I have to tip my sombrero to this guy for keeping his cool. No swearing or pulling hair or invitations to the front lawn to measure dangles. Just consistently underwhelmed by the assinine suppositions, demands, and financial requests of LPC. You got grit, bookstore honcho.
I swear, I dont even know what it is, but LPC is one of the only people who can consistently make me laugh so hard that I cant breathe. He's a mad genius
Prank calling is a pretty good way to get better at it, honestly The amount of bizarre things you can casually get away with saying before people realize it is pretty hilarious sometimes
He's living his dream. A sweet old man surrounded by books. Reminiscent of the neverending story. He doesn't lose his temper despite being obviously irritated. I respect this gentle gentleman.
I used to go to this bookstore as a kid. They sold used comic books for 25 cents each. There were actually about 3-4 guys working there and they were all pretty cool. One dude once told me about the “subterranean lizard people of LA” - something Longmont probably would’ve appreciated!
People never understand the threats with police or the phone line only makes it funnier because they don't understand there's really no recourse. I used to prank call as a kid but Longmont is possibly the king.
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I honked my horn and no one even came outside.
no one even batted an eye, fella
out there in the rain...
@@LPCContentManager the door was locked, Charlie
"What's that phone number up er?"
"You mean the number you just called?"
"Yea, i didn't really see what I was doing"
I fucking lost my mind
tears
Hoop Shoop
Yes i literally laughed out loud too
Him saying "up 'er" will never not be funny to me
that or "chaaarge"
@@notusingmyname2634 chairrrrge
@@dadioprankcalls i'm a shepherd... i lead the chaerrrge
it's "up thaarr" in my head but I completely agree.
"Yeah, I didn't see what I was doin'"
I have to tip my sombrero to this guy for keeping his cool. No swearing or pulling hair or invitations to the front lawn to measure dangles. Just consistently underwhelmed by the assinine suppositions, demands, and financial requests of LPC. You got grit, bookstore honcho.
I dont know how you cant be calm running a book store until midnight every day of the year
😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The man is obviously a great guy
No one even batted an eye, fella
I was u-UUre.. jumpin up and down.
a book store that's open till midnight every day of the year is a bit odd
TM It was Cliff’s Books in Pasadena. They were great.
@@echorrhea "Were"?
CrunkPartyBitches They closed in 2014, I believe.
@@echorrhea Tragic. I like indie bookstores.
Not the last two Sundays
I guess that's 363, but uhhhh...
RIP Cliff’s Books in Pasadena.
they're probably just taking a big long break.
@@mikeweiss8453 Yea, the last 54 saturdays I came down ere' nobody opened the door.
"You can just tell me"
"I don't have a fax machine"
"Just tell me by phone"
"I DON'T HAVE A FAX!"
"So you're saying I have to call first before I can fax and tell you..?"
Where do I send my information!?
WHERE DO I SEND IT _TOOOOOOOOOOO?_
What information?
"The fax number!"
Tell me somethin,
@@ZeranZeranwhat's the phone number up there?
Up 'er is funny EVERY SINGLE TIME.
I like when the book shop owner says "Well you better find out" lmao.
LPC making inconvenient requests just kills me
You must have been taking a good loooooong break
I laughed so hard I almost cried. :What's the # I'm calling from?!?!?" " IM LOOKING AT IT LMAO
I didn’t see what I was doin
I swear, I dont even know what it is, but LPC is one of the only people who can consistently make me laugh so hard that I cant breathe. He's a mad genius
Nobody even came to the doooooooorr.....
can i get a copy of your store hours, by fax?
YOU MUSTA BEEN TAKING A BIG LONG BREAK…I need oxygen help
man he gets this guy so good.
I wish I could just talk daily like how he does in these.
I know this comment is 5 years old, but take an improv, acting, or comedy class.
Prank calling is a pretty good way to get better at it, honestly
The amount of bizarre things you can casually get away with saying before people realize it is pretty hilarious sometimes
@@ZeranZeran checking in 8 years later and can confirm I am a bona fide absurdist in every aspect of my life, it’s really a problem.
The door was locked, Charlie
This changed my life
The ole "I'm gonna trace your call" routine.
do you have tracing paper?
This guy is a real champ for dealing with longmont
Nobody even came to the door.
...when I was honkin' my horn.
I feel sorry for this guy... he's open 365 days a year.. 8am to midnight?!? What kind of a life is that??
more like 36threeeeeeeeeeeeee
A year later...
He probably loves reading and is surrounded by books and silence most of the day.
He's living his dream. A sweet old man surrounded by books. Reminiscent of the neverending story. He doesn't lose his temper despite being obviously irritated. I respect this gentle gentleman.
I used to go to this bookstore as a kid. They sold used comic books for 25 cents each. There were actually about 3-4 guys working there and they were all pretty cool. One dude once told me about the “subterranean lizard people of LA” - something Longmont probably would’ve appreciated!
Except Sunday. Nobody batted an eye fella.
NOBODY WAS THERRRE NOBODY EVEN CAME TO THE DOŒRRR
I can’t believe these people… OUT IN THE RAIN AND NO ONE EVEN CAME OUTSIDE!!!!
Wherree Do I seNd my InfOrMaatIon?!
WHerre DO I SEND IT *TOOOOOO000000000ooooooo*
Longmont just wants to fax the bookstore his fax number I don’t see where the confusion is
People never understand the threats with police or the phone line only makes it funnier because they don't understand there's really no recourse. I used to prank call as a kid but Longmont is possibly the king.
How did this not make the album!?
I can’t take it dude I’m fucking crying laughing oh my god
How am I suppose to know where I'm calling from? Lol these are awesome
I know!
Hel p me
area code is 626, it's LA area
It’s Cliff’s Books in Pasadena.
I was there at various times.
Yeah YOU KEEP SAYING THAT
LPC: Just tell me the number, and that’s all I need
Clerk: You just called the number…
LPC: I don’t know what I called, how ‘bout that?
Hilarious AF
One of the most patient guys
1:37 Oh my god... WHY would you even waste your time answering that question? What a rube
Okay what number am I calling FROM though?
5:05 "where do i send it toooooooo!!?"
my favourite one.
Sounds like the dude is saying pork chop not book shop
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES
You must have been taking a big long break
What’s the fax number?
"No one even batted an eye fella" is that something Americans say? I'm English and always thought this was a pretty British phrase lol
I'm a fan of rimming
@@Michael-Douglas what’s that
it’s rather folksy and old fashioned but some say it
you should look up the history of Britain and America...think you'll be pretty stoked fella
Yeaugh mussa been uuuuh takin a big long break.
i need some gas money
Brilliant.. art...
Masterpiece
I don't know what I called, how about that?
ok what number am i calling from?
How am I suppose to knoe??!?!
this is the best one
I don't know what I called. How bout that?
Well then you better... find out...
@@masskiller9206 the chad question and the virgin response
@@donovanlittler7798 dafuq?
You're not making a lick o' sense
"I don't like what you're up to"
Jumpin' up and down
How does he keep his cool reefing on the pitch knob lol
Where do I send my information? Where do I send it tOooOoOOoo?
FANTASTIC!!!!
One should always call the phone company when it feels like it's up to no good.
How do you not know you're being messed with.
I was buzzin and beepin at the horn
book shop.
Except Sunday right?
You guys open up ‘arrr?
Can you fax me your store hours?
Looks like someone needs to come up'er.
I need some gas money this is ridiculous
This man's a guineas how bout that
What the hell is goin on up air?
IT HURRTS
I STILL didn't get the fax number! Gahl!
Dance like EVERYONE is watching; because they are!
No one even came to the door!
“I don’t understand your listen to this.”
Hey no one even batted an eye, fella
Ųp Ťhaaaaaər
Well where's it gonna come out?? Lolololol
I don't know what happen to your phone, but I can't undestand you
363 buuuttt uhmmm.
can i get a copy of your store hours by fax? 😂
Who is this “telephone company” he speaks of? 😂
How bout that
♥️😂
He could have stopped at seven days a week.
Lol poor guy!
XD 5:03
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hilarious
4th dimensional phone call
hes the original twitch chat troll
He’s been doing this shit since the 90s. He was a troll before the internet.
@@xShotgunSurgeryx 80s*
If he would've just given out his fax number, things would've gone much more smoothly. I rate this 69 out of a possible 420 (high marks)
you're not making a lick of sense
This is.. bogus
I highly enjoy this