I clicked on the little bird icon at the bottom of the page and it gave me this message: "Wrong! No! Don't tweet about this! You aren't supposed to have a Twitter account!"
When people ask me why i'm not on twitter i'll give them the answer "Because i don't wanna be that guy from Norway using hashtags incorrectly". I'm sure that'll cause sufficient confusion.
I've been a part of this program for the last year, it's actually done me quite a lot of good, though not nearly as much good as the Not on Facebook initiative has. Great video, funny and informative!
It's July 2022 and this video still validates my never having been on Twitter. Haven't gotten that response though, sadly, just a lot of confused staring, lol.
Honestly, Loading Ready Run and Desert Bus are the only reason I'm on Twitter in the first place because I wanted to enter one of the Twitter only contests (and I won something!) and that was the only way to do it. I still don't use it much, other than to see what others are doing. Pretty much how I use most social media...
In the end we found ourselves all Not on Twitter. Sadly, we're still on the site formerly known as Twitter and refusing to call it by that manchilds terrible name.
And now the tables are turned. The few brave souls still on twitter, wading the shitstorm to bring the rest of us hilarious news of the platform's zany decay
I cannot believe the amount of work you guys put into creating the webpage, I was crying from joy reading it all. I do not have a twitter account so unfortunately I cannot join but the info was worth reading.
Been not having a Twitter since at least 2011. I kind of had one, but I only had one because I was playing a game that had a cash shop and this cash shop allowed you to get the currency through surveys or through auctioning off the in-game currency. Pretty cool system, really. One survey asked me to join the site.
I hope people did use #notontwitter like Paul suggested - I see it taking on a life of it's own, as a trend for good manners by users. "Using racial slurs? #notontwitter"
An video nearly identical to this one, but with every instance of the word "twitter" replaced with "Reddit", and with some small tweaks for platform-specificity, would ring about as true, I believe.
But, I only go on twitter once a year to make commentary on who should win the current season of RuPauls Drag race. Shouldn't this mostly count as doing good!?
I'm kinda not on Twitter. I only really use it for login stuff, and contest entries. Wait, SMS from three accounts so I know about status stuff with my website. Original reason I signed up as I was looking for a RSS to SMS thing, and the place with the RSS feed had a twitter account.
I want to laugh because i actually dont have a twitter account. I started one once but never used it and dont even follow up on it. So technically i do have a twitter account but probably couldnt login in to it because of how long ago i was last on it....i think it was a presidential election going on but i dont think it was the last one...well anyway, i gladly support not on twitter.
I haven't been on twitter since July 2006, what do I win? I also haven't been on Facebook since the 4th of February 2004...yeah I'm weird. Dat beard doe...
I don't know why you even bother putting writing credits on your videos. I can tell when either Paul or Kathleen wrote it every time. Kidding obviously. Good work.
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If you've ever wanted a go-to example for "highbrow sketch comedy," this is probably the best one yet. You could write essays on this.
LRR's comedy is so highbrow, it occasionally loops back around and appears deceptively lowbrow. It's wonderful.
dragonbretheren POOP!
dragonbretheren In the old Commodore Hustle videos, Graham and Paul's sketch ideas were almost exclusively about fart jokes.
Carl Levitt Even now in cH, every time a "sketch" is mentioned, it's a poop, fart, vomit, or other bodily excretion joke.
Pruncible DICKBUTT
I clicked on the little bird icon at the bottom of the page and it gave me this message:
"Wrong!
No! Don't tweet about this! You aren't supposed to have a Twitter account!"
When people ask me why i'm not on twitter i'll give them the answer "Because i don't wanna be that guy from Norway using hashtags incorrectly".
I'm sure that'll cause sufficient confusion.
I've been supporting this charity for years. Glad to see it gaining traction.
I've been a part of this program for the last year, it's actually done me quite a lot of good, though not nearly as much good as the Not on Facebook initiative has.
Great video, funny and informative!
Oh man, I always knew I was antisocial and lazy, but now it turns out I'm also a trendsetter. Thanks, LRR!
This one was really excellent, especially Alex's face during the "video" and the stinger.
The fact that they stuck in a joke about the new Star Wars movie teaser trailer considering that came out just yesterday is pretty fantastic.
did they?
oh, now that I looked it, I see, and I wouldn't call it "a joke about", it is just mentioning a ting on twitter.
I'm not a twitter user.
Man, so I've been doing community service this whole time? Awesome!
Ah, Paul the eternal Tweetotaler.
Paul, you're at the vanguard of the web--Congrats!
It's July 2022 and this video still validates my never having been on Twitter. Haven't gotten that response though, sadly, just a lot of confused staring, lol.
Honestly, Loading Ready Run and Desert Bus are the only reason I'm on Twitter in the first place because I wanted to enter one of the Twitter only contests (and I won something!) and that was the only way to do it. I still don't use it much, other than to see what others are doing. Pretty much how I use most social media...
I'm not on Facebook. Apparently I am avoiding lots of status anxiety and embracing life.
In the end we found ourselves all Not on Twitter. Sadly, we're still on the site formerly known as Twitter and refusing to call it by that manchilds terrible name.
Paul...I must say I am already a proud member of Not On Twitter. Gave my life more purpose.
And now the tables are turned. The few brave souls still on twitter, wading the shitstorm to bring the rest of us hilarious news of the platform's zany decay
The website is actually really amusing. I have been a part of this movement without even knowing.
I love that the only lrr member not on twitter is giving the speech on not being on twitter
yeah that one was not lost on me as well
Man, Paul's beard game got strong!
This is actually really well written and acted. Good job
So much detail on the website! You guys are amazing.
Fun fact: Paul is, in fact, Not on Twitter. 💙
Yay! I was "No On Twitter" before Not On Twitter was a thing... And I'm still a member!
0:25 this video is relevant again 7 years later!
I've been in Not on Twitter for... 9 years, I think? IDK, how long has Twitter existed? Anyway, can't recommend it enough!
Holy crap.. they still have the website online :D that's commitment to a bit.
And to think, I've been a member of this movement for years without realizing!
I love Paul's DB8 beard growing in!!
Holy crap! I forgot what Paul had done to his beard! I totally lost it!
I've never been on twitter and I don't feel the need to use it.
ALL HAIL FACEBOOK.
Mind was legitimately blown.
Active NotOnTwitter community service member since 2001
The website was very helpful. Thanks LRR!
This video had just enough of Paul's beard........... wait what am I saying.... MORE BEARD!!!!
Hmm, I wonder why this keeps getting recommended to me the last few days
I know that this is a joke, but I think that this is a thing that people should actually do. Like, seriously.
Paul is My hero #NotOnTwitter
I cannot believe the amount of work you guys put into creating the webpage, I was crying from joy reading it all. I do not have a twitter account so unfortunately I cannot join but the info was worth reading.
Been not having a Twitter since at least 2011. I kind of had one, but I only had one because I was playing a game that had a cash shop and this cash shop allowed you to get the currency through surveys or through auctioning off the in-game currency. Pretty cool system, really. One survey asked me to join the site.
I'm late but you gotta love that destiny reference
Haha they actually made a website for it XD
I like how it's still up 3 years later
Omg it is
Thanks Paul. I've never been on Twitter and probably never will.
I hope people did use #notontwitter like Paul suggested - I see it taking on a life of it's own, as a trend for good manners by users. "Using racial slurs? #notontwitter"
I've already joined the Not on Twitter movement! Have you?
hastag how do hastags work? is it like this?
More relevant today than ever before
As great as this is, I can't help but pine for how much greater it could have been with Beard #5.
I am very much like Alex in this video. Just always the last to find out because I don't use Twitter/Reddit/Whatever.
Why don't I remember this one? Its great, yet somehow I must have missed it.
I've been apart of this program all my life
I'm not even surprised that site actually exists.
Still extremely relevant
awe paul beat me to the punch #NotOnTwitter
That reminds me... I'm not on twitter yet... XD
Still holds up! 😂
KEEP THE BEARD. KEEP IT FOREVER
An video nearly identical to this one, but with every instance of the word "twitter" replaced with "Reddit", and with some small tweaks for platform-specificity, would ring about as true, I believe.
I'm not on Twitter, I'm helping!
I would join this program. Also, I don't have twitter.Or facebook. Or anything like that
Was this sattire or an actual thing?
I mean, for this type of LRR video, it wasn't particularly joke-laden making me think they're serious
Paul Sanders....definitely not in twitter LOL
I barely ever use twitter. I don't feel like I'm missing out on anything.
love how it's a real website
This Is Awesome: youdontevenknow This is my life, I AM the notontwitter person
But if I delete my twitter account, how will I know what trends people follow so I can make fun of them?
Can we make this a thing, please?
Joke's on you, I don't even have a twitter.
But, I only go on twitter once a year to make commentary on who should win the current season of RuPauls Drag race. Shouldn't this mostly count as doing good!?
No no, he's got a point
If you think someone on Norway is using a hashtag wrong, you're either Finnish or wrong.
Fabulous!
i have a twitter account, however ive only ever logged on to it once.....when I made the account, sooo how do we brits fit in here ?
Please make the graham ghost pepper pogo stick video a real thing.
Still relevant and important today.
Done, where do I sign up?
Woohoo, I'm already doing this. #notontwitter
Have you guys given up on comedy to do PSA's that are needed!
I don't have Facebook or twitter by choice...mostly because my faith in humanity can't take it.
I wonder how many websites the crew have actually created from their videos?
Not on Twitter. Never have been. I await your adulation.
I'm kinda not on Twitter. I only really use it for login stuff, and contest entries.
Wait, SMS from three accounts so I know about status stuff with my website. Original reason I signed up as I was looking for a RSS to SMS thing, and the place with the RSS feed had a twitter account.
#KindaOnTwitter
I cannot believe the website is still up.
I want to laugh because i actually dont have a twitter account. I started one once but never used it and dont even follow up on it. So technically i do have a twitter account but probably couldnt login in to it because of how long ago i was last on it....i think it was a presidential election going on but i dont think it was the last one...well anyway, i gladly support not on twitter.
I've never been on Twitter. You're welcome.
Great vid, but for one small problem, HOW THE SHIT DO YOU DELETE TWITTER ACCOUNTS?
I haven't been on twitter since July 2006, what do I win? I also haven't been on Facebook since the 4th of February 2004...yeah I'm weird.
Dat beard doe...
yup he shaved it like that as part of a donation drive for Desert bus, he lucked out, barring not changing it at all that was probably the best style
wait, whats this about us norwegians not beeing able to use hashtags correctly?
not on twitter
I don't have a twitter account, but now I am considering getting one, then tweeting this video with #NotOnTwitter and THEN deleting me account :D
I'm already not on Twitter. >.>
Does that mean I have an honorary membership?
***** Could we donate this time to deleting our facebook accounts?
Server Brony Good luck with that. Let alone in 10 minutes :/
The slow somtimes jagged panning was really off putting sometimes. Mainly when it wasn't smooth.
Disappointing that the URL doesn't exist hehe
um yes it does
XD sign me up!
i have a twitter, but i don't follow it, it's just a second platform for my videos :P so I am Not On Twitter.
I DID NOT USE #HASHTAG INCORRECTLY! #NotOnTwitter.
Paul, you should have kept it or shaved it, the half-grown-out DB8 beard is not very flattering.
#notoninstagram
I don't know why you even bother putting writing credits on your videos. I can tell when either Paul or Kathleen wrote it every time.
Kidding obviously. Good work.
the website is still up in 2020
And in 2022. Also more relevant.
I'm not on Twitter *g*