The Unstoppable Dark Peasant - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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  • @headwithadent
    @headwithadent 4 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Hint:1
    Deep beneath ground is a machine.
    For blowing up hobbits and running over teams.
    Maybe somewhere in a hole?
    But hold your horses cause it wasn't old
    Hint:2
    On a stump near a wheelbarrow
    Is a mystical hat that belongs not to a warrior.
    But instead a gallant magic-maker
    Hint:3
    Hidden away in the church's bell tower.
    Is a unit that possesses great power.
    Beware however it might not be stable.
    You'll see what I mean when it gets enabled.
    After you find all the units of The Legacy a new capmaign will be open to you

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      roses are roses
      violets are blue
      your poetry is like moses
      what isn't?
      You.

    • @Noxillificus
      @Noxillificus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Tyranitar. cant tell if this is a nice poetry joke or an actual comment trying to offend him/her

    • @steptic8316
      @steptic8316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Poet teacher is crying right now

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Noxillificus joke

    • @christiansalgado5103
      @christiansalgado5103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Noice,I also gave a hint but it's kinda vauge...

  • @slapith3931
    @slapith3931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    1: Damnit bobby how did you crash it underground?!
    2: Every chuch has a **Bell**
    3: Thor isnt the only one who resides in craters

    • @thomasfrender4592
      @thomasfrender4592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bell? Care to elaborate?

    • @Wreckedilious
      @Wreckedilious 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thomasfrender4592 the first hint is aimed at the Tank which is a secret unit trapped underground in the legacy map.
      The second hint is aimed at the Super Peasant which is hidden in a church bell in the legacy map.
      I don't know about the third one tho.

    • @Randoodoo
      @Randoodoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the wizard maybe?

    • @jakubjakistam9137
      @jakubjakistam9137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Wreckedilious so you have to say everything huh?

    • @roywerder533
      @roywerder533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Wreckedilious its about the thor unit which is located in the crater

  • @SamuraiXCorruptedGod
    @SamuraiXCorruptedGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Captainsauce: We made him bleed
    Dark peasant: all that for a drop of blood

    • @TXLshroom
      @TXLshroom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Underrated comments

    • @legomyeggo4121
      @legomyeggo4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Tis but a scratch.

    • @ChaoticRed.
      @ChaoticRed. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Thanos..

    • @cloud_sniper3965
      @cloud_sniper3965 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Super Pets in is going to take him down

    • @_-DZ-_
      @_-DZ-_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yes thanos about to snap on those halflings

  • @captainpaccon8280
    @captainpaccon8280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    The amount of shock and worries in his voice when using the dark peasant is just horrific

    • @DrivenZacy
      @DrivenZacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Captain paccon = captain sauce's extremely unknown sidekick

    • @prabeshrai746
      @prabeshrai746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DrivenZacy captain’s mom=THE FINAL BOSS

    • @prabeshrai746
      @prabeshrai746 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      69 likes

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Imagine if a modern army went up against the Dark Peasant:
      Hundreds of armor-piecing rounds begin flying at a single target. The first couple salvos are easily deflected by the Peasant but there are just too many. A fiery cloud envelops the Dark Peasant and the soldiers cheer now that the monster is defeated. The dust settles and the Peasant wipes some dirt off his shirt. The soldiers run in a panic as their own cannons are thrown at them. Those who run too slow are picked up by hands and thrown into the ground. None escape. It is now humanity’s darkest hour.

    • @birenchaudhary9505
      @birenchaudhary9505 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man cap should of done FULL AUTO SANTA vs dark peasant lol

  • @hihello5590
    @hihello5590 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Dark peasant: the boss in the game
    Peasant: when you get the boss as a playable character

  • @stealthpilot2861
    @stealthpilot2861 4 ปีที่แล้ว +717

    Hint: under a tree unlike like the rest
    Where there is no light a beast nests
    Under there it can be found
    Sitting there in the ground
    Like so cap can see

    • @galt7360
      @galt7360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mhh mhh

    • @sycrothystudios5372
      @sycrothystudios5372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yeetboy.1236 don't spoil it DELETE UR COMMENT

    • @frozenfiredarknight3764
      @frozenfiredarknight3764 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      there are many odd trees that don't look like the rest... lets be honest here.

    • @alexwrenproductions
      @alexwrenproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@brothsipper-h5o -_- bruh a hint is a hint

    • @lesleymcveighty2296
      @lesleymcveighty2296 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@yeetboy.1236 let cap discover it for himself

  • @mintymechanic8420
    @mintymechanic8420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    Hint: Within the walls of the wobbly horse
    Lays an old friend, who rings with force.
    The bell tongs for the new hero
    Able to reduce the darkness to zero.

    • @renzsinguran5520
      @renzsinguran5520 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Looking for rhymes of hints nice

    • @jonathanalexis287
      @jonathanalexis287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Jimin Xu Super peasant

    • @half-blindentity9846
      @half-blindentity9846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love it

    • @thefergusonsfamilyfriendly4572
      @thefergusonsfamilyfriendly4572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i edited the rhyme a bit:
      "Within the walls of the Church of the Horse.
      Lays an old friend, who rings with force.
      The bell tongs for the new hero
      Able to reduce the darkness to zero."

    • @Defective_L0zer
      @Defective_L0zer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Congratulations on getting to the next video

  • @PrimmordialFenix
    @PrimmordialFenix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Sauce-Oh I see a sliver of hp gone!
    Dark peasant-All of that for a drop of blood?

  • @shockwave3864
    @shockwave3864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +342

    “Oh, the dark peasant is back and he is feeling *slappy* “
    Ok that line is pure gold.

  • @mr.depthleviathan5425
    @mr.depthleviathan5425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "Usually the fingers and the mouths come before the tentacles but yeah sure"
    a man of culture indeed

    • @Fearless_is_awesome
      @Fearless_is_awesome 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I only understood this line when I did some research 😏😏😏

    • @Hunter_Red67
      @Hunter_Red67 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Fearless_is_awesome eugh

    • @radiogobrrrrrrr1949
      @radiogobrrrrrrr1949 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@Fearless_is_awesome I hope you cleared you history

    • @chrisk6637
      @chrisk6637 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol​@@radiogobrrrrrrr1949

    • @chrisk6637
      @chrisk6637 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Fearless_is_awesome😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

  • @sbensonmt8324
    @sbensonmt8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    dark peasant : *exists*
    Cap : "why are you invincible*
    me : "There is another"
    +hint all prase the church of the wobbly horse

    • @thatdudewhogames5030
      @thatdudewhogames5030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ALL HAIL WOBBLY HORSE
      ALL HAIL WOBBLY HORSE

    • @aidanjones1002
      @aidanjones1002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The dark peasant only sometimes loses to that guy

    • @johnnyjj45
      @johnnyjj45 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@thatdudewhogames5030 what does that meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

    • @cyovu
      @cyovu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ALL HAIL WOBBLY HORSE

    • @sbensonmt8324
      @sbensonmt8324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@aidanjones1002 not in my testing, That guy always wins for me

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Imagine if a modern army went up against the Dark Peasant:
    Hundreds of armor-piecing rounds begin flying at a single target. The first couple salvos are easily deflected by the Peasant but there are just too many. A fiery cloud envelops the Dark Peasant and the soldiers cheer now that the monster is defeated. The dust settles and the Peasant wipes some dirt off his shirt. The soldiers run in a panic as their own cannons are thrown at them. Those who run too slow are picked up by hands and thrown into the ground. None escape. It is now humanity’s darkest hour.

    • @seztama
      @seztama ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Would that make the Super peasant humanity’s ray of hope?

    • @scarlettboggs6381
      @scarlettboggs6381 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I would 100000% read a TABS comic like this

  • @Muffin_Top20
    @Muffin_Top20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    1:look more in the church of the wobbly horse
    2: look around or *under* trees
    3:keep looking at the camps
    4: open your eyes, stick your head out the window, do what you need to do to see.

  • @True_Dark_Angel
    @True_Dark_Angel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    “Unnamed Peasant”
    Dark in Heart, Void of Soul

    • @Xcrindelle
      @Xcrindelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      they never read it

    • @Xcrindelle
      @Xcrindelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      yea

  • @bonkoulrewiew
    @bonkoulrewiew 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    The bell rings upon the Dark Peasant's defeat.
    Trees grew from the 3-man team driving this rolling death, which is still in it's hole
    A man visited the Shire, took a rest and found himself near the Church with his cart

    • @jadeisagoober
      @jadeisagoober 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      you should've included an america joke in there

  • @niccy_the_niccy
    @niccy_the_niccy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The clock chimes to doomsday
    Everlasting darkness awaits us
    For only one may keep it at bay
    However he lost may never see the light
    Bells toll to the gods of present
    Deities of passed times forgotten
    Looked upon, shall he awaken
    Cleanse us of the ever prospering death
    Take the foul entity off the face of the Earth
    Only for the omnipotent to bring whom to punish
    Must a new evil arise upon us
    We may fail to discover the everlasting cure
    Vertical transports torment our prayers
    But shall thee prevail?
    But shall thoust gods abandon us?
    We shall see.
    The Declaration of the Horse
    -Priests of the Church of the Wobbly Horse

    • @alanwiseman3235
      @alanwiseman3235 ปีที่แล้ว

      no comments, really?? here bud 👌

    • @niccy_the_niccy
      @niccy_the_niccy ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alanwiseman3235 I appreciate it :)

    • @alanwiseman3235
      @alanwiseman3235 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@niccy_the_niccy i notice when people put the effort. gecko approves🦎🦎

    • @THEN0B0T1
      @THEN0B0T1 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alanwiseman3235wha

    • @THEN0B0T1
      @THEN0B0T1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alanwiseman3235sorry dint mean to @ you

  • @swaraajchadha8907
    @swaraajchadha8907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Here's a hint,
    A metal behemoth sunk beneath the lands, it awaits its user under its tree and in its cave
    A man of magic and mystics, his hat lays in what he used to carry his belongings long distances

    • @crabby4911
      @crabby4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Those are good hints

    • @pufferfishfromminecraft
      @pufferfishfromminecraft 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let me guess a wizard/witch?

    • @crabby4911
      @crabby4911 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pufferfishfromminecraft yep and a tank

    • @Galaxe-du7mp
      @Galaxe-du7mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And in the tower of the church there is the solution to the dark peasant (my favourite)

  • @Akainari
    @Akainari 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

    here's the hints
    hint 1: traveling through a path a lumberjack cut down a tree but now the stump of the tree has something peculiar
    hint 2: i was walking near the church when i found a hole that used to be bunker what i found inside was something out of this world!
    hint 3: i wonder why church's bell hasn't rang in a month
    fun fact: i was testing the super boxer and the super boxer does get stronger everytime he loses

    • @lineyt6987
      @lineyt6987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Those are good hints

    • @noahlee9567
      @noahlee9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Alternative hint 3: a patch of trees will decieve you of something hidden DEEP that will BLOW your mind

    • @jacket5191
      @jacket5191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Those are SUPER hints your hinting skill is almost TANKY you WIZARD

    • @Konizo_
      @Konizo_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jacket5191 nederlands?

    • @sir_stressed293
      @sir_stressed293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You did it without saying what the unit was, that's a like from me

  • @popeofsimps2924
    @popeofsimps2924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Hint for a few units:
    There is a siege from the closed beta whom resides abandoned under the earth under trees
    The counter you seek resides in the top of a tall building
    There is a man of magic whom forgot his hat by a cart

    • @upsetbanana4429
      @upsetbanana4429 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      For any that don't know what these units are:
      -Tank
      -Super peasant
      -Wizard

    • @Just-a-Normal-User
      @Just-a-Normal-User 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was about to write that :/

    • @mrakisotnelar.8009
      @mrakisotnelar.8009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      upset banana I hope that sauce doesn’t read this reply and spoil it.

    • @potatothecomrade9628
      @potatothecomrade9628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      is it just me or is a tank not a siege wepon

    • @noahkleppolsen9465
      @noahkleppolsen9465 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tank super and wizard

  • @fence03
    @fence03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    “I never knew a peasant in a bowl cut could be so terrifying”
    Young Anakin fits that description meanwhile during order 66 *slaughters younglings*

  • @Rame_nerd
    @Rame_nerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Hint: as the dark peasant brings destruction
    our only hero is behind obstruction
    search the church you can rescue him
    but hurry for our time is thin

    • @Lowpoly07
      @Lowpoly07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That’s a very good rhyme

    • @Rame_nerd
      @Rame_nerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Lowpoly07 Thanks!

    • @SkyeTheSillyFox
      @SkyeTheSillyFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I planned on deleting it to ensure the fact saying “our time is thin”

    • @Rame_nerd
      @Rame_nerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Who’s Who ok thank you very much

    • @raynermatthewpassat8923
      @raynermatthewpassat8923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His power is enough to combat the power of darkness

  • @Josh-cv7gt
    @Josh-cv7gt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    Hint:
    1: Under Stuff Under Leafs A Fossil Of Metal Lyes Under Leafs Of Dirt
    2: Churches Of Wobbly Horse Tops Em All
    Caps Find That Darn Troops!

    • @voidanimations3121
      @voidanimations3121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’ll try and translate this Under stuff under leaves a fossil of metal lyes under leaves of dirt. Churches of wobbly horse top em all. Cap find that darn troop!

    • @voidanimations3121
      @voidanimations3121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      tried my best

    • @lisaschade6851
      @lisaschade6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Where the bell rings at noon

    • @lisaschade6851
      @lisaschade6851 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like Obi-one he is our only hope

    • @plutolunaplays
      @plutolunaplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whatthefrickingfrickitywhat?

  • @LiterallyMeRyanGosling-0
    @LiterallyMeRyanGosling-0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Sauce: that is hands down the most powerful unit in the game
    Me: unintended pun lol

  • @brendaturner6831
    @brendaturner6831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    DP: "When hope is gone, undo this lock, and send me forth, on a moonlit walk."
    ~Alucard Hellsing Abridged

    • @percyjackson3311
      @percyjackson3311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      So is SP Alexander?

    • @Brandon-ct8vo
      @Brandon-ct8vo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And when I'm freed,
      See how you fare
      You'll show your greed,
      Against bowl-cut hair

    • @savvythedivineyethuggable7493
      @savvythedivineyethuggable7493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Brandon-ct8vo God damn, this fanbase is full of poets.

  • @Randomguyest
    @Randomguyest 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Bomb on a stick: who are you?
    Barrel roller: I’m you but stronger

    • @banditskugow9903
      @banditskugow9903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      True

    • @Im_Marco
      @Im_Marco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *sad dynamite thrower noises*

    • @ashleycat4
      @ashleycat4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Im_Marco That's not a kamikaze unit.

    • @rudeboycthulhu
      @rudeboycthulhu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Im_MarcoSo tru. The dynamite thrower has a much bigger explosion than the bomb on a stick and still counts as a suicide bomber unit, so it should be honored as such.

    • @alexwrenproductions
      @alexwrenproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bomb on a stick:well atleast i can survive mine.
      Barrel roller:and thats what makes me more badass then you

  • @TransbianOwl
    @TransbianOwl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    Cap: "If we can hurt him we can kill him"
    Dark Peasant: *proceeds to get a black eye*

    • @shycat2167
      @shycat2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like a skimmed knee

    • @TransbianOwl
      @TransbianOwl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shycat2167 lets be honest, he probably only broke a nail.

    • @omegamecha7666
      @omegamecha7666 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TransbianOwl at most he got a slight headache

    • @Jermain-cz4bh
      @Jermain-cz4bh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@omegamecha7666 nah he just messed up his hair a bit at most

    • @tomwaterbury9527
      @tomwaterbury9527 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Jermain-cz4bh nope he just moved a bit

  • @alphonseelric9436
    @alphonseelric9436 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    If you ever feel that the dark peasant is hell, gain hope from the sound of the church bell.
    You thought you found all there is to see, look for rabbits in the shade of the tree.
    If this location brings tremendous worry, walk around the church for an unexpected journey.

    • @THG_thehumangod
      @THG_thehumangod 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "If this location brings tremendous worry, walk around the church for unexpected glory" sounds better a bit better, chief.

    • @alphonseelric9436
      @alphonseelric9436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@THG_thehumangod fair point

  • @GoogliEys
    @GoogliEys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    Title: The Unstoppable Dark Peasant
    Super Peasant: *laughing in the corner*

    • @theguywhoasked2352
      @theguywhoasked2352 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This needs more likes

    • @cherolyntaylor277
      @cherolyntaylor277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Naw false dark peasant can win if he gets stuck in the ground the super peasant cant do anything and the dark peasant will slam her till death

    • @alexfilatov1226
      @alexfilatov1226 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He can beat the dark peasant, but loses to super boxers and ice giants, so the dark peasant is better against other units but super peasant is better against one big unit

    • @cherolyntaylor277
      @cherolyntaylor277 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alexfilatov1226 lies neither can die to ice giants and super boxers

    • @kumaradev5939
      @kumaradev5939 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Super peasant can easily beat super boxer and ice giants you liar

  • @rambl1ngr0se
    @rambl1ngr0se 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    Heres a riddle for one:
    Down the tower, for all to see,
    A pair of bracelets there will be.
    And for an infinite number of bling,
    brace yourselves for the return of the king.

  • @timitthomas689
    @timitthomas689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    CaptainSauce: nothing can kill the dark peasant
    Super peasant: Am I a joke to you

    • @chrisdg700
      @chrisdg700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dont spoil it

    • @whatssuppification
      @whatssuppification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So true plus why did you spoil it

    • @plus6481
      @plus6481 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, after doing the fight between them, and super peasant beating him everytime unless if I add three, this video gets annoying.

    • @noob___
      @noob___ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@plus6481 or two
      I tried it

    • @vibezjohn9472
      @vibezjohn9472 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Captainsauce what is the point of dark peasant fighting like 100 super boxers it's pointless a super boxer have 5,500 health

  • @therawringdog6754
    @therawringdog6754 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Captainsauce: I dont want these video to be like really long
    Everyone: we do

    • @spoopy_dragon
      @spoopy_dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We need a 1 hour special after he gets the real strongest unit

    • @theoddtrashcan7104
      @theoddtrashcan7104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Master of Dragons that unit isn’t the strongest just cause he beats the dark peasant it’s by chance

  • @The_Artist_Official
    @The_Artist_Official 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I like how the dark peasant gets more powerful the more you use it. Sauce hasn’t even recognized the full power of the dark peasant!

    • @TheDoomKnite
      @TheDoomKnite ปีที่แล้ว

      hold the phone is that actually how it works....because that is awsome

    • @The_Artist_Official
      @The_Artist_Official ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheDoomKnite nah, that’s just Sauce discovering new abilities every time he uses it.

    • @TheDoomKnite
      @TheDoomKnite ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@The_Artist_Official I may be a dumb ass so thanks for clarifying

  • @عبدالرقيبالصيد
    @عبدالرقيبالصيد 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Captinsauce: dark peasent is my favourite unit
    Mammoth: sad fuzzy noises

  • @spiffycrat2413
    @spiffycrat2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Hints for units:
    Ding dong the Demon is dead
    A clump of the trunk and under the stump with give you the thump. By the wierd kid btw
    Follow, follow, follow the Yellow Brick Road

    • @norscored
      @norscored 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mega_Explosions I tried looking for the units on my own, and it took me like 15 or like 30 minutes to find them... I was looking in all the wrong places.

    • @persontheguyman223
      @persontheguyman223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ding dong reminds me of a bell something under a stump and yellow brick round sounds like its the farm but maybe wrong and the kid idk

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@persontheguyman223 I think he was saying he's the weird kid lol

    • @spiffycrat2413
      @spiffycrat2413 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      THIS IS SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO GAVE UP OR THOSE WHO DON'T LIKE RIDDLES
      Ding dong = church bell
      Clump of the trunk = Clump of trees
      Under the stump = Under the trees
      Weird kid = brocoli
      Yellow Brick road = road by church

    • @persontheguyman223
      @persontheguyman223 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mega_Explosions git some of those right like the bell stump

  • @noahlee9567
    @noahlee9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    10% of the video: actually finding units
    90% of the video: trying to defeat the dark peasant when there is an obvious answer when you find all the units.

    • @eggorr2132
      @eggorr2132 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Super peasant?

    • @plus6481
      @plus6481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@eggorr2132 yeah, it's an awesome fight. Like a full episode of dragon ball z.

    • @eggorr2132
      @eggorr2132 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      PplusNUT yeah

    • @spino650
      @spino650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@plus6481 I was about to do Super Peasant vs Dark Peasant but accidentally clicked on TF2 instead of TABS, TF2 crashed and I had to turn off my computer, my computer now won't turn on and I want to watch the battle when playing TABS and not through a TH-cam video

    • @lunalasmith8351
      @lunalasmith8351 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      there is another way to defeat the dark peasant I know because I did it

  • @emmisaryofgilameir1946
    @emmisaryofgilameir1946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dark peasant took "catch these hands"
    To not only a new level but a new dimension

  • @deltalord6969
    @deltalord6969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1282

    I wouldnt mind if these videos were like 30 minutes long or more just cause i really like watching you play this game.

  • @ytllama
    @ytllama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    CaptainSauce: Dark peasant Is The Best Unit In The Game!
    Another Powerful being within the update(no spoilers): Wtf did you say?

    • @jaxterthepenguinboy515
      @jaxterthepenguinboy515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Super pesent *cough cough *

    • @OceanMan100
      @OceanMan100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jaxter God damn it no spoilers

    • @kaysden
      @kaysden 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Super peasant is kinda equal to the dark peasant
      Super peasant is faster with higher DPS
      Dark peasant is tanky with a larger arsenal

    • @thelocaldumbash698
      @thelocaldumbash698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Laughs in tank

    • @ytllama
      @ytllama 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kaysden that's a good point, but try and do a 1v1 with them

  • @slabfred
    @slabfred 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "He's feelin' Slappy"
    -Cap 2020

  • @fancyduck7563
    @fancyduck7563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Captain sauce: we made him bleed!
    Dark peasent: all of that just for a drop of blood

  • @YourBoyTrue
    @YourBoyTrue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Hints: Looking down from up in my tower, I'm filled with the divinest power. Looking up to the trees from the hole down here, I'm a long used war machine that leaves the dead as smears. Here I lay with my hat upon my tomb, I hold eldritch knowledge which brings others to their doom.
    Please like so he sees.

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Roses are roses,
      Violets are blue,
      Your first poem is like moses,
      Your second one?
      Poo.

    • @YourBoyTrue
      @YourBoyTrue 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@Tyranitar. Thanks. Helped me come up with a better rhyme.

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@YourBoyTrue i said roses are roses that's as far from a stereotype as you can get

    • @wyattreno5113
      @wyattreno5113 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i think this might be a little better for verse two- keep part 1, but say- i am still here, and im ready (with/to get into) full gear

    • @YourBoyTrue
      @YourBoyTrue 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Tyranitar. Sorry.

  • @sundayjoyporrastaton3874
    @sundayjoyporrastaton3874 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Hint 1: I think I left my hat on a tree stump
    Hint 2: bury this machine in a hole!
    Hint 3: I think something is glowing from the church of the wobbly horse, but I can’t reach it
    Edit: 50 likes in 16 hours. Why?

    • @joshuakim2212
      @joshuakim2212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A few more hints 1: the stump was by a sign 2: isint there a hole in the middle of three trees? 3: I think the bell is broken, take a look at it

    • @goldenblazekane9473
      @goldenblazekane9473 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No the bell is super boxer super peasant is in the grave with his glowing gloves

    • @Potato49_Pog
      @Potato49_Pog 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yay yay clap clap

    • @monkeyking45
      @monkeyking45 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m at the same time it doesn’t matter if you have a super boxer when you got the dark peasant

    • @joshuakim2212
      @joshuakim2212 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Have you even watched his past Video of tabs? The bell IS the super peasant

  • @swaraajchadha8907
    @swaraajchadha8907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Captain: We made him bleed at least a little
    My brain cells for some reason: "Infinity war flashback": All that for a drop of blood?

    • @shadonovic
      @shadonovic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Haha! Same here!

    • @spacecheif3864
      @spacecheif3864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IF I BLEED I ONLY GET STRONGER!!

    • @yellowscarf8812
      @yellowscarf8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see 10000000000000000 million possibilities in 4 one new secret unit , mod , dark vs dark and bum rush him

    • @willcooper5389
      @willcooper5389 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh. Dark Peasant Vs Dark Peasant

    • @mtndew314
      @mtndew314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If it bleeds, we can kill it.

  • @aidenzhang6047
    @aidenzhang6047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I just love how he has a amazing youtube channel and you see him wearing cheap earbuds

    • @Sek11250
      @Sek11250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Meh at least he's not wasting money on expensive airpods

    • @DrivenZacy
      @DrivenZacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bot: WELL LOOKS LIKS HE NEEDS RAYCONS!!. Me: welp atleast he's not wasting money and constantly buying new earbuds

    • @jaidakhatun4568
      @jaidakhatun4568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DrivenZacy unlike jelly who breaks controllers almost daily (not anymore)

    • @JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r
      @JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Expensive doesn't mean good sounding. Those buds are the bare minimum for most people and to most they sound great

  • @uncertius4410
    @uncertius4410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Hint for some units:
    Check the ground where water might be, and don't let you get fooled below a tree.
    Where the clock rings, you might have some flying without wings.
    Reach out for an object to set it in swift motion, once it moved for long enough it ends in an explosion, the same will happen when you look, at a piece that never bacame a book.

    • @dangernoodle9882
      @dangernoodle9882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice waltz of the wizard reference

    • @DOGEKB
      @DOGEKB ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@dangernoodle9882its not supposed to be that

    • @dangernoodle9882
      @dangernoodle9882 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DOGEKB at the last line about an explosion its the exact same as the fireworks spell in waltz of the wizard. Another popular series that cap has done

  • @simspeak3274
    @simspeak3274 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Dark peasant: *Catches The millions of arrows coming at it*
    My Mind:”NOW THIS IS A AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT”

    • @nekial1017
      @nekial1017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thats y thors there to check how strong he really is

    • @luisfernandocaelhernandez9599
      @luisfernandocaelhernandez9599 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We need super peasant

    • @abel_exe9599
      @abel_exe9599 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@luisfernandocaelhernandez9599 we got one

    • @VexTheViolator
      @VexTheViolator ปีที่แล้ว

      @@abel_exe9599 they commented in 2020 you in 2023 something not adding up

    • @subhan5560
      @subhan5560 ปีที่แล้ว

      No

  • @trulyiris_u
    @trulyiris_u 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    For who knows for where a match for the ice giant might be, but all I know is a clump of trees. For a giant hole maybe, buried under trees. Yet you don’t know where this Unit might be.
    On the holy church of the horse, some weapon of gods is only allowed for peasants you see. The roof may be broken for the Pharaoh and the Weapon for the Pike, but a third hides in the church. A bell maybe? She is the only match for the strongest of evils. For who knows where this Unit is hiding.

    • @allthingsanime7413
      @allthingsanime7413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      finally hints the only name you ever said was pharoah and thats not that important of a unit

    • @Galaxe-du7mp
      @Galaxe-du7mp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bruh ik all but thats a bit too complicated

    • @copterinx0468
      @copterinx0468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@allthingsanime7413 Yeah these were great hints (riddle hints, I guess). Cap also already has the pharaoh.

    • @chaybrown39
      @chaybrown39 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ITS NOT A SHE

    • @copterinx0468
      @copterinx0468 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@chaybrown39 WHY THE ALL CAPS?

  • @LordPizza08
    @LordPizza08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The dark peasant
    *the man who speaks in hands
    *Gaster watching this*
    *„TH4T'5 MY L1N3!”

  • @bucket5783
    @bucket5783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    cap to dark peasant: would you rather fight some kids or-
    dark peasant: I wanna fight some kids
    cap: no that wasn't the ques
    dark peasant: those kids are gettin S L A P P E D

    • @LemonSaber
      @LemonSaber 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was think of that before the video came out.

    • @Seakobra
      @Seakobra 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that a revtrosity mention?

  • @leafylshere9204
    @leafylshere9204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In a wobbly church lies history but it’s no a mystery,
    he’s not so pleasant for the dark peasant,
    but now you know so you must go,
    find the bell that’s where fell.

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      roses are roses
      violets are blue
      moses is moses
      and your poem is poo

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xjt9036 it's a joke based on poems, also not what i actually think

  • @whalefacts5737
    @whalefacts5737 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    him useing his hands to block
    captinsauce : he's to op HANDS down
    the dark peasent starts chocking captin sauce

    • @justsomeone7883
      @justsomeone7883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Captain sauce official death 2020

  • @Frostflamethewolf
    @Frostflamethewolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Captainsauce the boxer will do great in this fight.
    Super boxer : thanks for the extra gloves guys I really need 900 more.

  • @zayneabdelmegid2740
    @zayneabdelmegid2740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Comment battle: The crew of Davy Jones:
    1 Reaper as Davy Jones
    1 Swordcaster as Maccus
    20 Skeleton Warriors as crew members
    1 Vampire as Jimmy Legs
    1 Ice Giant as the Krakken
    2 Shamans as Davy Jones's Locker.
    No insane legacy units or modded units. Also no ballista.

  • @stove3517
    @stove3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Hint of riddles:
    The ____ of the lake's lake dried up, and they planted four trees and filled it up.
    Follow the packed road to Gandalf's ride, where this unit is sure to hide.
    The church of the wobbly horse has three guardians, one of which allows the units to fight. Of the other two, they're yin and yang. You've found yin, now find yang. Yin was banished and buried, while yang was worshiped. Now it's time for yang to toll again, and fight yin. Even though it will probably win.
    Once you find them all, its time to fight. You've fought the other factions, time to do it again! Just pray that yin and yang don't fight you.

    • @keewffbywrhathrrd3603
      @keewffbywrhathrrd3603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yin is dark, yang is light, it should be the other way around

    • @stove3517
      @stove3517 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@keewffbywrhathrrd3603 thanks
      :( thought it was the other way around.

    • @TheUnknown-kw3fl
      @TheUnknown-kw3fl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stove3517 you still did pretty good.

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have all of the units and this still makes no sense

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like your hint

  • @wdf_skar
    @wdf_skar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “Their just gonna be whopping around their shaft trying to touch ‘Em with the tip”
    ~ CaptainSauce 2020 (3:05 timestamp)

    • @wdf_skar
      @wdf_skar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chrono CanineTM well, someone had to quote that

    • @wdf_skar
      @wdf_skar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nowaisssssssssssssssssssss3882 dude, I’ve been quoting CaptainSauce out of context so much that his name is in my autocorrect bar, a bunch of my comment on the channel are out of context quotes. You can find this out by tapping my name/profile if on mobile, and at the bottom is “comments on this channel” or something like that

    • @INNTW-
      @INNTW- ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@wdf_skardamn 100+ comments

    • @matthewboire6843
      @matthewboire6843 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And he is talking about rapters

  • @apelican5836
    @apelican5836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    The dark peasant in a nutshell:
    Units: your surrounded!
    DP: all I’m surrounded by is fear and dead men

    • @generalfloppa5798
      @generalfloppa5798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Units: I AM DEAD

    • @damianwolfe613
      @damianwolfe613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DP: I fear no creature but that thing. *shows any gamebreaking combo* It scares me.

    • @chancegonsalves172
      @chancegonsalves172 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @davidmckenzie9086
      @davidmckenzie9086 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vader reference!

    • @lalordpheonix7994
      @lalordpheonix7994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Super peasant: I hath beneath summoneth
      Also super peasant: now… WHO WOKE ME UPETH

  • @pIoopy
    @pIoopy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    “The Fight of the Gods”
    One Punch Man V.S. Dark Peasant

    • @pIoopy
      @pIoopy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh shoot just got to the part where he said he would fight against one punch man

    • @blueeye6693
      @blueeye6693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No saitama is too overpowered saitama vs the dark peasant and the super peasant

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no. super peasant

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@blueeye6693 no

    • @blueeye6693
      @blueeye6693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Tyranitar. yes

  • @mrfhd6227
    @mrfhd6227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Captainsauce: Get your mind out of the gutter.
    Me: You phrased it like that.

  • @drcubeface
    @drcubeface 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    hoplite: MY SPEAR IS THE LONGEST
    sarissa: WELL MY SPEAR IS WAY LONGER THEN YOUR
    pike: amateurs
    sarissa: WHAT DID YOU SAY PUNK?
    pike: AMATEURS

  • @kierangorman3052
    @kierangorman3052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I just realised that the dark peasant’s floating dark hands are the only hands in TABS with fingers on them!

    • @Void-l7f
      @Void-l7f 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Look at the first good character and look at its hands it has fingers holding the wife and I was holding but why does tabs say no You are not supposed to see this these characters have no fingers no life go away which doesn’t really make sense at all because how does it hold as weapons is that character holds its weapons do you realise that

  • @jessesmith6824
    @jessesmith6824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Ice giants:we got ya 20 to one!
    Dark peasant: I like those odds.

    • @jaydenalejandro4418
      @jaydenalejandro4418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tis but a scratch

    • @spoopy_dragon
      @spoopy_dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dark peasant: All I’m surrounded by is fear and dead men....

  • @ragingpros3755
    @ragingpros3755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    When Cap Feels like a literall God
    LandFall : No No No i dont think so

    • @ExieusedOverWrite
      @ExieusedOverWrite 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Poofesure and Wii Party Master:
      You think I’m a robot?!

  • @عبدالرقيبالصيد
    @عبدالرقيبالصيد 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Captinsauce: dark peasent is HANDS down the strongest unit
    super peasent: hold ma beer

  • @Shade_box
    @Shade_box 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Dark peasant: "This is HANDS down the strongest unit in the game" 11:01

  • @heatherlenson812
    @heatherlenson812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    “I never thought that a hobo with a bull cut can be that terrifying”

  • @thesauceman2529
    @thesauceman2529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The one question on all of our minds:
    What would happen when a Dark Peasant fought a Dark Peasant.

    • @enragedbyeverything
      @enragedbyeverything 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the dark peasants would die

    • @frederick0709
      @frederick0709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Problem is. Where to find the super peasant? As we know. The super peasant can go super sonic levels of fast. Like one punch could kill any unit. Even giants. Its only the dark peasant where he would go all out 'consecutive normal punches' or 'ORA ORA ORA' and then kill him.

    • @samwinger6155
      @samwinger6155 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Saitama vs dark peasent

    • @slipperysoda6189
      @slipperysoda6189 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did this and one got choke slammed through the map

    • @galacticpotato6678
      @galacticpotato6678 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did this and it never ended

  • @Roseglassgoth
    @Roseglassgoth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    One may visit the Shirer when one finds Gandalf’s hat he lost it somewhere on yonder Path
    Where a lumberjack once rest. One may pray when my bell’s call I’m the one to save you all.
    it is you whom must free me from my final resting place in a hole under a tree near the place that used to ring.
    Have fun. please like my riddle

    • @galacticpotato6678
      @galacticpotato6678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You get a gold star! If I had gold stars that is, which I don’t so instead you get praise from a potato

    • @PuppyMaster504
      @PuppyMaster504 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is it a secret unit?

  • @vbadimothebadassjackass8011
    @vbadimothebadassjackass8011 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    CaptainSauce's "Oh what?!": 9:18 and 10:32 and "What the hell?!": 12:08

  • @Sable1991
    @Sable1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Captain Sauce: "Oh, the dark peasant is back..."
    Me: "He's here to throw hands?"
    Captain Sauce: "...and he's feeling slappy"

    • @PsychoticMusic64
      @PsychoticMusic64 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      y̸̩̯̜͖͎̖͕͉̥̖͖͚̜̜̜͂̌̄̇̇̓̏̌͑̑͑̋̑͘͝e̶̡̬͕̞̹̯͉͚̩̤̽̊̉́͆̆̏͒̂͛̈̒̉̿͘ͅs̴̘͔̟̗͈̫͓̲̼̲̪̿̌̆̋̈̒̍͘ͅ ̷̡͕̘͔̮̗̔̃̔́̇͋̃̈́̍́͌̈́y̸̡̫̍̈̆̊̓͋̿͛̿̚͜͝e̸̺̹̠̻̝̝̙̭̘̙͒̃̓̃͝ ̷̲̬̮͔̼̫̟̤̍̄s̶̢̞̬̝͉͎̭̬̦̰͐̐̈́̚ ̶̡̡̯̙̺̣̞̱̺͌̏̈́̌ỳ̶̢̡̝͎̥̲̞̮̱̤̜̤́̽̒́͒͌͘ŝ̸̡̧̟̯̳̣͙̘̼͖̳̫͕͈̊̏͛͊̓͗͂̃̏̾̉̚ ̴͓̹̪̦͗͐͌̍̄̓̽̄̕ͅy̶̺̦͉̝̞̫̜̪͓͇̹͋̽̎̓͗͋̆̚Ȅ̸̳̘̺̜̼̣̝̗̰̝̤̿͂Ś̵̱͚̅͒͘ ̶̭̦͉͈͚̮̤͔̍̂͊Y̸̧͈͎̱̱̬̝̮̹̦̖͇̜͐̀̀͂̒̓͗͑͌̽̕͝͠ͅȄ̷̡̛̥̫̜̱̠̂̓̕S̶̛͍̱̰̘̳͎͎͖̦̮̝̪̱̝͌͊̓̑̃͌͊̾́͊ ̷͖̭̱̲̬̠̇̇́̐̓͌̊̍́̔͌͂͠͝Ÿ̸̛͖̹̩͉̾̏È̸̯̱̤̖̬͎̳̙͍̯̐ͅS̸̡̙̺͕͓͉̲̗̤̀͜ ̸̨̢̡̡̛̗͔̹̮̦͍͎͍̱̠̌̽͆̀̂͂͌̐̈̅͠͠Y̷͓͓͍̝̗̗̣̗̤͖̰̳͇̥̘̽͂̊͝ ̵̘̿̈́̏̒̓̾̚͝͝E̷̘͖̜̽̐͋̀̈́̾͒͘ ̶̨̼̞͓̜̺̈́͜͝S̵̬̅̒͛̒̊̉͝ ̶̳̜̤͌̔́̀͒͘͝ ̶͍̮̞̾͑̈́̏́̏ͅY̸̨̤͚̼͗́͜ ̸̢̡̯̹͓̺̺̭̳̖͈̍̏̓̔͜͝͝ͅÉ̶̞̰̗̝̲͎̲͙͐́͆̄̓̾̀̄̒́̍͒͝͠ ̵̡̡̱̗̜̯͖̭͉̠̜̥̍͊̌͛̿͜S̶̡̨̪̹̯͓͙͂̉͆́̒̀͂̀̎̓ ̵̬̩̻͚̩̭̖͕͈̬͐̌̑̆͆̌̈́͛͌̒̽ͅ ̷̡͉̹̩͎̙̌̎̏̃̒̌̄͝Ÿ̴̨͉̳̼͍͓͕͙̠͕̲́̋̐͒͌̾͜͝ ̵̧̨̻̯͈̫͔̘͚̞̭̯̦̈́̐̈́̿̔̿͂͂̈́͘̚͠͝͠͝Ě̴͙̾̎̑̏̈̀̓͜͝͝͠ ̷̡̧̳̳̳͇̦͔̭̲͔̆͋̓̀̇͂̈́̐͗̚͝͝S̸͈͙̀͛̆̓͝ ̸̢̫͇̪̦̙̫̪̿͆͊̾͋̂͐́̓͜͠͠

    • @mrnegative3419
      @mrnegative3419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@PsychoticMusic64 whats with the yeses

    • @contagion9861
      @contagion9861 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      His answer is yes, and you know it lmao

  • @royyoo8095
    @royyoo8095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Captain Sauce: Finds Dark Peasant
    Me: YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH

    • @femboyfetishist4943
      @femboyfetishist4943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I r hapy twu

    • @cade9282
      @cade9282 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i love the dark peasant

    • @angiehunt6478
      @angiehunt6478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Also Captin Sauce: He is felling slappy

    • @rudeboycthulhu
      @rudeboycthulhu 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@angiehunt6478 *feeling

    • @angiehunt6478
      @angiehunt6478 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@rudeboycthulhu i know my spelling is horrible, alright?

  • @alienbaca9181
    @alienbaca9181 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Hint 1: next to a cart I have died. on a tree trunk is where my hat resides.
    Hint 2: don't look high you must look low. A tree is where I am below.
    Hint 3: hear the bell there I fly. Went to close and said goodbye.

  • @jumpman2916
    @jumpman2916 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Captin S: I think he lost a little bit of health their...
    Dark peasant:"all that....for a drop of blood"

  • @ItsYaBoi418
    @ItsYaBoi418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +268

    When you find the super peasant, try him against the dark peasant. The super peasant is the stronger of the two now.

    • @ItsYaBoi418
      @ItsYaBoi418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Also, Thor can use lightning to block some ranged attacks.

    • @butwhy7138
      @butwhy7138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But super peasant is best in damage not healrh

    • @jgrgaming1630
      @jgrgaming1630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He has the super peasant

    • @Exocool
      @Exocool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jackernot ???? Do u mean the super boxer?

    • @dewannabe8845
      @dewannabe8845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stop spoiling

  • @jaakkohaapasalo1873
    @jaakkohaapasalo1873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    7:36
    Everyone: endgame was the biggest cross ov-
    Me: cap saying no-no square
    PS: use the bug tools and shoot stuff inside the dark pesants hand bubble
    And one punch can't kill him, but a secret unit somewhere near the holy church of the wobly horse that can kill him in about. . . 0.1 seconds

    • @thediamondgamer1022
      @thediamondgamer1022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The tonk?

    • @rookminebruh474
      @rookminebruh474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The super peasant?

    • @legomyeggo4121
      @legomyeggo4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes the super peasent i tried it myself.

    • @half-blindentity9846
      @half-blindentity9846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Where is the super peasant

    • @rookminebruh474
      @rookminebruh474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Trainerzakthesteelix Pokémon in the church tower, there’s a window where the shutters are broken. You’ll find him in there

  • @xpjay378
    @xpjay378 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    TH-cam: no comments here!
    The comment section: I beg to differ.
    Edit: I don’t usually do this because I don’t usually get this many likes, and I know 75 isn’t much, but it’s my most liked comment! So thank you to the 75 people who thought this comment was like worthy! You made my day that much better, and I hope yours is good to!

    • @hunkleburg7384
      @hunkleburg7384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hint: de church top of tippety top to theres another hole by the way this unit might make blast to space

  • @ugaballidap1507
    @ugaballidap1507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hint 1:Within the Church of the wobbly horse is where rest a power that was once inferior against the dark pesant many years ago but now it has not only come for justice but REVENGE
    Hint 2:hidden away in a hole is a gigantic steel thing that now rest in the hole it was neglected and sold but beware because its not that old
    Hint 3:in the ally camps lies a flag that will your range units to not be a stupid
    Hint 4:in the enemy camp lies a flag that makes the wobbly horse even more wobbly
    Hint 5:somewhere in the grass lies a hat of a great magic maker a long time ago

  • @amorlove1976
    @amorlove1976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Oh, the dark peasant is back and he's feeling slappy"
    -captainsauce 2020

  • @marlonsmiracle9092
    @marlonsmiracle9092 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    0:15 Captain sauce: oh the dark peasant is back And he’s feeling slappy slapping intensifies.

  • @sirpugsalot7459
    @sirpugsalot7459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I learned something even with units can’t die on the dark peasant *THROWS UNITS THROUGH THE GROUND* to win!

    • @carlitojuegos
      @carlitojuegos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Grammar

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Translation: I learned something, even when "units can't die (From the DLC pack)" is on, the dark peasant will throw peasants through the ground in order to win

    • @shortyextreme1
      @shortyextreme1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Athiest Messiah, it confused me a lot when you said (DLC pack), it would have made more sense, if you would have said legion

    • @mewxtherealitygod4706
      @mewxtherealitygod4706 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH MY GOD.... they finally did it... they listened to my thoughts... one punch man will fall

    • @coltonbates629
      @coltonbates629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shortyextreme1 No, from the pack you can download where you get god powers, such as making fireworks big

  • @itstrategist6110
    @itstrategist6110 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    3:35 Fred doesn't even look like he's there. The units next to him have their weapons but then Fred's weapon is just, there.

  • @noahlee9567
    @noahlee9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    Hey cap, try doing catapults vs the dark peasant. Something funny happens

    • @Froggy67823
      @Froggy67823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      or one of the dark age demons, or one punch man! We've never seen him use any of them in a long time, interestingly!

    • @samuelarlt3393
      @samuelarlt3393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I put my money on one punch man

    • @samuelarlt3393
      @samuelarlt3393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dark paesent will die

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait so the catapult does explode and can kill it?

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hau Ching Wong ok lol

  • @Thegoldenringsyt
    @Thegoldenringsyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    The dark peasant has the god hand ability from the bug DLC

    • @m.arkaannafi9101
      @m.arkaannafi9101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I see that

    • @warlocksunited2e580
      @warlocksunited2e580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's not the official bug DLC that's a mod it's the god powers mod, loads of youtubers use it

    • @Thegoldenringsyt
      @Thegoldenringsyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@warlocksunited2e580 actually it is the real dlc, i mean that's where the white hand thing appears, i might be confused tho

    • @warlocksunited2e580
      @warlocksunited2e580 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Thegoldenringsyt no your correct I was mistaken, it WAS a mod but then landfall created their own version and made it official, I did some research, I didn't know they made their own one until your comment prompted me to do some research so thank you to you good sir, you have a mighty fine day

    • @Thegoldenringsyt
      @Thegoldenringsyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@warlocksunited2e580 thanks, right back at ya!

  • @bathtubmeggee7751
    @bathtubmeggee7751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “All that for a drop of blood?”
    Try tornadoes against the dark peasant

    • @crazybrowexists
      @crazybrowexists 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      im gonna try that rn

    • @phantomy2034
      @phantomy2034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Almost every unit will be taken out by the dark peasant. The only one that can beat the dark peasant in a "fair" fight is the super peasant.
      Something that CaptainSauce didn't show was that the dark peasant will throw catapult boulders and bullets back.

    • @ramelite5399
      @ramelite5399 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jamar Anderson he is gonna laugh so hard when he finds out

    • @keek267
      @keek267 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I like your profile pick

    • @TheGibusDemo
      @TheGibusDemo 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Jamar Anderson
      From what I’ve found, the super peasant just throws the dark peasant under the map.

  • @lalordpheonix7994
    @lalordpheonix7994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:48 that one bearer in the side: *aight I’m out*

  • @omegaarcher4388
    @omegaarcher4388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    CaptainSauce,there is a way to defeat the dark peasent using ordinary units, but its a doozy
    From my testing, giants are the best meatshield against him, while THOR, with his lightning strike from the skies, can damage him
    Holding the thors back with the banner and using giants, it IS possible to kill him
    Altho, the game will turn into Powerpoint Presentation, it is, in theory, runable

    • @cuno115
      @cuno115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huh, interesting

    • @noahlee9567
      @noahlee9567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol his computer will melt before the lightning even strikes

    • @RealElevenTimes
      @RealElevenTimes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Super peasant can kill him with ez too.

    • @toxicplayer2275
      @toxicplayer2275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Heh all you need is the ultimate being

    • @LiterallyMe459
      @LiterallyMe459 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just use super peasant. No computer explosions, no insanity

  • @nikebellend
    @nikebellend 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    18:15 I almost spit out my drink laughing at that, I seriously thought the boxer would have stood a chance

    • @iamthespy3844
      @iamthespy3844 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boxer: ha ha slap
      Chieftain: BONK

  • @adampontarolo3582
    @adampontarolo3582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Night of knights
    25 knights
    20 squires
    20 archers
    3 priest
    1 king (holy)

  • @boopsboops7692
    @boopsboops7692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    fun fact from the future
    I tried to make an anti dark peasant in the unit creator. I used the Ice king sword and an invincible unit (infinate health) and most importantly, I made him focus his own team (You can make your character target the enemy or the closest friend or the most expensive friend) And it turns out that hitting the dark peasent has a thorns effect. The ice king sword (that instantly freeses units) froze its wielder when it hit the dark peasentwhile the dark peasent dident freeze at all

  • @Aetherius_TheGentlemanRat
    @Aetherius_TheGentlemanRat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    The dark peasant can also grab the catapult's boulder and trowthem back at the enemy.

  • @skeem2167
    @skeem2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    If you want to beat the dark peasant then “consult the church of the wobbily goes” *cough cough* hint hint

    • @redplanettrees8284
      @redplanettrees8284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gamingboy567 How long did it take you to find this unit

    • @skeem2167
      @skeem2167 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Drake Louv like a few mins I looked around the entire place when it came out

  • @commenteee7291
    @commenteee7291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    FUN FACT: after running some tests, and a whole lot of impaling, I’ve found out that 30 pikes can half the health of the super peasant

    • @bub1444
      @bub1444 ปีที่แล้ว

      60 pikes should end him.

  • @mitchtange8029
    @mitchtange8029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3:29 “ I don’t think your gonna be able to slap someone who’s strong enough to tame a dinosaur. “
    Ark players: am I a joke to you?

    • @declanziolkowski
      @declanziolkowski 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Those guys don't look like therizinos to me

  • @tk0134
    @tk0134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I am so happy this is happening right now I needed something fun edit: we always call him cap but he never wears one (I know cap is short for captainsauce)

    • @alexwrenproductions
      @alexwrenproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      What about cap sau

    • @alexwrenproductions
      @alexwrenproductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sence cap is just the first 3 letters of captain then sauce whould be sau

    • @tk0134
      @tk0134 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see but like sau doesn’t have like, a ring to it

  • @noidontwantit
    @noidontwantit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    18:14 Lol the boxer got insta-killed like the boxer tried to land a punch on the cheiftain and the cheiftain barely dodged it maybe he hit a bit but he literally rekt the boxer with the perfect counter-attack.

  • @LordWafflePizza
    @LordWafflePizza 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    CaptainSauce knows about the no no square..

  • @arielblue4101
    @arielblue4101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Captain: if I can't hurt you, I will break you
    11:35

  • @bonyfax2345
    @bonyfax2345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Dark peasant be like:
    No no, don’t shoot me here
    Thsi is my no-no sphere

  • @MoyaMethod
    @MoyaMethod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Here is a hint: “Did we leave a CRATER”?!
    check under the tree and you will find me
    Hint 2: ding dong ring ring 12:00pm
    Hint 3: you’ve stumped me
    Hint 4: you gotta look for more!
    Hint: 5 I’ve dug myself into a deapper hole haven’t I?
    (Hind 4 is not a real hint just rhymes)
    69 likes (nice)

    • @legomyeggo4121
      @legomyeggo4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To not rhyme is a crime.

    • @MoyaMethod
      @MoyaMethod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m trying to rhyme but running out of time I’ll make sure to try if I fail The gods will leave me out to dry

    • @rocketg6651
      @rocketg6651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wtf was the point of this?

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *explosion noise intensifies*

    • @MoyaMethod
      @MoyaMethod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAFSA HANEEF you did not rhyme and as we all know that’s a terrible crime you have been cought because you had such a thought to disgraceful and untastful that the TH-cam authorites had been told of this horrendus comment much like mold grows in damp cold tatsles places and is left us with the most unpleasant faces. GOOD DAY SIR!

  • @The_Anomaly3114
    @The_Anomaly3114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Hint one - All praise the church of the wobbly horse
    Hint two - Alright then keep your secrets
    Hint three - Under a tree be World War Three

    • @pickminninja1841
      @pickminninja1841 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob McCord I understand 1 and 3 but what does 2 reference (I have all the legacy units and halfway through it’s campaign)

    • @radrad1016
      @radrad1016 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *G A N D A L F*

    • @legomyeggo4121
      @legomyeggo4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gandalf the grey from lord pf da rings.

    • @legomyeggo4121
      @legomyeggo4121 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the hobbit to i guess.

    • @The_Anomaly3114
      @The_Anomaly3114 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pickminninja1841 look up the meme

  • @kevingriffith870
    @kevingriffith870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Captain: dark peasant is the most op unit
    Super peasant: let me introduce myself

    • @Algous1
      @Algous1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This was before the super peasant