Eating A Cow Without Hurting It

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  • @yoavjm4651
    @yoavjm4651 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32318

    -He has never clickbaited us.
    -He credits his sources.
    -He gets straight to the point.
    -He isn't a sellout.
    -He doesn't beg us to subscribe.
    -He doesn't violently bludgeon us with avertisements of other social media platform that he uses.
    Ladies and Gents. I believe we have found the Perfect TH-cam Channel

    • @raflary
      @raflary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +482

      *perfect after PewDiePie

    • @pkyt2458
      @pkyt2458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +332

      Shut up

    • @fbi3233
      @fbi3233 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

      In the past 30 seconds I have seen 17 of these

    • @dinh6327
      @dinh6327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      He does clickbait
      Edit: if you see his most popular some vids are misleading titles. Fo example the very old turtle video

    • @hello-hb1ll
      @hello-hb1ll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yep

  • @Nuthzable
    @Nuthzable 4 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Rememberer when Dwight said he invented a device that allows him to extract meat from a horse without killing it? We all laughed at him. Well who's laughing now?

    • @Eli-vx6xv
      @Eli-vx6xv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaooo

    • @gummypoppa
      @gummypoppa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      who’s Dwight?

    • @NoobNoobNews
      @NoobNoobNews 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@gummypoppa The guy who figured out how to extract meat from a horse without killing it.

    • @ZachAttack-fy5dl
      @ZachAttack-fy5dl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah dude I commented that (not saying your stealing, I’m fine with it) it was at Pam and Jim’s wedding and he was telling the Isabel he had 9 and 3/4 horses.

    • @JosueDeerFox
      @JosueDeerFox 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      me

  • @12_eyes41
    @12_eyes41 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2358

    Plot twist: The cows haven’t eaten their snickers and therefore they’re not themselves

  • @HighTher3
    @HighTher3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I love opossums. Such awesome creatures. I know a lot of people think they're ugly but I think they're cute

    • @gundamloverjk
      @gundamloverjk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      the toothy smile tho

    • @AnthonyThings
      @AnthonyThings 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I love their fluff

    • @Optimusprimemews
      @Optimusprimemews 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      They r cute when they are not trying to eat your flesh 😊

    • @mantasma9024
      @mantasma9024 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Me too

    • @SethsNewChannel
      @SethsNewChannel 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Agreed.

  • @adammascarenhas7837
    @adammascarenhas7837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    “Imagine waking up and seeing this view everyday”
    *Looking at the dog instead*

  • @erikr695
    @erikr695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47905

    Cannibal: “So can human cells also be turned into meat? I’m asking for a friend.”

  • @DDayDG
    @DDayDG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9769

    That’s 1 step closer to humans being able to regenerate.

    • @doublearon1073
      @doublearon1073 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Oh dam

    • @elmonte4113
      @elmonte4113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      OML- lets!!

    • @mio-mx2qx
      @mio-mx2qx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      we can finally commit cannabalism without being a murderer

    • @frogger133
      @frogger133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      We already regenerate...

    • @XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev
      @XENOS_Indie_Game_Dev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Looking forward to immortality and disease immunity.

  • @karisbumgardner52
    @karisbumgardner52 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    for anyone wondering, the last clip of the dude with the drone: he is sitting on something called "giants causeway." it is a natural landform off of the nothern coast of ireland that was created by lava inching towards the coast and that turning into those columns when the lava met the water. they all have 5-7 sides and some reach 300 feet.

  • @hmm7808
    @hmm7808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1608

    Scientist: *does something revolutionary
    People: look at that kitty kat

    • @marbsj9633
      @marbsj9633 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      media in a nutshell, sleeping on the real stuff

    • @heirofthenazareen3812
      @heirofthenazareen3812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ROTFL! :-) We need kitty kats.

    • @cygnuscraft9544
      @cygnuscraft9544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well yeah did you see the cat?

    • @centauria9122
      @centauria9122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Cow bites the cat's tail*

    • @teedahbluedee
      @teedahbluedee 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m ur 1k like

  • @zachj8101
    @zachj8101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3118

    First clip takes the meaning of “No animals were hurt in the making of this video” to a literal level.

    • @bucketshoe
      @bucketshoe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah lol

    • @hannahbanana613
      @hannahbanana613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      But would it taste good?

    • @AngstyBiyoshii
      @AngstyBiyoshii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@hannahbanana613 depends.

    • @mrdetective1992
      @mrdetective1992 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait but they took some blood by injection

    • @dulguunmunkhbayar6263
      @dulguunmunkhbayar6263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hannahbanana613 this meat tastes the best and it is so expensive

  • @soup6381
    @soup6381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2195

    Plot twist: the scientist was creating obsidian for his nether portal

    • @Riixtard
      @Riixtard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Holy shit dont i dont want demon to come to my house

    • @zaneyoshikawa-heilpern8523
      @zaneyoshikawa-heilpern8523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Mr.Peanut zombie pigman*

    • @kewlluv7284
      @kewlluv7284 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      noni?!-

    • @illegalcqt3856
      @illegalcqt3856 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      same

    • @aaronsheoran6918
      @aaronsheoran6918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@zaneyoshikawa-heilpern8523 They don't exist anymore. Piglins and zombie piglins replaced them

  • @detestabledumpling8938
    @detestabledumpling8938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    That final video of Iceland does not do it justice. Even if you think that it looks cool, it is 10 times more amazing in person.

    • @jamescook2412
      @jamescook2412 ปีที่แล้ว

      What place is it in Ireland?

    • @Andromeda_GALaxy48
      @Andromeda_GALaxy48 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i wonder how those rock formations are made

    • @thebigcheese192
      @thebigcheese192 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@jamescook2412 iceland not ireland

  • @toga4900
    @toga4900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Imagine talking to our grandkids in 60 years “you know there was once a time where animals had to die in order for us to eat them”

    • @leo-yf9rw
      @leo-yf9rw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Maybe that time will come, but yet, we have to kill them. But it should be done without stress or pain, yes there is a method to do so.

    • @joshuagross3151
      @joshuagross3151 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      And then your grandkids reply with: "Gran, you're confused again. We still do that."

    • @umarb7325
      @umarb7325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      wont change much. farms will get their hands on that technology to produce ten times the meat

    • @angryboi801
      @angryboi801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@leo-yf9rw thats how they do it tho

    • @geraldacheampong4321
      @geraldacheampong4321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I swear this comment just had 96 likes-

  • @floofywoofer2086
    @floofywoofer2086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2421

    Teacher: what do you wanna be when you grow up?
    Kid: A lava collector.

    • @newtsbomber2088
      @newtsbomber2088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kevthefurrygamer
      Same tho

    • @silverr5155
      @silverr5155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That would be cool

    • @exoevo8555
      @exoevo8555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@fishgarbage16 very simple to be a lava collector, put 3 iron in a crafting bench and find a lava pool. No need for some education.

    • @pozotos1918
      @pozotos1918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a scientist you mean smartass?!

    • @jasonllorente6818
      @jasonllorente6818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nicesuu
      Shhhhh, nobody needs to hear your thoughts.

  • @thecrabbowithastabbo7370
    @thecrabbowithastabbo7370 4 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    cmon he isn gonna study the lava...
    my man is just trying to build his nether portal

    • @tenji1995
      @tenji1995 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Why is he mixing the water bucket with lava

    • @joho1095
      @joho1095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@tenji1995 Its a new trick so you don't have to mine the obsidian block. You just make it in the bucket

    • @louiewya
      @louiewya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      this comment deserves more likes

    • @_awkwardness_5884
      @_awkwardness_5884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joho1095 he placed the lava on top of the water though that's why the obsidian wasn't formed probably, what a noob am I right

    • @louiewya
      @louiewya 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      •Minti_Mochiii• exactly what i said

  • @hansdavis7335
    @hansdavis7335 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "I could just eat you up" in a literal sense without it being disturbing.

  • @RikoClawzer
    @RikoClawzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    When he said "imagine waking up to a view like this" i agree, the dog was very eye catching

    • @rottingpigskins7080
      @rottingpigskins7080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I like your pfp

    • @jitty7925
      @jitty7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Imagine stealing a comment

    • @renee_whispee
      @renee_whispee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jitty it was really two different comments

    • @sparkyyoutube9391
      @sparkyyoutube9391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When I found this comment that part played

    • @purehype7856
      @purehype7856 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah ,I was the 🐕

  • @cheesynuggets
    @cheesynuggets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    00:55 He's not collecting samples, he's making obsidian for his nether portal.

    • @flightsailer
      @flightsailer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @viruspyt
      @viruspyt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      cheesynuggets Some dude copies your comment and got more likes :(
      Now this guy has more likes :)

    • @picklejuice6699
      @picklejuice6699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol I was about to say that

    • @gamervirus359
      @gamervirus359 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ahh yes a man of culture

    • @Summacide
      @Summacide 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He needs that new armour

  • @bringbackbomber7io110
    @bringbackbomber7io110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1728

    The possum is a creature whose defense mechanism is an anxiety attack

    • @Not_Aran8276
      @Not_Aran8276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片,在香港这座城市的设计数点结合的走私服务是因为穷,不能理解其他妈的。

    • @joemamaisfat
      @joemamaisfat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Same here bud

    • @ck7993
      @ck7993 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      then im a furry i guess

    • @tootart8858
      @tootart8858 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      middle school girls when they don't get there way

    • @dianeregus4474
      @dianeregus4474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      middle school girls when they don't get their way

  • @cake5627
    @cake5627 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Imagine if you were having a family dinner and the meat just started moving

    • @JamesEllis-k9h
      @JamesEllis-k9h 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Worse if it’s mooving

  • @redyoshi6554
    @redyoshi6554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2912

    Fun fact: Possums aren't pretending, they are fully unconscious, as they get so stressed out that they knock themselves out.

  • @BushVFX
    @BushVFX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +790

    “He’s collecting lava to research later”
    Him: *creating obsidian*

    • @MrCoffeeCrisp_
      @MrCoffeeCrisp_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Quit lying, he’s making cobblestone, lava going on water = cobblestone

    • @PotatoPizza420
      @PotatoPizza420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Mr CoffeeCrisp but he’s putting the lava into the water... when you put lava into the flowing water it turns into obsidian

    • @tndmliamgaming6265
      @tndmliamgaming6265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@PotatoPizza420 but it isn't flowing

    • @Hjonks4627
      @Hjonks4627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tndmliamgaming6265 so cobblestone

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why can’t we say that he is making both

  • @shoggy3890
    @shoggy3890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19079

    "Eating a cow without hurting it"
    Vegans: *I've won, but at what cost*

    • @archermadsen2028
      @archermadsen2028 4 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      What?

    • @kk-qu1zc
      @kk-qu1zc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +965

      @@archermadsen2028 what dont you get?

    • @brock8061
      @brock8061 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Pathetic Dwight Schrute made a machine like that years ago

    • @SeeTea13
      @SeeTea13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +562

      Vegans don't eats product comes from an anima-
      Hol up

    • @letmetellyouabouttheconsti139
      @letmetellyouabouttheconsti139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      It costed money to buy a cow then get the cells and eat it

  • @dragonix8527
    @dragonix8527 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Legends say those ants are still trying to drag that ladybug off to this day.

  • @drnolon
    @drnolon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +772

    Jesus I was expecting that opossum to bite him any second..

    • @emcrectangled
      @emcrectangled 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      yeah it started showing it's teeth

    • @mattsupertramp6506
      @mattsupertramp6506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      They don't bite, it's a bluff

    • @Dustinlove102
      @Dustinlove102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Matt Supertramp
      “GET YOUR OPOSSUM”
      “He don’t bite”
      “YeS hE Do”

    • @maxis_playz9911
      @maxis_playz9911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      drnolon they don’t control when they wake up, it natural they do it when they are in danger. He woke up I’m guessing unless he got ran over

    • @jesuschrist-kl6eo
      @jesuschrist-kl6eo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone said Jesus?

  • @julian5553
    @julian5553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2809

    20 years later: how to eat a cow which doesn’t even exist

    • @mohata605
      @mohata605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      I replied to this comment when it had 0 likes

    • @mohata605
      @mohata605 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      More like 500 years later

    • @AdamSmith-qu5bv
      @AdamSmith-qu5bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      "How to hurt a cow without eating it"

    • @GoUpv13
      @GoUpv13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@AdamSmith-qu5bv support milk industry xd

    • @mrhackerman1595
      @mrhackerman1595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Very possible

  • @justduit1090
    @justduit1090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    2020: Eating a cow without hurting it
    2100: Eating a cow without eating

  • @redditmanufactory
    @redditmanufactory ปีที่แล้ว +6

    if i always woke up to that view i would never be stressed

  • @carmelaalapide4552
    @carmelaalapide4552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    Scientist: *puts lava and water in the bucket at the same time*
    Minecraft players: *_That's illegal_*

    • @coliando7380
      @coliando7380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I liked this comment so that you could get 69 likes

    • @dxx000
      @dxx000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@coliando7380 you are good person

    • @naomakimura
      @naomakimura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ssinz is my life and he put it in there with a netherite pickaxe

    • @doge2629
      @doge2629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't bring that minecraft shit into here. Ffs. Stay away

    • @raptorzilla0710
      @raptorzilla0710 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Bucket of obsidian

  • @Pipopipopi_123
    @Pipopipopi_123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1403

    "Imagine waking up and looking at a view like this--"
    Me: Looks at puppy

    • @iambumbo7534
      @iambumbo7534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      priorities straight

    • @k.m7381
      @k.m7381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same lol

    • @lpsharmony7910
      @lpsharmony7910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      *epicly kicks dog off the balcony*

    • @Cvpidsarrcw.
      @Cvpidsarrcw. 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      HEHEHEHEEHHEEHEHEHEH

    • @safinhh8312
      @safinhh8312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      TH-cam Monitouring Program
      no

  • @Isaac-sf9oq
    @Isaac-sf9oq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2757

    The guy collecting lava must be like “this isn’t as easy as Minecraft”

    • @giulianoo983
      @giulianoo983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      😂 We planted vegetables in our garden yesterday. But we had to remove all the roots and shit first. Wasn’t as easy as in minecraft either.

    • @Inkypencil22
      @Inkypencil22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@giulianoo983 r/nobodyasked

    • @MCPEAnthony
      @MCPEAnthony 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @MCPEAnthony
      @MCPEAnthony 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@Inkypencil22 I seen woooosh
      But never seen someone did this lmao

    • @dusscode
      @dusscode 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Inkypencil prick.

  • @CasualLemmonJuice
    @CasualLemmonJuice ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did you know that possums don’t actually play possum they actually just get scared and faint

  • @jwhrjpg
    @jwhrjpg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +625

    lava to be studied later? nah he's just gathering obsidian for his nether portal

    • @natalia-ge1bv
      @natalia-ge1bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      underrated comment

    • @whywhy8276
      @whywhy8276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      yeah, gotta see that new nether update brothers!

    • @bud1221
      @bud1221 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Minecraft is gay
      It's still gay
      I'm joking obviously

    • @richyflamingo6156
      @richyflamingo6156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      BuT tHaTs nOt HoW yOu CoLlEcT oBsIdIaN aNd NeThEr Is OnLy In MiNeCrAfT

    • @gooppixel
      @gooppixel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WHY? WHY!?!??! The new update is really cool. I can’t wait for what’s next for Minecraft

  • @ElZik3r
    @ElZik3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2701

    So... Minecraft wasn't wrong at all, you can actually hold lava in a bucket

    • @hellothere3270
      @hellothere3270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      But minecraft was wrong about lava turning into obsidian when touching the water

    • @Androidy
      @Androidy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@hellothere3270 But it was turning into obsidian¡ !¡ ¹1!!!!M

    • @yotengo2807
      @yotengo2807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HELLO THERE What

    • @hellothere3270
      @hellothere3270 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Androidy or was it?

    • @voidpickle5684
      @voidpickle5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But only if there is water to cool it down

  • @skirt1927
    @skirt1927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +906

    Plot twist: The possum was pretending to be alive

  • @276З
    @276З 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine the possum was actually dead and he just started tickling a rotting opossum carcass

  • @excuseme.9864
    @excuseme.9864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

    “Eating cows without hurting them”
    Vegans: _wait a damn minute_

    • @dionzombie1235
      @dionzombie1235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah but vegans are also to save water because cows use more water then plants

    • @winifycodm
      @winifycodm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@dionzombie1235 r/wooosh

    • @robloxnoob626
      @robloxnoob626 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

    • @SobaYatai
      @SobaYatai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@winifycodm do you even know how to use the rwoosh lol

    • @BonaBonana
      @BonaBonana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@dionzombie1235 Wtf is wrong with those stupid overly sensitive vegans??

  • @youtubeuser5210
    @youtubeuser5210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2168

    “This scientist is collecting lava to be studied later”
    Boi this guy be trying to make a nether portal

    • @shisul5813
      @shisul5813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      FAX BRUH he tryna chase the potions

    • @babyduck01
      @babyduck01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      He hasn’t got any coal anymore so he needs to go the next best option

    • @LeventK
      @LeventK 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Making obsidian is difficult.

    • @rihze
      @rihze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      actually, since the lava is being put ontop of the water hes making a cobblestone generator lmao

    • @soupricemf1260
      @soupricemf1260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @مكافحة شحاذين الايكات السريه
      u ar freakin right

  • @kaloreskri7663
    @kaloreskri7663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +502

    This cows couldn't stop licking this cat.
    Cat: *It's free bath*

    • @xxjoebamaxx7782
      @xxjoebamaxx7782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      So you dont have to pay for the water so you dont have to pay for the bath tub so you dont have to pay for the space in the house so *_Its free real estate_*

    • @AJ-vj3es
      @AJ-vj3es 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nether Hero I’m so confused

    • @wuwusa
      @wuwusa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@xxjoebamaxx7782 LOLLL

    • @romanguimaraes2256
      @romanguimaraes2256 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      A cat's breath can sometimes resemble the smell of wheat, so probably that's why they were licking him/her

    • @oofsong9496
      @oofsong9496 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxjoebamaxx7782 Not even for the tongue.

  • @zaksnow2233
    @zaksnow2233 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I remember reading about the ethically-sourced meat in a pre-teen's magazine called Muse! One reader later replied in the letters section about how they were concerned this might put their family out of business... (their dad was a farmer.)

    • @skaruts
      @skaruts ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Things change over time and that tends to happen. My parents had an extremely profitable grocery store... until large supermarkets started cropping up all over the place. Thing is, though, if my dad had been smarter, he could've expanded and be one of the first to get into larger scale stores. Everything evolves, and so must we.

    • @olive6785
      @olive6785 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Oh no! The dad can no longer murder for money how sad!

    • @HelloKurse
      @HelloKurse ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@olive6785 Get a grip on reality.

    • @TheChocoboRacer
      @TheChocoboRacer ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@HelloKurse To be fair, its a valid viewpoint. Who is to say cats and dogs don't have their own logical and valid perceptions of reality, without the complex communication genes we have to describe their reality? In essence, if you just consider the fact that animals are equally living through an experience comparable to our own, it is valid enough to compare killing an animal to murder.
      If anything, accepting that animals are inferior beings and ignoring their killings in order to enjoy meat without considering the sacrifice is closer to dissociation of reality then questioning the morality of animal killing is. We as a species tend to de-value the existence of others for various convenient purposes, slavery in america is an excellent example, but I would argue enslavement of animals is too.

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@HelloKurse This is so ironic, I wish you could understand why.

  • @unshade2821
    @unshade2821 4 ปีที่แล้ว +806

    I want to eat a cow without hurting it-
    **looks at price**
    *oh.*

    • @jaztheman2
      @jaztheman2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      How much is it? :)

    • @tomasle1060
      @tomasle1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      10000000000 $

    • @tomasle1060
      @tomasle1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol

    • @tomasle1060
      @tomasle1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol

    • @NathanBenson6
      @NathanBenson6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      bruh the meat that created most likely costs MORE,
      but also note that they used money REAL MONEY to develop something that you can get alot more of another way, this does not improve the meat quality/production
      and you already know the karens are gonna complain about the meat having chemicals

  • @HarriWasHere
    @HarriWasHere 4 ปีที่แล้ว +369

    Everybody gangsta til the scientist gets a bit of lava on his shoe

    • @TwelveRisks
      @TwelveRisks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      HarriWasHere i was thinking the same thing while watching the clip

    • @nils8130
      @nils8130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @ian-roadto0subscribers564
    @ian-roadto0subscribers564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +475

    a man who goes to lava with a water bucket?
    *bruh he is literally making the nether portal for the boss fight in July*

    • @sock3981
      @sock3981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What boss fight?

    • @FishieFishFosh
      @FishieFishFosh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      dream approves of this

    • @chuuyanakaharas
      @chuuyanakaharas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FishieFishFosh YES AHAJJS

    • @lordlang906
      @lordlang906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Achievement unlocked: hot stuff

    • @Tidepod_Prince
      @Tidepod_Prince 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rokketz ender dragon and wither decided to team up ;-;

  • @Lemon-juiceIRL
    @Lemon-juiceIRL ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:55 are we not gonna talk about the dog that stares into your soul as you walk to the balcony of your death! 💀

  • @mahogakko
    @mahogakko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2791

    “Eating a cow without hurting it”
    PETA: _imma pretend I didn’t see that_

    • @stinger2104
      @stinger2104 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Who’s peta

    • @InternetDweller009
      @InternetDweller009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ye

    • @Anonymous2627
      @Anonymous2627 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@stinger2104 what's the use of your browser? Search it before commenting

    • @Solidslicer
      @Solidslicer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @Monster PETA is your username basically

    • @whut6144
      @whut6144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They probably have the same consciousness as when you were a baby its just pointless they don't even remember they feel pain

  • @therandomtintin6929
    @therandomtintin6929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4729

    Title: ”How to eat a Cow without hurting it”
    Vegetarians: *Impossible*

    • @LoneWolf-uv2tc
      @LoneWolf-uv2tc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      Vegans

    • @randomencounters7002
      @randomencounters7002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      But it does bring up the question if it’s considered vegan or not

    • @davide.9576
      @davide.9576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@randomencounters7002 I'm not sure, it technically is, but I doubt vegans would be happy about cows still being used for food, regardless of whether they're being hurt or not. If lab-grown meat becomes a huge thing, then I'm sure some places producing it would still treat the animals poorly, all under the guise of being 'vegan.'

    • @DA-js7xz
      @DA-js7xz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The cultured meat industry involves a lot of us vegan biologists actually. ;)

    • @danniton9831
      @danniton9831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@davide.9576 Talking to vegans is the same as talking to a wall. No matter what, vegans will never be happy no matter what you do. Its a waste of time interacting with them.

  • @lyannabraxton2247
    @lyannabraxton2247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    "They dont really bite"
    Who else expected the possum to bite

    • @Succui
      @Succui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Opossums are actually very sweet animals. They typically don’t bite at all, they hiss and show their teeth to scare predators.

    • @sladegenshin5090
      @sladegenshin5090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It has rabies

    • @Orange_Swirl
      @Orange_Swirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Succui You're a very sweet animal!

    • @daddythanos9062
      @daddythanos9062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Slade Genshin actually opossums tend to be almost immune to rabies lol

    • @Succui
      @Succui 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Orange Swirl :))) opossums happen to be my favorite. They are little babies.

  • @SebastianWellsTL
    @SebastianWellsTL 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's like that mutated SCP cow that never stops growing...

  • @Drifter-cw1bv
    @Drifter-cw1bv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    Cat: *just vibin*
    Cows: *WE MUST G R O O M THE YOUNG ONE*

    • @baronofhellfireborne5561
      @baronofhellfireborne5561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The cows probably likes that cats lice or dandruff to lick off

    • @konethorix1
      @konethorix1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comment bot l!!!

    • @S1lentG4mer
      @S1lentG4mer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My uncle said the same thing

    • @itz_koki
      @itz_koki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love how the cat just doesn't care lmao

    • @ratrimawasfirdayanti6212
      @ratrimawasfirdayanti6212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The "young one" reminded me of prince sidon

  • @zenniththefolf4888
    @zenniththefolf4888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +494

    Opossum: *Trying to play dead*
    Also Opossum: *Opens mouth and makes happy noises from being scratched*

    • @TigaToonsELTiagor
      @TigaToonsELTiagor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Or that or angry.

    • @heyPeter234
      @heyPeter234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I love how not that many people realize that opossums are EXTREMELY nasty. They carry so many awful diseases. And They would rip your hand apart if you ever tried something like that. Never get close to opossums, they are giant rats. Handle them with gloves.

    • @llamasaurwithabiscuit5690
      @llamasaurwithabiscuit5690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@heyPeter234 I too am like a giant rat so I relate to opossums

    • @corriban
      @corriban 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@heyPeter234 Can't fully agree here. It takes a LOT for an opossum to fight you. 9 out of 10 times it'll play dead just like the one in the video. It's only if you start hurting it that it might try to bite to get away. But gloves are a good idea regardless because they often carry parasites and you don't want that on your hands. And don't drop the "O" because possums (australian) are cuties and I bet they are offended by the comparison.

    • @heyPeter234
      @heyPeter234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@corriban thanks for the kind correction. 👍

  • @Alanhslc
    @Alanhslc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    Imagine how much a slice of meat like this would cost.

    • @GarudaLegends
      @GarudaLegends 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      It is not meat tho

    • @zanemeyer6006
      @zanemeyer6006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +217

      GarudaLegends yes it is meat, it has the same cells

    • @wyhfthi99
      @wyhfthi99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@GarudaLegends yes

    • @simbast9726
      @simbast9726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Rich Vegans

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Currently ~$100 for 1 burger

  • @BurgerSoda
    @BurgerSoda ปีที่แล้ว +1

    As a burger soda, i can confirm that by extracting my insides, you can indeed turn it into meat.

  • @aaryaapotnis4026
    @aaryaapotnis4026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    2020: Eating A Cow Without Hurting It
    2050: Eating A Cow Without Eating

    • @wil-fri
      @wil-fri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanks Andrea Rojas

    • @sharonfields8638
      @sharonfields8638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup

    • @mivapusa
      @mivapusa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We're not in Soviet Russia,

    • @NarutaUzumaki_
      @NarutaUzumaki_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Eating a cow without cow

    • @Demisoof
      @Demisoof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😅😅😅

  • @human-fu1bn
    @human-fu1bn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1402

    “Eating cows without hurting it”
    Vegans have been real quiet now.

    • @aimeegarza9504
      @aimeegarza9504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Vegan eating meat for the first time

    • @canthispotatoget10ksubs97
      @canthispotatoget10ksubs97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      True

    • @Satoruyay
      @Satoruyay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wait what I just commented this before seeing your comment lol

    • @bebelusica
      @bebelusica 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If this method of eating meat actually becomes implemented would it mean we'd all be vegans

    • @lilzurako5798
      @lilzurako5798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Bebelusica Not exactly because your still eating MEAT just not killing the animal for it.

  • @edcodefreo7766
    @edcodefreo7766 4 ปีที่แล้ว +810

    "This cow couldn't stop licking the cat"
    *2 hours later*
    "Hey wheres the cat?"

    • @Explicitcyan
      @Explicitcyan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Underated comment

    • @syclone2244
      @syclone2244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Explicitcyan No not at all... you see, when someone comments underrated on a comment, that creates a overrated comment...

    • @calcharlene
      @calcharlene 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      First one to make me laugh c:

    • @pwetmongmatigas
      @pwetmongmatigas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@syclone2244 k

    • @dprssdcat
      @dprssdcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Epic bruh moment*

  • @adriancruceru9555
    @adriancruceru9555 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    0:45 the balloon really said: "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee"

  • @morrits3969
    @morrits3969 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2810

    Title: eating cow without hurting it
    Vegans: visible confusion

    • @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi
      @Jackie_Tikki_Tavi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      wouldn't be viable because you would be "enslaving" the cow

    • @fire1446
      @fire1446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      @@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi even though youre giving it a much happier life?

    • @x1v160
      @x1v160 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I suppose it depends what kind of lifestyle the Cow had to me. I know many vegans would have opposed it but a cow that gets to graze grass all day and then gets poked with a small needle once a day to produce a couple pounds of meat would been a ok with old vegan me.
      Now that's a pretty Rosey picture though. If the cow lived in factory farm arguably it wouldn't be happy as I could be and old vegan me would still have opposed it.

    • @Fireball006
      @Fireball006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Jacob B ah yes keeping it in a fenced in area away from all predators, it’s domesticated so if they let it free it would likely be eaten alive by other animals

    • @Dom-tk4nb
      @Dom-tk4nb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@Jackie_Tikki_Tavi As a vegan, I'd need to hear more about it. Don't talk for us trying to make us look bad, that's shitty.

  • @YungScope00
    @YungScope00 4 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    When u find out Minecraft wasn’t lying about the lava in the bucket

  • @daftspect
    @daftspect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    imagine showing that piece of meat to the cow and going “this you?”

    • @Reactiontime6000
      @Reactiontime6000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Uh

    • @Ashutok
      @Ashutok 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      “Nah it’s a old picture “

    • @dogebond6960
      @dogebond6960 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Omfg I got an ad for a swifter just before this vid and the lady said this is you to her dog wtf

    • @ZaxorVonSkyler
      @ZaxorVonSkyler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Shove the meat into it's mouth and force the cow to eat itself!

    • @robertschoennauer9040
      @robertschoennauer9040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zaxor Von Skyler that’s what she said

  • @Makesuretoeatallyourfood
    @Makesuretoeatallyourfood 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    First Thing: Don't touch possums Second thing: They might have a dangerous disease Third thing: Why They look so cute😭

  • @egelbets
    @egelbets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    Humans: *eat cow without hurting it*
    Cows: *eat cat without hurting it*

  • @Waterbug1591
    @Waterbug1591 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

    Cow: What's this brown hay that tastes funny?
    Cat: Keep going...

    • @Trigger__Happy
      @Trigger__Happy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *Finally I don’t have to rely on the dog to do this job*

  • @veroxiii69
    @veroxiii69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +645

    Next episode: how to kill a cow not killing it.

  • @FedericBan-tz9cq
    @FedericBan-tz9cq ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:39 I visited this place, called Reynisfjara in Iceland, when I was 14... One of the most fascinating locations I've ever seen.

  • @Complete_Stranger7050
    @Complete_Stranger7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4437

    People: we have made a beef without slaughtering the cows
    Vegans: *Sweats Profusely*

    • @guh2908
      @guh2908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +674

      love how you separated vegans from people

    • @thatoneguy339
      @thatoneguy339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Lmao

    • @hackxe5962
      @hackxe5962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      It should be "scientists" not "people" lol

    • @Complete_Stranger7050
      @Complete_Stranger7050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@hackxe5962 scientist and people are the same *people*

    • @iquit5817
      @iquit5817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Soup duh,vegans ain’t human 🙄

  • @limediamond4595
    @limediamond4595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    Possum: *playing dead*
    Person: *pets them*
    Possum: *happiness noises*

  • @kooshi8933
    @kooshi8933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    "Eating a cow without hurting it"
    PETA: Impossible

    • @xxxod
      @xxxod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      PETA: Impossible, we would have euthanized the cow by the time the meat was ready.

    • @mythydamashii9978
      @mythydamashii9978 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I read that as eating a crow without hurting it

    • @mythydamashii9978
      @mythydamashii9978 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      My eyes are reading everyday huh

    • @mythydamashii9978
      @mythydamashii9978 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Breaking*

    • @dripjaeger3475
      @dripjaeger3475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MythyDAMASHII ok

  • @alizaidanthamyeez740
    @alizaidanthamyeez740 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Vegans don’t have an excuse to not eat meat now. It ain’t hurting any animals so dig in.

  • @aSloppySandwich
    @aSloppySandwich 4 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Cat: * just vibin *
    Cows: *WE MUST G R O O M THE YOUNG ONE*

    • @slimjim2pack948
      @slimjim2pack948 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Willy72070
      @Willy72070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂 Underrated

    • @kito1san
      @kito1san 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Those cow going to have some serious furball to cough out.

    • @hudsongrove5586
      @hudsongrove5586 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love reading comments like this before I see the video and having no idea what to expect

    • @phuonglu1332
      @phuonglu1332 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jesus christ this comment is getting likes every sec

  • @nyl2201
    @nyl2201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2165

    Vegans: Is this meat Vegetarian?
    *Yes but actually No*

    • @madxjuice3197
      @madxjuice3197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      Yesn't

    • @hamham1498
      @hamham1498 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      "vegans: is this meat vegetarian?"
      _the irony in that statement-_

    • @TheDragShot
      @TheDragShot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      You could say it's vegetarian-friendly since no abuse is involved. Plus, they get some of the proteins they need. Absolute win.

    • @buccieratigamingstreams9695
      @buccieratigamingstreams9695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Correction:Good guess, but actually no

    • @dawidtan8
      @dawidtan8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yesn't

  • @SivaR1020
    @SivaR1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +619

    Cat: Should I bath?
    Cat: I don't like water. It is cows then

    • @retarded455
      @retarded455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *BLACKED*

    • @s5.bryant
      @s5.bryant 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      FartFairy I was waiting for that answer 🤣

    • @softdrink-0
      @softdrink-0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bathe*

    • @susangarcia9879
      @susangarcia9879 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think this comment has some bad grammar

  • @jonathanli31
    @jonathanli31 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Eating a cow without hurting it" is a phrase that can be interpreted in different ways...

  • @hayha_yt3072
    @hayha_yt3072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1694

    “Eating a cow without hurting it”
    Vegans and Vegetarians: ILL TAKE UR ENTIRE STOCK

    • @animationgamer3564
      @animationgamer3564 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Uhhhhh im not sure if they will buy any

    • @alyssahansen1400
      @alyssahansen1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@animationgamer3564
      Well, if they are doing it for dietary reasons they wouldn't, but if they do it because they are against killing animals then they probably would be interested in supporting scientific endeavors such as this.

    • @TomCarter777
      @TomCarter777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alyssahansen1400 It's a fucking meat made in lab... Not sure if its any better than the meat you buy in stores.

    • @hendrixarcher3238
      @hendrixarcher3238 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think vegans would, but not vegetarians

    • @FemkjeMW
      @FemkjeMW 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TomCarter777 i think it's kind of scary tbh

  • @IHateBaths
    @IHateBaths 3 ปีที่แล้ว +823

    2021 : *"Cooking a cow without Hurting it"*
    2050 :*"Breaking my Brother's Leg without Hurting him"*

    • @erikhieronymus7015
      @erikhieronymus7015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      3000:destroying the sun without destroying it

    • @kennyabc1
      @kennyabc1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      America: Shooting a person without hurting it

    • @code066funkinbird3
      @code066funkinbird3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kennyabc1 Russian : play OURs with floating castle
      India: making rockets with machine guns
      Philippines: doing Russian motherland style but doing in Pinoy pride ways

    • @ougazu32
      @ougazu32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      cooking a fried chicken without chicken

    • @nataliegrier3
      @nataliegrier3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Orange juice without breakfast

  • @robsyhood
    @robsyhood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    possum: oh no a human! must play dead
    human: touches possum
    possum: hehe that tickles

  • @FancyFreestyler
    @FancyFreestyler ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:07 wow this is really BREATHtaking

  • @endigolikesarson
    @endigolikesarson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    I thought the title was clickbait then remembered its daily dose of internet

    • @rusticgiraffe4262
      @rusticgiraffe4262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ah yes. For that reason this may be the most respectable channel out there. No clickbait whatsoever.

    • @juancit4254
      @juancit4254 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Goes to show that clickbait doesn’t make a big difference when you make good content

    • @lilAndrix
      @lilAndrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@juancit4254 atleast he actually shows the thing that is in the title first then follows up with other stuff

    • @gunlyte4661
      @gunlyte4661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think they are others like him who doesn't clickbait
      and i have alot of list of who it is.

    • @ichiban1141
      @ichiban1141 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      dose*

  • @rawgrave_
    @rawgrave_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    Possum: plays dead because most predators don’t like dead food
    Vulture: *”Hello There”*

  • @appleapple2669
    @appleapple2669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1728

    “Eating a cow without hurting”
    Me In my head: dam they gave a cow pain killers

    • @Baronthecat-yt8hj
      @Baronthecat-yt8hj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Man me two

    • @LoriCrabtree31
      @LoriCrabtree31 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      That was better than my first idea. I was thinking how cruel it is to eat a cow alive just because it has nerve damage, dang creeps! I still wouldn't eat the manufactured beef from this process.

    • @sooryan_1018
      @sooryan_1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Wait a second
      You've got a f**king point there

    • @bloopcool8875
      @bloopcool8875 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @dakpu7404
      @dakpu7404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmaoooooo

  • @rus-the-editor
    @rus-the-editor ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:57 imagine having a good night rest and then an airplane just flies by

  • @yeboinatin604
    @yeboinatin604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +851

    Title: “How To Eat a Cow Without Hurting it.”
    Cows: “*I’m listening*”

  • @johannbishop2682
    @johannbishop2682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1625

    He could have just right clicked the lava while holding the bucket

    • @srikanthnagavamshi7537
      @srikanthnagavamshi7537 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Very underrated comment

    • @baumibaum3667
      @baumibaum3667 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you stupit how is this work

    • @cdrcs4393
      @cdrcs4393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@baumibaum3667 you don't get the joke do you?

    • @Very-Uncorrect
      @Very-Uncorrect 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@baumibaum3667 Bruh, have you really never heard of minecraft

    • @baumibaum3667
      @baumibaum3667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cdrcs4393 there is no joke you cant do that how can you pick up lawa withot be burnt

  • @LyricRhapsody
    @LyricRhapsody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    “Imagine waking up and looking at a view like this every single day.” *looks at dog*

    • @kingstonzn9645
      @kingstonzn9645 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      xD

    • @-muthana-
      @-muthana- 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep

    • @ItsJustRewind
      @ItsJustRewind 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @silvervex21
      @silvervex21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That jump for the dog though... not sayin but...

    • @Fiddlejuice
      @Fiddlejuice 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@silvervex21 there's a floor underneath

  • @sohamtrivedi176
    @sohamtrivedi176 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Doesn't extracting a cow's blood and turning it into meat basically mean we like a cow's blood and we are vampires for them

  • @ilikesayingrandomthings9300
    @ilikesayingrandomthings9300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    Him: Imagine waking up and looking at a view like this every single day
    Me: That dog on the side is cute

    • @thedemonickingcobra4152
      @thedemonickingcobra4152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Where the hell would i go for groceries

    • @Nick-zp6wm
      @Nick-zp6wm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The dog before him: “OooooOoOoOooo....OooooOoOoooo....OoooOooooO!”

    • @iloveyousoniwillneverleave9653
      @iloveyousoniwillneverleave9653 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha I hav glowing wand I counter u

    • @utterlycynthia
      @utterlycynthia 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Demonic King Cobra My thoughts exactly 😂

    • @taylorcasey6406
      @taylorcasey6406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who ?? I wouldn’t mind 🤣 I hate little, yappy dogs with my whole heart

  • @IronicBee
    @IronicBee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +999

    Scientist has unlocked achievement: [Hot Stuff]

    • @archosauropre-historico8708
      @archosauropre-historico8708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think is more [Ice Bucket Challenge]

    • @BasicallyCaramel
      @BasicallyCaramel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Scientist has unlocked [Hot Stuff]
      Scientist has unlocked [Ice Bucket Challange]

    • @El.Gatito.
      @El.Gatito. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Scientist has unlocked [We need to go deeper]

    • @naxzed_it
      @naxzed_it 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Booga_gaming Scientist has unlocked [The End]

    • @plasticfoods3999
      @plasticfoods3999 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

  • @bodacious2725
    @bodacious2725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +777

    The best thing about this channel is that he doesn’t clickbait you.

    • @friendsfreak
      @friendsfreak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Boda Cious The best thing about this channel is everything.

    • @g00n15
      @g00n15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is the daily dose of internet

    • @g00n15
      @g00n15 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Danny the worst thing abt this channel is that you hate the channel yet still decide to drop a comment just cuz u dont like the channel.

    • @appointeddisappointment9676
      @appointeddisappointment9676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@g00n15 ah let him be. its his opinion. plus to me its kind of true, kind of...

    • @CKainn
      @CKainn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Otaku Resurrected did he say he hated the channel? No, idiot. He’s right. I’ve seen this exact comment on several different daily dose videos.

  • @MacElMasMancoDeTodos
    @MacElMasMancoDeTodos ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bet now people is gonna throw onto it yelling how unnatural and weird it is, that it has chemicals and stuff when it's just meat, cheaper and faster than regular meat

  • @theinsanememes
    @theinsanememes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2082

    *Title: "Eating cow without hurting it'*
    *Vegetarians: VISIBLE CONFUSION*

    • @leonfergozi
      @leonfergozi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      It’s actually vegans vegetarians can drink milk and stuff

    • @sivari3272
      @sivari3272 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      as a vegetarian i think that’s pretty neat

    • @mad_maxj65
      @mad_maxj65 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Humans:stops eating live cows.
      Cows: stops eating grass and starts eating cats

    • @fantasticbastard6930
      @fantasticbastard6930 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought it was pretty cool

    • @Taystee
      @Taystee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought they were eating cow shit-

  • @nerp9271
    @nerp9271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    1990: WE WILL HAVE FLYING CARS IN THE FUTURE
    2020: You can eat cow, without a cow.

    • @abdullamohammed_
      @abdullamohammed_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Better

    • @marshmardgames9884
      @marshmardgames9884 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      No its more like, you can eat a cow without eating the cow. Since you still need a cow anyway.

    • @Zalcon_YT
      @Zalcon_YT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes but actually NO

    • @abril3491
      @abril3491 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think flying cars r just planes n stuff like that

    • @eatyourcereal3873
      @eatyourcereal3873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The joke doesn’t really work here so mince both are super futuristic

  • @irkaes1512
    @irkaes1512 4 ปีที่แล้ว +547

    I feel like the ants are actively trying to dismember the ladybug.

    • @kirantroy1
      @kirantroy1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yea

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They sure don't want just to tug of war...

  • @Chromecast_Eternal
    @Chromecast_Eternal ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That possum is actually called an opossum and playing dead is one of their defense mechanisms

  • @McinnBaconn
    @McinnBaconn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1161

    Scientists: puts lava in a bucket
    Minecraft players: now this is big brain time

    • @blockytart
      @blockytart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      But it not turned into obsidian, wich is illegal

    • @killemwithkindness9224
      @killemwithkindness9224 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @nathanjay4788
      @nathanjay4788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@blockytart maybe it turned into cobblestone

    • @nathanjay4788
      @nathanjay4788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Someone On TH-cam yeah the question us whether or not the lava was flowing

    • @Spacebugg
      @Spacebugg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Scientists will make research in the nether and find a nether fortress and will go kill the ender dragon

  • @monachopsis8050
    @monachopsis8050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1331

    “Imagine waking up, and looking at a view like this every single day”
    Me: hmmm yes that dog is fluffy and I love him

    • @lauracharles7106
      @lauracharles7106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same I was like yup the best thing to wake too❤

    • @ayelenn8902
      @ayelenn8902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who cares about the view? Is a beautiful fluffy dog!

    • @curlyrabbit_
      @curlyrabbit_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the sneeze was so precious i cant.

    • @hash6680
      @hash6680 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Imagine actually waking up from a simulation after getting hit by a truck

    • @jeppepedersen7006
      @jeppepedersen7006 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That one band kid Yes because every dog is male. At least in your dream world

  • @raunakkhadka5107
    @raunakkhadka5107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2062

    2020: Eating the cow without hurting it
    3030: Eating the cow without the cow

    • @bazdotorg
      @bazdotorg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      bro we already doing that

    • @TheHypnosBunny
      @TheHypnosBunny 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Veggies steak

    • @nvvce
      @nvvce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      actually i think its not eating the cow because no more cows left in the world

    • @javiermejia6580
      @javiermejia6580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      veganism will make cows go extinct

    • @Quvl
      @Quvl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ur gonna be eating nothing cuz no cows = no meat

  • @milesgreen7006
    @milesgreen7006 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fun fact opossums don’t actually play Dead they get so scared they passed out and they can do this for about four hours

  • @potatt3782
    @potatt3782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    Friend: Hey want to eat his meat i grew it myself
    Me: Oka- *Wait..*

  • @shellknight1323
    @shellknight1323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "How does a Possum fail at playing Possum?" *Tickle it*

  • @FireCheeks
    @FireCheeks ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me casually chopping off my hand with a machete after touching a random possum😀

  • @RadenWA
    @RadenWA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1503

    “Collecting lava” man really do be playing minecraft irl