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  • What can a spider do to impress a female when faced with mating or being killed? Taken from Life Story.
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  • @AppiusOS
    @AppiusOS 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4339

    0:23 he's so nervous he starts wiping the sweat off his brow

  • @awetistic5295
    @awetistic5295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5559

    Spider boy: dances
    Spider girl: tries to eat him
    Spider boy: dAnCE InTensIfiES

    • @felipemessias9602
      @felipemessias9602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      The secret of life

    • @pi7137
      @pi7137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@orbeezeater 🤣🤣 just start scrolling through your fortnite dances

    • @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059
      @justsomeguywithasurprisede4059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@orbeezeater She stabs you while you keep dancing

    • @-w-2725
      @-w-2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      intensifies to cOFFin dAnCe :O

    • @ThisNameIsNotOriginal
      @ThisNameIsNotOriginal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@orbeezeater I'm pretty sure if you bust out a virgin dance like the nae nae you would be getting gutted lol.

  • @theblackpearlofbraavos
    @theblackpearlofbraavos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +585

    The man's evasive maneuvers skills were master class.

    • @lalithgautham
      @lalithgautham 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Spidey sense kicked in

    • @mohamedalsalmi6656
      @mohamedalsalmi6656 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Still didn't help, he is dead😂

    • @goodninja3
      @goodninja3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mohamedalsalmi6656 "Doesn't matter had sex" - Spider's last thoughts

    • @jeosabb7993
      @jeosabb7993 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No, he died

    • @PianoMeetsMetal
      @PianoMeetsMetal 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Then post clarity hit, and he got killed...

  • @raquelserrano2403
    @raquelserrano2403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    1:19 She literally jumped behind him to scare him. She truly enjoys her role😂.

  • @silly_goof
    @silly_goof 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6738

    This is the most intense Romantic thriller I've ever seen

    • @peacebewithu9684
      @peacebewithu9684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Obviously you haven’t seen the Twilight saga

    • @trizzymayne213
      @trizzymayne213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Better love story than twilight

    • @InadeguateFandom
      @InadeguateFandom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Purple Pavalova like humans

    • @TheMschick22
      @TheMschick22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes, Twilight was boring and dismal. This is award winning!! Edge of your seat thrills!!

    • @Ketsueki69
      @Ketsueki69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Now imagine it in anime

  • @SageTrimarco
    @SageTrimarco 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7518

    When you thought she said Netflix and chill, but she actually said Netflix and Kill

  • @samanthav563
    @samanthav563 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    I literally don't understand how this was filmed so well with so much detail. Amazing job!!

    • @edmann1820
      @edmann1820 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      They set it up. It's filmed in a tank. They control everything and then they are extremely patient until the creatures do what they want them to do. I know it sucks. A bit like finding out santa isn't real.

    • @-Be4st-
      @-Be4st- ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@edmann1820 he isn't real?

    • @thepsychologist8159
      @thepsychologist8159 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@-Be4st- Remember, it's not reality but the perception of reality. It's real if you believe it is. In the case of a child, they will believe Santa is real until they discover he doesn't exist - whether he's actual real or not.

    • @FredPlanatia
      @FredPlanatia ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@edmann1820 so he wandered through the casting couch graveyard, thinking. "this is it. I AM the star!"

    • @VivisDoomsday
      @VivisDoomsday ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@edmann1820 Idk if the Santa analogy applies very well here. There's a difference between staged and fake.

  • @disappointed7977
    @disappointed7977 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The female: my milkshake brings all the boys to the GrAvEyarD🎼💅

  • @lazylemonislazy5956
    @lazylemonislazy5956 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2887

    Look at him wiping his forehead
    He’s so nervous

    • @sarahkilo3606
      @sarahkilo3606 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      3:56 look at him reaching for freedom as she kills him.
      He's in pain saying "noooooooooooo!"

    • @stuxda
      @stuxda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Or the pulp fiction dance lol

    • @rhunter42dragon
      @rhunter42dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Saw the same thing on 'Seven Worlds, One Planet.'
      Female: Doesn't try to attack.
      Male: Wipes Forehead. "Phew, so far, so good."

    • @danielmconnolly7
      @danielmconnolly7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sarahkilo3606
      Lunch.

    • @danielmconnolly7
      @danielmconnolly7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That dude has (had) some serious swag, danced his ass off for her, and this is the thanks he gets...? 🤨

  • @Starnech
    @Starnech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18232

    "He matched her expectations...but she kills him anyway."
    Feels bad man.

    • @gergolaky3624
      @gergolaky3624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Cam B yup

    • @Gillysaurxx
      @Gillysaurxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

      Sounds like a typical woman to me

    • @gagemead27
      @gagemead27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      @@Gillysaurxx LMAO!!!

    • @i6tir
      @i6tir 4 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Don't ever follow spider silk with the scent of a female!

    • @cosmiccrazy4557
      @cosmiccrazy4557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +300

      He still hit that tho

  • @Kraglin09
    @Kraglin09 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    I hate spiders with a burning passion but the little dance he did was the most adorable thing I seen.

    • @Kat-mu8wq
      @Kat-mu8wq หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Jumping spiders are incredibly tiny. Not even worth being scared of.

  • @kevinsooextra
    @kevinsooextra ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I used to date a girl like this once

    • @austrovanbec7463
      @austrovanbec7463 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How are you still alive then?

  • @ThatLonelyMeatball
    @ThatLonelyMeatball 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2021

    That moment when he went
    "\\🙂//"
    I felt that....

    • @adamharrington6656
      @adamharrington6656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I for some reason did to.

    • @MrNoSIeep
      @MrNoSIeep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      I think you mean
      \\oOwOo//

    • @nuggies3187
      @nuggies3187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When?

    • @Blak2blue
      @Blak2blue 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@MrNoSIeep lol awesome 😆

    • @MrNoSIeep
      @MrNoSIeep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Blak2blue thank you XD

  • @rafamartindominguez3196
    @rafamartindominguez3196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3851

    Female: *Tries to kill male*
    Male: "Oh, so you have chosen DANCE?"

  • @literallyshaking8019
    @literallyshaking8019 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +71

    Can we take a moment to appreciate the absolutely phenomenal camera work it took to get these shots. To keep the focus and lighting on creatures so small, who move so much and so quick must’ve taken an absolute master to accomplish.

  • @enderslime2090
    @enderslime2090 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Male spider: "cha cha real smooth"
    Female spider: "ok I'm bored" attacks
    Male spider: dodges
    Female spider: :0

  • @jessiedeemz7436
    @jessiedeemz7436 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4364

    get pregnant, have his babies and take his life insurance

    • @laughingskull3881
      @laughingskull3881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I wanna like ur coment but it's at 69 so I'll leave it

    • @laughingskull3881
      @laughingskull3881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      WHO THE FUCK RUINED IT. ITS ON 76 NOW !!!!

    • @laughingskull3881
      @laughingskull3881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      77 , I liked it

    • @ItsALLCAP
      @ItsALLCAP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      no. please.. ill dance 4 u..

    • @wannabecatman4951
      @wannabecatman4951 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You mean *Life*

  • @clarkkent2772
    @clarkkent2772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2527

    "...and that kids, is how I ate....I mean met your father.."

    • @fillinggap2317
      @fillinggap2317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Himym reference😃

    • @lordlofus1399
      @lordlofus1399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kids:Bitch your next

    • @SSS20025
      @SSS20025 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@lordlofus1399 lmao😂

    • @ReggieBoi
      @ReggieBoi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your comment is legen.. wait for it..

    • @crankieify
      @crankieify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ReggieBoi been waiting

  • @mjleger4555
    @mjleger4555 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    I love David Attenborough's narration, he is so knowledgeable and interesting to listen to and he knows about every kind of animal species!

    • @ngastakvakis4425
      @ngastakvakis4425 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He is given a script to read; it's not about his knowledge, it's about his narration.

    • @mjleger4555
      @mjleger4555 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ngastakvakis4425 Jealous, are you?! -- it's showing! I'll bet you haven't even been to 20% of the places Attenborough has been nor read the nature information he's read and knows! Yes, he is a good narrator but he also KNOWS what he is talking about! When you are equally as talented and informed, THEN, and only then, do we wish to converse with or hear from -- you!

    • @nugsymalone1247
      @nugsymalone1247 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Entomologists are the real heroes, them and the people that captured this footage

    • @mjleger4555
      @mjleger4555 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nugsymalone1247 TRUE! Wildlife cameramen are a special breed of professional! What they capture on film is some of the best footage possible, and extremely interesting. Look at the closeup of that male jumping spider, (poor little guy doesn't know mating is the last thing he'll ever do!)

  • @NathanSmith-hs9tn
    @NathanSmith-hs9tn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Bruh when the music came on and his legs went up is comedic gold

  • @100ververis
    @100ververis 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8110

    This has everything romance,suspense,musical, drama, murder and cannibalism. More than most movies and it’s real.

    • @leileikhine922
      @leileikhine922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      And it is called nature

    • @asimali1583
      @asimali1583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      And comedy when he says "she kills him any ways "😅

    • @Robloxgamer-jx7kr
      @Robloxgamer-jx7kr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Nature is better than netflix then

    • @Tetopettenson1
      @Tetopettenson1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@Robloxgamer-jx7kr BBC Earth more addicting than netflix original

    • @zubb1585
      @zubb1585 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Tetopettenson1 lol true

  • @VistaManiac93
    @VistaManiac93 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2662

    Still a better story than twilight. lol

    • @kemperc0079
      @kemperc0079 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      xD

    • @ender_spade4022
      @ender_spade4022 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Whoever you are I care for you anything is better than twilight

    • @johncarloaquino2726
      @johncarloaquino2726 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      still a better story than 50 shades of grey lul

    • @casualfanatic4217
      @casualfanatic4217 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      My God I Had to leave a like after reading that 😂

    • @killermon117
      @killermon117 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know what twilight is, I was kidding cuz the movie confused the hell out of me...

  • @thebrownman1648
    @thebrownman1648 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Until now I didn't know that a spider dancing to literally save his life was something I needed to see.

    • @Kat-mu8wq
      @Kat-mu8wq หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unfortunately he made the mistake of turning his back to her.

  • @kristinaxfrost
    @kristinaxfrost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    "The spider is faced with a dilemma: stay alive, or get laid... stay alive, or get laid..."
    Spider: Eh, YOLO *keeps walking*

    • @gavingreenhorn
      @gavingreenhorn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't think they can choose to go against the procreation programming, like we humans can.

    • @KamilBuffenmyer
      @KamilBuffenmyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gavingreenhorn We as humans still can't. If you don't get laid you begin to fill in the hole with another reptilian action. For example : overeating, or oversleeping.

    • @wagonstation3709
      @wagonstation3709 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Males can't fight the urge......

    • @gabriellebraswell3306
      @gabriellebraswell3306 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Zzfrank1 reference Nice 👍🙂

  • @Billbeaux
    @Billbeaux 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7328

    He has to avoid her killing him and dance at the same time.
    Impressive

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Billbo88 most impressive

    • @senseipj1222
      @senseipj1222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Sadly he died 😭

    • @sahar9261
      @sahar9261 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂

    • @Arcanefungus
      @Arcanefungus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@senseipj1222 Nah, his sole purpose was to mate and then to die. That way the female has all the energy she needs to make lots and lots of eggs

    • @txsteakman93
      @txsteakman93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Unfortunately his luck ran out

  • @karywhelpley3961
    @karywhelpley3961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13564

    ‘Mommy, what was Daddy like?’
    ‘He was delicious.’

    • @MegaSexybitch0
      @MegaSexybitch0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

      "He was the best dancer i ever saw..... And he tasted like chicken"

    • @seifixnetwork4663
      @seifixnetwork4663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Lmao

    • @Kiemixo
      @Kiemixo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Hehe 😋

    • @kevinsanchez-sanchez3628
      @kevinsanchez-sanchez3628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Kiena Rashindara lol

    • @evaraee7083
      @evaraee7083 4 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Later she sacrifice her life to her children, her children chew her alive!

  • @introvertmalie
    @introvertmalie ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "But-she kills him anyway."
    May very well have been the most entertaining moment of my night.

  • @jonwayne70
    @jonwayne70 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Imagine if you were able to mate with a woman using only a dance, but she was able to leap at you at a 100 mph and had kitchen knifes in both hands just in case she didn't like you!

  • @sprikitik4936
    @sprikitik4936 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1508

    Female Spider : **murderous intent**
    Male Spider : *I have decided to D A N C E*

    • @ArckAngel75
      @ArckAngel75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nat 20 but she still kills you

    • @prestononuselogu9973
      @prestononuselogu9973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ArckAngel75 You use charm

    • @WookJnr
      @WookJnr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@prestononuselogu9973 Not very effective...

    • @prestononuselogu9973
      @prestononuselogu9973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@WookJnr I'm uh WISH!!!

    • @WookJnr
      @WookJnr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@prestononuselogu9973 VERY EFFECTIVE
      Female spider has fainted!

  • @peterturner345
    @peterturner345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7399

    "...She kills him any way" lol Damn man
    dancing, sex, AND a meal. Guy gives it all lol and still gets the fangs.

    • @samuraimel8839
      @samuraimel8839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Peter Turner HAHAHAHAH IM DYING 😹

    • @fyhdhgg
      @fyhdhgg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Peter Turner like most guys today

    • @nurmalabunda5349
      @nurmalabunda5349 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      COME ON GUYS LETS DO THE SPIDER DANCE !

    • @ladyplaguedoctor2920
      @ladyplaguedoctor2920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Rainbow Martinez *_It's like supporting women's right and interests.Which that is pretty stupid._*

    • @ladyplaguedoctor2920
      @ladyplaguedoctor2920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Rainbow Martinez ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @tshoni5833
    @tshoni5833 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    this is even more brutal than tinder

  • @mannie7028
    @mannie7028 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    That was so funny in a weird way. I admit I actually laughed out loud when she “killed him anyway”. Nature is so wonderful. Thank you David Attenborough

    • @TheLittleEmoji
      @TheLittleEmoji 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Wonderful" 💀

  • @criticalxstasy5362
    @criticalxstasy5362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2477

    Male: *sees corpses*
    also male: "this is fine"

    • @pasticcinideliziosi1259
      @pasticcinideliziosi1259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      “I’m like no other”

    • @alienhuffman2400
      @alienhuffman2400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@pasticcinideliziosi1259 now THATS confidence

    • @NR-dp7bq
      @NR-dp7bq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      When there are red flags but red is up fav color 🥰

    • @-EmilyGrace-
      @-EmilyGrace- 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This will all make sense when he is older. 'Cause when you're older, absolutely everything makes sense.

    • @Nina-pz7ge
      @Nina-pz7ge 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Continue the spicies no matter what the cost is

  • @thejagerwolf8485
    @thejagerwolf8485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3433

    "Mom, what was Dad like?"
    "He was the sweetest dancer I ever met"

  • @katiejames8272
    @katiejames8272 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Female spider- “Imma eat your face.”
    Male spider- *extends fan and tippy tappy legs* BAMBOLEO!!
    Female spider- OwO

  • @ManjunathKarkal
    @ManjunathKarkal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Damn!! This 4 minute clip has better story, horror, thrill and climax than some Big name movies these days!!
    Absolutely amazing!!😍

  • @ariannayoung5625
    @ariannayoung5625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3045

    That mantis over here watching while eating popcorn like “ *Omg, Samantha gurl if you don’t eat him after, I WILL* “

    • @ArduousAudra
      @ArduousAudra 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @-deviant-
      @-deviant- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      🤣🤣

    • @deenaronayne4478
      @deenaronayne4478 3 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      I wrote a short play after watching this, changed the praying mantis to a bee character that had seen it all before and offers the suitor advice.

    • @calamity2383
      @calamity2383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@deenaronayne4478
      Dude link please

    • @mickythebricky9634
      @mickythebricky9634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😄🤣😂😆

  • @tylerrodriguez5878
    @tylerrodriguez5878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2918

    Top ten worst anime betrayals

    • @fernandothewriter5412
      @fernandothewriter5412 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dee lucky#7's
      Lol

    • @MeidoInHebun
      @MeidoInHebun 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@harrisonbetker2271 Good job responding to a year old comment calling it a dead trend, dumbass.

    • @thomasballantyne520
      @thomasballantyne520 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MeidoInHebun lmfao

    • @Anudorini-Talah
      @Anudorini-Talah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@harrisonbetker2271 Watch the time, noob lmao

    • @harrisonbetker2271
      @harrisonbetker2271 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Anudorini-Talah I'm sorry that your a fucking idiot.

  • @littlemissbookfeen
    @littlemissbookfeen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "He matched her expectations...but she kills him anyway."
    Female: no one else can have you, sorry.

  • @okkyydokyy6069
    @okkyydokyy6069 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The female spider literally said " NEVER LET THEM KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVE"

  • @essencereaver7459
    @essencereaver7459 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2181

    Her: Sorry, but you're not my type!
    Me: *starts waving with champion underwear on head*
    Her: You have my attention

  • @NOONE-cd4gu
    @NOONE-cd4gu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3203

    Lol i love how he was dancing and at the same time trying to escape from her .

    • @emaldonadokpcr
      @emaldonadokpcr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      You ever get into a fight with your girl and shes throwing shit and you try and reason with her while still ducking and dodging. Yeah that's him

    • @NOONE-cd4gu
      @NOONE-cd4gu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@emaldonadokpcr well.......
      I am a girl
      And i have never been in a relantionship so cant relate 😂😂😂

    • @glaciersnw
      @glaciersnw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      pro move: while you’re arguing with your girlfriend, dance at the same time. that should calm her down

    • @riploljustforfu9929
      @riploljustforfu9929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      A romantic dance of death.

    • @mirandaroberts1831
      @mirandaroberts1831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe she will get so annoyed that she will let me hit it just to get me outta here

  • @SimranjeetSaini57
    @SimranjeetSaini57 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    3:12 the way she peeps him when he hides underneath ... It all felt like some movie...

  • @WarrenPeace007
    @WarrenPeace007 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Let’s do lunch” never had a more sinister meaning

  • @foxtrotnine2504
    @foxtrotnine2504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2042

    Me: was it really worth it?
    Male spider in heaven: totally.

    • @shreyakapoor2002
      @shreyakapoor2002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

      Male Spider in Heaven: “Getting laid is all that matters ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

    • @mansionwb
      @mansionwb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      :(

    • @tavisays9614
      @tavisays9614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Theres no way I'm dying a virgin!!

    • @terrorfire8505
      @terrorfire8505 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Howlingburd19 nicd

  • @TheDinddong
    @TheDinddong 7 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    Baby spider- Mom, why did you eat dad?
    Mama spider- He came early.

    • @Loolee
      @Loolee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂 best comment

    • @less._.howard2567
      @less._.howard2567 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too funny best comment yet

    • @Durgemann
      @Durgemann 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And then the aforementioned baby spider proceeds to eat the mother.

  • @thomasg.9054
    @thomasg.9054 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is actually the best video I’ve ever seen on the internet. What a wild ride

  • @nunya1360
    @nunya1360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    She was just mad that he could twerk better. He twerked so good that she let him smash, but she never forgave. Women never forget, boys.

  • @ARC9652
    @ARC9652 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1556

    Am I the only one who thinks the Peacock spider is very cute?

  • @lincolnsung2370
    @lincolnsung2370 7 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    And that kids, is how I met your mother

    • @pro7870
      @pro7870 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lincoln Sung LOL

    • @renenae7565
      @renenae7565 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lincoln Sung lol

    • @captaincringe8785
      @captaincringe8785 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smitesh Suresh *that kids is how you step on spiders

    • @amandaleahspears
      @amandaleahspears 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lincoln Sung 😂😂😂

  • @sofialee7570
    @sofialee7570 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "What can he do to win her over?"
    * music plays "
    "Dance."

  • @eqilizer8552
    @eqilizer8552 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This one spider is just so majestic

  • @notsteve5927
    @notsteve5927 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12295

    *walks past the discarded shells of other males*
    I hope she likes me UwU

  • @trdev2013
    @trdev2013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1214

    0:24 lmao hes fixing his hair getting ready for the date.

    • @swiffy2355
      @swiffy2355 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚠𝚝 . 😳

    • @pi7137
      @pi7137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Your the last one standing complete the mission
      Male spider: lets do this

    • @trellgold6998
      @trellgold6998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lmfao

    • @jimmychoolov9502
      @jimmychoolov9502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Male spider: lemme make sure my waves are nice

    • @dantehajime709
      @dantehajime709 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL!

  • @lewisjh8962
    @lewisjh8962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:56 When you get caught by your parents, stealing a biscuit from the tin 😂

  • @lalahart6181
    @lalahart6181 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Narrator: with a series of complicated dance moves...
    Spider: **wildly flailing arms and running away**

  • @davidkylebacierto1440
    @davidkylebacierto1440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2337

    *Everybody gangsta until the mantis comes down and eats them both*

    • @Brind-amour
      @Brind-amour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hahaha! 😄

    • @sneqkiiih5730
      @sneqkiiih5730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      true-

    • @ohkiyapzzz5158
      @ohkiyapzzz5158 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eat U first

    • @MrMeat-jv1hx
      @MrMeat-jv1hx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah yes eates
      Edit: he edited his comment

    • @McLova911
      @McLova911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And then comes the queen giant hornet

  • @LudlowSRK
    @LudlowSRK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3946

    Correction: She didn’t allow him to mate with her because of his dancing, she allowed him to because he proved to have the Dodge Skill at level 100.

    • @samanthah4907
      @samanthah4907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      Level 0 after mating 😂

    • @devilbuster20xx37
      @devilbuster20xx37 3 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Female:**Jumps at him**
      Male:"Trickster"

    • @nadiaamadu6799
      @nadiaamadu6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@samanthah4907 he had to take a break.

    • @SONUYADAV-mo3ng
      @SONUYADAV-mo3ng 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      she won her confidence and betrayed.

    • @iidragoii
      @iidragoii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      i knew the moment he got done she was finna hop on his case....literally. never turn your back on a potential enemy.....also, did he not learn that a lot of males die even after mating? are spiders capable of learning that way?

  • @yuyulliz
    @yuyulliz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “He matched her expectations… but she kills him anyway” bruh moment right there

  • @qmajik9
    @qmajik9 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The sound effects really helps to demonstrate the true beauty of what you're watching👍🙏

  • @Piface2099
    @Piface2099 7 ปีที่แล้ว +481

    imagine if humans had to risk death to get laid like no one would do it

    • @ccherry7068
      @ccherry7068 7 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      hell you consider all the diseases out here we do but would I nie

    • @itspissmlord8765
      @itspissmlord8765 7 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Piface2099 we do risk alot just to mate, it's called false rape charge by feminist.

    • @solwen
      @solwen 7 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You do risk death and the worst kind of: A slow agonizing death that will last decades at the hands of a bloated creature (that was once a beautiful and gentle nymph).

    • @karlcocaine2928
      @karlcocaine2928 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      These guys above me get it. Once you see "dating" for what it is (the human equivalent of the dancing spider) then it really just seems asinine to you. Not worth it to just bust a nut. Get a hooker if you have to or book a flight to the Dominican Republic :)

    • @originalname28
      @originalname28 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      not leafy we risk social death

  • @rhunter42dragon
    @rhunter42dragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2941

    "Mommy, tell me about daddy."
    "He was an excellent dancer... and he was delicious!"

    • @Laffingrl
      @Laffingrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hahahahahaha!

    • @imranshorkar8276
      @imranshorkar8276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      LoL

    • @fargeeks
      @fargeeks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I read that when praying mantises mate, the female kills her mating partner by ripping out his head that way his body releases more of his goods into her.

    • @teosvilokos
      @teosvilokos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@fargeeks ok

    • @fargeeks
      @fargeeks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@teosvilokos ok
      My ass
      Its true
      Perhaps theres no such thing as a insect dad

  • @supermegaawesomeultragal7820
    @supermegaawesomeultragal7820 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I still think every critter on here was SO CUTE!!! 😍😍
    I don't think I've watched something so intensely, in a very long time. They were so beautiful and adorable!! 🥰🥰

  • @volcryndarkstar3283
    @volcryndarkstar3283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    *Male spider getting eaten after spider coitus:* "I wonder if she likes me back."

    • @benthurber5363
      @benthurber5363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      C: Can't tell
      Maybe she was from Canada or something and was just being polite.

  • @christianware7076
    @christianware7076 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2238

    *"but, she kills him anyway."*
    **Nobody liked that**

  • @tjriley1795
    @tjriley1795 7 ปีที่แล้ว +370

    I'd probably be the dead one at the beginning. Never really had a chance

  • @pepperwolf3819
    @pepperwolf3819 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well at least the bloodline survived
    What a Chad, he gave his life for victory
    May his children avenge him

  • @cryoflip5841
    @cryoflip5841 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This looks so amazing I feel like they are puppets from the emotions and filmography

  • @shobithchadagapandeshwar9764
    @shobithchadagapandeshwar9764 8 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    I wasnt ready for that plot twist .....rip Spiderbro :'(

    • @mummiedanser1609
      @mummiedanser1609 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Shobith.P Chadaga 2sad4me

    • @vaerd
      @vaerd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why u spoil bruh

    • @OdysseyOf
      @OdysseyOf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lol ikr... We have so much more in common with insects than I ever thought. You love someone with all your heart, but... They still kill you anyways. lol

    • @alancampos8400
      @alancampos8400 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      In the end, the boy spider is like"worth it..."

    • @ShenaniganZone
      @ShenaniganZone 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Shobith.P Chadaga 0 to 100 real fast then FeelsBadMan

  • @bassemb
    @bassemb 7 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    "He met her expectations, but she kills him anyway" yup sounds about right
    rip spiderbro

    • @maxh19991
      @maxh19991 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Rip spooderman, all he wanted was to respect wamen... (µ_µ)

  • @Aliabiyar
    @Aliabiyar ปีที่แล้ว +13

    this is a cinematic master piece!
    i just wanted to thanks the crew who filmed this, directed this, sound design this, and in general, make this master piece.
    this is truly wonderful!

  • @khullaasaand
    @khullaasaand ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Arachnophobia increased by 1000% watching female spider eat the male spider regardless of they just had sex and he even danced for her

  • @DevilxPanther
    @DevilxPanther 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1765

    this is so weird because i find spiders disgusting, but this one is really cute

    • @williamv.9634
      @williamv.9634 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      same

    • @justinebowman3305
      @justinebowman3305 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      oh my god I thought I was the only one

    • @jenniferlewer2265
      @jenniferlewer2265 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

    • @ozielsouza1855
      @ozielsouza1855 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      mephistxpheles yeah but still she kill her mate

    • @xavierrobbins3367
      @xavierrobbins3367 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      mephistxpheles if they aren't in your house guess you can say they are a tad cute

  • @horsehead4068
    @horsehead4068 6 ปีที่แล้ว +428

    I'm gonna get laid!! *walks past 20 dead siblings*

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      boxersnatcher female spiders live longer than males because the metabolism for a male is higher than the female’s (it is variable by species, though). Even if the male Peacock Spider in the video got away, he usually dies of old age, and then females die soon after her eggs hatch. Peacock and Jumping Spiders don’t live very long, and it sucks because they’re the cutest and most amazing spiders ever :3

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      boxersnatcher female spiders live longer than males because the metabolism for a male is higher than the female’s (it is variable by species, though). Even if the male Peacock Spider in the video got away, he usually dies of old age, and then females die soon after her eggs hatch. Peacock and Jumping Spiders don’t live very long, and it sucks because they’re the cutest and most amazing spiders ever :3

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      boxersnatcher female spiders live longer than males because the metabolism for a male is higher than the female’s (it is variable by species, though). Even if the male Peacock Spider in the video got away, he usually dies of old age, and then females die soon after her eggs hatch. Peacock and Jumping Spiders don’t live very long, and it sucks because they’re the cutest and most amazing spiders ever :3

  • @mahamfatima4828
    @mahamfatima4828 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Male spider at the end:
    "WELP".

  • @arunpp
    @arunpp ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Imagine getting killed even after giving impressive performance to your mate

  • @chuky7980
    @chuky7980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3881

    How to survive
    Be a gay spider

    • @Meyrin1020
      @Meyrin1020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      lowkey agree hahaha 😂

    • @askformoreinfowhichyouwont7510
      @askformoreinfowhichyouwont7510 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      you need more upvotes

    • @canles
      @canles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @F4d3_ Two spiders dancing

    • @mayraeve9034
      @mayraeve9034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmao

    • @gklnth187
      @gklnth187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wait then the species would go extinct. But that's okay.

  • @AnchorOfTime
    @AnchorOfTime 6 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    1:02 Mantis is like: i wouldn't go in there if i was you..

    • @greenguy2372
      @greenguy2372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Palazerker If it was a male mantis it knows what it's warning about lmao

    • @eclogs9117
      @eclogs9117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He saw everything lol

    • @Nemesis_T_Type
      @Nemesis_T_Type 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mantis Going Their Own Way

  • @samsung-squidi2380
    @samsung-squidi2380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This video alone is better than any Hollywood romance movie I've ever watched.

  • @yeetmahhotpockett1723
    @yeetmahhotpockett1723 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Seeing this... It fills you with *determination.*

  • @erebusthedragon8017
    @erebusthedragon8017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    So it’s like America’s Got Talent but instead of getting kicked out you die

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Simon Cowell just unfurls his legs, leaps onto you and sinks his fangs in. While the other judges think he's being a bit too harsh.

    • @jackbaker6193
      @jackbaker6193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      fieldy409 LMAO 😂

    • @nadiaamadu6799
      @nadiaamadu6799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You don’t mate on America’s got talent-

    • @erebusthedragon8017
      @erebusthedragon8017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@nadiaamadu6799 who said you didn’t?

    • @bubbles7619
      @bubbles7619 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nadiaamadu6799 woosh

  • @TheseEyesSeeDarknessClearly
    @TheseEyesSeeDarknessClearly 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3529

    Male Spider: "Man I can't wait to tell the boys I smashed the baddest spider in the forest!"
    Female Spider: "Yeah about that.."

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Bruh😂😂😂

    • @solountipomas8616
      @solountipomas8616 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Thats what I call a black widow.

    • @Soni38900
      @Soni38900 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@einspieler5043 Take that back, that spider had acrobatics and speed 100 and dodged the fuck out of her and would've killed her if he wasn't stabbed in the back.

    • @vsenile5391
      @vsenile5391 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@einspieler5043 bruh only lonely people say that shit 🤣💀💀 youre embracing yourself aren't you

    • @mauriciowinston5293
      @mauriciowinston5293 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Simpin at it's finest

  • @vladislavkaras491
    @vladislavkaras491 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This dance music was so great! :D
    Thanks for the video! It was very informative!

  • @gwencagler6757
    @gwencagler6757 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm afraid of other spiders but this dancing spider is adorable

  • @NecroxProduction
    @NecroxProduction 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1896

    How the hell was that all shot? That guy needs a raise.

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      +Ankri It's a team of a highly professional camera crew.

    • @NecroxProduction
      @NecroxProduction 8 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      cortster12 Oh really? I seriously thought it was one guy with a potato.

    • @cortster12
      @cortster12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Ankri Don't mock the potato camera man, he is a very skilled professional as well! The things you can do with potatoes...

    • @titamorales7848
      @titamorales7848 8 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      +Ankri With a very tiny cameraman, I assume.

    • @damaster692
      @damaster692 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      +Ankri yea its incredible. BBC will soon release a 4K version of one of its shows. Planet earth I think .

  • @rameshemv
    @rameshemv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2617

    No wonder why the Spiderman movies keep having different Peter Parkers.
    Each of them is eaten after a couple of movies 😁😁

    • @GamingWithHajimemes
      @GamingWithHajimemes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      tom holland is lucky though in escaping. and now he can live on in multiple spiderman movies.

    • @legendarygrimlock4471
      @legendarygrimlock4471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That'll do man thatll do 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @creepywhitva17
      @creepywhitva17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      In fact KIRTSTEN dunst kills every Male who doesnt meet her expectations.

    • @skyletti6317
      @skyletti6317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      mj has standards, dont judge

    • @thehavoccrew9032
      @thehavoccrew9032 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

  • @katelynlajune9907
    @katelynlajune9907 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Such spectacular filming! Amazing up close video .

  • @Lj_Redd
    @Lj_Redd ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the fuzzy little arms used to clean the eyes are too cute

  • @Mephisto28890
    @Mephisto28890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1096

    Male spiders be like: "Humans, you are not the ones who need to be afraid of spiders..."

    • @kilo05bb62
      @kilo05bb62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Facts

    • @iidragoii
      @iidragoii 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      facts though. especially the ones that live in an area where the spider will eat ANY other spider or organism in its vicinity that isn't too big and can provide the right nutrients

    • @ihaveabigbatty3954
      @ihaveabigbatty3954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ye its kinda weird how males are stronger then females in the normal world but in the wild its usually the females

    • @muhamadsayyidabidin3906
      @muhamadsayyidabidin3906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@ihaveabigbatty3954 well, not always. Some females are actually bigger than males because they need to to ensure the longevity of their offspring. You need that extra nutrient that you could spent for baby making. For mammals and several other tetrapods, bigger male means a competition for females. The opposite is also true. Some creature, like birds spend their resources on brighter color or more pronounced traits instead. Keep in mind that the bigger the difference between males and females, the less likely it would became monogamous relationship and the higher chance it's a polygamous or harem relationship.

    • @ihaveabigbatty3954
      @ihaveabigbatty3954 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@muhamadsayyidabidin3906 thats why i said usually, bet ye you right

  • @original_me6505
    @original_me6505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +942

    She's a freaking man eater. He pulled out all his best James Brown moves and she still ate him. 😂

    • @nunyadamnbidness2531
      @nunyadamnbidness2531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Nelly, hall and oates warned us.

    • @WadcaWymiaru
      @WadcaWymiaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like Black Widow

    • @sumanneupane6546
      @sumanneupane6546 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @deeppurplecutie
      @deeppurplecutie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Woooaaah here she comes! Watch out boys she'll chew you up! 🎶🎶🎶

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *...and she was fat and ugly. Remember fellas, ya can't strike gold with fat bishes. xD*

  • @bert5376
    @bert5376 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Every time I go on the dance floor from now on in a david Attenborough voice I’ll think…”DANCE!!….DANCE FOR YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT”

  • @rffdas133
    @rffdas133 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Gosh this high quality stuff for free is why I love youtube

  • @atrholiday2889
    @atrholiday2889 7 ปีที่แล้ว +360

    "You mean you have to choose between death and a life without sex? Tough call." -Philip J Fry

  • @justaveryangryman7659
    @justaveryangryman7659 8 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    "He matched her expectations"
    Wow. . .im, im tearing up, that wa-
    "but she kills him anyway :D"
    . . .

  • @dustincastillo9935
    @dustincastillo9935 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the best thing ever

  • @bugtalk84
    @bugtalk84 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These lovely Maratus sp jumping spiders are so cool with their many colours and patterns. Australia is home to so many cool animals both great and small.

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1184

    “Hey, mom, what exactly happened to daddy?”
    “Um...”

  • @dickhamilton3517
    @dickhamilton3517 8 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    I never thought a spider could be cute before...

    • @pockypu
      @pockypu 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I know. Then it died.

    • @LunatiqHigh
      @LunatiqHigh 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Dick Hamilton Jumping Spiders are almost all like that.

    • @dickhamilton3517
      @dickhamilton3517 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +DoomTra1n don't have them here. Just got dull grey-brown brutes, that lurk in one place, sometimes for months

    • @Cyberbutterflie
      @Cyberbutterflie 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I used to hate all spiders but this ones cute

    • @dickhamilton3517
      @dickhamilton3517 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Lisa Stephens cute, but not for long...

  • @navajoapache
    @navajoapache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I would love to see this turned into a musical.

  • @proudirish_man6552
    @proudirish_man6552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    He's like "no wait wait I'm not done yet!"