"Code Red" just means that Costco has put away the Hallowe'en stuff (code Orange) and is now selling the Christmas stuff. Next is "Code Bronze" when we get special prices for flight to Cuba. Cue the applause upon landing!
Just the other day I was explaining to one of my American viewers that we swear a lot in Quebec, and here we go, perfect example. Thank you. No lockdown, please, it didn't work last time and the seniors died because their families were not allowed to take care of them.
I realize there's satire involved... hell knows we all need some humor to get us through this ordeal, however, Montreal seems to be the only city to NOT produce the amount of people who recovered, how many died, what the age is... and who has the antibodies to effectually do herd immunity. i believe in keeping sick people at home. the recovery rate has been 75% and above with the death rate below 1%. do they honestly think that by keeping little masks on that this will keep us from getting sick? open sores, our FUCKING ORBS OF GELATINOUS GOO, are exposed... scientists and biologists in biohazard facilities in hazmat suits and separate oxygen supplies wear this for protection but we're made to believe a small hanky over our mouth and nose will protect everyone around us. Like really?!?! if you're sick... STAY HOME!
@@CartoonWeasel bruh...the past three decades of studies on masks do not show that they prevent the spread of respiratory infections. dunning-kruger effect on full display lmao
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"Code Red" just means that Costco has put away the Hallowe'en stuff (code Orange) and is now selling the Christmas stuff.
Next is "Code Bronze" when we get special prices for flight to Cuba. Cue the applause upon landing!
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH but no, for real that's so 100% true, that's exactly what we're doing!
This aged very well since the government wants to pay 1 000$ to folks quarantine when coming back from vacation
Martin always cheers me up :) Make some more videos with him!!
Maybe do one on why Apple didn't include a charger with the iPhone 12...
Omg needed this! I vote for “Pulling the f%#%^ing bandaid “... I vote for Martin, Prime Minister 2021
Just the other day I was explaining to one of my American viewers that we swear a lot in Quebec, and here we go, perfect example. Thank you. No lockdown, please, it didn't work last time and the seniors died because their families were not allowed to take care of them.
THANK YOU for the good laugh. It was well timed! Câline de binne!!!!
Brilliant as always Matthew!!!!
Plus we can take a metro with 1000 people!!!
That is a good one. Should we stay or should we stay or should we go. Thumbs up. Leona
I realize there's satire involved... hell knows we all need some humor to get us through this ordeal, however, Montreal seems to be the only city to NOT produce the amount of people who recovered, how many died, what the age is... and who has the antibodies to effectually do herd immunity. i believe in keeping sick people at home. the recovery rate has been 75% and above with the death rate below 1%. do they honestly think that by keeping little masks on that this will keep us from getting sick? open sores, our FUCKING ORBS OF GELATINOUS GOO, are exposed... scientists and biologists in biohazard facilities in hazmat suits and separate oxygen supplies wear this for protection but we're made to believe a small hanky over our mouth and nose will protect everyone around us. Like really?!?! if you're sick... STAY HOME!
@@CartoonWeasel pretty obvious you didn't read anything I wrote... such a comment like yours is typical of the intellect behind it.
correct
@@CartoonWeasel bruh...the past three decades of studies on masks do not show that they prevent the spread of respiratory infections. dunning-kruger effect on full display lmao
He goes on TV there, “all fucking proper..”
NEWS FOR YOU!!!
Option 1 and only Option 1.
Looks like little Johnny boy graduated 1 grade and is now teaching the government their colours.
1:56-2:25 LMFAO!!🤣🤣🤣😄
au moins theres no code Black ... yet ???
Kaliss
I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!! HAHHAAAAHAA!!!!
best!!!!
This is so funny be sadly true
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
You inspire me buddy, I make videos two from Cornwall Ont♥️♥️♥️
I make videos two
I am literally crying right now.