RT Shorts - Conspiracy Weary
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RT Shorts - Conspiracy Weary
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I wish I was a wealthy black man like Burnie.
Get out before get out
Same
Y'know, maybe the world did end in 2012. I cannot find anywhere that sells calendars for 2013.
Haha lol
Oh. My. God. Your right
That's what they want you to think.
Meteorite
My faith in humanity ended in 2012
What if we’re all still frozen on December 21st 2012 and our brains can’t comprehend time, so we hallucinate days and months and years. What if the world is ending over a very long course of one year.
Between this and the first 6-10 seasons of RvB, how is Rooster Teeth so good at making completely unrelated plots just tie together seamlessly
Looking back years later they put so much effort into all their shorts, and tying them together. What a shame it will never happen again
Why? Are they not making shorts anymore?
They suck now
ten little roosters was the last thing on this level
That's just what they want you to think.
Time...Line? but.....time isn't made made out of lines. it's made out of circles. that is why clocks are round.
That's just what they want you to think.
Urban Quetzal thats want they you to what think
.....and you know what else is round, a soccer ball, who won the world cup with a soccer ball, the Germans, who was at that game, Hitler, who saw the only way for Germany to win is through soccer, with this knowledge he was able to win the secret World War 3, and how is this possible because time is not a line but is a circle, which is round
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.
Jamie Williquette but by that standpoint there could be infinite timelines and universes, and if there was a infinite amount of timelines at least one must have a strict progression of events
So Wash finally figured out the easiest way to get rid of Caboose, Church, Sarge, and Grif at at once.
_Or_, Ozpin found out how to get rid of Taiyang, Oobleck, and two random other guys.
Taiyang, Oobleck, the Executive Producer, and the Corpirate (who somehow got transported to Remnant through a tear in the X-Ray & Vav spacetime continuum.
James Dodrill except he may be dead
James Dodrill I just noticed they're wearing colors similar to their characters' armor colors
James Dodrill not to mention Doc and Lopez!
I love how Shannon seems to be making up his lines as he goes. "The gene pool has gotten so m-mixed up and homogenized that everyone looks like a clone of Tiger Woods." It's hilarious!
This short is a reminder of how good of an actor Shannon McCormick is.
Everything Shannon McCormick is in is a reminder of how good an actor Shannon McCormick is
He's one of the best things in Day 5, too.
The last line in this just left so much suspense!
"Im already in the box!"
and to think this all started with Burnie and Geoff putting Shannon in the box...or is that what they want us to think?
*****
two words *Black Helicopters*
***** Thats what they want you to think
***** Edit: Thats what you want to think
6 years later and the world hasn't ended
Ducky Turner 6 years later and this STILL isn't uploaded in at least 720p
D364000 Not even 480p, which is standard definition
Ducky Turner That's just what they want you to think.
Ducky Turner Holy crap, they've got quality to be 6 years old.
+Levi Embry It is now
"Black helicopters is a term which became popular in the United States militia movement and associated political groups in the 1990s as a symbol and warning sign of an alleged conspiratorial military takeover of the United States, though it has also been associated with men in black and similar conspiracies."
~ I googled it.
touche.
+Nathan Collier That's just what they want you to believe.
And then you get black helicopters comin' cross the border;
Puppet masters for the new world order
life goal: be the reason someone has a conspiracy network mapped out somewhere
I personally think Joel is the best actor at RT lol
Probably because he used to be a Hollywood actor. He's been in a couple of friends episodes aswell :)
***** whose partner? Like in life?
*****
I dont see your point..?
He was also on Friends for like 2 minutes.
***** Nathan? Or do you mean Matt? Matt's not bald.
i agree with matt on neil armstrong, but i think he was an alien, not a cyborg. Neil A. A lieN, his first name backwards and last name first letter is is AlieN. coincidence? absolutely
lazyartist Last you... just said it was a coincidence, as in theres no conspiracy behind it. well fucking done, buddy....
XerasDezarrys well yeah, because its a complete coincidence and i wasn't saying it was a conspiracy. it is a joke on his name that the first letter of his last name and his first name backwards spell alien. it wasn't meant to be serious and i am not a conspiracy nut. that's why i said "coincidence? absolutely" instead of "coincidence? i think not" did you actually read my comment as being a serious conspiracy theory?
lazyartist Last
no, i just thought youd follow the joke through instead of letting it fall apart.. ah well
lazyartist Last That's just what they want you to think.
Ghost radar sound like an aliens name
what's inside that box is gonna make me a really rich black man
I like how Burnie is wearing Geoffs hat
Did Matt say peak oil?
He predicted that they would hire the funhaus guys and that would start the peak cult which in the future make oil
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PEEEEAAAAK
The last time you'll see Shannon star in a short. To be fair if my coworkers put me in a ice filled crate I'd probably never trust them with a script again either.
Joel breaking the fourth wall...lol
We should freeze someone to tell Rooster Teeth of the past to avoid certain events.
"From Serbia" and the picture on screen is of Siberia lmao; good one! :D There are a lot of hidden easter eggs in these videos, i really like them!
14 years later and this is still some of my favorite content
I like how there's a continuous plot withing the shorts XD
Someone needs to make an account named "They", and use it to post a comment saying "This is just what I want you to think."
wow
some comments don't need to be posted and used man
MrEaker That's EXACTLY what they want you to think.
Who said it's what they want you to think?
They Omg lol
Shannon is a really good actor!
they should make a another short with the og cast
Chickenz the og cast has the best shorts. I agree with this statement
Love how Geoff was already in *the box*
"I don't believe in swine flu either"
2020: Oh how the world never changes
This is truly the best RT shorts yet!!!
Keep up the great work!!!
1:58 Best 4th wall break
Hahaha Gavin's hair!
hahaha gavin
He said in podcast 259 or something that Griffon cut it as a weird mullet thing, dyed the back black and the front blond
They made 20 episodes that were purposely made to make this one
Mr. Chunky Peanut butter O.O
That's just what they want you to think.
360p never looked so good
Rewatching after hearing the news to feel the nostalgia :(
I love how Joel looked at the cameras
This is just what I want you to think.
You have to watch the entirety of RT shorts season 1 to fully get this. It's amazing how they actually had something to do with one another.
Love how Joel looks at the camera XD
On Burnie's helmet: "Geoff's hat, do not touch"
i love watching this in 2014
Suuuuree..... "2014".....
That's what they want you to think!!
Raul Kolk says the person that commented in 2014 or is this year still 2012 but they want us to think it's 2014
Raul Kolk says the person that commented in 2014 or is this year still 2012 but they want us to think it's 2014
It took me so long to find out that Bernie and Geoff were referencing an older video.
They were referencing a bunch of older videos actually.
Basically every single RT short that came before this one.
I remember the first time I found this one I had absolutely no context for “what’s in that box is gonna make me a very wealthy black man” lmfao
I loved how they brought back a past episode!!!
so. It's correct that Nikola Tesla lived in Serbia, but you showed Siberia on the map lol
WELCOME TO 2016 MOTHER TRUCKERS!
+Lliam Davis No, its a hot world, they just want you to think its a cold world!
WELCOME TO 2018 MOTHER TRUCKERS!
@@deadswordgaming I am Monster Truck
I like how they tied everything up
I love what Geoff is wearing it made me so happy
3:31 The map clearly shows Siberia (Russia), not Serbia!
+PAXperMortem Haha. so true.. I think its on purpose
007cro
Maybe that's just what they want you to think...
+PAXperMortem you can't just drop the "maybe that's what they what you to think" line all the time.
+Dick Grayson Thats what they want you to think.
There used to be some much love for the shorts
jukkis6699 because this was before 80% of them were sponsored by something and it's based on the thing that's sponsoring them
I love that he said the world will end in 2012 and I'm watching it in 2016
I love that the map highlights Siberia when Matt talks about Serbia and Nikola Tesla
Hmmmmmmm, so Shannon turned into a Mr.Freeze kinda guy huh. Okay.
Ice to meet you!
The Wazoo oh dude that kicked ice! but im going to give you the cold shoulder now, im going to chill out with some people.
makerofdeath101 you chilled that down to the bone didnt you XD
jacob long pretty cool huh?
makerofdeath101 You're trying to hard. You need to be cool about it.
hmmmm 2014 so i died 2 years ago cool
That's just what they want you to believe!
I keep coming back to these as I listen through the podcast, shit's fantastic
That ending though, gave me.. Cold chills.
The joke is on you Matt it is 2014!
This is what talking with ADHD is like.
Aw, Baby Gavin's mullet, provided to him by Griffon. Fantastic.
That was a nice call back to a previous short.
technically its a call back to several shorts.
i actually like Gavin's hair!;P
Who saw this video in Lazer Team?
6:12 all the way to the right, probably the most stoned I've ever seen Geoff! XD Gotta love TH-cam buffers for these few gems :3
that's pretty good, makes me want to go back and watch all the episodes again.
RT Longs
so Shannon broke out of the box somehow and is getting revenge?
Well ice melts pretty quick with the human body so it wouldn't of been long till he was able to get the leverage to get the lid off. I'm more surprised he was able to predict Joel and Matt finding it and all that
“Do you ever feel like you’re being watched” Joel looks at the camera
It's mad how i used to watch these when they came out...i can't even remember Roosterteeth when it was just the orginals anymore so used to the new haha
right
The swine flu joke hits different after 2020
lol its 2014 right now
that's just what they want you to think
Lol. The look on Burnies face. "Shannon!"
I love how even when Joel tried to play along he couldn't do it right.
The world will end in 2012 Nope it's 2016 and trumps president
Meanwhile in 2018...
Ah, back when Rooster Teeth was still funny. Now they're just lame and boring.
Thanks to all the SJW's ruining/running the place
@@digizilla164 all the stuff that came out about rooster teeth indicated that the people running the joint were mistreating their minority employees tho (so the exact opposite of a sjw)
OH JESUS THEY PREDICTED THE SHISNO PARADOX
"That's what they want you to think."
Thinking hurts Joel's thinker box.
I like how Burnie's Hard Hat says "Geoff's hat do not touch"
8:35 most epic line ever
This was the first Rooster Teeth video I've watched. Thought it was funny, enough to make me watch everything else. And now the video makes sense.
You're a genius. *Slow Clap.*
“I don’t wanna sit next to Burnie.” I love that line.
I thought I would see chris in the backround drawing lines on his conspiracy wall XD
"What happened to SARS???"
Oh Matt, you were so close and yet had no idea.
0:21 Computer screen lines up perfectly with the background
6:29 Geoff's hat, Do not touch. And look who's wearing it. XD
Late Watch squad! “Brap! Brap! Brap!” (Breathes in.hhhhhaa.) “Brap.”
Oh my gosh i never saw the San Diego chicken in this before
I’m related to the last guy in the suit! 😅
Years later this skit was part of the idea that made the szino pardox
i love this i have seen it years ago
"for uh research pyrposes" HAHAHAHa
Gavin: "The polar ice caps are gonna melt"
Polar ice caps melt.
Gavin: "OI"
00:37 Did you even bing it? made me chuckle lol
Hoooooly shit, forget my last comment. I just watched all of the season 1 shorts and this shit was so god damn good. It's just such a funny and creative plot and that last punchline was genius!!!! Roosterteeth, you're still awesome, but idk if you can top this season of shorts with any of your content
Favorite short
At the end it was smosh's that damn neighbor sound! OoO
Were you guys planning this the entire time you were making short films? It all fits together so well!
Joel playing the straight man in nearly ALL of these shorts is hilarious. He plays Caboose and Oobleck, but "real" Joel seems completely devoid of emotions besides contempt and sarcasm.
I can totally imagine agent Washington when Shannon was talking
4:50 Burnie said that without cracking up. And Geoff heard it without laughing.
"I'm more of a Phil Mickelson guy" best line in there, YEAH LEFTY!!!