Lord Of Cheese I know it looks like we stand around and smoke cigarettes all day, but usually we’re just waiting on answers from the engineers! I swear!
Weirdly mine completely ignores Kevin, however she seems to have a thing for Jim Sterling since she does literally everything he says (he has a habit of saying "Lets, er...lets..." during Squirty Plays etc.). It got so bad that I have to watch his videos with headphones on these days.
Isn't it obvious what happened? He obviously skipped the tutorial without paying any attention. Also when I say "Tutorial" I mean his childhood. I think that everything between being being born and first picking up a controler is just one massive fuzzy gap in his memory and then he sort of just weant "Crap what buttons do I press?! And what is this language I'm speeking?!".
Yeah, this is what I call one of those “TH-camr blocker” games, a genre of games that are impossible for people who always impose strict time limits on themselves and have no more than 10 games in their library with 20hrs of play time. Games like this are incredibly easy to learn if the player would allow themselves the time to think on each of their actions. But since Kevin always do less than half hour videos and very little multi-parters, he cannot allow himself the time to slowly tip his digger up and learn by analyzing his actions. Instead he have to repeatedly complain how hard it is to progress and make that into a part of the content. While this does make for videos with very little dead air, to people who are seeking enjoyment from intellectual challenges, this would be very frustrating to watch.
I really wonder if 'JackMeGame' exists somewhere deep within the cursed world of fanfiction and fanart... I low-key want to find out, but I do not possess the strength to do it. Edit: if anyone knows of a fanfiction like that... Link it, please. It's for... research.
Oh please... everyone knows Kevin writes fanfiction about himself for the glory of the dear leader and his cause to... I mean, nothing you heard nothing from me...
I am not going to lie. After rewatching this is one of my favorite videos by far. I love seeing kevin get mad at games. It's even better then watching him troll people. Which is some of his best content.
YOU MAKE MY HEART BEAT AT A NORMAL RATE EVERY TIME WE MEET WE HAVE AN OKAY TIME IT'S ALRIGHT YOU DRIVE ME NEUTRAL LET'S SMALL TALK THE WEAYHER IS MILD ROCK N ROLL BABY I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. WOOO DEFAULT
"I'm getting used to just kinda like, pulling myself along a little bit now." That's the spirit Kevin. All anyone can do is pull themselves through life (^_^). I'm glad you are having fun (read: torturing yourself) with games like this during this crisis we're all going through. This was another hilarious video that made me just laugh out loud many times. Keep having fun.
"If I can just remain straight for once..." That won't happen Kevin we all know that Jim Pickens won't let you go Also that TH-camr speech is a perfect Deutsche Bahn Imitation, well done sir. Even down to the excuses for taking forever!
normally kevin is the havoc-wreaking machine that doesn’t listen to instructions and other people get angry with and try to make sure he doesn’t die; he’s really getting a taste of his own medicine playing these games
This is so hard to watch 😂 considering I love playing this game I was like screaming at the vid ah he would of done so much better if he just put his front bucket up instead of down .. he made it so much harder for himself but whatever lol Kevin do your thing, loving the vid
Hey Kevin, I just wanted to thank you for making me smile with your videos during some very, very dark moments in these past few months. Trust me, you do make people happy, and that is fecking amazing.
hey Kevin, this game remembered me of an old PS1 game (and we all know you love those) - Could you try that one out? It's called "Power Shovel", you have to use an excavator to destroy cars, cook, and other things
I like the concept of this game. Operating real hydraulic machinery requires skill and patience. Admittedly hydraulic machinery has levers for each movement control, allowing for very gentle movements and if you did any of the things you do in the game in a real digger, you'd just destroy the digger, but still... fun concept. I think I want to get this game. Co op mode on this game would be either the most awesome thing ever, if you and your friends work right, or the most frustrating thing ever as you try to concentrate and move the hydraulics properly, only to have your friends go ape crazy and make the digger flop around like a dying fish.
"I'm not sure if I'm laughing or crying" I'm pretty sure you're doing both, however it's not tears of joy, it's laughter of sadness.
Depressed people:
I was about to disagree but then I read it lol
I just like your guns n roses profile pic lol
You can't be sad while listening to guns and roses
LAUGHTER OF INSANITY!!!!
“Oh my god I’m doing it!”
3 seconds later: *incoherent crying*
“I don’t think I’m straight”
@@idkwhattoputhere4695 that's unrelated here literally every other comment mentions it already
How can crying be incoherent?
So this is why construction takes so long
Don’t you just love it when a comment gets more likes than all your videos combined
Duh I don’t have vids🥶
Oof
Lord Of Cheese I know it looks like we stand around and smoke cigarettes all day, but usually we’re just waiting on answers from the engineers! I swear!
Kevin, you don’t seem to understand these games are karma for everything you do in all the other games.
"I don't know if I'm laughing or crying anymore"
Same, Kevin. Same.
Mood
It hurts to watch this...
“I just wish the tutorial showed me how to actually drive” oh Kevin we both know you wouldn’t have listened anyway
Honestly, Ireland should start hiding State Secrets in the tutorials of games on Kevin's hard drive.
“I don’t think I’m straight” rumble tumble liked that
Gotta love yourself first
;)
you mean DAN THE VILLAIN?
DAN THE *GAY VILLAIN* ?
DAN THE VILLAN IS GAY?
Ok that's it, if Kevin's going to throw randoms "Alexa do x", I'm switching over to Google Home, he just switched off my lights goddamnit.
Weirdly mine completely ignores Kevin, however she seems to have a thing for Jim Sterling since she does literally everything he says (he has a habit of saying "Lets, er...lets..." during Squirty Plays etc.).
It got so bad that I have to watch his videos with headphones on these days.
If it's any consolation, his does the same thing, and he has a let's play channel.
I don't have and will never have such stupid devices :P
@@cubey Well, I won mine in a competition, so I may as well use it!
@@Blue_Sonnet Better hope you never win a self disembowelment kit..
"I don't think I'm straight"
same kevin
Issa vibe
"If I can just remain straight for once, I can get past this." Me everyday
😤😤
“NONONONONO STOP”
“I don’t think I’m straight”
Honestly me in high school
It's 2020...🌈
Thats gay
@@idkwhattoputhere4695 yea. Me the second I first laid eyes on my soon-to-be long term girlfriend…
“Nope. Not straight.”
🥰🌈
Kevin: I don't think I'm straight
Fan fiction writers: Write that down, write that down!
COOPERATIVE SPIDER MODE WITH THE IRISH LADS
Can't wait to see Dahi playing this
I can already hear the enraged screaming and over used swearing XD
"I don't think I'm straight"
Feck, boys are always so lucky.
Confession to RT???
Best phrase to end Pride Month in.
I'd date kevin
Bois will be bois.
Yay yay yay YAY YAY!!
“Grip the ground. The ground” is the same energy as “the lid Patrick. The lid!”
"Pivot. Pivot! _Pivot!"_
“describe kevin’s channel in three words or less”
me: “unorthodox, but okay”
Kill everything always.
Or: Chaos and death.
Either works.
That's brilliant 😂
Chaotic Neutral at it's peak
@@mega_bird700
Adding "at it's peak" exceeded the 3-word limit. :P
Cult, bore ragnorok
Everyone talking about how un-straight Kevin is, and here I am just wanting to see this things with the spoons
"Alright, you are ready now. Bye." - Kevin's parents after his birth, probably
With how bas he's at everything I think it's the opposite they helped him too much.
Aaa it’s legosi
Isn't it obvious what happened? He obviously skipped the tutorial without paying any attention.
Also when I say "Tutorial" I mean his childhood. I think that everything between being being born and first picking up a controler is just one massive fuzzy gap in his memory and then he sort of just weant "Crap what buttons do I press?! And what is this language I'm speeking?!".
@@marcusdaloia2974 I feel Kevin was doing fine until well, you know, a car sent him flying to the sky
“If I can just remain straight”
“Ok just keep it straight”
“I don’t think I’m straight”
- PrideMonth Kevin
Kevin’s coming out speech
-me in high school
Growing up bisexual in a christian household be like
me when i found out i was bisexual
Me going through school
This game has co-op? You know you're playing that with the Irish squad.
YES PLEASE it would be awesome
UPVOTE THAT MAN!
I can already hear them yelling
I can only hope to see them spending an hour crossing the level only for him to pull them over the ledge in the last second :D
That’s really fuckin cringe dude
I can just imagine the driver sitting there going: “you know, maybe I could have just used the accelerator”
"There should be some regulation that people cannot make games like this."
*plays mobile trashgames*
Says the guy who directed Double Down
G O T E M
@@shidelerdantheogre8487 I think you're in the wrong swamp, ogre...😑
Kevin: "I have no patience with this kind of game"
also Kevin: *Spends 18 Minutes on just one level*
Yeah, this is what I call one of those “TH-camr blocker” games, a genre of games that are impossible for people who always impose strict time limits on themselves and have no more than 10 games in their library with 20hrs of play time.
Games like this are incredibly easy to learn if the player would allow themselves the time to think on each of their actions. But since Kevin always do less than half hour videos and very little multi-parters, he cannot allow himself the time to slowly tip his digger up and learn by analyzing his actions. Instead he have to repeatedly complain how hard it is to progress and make that into a part of the content.
While this does make for videos with very little dead air, to people who are seeking enjoyment from intellectual challenges, this would be very frustrating to watch.
"I don't think I'm straight."
Comments: _Furious typing_
Plot twist: All of them are typing "same" or "mood".
@@anceptus I mean... Same...
@@djfebrezee Same as well lmao
@@anceptus mood
8:29 - "Just pull myself off."
"If I can just remain straight for once..."
Me at every family dinner
We know that things is gonna be intense, when he puts his gamer headphone
*slaps on headphones* it's gamer time.
He's gonna do some pro gamer moves
Big pp gamer moves
Hollow nite hA Ha sO fUnNy
his singular gamer headphone
5:12: "Is this turning?"
No I think that's called "Turg-ing".
Press T to Turg!
TuRg
I wAnT dIe
@@hUh-- no you wAnT tO tURg
Death is for the dead
"I can't think of a more epic gamer game, so I'm gonna pop on my gamer headphones"
guys I think he might be a gamer
:0!
Oh snap! Really?? :0
Wait what?! I've been watching him as a motivational speaker!
have you seen that ad for Honey that's like "I'm a serious gamer" yeah, that's Kevin
Kevin: "I'm getting the hang of this."
*Falls off edge constantly*
This is why Kevin never owned a construction company.
Shhhhh he’ll do a construction simulator game soon.
He did....but jim took care of the ones who knew about it.
@@BrimstoneBrigadier How are you still alive?? Jim is coming for you
@@prestigeorchid I help run his art studio....
This and the car
“If I can just remain straight for once” thinking about most of the relationship dynamics in your gameplay, I can see how that would be a problem
Kevin: "I don't think I'm straight."
Fanfic writers: *_It's Free Real State_*
Here you dropped this - "E"
I really wonder if 'JackMeGame' exists somewhere deep within the cursed world of fanfiction and fanart... I low-key want to find out, but I do not possess the strength to do it.
Edit: if anyone knows of a fanfiction like that... Link it, please. It's for... research.
Oh please... everyone knows Kevin writes fanfiction about himself for the glory of the dear leader and his cause to...
I mean, nothing you heard nothing from me...
@@scrensaver_ actually i like looking for Kevin related fics in AO3 but never saw that -sadly-
Luluco Nacolo there are a lot. 😓
The real title should be: 20 minutes of a grown man getting angry at a pointless game
All games are pointless technically
"if i could just remain straight for once" me in front of all my family trying not to out myself
Felt that :")
Thats just too relatable.
That's a mood, but also same.
big mood
Same 😔
“I don’t think I’m straight” - Every company during pride month.
"if i can just remain straight for 5 seconds"
mood
Kevin: "This maneuver is gonna cost us 60 years"
Kevin: "I don't have any world records"
Me: looks at how many people he's killed in the Sims
Me: "you sure about that kev"
not sure it's a world record, Kevin seems to aim for quality over quantity when it comes to killing.
Sadly that goes to GrayStillPlays.
@@kaitokumo9585
You are truly a person of culture!
Ah, the Sims victims world record.
I never know if that's held by Kevin or by GrayStillPlays.
@@kaitokumo9585 oooo another youtuber i must investigate then. a challenger approaches
"if i can just REMaiN STraiGHT" m e when i see a cute girl
samee
this had the same emotional energy as a video of a turtle stranded on its back
I am not going to lie. After rewatching this is one of my favorite videos by far. I love seeing kevin get mad at games. It's even better then watching him troll people. Which is some of his best content.
“I don’t think I’m straight”
We know Kevin, we’ve seen how you act when Jim enters the room
And Turg
And PS2 Hagrid
And his Blades and Sorcery character, Mickey
I would say “and Grognak” but nobody knows what Grognak is...
Gifting Geezer If grognak is a ?, is it straight, is it?
babeloveforyour.link/muq1Bg1DiMIr
Kevin: “I don’t think I’m straight”
You and me both buddy
I don't think I'm straight
-Kevin 2020
Can't wait for that to be used out of context XD
Too late
I'm surprised he didn't use Patrick saying "Firmly grasp it!"
As soon as Kevin said "I don't think I'm straight" I went straight to the comments
(No pun intended)
"If I can just remain straight, for once." - Kevin 2020 XD
So this is if the "getting over it" guy was a vehicle
I keep seeing you dammit
@@uncle8658 yeah, he's a regular here
I am a PERSON but i wonder is he a real finn as he claims to be
Hey Finn O 👋
i had a stroke trying to read this
When’s the spoons video Kevin?
When Kevin gets stressed or angry his Irish accent comes out
I'm crying at "and I'm back to square one, well isn't that fantastic" 😂💀
"if i can just remain straight for once"
i feel you kevin, i feel you
*cries in questioning*
Im questioning too, it's ok, we'll figure it out someday :')
"If I can just, remain ~straight~ for once, then I can get past this..." - Me at every family gathering
"this game made me angry"
Or much rather: "kevin loosing his shit and decaying his menthal health for 20 minutes straight"
Mental* actually
@@monkydance2880 no sir menthal,
sincerely, doodoo fart
Not just his, he's decaying our mental health too 😂
@@Deuce_and_a_half secondhand menthal health decay
babeloveforyour.link/TESVcbBElQcr
Kevin: “I don’t think I’m straight”
My brain: “please make this a coming out video, Kevin is hot and I want him playing for my team!”
Lol sameeee
team?
@Pancake who? Gay guys? Do you not know what a joke is?
"I don't think I'm straight"
Ho boy, beware the comments, Kevin.
A lonely fry the fanfics are already being written
I’m sure there’s already Kevin-RT fanfics
And Kevin-PS2 Hagrid fanfics too
same tho
Top 100 out of context call me Kevin quotes
@@catherinevo6060 Friend, it is possible that the fanfics have already *been* written. Very possible.
"I'm not sure if I'm laughing or crying"
I can't say which one is for sure because all I hear is a broken man.
Alternate Title: Feck And Furious.
"If I can just stay straight for once...." - Kevin 2020
"this game made me angry"
do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down
"If I could just remain straight for once I could get through this!" -Kevin and me around my homophobic family on the holidays
3:19 "If I can just remain straight for once, then I can get past this" *me during thanksgiving dinners with families*
Kevin: I’m doing it
5 seconds later: *cries*
"I don't think I'm straight" Happy Pride, everyone
"It's the Dark Souls of vehicle games" say all the esteemed gaming sites, no doubt
Kevin is the one playing in those "I CANT REACH THE PINK LEVEL" mobile game adverts
Kevin:
My mom:
@@schoo9256 "only left brained people can pass this level 🤯🤯"
YOU MAKE MY HEART BEAT AT A NORMAL RATE EVERY TIME WE MEET WE HAVE AN OKAY TIME IT'S ALRIGHT YOU DRIVE ME NEUTRAL LET'S SMALL TALK THE WEAYHER IS MILD ROCK N ROLL BABY I HAVE NO STRONG FEELINGS ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. WOOO DEFAULT
That sounds like you drank way too much redbull before writing this
DAMN WHAT A BOP 😔🙌🙌
@@jbennett5634 it's a reference to his tomadachi life series
I was referring to the all caps and lack of spacing
@@jbennett5634 oh oki then
Kevin should make a book of his Kevin life tips. He would be rich
Title: "Manifesto of the Dear Leader Jim Pickens"
Kevin tip 100: don’t make a Kevin tip book
Kevin life tip #34: the pufferfish is best served raw
He already is
There’s a website for that
"I'm getting used to just kinda like, pulling myself along a little bit now." That's the spirit Kevin. All anyone can do is pull themselves through life (^_^). I'm glad you are having fun (read: torturing yourself) with games like this during this crisis we're all going through. This was another hilarious video that made me just laugh out loud many times. Keep having fun.
I’m literally vibin to the background music
Bro same what is the song?
Out of all the years I've watched Kevin, I don't think I've ever seen him this close to tears.
"If I can just remain straight for once..."
That won't happen Kevin we all know that Jim Pickens won't let you go
Also that TH-camr speech is a perfect Deutsche Bahn Imitation, well done sir. Even down to the excuses for taking forever!
Gianluca Daniele Di Maggio xD
It’s been a minute since I watched your channel. Glad to see you’re doing well 🤣
you know it's bad when Kevin plays the tutorial
Watching Kevin suffer makes me laugh maniacally and now my side hurts. Lol
"if I can just remain straight for once"
"I don't think I'm straight"
Kevin gay icon confirmed
That may be a confession for RT
gay audience: (i dont really have to type anything it writes itself)
I mean, I already considered him a straight gay icon. Not many of his characters are straight as it is, haha.
Bicon, my loves, a bicon.
Lebbs J. I CAME HERE TO WRITE THAT
"I think i actually finished" - CallMeKevin pulling himself (colorized)
"i don't think i'm straight"
big mood
I Love when Kevin admits how little patience he actually has.
"If I just remain straight"
Don't worry kevin I can't do that either
Loving that chilling music in the background
_He protecc_
_He attacc_
But most importantly
*_He angry as fecc_*
"I don't think I'm straight"
The words I've been waiting to hear for so long. 🏳️🌈
"I don't think I'm straight"
Can anybody recommend some Turg-Kevin (perhaps Tevin) fanfiction?
And some Kevin x psi hagrid pls
Or Jim Pickens x Kevin
And any default x literally everyone
Or just not embarrass him with his own creation maybe
I thought the ship name was "Turvin"
@Żabia Herbata what about cdd
I'm sure there's some Kevin x lil kev fanfic out there for the weirdos since every fandom needs a disturbing corner that no one talks about
I like the lofi ukelele music over the noises of Kevin's anguish :)
normally kevin is the havoc-wreaking machine that doesn’t listen to instructions and other people get angry with and try to make sure he doesn’t die; he’s really getting a taste of his own medicine playing these games
I have an overgrowing suspicion that when kevin's kids will misbehave, he will make them play this game for 2 hours lol.
hey Kevin. minecraft added a new achievement called "country load, take me home" thought you'd appreciate that
“I don’t think I’m straight.” - Kevin Pride Month 2020
Heheheh!
you: weird flex but ok
me, an intellectual: unorthodox but ok
unorthodox display of hubris but okey
This is so hard to watch 😂 considering I love playing this game I was like screaming at the vid ah he would of done so much better if he just put his front bucket up instead of down .. he made it so much harder for himself but whatever lol Kevin do your thing, loving the vid
Hey Kevin, I just wanted to thank you for making me smile with your videos during some very, very dark moments in these past few months. Trust me, you do make people happy, and that is fecking amazing.
He's the darkness of video games, but a light for reality.
@@nikkiesona You're absolutely right
What’s funny is I genuinely watch Kevin to get good at video games
“I don’t think I’m straight.”
*me after seeing Kevin*
"If I can just remain straight for once, then I can get passed this."
Me at family functions
"If I just remain strait for once " RTKevin confirmed?!?
🤔
3:46
hey Kevin, this game remembered me of an old PS1 game (and we all know you love those) - Could you try that one out? It's called "Power Shovel", you have to use an excavator to destroy cars, cook, and other things
Kevin, hear me out.
Spider mode with the Irish lads.
I like the concept of this game. Operating real hydraulic machinery requires skill and patience. Admittedly hydraulic machinery has levers for each movement control, allowing for very gentle movements and if you did any of the things you do in the game in a real digger, you'd just destroy the digger, but still... fun concept. I think I want to get this game.
Co op mode on this game would be either the most awesome thing ever, if you and your friends work right, or the most frustrating thing ever as you try to concentrate and move the hydraulics properly, only to have your friends go ape crazy and make the digger flop around like a dying fish.
I'm going to ask what i think everyone here is thinking....
What can you do with those spoons kevin?
Trust me, you don’t want to know
@@apointlesschannel4842 buT i dO
Kevin you didn't have to attack my attitude to school at 3:19 :O