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When dutch turns off all the lights downstairs the demons run away from him
looool
@@KimliksizDevlet. that's wet ngl
th-cam.com/video/OQqoIwiscfw/w-d-xo.html LINKTEKI VIDEO YA BIR BAK 😱😱
Best one yet 😂
these jokes r getting so lame
Dutch don’t flush the toilet he just scares the shit out of it.
This is the best and most creative one fr
This the most creative one I've seen
Haha, didn’t bang
This is gold mate
Frfr
I need a videos of Dutchavelli reacting to all of these “if dutchavelli was” comments
He does react to em in his insta
Yh
Yxng Raz on live?
Musical Maniac no he puts tictoks about him in his insta
On bd bro
Dutchavelli tells his parents how his teachers are doing at parents evening
🤣🤣🤣
"yh mum they're all giving me full marks"and yes dad they patterned up
😂
One of the best ive seen 😂
Or Dutch tells the teachers how he’s parents are doing 😂😂😂
Dutchavelli the person who would bring a real gun to a paintball match
Washed
Celebrity Drama copied
Deaaaad 💀💀💀
LMAOOOO
Stfu
When Duchavelli gets married, his girlfriends dad is the one that asks for Duchavellis blessing
1st comment
😂😂😂
It’s reyt
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This comments killed me off 👌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dutchavelli doesnt mow his lawn, he dares it to grow
i cant lie im about to cry
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣best one
😂😂
Lmfaoo
Everyone talking about how deep his voice is but not talking about how much of a hard time he must of had raising 2 parents as a kid 😔
@@xfs-tiago-l6681 Fuck you crying about?
@@Mikhashilin gay Fortnite profile pic and you play with Lego’s 💀
@@xfs-tiago-l6681 This fucking guy went to my profile to try and roast me lmfao gtfouta here keep crying guess who made a rack by "Playing with Lego's"
Damn😂💔
When dutch plays minecraft, monsters can’t sleep when he’s nearby
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣😂
im done this is the best one yet
@K I N G . L U C I F E R if u had a childhood u played it but some man are too prestige like u
Shut up dutch don’t play Minecraft cause he ain’t gay u batty boy
When Dutch was in year 7, he’d kick the year 11’s ball over the fence...
Old comment they said in I dunno U need to update broo 😂😂😂
@@jafaromar1661 we only have limited amounts left idk if we have more for the music vid after next
Stolen
He kicked the year 11's over the fence
Got man crying here haha
“Retaliation is a must, ain’t no maybe ifs or buts”- 14🔥 one of the most iconic lines drill
FACTS MAN AHAHA TOO GOOD
🇦🇺🇦🇺
It’s up there with “if gang pull up, r u gonna back ur bredren?”💯💯
Eetswa
Two dot dots no ratio?
Dutchavelli the type of person to use a grenade at a snowball fight.
I uploaded Bando Diaries REMIX Without DIVINE & Kekra's Verses, if you don't like their parts check it out.
🤣
When Dutchavelli's phone rings in the cinema, they pause the movie
Used joke already
Used yu wet wipe
Usedd and robbed 🤣
Dutchavellli running from opps 👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
clean version on my channel
When Dutch crosses the road, Cars look both ways
Hard 💀
😂😂😂😂
Wtf that's funny
😭🤣
When dutchavelli swims the water comes up for air
Hahaha
Like this one😂
th-cam.com/video/5sfPTTXP7PU/w-d-xo.html
This is the best one I personally seen 😂
Dutch once beat the sun in a staring contest. It's how we have night time.
this comment is underrated
When Dutch installed Windows OS they had to ask for his terms and conditions.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAHAH 😂
Ooo my God😂
Lmaooo this the best one yeat
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂wtf blud
When Dutch came to work late,his colleagues apologised for coming in too early
hhahahahahah maddddd
@@franklinkingz210 *Is Richi A Danger To Opps:*th-cam.com/video/Ligg-630gWk/w-d-xo.html
AHAHAHAH
Pressplay Media stfu fake pressplay🖕
Dutch the type of guy to tell his parents how the teachers did on parents evening
LOOOOOOL don't kill me
😂😂😂😂😂
Creative
Ddm 🤣😭
Dutch is the type of person to get the waiter to tip him
Lol
Dutch went to get food during a football match this is now called half time.
😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂💀
When dutchavelli was at skl, he’d move his teachers down sets
nahhh this is too jokes 😂
Dutchavelli stabbing a yute on CCTV👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
weliz You wallad.
best one😭
Incoming "When Dutchavelli..." and "Dutchavelli's the type of guy to..." comments 😂
it’s getting pretty dead now icl 🤣🤣
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Charlie was ded time ago ngl bare jus beating a ded horse
The original ones are jokes
Von trus me just wet kids new to drill commenting about random shit
Who came here to laugh 😂 at the comments👇🏾
Stop begging it
stop ngga
I’m bussing up great comedy lol
I come here to laugh at the people
When Dutch went to school late the teachers said sorry to him.
If you're gonna make that joke at least make it properly
Zombieslayer0044 stfu u nerd🤦🏽♂️
F H shut up wet yute with your overused jokes
Royal Dragon your vocabulary is indeed unique my fellow gentlemen
When Dutch goes for a leak during Cinema, they pause the film straight away
Dutch Don’t Need a Trim - He Decides when his Hair Should Grow
LOOL
This one is good
64szn _ Thanks its my own (its Copyrighted) loll
R
Dutch doesn't need water to survive , water needs him .
This guy slapped the doctors when he was born to see if they’d cry
Tf
🤣🤣
RAHHH come on 😂
Vt
When dutchavelli was on death row he asked the guards what they want for their last meal
Underrated 🤣
Best so far 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Goea Smith underrated asf 😭😭😭
tf was that 1:50
When Dutch goes on the train he asks the inspector for his ticket
Wait a minute.. do they have tickets 😳
I'm doing that next time I get caught
No cap
This song is a drill masterpiece
true
When Dutch dies in warzone, the other person gets sent to the gulag.
This is the one hahaha
☠️
😂😂😂💀
Lmaaaao
When Dutch was younger he missed two consecutive days of school now the days are called Saturday and Sunday
Heard this one too many times 😴🥱
Dead af
Dead comments 💀😹 probably little kid's 💀
@@user-le5gs9kh7x Yutes
Copied
When Dutch was born, He hired babysitter for his parents
Fe
@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! fuck of rita-bots😂
Lukas graham remix is out now !!th-cam.com/video/TYSqYxIDGGU/w-d-xo.html
When Dutchavelli catches corona, corona had to isolate for 14 days
This guy looks like he could win a staring contest with his reflection.
Alan Peka That is a good one
Dutchavelli is the reason Humpty Dumpty fell of the wall
Best one idc🤣🤣
The only one im gonna accept 😂🤦🏽♂️
Dutch the only guy that can put him back together again xD
Na this one banged fairplay😂
hahahahah😐😐😐😐😐
Dutch’s teachers apologised for teaching while he spokeEdit: since this has so many likes can you guys start turning these likes in to subs
😂 Could u sub to me if you don’t mind 😃
@@Jack_nicholls *Is Richi A Danger To Opps:*th-cam.com/video/Ligg-630gWk/w-d-xo.html
th-cam.com/video/fk4TqiWXZSg/w-d-xo.html check her😤😤
Dutch is the guy to bring a real gun to a paintball fight
I keep seeing this comment on all of his songs
Is a copied comment. First was said to Chief Keef from Chicago
He’s the type to bring a kid to a mother’s meeting
@@maoriginal7254 whAt?
He’s innocent
Dutch doesn’t plead in court, the judge pleads to Dutch
shut up man
Shuush
Shayo Tinde I was too early I was panicking to think of one 😂
When dutch goes to thorpe park, he checks the emloyees height
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Best one still hahahah
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dutchavelli the type to ask his girls dad what his intentions are
Dutch the type to tell his girls dad what his actual intentions are 😅
fam this comment hits different now XD
@@huzaifa199770 LOL
when dutch got stabbed, the knife was put in the hospital
Hahahhahahaha
Dutchavelli’s the type of guy to bring a mattress to a pillow fight
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Good one😂
Money Mitch nah fuck you
When dutch gets pulled over by the feds they show him their license and registration
㊙️
Dutch pull over the feds😂
Dutchavelli brings his parents home after school.
☺️😌☺️☺️😊🔅🔅🔅🔅🆘‼️‼️🔞❗️❗️❗️❔🎻♟🎗🎻🎻🎸🎻🥋⛸⛸🎿🏟⛲️⛲️🏖⛏🏝📭📮📮📮📮Zu ma r🤦🏻♀️💃🏿🏝🎠😀🔥
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂😱😂😱😂😱😱🍻😱😂💸🍻😱😂😱😂😱😂😱🍻😱😂😱🍻🍻💸🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻💸🍻😱🍻😱🍻💸🍻😂😂😂
Dutch is the type to teach his teachers
Init
When Dutch goes to court he gives a sentence to the judge.
Dutch is the only man who can make Stormzy his backup dancer
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
Couple man called me a backup dancer
Tummas Johnsson Reinert with that name ain’t no one callin you a backup dancer
@@fs-e2818 is that a diss?
some man really said “ when dutch goes for a swim the water goes up for air” 😂
Lmao jokes
That one got me too😂😂lmao
The demon one got me 😂😂😂
Why do you make fun of him in the UK?
When Dutch takes his shirt off in football the referee gets a yellow card
The HARDEST rapper in UK!! Makes others look soft 🔥🔥🔥
💯💯💯💯
He's much harder than the clowns we have here in the US.
when dutchavelli takes a shower he shouts at the nozzle until it cries
Apparently where zebras live there’s a Dutchavelli crossing
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the best one yet
i dont get it
Best one I’ve heard 😂😂😂
When Dutchavelli was a kid he gave his dad old clothes that he had grown out of
Lol.... Omds
😅🤣😂
Dutchavelli has the funniest comment section on his song i swear man🤣
When Dutchavelli walks out, Covid gets quarantined
A-MXJOR MUSIC lmaoooo😭😂
Love the little touch of current events. Brilliant 😂
Dutchavelli asks Netflix “are you still watching”
Omae wa Mu Shindeiru 😂😂this one hereee
Best one
when Dutch was a child he gave his dad the clothes he grew out of
I gave my dad tho 😂
If Dutch was in a horror movie, he will chase the ghosts.
When Dutch puts a bag over his head, the bag suffocates
Underrated
Haha class
Ghosts get round a campfire and tell dutchavelli stories
Best one lmfao
@@lorddshqipe3016 .
Underatteedd af
Dope
When Dutchavelli rents a house his Landlord pays him rent
Gaming King6 it’s a joke, why you so pressed for?
lucas nfubea hehehehheh lmaooo😈
Dutchavelli the type of fella to walk into a Burger King and ask for the directions of the nearest McDonald's
The teachers raise their hand to talk to Dutchavelli
best one so far
A1 Waveyy na he stole this I’ve seen this too many times.
vxltic you donut
Dead one still
Grrr Auwww how many likes has your comment got pagan
When dutchavelli enters class late, the teacher tells him sorry for being early.
Nice one!
Of course dutchavelli was in a school.
@@ojplays889 why wasnt he?
@@ke6382 he was in school. Cause, you know, he may be a nonce
Dutchavelli got shot, the bullet’s funeral is tomorrow
㊗️
Dat joke has been used already u bean head yute💀😄
peeway gg idk where the jokes been used but I didn’t copy anyone I literally came up with it on spot u Neanderthal
I’ll be attending 🤧 🤧 🤧
Dutch the type of guy to shoot his phone and call it a screenshot
In mornings, the Alarm doesn't wake Dutch up he wakes up the Alarm.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dutchavelli is the type of guy to bring a Real gun to a paintball match.
Fucking awful kids
LMMMAAAOOOO
rinsed joke
Seen this comment about 100 times hahahah
When dutchavelli comes to your house he gives you the WiFi password
really funny original
Damn,😂😂😂
@@washingtonbrandon4683 shush
Ffs 😂😂
Dutchavellli spoke once, now there's a whole language named after him. 🇳🇱
Dutchavelli doesn’t flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it
For fuck sake I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the best 🤣💯
Dutch doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
That’s the best one 😂
who else is just scrolling to see "when Dutch was" "Dutch parents used to" comments and thinking how did they come up with this 🤔😂😂
Because they're all stolen
🚩🔺️
sub plis
hxzz yh lol
@@giablo9804 lol no
These jokes are very underrated be proud of yourself that can make someone's day
When Dutch goes to his girls yard he asks her dad what his intentions are.
Underrated comment😂
Oh my god this is brilliant 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omds
☠️☠️
When Dutch was in year 7 he kicked the year 11 balls over the fence
Boris Johnson eased lockdown so dutchavelli could film this
Underrated comment
When Dutchavelli says it’s sunny the sun moves away from the earth ☺️
N2 PRODUCTIONS ...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:04 When Dutchavelli throws money, the money comes back to him
Dutchavelli is the type of guy who doesn’t knock on the door because he doesn’t want to break them.
Dead joke
Dead joke still
Dutch is the type of guy to tell the police to turn their Sirens down
Because they found him guilty of pedophilia
@@CutSongss send me a link please
When Dutchavelli was late for school the teacher punished all the other kids for being too early
Fucking hell mate you’ve contributed about 20 of these you realise likes literally don’t benefit you in anyway
@@gbart2devilish570 LITERALLY!😂😂
GBart 2 Devilish at least think of some original ones all these he’s doing are copied what a beg
Stolen, make up your own joke
Dutchavelli could be late for school and give the teacher a detention
When Dutchavelli goes to the doctor’s, he gives the doctor a prescription.
@The Joker 68 year old bangers 😅😂
When dutch is in jail at night he locks the guards in their cells
When Dutch was born he named his parents.
LOOOL
This has been used 34 times be original
Konceited Kai lol why did I find that funny😂😂😂
bro wtf 😂
Dutch Dutch Dutch cho bloodcloth 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
If you invite Dutch to your hourse, you immediately become the guest.
💯🈲️
@@weliz02 stop lying, you beg
When Dutch gets corona virus, the corona virus needs to self isolate
Owkej owkej good one but not funny kmt
had potential to be funny but execution was poor 😂
Dutchavelli the type of guy who uses his Rambo to spread butter
Ong I’m deadass crying rn🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Are you dumb.....lolol
Stolen from An Abz video.
🤣💀💀
Dutch missed school the last two days of the week. Those days are now known as the weekend
dutch the typa guy to shoot a mirror for copying his look
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
dutchavelli has copied the melody from a german rapper in this song
@@keepscrolling5844 Who?
@@keepscrolling5844 no he didnt lmaoo
Dutch once pissed in a truck’s gas tank. That truck now is known as Optimus Prime.
underated
You win bro 😂😂
He doesn't eat food, he devours it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Uk 🇬🇧 got 🔥 rappers this joint smack hard
Man said “My shorty wants Christian Dior, I made her whip majj with a kitchen fork” 🤣💀
Wats that mean
@@94rusha77 majj is slang for molly
@@user-rx8lp6pu4t no it's not lool
When scammers phone Dutch to get his bank details he ends up getting theirs
“I never done 9 or fraud” u Dickhead
Big_Chubzzz its 419 u wet pipe
@@big_chubzzz7876 *Is Richi A Danger To Opps:*th-cam.com/video/Ligg-630gWk/w-d-xo.html
They give them their details???
When Dutch made a spelling mistake the Dictionary corrected itself
How many times u commented these shit jokes still
Dutchavelli the type to bring 14 year old girls home after school.
Loolllllll
When dutch turns off all the lights downstairs the demons run away from him
looool
@@KimliksizDevlet. that's wet ngl
th-cam.com/video/OQqoIwiscfw/w-d-xo.html LINKTEKI VIDEO YA BIR BAK 😱😱
Best one yet 😂
these jokes r getting so lame
Dutch don’t flush the toilet he just scares the shit out of it.
This is the best and most creative one fr
This the most creative one I've seen
Haha, didn’t bang
This is gold mate
Frfr
I need a videos of Dutchavelli reacting to all of these “if dutchavelli was” comments
He does react to em in his insta
Yh
Yxng Raz on live?
Musical Maniac no he puts tictoks about him in his insta
On bd bro
Dutchavelli tells his parents how his teachers are doing at parents evening
🤣🤣🤣
"yh mum they're all giving me full marks"and yes dad they patterned up
😂
One of the best ive seen 😂
Or Dutch tells the teachers how he’s parents are doing 😂😂😂
Dutchavelli the person who would bring a real gun to a paintball match
Washed
Celebrity Drama copied
Deaaaad 💀💀💀
LMAOOOO
Stfu
When Duchavelli gets married, his girlfriends dad is the one that asks for Duchavellis blessing
1st comment
😂😂😂
It’s reyt
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This comments killed me off 👌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dutchavelli doesnt mow his lawn, he dares it to grow
i cant lie im about to cry
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣best one
😂😂
Lmfaoo
Everyone talking about how deep his voice is but not talking about how much of a hard time he must of had raising 2 parents as a kid 😔
Stfu
@@xfs-tiago-l6681 Fuck you crying about?
@@Mikhashilin gay Fortnite profile pic and you play with Lego’s 💀
@@xfs-tiago-l6681 This fucking guy went to my profile to try and roast me lmfao gtfouta here keep crying guess who made a rack by "Playing with Lego's"
Damn😂💔
When dutch plays minecraft, monsters can’t sleep when he’s nearby
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣😂
im done this is the best one yet
@K I N G . L U C I F E R if u had a childhood u played it but some man are too prestige like u
Shut up dutch don’t play Minecraft cause he ain’t gay u batty boy
When Dutch was in year 7, he’d kick the year 11’s ball over the fence...
Old comment they said in I dunno
U need to update broo 😂😂😂
@@jafaromar1661 we only have limited amounts left idk if we have more for the music vid after next
Stolen
He kicked the year 11's over the fence
Got man crying here haha
“Retaliation is a must, ain’t no maybe ifs or buts”- 14🔥 one of the most iconic lines drill
FACTS MAN AHAHA TOO GOOD
🇦🇺🇦🇺
It’s up there with “if gang pull up, r u gonna back ur bredren?”💯💯
Eetswa
Two dot dots no ratio?
Dutchavelli the type of person to use a grenade at a snowball fight.
I uploaded Bando Diaries REMIX Without DIVINE & Kekra's Verses, if you don't like their parts check it out.
🤣
When Dutchavelli's phone rings in the cinema, they pause the movie
Used joke already
Used yu wet wipe
Usedd and robbed 🤣
Dutchavellli running from opps 👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
clean version on my channel
When Dutch crosses the road, Cars look both ways
Hard 💀
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Wtf that's funny
😭🤣
When dutchavelli swims the water comes up for air
Hahaha
Like this one😂
th-cam.com/video/5sfPTTXP7PU/w-d-xo.html
😂😂
This is the best one I personally seen 😂
Dutch once beat the sun in a staring contest. It's how we have night time.
this comment is underrated
When Dutch installed Windows OS they had to ask for his terms and conditions.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAHAH 😂
Ooo my God😂
Lmaooo this the best one yeat
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂wtf blud
When Dutch came to work late,his colleagues apologised for coming in too early
hhahahahahah maddddd
@@franklinkingz210 *Is Richi A Danger To Opps:*
th-cam.com/video/Ligg-630gWk/w-d-xo.html
AHAHAHAH
Pressplay Media stfu fake pressplay🖕
Dutch the type of guy to tell his parents how the teachers did on parents evening
LOOOOOOL don't kill me
th-cam.com/video/5sfPTTXP7PU/w-d-xo.html
😂😂😂😂😂
Creative
Ddm 🤣😭
Dutch is the type of person to get the waiter to tip him
😂😂😂
Lol
Dutch went to get food during a football match this is now called half time.
😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂💀
😂😂😂😂
When dutchavelli was at skl, he’d move his teachers down sets
nahhh this is too jokes 😂
Dutchavelli stabbing a yute on CCTV👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
weliz You wallad.
best one😭
Incoming "When Dutchavelli..." and "Dutchavelli's the type of guy to..." comments 😂
it’s getting pretty dead now icl 🤣🤣
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Charlie was ded time ago ngl bare jus beating a ded horse
The original ones are jokes
Von trus me just wet kids new to drill commenting about random shit
Who came here to laugh 😂 at the comments
👇🏾
Stop begging it
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stop ngga
I’m bussing up great comedy lol
I come here to laugh at the people
When Dutch went to school late the teachers said sorry to him.
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If you're gonna make that joke at least make it properly
Zombieslayer0044 stfu u nerd🤦🏽♂️
F H shut up wet yute with your overused jokes
Royal Dragon your vocabulary is indeed unique my fellow gentlemen
When Dutch goes for a leak during Cinema, they pause the film straight away
Dutchavellli running from opps 👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
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Dutch Don’t Need a Trim - He Decides when his Hair Should Grow
LOOL
This one is good
64szn _ Thanks its my own (its Copyrighted) loll
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Dutch doesn't need water to survive , water needs him .
This guy slapped the doctors when he was born to see if they’d cry
Tf
🤣🤣
RAHHH come on 😂
Vt
Dutchavelli stabbing a yute on CCTV👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
When dutchavelli was on death row he asked the guards what they want for their last meal
Underrated 🤣
Best so far 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Goea Smith underrated asf 😭😭😭
tf was that 1:50
When Dutch goes on the train he asks the inspector for his ticket
Wait a minute.. do they have tickets 😳
I'm doing that next time I get caught
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😂😂😂
No cap
This song is a drill masterpiece
true
When Dutch dies in warzone, the other person gets sent to the gulag.
This is the one hahaha
😂
☠️
😂😂😂💀
Lmaaaao
When Dutch was younger he missed two consecutive days of school now the days are called Saturday and Sunday
Heard this one too many times 😴🥱
Dead af
Dead comments 💀😹 probably little kid's 💀
@@user-le5gs9kh7x Yutes
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When Dutch was born, He hired babysitter for his parents
😂😂😂
Fe
@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! fuck of rita-bots😂
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Lukas graham remix is out now !!
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When Dutchavelli catches corona, corona had to isolate for 14 days
This guy looks like he could win a staring contest with his reflection.
Alan Peka That is a good one
Dutchavelli is the reason Humpty Dumpty fell of the wall
Best one idc🤣🤣
The only one im gonna accept 😂🤦🏽♂️
Dutch the only guy that can put him back together again xD
Na this one banged fairplay😂
hahahahah😐😐😐😐😐
Dutch’s teachers apologised for teaching while he spoke
Edit: since this has so many likes can you guys start turning these likes in to subs
Lmfaoo
😂
Could u sub to me if you don’t mind 😃
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Dutch is the guy to bring a real gun to a paintball fight
I keep seeing this comment on all of his songs
Is a copied comment. First was said to Chief Keef from Chicago
He’s the type to bring a kid to a mother’s meeting
@@maoriginal7254 whAt?
He’s innocent
Dutch doesn’t plead in court, the judge pleads to Dutch
😂😂
shut up man
Shuush
hahahahah😐😐😐😐😐
Shayo Tinde I was too early I was panicking to think of one 😂
When dutch goes to thorpe park, he checks the emloyees height
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Best one still hahahah
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahahah😐😐😐😐😐
Dutchavelli the type to ask his girls dad what his intentions are
Copied
Dutch the type to tell his girls dad what his actual intentions are 😅
Lol
fam this comment hits different now XD
@@huzaifa199770 LOL
when dutch got stabbed, the knife was put in the hospital
Lol
Hahahhahahaha
Dutchavelli’s the type of guy to bring a mattress to a pillow fight
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Good one😂
Money Mitch nah fuck you
When dutch gets pulled over by the feds they show him their license and registration
㊙️
😂😂😂😂
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😂
Dutch pull over the feds😂
Dutchavelli brings his parents home after school.
☺️😌☺️☺️😊🔅🔅🔅🔅🆘‼️‼️🔞❗️❗️❗️❔🎻♟🎗🎻🎻🎸🎻🥋⛸⛸🎿🏟⛲️⛲️🏖⛏🏝📭📮📮📮📮Zu ma r🤦🏻♀️💃🏿🏝🎠😀🔥
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Dutch is the type to teach his teachers
Init
When Dutch goes to court he gives a sentence to the judge.
Dutch is the only man who can make Stormzy his backup dancer
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
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Couple man called me a backup dancer
Tummas Johnsson Reinert with that name ain’t no one callin you a backup dancer
@@fs-e2818 is that a diss?
some man really said “ when dutch goes for a swim the water goes up for air” 😂
Lmao jokes
That one got me too😂😂lmao
The demon one got me 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do you make fun of him in the UK?
When Dutch takes his shirt off in football the referee gets a yellow card
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The HARDEST rapper in UK!! Makes others look soft 🔥🔥🔥
💯💯💯💯
He's much harder than the clowns we have here in the US.
when dutchavelli takes a shower he shouts at the nozzle until it cries
Apparently where zebras live there’s a Dutchavelli crossing
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the best one yet
🤣🤣🤣
i dont get it
Best one I’ve heard 😂😂😂
When Dutchavelli was a kid he gave his dad old clothes that he had grown out of
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😂😂😂
Lol.... Omds
😂😂😂
😅🤣😂
Dutchavelli has the funniest comment section on his song i swear man🤣
When Dutchavelli walks out, Covid gets quarantined
A-MXJOR MUSIC lmaoooo😭😂
Lol
Love the little touch of current events. Brilliant 😂
Dutchavelli asks Netflix “are you still watching”
Omae wa Mu Shindeiru 😂😂this one hereee
Best one
😂😂😂
when Dutch was a child he gave his dad the clothes he grew out of
I gave my dad tho 😂
If Dutch was in a horror movie, he will chase the ghosts.
When Dutch puts a bag over his head, the bag suffocates
Underrated
Haha class
Ghosts get round a campfire and tell dutchavelli stories
Best one lmfao
@@lorddshqipe3016 .
Underatteedd af
😂😂😂
Dope
When Dutchavelli rents a house his Landlord pays him rent
🤣🤣🤣
Gaming King6 it’s a joke, why you so pressed for?
lucas nfubea hehehehheh lmaooo😈
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Dutchavelli the type of fella to walk into a Burger King and ask for the directions of the nearest McDonald's
The teachers raise their hand to talk to Dutchavelli
best one so far
A1 Waveyy na he stole this I’ve seen this too many times.
vxltic you donut
Dead one still
Grrr Auwww how many likes has your comment got pagan
When dutchavelli enters class late, the teacher tells him sorry for being early.
Lol
Nice one!
Of course dutchavelli was in a school.
@@ojplays889 why wasnt he?
@@ke6382 he was in school. Cause, you know, he may be a nonce
Dutchavelli got shot, the bullet’s funeral is tomorrow
㊗️
Dat joke has been used already u bean head yute💀😄
peeway gg idk where the jokes been used but I didn’t copy anyone I literally came up with it on spot u Neanderthal
I’ll be attending 🤧 🤧 🤧
Dutch the type of guy to shoot his phone and call it a screenshot
In mornings, the Alarm doesn't wake Dutch up he wakes up the Alarm.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Dutchavelli is the type of guy to bring a Real gun to a paintball match.
Used joke already
Fucking awful kids
LMMMAAAOOOO
rinsed joke
Seen this comment about 100 times hahahah
When dutchavelli comes to your house he gives you the WiFi password
😂😂
really funny original
Damn,😂😂😂
@@washingtonbrandon4683 shush
Ffs 😂😂
Dutchavellli spoke once, now there's a whole language named after him. 🇳🇱
Dutchavelli doesn’t flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it
For fuck sake I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the best 🤣💯
😂😂
Dutch doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
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Tf
hahahahah😐😐😐😐😐
😂😂
That’s the best one 😂
who else is just scrolling to see "when Dutch was" "Dutch parents used to" comments and thinking how did they come up with this 🤔😂😂
Because they're all stolen
🚩🔺️
sub plis
hxzz yh lol
@@giablo9804 lol no
These jokes are very underrated be proud of yourself that can make someone's day
When Dutch goes to his girls yard he asks her dad what his intentions are.
Underrated comment😂
Oh my god this is brilliant 😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omds
☠️☠️
When Dutch was in year 7 he kicked the year 11 balls over the fence
Boris Johnson eased lockdown so dutchavelli could film this
😂
Underrated comment
When Dutchavelli says it’s sunny the sun moves away from the earth ☺️
N2 PRODUCTIONS ...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:04 When Dutchavelli throws money, the money comes back to him
Dutchavelli is the type of guy who doesn’t knock on the door because he doesn’t want to break them.
Dead joke
Dead joke still
Dutch is the type of guy to tell the police to turn their Sirens down
Because they found him guilty of pedophilia
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@@CutSongss send me a link please
When Dutchavelli was late for school the teacher punished all the other kids for being too early
Fucking hell mate you’ve contributed about 20 of these you realise likes literally don’t benefit you in anyway
@@gbart2devilish570 LITERALLY!😂😂
GBart 2 Devilish at least think of some original ones all these he’s doing are copied what a beg
Stolen, make up your own joke
Dutchavelli could be late for school and give the teacher a detention
When Dutchavelli goes to the doctor’s, he gives the doctor a prescription.
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@The Joker 68 year old bangers 😅😂
When dutch is in jail at night he locks the guards in their cells
When Dutch was born he named his parents.
LOOOL
This has been used 34 times be original
Konceited Kai lol why did I find that funny😂😂😂
Underrated
bro wtf 😂
Dutch Dutch Dutch cho bloodcloth 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥
If you invite Dutch to your hourse, you immediately become the guest.
😂😂😂
💯🈲️
Dutchavelli stabbing a yute on CCTV👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
@@weliz02 stop lying, you beg
When Dutch gets corona virus, the corona virus needs to self isolate
Owkej owkej good one but not funny kmt
had potential to be funny but execution was poor 😂
Dutchavelli the type of guy who uses his Rambo to spread butter
Ong I’m deadass crying rn🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Are you dumb.....lolol
Stolen from An Abz video.
🤣💀💀
Dutch missed school the last two days of the week. Those days are now known as the weekend
dutch the typa guy to shoot a mirror for copying his look
😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
dutchavelli has copied the melody from a german rapper in this song
@@keepscrolling5844 Who?
😂😂
@@keepscrolling5844 no he didnt lmaoo
Dutch once pissed in a truck’s gas tank. That truck now is known as Optimus Prime.
😂😂
underated
You win bro 😂😂
He doesn't eat food, he devours it.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Uk 🇬🇧 got 🔥 rappers this joint smack hard
Man said “My shorty wants Christian Dior, I made her whip majj with a kitchen fork” 🤣💀
Wats that mean
@@94rusha77 majj is slang for molly
@@user-rx8lp6pu4t no it's not lool
When scammers phone Dutch to get his bank details he ends up getting theirs
“I never done 9 or fraud” u Dickhead
Big_Chubzzz its 419 u wet pipe
@@big_chubzzz7876 *Is Richi A Danger To Opps:*
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They give them their details???
When Dutch made a spelling mistake the Dictionary corrected itself
Dead one still
How many times u commented these shit jokes still
Dutchavelli the type to bring 14 year old girls home after school.
Loolllllll
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