@@crrofts ....No not quite, I've checked for you in the Cambridge Dictionary. Presser: Someone whose job is to make clothes smooth by ironing them.... 😂
いきすちそ In the line before he says he paid 500 for a brand new shotgun, then he compares it to Dave and Headie One’s song where they say they paid 1800 for a new gun. He’s basically saying Headie One got ripped off and that no one could overcharge him like that.
“Lord Jesus, I come to You as a sinner, I repent of my sins and ask for your forgiveness. I believe with all my heart that You died on the cross and rose up again for my sins.” I open my heart to You and receive You as my Lord and personal Saviour. Please take control of my life and make me what You want me to be. From today, I am Yours and You are mine. Thank You, Father for this wonderful gift of salvation, Amen.”
He’s too hard to be the main character. Loski would be the perfect main character and Dutchaveli would be that one boss man that sends you on crazy missions.
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Boris asked me how many times have I been outside
“Of course I lied”
Best comment😂😂😂😂
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Best comment and the tune ain’t even out
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Dutchavelli is the one kid who actually gets up when the teacher asks him if he wants to teach the lesson
Pfft💀💀
Death once had a near Dutchavelli experience
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Teeeeeeeeaaaaars!
omdsss
Yo I think this one of the best ones
Zac Miles agreed🤣
Dutch needs to do a video of him reacting to the comments on his videos 😂😂😂
Ong
Best idea ever!!
Nigga you dare to tell dutchavelli what he needs to do ??!
@@KING-ck4dd we can now he has been exposed for texting a 14 yo
@@Goldenxbih that wasnt last week though mate
Dutchavelli’s girl: daddy can you pass me the sauce?
Dad: yeah sure
Dutchavelli: she was talking to me
Dad: yes daddy
Woooow
Wtf 😂😂😂 am dead
Lol 😂
I'm fucking dead 😂😂
Sus
A song with him and Pop Smoke would be the most lit shit ever
Umm pop smoke kinda not alive so yh😒😭
@@akhanio2024 shut the fuck up you moist yute
Pop smoke got popped smoked
Don B you wrong for that bro 😭
would have been*
Apparently this guy hasn’t got a house key because he boots his door off every time he comes back
R M saw the same comment on an Abra vid lol
Your Mother who asked?
Maximilian Jay Lowe yeah can’t lie I saw it on some fb post after his interview went around
Why is this so believable 🤣
And then kicks the door back on to close it
When Dutchavelli was born he held his mother in his arms
😂😂😂😂😂
UNDERRATED COMMENT
😆😂😂😂
xDd
That's just beyond absurd 🤣🤣🤣
When Dutchavelli turned 16 and left his family home, he turned to his dad and said "now you're the man of the house".
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Underrated comment 😂😂
Lmaoo😂😂😂
That's a recycled Ibrahimovic line
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Dutchavelli the person who would bring a real gun to a paintball match
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Lol
Savage 🤣😂
😂
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In school teachers had to raise their hands up to talk to Dutchavelli.
A. Anonymous Underrated comment 😂
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I think ur talkin about zlatan
Johnny Miah
All these Zlatan jokes applied to Dutchavelli .. Just stop
Dutchavelli is the type of guy to stab someone in a paintball match to save ammo
Yaaaa 😂😂
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stole top comment
@@yxngsanz2181
This better than top comment
Bad man tings
Dutchavelli gets surrounded by 20 people and tells them “you’re surrounded”
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Nah this is probably the funniest comment ive seen since lockdown 😂😂
😂😂
Surely he will be the new villain on Top Boy. Surely surely.
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Surely surely 🤣
Villain 😂 it's not fucking batman 😂
But can he act?
Zoltan “villan”😂😂
When he stubs his toe he ask the door if it’s okay
Need more likes 😂
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Nah he shoots the door
Lol
Dutchavelli doesn’t flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it
underrated
Imagine if he made a tune with Abra and popsmoke if he was alive, just hella deep voices loool
Nah Striker or Fidel Castro (y.acg)
If you're talking American artists, you can add G Herbo & Lil Bibby too.
Omg him and popsmoke tho🥵💥that’d be a banger stilllll
@Bikel Tyron True, but he does do drill. Pop Smoke doesn't do grime either, that's a UK thing.
AM too
This guy the type of guy to tell his barber he don’t like his trim with chest
Gang Way 😂😂😂😂😂
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You gotta have massive bollocks to say that to ur barber
lmaooo
"A thousand grams in the presser, one phone call that's going up Leicester...."
Too hard man!
Is presser a automatic car?
@@crrofts ....No not quite, I've checked for you in the Cambridge Dictionary.
Presser:
Someone whose job is to make clothes smooth by ironing them....
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I don’t get it
@@fahema4612 Don't worry about it
L W please I wanna know
Dutch's Air Force are too scared to crease
Looool
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before the boogieman goes to bed he checks his closet for dutchavelli
Ffs 🤣🤣🤣
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He sounds like he hit puberty when he was born.
Maybe even earlier
daire roe in his mother’s womb
fuck you when he was in his da’s balls bro
Nah puberty didn’t hit him he hit puberty
@@cpollard9994 dude ahaha
Parents in 2020 telling there kids "go to sleep before dutchavelli comes"
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Funniest comment so far
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Lmao
jajajajaajajajajaajajajaajajajajaajaj
Dutch doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
Lmao
K I N G seriously it’s mad 😂😂 like wtf
Lmao, these comments are killing me. Nutters.
Bruv these comments kill me🤣🤣
dude this is the funniest comment i ever seen on youtube NO FUCKING LIE . BLESS u
this guy sounds like what black air forces would sound like
LOOOL
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videos not even dropped yet
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I asked Dutch the other day
"Yo fam how many pull ups can you do "
He replied
"All of them "
Ghost Familia 😂😂
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah🤣
Dutchavelli looks the final boss battle in games.
Swear someone said this in the comments in his last video
1 AlixxxX 1 dead
When Dutch takes his dog for a walk at the park, his dog tells people that Dutchavelli doesn't bite
Jajjajaj
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Huh?
Hehe 😎
Hahaha
sounds like he drinks a pint of diesel with his cereal in the mornings
Huzayfa D 😂😂😂😂
Nah he uses the diesel as milk 😂
Ini man drinks that straight fuel🤣🤣
Dan Clark 😂😂😂
Seen 'Directed by Stefflon Don' and couldnt resist smiling. That's how a sis supports her bro.
When Dutchavelli comes to your house he gives you the WiFi password
Hypebeast Tips hahaha
@Izi Ugbiyobo 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Some jokeman
Hypebeast Tips 😭😭😭😭
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When dutchavelli goes to a restaurant the waiter gives *him* the tip
PAUSEEE!!!!
wait what does he give him ???????????
rr vd 😳😳😳😳
i think you meant a tip and not the tip *I HOPE*
@@tedbearsavage1238 both
surely this man is next up, and if he isn't we're all in trouble.
Duthavelli the type of guy who use to give his teachers homework
I heard this guy doesn't do consign but he still comes back with like 2 at a time
When Dutchavelli was born, man drove his Dad & Marj home from the hospital.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yoooo this comment is too underated🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Imam Santa its stolen thats why
“18 Hunna for the new rusty - I wish a man would try bump me” too cold
I actually dunno what it means tho can u explain
いきすちそ In the line before he says he paid 500 for a brand new shotgun, then he compares it to Dave and Headie One’s song where they say they paid 1800 for a new gun. He’s basically saying Headie One got ripped off and that no one could overcharge him like that.
Dutchavelli type guy to wake his parents up to tell them hes going to bed
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loooool this is funnier the more u read it😂😂😂😂😂😂
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You can thank me later
@@Sigma-Midset ded
Gotta respect that the whole country clapped for this bangers release lol 👊🧨🧨
😂 underrated comment
Dutch used to make the teachers stand in the corner in primary school.
Dutchavelli shouldn’t be anywhere near a school 🥴🤦🏻
Dutchs the type of guy to tell boris to stay inside. One day after Boris has to stay home 😂😂
Sheff don best comment so far still
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Now boris actually has to stay inside😂
Who's here after Boris Johnson got COVID19 . kmt
These premieres come like a lockdown concert
I stopped Dutchavelli the other day & he left me with a caution
Well done mate he shouted u out on his insta story😂😂💯
Behind the scenes footage revealed. th-cam.com/video/yGAHQhDkWKI/w-d-xo.html
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He pulled ME over the other day 🤯
I stopped Mr Dutchavelli to conduct a breathyliser test. Luckily I wasn't driving over the limit and we had a quick friendly chat. Nice chap
When Dutch was a kid and would visit his grandparents, he would tell them stories before sleep.
Officer: is this you’re 1st jog of the day?
Dutchavelli: OF COURSE I LIED
Dutchavelli gargles stones after he’s brushed his teeth
Ahahahaha this got me
Sol Butler gravel toot ass nigga
“Lord Jesus, I come to You as a sinner, I repent of my sins and ask for your forgiveness. I believe with all my heart that You died on the cross and rose up again for my sins.”
I open my heart to You and receive You as my Lord and personal Saviour. Please take control of my life and make me what You want me to be. From today, I am Yours and You are mine.
Thank You, Father for this wonderful gift of salvation, Amen.”
What the fuck?!
Amenn
How u gonna put this on a song that is talking bought guns and stabbings???
What coulda been, damn. The streets will not forget the mad run he had during COVID-19
The most potential
This is the thanos of London lol , and he doesn’t need stones.
FAAAACTS
Mark Ndugga na CB Is the thanos of London
Burner*
CB 7th is Thanos , ain't no maybe ifs or buts 🤷🏽♂️
Bum lickas
Imagine Dutch and Pop Smoke on a track would’ve been a mazza.
Dutchavelli the type of person to give the driving instructor driving lessons.
Here is a perfect example of quality over quantity.
Sure
@@mzeecreezy9788 -ly
@@goonerafc4977 saw what u did there
Facts
Surely
The donny riding that back at 2:30 had me creasing looool
Vibe Ride Audio dont ever violate bobz
Burakk loool shut up u nerd
lol that’s a woman vs boy
Dutchavelli really murdered someone just so he could get the police tent in the video
KrashRAIN fuck sake hahah
😂😂😂✂️
are all his fans white kids? 😂😂😂
@@YusuphYT what does that have with race??
killer shut up man go back to eating ya Lidl bread off the floor, srsly some man are dun out here
It's been three years and I still crave for this song 😊
What a gay adjective
@@p4klilmax that’s the way you see it
Dutchavelli definitely drinks diesel and eats his opps.
He’s the type of guy that gives his barber a trim
He’s the type of guy that tells the barber he doesn’t like his trim
Dutchavelli the type of person that makes Florida man seem normal
😂😂😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 lol Dutch scary but idk bro . Florida is on a diff level
@@zacmiles5342 im from tampa trust hell fit rite in with my gs
dutchavelli the type of guy who can do a wheelie on a unicycle :)
Dutch sounds like he’s never drank water and eats cigarettes for breakfast, lunch and dinner
Elijah Mwanga 🤣🤣🤣
Carlton superkings
Elijah Mwanga original
😂
@@squeeze4peas Marlboro Red, grandpa lungs
When dutchavelli became 18 his parents moved out
😭
I’m done with these comments 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best 1
I swear, I never seen a better comments section than Dutchavelli vids lmao
@Tomás Mac Donnchaidh I said it first tho
Now all we need is Deep Green x Dutch
big fax
That hard drill with that hard voice 🇬🇧🔥
Love from Italy 🇮🇹
He's the type of guy to make his air forces uncrease
DUTCHAVELLI WILL LET BORIS KNOW WHEN HES ALLOWED TO LIFT THE LOCK DOWN .🤣🤣🤣
Shush man
F9 Mulla word 🤣
“I just got two in a arm but I need me 100 bricks like bumpy” 🥶🥶🥶❄️you a legend if you understood that bat
Dutch once uppercutted a horse, that was the first giraffe ever to form
I am a fan of DutchAvelli but after this is premiered imma be a air conditioner 🥶
Dutchavelli actually sounds like batman if he was born in Hackney😂
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You can thank me after
@@Sigma-Midset ❄️
UK Drill News Drill freestyle
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He's like the pop smoke of the UK in term of unique voice
Mtl68W S this guy would actually pop smoke if mans ran through his yard
Coronavirus 🦠 after entering Dutchavelli’s respiratory system..
“Naaaa Fam, im out”
...you merely adopted the coronavirus. I was born in it, molded by it...
@@chrispackemtingwatch4178 😂😂
Chris Pack'em (Tingwatch) BANE!!!😂
Im American n Jus got on this nigga music. Shit FIRE💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Can't lie, I'm not rating Dutchavelli's social distancing skills right now
Turn It Up frfrfr
Sonny Doran it’s a joke u neek
M 😂😂 them man dere that ruin the joke🤦🏾♂️
Haven't you heard the virus is shook of this guy
Sonny Doran months ago?It was some weeks ago and corona been around since december
Legend has it every time Dutch sneezes you hear thunder and see lightening in the sky
Dutchavelli voice is different, unique sound, feeling his vibes🔥
Man 🙆🏽♂️❤️💯 Dutchavelli is the best bruh.. All the way from Botswana, Botswana bruh you got a fan 🇧🇼🔥🔥🔥🔥
2:31 is man holding a f-ing radio 😂
Dutch the type of guy to eat cigars before making a song so he gets the crisp in his voice.
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Hahaha just thank me later
Mustafa Gulam old joke
English= Set 1
@@aliafxx me + your Mother = YOU
Who's vibing to this in quarentine 🍁💨
dutchavelli gives his parents the "watch when we get home" look
Was worried where this drill shit was taking the scene for a second. But dutch is 🔥🔥🔥
The Gun, apologised to Dutchavelli , for jamming.
Well I doubt anybody would apologise to their gun😭
The gun would be too scared to jam
2020 is Dutchavelli's year for real 🇬🇧🔥
Big ups from Buffalo NY ✊🏾👑
Tony Brown shout out to Griselda and Buffalo!
@@malcolmd7050 ✊🏾👑 Good looks
Buffalo is a shithole 🇬🇧🇯🇲
@@Chillerveli 🤣 why the hate on a comment that's giving love. Have you been to Buffalo or are you being one of those tampon-wearing emotional ass men?
@@kynshii been lol only playin luv brudda drm
Bruh this man is on another level this song is to fire and his flow is straight platinum
Hoping his bro comes through with the wavey dances again 🤣
shit was lit
Edit: he had a little one near the end 😆 2:43
His voice hits so haaard bruv
Dutch could sing a lullaby and have Satan sleeping 😂 hard tune still 💪🏽
i play this song everyday. never gets old. "only if you knew" too
If the devil could speak he’ll sound like Dutchavelli
The devils shook of him, what r u on
Dutchavelii is the person that makes u say sorry when he does something wrong
lool
No one:
Still no one:
Dutch: "TRUST"
😂😂
Dutchavelli has some banger songs, that’s one of them 😵🔥
Dutch uses he’s hand instead of a teaspoon to take the tea bag out of the mug
I thought that's what you normally do LOL
That's what I do! Fingers made of steel 😁
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I do to
Last time Dutchavelli went to court he sentenced the judge to life
Another banger 🔥🔥🔥🤦🏾♂️
This man is a real g. Can jus tell by the way he carries himself
if they ever make a GTA in London, Dutchavelli has to be the main character.
He'll probs be a mob boss
He’s too hard to be the main character. Loski would be the perfect main character and Dutchaveli would be that one boss man that sends you on crazy missions.
Nina yhyh
He has to be a character for sure😤
He the type of guy to throw snowballs with rocks on them
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Dutchavelli got diagnosed with coronavirus:
The doctors said the virus will only be able to make a partial recovery
U basically copied the other guy u fuck
@@umr4h138 really?
@@yakz9885 dont act like u didnt know
@@umr4h138 oo sorry mate
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Just thank me later
keep it goin with the good work Dutch. you should be one of the greatest soon. luv from HAITI.
This song makes me want to sentence the judge to lifetime in prison.