Tuesdays With Stories w/ Mark Normand & Joe List -
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This episode is wall to wall jokes. They were both in sixth gear start to finish. So good.
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Wall to paper-thin wall hilarious
honestly! and chucky boi crackin up is like that friend that laughs so easily at everything. its contagious!
So the countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time have the lowest virus rates and ill health. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.
People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event. The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.
Shower wall to shower wall. 🚿
The gay jokes segment was gold, Jerry!
Gold!
The 'their of the homosexual descent' line crippled me!
Same
There is no better chemistry in the podcast world! Love to hear these two make each other giggle.
“Remember that time we rented an office for a studio? Man was that a horrible idea”
You guys in six months. Probably.
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hahahaha
So the countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time have the lowest virus rates and ill health. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.
People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event. The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.
Still going
😂😂😂 love how this aged
30:47
Say what you want about the new studio but the whispering killed me 😂
So the countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time have the lowest virus rates and ill health. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something. Think of it like an internal wound that you can't see, but when it starts to heal (when the traumatic event dissipates), the healing of the wounds in the lungs will cause pain, mucus, blood, fever, headaches, coughing, etc. You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the "scary virus" that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have the "scary virus", and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it.
People do not get sick from germs and diseases are not "catchable." Disease starts in the brain with a traumatic, unexpected and stressful event. The best example and most commonly referred to mass illness event was the Great Flu of 1918. It set the stage for the current dogma that the "flu" has a season....fall. The flu of 1918 began in the fall, but what else was of great significance that also occurred during the same time in 1918?? The German Chancellor officially announced the end of World War I. Two weeks following that announcement, millions and millions of people who were directly affected by the very first World War went into the healing phase. The healing phase of a Territorial Fear is Bronchitis and flu-like symptoms. The healing phase of being scared to death for yourself or someone you love is pneumonia and tuberculosis, and lung tumors. None of these symptoms will appear when someone is in the conflict stage. All of them appear when you go thru the healing phase and the conflict is resolved. So millions of people began with these very serious illnesses given the length of time the war lasted, and this was all before the invention of antibiotics in 1929 which would have helped most people. This was also a time of food rationing, so the proper amount of protein needed when a tumor begins to degrade wasn't available. More people died in Europe than the US because the war was fought over there. And from that very event, we are told all around the world to get our vaccinations to prevent something that is directly caused by the things happening only in our own lives such as the disappointment of the end of summer, the trauma of a child starting school for the first time who doesn't want to go, the stress of having a new school routine after leisure time all summer.....can you see the pattern here? If you cannot "catch" cancer, arthritis or diabetes from another person, then you cannot "catch" a cold or flu. There is no such thing that only SOME diseases are communicable, but not all. Everything is based on the Germ Theory that was never proven to be 100% accurate from the very beginning.
Joke at 31:09 was first told to Mark by Joe on episode "The Sunburned and Fun" Aug 18, 2014. That was so far back that Mark must have forgotten. Mark's reaction and laugh this time around is much better!!
Imagine having an office next to these two, you'd be laughing the whole time.
Chuck laughing in the background adds to the podcast in my opinion. He's a fan.
I like it too, feels genuine. I’ve seen other podcasts where the producers laugh exaggeratedly and feels a bit phony (Nadav on the Kreischer / Segura pod or the fella on Are You Garbage sometimes overdoes it. Chuck feels legit haha)
@@rawpower12xu 100% agree that Nadav overdoes it….. 😜
These guys seem like best friends. It's the funniest conversations to listen to. Great pod
That sign makes it looks like that Kenny Rogers Chicken episode of Seinfeld.
I miss the cat but the new studio is comedy gold. Gotta get one of the people working next door as a guest!
Need Greg back. Period.
Feel bad for the gays who aren't Seinfeld fans. You're missing so many jokes, Jerry
Ikr, mark Normans aka Kevin hart, aka Jerry. Queef it up tuesgays!!
I honestly got into it cause of them. And it’s crazy how much shit I didn’t understand till now lol
You beautiful Seinfeld queefs are so Tuesgay and so am I 😂😂
I've never seen the boys laugh this hard! Gold, Jerry!
31:30 onwards is the most I’ve ever seen Mark laugh, great ep!
51:45 too :)
22:54 Mark almost gives himself internal organ damage reaching over to give Joe props. We all know it would have been a full back rub and happy ending if they were on the couch... we need the couch back, fellas.
Never a back rub. Would be a knee grab.
29:13 Norm MacDonald used to do a superb version of this joke, but the shower joke that Joe did after was right up there, I’ve replayed it probably 10 times
9:57 Joe’s reaction has had me laughing for two days straight
32:18 seeing Mark laugh laugh is a great moment in podcast history lol
I love the studio era of this pod. Some of the funniest episodes ever
The last 15 minutes is GOLD BABY! 🤣😅
“he was of homosexual descent” lmaooo 😂🤣🤣 this was a hilarious ep 💰🤟🏿🔥
I don’t about you gays, but I like the element of salaciousness this office space/studio adds to the pod. The boys never laughed harder
This is the hardest I’ve ever laughed at a podcast
just wait until the next episode lol
Somebody gif Normand doing the skiing motion 🙏🖤!!! 🤣
I had only ever heard this podcast on Spotify, never seen the videos before this episode, and I gotta say, I thought joe was an old man. Swear to God. Anyway, love the show.
@32:20 I've never seen Mark genuinely laugh. Fantastic segment
I played back the old jokes like 3 times 💀😭😂😮💨🤣
Kramers license plate!!!!
These two vibe on the exact same level this was so fun to listen to
Best episode, you guys were both killing it, I've never laughed so much
Having fat chuck in studio laughing is wwwaaayyy better than having shelbo in studio judging silently
Goddam one of the funniest pods I've heard in a minute. Laughing out loud literally
Revisit this episode all the time. So good
What an ep!!!!!
Those gays jokes were hilarious 😂
I'm at 11:32 and already making dinner sucks less. The jokes Jerry! So many jokes
Thanks boys!
Bro same
Whoever their camera man / editor is should make a behind-the-scenes from this studio for the Patreon. Kinda like the "Smoke-break" from Bonfire. I would love to see the other office people, and their entrance/exit. Maybe release it after they find a new place.
Another good one in the bag. Guys let's be honest if the cameras can't handle this studio nothing can.
The ladies are interacting w/ Chuck…and he’s ON MIC!!!!!!!!! 👍👍
Them losing it over the wackjob coming in the Marks green room was outstanding. Killer episode
You were really hitting your rhythm around the 29:00 mark. We need you guys!
HAHAHAHH Ok this is the best one yet and I love all of these pod's but u both seemed to be even more on point and volleying each other back and forth with the right timing on the jokes and legit points that u make. Mark coming in hot with the "I've never seen a black guy be on time before" I've never seen it" and u Joe doing the Homer Simpson ducking back into the bushes LOL
The CAT, the COUCH! Oh, the pain!
The studio blows! Love you!
this ep was gold!
my side are splitting, I'm shitting blood, i think i need to blow my priest and if he's not in, the chaplain will do
32:15 Mark's real laugh
Mark has modelled for JC Penney since the 70's.Just ask him to pose down like a LAWN jockey.
17:50 LIES lol.. I was at the Thursday Bridgeport show, Mark killeddddd
29:40 Didn’t know a cough could be comedy gold!
These guys were locked in this Episode! Hilarious!
“Women should be barking” hahahaha
Hang a tension rod with curtains on the back wall. You can have them come together where the sign is and it will hide the wires and also make the sign stand out more. Also they make some real nice acoustic panels that hang on walls like pictures, non-invasive and you could even use those command strips so they are easy to remove when you need to take them down. Also a plant, get a plant in there.
what's happening, is this Salacuse giving advice to Chuck? posting from the official account, this kind of looks like Mark talking to himself
@@jvmtube So many incorrect things in that comment. Not Salacuse, Not Mark, haven't met Chuck, just a few notes for my 2nd favorite podcast. I love plants too.
@@jvmtube I think its the guy who broke into Normands apartment.
@@WeMightBeDrunkPod So it`s the hairy boy, right? ;-)
@@WeMightBeDrunkPod well we know its not sam lol
The new Stude has a daytime, try not to laugh slumber party vibe
This episode had me laughing like a lunatic at work. Great stuff.
You guys could record in a dumpster and id still watch don’t listen to these haters!!
I never laughed so hard from only watching people laugh!! That was fuckin hilarious!
So funny. Dont hold back because of the walls
They try to put joke each other so hard that it’s just wave after wave of joke and it’s sooo overwhelming and fantastic I came several times and I’m not even straight.
One thing I'll say about heckling at comedy clubs is I saw a comedian at the Edinburgh festival who kept talking to the audience, then later he got mad that people were talking back. If you wanna do crowdwork you can't really complain about some heckling or interruptions
That new addition of the blinding reflection with the wires hanging from it really makes that master 2 shot pop! 🤥
The fact that they can hear the dial tone from the next room must be horrific for all parties involved lol. The best location is Normand's place it seems. Good couch, good cat, good vibes.
The only way this studio works is bunk beds
The shopping cart guy is a “prankster” type channel. He’s trying to get a rise out of people for views. Cassady Campbell is the guy
I'm glad she puts out for you Mark
Cruisin' with Joe List and Kevin Hart!
Mark you legend! Do a Hi Vis merch range replacing "Construction" as Comedian and wear em on set ( the promo we never knew we needed )
Joe’s feelings seem genuinely hurt when he is described as cold. I get the same thing Mr. List!
I can’t get enough of you guys
Hey guys drop that sign down to head level it like down in between the two of you right now there's a big reflection in it from the light and it'll still be in the shot when it's close up on you or when you pull back. Love you guys .
Mark, I have to apologize for my mom. She's been drinking again...and was that a Pearl Jam reference!?
Hey Hey Comedy!!
joe list needs to be a commercial voice for fm radio
I know you guys are trying to bring the pod to the big time, but marks apartment with Greg is the best
Agree. Also not a fan of bringing in a third mic.
I hate the studio but there's something hilarious about an out of nowhere "keep it quiet" while everyone's insulting everyone else lmao
Would love to have one of the studio neighbors in after a few more episodes. The conversation would be gold.
I could be wrong, I think its probably different in each city, but where I live I know if you're a firefighter inside city limits, it's a paid job, it's a career, it's a whole difficult process to be accepted into the fire academy etc. And the majority of the work is working as an EMT. But outside the city at a VOLUNTEER fire department, I think they might be fire only, without the EMT work.. idk maybe I'm wrong tho
Love seeing you guys laugh like that!!!
Best way to start any Tuesday 😂 👏👏👏👏
I'd love to see hidden camera footage of the studio neighbors reactions 😆
Best ep in a while
List, fidance and Sutton should really do a full time show every day 4 hours minimum. If there is a god this will happen.
Pjiski and Bart guest every episode
Mark!! You said the skiing joke! Lol. Only heard 1 person ever say that and I still tell it to this day.. apparently it’s more well known than I thought.
They killed it on this one!
I love it when chuck laughs or chimes in. He's great. ps, I'm definitely not chuck.
It's true, he's not! Love ya Dan!!!
"go hide In the bedroom awhile , we're gonna say some slurs "
Then wave the notebook..now you gotta leave I gotta write.Good to see ya...now out out out I'm working!
JoJo with the hitter! What a great episode
New studio means no Greg. No Greg no gold. Queeflessness!
Greg, Greg, Greg, where you at?
These guys talk like my dream. No correlation to the second earlier.
One of my favourite ‘sodes!
Whoaaa...the creepy lady thinking she belongs in the green room. What on earth... hilarious & entertaining as usual!
Throw some foam acoustic panels on those walls to drown out the queef sounds next door.
I’m 30 and I never heard that gay skiing joke from Mark. Thought that was brilliant
Best Tuesday in awhile, Jerry!
"he's driving 50mph in my car in the garage"
Missing the random Greg appearance
Bring the cat
ugh i've been listening to you all on spotify this whole time, didnt realize you had video on the tube!!
You made an ASSMAN license plate! 🤣❤️