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When dutch turns off all the lights downstairs the demons run away from him
looool
@@KimliksizDevlet. that's wet ngl
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Best one yet 😂
these jokes r getting so lame
When dutchavelli swims the water comes up for air
Hahaha
Like this one😂
th-cam.com/video/5sfPTTXP7PU/w-d-xo.html
😂😂
This is the best one I personally seen 😂
Dutch don’t flush the toilet he just scares the shit out of it.
This is the best and most creative one fr
This the most creative one I've seen
Haha, didn’t bang
This is gold mate
Frfr
Dutchavelli tells his parents how his teachers are doing at parents evening
🤣🤣🤣
"yh mum they're all giving me full marks"and yes dad they patterned up
😂
One of the best ive seen 😂
Or Dutch tells the teachers how he’s parents are doing 😂😂😂
When Dutch crosses the road, Cars look both ways
Hard 💀
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Wtf that's funny
😭🤣
I need a videos of Dutchavelli reacting to all of these “if dutchavelli was” comments
He does react to em in his insta
Yh
Yxng Raz on live?
Musical Maniac no he puts tictoks about him in his insta
On bd bro
When Dutch was in year 7, he’d kick the year 11’s ball over the fence...
Old comment they said in I dunno U need to update broo 😂😂😂
@@jafaromar1661 we only have limited amounts left idk if we have more for the music vid after next
Stolen
He kicked the year 11's over the fence
Got man crying here haha
Dutchavelli the type of person to use a grenade at a snowball fight.
I uploaded Bando Diaries REMIX Without DIVINE & Kekra's Verses, if you don't like their parts check it out.
🤣
Dutchavelli doesnt mow his lawn, he dares it to grow
i cant lie im about to cry
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣best one
Lmfaoo
“Retaliation is a must, ain’t no maybe ifs or buts”- 14🔥 one of the most iconic lines drill
FACTS MAN AHAHA TOO GOOD
🇦🇺🇦🇺
It’s up there with “if gang pull up, r u gonna back ur bredren?”💯💯
Eetswa
Two dot dots no ratio?
Dutch went to get food during a football match this is now called half time.
😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂💀
Everyone talking about how deep his voice is but not talking about how much of a hard time he must of had raising 2 parents as a kid 😔
Stfu
@@xfs-tiago-l6681 Fuck you crying about?
@@Mikhashilin gay Fortnite profile pic and you play with Lego’s 💀
@@xfs-tiago-l6681 This fucking guy went to my profile to try and roast me lmfao gtfouta here keep crying guess who made a rack by "Playing with Lego's"
Damn😂💔
Dutchavelli the person who would bring a real gun to a paintball match
Washed
Celebrity Drama copied
Deaaaad 💀💀💀
LMAOOOO
When Dutch went to school late the teachers said sorry to him.
clean version on my channel
If you're gonna make that joke at least make it properly
Zombieslayer0044 stfu u nerd🤦🏽♂️
F H shut up wet yute with your overused jokes
Royal Dragon your vocabulary is indeed unique my fellow gentlemen
Dutch the type of guy to tell his parents how the teachers did on parents evening
LOOOOOOL don't kill me
😂😂😂😂😂
Creative
Ddm 🤣😭
Dutch once beat the sun in a staring contest. It's how we have night time.
this comment is underrated
When dutchavelli was at skl, he’d move his teachers down sets
nahhh this is too jokes 😂
Dutchavelli stabbing a yute on CCTV👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
weliz You wallad.
best one😭
When Dutch goes on the train he asks the inspector for his ticket
Wait a minute.. do they have tickets 😳
I'm doing that next time I get caught
No cap
Dutch Don’t Need a Trim - He Decides when his Hair Should Grow
LOOL
This one is good
64szn _ Thanks its my own (its Copyrighted) loll
R
This song is a drill masterpiece
true
When Dutch goes for a leak during Cinema, they pause the film straight away
Dutchavellli running from opps 👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
Incoming "When Dutchavelli..." and "Dutchavelli's the type of guy to..." comments 😂
it’s getting pretty dead now icl 🤣🤣
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Charlie was ded time ago ngl bare jus beating a ded horse
The original ones are jokes
Von trus me just wet kids new to drill commenting about random shit
When Duchavelli gets married, his girlfriends dad is the one that asks for Duchavellis blessing
1st comment
It’s reyt
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This comments killed me off 👌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dutch is the type of person to get the waiter to tip him
Lol
When dutch plays minecraft, monsters can’t sleep when he’s nearby
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣😂
im done this is the best one yet
@K I N G . L U C I F E R if u had a childhood u played it but some man are too prestige like u
Shut up dutch don’t play Minecraft cause he ain’t gay u batty boy
When Dutch installed Windows OS they had to ask for his terms and conditions.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAHAH 😂
Ooo my God😂
Lmaooo this the best one yeat
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂wtf blud
When Dutch came to work late,his colleagues apologised for coming in too early
hhahahahahah maddddd
@@franklinkingz210 *Is Richi A Danger To Opps:*th-cam.com/video/Ligg-630gWk/w-d-xo.html
AHAHAHAH
Pressplay Media stfu fake pressplay🖕
Dutch is the guy to bring a real gun to a paintball fight
I keep seeing this comment on all of his songs
Is a copied comment. First was said to Chief Keef from Chicago
He’s the type to bring a kid to a mother’s meeting
@@maoriginal7254 whAt?
He’s innocent
When Dutchavelli's phone rings in the cinema, they pause the movie
Used joke already
Used yu wet wipe
Usedd and robbed 🤣
When dutchavelli was on death row he asked the guards what they want for their last meal
Underrated 🤣
Best so far 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Goea Smith underrated asf 😭😭😭
tf was that 1:50
When Dutch was younger he missed two consecutive days of school now the days are called Saturday and Sunday
Heard this one too many times 😴🥱
Dead af
Dead comments 💀😹 probably little kid's 💀
@@user-le5gs9kh7x Yutes
Copied
Dutch doesn't need water to survive , water needs him .
Dutchavelli is the reason Humpty Dumpty fell of the wall
Best one idc🤣🤣
The only one im gonna accept 😂🤦🏽♂️
Dutch the only guy that can put him back together again xD
Na this one banged fairplay😂
hahahahah😐😐😐😐😐
Dutchavelli the type to ask his girls dad what his intentions are
Dutch the type to tell his girls dad what his actual intentions are 😅
fam this comment hits different now XD
@@huzaifa199770 LOL
This guy looks like he could win a staring contest with his reflection.
Alan Peka That is a good one
Who came here to laugh 😂 at the comments👇🏾
Stop begging it
stop ngga
I’m bussing up great comedy lol
I come here to laugh at the people
Dutch doesn’t plead in court, the judge pleads to Dutch
shut up man
Shuush
Shayo Tinde I was too early I was panicking to think of one 😂
Apparently where zebras live there’s a Dutchavelli crossing
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the best one yet
i dont get it
Best one I’ve heard 😂😂😂
When Dutch dies in warzone, the other person gets sent to the gulag.
This is the one hahaha
☠️
😂😂😂💀
Lmaaaao
When Dutchavelli catches corona, corona had to isolate for 14 days
When dutch goes to thorpe park, he checks the emloyees height
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Best one still hahahah
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When dutch gets pulled over by the feds they show him their license and registration
㊙️
Dutch pull over the feds😂
When Dutch takes his shirt off in football the referee gets a yellow card
when dutch got stabbed, the knife was put in the hospital
Hahahhahahaha
When Dutch was born, He hired babysitter for his parents
Fe
@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! fuck of rita-bots😂
Lukas graham remix is out now !!th-cam.com/video/TYSqYxIDGGU/w-d-xo.html
This guy slapped the doctors when he was born to see if they’d cry
Tf
🤣🤣
RAHHH come on 😂
Vt
Dutch is the only man who can make Stormzy his backup dancer
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
Couple man called me a backup dancer
Tummas Johnsson Reinert with that name ain’t no one callin you a backup dancer
@@fs-e2818 is that a diss?
The HARDEST rapper in UK!! Makes others look soft 🔥🔥🔥
💯💯💯💯
He's much harder than the clowns we have here in the US.
when dutchavelli takes a shower he shouts at the nozzle until it cries
when Dutch was a child he gave his dad the clothes he grew out of
I gave my dad tho 😂
Ghosts get round a campfire and tell dutchavelli stories
Best one lmfao
@@lorddshqipe3016 .
Underatteedd af
Dope
When Dutch goes to court he gives a sentence to the judge.
some man really said “ when dutch goes for a swim the water goes up for air” 😂
Lmao jokes
That one got me too😂😂lmao
The demon one got me 😂😂😂
Why do you make fun of him in the UK?
The teachers raise their hand to talk to Dutchavelli
best one so far
A1 Waveyy na he stole this I’ve seen this too many times.
vxltic you donut
Dead one still
Grrr Auwww how many likes has your comment got pagan
Dutchavelli brings his parents home after school.
☺️😌☺️☺️😊🔅🔅🔅🔅🆘‼️‼️🔞❗️❗️❗️❔🎻♟🎗🎻🎻🎸🎻🥋⛸⛸🎿🏟⛲️⛲️🏖⛏🏝📭📮📮📮📮Zu ma r🤦🏻♀️💃🏿🏝🎠😀🔥
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂😱😂😱😂😱😱🍻😱😂💸🍻😱😂😱😂😱😂😱🍻😱😂😱🍻🍻💸🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻💸🍻😱🍻😱🍻💸🍻😂😂😂
Dutch is the type to teach his teachers
Init
Uk 🇬🇧 got 🔥 rappers this joint smack hard
When Dutch was in year 7 he kicked the year 11 balls over the fence
When Dutchavelli walks out, Covid gets quarantined
A-MXJOR MUSIC lmaoooo😭😂
Love the little touch of current events. Brilliant 😂
Dutchavelli asks Netflix “are you still watching”
Omae wa Mu Shindeiru 😂😂this one hereee
Best one
Dutch spreads butter with his rambo
Dutchavelli got shot, the bullet’s funeral is tomorrow
㊗️
Dat joke has been used already u bean head yute💀😄
peeway gg idk where the jokes been used but I didn’t copy anyone I literally came up with it on spot u Neanderthal
I’ll be attending 🤧 🤧 🤧
Dutch’s teachers apologised for teaching while he spokeEdit: since this has so many likes can you guys start turning these likes in to subs
😂 Could u sub to me if you don’t mind 😃
@@Jack_nicholls *Is Richi A Danger To Opps:*th-cam.com/video/Ligg-630gWk/w-d-xo.html
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Dutchavelli is the type of guy to bring a Real gun to a paintball match.
Fucking awful kids
LMMMAAAOOOO
rinsed joke
Seen this comment about 100 times hahahah
Dutchavelli is a type of guy that plays soccer with a bowling ball
When Dutch puts a bag over his head, the bag suffocates
Underrated
Haha class
When Dutchavelli was a kid he gave his dad old clothes that he had grown out of
Lol.... Omds
😅🤣😂
When Dutchavelli rents a house his Landlord pays him rent
Gaming King6 it’s a joke, why you so pressed for?
lucas nfubea hehehehheh lmaooo😈
Dutchavelli the type to bring 14 year old girls home after school.
Loolllllll
In mornings, the Alarm doesn't wake Dutch up he wakes up the Alarm.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When dutch is in jail at night he locks the guards in their cells
Dutch doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
That’s the best one 😂
If Dutch was in a horror movie, he will chase the ghosts.
Dutchavelli doesn’t flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it
For fuck sake I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the best 🤣💯
When dutchavelli comes to your house he gives you the WiFi password
really funny original
Damn,😂😂😂
@@washingtonbrandon4683 shush
Ffs 😂😂
who else is just scrolling to see "when Dutch was" "Dutch parents used to" comments and thinking how did they come up with this 🤔😂😂
Because they're all stolen
🚩🔺️
sub plis
hxzz yh lol
@@giablo9804 lol no
These jokes are very underrated be proud of yourself that can make someone's day
Dutch is the type of guy to tell the police to turn their Sirens down
Because they found him guilty of pedophilia
@@CutSongss send me a link please
Dutchavelli’s the type of guy to bring a mattress to a pillow fight
Good one😂
Money Mitch nah fuck you
If you invite Dutch to your hourse, you immediately become the guest.
💯🈲️
@@weliz02 stop lying, you beg
Listening from Texas, USA 🗣🔥🔥🔥🤘🏾
When Dutch goes to his girls yard he asks her dad what his intentions are.
Underrated comment😂
Oh my god this is brilliant 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omds
☠️☠️
Dutchavelli is the type of guy who doesn’t knock on the door because he doesn’t want to break them.
Dead joke
Dead joke still
When Dutch was born he named his parents.
LOOOL
This has been used 34 times be original
Konceited Kai lol why did I find that funny😂😂😂
bro wtf 😂
This beat is sick and Dutch is hard he gets me gassed and on repeat 💯🔥🔥🔥
He doesn't eat food, he devours it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
When dutchavelli enters class late, the teacher tells him sorry for being early.
Nice one!
Of course dutchavelli was in a school.
@@ojplays889 why wasnt he?
@@ke6382 he was in school. Cause, you know, he may be a nonce
When Dutch made a spelling mistake the Dictionary corrected itself
How many times u commented these shit jokes still
this song deserves a billion views no cap fr
When Dutch gets corona virus, the corona virus needs to self isolate
Owkej owkej good one but not funny kmt
had potential to be funny but execution was poor 😂
Dutchavelli the type of guy who uses his Rambo to spread butter
Ong I’m deadass crying rn🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Are you dumb.....lolol
Stolen from An Abz video.
🤣💀💀
When Dutchavelli was late for school the teacher punished all the other kids for being too early
Fucking hell mate you’ve contributed about 20 of these you realise likes literally don’t benefit you in anyway
@@gbart2devilish570 LITERALLY!😂😂
GBart 2 Devilish at least think of some original ones all these he’s doing are copied what a beg
Stolen, make up your own joke
I can tell you about children's diaries
@Lewis Davies nonce defender
Boris Johnson eased lockdown so dutchavelli could film this
Underrated comment
When Dutchavelli says it’s sunny the sun moves away from the earth ☺️
N2 PRODUCTIONS ...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dutch told his teachers to push his chair in after school
When Dutch was born he gave his parents pocket money
Dutchavelli has the funniest comment section on his song i swear man🤣
Dutchavelli is basically a James Bond villain who started rapping
Haha yeah I know what you mean
Dutch once pissed in a truck’s gas tank. That truck now is known as Optimus Prime.
underated
You win bro 😂😂
When Dutchavelli goes to the doctor’s, he gives the doctor a prescription.
@The Joker 68 year old bangers 😅😂
Dutchavelli could be late for school and give the teacher a detention
When dutch turns off all the lights downstairs the demons run away from him
looool
@@KimliksizDevlet. that's wet ngl
th-cam.com/video/OQqoIwiscfw/w-d-xo.html LINKTEKI VIDEO YA BIR BAK 😱😱
Best one yet 😂
these jokes r getting so lame
When dutchavelli swims the water comes up for air
Hahaha
Like this one😂
th-cam.com/video/5sfPTTXP7PU/w-d-xo.html
😂😂
This is the best one I personally seen 😂
Dutch don’t flush the toilet he just scares the shit out of it.
This is the best and most creative one fr
This the most creative one I've seen
Haha, didn’t bang
This is gold mate
Frfr
Dutchavelli tells his parents how his teachers are doing at parents evening
🤣🤣🤣
"yh mum they're all giving me full marks"and yes dad they patterned up
😂
One of the best ive seen 😂
Or Dutch tells the teachers how he’s parents are doing 😂😂😂
When Dutch crosses the road, Cars look both ways
Hard 💀
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Wtf that's funny
😭🤣
I need a videos of Dutchavelli reacting to all of these “if dutchavelli was” comments
He does react to em in his insta
Yh
Yxng Raz on live?
Musical Maniac no he puts tictoks about him in his insta
On bd bro
When Dutch was in year 7, he’d kick the year 11’s ball over the fence...
Old comment they said in I dunno
U need to update broo 😂😂😂
@@jafaromar1661 we only have limited amounts left idk if we have more for the music vid after next
Stolen
He kicked the year 11's over the fence
Got man crying here haha
Dutchavelli the type of person to use a grenade at a snowball fight.
I uploaded Bando Diaries REMIX Without DIVINE & Kekra's Verses, if you don't like their parts check it out.
🤣
Dutchavelli doesnt mow his lawn, he dares it to grow
i cant lie im about to cry
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣best one
😂😂
Lmfaoo
“Retaliation is a must, ain’t no maybe ifs or buts”- 14🔥 one of the most iconic lines drill
FACTS MAN AHAHA TOO GOOD
🇦🇺🇦🇺
It’s up there with “if gang pull up, r u gonna back ur bredren?”💯💯
Eetswa
Two dot dots no ratio?
Dutch went to get food during a football match this is now called half time.
😭😭😭😭😭
😂😂😂😂💀
😂😂😂😂
Everyone talking about how deep his voice is but not talking about how much of a hard time he must of had raising 2 parents as a kid 😔
Stfu
@@xfs-tiago-l6681 Fuck you crying about?
@@Mikhashilin gay Fortnite profile pic and you play with Lego’s 💀
@@xfs-tiago-l6681 This fucking guy went to my profile to try and roast me lmfao gtfouta here keep crying guess who made a rack by "Playing with Lego's"
Damn😂💔
Dutchavelli the person who would bring a real gun to a paintball match
Washed
Celebrity Drama copied
Deaaaad 💀💀💀
LMAOOOO
Stfu
When Dutch went to school late the teachers said sorry to him.
clean version on my channel
If you're gonna make that joke at least make it properly
Zombieslayer0044 stfu u nerd🤦🏽♂️
F H shut up wet yute with your overused jokes
Royal Dragon your vocabulary is indeed unique my fellow gentlemen
Dutch the type of guy to tell his parents how the teachers did on parents evening
LOOOOOOL don't kill me
th-cam.com/video/5sfPTTXP7PU/w-d-xo.html
😂😂😂😂😂
Creative
Ddm 🤣😭
Dutch once beat the sun in a staring contest. It's how we have night time.
this comment is underrated
When dutchavelli was at skl, he’d move his teachers down sets
nahhh this is too jokes 😂
Dutchavelli stabbing a yute on CCTV👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
weliz You wallad.
best one😭
When Dutch goes on the train he asks the inspector for his ticket
Wait a minute.. do they have tickets 😳
I'm doing that next time I get caught
th-cam.com/video/5sfPTTXP7PU/w-d-xo.html
😂😂😂
No cap
Dutch Don’t Need a Trim - He Decides when his Hair Should Grow
LOOL
This one is good
64szn _ Thanks its my own (its Copyrighted) loll
R
Dutchavelli stabbing a yute on CCTV👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
This song is a drill masterpiece
true
When Dutch goes for a leak during Cinema, they pause the film straight away
Dutchavellli running from opps 👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
clean version on my channel
Incoming "When Dutchavelli..." and "Dutchavelli's the type of guy to..." comments 😂
it’s getting pretty dead now icl 🤣🤣
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Charlie was ded time ago ngl bare jus beating a ded horse
The original ones are jokes
Von trus me just wet kids new to drill commenting about random shit
When Duchavelli gets married, his girlfriends dad is the one that asks for Duchavellis blessing
1st comment
😂😂😂
It’s reyt
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This comments killed me off 👌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dutch is the type of person to get the waiter to tip him
😂😂😂
Lol
When dutch plays minecraft, monsters can’t sleep when he’s nearby
I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣😂
im done this is the best one yet
@K I N G . L U C I F E R if u had a childhood u played it but some man are too prestige like u
Shut up dutch don’t play Minecraft cause he ain’t gay u batty boy
When Dutch installed Windows OS they had to ask for his terms and conditions.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
HAHAH 😂
Ooo my God😂
Lmaooo this the best one yeat
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂wtf blud
When Dutch came to work late,his colleagues apologised for coming in too early
hhahahahahah maddddd
@@franklinkingz210 *Is Richi A Danger To Opps:*
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AHAHAHAH
Pressplay Media stfu fake pressplay🖕
Dutch is the guy to bring a real gun to a paintball fight
I keep seeing this comment on all of his songs
Is a copied comment. First was said to Chief Keef from Chicago
He’s the type to bring a kid to a mother’s meeting
@@maoriginal7254 whAt?
He’s innocent
When Dutchavelli's phone rings in the cinema, they pause the movie
Used joke already
Used yu wet wipe
Usedd and robbed 🤣
Dutchavellli running from opps 👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
clean version on my channel
When dutchavelli was on death row he asked the guards what they want for their last meal
Underrated 🤣
Best so far 😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Goea Smith underrated asf 😭😭😭
tf was that 1:50
When Dutch was younger he missed two consecutive days of school now the days are called Saturday and Sunday
Heard this one too many times 😴🥱
Dead af
Dead comments 💀😹 probably little kid's 💀
@@user-le5gs9kh7x Yutes
Copied
Dutch doesn't need water to survive , water needs him .
Dutchavelli is the reason Humpty Dumpty fell of the wall
Best one idc🤣🤣
The only one im gonna accept 😂🤦🏽♂️
Dutch the only guy that can put him back together again xD
Na this one banged fairplay😂
hahahahah😐😐😐😐😐
Dutchavelli the type to ask his girls dad what his intentions are
Copied
Dutch the type to tell his girls dad what his actual intentions are 😅
Lol
fam this comment hits different now XD
@@huzaifa199770 LOL
This guy looks like he could win a staring contest with his reflection.
Alan Peka That is a good one
Who came here to laugh 😂 at the comments
👇🏾
Stop begging it
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stop ngga
I’m bussing up great comedy lol
I come here to laugh at the people
Dutch doesn’t plead in court, the judge pleads to Dutch
😂😂
shut up man
Shuush
hahahahah😐😐😐😐😐
Shayo Tinde I was too early I was panicking to think of one 😂
Apparently where zebras live there’s a Dutchavelli crossing
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the best one yet
🤣🤣🤣
i dont get it
Best one I’ve heard 😂😂😂
When Dutch dies in warzone, the other person gets sent to the gulag.
This is the one hahaha
😂
☠️
😂😂😂💀
Lmaaaao
When Dutchavelli catches corona, corona had to isolate for 14 days
When dutch goes to thorpe park, he checks the emloyees height
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Best one still hahahah
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
hahahahah😐😐😐😐😐
When dutch gets pulled over by the feds they show him their license and registration
㊙️
😂😂😂😂
clean version on my channel
😂
Dutch pull over the feds😂
When Dutch takes his shirt off in football the referee gets a yellow card
clean version on my channel
when dutch got stabbed, the knife was put in the hospital
Lol
Hahahhahahaha
When Dutch was born, He hired babysitter for his parents
😂😂😂
Fe
@RITA , I LOVE SЕХ , WANT SЕХ !!! OPEN MY CANAL !!! fuck of rita-bots😂
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Lukas graham remix is out now !!
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This guy slapped the doctors when he was born to see if they’d cry
Tf
🤣🤣
RAHHH come on 😂
Vt
Dutchavelli stabbing a yute on CCTV👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
Dutch is the only man who can make Stormzy his backup dancer
Underrated comment 🤣🤣🤣
Dutchavelli stabbing a yute on CCTV👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
Couple man called me a backup dancer
Tummas Johnsson Reinert with that name ain’t no one callin you a backup dancer
@@fs-e2818 is that a diss?
The HARDEST rapper in UK!! Makes others look soft 🔥🔥🔥
💯💯💯💯
He's much harder than the clowns we have here in the US.
when dutchavelli takes a shower he shouts at the nozzle until it cries
when Dutch was a child he gave his dad the clothes he grew out of
I gave my dad tho 😂
Ghosts get round a campfire and tell dutchavelli stories
Best one lmfao
@@lorddshqipe3016 .
Underatteedd af
😂😂😂
Dope
When Dutch goes to court he gives a sentence to the judge.
some man really said “ when dutch goes for a swim the water goes up for air” 😂
Lmao jokes
That one got me too😂😂lmao
The demon one got me 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do you make fun of him in the UK?
The teachers raise their hand to talk to Dutchavelli
best one so far
A1 Waveyy na he stole this I’ve seen this too many times.
vxltic you donut
Dead one still
Grrr Auwww how many likes has your comment got pagan
Dutchavelli brings his parents home after school.
☺️😌☺️☺️😊🔅🔅🔅🔅🆘‼️‼️🔞❗️❗️❗️❔🎻♟🎗🎻🎻🎸🎻🥋⛸⛸🎿🏟⛲️⛲️🏖⛏🏝📭📮📮📮📮Zu ma r🤦🏻♀️💃🏿🏝🎠😀🔥
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂😱😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂💸😂😱😂😱😂😱😱🍻😱😂💸🍻😱😂😱😂😱😂😱🍻😱😂😱🍻🍻💸🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻😱🍻💸🍻😱🍻😱🍻💸🍻😂😂😂
Dutch is the type to teach his teachers
Init
Uk 🇬🇧 got 🔥 rappers this joint smack hard
When Dutch was in year 7 he kicked the year 11 balls over the fence
When Dutchavelli walks out, Covid gets quarantined
A-MXJOR MUSIC lmaoooo😭😂
Lol
Love the little touch of current events. Brilliant 😂
Dutchavelli asks Netflix “are you still watching”
Omae wa Mu Shindeiru 😂😂this one hereee
Best one
😂😂😂
Dutch spreads butter with his rambo
Dutchavelli got shot, the bullet’s funeral is tomorrow
㊗️
Dat joke has been used already u bean head yute💀😄
peeway gg idk where the jokes been used but I didn’t copy anyone I literally came up with it on spot u Neanderthal
I’ll be attending 🤧 🤧 🤧
Dutch’s teachers apologised for teaching while he spoke
Edit: since this has so many likes can you guys start turning these likes in to subs
Lmfaoo
😂
Could u sub to me if you don’t mind 😃
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Dutchavelli is the type of guy to bring a Real gun to a paintball match.
Used joke already
Fucking awful kids
LMMMAAAOOOO
rinsed joke
Seen this comment about 100 times hahahah
Dutchavelli is a type of guy that plays soccer with a bowling ball
When Dutch puts a bag over his head, the bag suffocates
Underrated
Haha class
When Dutchavelli was a kid he gave his dad old clothes that he had grown out of
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😂😂😂
Lol.... Omds
😂😂😂
😅🤣😂
When Dutchavelli rents a house his Landlord pays him rent
🤣🤣🤣
Gaming King6 it’s a joke, why you so pressed for?
lucas nfubea hehehehheh lmaooo😈
😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Dutchavelli the type to bring 14 year old girls home after school.
Loolllllll
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In mornings, the Alarm doesn't wake Dutch up he wakes up the Alarm.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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When dutch is in jail at night he locks the guards in their cells
Dutch doesn’t dial the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.
Copied
Tf
hahahahah😐😐😐😐😐
😂😂
That’s the best one 😂
If Dutch was in a horror movie, he will chase the ghosts.
Dutchavelli doesn’t flush the toilet, he just scares the shit out of it
For fuck sake I’m dead 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the best 🤣💯
😂😂
When dutchavelli comes to your house he gives you the WiFi password
😂😂
really funny original
Damn,😂😂😂
@@washingtonbrandon4683 shush
Ffs 😂😂
who else is just scrolling to see "when Dutch was" "Dutch parents used to" comments and thinking how did they come up with this 🤔😂😂
Because they're all stolen
🚩🔺️
sub plis
hxzz yh lol
@@giablo9804 lol no
These jokes are very underrated be proud of yourself that can make someone's day
Dutch is the type of guy to tell the police to turn their Sirens down
Because they found him guilty of pedophilia
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@@CutSongss send me a link please
Dutchavelli’s the type of guy to bring a mattress to a pillow fight
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂
clean version on my channel
Good one😂
Money Mitch nah fuck you
If you invite Dutch to your hourse, you immediately become the guest.
😂😂😂
💯🈲️
Dutchavelli stabbing a yute on CCTV👉 th-cam.com/video/hwEIhXLA6kw/w-d-xo.html
@@weliz02 stop lying, you beg
Listening from Texas, USA 🗣🔥🔥🔥🤘🏾
When Dutch goes to his girls yard he asks her dad what his intentions are.
Underrated comment😂
Oh my god this is brilliant 😂
😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omds
☠️☠️
Dutchavelli is the type of guy who doesn’t knock on the door because he doesn’t want to break them.
Dead joke
Dead joke still
When Dutch was born he named his parents.
LOOOL
This has been used 34 times be original
Konceited Kai lol why did I find that funny😂😂😂
Underrated
bro wtf 😂
This beat is sick and Dutch is hard he gets me gassed and on repeat 💯🔥🔥🔥
He doesn't eat food, he devours it.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
When dutchavelli enters class late, the teacher tells him sorry for being early.
Lol
Nice one!
Of course dutchavelli was in a school.
@@ojplays889 why wasnt he?
@@ke6382 he was in school. Cause, you know, he may be a nonce
When Dutch made a spelling mistake the Dictionary corrected itself
Dead one still
How many times u commented these shit jokes still
this song deserves a billion views no cap fr
When Dutch gets corona virus, the corona virus needs to self isolate
Owkej owkej good one but not funny kmt
had potential to be funny but execution was poor 😂
Dutchavelli the type of guy who uses his Rambo to spread butter
Ong I’m deadass crying rn🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Are you dumb.....lolol
Stolen from An Abz video.
🤣💀💀
When Dutchavelli was late for school the teacher punished all the other kids for being too early
Fucking hell mate you’ve contributed about 20 of these you realise likes literally don’t benefit you in anyway
@@gbart2devilish570 LITERALLY!😂😂
GBart 2 Devilish at least think of some original ones all these he’s doing are copied what a beg
Stolen, make up your own joke
I can tell you about children's diaries
@Lewis Davies nonce defender
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Boris Johnson eased lockdown so dutchavelli could film this
😂
Underrated comment
When Dutchavelli says it’s sunny the sun moves away from the earth ☺️
N2 PRODUCTIONS ...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dutch told his teachers to push his chair in after school
😂😂😂😂
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hahahahah😐😐😐😐😐
When Dutch was born he gave his parents pocket money
Dutchavelli has the funniest comment section on his song i swear man🤣
Dutchavelli is basically a James Bond villain who started rapping
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Haha yeah I know what you mean
Dutch once pissed in a truck’s gas tank. That truck now is known as Optimus Prime.
😂😂
underated
You win bro 😂😂
When Dutchavelli goes to the doctor’s, he gives the doctor a prescription.
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@The Joker 68 year old bangers 😅😂
Dutchavelli could be late for school and give the teacher a detention