@@roxygaming5968 I wouldn't condemn him so easily. In fact, from the sad and bored way he sounded while reading out the ad, it's lowkey giving the impression that he knows they suck and can't do anything about it because the deal was already done.
Not gonna lie, I thought that this was gonna be another choose your own adventure where every choice would lead to an 8 hour long video of plane ambience and the person you chose talking nonstop.
i mean to be fair i would totally not survive cause i have no idea what my voice sounds like, i never listen to recordings of myself. on the other hand though hes had years of editing and hearing himself under his belt so yeah hes dead
@@mikazukihighwaycar Robocop and Terminator being close to each other was what sparked it for me. Was very proud of myself for actually figuring it out before it was said
@@djdbajron1 I never watched a single video he made. Only bits where he was rude, phony and unlikable. Now turns out he got fat as a prank and I'm supposed to hail him as God of TH-cam? Eh.
That’s exactly what I was gonna say! He hasn’t done anything actually evil, and I bet he’s much more normal off camera. Hi issues are just being a bad influence and doing things that are unhealthy for himself
Eh, Nikocado is definitely the most normal guy there, but the best choice to sit next to would for sure be Ben Shapiro. He'd probably sit, grab a trashy thriller book, and read it for the entirety of the flight, not uttering even a single word.
As soon as you said Gandalf the Grey and Captain Kirk i knew what the theme was, and i wasnt even looking at the screen, i was playing fortnite while listening to your video, foolish boy.
Imagine sitting next to Sora and he can only speak in KH memes. "You're stupid!" "Kairi's inside me?" "I'm me, he says." "Two?!" "Did sombody mention the Door to Darkness?" "It's Riku! They put bugs in him!" "That's nuts!"
21:23 this is the ultimate long flight of ultimate jump-shipping good folks, bad food, and music idk i don't travel much and only one will survive i wonder who it will be this is the ultimate long flight of ultimate jump-shipping
I find it interesting that despite Jacksucksatlife having around the same sub count to Jacksfilms, I'd say alot of people would at least have heard of Jacksfilms, but barely any would have heard of Jacksucksatlife. It goes to show that even if they didn't have alot of subs back then, (compared to today) older TH-camr had WAY more culture influence that the TH-camrs of today.
8:47 ME JUMPSCARE HOLY SHIT- 🤯🤯 I'm so fucking happy to have made it in a YIAY after so many years, and I'm even more happy you liked it!! I had a lot of fun making that shit, so I'm glad you had fun with it too 🥳
@@miguelisaurusbruh1158 *shows basic human emotion towards surprise stimulus* “It ain’t that deep bro” So when is it “that deep”? Are humans meant to be emotionless robots?
When I first saw it I said, "wow you might have to sit next to every single power ranger" making a Lemon Demon reference, not actually realising that it actually *was* a Lemon Demon reference until I saw Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White and the Black Knight on the first row.
13:35 “… and Yoshi, with the tongue? Nope, I'm not- I don't have the energy for that.” Aw, Jack, don't be scared. Yoshi will take good care of you. Don't stand in the way of us getting an mpreg jacksfilms.
9:39 TO BE FAIR The suffix for a ship is -craft, as in an aircraft, spacecraft, etc. There were ships that were used to sweep for mines, which were called minecrafts. Therefore, Minesweeper could've just as easily been titled Minecraft.
XQC and Sssniperwolf would be hellish XQC would be having a childish fit at something like Overwatch and then you gotta listen to Sssniperwolf repeat what he said but with "ohh my goooood"
@@not2hot99 Hmm, you’re probably not wrong. But still, at least if you’re hanging off the side of your seat, you know he got good snackies to share. :3
Just threw the song on now. What a fucking throwback, I was FIVE when I first heard this... I'm 23 now... insane. They are also all part of the characters that took down Chuck Norris
Underappreciated detail: the mpreg flight question is all phone camera pictures of the mpreg images, probably because OP didn't want to download those for any reason whatsoever
Not Jack saying Sora from KH grunts like Link when he's actually quite talkative and really friendly lmao (I still don't think he would sit next to him because he's a really curious kid, he literally is friends with Jack Skellington)
From Jack's chart, I don't know half of these people so I'd say 1. I would imagine Ben not being the one to talk on a plane and I'll keep to myself. It'll be (ignoring everyone else) a quiet ride with no interference, despite having different opinions. I don't see him as the person who would argue with random people. He does at talks, but that's not the same as on a plane.
Ok, John, now you have to do an airplane seat parody song of "What's This?" It would be perfect for this upcoming Halloween. Just a thought. I'd support it.
Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambie the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Thank you for the timecode on the Elden Ring bit. Not because I don't like Elden Ring but because I'm broke af and I'm still avoiding spoilers. Side note it's so easy to avoid spoilers with adhd, I forget what was spoiled 5 minutes later anyway
1 and 7 are the safest bets to not being talked too. I am 5'7 and 20 so I might be mistaken for prey by 2, 5, 9 or 10. While 4 is not even a seating option as Nikocado takes up both seats. 8 Alex Jones would probably get so angry and red for some unknown reason and then pass out from the blood rising to his head, hopefully leading to a peaceful rest of the trip, so that might also be an okay spot. (Realistically most of them would not talk to me, luckily, but there is always the chance).
10:00 Assume that a number can lie, and that in doing so, it itself is a mine. The 1 and 2 are clearly both false, and the nature of the 2 secretly being a mine invalidates the 3 as well. While the 4 looks fine, the lying 5 just below it makes it, unfortunately, a mine. On the right, the 6 is the closest available number to being safe, though the lack of available spaces surrounding it makes it undoubtedly a mine. The following 7, 8, 9, and 10 follow the same logic, rendering them all unsafe. Thus, the correct course of action would be to let the flight staff know that there are explosives aboard the aircraft
One of your audible acronyms is to this day one of my favourite or yours jokes. I still remember the joy I felt giggling like a lunatic. Aw, u dab? I bet ladies enjoy that. Immaculate
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I think at this point Jack might just be a bad actor. Like the pattern is way too obvious
@@roxygaming5968 I wouldn't condemn him so easily. In fact, from the sad and bored way he sounded while reading out the ad, it's lowkey giving the impression that he knows they suck and can't do anything about it because the deal was already done.
Not gonna lie, I thought that this was gonna be another choose your own adventure where every choice would lead to an 8 hour long video of plane ambience and the person you chose talking nonstop.
Huge fan of this, please cry
Jack must now make this exact video as punishment for his sins
i hope this happens, i'd love to listen to the one with jack skellington
@@nightmares626
What is this?
🎵We’re heading into the skyyyy!🎵
Jack PLEASE make this
a whole sixty seconds before realizing it's your own voice? brother you might not survive the skinwalkers
i mean to be fair i would totally not survive cause i have no idea what my voice sounds like, i never listen to recordings of myself. on the other hand though hes had years of editing and hearing himself under his belt so yeah hes dead
I feel like sitting next to 'Be funny now' would just be 8 hours of "Brock's not coming."
And when they land, “Be Funny Now, anyone? BROOOOOOOCK!!!”
WHAT???
...on mobile and *SCHTEEEM!*
@@SolarSimonDM blobby the guy ??
IT'S FREE!
The fact I saw Gandalf and Mussolini and immediately knew it was Ultimate Showdown lol
Same!
I was reading downwards instead of left to right so it took me a quick second to figure it out
omfg no when i saw gandalf the grey and gandalf the white i dont even remember half the lyrics but i got it when i saw every single power ranger
@@mikazukihighwaycar Robocop and Terminator being close to each other was what sparked it for me. Was very proud of myself for actually figuring it out before it was said
Whereas I needed both Gandalfs and Mussolini to figure it out
The Jack Skellington bit fucking killed me
Edit: 6:06
My condolences
@@eyuin5716 Why did this get me...
I cried
rest in peace
So true
jack not getting the ultimate showdown reference was killing me so hard
That's literally his generation how did he miss it
Part of it was definitely because he was reading them in number order instead of left to right
@@ursidae97tbf most people haven’t seen the video in like a decade lol
Good guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see
0:31 this after the “2 steps ahead” video feels like nik is the only normal person on that plane 😭
wasn't the whole thing fake? i mean he does seem pretty normal somehow anyway
Nah, he's still an asshole, but "he played us" so he gets a pass, because... _internet_
@@JohnBLZ”he’s not actually fat! That means he’s good!”
@@JohnBLZplease we all got tricked can’t blame it I think he can make a story
@@djdbajron1 I never watched a single video he made. Only bits where he was rude, phony and unlikable. Now turns out he got fat as a prank and I'm supposed to hail him as God of TH-cam? Eh.
Do NOT let Jack learn about Rise of The Brave Tangled Dragons he must remain pure
what's that?
@@toastarc ah innocence
@@nicolebee3283 ok?
@@toastarcyou can google it. Google cost nothing
Never heard of it but i can guess by title and context what its about
You know something is wrong when Nikocado Avocado seems like the most normal person in a situation
That’s exactly what I was gonna say! He hasn’t done anything actually evil, and I bet he’s much more normal off camera. Hi issues are just being a bad influence and doing things that are unhealthy for himself
Idc what he’s like, I don’t want my arm pressed into body fat for 8 hours. Plane seats ain’t that wide
I choose elon 1
, easy, other are did sa😂
Other either hurting me or qxc
@@mesiroy1234Elon has SA allegations against him as well
Eh, Nikocado is definitely the most normal guy there, but the best choice to sit next to would for sure be Ben Shapiro. He'd probably sit, grab a trashy thriller book, and read it for the entirety of the flight, not uttering even a single word.
JACK, DO NOT SIT, i repeat, DO NOT SIT NEXT TO JACKIE KENNEDY
you know hot it ends
His name is John…
@@Maximus_HerediaWAS?
@@vivimos_en_una_sociedad7758 to be exact since ‘63
Jack but he’s violently sobbing for the next several hours
nightmare blunt rotation
13:18 Thank you for bringing back YIAY tokens. Nature is healing.
Technically, he was taking them
As soon as you said Gandalf the Grey and Captain Kirk i knew what the theme was, and i wasnt even looking at the screen, i was playing fortnite while listening to your video, foolish boy.
This is the ultimate showdown! of ultimate destiny!
@@Golden_pikachugood guys bad guys and explosions as far as the eye can see
@@virtualashez and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
@@nefarioussporkThis is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
@@Manontheledge Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Imagine sitting next to Sora and he can only speak in KH memes.
"You're stupid!"
"Kairi's inside me?"
"I'm me, he says."
"Two?!"
"Did sombody mention the Door to Darkness?"
"It's Riku! They put bugs in him!"
"That's nuts!"
Kairi's WHAT?
Becausr it should be aqua
I could absolutely do KH memes for 8 hours. 😂😂 I'd have fun.
Kamala Harris?
"I don't want to sit next to diarrheamegan for obvious reasons." Proceeds to sit BEHIND diarrheamegan, amature hour.
Jack stimming like Jack Sparrow will never fail to make me laugh
21:23
this is the ultimate long flight
of ultimate jump-shipping
good folks, bad food, and music
idk i don't travel much
and only one will survive
i wonder who it will be
this is the ultimate long flight
of ultimate jump-shipping
I find it interesting that despite Jacksucksatlife having around the same sub count to Jacksfilms, I'd say alot of people would at least have heard of Jacksfilms, but barely any would have heard of Jacksucksatlife. It goes to show that even if they didn't have alot of subs back then, (compared to today) older TH-camr had WAY more culture influence that the TH-camrs of today.
Damn. You really aged yourself with this comment💀 🚨BOOMER ALERT🚨
@@vincentgidgard4786 how exactly? I am only subscribed to Jacksfilms for 2 or 3 years but I definitely knew of him long before that
Ive heard of both for like 6-7 years at least. I was a really old fan of JSAL though
@@vincentgidgard4786you…joined 11 years ago. Also I agree with OP
Jsal has been around for 8 yrs or somin
The airlock is the right choice for that plane obviously
The airlock is the right choice for that plane obviously
@@urainum235enjoyer5 is there an echo?
THE AIRLOCK IS THE RIGHT CHOICE FOR THAT PLANE OBVIOUSLY
@urainum235enjoyer5 is there an echo?
@@urainum235enjoyer5 is there an echo?
Sorry I had to stop the video to comment that I absolutely lost it at the Jack Skellington (?) bit 😂 incredible and unexpected
what's this?! a comment on a vid?
Nahhh Nic takes up more than one seat, you didn't think of that Jack
Jack can sit in his lap, it'd probably be comfy
But it would smell awful 😨
@lavender9844 true. We'd have to fumigate Jack and the rest of the plane
Jack calling Archer chill is so outlandish 😂 that seat would make him jump right out of the plane and he don’t even know it 😂
8:47 ME JUMPSCARE HOLY SHIT- 🤯🤯
I'm so fucking happy to have made it in a YIAY after so many years, and I'm even more happy you liked it!!
I had a lot of fun making that shit, so I'm glad you had fun with it too 🥳
it aint that deep bro
Congrats!
@@miguelisaurusbruh1158brother I'd be freaking tf out if I made it on one of these LMAO so ermmmm ☝️🤓 it is that deep
@@miguelisaurusbruh1158
*shows basic human emotion towards surprise stimulus*
“It ain’t that deep bro”
So when is it “that deep”?
Are humans meant to be emotionless robots?
@@miguelisaurusbruh1158 okay bro i love u bro and i wish u the best :)
5:04 maybe i’m just really high but i think that wobbling was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
As soon as I saw Mussolini after Gandalf the Grey, the button bar turned silver and I was able to rate this video 5 stars
No fucking way
jack I am very upset with your statement 25:46
is this real diarrhea megan
“Daddyothree or whatever he’s down to”
JACK STOP NO
21:35 holy shit an Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny reference in the year of our Lord 2024
WOOOO LEMON DEMON!!!
When I first saw it I said, "wow you might have to sit next to every single power ranger" making a Lemon Demon reference, not actually realising that it actually *was* a Lemon Demon reference until I saw Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White and the Black Knight on the first row.
I IMMEDIATELY KNEW THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN
0:46 woah, woah, woah. You only get half a seat
You get his oily fatty belly on yo lap
Aged poorly lol
@@fleeviokmr hehe, yeah
The looking up loot crate and quickly looking away from the franchise that must not be named is super relatable
13:35 “… and Yoshi, with the tongue? Nope, I'm not- I don't have the energy for that.” Aw, Jack, don't be scared. Yoshi will take good care of you.
Don't stand in the way of us getting an mpreg jacksfilms.
what the fuck
bro what!?
The nikocado avacado pick aged like fine wine
I’m so glad that I got the Ultimate Showdown reference immediately.
Jack absolutely struggling with the Lemon Demon one killed me. It's older than your channel man! I have it on vinyl!
Erm.. I have two! Lemon Demon vinyls! Beat that 😂😂😂
26:21 jack, i can confirm if you sit next to me, ill just play on my DS silently.
if he picked my aisle i'd also be like the council i wouldn't shut my ass up next to facksjilms
Jack's laugh gave me the first loud volume warning I have ever seen
9:39 TO BE FAIR The suffix for a ship is -craft, as in an aircraft, spacecraft, etc. There were ships that were used to sweep for mines, which were called minecrafts. Therefore, Minesweeper could've just as easily been titled Minecraft.
21:00 it’s a reference to the ultimate showdown of ultimate destinies.
Gandolf the grey and gandolf the white (everyone is required to continue the song after this)
@@Obamama4211 and Monty python and the holy grail’s black knight
Best jack sparrow impression I’ve seen
0:31
Welp, that aged well
21:30 I just got the theme, and as a lemon demon fan, I am happier with myself than I should be
SAME
4.
Absolutely 4.
I'm 2 steps ahead of y'all.
4:00 jarvis, give me random tangent
it was on topic though
0:44 "I'm sure it's all a bit" more right than ever lol
XQC and Sssniperwolf would be hellish
XQC would be having a childish fit at something like Overwatch and then you gotta listen to Sssniperwolf repeat what he said but with "ohh my goooood"
Describing what he's doing starting with, "bro is....!"
it would be ipad kid content but irl. no volume control button 💀
Ultimate showdown was so obvious. I saw the first row and knew instantly.
Nikocado would be awesome to sit with, he seems like such a chill dude off camera
Yeah my partner and I saw that chart and agreed, Nik is probably fine IRL. At least he isn't a stalker or groomer lol.
@@adeer87problem is you probably dont have any seat left for yourself :(
@@not2hot99 Hmm, you’re probably not wrong. But still, at least if you’re hanging off the side of your seat, you know he got good snackies to share. :3
Jack's Jack Sparrow impression is flawless and doesnt at all look like mick jaeger having his 16th stroke
10:40 i mean if theres 10 bombs on the plane i think it's going down either way wherever you sit
5:43 Mr. Films not knowing Mr. Sucksatlife kinda hurt me. He makes interesting stuff, not really comedy though.
Punch to my heart fr
Hurt me.
Real they’re the 2 best jacks fr
21:53 LEMON DEMON REFERENCE!!!!!! it’s the ultimate showdown of ultimate history!!
20:45 I was SCREAMING Ultimate Showdown the second you said Captain Kirk and Clark Kent
Just threw the song on now. What a fucking throwback, I was FIVE when I first heard this... I'm 23 now... insane. They are also all part of the characters that took down Chuck Norris
4 seems like a much better option now
bro the chillest gay ever
Never in my life have I thought of Ben Shapiro as a good option to anything, but I guess the day has come
0:39 Jack really predicted the future here wtf
2 steps ahead
Given recent changes 4 is prime territory on the first one.
Yup
Underappreciated detail: the mpreg flight question is all phone camera pictures of the mpreg images, probably because OP didn't want to download those for any reason whatsoever
20:50 LEMON DEMON REFERENCE!?!?!
FR I SCREANED 😭
Not Jack saying Sora from KH grunts like Link when he's actually quite talkative and really friendly lmao
(I still don't think he would sit next to him because he's a really curious kid, he literally is friends with Jack Skellington)
From Jack's chart, I don't know half of these people so I'd say 1. I would imagine Ben not being the one to talk on a plane and I'll keep to myself. It'll be (ignoring everyone else) a quiet ride with no interference, despite having different opinions. I don't see him as the person who would argue with random people. He does at talks, but that's not the same as on a plane.
Jack Skellington is so tall that he'd probably take up all his leg space and your leg space too
I mean he's really skinny though so
6:21 oh my gosh, that was the hardest I’ve laughed in a while
2:47 TALLY HALL REFRENCE‼️‼️‼️
HELLO, TALLY HALL FAN??
ANDREW???!?,?,?,?
2 DAYS LEFT
RAHHHHHHHHHHHH 👔
Your account will explode in 5 days
0:32 turn out he will not have all the great snack
Ok, John, now you have to do an airplane seat parody song of "What's This?" It would be perfect for this upcoming Halloween. Just a thought. I'd support it.
Sitting next to diarrheamegan might not be that bad, theyll be the bathroom the whole time so you get a window seat with nobody on the aisle
Similarly, sitting next to shower shitter would be okay because you're not in a shower.
Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambie the Genie, Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo-Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston & Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock & Hulk Hogan
30 minutes of john movies, i am in fact creambing "it" and by it hahahah let's jusr say my penurs
Thank you for the timecode on the Elden Ring bit. Not because I don't like Elden Ring but because I'm broke af and I'm still avoiding spoilers.
Side note it's so easy to avoid spoilers with adhd, I forget what was spoiled 5 minutes later anyway
"I guess we should start with my chart first"
We all know the truth. You can't hide.
28:28 Erin seeing Jack for the first time
9:22 funniest part 😂😂
I saw this comment at 9:20 before proceeding to die
@@catvmfwd-nn8zk what are the odds lmao
When he mentioned jumpscare games, I knew it was coming haha
At 5:02 Jack makes fun of disabled people. Don't bother looking at the context around it, just click the time code.
That entire Jack Skellington impression sent me over the edge and I unironically want a full skit of that
22:08
I hate the fact that it took you that long John
I owned that Deadpool shirt as a kid and wore it in public multiple times
No.
Thank you!!
Actually it's 0:00 but whatever
thanks
False. It starts at 0:00
Thank you so much for this!!❤
6:20 Genuinely laughing my ass off at this whole bit.
1 and 7 are the safest bets to not being talked too.
I am 5'7 and 20 so I might be mistaken for prey by 2, 5, 9 or 10.
While 4 is not even a seating option as Nikocado takes up both seats.
8 Alex Jones would probably get so angry and red for some unknown reason and then pass out from the blood rising to his head, hopefully leading to a peaceful rest of the trip, so that might also be an okay spot.
(Realistically most of them would not talk to me, luckily, but there is always the chance).
I agree with 1 and 7, and being mistaken for prey
i needed to wait for exactly 30 minutes, this was perfect, thanks jack
incredibly based jacksfilms seeing harry potter stuff and immediately going “nope. go back.”
Jack sparrow would be out and abhorrently snoring throughout the entire flight
At 1:19 I would pick seat 9
I am a 20 year old man, MiniLadd would be uncomfortable with that fact and would move and I would take that seat.
This honestly could have a part 2, this is a funny bit.
3:03 If you sat next to yourself youd have the whole row to yourself. Missed opportunity
Yiay idea: "why is hulk always angry?"
10:00 Assume that a number can lie, and that in doing so, it itself is a mine. The 1 and 2 are clearly both false, and the nature of the 2 secretly being a mine invalidates the 3 as well. While the 4 looks fine, the lying 5 just below it makes it, unfortunately, a mine. On the right, the 6 is the closest available number to being safe, though the lack of available spaces surrounding it makes it undoubtedly a mine. The following 7, 8, 9, and 10 follow the same logic, rendering them all unsafe. Thus, the correct course of action would be to let the flight staff know that there are explosives aboard the aircraft
unless we count actoss the aisle in which case 8 is the correct answer
12:53 picking number 7 means you have to deal with CF flirting with Bayo for 8 hours, because there's no way anyone would give up that seat
John Films' impression of Jack Sparrow looks like a lot of people I sit next to on the public bus 😂
On jacks chart I’d sit next to sniperwolf and watch every jjjacksfilms video. On full volume
Nikocado pick aged well, easily the best option now
I laughed so hard at the Jack Skellington and Jack Sparrow bits
You can pet the pichu, they have soft fur, it's a big fluffy rat, also pokemon don't say their name, they sound like animals in new pokemon snap
they say their name in smash bros
Have they not said their names in like most Pokémon media?
10:55
I'll sit on the outside of the plane, thank you very much
22:22 neil cicierega mention :D
One of your audible acronyms is to this day one of my favourite or yours jokes. I still remember the joy I felt giggling like a lunatic. Aw, u dab? I bet ladies enjoy that. Immaculate