Because empathetic and compassionate are not mutually inclusive. Empathy just means that they ruin their own day by feeling bad because a guilty self-imposed obligation because your day is ruined and you are feeling bad. Compassion is when they actually do something productive but like that is hard and takes effort expenditure
@@EllyFLuft dear god no, you see, soy, in Spanish, means "to be" as in to be something, but as a word in English it refers to the diabolical legume that has destroyed my country's economy though predatory agriculture, in brasilian portuguese, soja the joke supposed to land here was a pun, where Brasil addresses the concept of soy (the vegetable) by making a exclamation, "Yo" that is, however, it becomes a pun when you translate it from Spanish, meaning "i am", or it was supposed too, since WE BRASILIANS DO NOT SPEAK SPANISH AS OUR NATIVE LANGUAGE, unless of course the aforementioned fact is somehow part of the joke and my autistic ass just didn't get it
6:31 Replacing meat with soy in human diets actually reduces the need for soy as 80%+ of soy goes into meat and a lot more soy is needed per calorie of final food then eating soy directly
I remember experiencing a vegetable rights advocate. She was dead serious, not a hint of insincerity. I heard her inquire to the serving staff at a cafe (I was waiting in line) if the potatoes in the potato salad had been humanely treated. The woman (who I knew) behind the till , was dumfounded at the question, she stuttered for a moment and answered the best she could that it was from a local farm and the potatoes had been treated well (she had know idea). The advocate smiled and said thank you in the most sincere and matter of fact way you can imagine. In that moment my perplexed face met the face of the staff member in utter existential crisis, like this was a normal thing now apparently and we were the weird ones for not considering this. Later we laughed about it , but I always had this feeling that reality was changed that day.
Honestly they're already such a drain on our healthcare system that I'm very hesitant to give them any extra rights. ... I mean they already have all the good parking spaces.
I hear ya! Vegetables are important in our great nation, but what’s next! Fruits?! I’d be dead before I see a day when fruits can live safe and free in our society!!!
How low as people do we dare to stoop making young broccolis bleed into soup! Uncan your beans! Uncage your tomatoes! Let potted plants free! Don't mash that potato!
I feel like stoic stick is really shinning light on the corruption in our society where vegetables are oppressed on the daily, he really is the best reporter of our generation.😻😻💯💯💸💸
Also oddly related: in the elder scrolls there is a Bosmer (wood elf) cultural diet and usage guidelines known as the green pact. They don't use any plant matter in their food or weapons
0:19 I seen the negative effects of them making that plant bigger and harder when I was on a call with my friend and he said “yo look at dis sh” I see a man who plays saxophone wears glasses some times and is black “using” the corn
Releasing a distress signal helps neighboring plants to know they need to rev up their chemical warfare investment. Won't help against lawn mowers, but does help against some insects and other herbivores.
Im gonna be that guy, but let me debunk real quick all of those fun facts about plants Lets begin with Shameplant - touching leaves and daylight are two different stimulus to the plant, so leaves curling up in the night is a seperate thing than to reaction from touching. Next, the fly trap - they don't remember, they simply react to overloading them, one hair touching is not enough to activate the trap and sometimes touch two hairs is not enough, if we would focus on one hair, its true that after couple of seconds plant "forgets" about the first touch but its not a memory its just a reaction of water tension in the cells, its smart but after a few seconds water tension comes back to original condition. Cutting grass - well, we sense the smell, plants don't. Its like some animals they can smell blood and we not so much. Plants don't react when their neighbours are pruned, they might react if they are the same organism connected via roots or tubers. Corn - mentioned reaction does not happen and yes I am fun at parties
Where’s the proof that grass can’t sense the chemical signal? Also with the shameplant it’s showing that when anesthetized while it’s normal stimuli don’t operate properly, the day night operations still do which is interesting. The corn thing sounds kinda bogus but idk
@@logert3921Well, how would they react to their the smell of their own sap if they can't smell, they might react to the presence of their own sap but its really not the case even considering poisonous plants. If we really would like to push the smelling argument, the best reference would be that plants can absorb air to continue photosynthesis, but they often don't do it efficiently meaning they have small problems with differentianting carbon dioxide from oxygen (it kinda sounds dumb, like dude you have one job). Going back to cutting grass, even if they could react to the signal that their neighbours are being cut what would they do? in the best response they could wilt and try to store the water in undeground parts more to prepare themselves for losing some of the green parts but as we know they don't wilt and the end of the field does not sem to be more prepared when we end up there during out lawnmowing session. Maybe there is some microscience behind this but certainly its not the smelling argument, if there is a revelation behind this then it should be looked more into
And in the previous four years, too. Which makes no difference anyway because you are ruled by the mythical industrial-military complex. Which one will say jump, and your "government" will ask how high? (This is a reference to RATM)
The best tree is the beech. It rather keeps otherwise dead beech neighbors alive, than having it's place taken by an invasive foreign tree. Therefore the beech is the most based an German tree there is. The oak is a total wuss in comparison.
I love how at 7:38 he accurately described the shape the earth. 🤑 This show that stoic stick is in touch with the latest science of the earth being flat, always great to know my fav ytbers AR progressive😁
I propose eating fungi and amoeba for sustenance from now onwards In a historical movement called fungmeoabaism in order to protect palnt,animal and even human rights
Love the call back to your vegan video, this channel is developing a whole lore. If we want to save plants, weirdly we need to stop eating meat. 80% of soybeans are fed to animals that we eat at a ratio of 12 calories of plant becoming 1 calorie of beef.
Here's an interesting thought I had. Because each cell reacts to light individually it could be used to "see". But since places have no nervous system capable of really processing it I don't think they can see. Maybe a few do but that's just a guess.
Well actually most plants live symbiotically with fungi. And fungi act a lot like a giant nervous system even using electrical signals for communication. If the fungus acts as the brain maybe plants can think and see. But can they hear?
I can’t imagine the corn restaurant scenario, the idea of eating a single vegetable is so unfathomable that I cannot construct even the passing and evil fantasy of the traumatized corn
Green leaf volatiles can trigger a lot of responses in different plants, most of the time leading to an increase in toxins to kill bugs and/or bitter, sour or spicy chemicals to deter larger herbivores from eating their leafs. So yeah, they can't move, but they do what they can.
This entire time since i saw the original teaser post, i thought it was about cripples
You best have still voted for anti vegetable rights.
Oh christ that poll is much better when you think of it that way
Same lil😂😂😂
I hope to have a vegetable President. - 2024
Stoic Stick
So did I, only a little bit disappointed lol
Vegetable rights for right vegetables
Fresh Fruits for Rotting Vegetables
that will stick it to the vegans
What about the left vegetables
and the wrong vegetables 🤔
"Vegetable president of the US"
The joke was just hanging there and you didn't take it.
Low hanging fruit, was too obvious to be funny imo
The best fruit is the kind you are shown still on the vine, ripe to pick on your own.
@@StoicStickWoodrow Wilson had a stroke and was basically a vegetable at the end of his term so you could’ve gone there
@@StoicStick "Low hanging fruit" That's just casual fruit racism. I have to question this whole video now.
@@StoicStick the low hanging fruit is usually the sweetest
If it wasn't for Tricknology and its consequences, the plant race could've lived in peace
I love tricknology
wait until he learns about baby corn
Yeah, most people don't realize it isn't another type of fully grown corn, but it actually is baby corn.
aborcorn :skull:
i addicted to baby corn
@@josephbolton5893Holy shit, the vegetable abuse is disgusting. They're going after their children now 🤬🤬
What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
The wheelchair
thats like eating the plate that your food is on stupid it dont make no sense
@@TheTexanReichYou don't like the crunch of the plate?
Depends if it has a battery really, the battery i usually give to my lil brother.
*laugh track*
@@emperorcokelord1021 yeah because i hurt
"you are vegan because you love animals, i'm vegan because i hate plants, we are not the same"
Based
Non-vegans actually cause more plant deaths lol
if the veggies are so empathetic how come they don't comfort me when I'm having a bad day?
Ever heard of Weed?
@@akramgimmini8165or a big cucumber?
real
They are terrorists
Because empathetic and compassionate are not mutually inclusive. Empathy just means that they ruin their own day by feeling bad because a guilty self-imposed obligation because your day is ruined and you are feeling bad. Compassion is when they actually do something productive but like that is hard and takes effort expenditure
Brazil saying "yo soy" is some kind of 4d chess joke.
WE DON'T SPEAK FUCKING SPANISH I SWEAR TO GOD
@@misha6708 eu soy?
@@EllyFLuft dear god no, you see, soy, in Spanish, means "to be" as in to be something, but as a word in English it refers to the diabolical legume that has destroyed my country's economy though predatory agriculture, in brasilian portuguese, soja
the joke supposed to land here was a pun, where Brasil addresses the concept of soy (the vegetable) by making a exclamation, "Yo" that is, however, it becomes a pun when you translate it from Spanish, meaning "i am", or it was supposed too, since WE BRASILIANS DO NOT SPEAK SPANISH AS OUR NATIVE LANGUAGE, unless of course the aforementioned fact is somehow part of the joke and my autistic ass just didn't get it
@misha6708 I was trying to translate yo soy to Portuguese. Problem is, English is my first language. So going from Spanish to Portuguese is difficult.
@@EllyFLuft oh, yeah, sorry I'm just used to being south american my bad dude
what about vegetables lefts tho?
My rights left.
Westerner: "when you cut your lawn and trim your hedges"
Me, an eastern eiropean, living in a concrete cube: "the what and the what now?"
Westerner Here, much of the population is also confused
You guys don't shave over there?
Eastern European with lawn here, we also have plants here.
@@vew3rita120 wowowo, big money is in the same comments as mr concrete.
@@vew3rita120 Do you have an ugly monoculture grass lawn like we usually do? Or is it one of those cool little European lawns with clovers stuff?
6:31 Replacing meat with soy in human diets actually reduces the need for soy as 80%+ of soy goes into meat and a lot more soy is needed per calorie of final food then eating soy directly
When I have kids I'm showing them this video before they're old enough to question it
That is diabolical! But seriously, don't. If they believe it, they will get bullied and they will blame you for it later.
Stoic stick, as a vegetable, I thank you for this
I remember experiencing a vegetable rights advocate. She was dead serious, not a hint of insincerity. I heard her inquire to the serving staff at a cafe (I was waiting in line) if the potatoes in the potato salad had been humanely treated. The woman (who I knew) behind the till , was dumfounded at the question, she stuttered for a moment and answered the best she could that it was from a local farm and the potatoes had been treated well (she had know idea). The advocate smiled and said thank you in the most sincere and matter of fact way you can imagine. In that moment my perplexed face met the face of the staff member in utter existential crisis, like this was a normal thing now apparently and we were the weird ones for not considering this. Later we laughed about it , but I always had this feeling that reality was changed that day.
My soy wife and soy boy were very offended by this video's anti soy messaging.
At last, we have arrived at the final solution to the vegetable question.
yes, the old VQ
Oh no
The mix between irony and actual problems is unmatched
I support vegetable rights. I just want to exclude tomatoes from receiving those rights
same
And potatoes
Screw tomatoes. Making me need an epipen in case I accidentally eat something they're in. No rights for tomatoes!
We need to take away their rights in the United States Supreme Court, which even classify theses flowers having botanical imposters as vegetables.
almost the entire "Veggie" Tales cast is excluded
Honestly they're already such a drain on our healthcare system that I'm very hesitant to give them any extra rights.
... I mean they already have all the good parking spaces.
5 demons in 31 seconds. Bro must have fallen off.
Your mum fell off! 😉
😂
finally someone is talking about this, i’ve been trying to get people to stop eating vegetables for years
I am a stick enthusiast and I'd like a Corruptionmaxxing tutorial please
Real
"My poos are hard, but my conscience is clean." - The Goat
🗣🔥🔥🔥
if you want to talk about sexual abuse of plants online, look no further than the character Solar Flare from plants vs zombies
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@@randomstringoftextitypedso true i agree
@@randomstringoftextitypede
Plus most plants are like 1 year old geg.
NAWWWW 😭
This cannot not have a mention of the Arrogant Worms classic song 'Carrot Juice Is Murder'... "I hear the screams of the vegetables!"
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"I can only imagine how great it would be to have a vegetable president in the US" bro we already have one hes name is joe
7:40 woke propaganda! The earth is actually shaped like a fiat multipla
Nay, tis shaped like a Womble I swear it!
@@dutchmansmine9053 heretic!
I like your theory. I firmly believe it now.
@@dfnxINC it's not a theory
@@3x3equals10 I'm sorry. I like your undisputable fact.
I hear ya! Vegetables are important in our great nation, but what’s next! Fruits?! I’d be dead before I see a day when fruits can live safe and free in our society!!!
Homosexophobic! :O
We live in a world that if zombies were to exist, people would create a movement about not killing them
Better hide the carrots before Stoic finds me😅
"Would you believe me of I..."
With every cell in my body.
Vegetables are not people
I am a activist for stoic stick making a video on fraudmaxxing.
How low as people do we dare to stoop making young broccolis bleed into soup!
Uncan your beans! Uncage your tomatoes! Let potted plants free! Don't mash that potato!
Im sorry for the vegetable candidate has dropped out of the race. Big loss of hope for us.
I am proud to say, as a vegetable, thank you.
but you're a rat
I feel like stoic stick is really shinning light on the corruption in our society where vegetables are oppressed on the daily, he really is the best reporter of our generation.😻😻💯💯💸💸
How so?
Also oddly related: in the elder scrolls there is a Bosmer (wood elf) cultural diet and usage guidelines known as the green pact. They don't use any plant matter in their food or weapons
I mean, i think we're at the point where nobody is denying the US has a vegetable for a president currently.
“European” banking family
The anthem of this movement should be "Carrot Juice is Murder" by The Arrogant Worms
TPD (Total Plant Death)
0:19 I seen the negative effects of them making that plant bigger and harder when I was on a call with my friend and he said “yo look at dis sh” I see a man who plays saxophone wears glasses some times and is black “using” the corn
6:52 so it's the Great Plant Replacement Theory?
Releasing a distress signal helps neighboring plants to know they need to rev up their chemical warfare investment. Won't help against lawn mowers, but does help against some insects and other herbivores.
I never knew about this tragedy😢 #stopplantcruelty
Meanwhile me here sitting and eating sweet corn
0:49 Stoick outing himself and their fan base.
And?
Im gonna be that guy, but let me debunk real quick all of those fun facts about plants
Lets begin with Shameplant - touching leaves and daylight are two different stimulus to the plant, so leaves curling up in the night is a seperate thing than to reaction from touching. Next, the fly trap - they don't remember, they simply react to overloading them, one hair touching is not enough to activate the trap and sometimes touch two hairs is not enough, if we would focus on one hair, its true that after couple of seconds plant "forgets" about the first touch but its not a memory its just a reaction of water tension in the cells, its smart but after a few seconds water tension comes back to original condition. Cutting grass - well, we sense the smell, plants don't. Its like some animals they can smell blood and we not so much. Plants don't react when their neighbours are pruned, they might react if they are the same organism connected via roots or tubers. Corn - mentioned reaction does not happen
and yes I am fun at parties
Where’s the proof that grass can’t sense the chemical signal? Also with the shameplant it’s showing that when anesthetized while it’s normal stimuli don’t operate properly, the day night operations still do which is interesting. The corn thing sounds kinda bogus but idk
@@logert3921Well, how would they react to their the smell of their own sap if they can't smell, they might react to the presence of their own sap but its really not the case even considering poisonous plants. If we really would like to push the smelling argument, the best reference would be that plants can absorb air to continue photosynthesis, but they often don't do it efficiently meaning they have small problems with differentianting carbon dioxide from oxygen (it kinda sounds dumb, like dude you have one job). Going back to cutting grass, even if they could react to the signal that their neighbours are being cut what would they do? in the best response they could wilt and try to store the water in undeground parts more to prepare themselves for losing some of the green parts but as we know they don't wilt and the end of the field does not sem to be more prepared when we end up there during out lawnmowing session. Maybe there is some microscience behind this but certainly its not the smelling argument, if there is a revelation behind this then it should be looked more into
@@4Azr get out of here you plantophobe.
No you're not!
We already have a vegetable president.
we had a vegetable for president 2020-2024
And in the previous four years, too. Which makes no difference anyway because you are ruled by the mythical industrial-military complex. Which one will say jump, and your "government" will ask how high? (This is a reference to RATM)
I’m glad that someone is finally talking about the Rothsoys!
the Total Plant Death caught me off guard
the stoic stick cinematic universe never ceases to amaze me
Peppers will be free from the rind to the seed!! 🇵🇸🇵🇸🫑🫑🌶🌶
THE VEGAN MAXXING REFERENCE DAAAAAAMN. The lore keeps growing
“The old European banking family”
“European”
The best tree is the beech. It rather keeps otherwise dead beech neighbors alive, than having it's place taken by an invasive foreign tree.
Therefore the beech is the most based an German tree there is. The oak is a total wuss in comparison.
I can't tell if this video is satire but I unironically agree
You forgot to mention that some plants emit an ultrasonic scream when cut.
I love how at 7:38 he accurately described the shape the earth. 🤑 This show that stoic stick is in touch with the latest science of the earth being flat, always great to know my fav ytbers AR progressive😁
This is a masterpiece in how talking to an activist feels like.
Vegetable rights and peace!
Grade A Under A season 6 is fricken sweet so far.
"Getting into heaven only gets harder if you eat something" - Inspirobot
I'm not vegetarian because i like animals. I'm vegetarian because i hate plants!
I propose eating fungi and amoeba for sustenance from now onwards
In a historical movement called fungmeoabaism in order to protect palnt,animal and even human rights
Don't you know that the mycelia are the most conscious of them all?🫠
@tommerenator Wait wut ,they are alive but how?!
Send this to vegans to annoy them.
Next down the rabbit hole is that atoms have consciousness since they react and can be inert if given an "anaesthetic"
Love the call back to your vegan video, this channel is developing a whole lore.
If we want to save plants, weirdly we need to stop eating meat. 80% of soybeans are fed to animals that we eat at a ratio of 12 calories of plant becoming 1 calorie of beef.
You are right the way to save the world is to not eat
@@altivide6913 Not too good at reading are you?
@@benaubrey2410 no I understand what you wrote I was saying that if we stop eating plants couldn't be harmed
That’s why I’d prefer fruit 😂 they grow specifically sweet for us to eat, and then spread their young. It essentially helps them without hurting them.
Its nice to see more people waking up and championing for vegetable rights
Here's an interesting thought I had. Because each cell reacts to light individually it could be used to "see". But since places have no nervous system capable of really processing it I don't think they can see. Maybe a few do but that's just a guess.
Well actually most plants live symbiotically with fungi. And fungi act a lot like a giant nervous system even using electrical signals for communication.
If the fungus acts as the brain maybe plants can think and see.
But can they hear?
Torture tierlist please
Disappointed the thumbnail did not have Bob and Larry
"Enough about vegetable rights let's talk about vegetable wrongs"
I can’t imagine the corn restaurant scenario, the idea of eating a single vegetable is so unfathomable that I cannot construct even the passing and evil fantasy of the traumatized corn
I know this is satire, but I unironically believe it.
thank you for shedding light on this topic
“Vegetable rights and peace”
-Neil pye
This channel is the secret attempt at bringing back the Persian empire
666 viewers 10 minutes in, is he satanmaxxing or going devil-core?
As Leslie said on the CN show the amazing world of gumball said, EATMORE MEAT LESS PLANTS, I think idk.
I myself don’t eat vegetables because they are icky
I click this for joke
I stayed here to actually listen this guy
Profile pic checks out.
At the corn part I realized if plants have intelligence it’s just makes eating them taste even better
Calling the Rothschilds “European” is the same as calling Elon Musk “African”
Except musk and the Rothschilds are both majority genetically europoid.
Vegetable rights, and tomatoes are NOT A VEGETABLE!! -A tomatacast enthusiast (me)
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZIL MENTIONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED YES!!! BRAZIL FIRST JEWS BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIND LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
would the plant protect our feelings?
Green leaf volatiles can trigger a lot of responses in different plants, most of the time leading to an increase in toxins to kill bugs and/or bitter, sour or spicy chemicals to deter larger herbivores from eating their leafs. So yeah, they can't move, but they do what they can.
People always ask me how can I look so young
Eating vegetables turns you old and ugly
now you gotta make a video about carnivore maxxing.
For like half the video I wasn't sure if he was actually serious or if I was on the wrong side of youtube
First (and first to vote no against plants’ rights)
this was amazing and i fully support where do i sign the stoic stick team
he’s as persian as an italian is roman
Holy SHIT Filthy Frank predicted the future
10:19 We already have one! Unlike whatever silly nation you reside in, here in the USA, we are quite progressive-dare I say-decades ahead!