Nigu II It’s for people who are sad and looking for happiness and remember that r/tinder has Damien’s laugh in it and the sound of a dying guy sounds beautiful to them Shit did this make sense
apperantly the the avrege american i think only has 1$ after all necascery expensase or thats what an american who lives in poverty has left, america is the country of being stuck in poverty having the system turn on you what a great country wow just saying the economy is fucking horrible "YoU NeEd To HaVe CrEdIt To BuIlD cReDiT oH u DoNt HaVe CrEdIt!?, tHeN GET FUCKED"
Listen, it's true, a lot of guys with big dks are like, "I'm gods gift to women so Imma be as aggressive as possible"... give me a average to below average dude with some common sense/empathy/foreplay any day please over that!
"I ain't no rodieo ride, I ain't no ten second race; you give me fifteen minutes, and I'll have your dinner on the table at six every night!" Lyrics to a song a lady quoted me.
@@charliebuoy This attitude is like 1/10 women. Don't get too excited. The rest are like "I've pushed out babies. What do you think you're gonna do with that wiener?"
Dear Everyone, Does it really matter? I don't know why you guys get mad/annoyed over different pronunciations, Besides, UK/England has been speaking English WAY longer than America. Sincerely a US American :)
I fekin love this channel. Not just for Damien's reactions and readings and all that, but also for the fact that he has MR. KING DICE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND OF HIS INTRO AND I FEKIN LOVE THAT
these reddit are just amazing, it always make me happy, I'm so tempted to try tinder just to interact with those funny people, it should brighten my days.
i got a similar one once on tinder to the girl not dating over 6". my answer were, don't you worry, i am painfully average. got a one night stand out of that one but she wasn't really my type and we actually became pretty damn close friends and still are to this day about 3 years later. and yes, we have screwed around a couple of times after that too which was a win in my book.
If someone considers a relationship some form of investment that's a hard no for me. Being with people like that is like trying to be a stock broker during the great depression.
![[LIVE] : ONE ลุมพินี 87 วันนี้!! คู่เอก "ก้องชัย vs โชคปรีชา"](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YN6e7HVnekw/mqdefault.jpg)
"Alexa, find me the nearest burn unit." I love a man who continues to play along even after he's been wrecked.
As we learned in the movie "Hitch".
How I like my women as well
@@levithorstone2876 yes! SAME.
Has anyone realized that his Twitter account got banned :(
"HER NAME WAS CHARITY"
highlight of ny day, ngl 😂
*ny*
@@Cognitolizard Bill Ny the romance guy?
Ngl i think your autocorrect is so drunk, IT has kids
*N Y*
Nyan_cat 101
*NY*
-an cat
This subreddit is literally the phrase: "I wish that was me."
5:53 sorry bud. Had to do it
Cogniferous nah
Nordelsoup xD
You ll see.. once you find your girl/man you ll be able to bring up that kind of stuff and get a positive response
Cogniferous dude ur jojo profile pic finna make me CRY
“Say avocado”
“fre sha vocado”
I immediately fell in love
someone explain it to non native speaker I don't get it
Blush .1 th-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/w-d-xo.html
@@sunrise5710 noooo u got me
@@sunrise5710 f u
@@dvm7005 here's the actual link
th-cam.com/video/9__ZAwfmitg/w-d-xo.html
trust me I hate rickrolls
alright so the first girl is me. he's now dating my sister...
That's a big oof hopefully your cool with it
Was it the microtransactions?
Nice
So... you’re single then? 🤔
Oof. How'd that happen?
I'm an investment in the sheets, but bankrupt in the streets
Your profile pic matches your name you *person, I hope*
Your picture is what nightmares are made of
Profile pic lookin real fine
@@blehhhh.15 big yikes fam
Same bro
The guy with the "how you know i am a painter" is a legend i laughed so hard, this was the most epic answer i saw in some time!
I literally watched my 16 year old son google search a chick. I asked him if I could do that. He said, "No, dad; that would be creepy."
"Its not about the size if the ship, its about the motion in the ocean." God that made my day 😂😂😂😂
Still tough to cross the Atlantic in a row boat
@@skoshow8418 oh my god 😂😂😂😂that comment was genius
How tf have you never heard that before
@@skoshow8418 ever tried fitting a cruise ship in a river?
I can guess why that made your day
Bro sometimes you’re American, sometimes your British, sometimes your Damien, sometimes your Zach. Wtf is going on with this channel.
Bro sometimes you say you're, sometimes you say your. Wtf is going on with you Caleb?
@@StrzelbaStian cocaine
Caleb Nader Damien has his own channel named Damien lee
Sometimes he's Chills.
@@nobody7817 yare yare daze
That's funny......."It's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean....." But it takes a really long time to get to China in a row boat!!
Not if you live in Japan!
Also, to be fair, the Titanic sank and that was a tragedy, but if a rowboat does eh, no big deal.
@@insertnamehere4932 Well now, you just made my sarcastic remark go somewhere all dark and sad! LOL
It is also kinda rough fitting a battleship in a pond.
@@winnugami That was awesome!! Thanks for making my night!
Me, full volume phone with family
Damien: *IS DADDY GONNA SPANK ME?*
Juice omg me too I walked in and my mom was in the room
Your own fault, r/Tinder videos are usually +16
Nigu II
It’s for people who are sad and looking for happiness and remember that r/tinder has Damien’s laugh in it and the sound of a dying guy sounds beautiful to them
Shit did this make sense
Drawings and gacha basically just say Damien’s laugh makes people laugh.
Juice ak ok
I want him to say what’s up guys I’m EmKay, welcome back to damien
I need this
With your profile pic, you are instantly blessed with likes.
FlamingKillerMC What’s up Damien, I’m Emkay, and welcome back to guys
😳😳😳😳
What's up guys im damien and welcome back to... *DAMIEN*
Whoops, wrong comment 😂
...unless? 😳
Nah......unless?....nah....
haha.. jk
...
unless?
When you invite a girl over 2 smash but she doesn’t bring a controller
“Kirby, suck it up!”
@@ianimateonceinawhile3129 I looked for copper but ifound gold
i've come for your pickle
That amputee guy sounds fun to hang out with xD
i like the look of your channel
Think you guys would have a real kick ass time.
@@legendary8939 that's, good I hear he doesn't get alot of foot traffic
He always starts off on the right foot.
Head
"it's not about the size of the ship, it's about the motion in the ocean"
Guys.... I think i found the best quote ever known to man
Nah bitches love 2 things, cruise ships and yachtes. Nobody ever got laid on the stand up jetski
Someone's never seen Austin Powers
@@LIFEwithBAVAN that was a long ago, I don't remember shit..🙄
@@LIFEwithBAVAN Was that the last time you got any? Back in Austin Powers heyday?
The way he changes his voice when it's the boy or the girl and when he says "haha" is killing me
"I'm an investment".
No, you're a depreciating asset.
Lmao
Just wait for the de-inflation.
Liability
*Only 5$?!*
Those are Veteran numbers, you gotta pump down those numbers
*Laughs in a buck 50*
*Laughs in buck 800*
Laughs in first dislike
apperantly the the avrege american i think only has 1$ after all necascery expensase or thats what an american who lives in poverty has left, america is the country of being stuck in poverty having the system turn on you what a great country wow just saying the economy is fucking horrible "YoU NeEd To HaVe CrEdIt To BuIlD cReDiT oH u DoNt HaVe CrEdIt!?, tHeN GET FUCKED"
SuperHamSniper My mother is Single and has 3 Kids, i feel bad For her because i cant help Bc im not of age
I’m a cop and my tinder bio is “Arresting bad guys ain’t the only reason I use handcuffs. It’s for playing with my kid ya dirty birdie”
How about: "You know all those times you said 'fuck the police'? Well now's your chance..."
@@TheSm1thers Ooh that’s a good one. I’m gonna have to use that
chad
When life gives you lemons he will make them melons
Lol
Than you for Putin this in the comments
“What’s your name, who’s your daddy, is he rich like me” is a song
Name??
Aryan Time Of The Season The Zombies
@@Arin-3 comrade?
@@cranburiedsaul7239
Yes! Eminem sampled that track and it instantly hit me.
@@Arin-3 Its Same bitches by Post Malone
Listen, it's true, a lot of guys with big dks are like, "I'm gods gift to women so Imma be as aggressive as possible"... give me a average to below average dude with some common sense/empathy/foreplay any day please over that!
You have given hope to many men. Well done.
"I ain't no rodieo ride, I ain't no ten second race; you give me fifteen minutes, and I'll have your dinner on the table at six every night!"
Lyrics to a song a lady quoted me.
@@charliebuoy This attitude is like 1/10 women. Don't get too excited. The rest are like "I've pushed out babies. What do you think you're gonna do with that wiener?"
@@JohnSmith-wx9wj I think it depends lol, i mean, there is an in between.
You're 1/1,000,000 lmao
"It's not about the size of the ship its about the motion of the ocean" that caught me off guard XXD
well he's wrong. nobody ships chinese to 'murica freight in kayaks because they're easy to navigate.
“I killed two stones with 1 bird”
-Corey 2019
He’s saying Leicester right, sincerely England
This is true, sincerely more England
Dear England, your pronunciation is trash, sincerely some unwelcome America
Dear America, it's our language, any other pronunciation is wrong. 😎
Dear Everyone, Does it really matter? I don't know why you guys get mad/annoyed over different pronunciations, Besides, UK/England has been speaking English WAY longer than America. Sincerely a US American :)
Mini Zem hmmmm??? I wonder why it’s called English? Maybe it’s ENGLANDS language
Thank from, the bottom of my heart, for saying Leicester correctly. Thank you
Leicester gang rise up
I feel complete in life. Damien finally said it
If only your name was Moe,
Moe from Leicester ;)
0116
So do you just ignore ice and say Lester?
10:31 oh god, the way you said "oh Kenzie" was REALLY unsettling. I'm just trying to eat some toast, man, why you gotta call me out by name like that
"it's not about the size of the ship it's about the motion of the ocean" Damien 2019
Damien didn't make it up but ok.
Guy: But what better way to approach a lawyer girl than to get into trouble and have her get you off.
Damien: ᵃˢᵗʰᵐᵃ
5:54
"Oooh, I haven't had a proper swordfight in years!"
0:26 nanana bud, you have to buy the $30 Dating DLC and then unlock dinner places $15 each restaurant and then pay for the real food.
e a sports
grab ya wallet!
And that's just the pre-release demo version that costs $14.99 to download.
@@ObeyCamp ah, you've gotta point there bud
@@rickroll9063 then you purchase the "Loyal" DLC for 10$
I’d like this comment if it wasn’t at 69 likes
”It’s not about the ship, It’s about the motion of the ocean bby”
made me die laughing😂
Honestly I'm just here for his laughs and chuckles
so these are the people who actually get replies
These are the people that don't put "hey, you alright"
It only works if you're hot. don't listen to the BS.
5:48 well well well seems like you've left one uncensored
What?
@@agajillionareimsorich he censored the 2nd fucking but not the first one
Day 15 of commenting until Damien releases a laughing ASMR
Hippsthehippo
Good luck soldier
@@apricotdaily2972 thank you fellow comrade
I will wait for it with you
@@vo818 thank you lets convince damien
You said the same thing yesterday
OOOH, MY GOD!
The FR E SH A VOCA DO girl won every inch of my soul.
Damien, don't ever edit your uncontrollable laughter out of these vids. They're the reason I watch 👍
I fekin love this channel. Not just for Damien's reactions and readings and all that, but also for the fact that he has MR. KING DICE PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND OF HIS INTRO AND I FEKIN LOVE THAT
2:00 no, the alarm clock has a button to shut up.
Damien laughs in 4 voices simultaneously 2:52
What if I put my minecraft bed next to you?
Haha jk jk...
...unless?
Haha 😂 69 likes
unless...?
An UncannyResembulancé ok
😳
Unless it's in nether or the end (Beds explode in those realms)
@@emberhydra Hey baby what if I put my Minecraft bed in your nether? Trust me, it'll be an explosive relationship!
The first few words....
This is gonna be great
"It's not about the size of the ship, it's about the motion of the ocean, baby."
That fucking killed me man. xD
I got kids!!!
"Ghosted...."
LMAO!!!!!!
Emkay: Makes EA sports joke.
Jokes: Am I a joke to you?
5:45
10/10 censoring there.
THIS is the level of content I wanna SEE!
i swear damien’s laugh is my sunshine
"It is not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean" 😂😂😂
Nobody:
Emkay: titles his video tinder, but shows bumble
0:38 I see The Zombies reference there props to this man.
Well done reading Leicester right. 👏👏👏 It only took you an entire comment section.
Leicester
@@Ah-ec5ch eh?
Ima make a subreddit called damien’s laugh when I get home, look it up in about an hour
Hurry up.
NerdNinjaYT thank you sir
*Do it. I dare you.*
NerdNinjaYT warn me when its done mate
I can't wait this long!
I want to sincerely thank this channel for giving me so much opener material to work with.
12:42 My favorite part.
*"EY YOU WHAT?!"*
It’s so cute when Damien makes himself laugh!
0:20 I did that with one of my friends on TikTok. We don’t have any real sentences we just say random words and numbers and letters.
"I killed 2 stones with 1 bird" had me dead
There’s so many underage girls on these dating apps it’s a real problem
yikes
16 is legal in much of the united states.
Yeah, I'm jealous too that tinder didn't exist when I was a teen.
It’s true
joetca woah there buster
these reddit are just amazing, it always make me happy, I'm so tempted to try tinder just to interact with those funny people, it should brighten my days.
r/tinder: why is their pictures from bumble?
r/bumble: *laughs in sith lord*
@Hooked On Chronics not me
Hooked On Chronics no, your mom does
I would like but... You're on 69 likes
I am what some people call..
A human.
I am what some people call...
Sans
Have you ever passed a recaptcha test?
KaanGaming me?
i got a similar one once on tinder to the girl not dating over 6".
my answer were, don't you worry, i am painfully average.
got a one night stand out of that one but she wasn't really my type and we actually became pretty damn close friends and still are to this day about 3 years later. and yes, we have screwed around a couple of times after that too which was a win in my book.
Your sense of comedy and laugh is contagious 😂
12:43 honestly had me wheezing. I've never been able to say that before, thank you emkay .
11:56 I don´t know if I should cringe or be happy that one of my posts is in this video
Yes
_yes_
Whoever liked my reply. How I just posted that
KottonKitten 2
Lenny
"It's not about the size of the ship, it's about the motion of the ocean"
I'M GONNA START SAYING THIS HAHAHA🤣
*girls who don’t date bigger than 6 inches unite!*
Why hello there
Now disband
Wow, short boyfriend. Did he not drink enough milk when he was young?
@@jorgejimemez1627 Wow you're TRYING to piss people off
*only 10 arrive*
No one gonna talk about how he changes his voice while reading the Girl's convo 🤣🤣🤣...
The Kaley girl in the wheelchair was in my tinder feed lmfao. You must live near me.
Or whoever posted her to reddit does
Never thought I'd hear Damien say the words "let's dock", not gonna lie.
damn 0 dislikes on a channel with 800k subscribers in the first 5 minutes? impressive
I got a match on Tinder as soon as you read, "EA Sports, it's in the game"
I flippin love Damien. His voice is awesome n hiw he laughs at his own jokes is hilarious, that laugh is contagious.
That amputee profile was the bomb. Had me rolling with laughter!
Damien's laugh is the best part of my day
And you really sound like Sans when you were reading out the leg puns.
umbrellazandthangz OMG HE DOES
Who?
Lmaoo yesss
@@JawnTheDawn y o u d o n t k n o w d a w a y
I accidentally head Butt my phone by natural instinct
"Very much yes. LOL." I like that answer!
that ea relationship joke was gold
this "whooops" in the beginning cured my depression lmao
When you want to install tinder to make memes but you realize you are 16
Me: my disappointment emsuble and my day is ruined
emsuble
When you were talking about Corey I pictured Sans the skeleton spilling his guts. See, it’s funny because he sounds like Sans.
your delivery and additions are great! I should stop watchin these tinder vods before they delude me into re-downloading Her
He's too young for me, but that "Time of the Season" bio was perfect. Anybody who can make The Zombies work for me is perfection.
If someone considers a relationship some form of investment that's a hard no for me. Being with people like that is like trying to be a stock broker during the great depression.
It's not the relationship that's an investment, it's the girl. Do you even english breh?
@@LeCheckmate pfft yeah. I know what you're getting at. im talking in a broader sense but yeah my wording was definitely a bit off.
Please , every 5 episodes of r/(anything) , make a video with the best of it
PLEASE
Damien: Its not about the *Size* of the ship its about the *Motion* of the Ocean
I don’t know why but the “I bowl over-hand” had me dying
5:33 “I killed two stones with one bird”
"I don't normally like guys with the name Kyle so I hope you're different" *Sends a picture of a Kurt
3:31 “Ever ordered 10 nuggets and got 11?” Yes. I ordered 10 nuggets and got 13.
Nobody:
Damien: *_Chuckle chuckle hee haw_*
8:11
Damien: she’s loyal we like that
Me: she’s in a wheel chair…
"It's not about the size of the ship it's about the motion of the ocean" that quote is going down in history for bro kind
"Killed two stones with one bird"
😂
Waking up to EmKay uploading is great
256 views
274 likes
566 comments
thats youtube
What’s worse is seeing that when you were on your phone and click the notification the second it pops up.
5:50 mate, you only covered just one of the f words, well done Damien, you screwed up now.
*TH-cam:I’ve come for your MONEY.*
The lawyer joke killed me 😂😂😂