
“This is the meanest thing anyone has ever done to me”
*hand bleeds out
“Ok, Calling your dad, let’s hope he wants to keep you alive”
“*mmm that’s not my dad..*”
“*hHhEy yOu*”
"It's next Thursday, can you make it?"
"Well I might be dead so.."
"Yeah good point"
3:04 “this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever done to me” followed by the immediate pan down to the missing finger. who ever chose that pan was really genius
I knew the guy sounded and looked familiar: that's Garyx Wormuloid from Earthling Cinema!!
"eight dollars between the three of you? what are you, baristas?" that one hit my barista butt hard
Is it just me or the girl with glasses voice is one of the cutest thing ever 😂😅
Love how the finger is already there before he cuts it off 2:29 blooper 😂
>Implying we have contacts
next to this I have LITERALLY only 3 suggestions, no more...
2 russian ones, and TheEllenShow...
sooooooooo you might have tripped the algorithm ;p
mine is "Memes that destroyed lives", its just YOUR algorithm
Mine is full with CollegeHumor and FoD
mine is full wuth how to basic vuds hmmmmmmmmmm
I also got the meme one what does it meean D:
jan harald
Lol mine is filled with asap science Adam ruins everything, aphmau,collage humor, star vs the forces and evil , vox, friends and whatever crap TH-cam thinks I might like
How old am I u ask well Idk
“That’s not my dad 😂”
Her smirk when he says "That's not my dad" THO
Garyx Wormuloid!
‘I just moved here’ the a few minutes later ‘I’ve been here 8 months’
The way Ally says "click here" makes me wish I was a lesbian. 'Tis a very come-hither voice.
Never too late to be bi
2:29 you can see the fake finger already in place separated from the hand x)
The emergency contact bit 😂
For some people I put an emoji next to their name which reflects what I think about them
SIOBHAN MESSAGING SYSTEM CRACKS ME UP EVERYTIME
Are we not gonna talk about the clip at the end which as soon as I realized it wasn't an advertisement I read the 'wait, what?' that was perfect timing
Love Allis quote "that's not my dad" in that weird voice
Well, he’s gonna blackmail me since mine is way to organised
Love the Garax Wormuloid cameo!!! "Okay it's different because the people I work with don't give me their names."