I Have 2 Faces!

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  • @doosca2279
    @doosca2279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +855

    “There was no-one there”
    A minute later
    “I kissed him in front of the entire school!

  • @em-qo8cp
    @em-qo8cp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Her: I have two faces
    Mom: that damn phone

    • @kayleypeart
      @kayleypeart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emi Roblox hahahahhahaaa

    • @idkmilann
      @idkmilann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂

    • @roahstossel9215
      @roahstossel9215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Why can i relate so much😂

    • @doughnutfox6162
      @doughnutfox6162 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Emi Roblox : not funny at all

    • @em-qo8cp
      @em-qo8cp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deb Neves calm down it’s just a trend and these stories aren’t real

  • @blueraccoon5349
    @blueraccoon5349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Her: tries to kill family multiple times*
    Also her: “I’m totally normal”

    • @thenagrivea5700
      @thenagrivea5700 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Τhat's her Sister!
      Havent you heared that?

    • @emily908bg9
      @emily908bg9 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thenagrivea5700 maybe they were just joking about this that it's her and know it's her sister

  • @celine01594
    @celine01594 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Girl: "I feel like my parents want to get Rid of me "
    Me: Didnt your dad Save your from a fire?

    • @maliaafamby
      @maliaafamby 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Celine 727 YEAH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jamesthecoolone100evans5
    @jamesthecoolone100evans5 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    She doesn’t have two faces she has two minds

  • @maliaaa4713
    @maliaaa4713 5 ปีที่แล้ว +519

    2019: I have two faces
    3019: I have a microwave sticking out of my head

    • @carnage_theslayerroblox7648
      @carnage_theslayerroblox7648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      4019: I have a Fridge for a stomach

    • @muflihanisam5411
      @muflihanisam5411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      4050: I *am* a luggage

    • @jessiahlindsey4254
      @jessiahlindsey4254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      5019:im 23% kfc 14% MTN DEW 3%chocolate 30% idiot
      30%zebra and use a squid tentical as a stomach

    • @lilliancica3570
      @lilliancica3570 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      5050: I am composed of people's leftover garnishments

    • @x.x247
      @x.x247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      7008: I had sex with my grandpa

  • @cloudybby1015
    @cloudybby1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1325

    The voice: He is so handsome!
    Dory Story: Shows an ugly dude with a Superman shirt gigant nose and weird thing sitting on his head*
    OMG!!! I know ya'll hate it but thx for so many likes!!!

    • @ameliasamazing
      @ameliasamazing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      the thing on his head was his hair

    • @hopewilliams3420
      @hopewilliams3420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Really???

    • @cloudybby1015
      @cloudybby1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@ameliasamazing Chill No need for sarcasm! I was only making a comment on the fact that his hair seems weird to me 😕

    • @cloudybby1015
      @cloudybby1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hopewilliams3420 What do u mean?

    • @cloudybby1015
      @cloudybby1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hopewilliams3420 What do u mean?

  • @ACozymochi
    @ACozymochi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Girl: *claims she's normal*
    Also girl: *tries to murder her parents, and then burnt the house down*
    Girl: *still claims she's normal*
    Me: *Are you sure about that*
    Edit: (this was just a small joke, sorry if it upsets anyone)

    • @athenanewton6834
      @athenanewton6834 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly

    • @RockstarGacha69
      @RockstarGacha69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Exactly, the girl definitely is mentally ill and has shown signs of a serious problem. Which needs to be addressed by a professional before it becomes a hazard to herself or those around her. Also if someone that says they're fine and don't need help after an incident like this happened they are in denial because they don't realize the extent of their actions.

    • @ACozymochi
      @ACozymochi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Nuratiqah Syahindah I just found the situation a little hard to believe. Sorry

    • @x_itzliana_x4324
      @x_itzliana_x4324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Therapy wants to know your location

    • @benjaminbingaman1848
      @benjaminbingaman1848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pokepony 1212 well she sees her self a normal person with just issues in her life and consumed by them
      And has confidence that she no longer suffers the psychological problems to say she is cured of them
      But I know what you’re thinking there is no justification for something like this to make it seem like you’re a normal person or a sane person
      To do something like this you would have to be a completely mentally ill person

  • @breezysimsofficial
    @breezysimsofficial 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    “I was fine” I was normal “

    • @karmasamir3330
      @karmasamir3330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @I ᴅᴏɴᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ true

  • @liviustiop7730
    @liviustiop7730 5 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    She tried to kill her parents in sleep. She didn't know, but that doesent make her normal

    • @ihdjhegeh8379
      @ihdjhegeh8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im first ur not

    • @ihdjhegeh8379
      @ihdjhegeh8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mia Emery im first ur not

    • @scarleteditz9981
      @scarleteditz9981 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ihdjhegeh8379 Omfg no one cares being first is not amazing no one cares only you do and don't say "you will care" or anything like that because no one will ever care

    • @ihdjhegeh8379
      @ihdjhegeh8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scarleteditz9981 yes somebody cares and dats you you will care

    • @misilei2863
      @misilei2863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Memes are best let's put this to an agreement you are the only meme we can see.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +638

    *_"You have three faces, The first face, you show to the world_*
    *_The Second Face, you show to your close friends_*
    *_The Third face, You never show anyone"_*
    -Japanese Proverb

    • @novagustafsson4484
      @novagustafsson4484 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The first face: full make up
      Second face: a little bit of makeup
      Third: no makeup ;) lol

    • @ihdjhegeh8379
      @ihdjhegeh8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Im first u not

    • @LakeGhost_
      @LakeGhost_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@ihdjhegeh8379
      boy, nobody cares if you are first or not

    • @ihdjhegeh8379
      @ihdjhegeh8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LakeGhost_ yes u will care

    • @yueliangshi9694
      @yueliangshi9694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ihdjhegeh8379 why are u commenting on every comment saying" Im FiRsT" like bruh we dont need to know

  • @kokonaharuka127
    @kokonaharuka127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    "I have two faces"
    *My ex-best friend too.*

    • @charadreemurr2170
      @charadreemurr2170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kokona Chan!

    • @xxtoxidicwastexx6742
      @xxtoxidicwastexx6742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KOKONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

    • @nobodynobody3012
      @nobodynobody3012 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oml I'm gonna leave mine aswell
      She's such a biotch

    • @kokonaharuka127
      @kokonaharuka127 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@xxtoxidicwastexx6742 ❤️

    • @maggieisokay
      @maggieisokay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kokona Haruka oof

  • @tiffanymcconnell6176
    @tiffanymcconnell6176 5 ปีที่แล้ว +459

    Girl: I'm normal
    Girl: *burns house down and try's to poor boiling water on parents*
    Me: Are you sure you're normal

  • @thewafflepup8194
    @thewafflepup8194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    2019: I have two faces
    2020: I am invisible

    • @mynipplesarehard
      @mynipplesarehard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That already exists

    • @mia1881
      @mia1881 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The Waffle Pup that’s already a thing

    • @bingbingmalmis6580
      @bingbingmalmis6580 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      YEET!I was about to leave the bed but I was too lazy °_°(ignore my profile it's my mom s)

    • @gwenny8774
      @gwenny8774 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @sz.hargix696
      @sz.hargix696 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Soon..

  • @Lilou-r9u
    @Lilou-r9u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    " I wanted to throw boiling water on my parents"
    " I burnt the house"
    "I'M NORMAL "
    GIRL ! Nah you're not

    • @strawberockstar
      @strawberockstar 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      U didnt even watch the video.

    • @Nobody-gv6bs
      @Nobody-gv6bs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@strawberockstar the definition of normal is common
      This shit, is not common like not 1/100>x

    • @joelgaming7066
      @joelgaming7066 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She is normal her sister isn't normal

    • @curiozcat
      @curiozcat 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Do you even know what is happening?
      HER SISTER IS BASICALLY CONTROLLING HER-
      she is the normal one

    • @anyonewiththenamemango7951
      @anyonewiththenamemango7951 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      SHE IS ITS HER SISTER NOT HER

  • @animallover4ever790
    @animallover4ever790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    "I'm perfectly normal!"
    After she tried to murder and hurt her parents multiple times. "I don't get why they don't believe me" 🤦‍♀️

    • @pjcoolkids1766
      @pjcoolkids1766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me to

    • @rainbowsystem2731
      @rainbowsystem2731 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I do believe her. I have D.I.D. and over 800 alters live in my body.
      My case and this girls case are different but It causes similar symptoms to D.I.D. from what was said.
      ~Jas

    • @gwnjah8863
      @gwnjah8863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too

    • @shermendlakk
      @shermendlakk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ahem! SHE Didn't try to kill her parents
      Her sister made her in her sleep!!!

    • @kanon_natsuki
      @kanon_natsuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shermendlakk Yeah like wtf Why is everyone blaming her?!

  • @kwas8974
    @kwas8974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Her: im so angry that my parents put me in a mental hospital. I didnt even do anything.
    Me: Yea sure all you did was to try kill them

    • @scaranara.
      @scaranara. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Henry W. that doesn't change the fact that she was trying to kill them. also, question, i'm not saying it is impossible, but is she able to hear 'twins' voice when her twin has been separated for many years and has not been heard for years?

    • @qxcrs
      @qxcrs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @dannadable
      @dannadable 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Twice

    • @clarissejay1113
      @clarissejay1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      kuwwi gaming not gonna lie but I would do the same thing if my parents did that to me but I wouldnt resist I would literally do it

    • @thefireman17492
      @thefireman17492 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scaranara. thats because in the point the head got separated,their Mind got fused toghever

  • @naz5513
    @naz5513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Her: I am just a normal girl
    Also her:*does weird stuff*
    Her again:*Says I am a normal girl for 100000000000000000000 time*

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access 5 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    Just flexing on everybody who's only got one face

    • @ihdjhegeh8379
      @ihdjhegeh8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im first u not

    • @ihdjhegeh8379
      @ihdjhegeh8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'll wait next day where i am first on ur top comment so i will be first in top comment hahahahhah

    • @obukohwoogheneakpobo3011
      @obukohwoogheneakpobo3011 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's not what we actually not be happy not to have

    • @ABC-yw9uf
      @ABC-yw9uf 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ihdjhegeh8379 shut up

    • @crazykookie2339
      @crazykookie2339 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Memes Are Best you're literally a 9 year old stfu

  • @silverflower1669
    @silverflower1669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Girl: tries to kill her parents in sleep, Burns down house, Hears a voice inside her head, Her body moves but she's not controlling it.
    Also girl: I'M COMPLETELY NORMAL. >:(

    • @viva9284
      @viva9284 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You’re very simple minded and it shows

    • @kanon_natsuki
      @kanon_natsuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Parsa Jamali Yeah like wtf Why is everyone blaming her?

  • @frankfromsubwaysurfers9530
    @frankfromsubwaysurfers9530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    "not clever Tim"
    14 seconds earlier
    "nerd"

  • @hevin0hemn
    @hevin0hemn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    This is how many times they’ve used this voice
    👇🏻

  • @clarecairnesp589
    @clarecairnesp589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    It’s the same person as the “I’m turning into a tree”.

    • @xxxmrgreat2749
      @xxxmrgreat2749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Other people read their story

    • @bradleygallagher2647
      @bradleygallagher2647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What if it is acctually the same person and all of the Dory Story Stories are connected in The DSU (The Dory Story Universe.) But that means only one thing, Kyle Jenner has 1,000,000,000 kids

    • @twatwaffle9200
      @twatwaffle9200 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yeah

    • @JenniferCampbell7
      @JenniferCampbell7 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, maybe because everyone on this channel are all same people and it's just stories that are literally unbelievable and they just make them up..

  • @amandaa8472
    @amandaa8472 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Uh, no. Parasitic twins don't work like that, especially not after removal.

  • @sharzlarz2299
    @sharzlarz2299 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Why is she so two faced?
    Sorry

  • @q11k79
    @q11k79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "But i was normal" she burned her house without even knowing

  • @klotzki
    @klotzki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Her: My sistaaaa

  • @nidhim.4863
    @nidhim.4863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    This is how many people use this overrated comment
    👇
    ...wait-
    Edit: probably should have clarified it was a joke

    • @shanmburu8016
      @shanmburu8016 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Did the doctors say your crazy

    • @wood2754
      @wood2754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nidhi begger.....

    • @angelehodge5138
      @angelehodge5138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@wood2754 *EXUSE ME SPREEKT U ENGLES?!?!?*

    • @wood2754
      @wood2754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Angele Hodge Ten Holt English* excuse* speak*

    • @rosekennedy8538
      @rosekennedy8538 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Angele Hodge Ten Holt Excuse me do you speak English?

  • @bensheltons
    @bensheltons 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    *No one:*
    *Me: Why is she calling him a nerd-*

    • @roahstossel9215
      @roahstossel9215 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know you see the glasses anime shirts and the face
      YuP hE iS a NeRd NoW

  • @carysalexandra
    @carysalexandra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “i was slapped with an E”
    me “ *sis what did u just say?* “

    • @junko7905
      @junko7905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kinshiro184 E for everything is a didlo if your brave enough

    • @carysalexandra
      @carysalexandra 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Grace Croft high key no clue

  • @chey2946
    @chey2946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Lizzy: “I am a completely ordinary girl”
    Me: **puts reindeer ears on a snowman** huh?

  • @Oreoss
    @Oreoss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Her: I’m normal I do nothing.
    Her also: Able to break out of her locked bed room with metal bars, and burned the house down and almost threw a pot of boiling water onto her parents.
    Me: Yeah sure.

  • @mirthacarmona2783
    @mirthacarmona2783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    "And i was slapped with an E"
    Me: Is "E" even a grade i thought it was only A B C D F xD

    • @golddigger1196
      @golddigger1196 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mirtha Carmona at my school it’s A B C D E Z X

    • @kousiidou
      @kousiidou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We only have numbers from 0 to 20

    • @elliott5020
      @elliott5020 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In Germany we have numbers from 1 to 6

    • @kousiidou
      @kousiidou 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elliott5020 we have numbers from 0 to 20

    • @jule6759
      @jule6759 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In polen is
      6=A
      5=B
      4=C
      3=D
      2=E
      1=F
      In Germany its the samen but 1 is A and 6 is F

  • @wuxhahdhs
    @wuxhahdhs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    2009: I have 1 face
    2019: I have 2 faces
    3019: I have 100000 faces

    • @fireflare908
      @fireflare908 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      4019: I have 10000000000000000 faces

    • @asmrnothing241
      @asmrnothing241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      6019: I have 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 faces

    • @Homixide_
      @Homixide_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      69420: I'm a giant face

    • @kanon_natsuki
      @kanon_natsuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Homixide_ You won

    • @wuxhahdhs
      @wuxhahdhs 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Homixide_
      92848: I have 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 faces

  • @dundun..
    @dundun.. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +387

    who else knows this is fake but still watches it?
    only me? ok..

  • @mayjones9120
    @mayjones9120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    no one
    not a single soul
    not even a goldfish
    DORY STORY 2019: i have two faces
    DORY STORY 3019: i have 7 faces, 8 arms, 22 legs, and i’m allergic to earth, but oh well

  • @jukage7353
    @jukage7353 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Title: I Have Two Faces!
    Dory Story: Show’s girl with one face.

  • @Itsbrisa12
    @Itsbrisa12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    There is actual man who did have two faces,Edward Mordrake back in the 1900s.

    • @lillyndarbonne4291
      @lillyndarbonne4291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lots of people have to faces

    • @quesocake4556
      @quesocake4556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sanesss • 49 years ago • Edited source??

    • @gwonaaa
      @gwonaaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@lillyndarbonne4291 Nope lmao they're rare af

    • @Princess_Cheese
      @Princess_Cheese 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Edward Mordrake never existed

    • @Itsbrisa12
      @Itsbrisa12 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Princess_Cheese he didnt?

  • @r1pmy
    @r1pmy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    I have deleted it so you will not know how I have +400 omg

  • @hollierskine1240
    @hollierskine1240 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "I kissed him in front of the whole school"
    The- ther-there's genuinely no one there umm.....

    • @itz_wolfiesfriend5237
      @itz_wolfiesfriend5237 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      She said like a second before she kissed him "the voice was talking to me but no one was there"

  • @yuhboipterodactyl5314
    @yuhboipterodactyl5314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Her: *pours boiling hot water onto the bed*
    Her mom: *rolls out of the bed with the girls dad*
    The girl: *wakes up* what happened, what am I doing here?

  • @kyt9848
    @kyt9848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    2019: I have 2 heads
    2039: I have a refrigerator in my stomach

    • @宰坦
      @宰坦 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      2069: I have 75 heads

    • @sophiehf8991
      @sophiehf8991 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      3009 I have a tree in my brain which kills me even though I’m alive

  • @Digz1611
    @Digz1611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    She was sent to Arkham Asylum, that is almost as bad as the Joker, this might be Harley Quinn

  • @abbie3295
    @abbie3295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Nobody :
    Literally nobody :
    Me : ‘arry Potter and the philosopher’s stone

    • @wuwu940
      @wuwu940 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol but its Harry potter

    • @xe_n02
      @xe_n02 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      R/woosh

    • @southparkseason7episode119
      @southparkseason7episode119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nothing to do with this video put this is relatable

    • @14millionshoes
      @14millionshoes 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @abbie3295
      @abbie3295 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wu Wu ik it’s just how British people say it without prouncing the h like ‘arry

  • @bonika_sou
    @bonika_sou 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The first thought that hits my head was oh no it’s Voldemort 😂

  • @SukkaLastName
    @SukkaLastName 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Her: i have 2 faces
    Me: its called nature. It gives you a life. Sometimes it fails, somtimes not.
    Also her: somebody told me to do something
    Also me: *the spirits are haunting you now*

    • @ihdjhegeh8379
      @ihdjhegeh8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Im first ur not

    • @SukkaLastName
      @SukkaLastName 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ihdjhegeh8379 wot-

    • @ihdjhegeh8379
      @ihdjhegeh8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SukkaLastName no my two shitty comments are younger than my comment where it says 1 so dat means dat i commented three times in this video
      And my comment where it says 1 have number a number one with three letters omg my name is bob one and bob have 3 letters 3+3=6
      6 Omg do u know what dat means yeah watch this 3+3=6 3+3=6 we have three sixs omg do u know what dat means if we put dat sixs together we will get 666 ok we will get our one six from a our 666 and now our 666 is 66 my grandmas fav food is soup soup have 4 letter omg 6+4=10 do u know what dat means illuminati have 10 letters
      MY FAMILY AND FIRST COMMENT IN THIS VID ARE ILLUMINATI KAMFIRD
      yeah my *family* and my *comment* are illuminati not me cuz i solved this and there was nothing about me
      So my mother borned me the chances for me to be illuminati are 99,9% for me to be illuminati
      But
      0,1 for me to not be illuminati
      But im not illuminati so i am pretty lucky
      Edit: i read my comment and i told dat my name is bob so i am illuminati ._.

    • @wildflowerstudios4356
      @wildflowerstudios4356 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Memes Are Best bruh that doesn’t make sense

    • @tania2299
      @tania2299 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ihdjhegeh8379 shut the hell up! No one asks! And stop commenting on all the comments because NO ONE CARES!

  • @destinyhope1634
    @destinyhope1634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The girl: I have 2 faces
    Me: chill out Gemini
    (When I first seen the title) 🤣

  • @UgolinoV42346
    @UgolinoV42346 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I think Lizzy's parents should apologize to her for their attempts to get rid of her and tell her that all of it was a misunderstanding, even with the inner voice of what would've been her Siamese twin sister.

  • @savannahhague7412
    @savannahhague7412 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Your parents shouldn't be afraid if you. I think theyre just scared for you. They do love you for who you are and maybe deep down they think they're keeping you safe but in reality, they are only hurting you. You need to leave the asylum as soon as your eighteen and to keep them at peace, not have anymore contact with them until things settled down.

    • @Mary-kq7sv
      @Mary-kq7sv ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah do what Savannah Hague says

  • @lampoilropebombs0640
    @lampoilropebombs0640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    3 years later, she’d be selling drugs in an alternative universe, otherwise known as “JoJo 1-6”.

  • @chelseal5550
    @chelseal5550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That is creepy oh my gosh she ruined her reputation, the affection of her parents, and her parents house! Now that’s evil

  • @hin8567
    @hin8567 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Isn’t Lizzie just bullying Tim by calling him a freak, a teacher’s pet and a nerd though?

    • @jiminessmolhands389
      @jiminessmolhands389 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sofia Baldrick that’s what I was thinking it’s so mean

    • @skelibutt4448
      @skelibutt4448 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bruh the girl tried to burn down her house and pour boiling hot water on them and you are concerned about her bullying people?

  • @chocolatechipz7060
    @chocolatechipz7060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Title: I have two faces
    Story: I have two minds

  • @cinson521
    @cinson521 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I think you're parents judt want everyone's safety.

  • @RandomTRandomReal
    @RandomTRandomReal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Her: does a ton of wierd things
    Also her: im normal
    Irony: whomstdve has summoned the almighty one
    People: aw crap, here we go again

  • @khrystyna2354
    @khrystyna2354 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You think you love that Tim and i think youre sleep walking

  • @royal0706
    @royal0706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    20 seconds in
    She is a God
    She survived something that is not easy to survive
    Since the title says 'I have 2 faces' its obvious she and her sister where conjoined twins
    And the kind of conjoined twins she is, is why she has 2 faces
    And someone (or someone's) having 2 faces is rare because they almost all of them die when born

    • @royal0706
      @royal0706 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry for the science lesson

  • @simplytricky9212
    @simplytricky9212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “His so handsome”
    “His so handsome”
    “His so handsome”

  • @drawingstuff1989
    @drawingstuff1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    girl:burns down house
    also girl: imma normal girl

  • @petergriffin6875
    @petergriffin6875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    There's no record of this person ever even existing

  • @anderson_abigail3322
    @anderson_abigail3322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Did anyone know this 2 faces started showing at philipines
    “Kara mia”

    • @clarissejay1113
      @clarissejay1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aaaaaaaye fellow philipino!!!!!

    • @mn-chan6784
      @mn-chan6784 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yezzz and hello my friend

    • @mamocamino8698
      @mamocamino8698 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I WAS GONNA comment that KARAMIA

    • @clarissejay1113
      @clarissejay1113 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jung ARMY Wait ur a Philipino?

    • @mamocamino8698
      @mamocamino8698 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@clarissejay1113 Yes.. why?

  • @livinherbestlife3590
    @livinherbestlife3590 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    2019: I have two faces
    4000: I have a shower head sticking out my face

    • @Adziarek24
      @Adziarek24 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No you dont

    • @yuna1254
      @yuna1254 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aga Zeta r/woosh

  • @ashleyvergara9907
    @ashleyvergara9907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Who else remembered *_Kara Mia_* by watching this...

  • @21loverose
    @21loverose 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I feel like it more to do with your anger and frustration when you don't speak up for yourself

  • @sarahgjokutaj1989
    @sarahgjokutaj1989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:40 I am normal says the girl who tried to kill jer parents!

  • @lemonchanisrandom1531
    @lemonchanisrandom1531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like these real story

  • @purplepickle4094
    @purplepickle4094 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Plot twist: James Charles was in her head

  • @LeviAckerman-ec8wr
    @LeviAckerman-ec8wr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:30
    1:53
    Me: wait what🧐

    • @NotKGMR
      @NotKGMR 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea lol that's how we know this story channle is fake

  • @alex_starsforever1721
    @alex_starsforever1721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Her: I'm perfectly normal
    also her: I burned the houses and almost killed my parents
    Me: bruh that girl has a 0 % logic

  • @chapthanthunderkid1235
    @chapthanthunderkid1235 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “I have two head” more like “I HAD two heads”

  • @selin6389
    @selin6389 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I hear my brother voice too but he wasn't part of me, just dropped when mom was giving us birth at 7 months, he lives in my heart

  • @norahmacedo2461
    @norahmacedo2461 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Me: I don't care
    Also me: WTF IS IT WITH THESE COMMENTS
    ... Just leave

  • @mlp4241
    @mlp4241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    She tried to kill her parents why she was asleep
    She didn’t know
    And she still think she’s normal 🤔

    • @kanon_natsuki
      @kanon_natsuki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it's not even her fault Her doctors left some of her sister....

    • @benjaminbingaman1848
      @benjaminbingaman1848 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      M L P well yeah she sees her self as normal she think she’s cured but she feels like her parents treat her like a total reject and that’s the real problem in the story
      You should be focusing on what her parents were up to when it came to training or like a reject they are the real problem here how is she the bad guy ?

  • @bunnyhunny5140
    @bunnyhunny5140 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Girl: I have 2 face’s
    Me: I hAvE 2 bRaIns

  • @A_Strawberry
    @A_Strawberry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Like everyone else, I have friends"
    Me: guss I'll die

  • @floriangroenewegen4105
    @floriangroenewegen4105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If its true Im sorry, but this story doesnt make any sense. Who tf has a gasoline tank in their bedroom?

  • @owenpoofacebuttmunch309
    @owenpoofacebuttmunch309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Next Title: I have four heads

    • @vittlovesvmin
      @vittlovesvmin 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony Watson HHAHAHAHHAA

    • @ihdjhegeh8379
      @ihdjhegeh8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vittlovesvmin im first u not

    • @ihdjhegeh8379
      @ihdjhegeh8379 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vittlovesvmin oh this is just a creepy gay who started this fight

    • @scarleteditz9981
      @scarleteditz9981 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ihdjhegeh8379 umm no you're not

  • @brycewayne2517
    @brycewayne2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The word nerd is kinda a compliment

  • @aigothalinyang8830
    @aigothalinyang8830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Me: **Reads thumbnail**
    Me: WOOAAHHH!!! DAT’S COOL!!!!!!

  • @maggieb4312
    @maggieb4312 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I was slapped with an e"
    Bish e's don't exist in grades

    • @MelB868
      @MelB868 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Here e means excellent you get them like in conduct and PE

  • @planbinv437
    @planbinv437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2020:born with 2 faces
    3050:born with thousands of world records
    70408:born pregnant

  • @around441pipissharingaytac4
    @around441pipissharingaytac4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I have 2 faces !"
    And i have more:
    Happy face, Sad face, Angry face, disgusted face, scared face, sleepy face , and even more !

  • @earthwormsally6828
    @earthwormsally6828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2019:*i have two faces*
    3019:*i have 65 faces*

  • @Someone-oo7vt
    @Someone-oo7vt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love this channel it is so amazing ❤😍.

  • @meatyrays5146
    @meatyrays5146 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *So is her “sister” dead or alive?*

    • @charlenemcglory33
      @charlenemcglory33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's kinda both, they took her sister away with surgery but she lives in side of her head.

  • @shahon30FPS
    @shahon30FPS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The girls a lego character, with the face at the front and the back

  • @chucklarry1726
    @chucklarry1726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Do the what you feel is right.🤞😰.Good luck.

  • @yamii.glossy6752
    @yamii.glossy6752 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    “I got slapped with an E”
    Uh- excuse me?

  • @feliciaangelinetulong9259
    @feliciaangelinetulong9259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    6:19
    i was like: “oh, joker things”

  • @ben10justin20
    @ben10justin20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    How is no one talking about the fact that this is basically Malignant???

  • @emina8700
    @emina8700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ‘I was normal’
    Pores boiling water on parents and is in a mental hospital

  • @makstheofficial1675
    @makstheofficial1675 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:27 how does she know what she doing or see anything also how hasn't no class saw the head is your hair that thick (get haircut)

  • @carlsonjarvis3541
    @carlsonjarvis3541 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Arkham asylum is the name of the jail in batman!!!😂😂🤣

  • @alenayoung8785
    @alenayoung8785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Can we talk about how she got an E that's not even a grade you can get

  • @ilikeapples1824
    @ilikeapples1824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When you expect people to give advice in the comments. But then the comments is filled with memes

  • @charadreemurr2170
    @charadreemurr2170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    At this point I'm not shocked if they make a video called
    "I became sans overnight with this one dieting trick"

  • @mariapopescu9680
    @mariapopescu9680 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Someone explain to me how the hell did you wright this if you are into a mental hospital just askin'

  • @jessiesmith8014
    @jessiesmith8014 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Girl: I had a Eureka moment
    Me: *sings* like horrid Henry

    • @mr.credit7121
      @mr.credit7121 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poppies and I don't know what to do with the same thing

  • @natalieewho
    @natalieewho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The person talking about their story, their voice usually sounds exactly the same.

  • @savannabasye9386
    @savannabasye9386 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Her: i have friends like everyone else
    Me: am i a joke to you??