The double-edged sword is that the Mountain stays on top of the deck in the moments you *really* need a burn spell to get some quick damage done. Live by the topdeck Mountain, die by the topdeck Mountain ‼
Listen I’m gonna say it again, it only takes 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes for the radiation would kill you. (“AH YES. THE -RADIATION- WOULD KILL YOU.”)
My take on a Mothman deck is also a Crab kindred deck. Since Crabs do a lot of milling (and have Mirelurk Queen which does Rads) and are easy to drop early to stall out early aggro to stay topped off into late-game. The idea of Mothman leading a squadron of comically buff crabs into battle is also just funny, so
The mothman deck is like every single mothman deck I have ever seen in my life: "haha guys I am just playing silly counters and proliferation", mindcrank bloodchief. Fuck it, dude, just put thassa's oracle demonic consultation there too, who cares, you're in the colors.
That Goblin deck is insane when it pops off. I play tested it and during my second try, I had like 15 creatures with 5/5 pinging the table for 75 damage in turn 6. For a price of a decent card what the hell xD
I saw dance with calamity and legit thought it was my Plargg and Nassari deck I posted to your discord. Perhaps another time for it to be roasted. It can take (nearly) infinite turns under the right circumstances;)
I recently learned that Atomic Gardening, while wild, was a real thing. It's how we got Ruby Red Grapefruits. They just irradiated the hell out of a bunch of plants and waited to see what mutants they made.
Game of Chaos is incredibly based. Get someone to agree to go until someone dies, then someone dies. ...just ignore the part where having 0 or less life doesn't cause the effect to end and this is an optional infinite
As dedicated zada player, I have to inform you that that deck is actually terrible. Mine can deal up to infinite damage, without attacking, through removal, by turn five over 70% of the time. Also it's barely more expensive than the one depicted. I'm going to to put it on Mox field just in case you don't believe me.
As a Zada player most Zada decks end up close to the same and very budget friendly. About 30 lands, about 30 card that make extra dudes. About 30 cards that say target creature and draw card. And about 10 removal or protection. Your highest cmc might be a 4. 5 if you’re trying to kill with a psychosis crawler like me.
You should post the decklists. I know theyre someone elses lists making the links inconsistent over time, but it would be cool to see any changes they made as well.
Did someone tell your Zada player that Soul's Fire doesn't work even a little bit because it has to target an opponent? Because it doesn't work with Zada also Rosnakht is a cast trigger Sponsored by me, a Zada Lover who's playing Pyrotechnic Performer out of desperation for that effect without targetting
I had a buddy with Krark's thumb out cast game of chaos and then whiff on the 5th and 6th coin flips (even though he had two tries each) so I killed him instead. Game of Chaos is such a goated card.
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"Me put +1/+1 counter on thing, and make +1/+1 counter kill you" I'm pretty sure this was my thought process when building gargos, vicious watcher - Hydra tribal. Sometimes, you just get tired of thinking too much, and you just wanna turn big creature sideways
Mountain off the top with a zero lands draw is every mono-red opponent I have ever faced. Never punished.
The double-edged sword is that the Mountain stays on top of the deck in the moments you *really* need a burn spell to get some quick damage done. Live by the topdeck Mountain, die by the topdeck Mountain ‼
I feel like Seto Kaiba has killed for less than comparing him to Elon Musk.
The entire Death-T arc in the manga was literally him trying to murder a child who beat him at a card game.
De-Creatine'd Vegeta was not the sucker punch I was expecting today, sizable chuckle.
Came just to say this lmao. I expect mald to start with the hook. I didn't think it'd be his left tho
Not my ass goin to break early just to watch this deck roast.
Couldn't agree more
Listen I’m gonna say it again, it only takes 40,000 bananas in 10 minutes for the radiation would kill you.
(“AH YES. THE -RADIATION- WOULD KILL YOU.”)
Mill is a strat only the foolishly bold or terribly sadistic employ
I’m both
How do you feel about me milling people directly into exile? Asking for all three umbris players in the known universe.
I employ mill only when it is acceptable.
Like when someone drops a cEDH deck at a table of 5's.
Bruvac is a kind man, unless you piss him off.
Calling Kaiba Elon Musk is an insult to Kaiba. Musk could never build a functional portal to the Egyptian afterlife.
Well, you're not wrong
Elon would steal the patent for said portal and try to build it on the moon
@@jrnazon9998 For context, the portal in question was built at the top of a space elevator.
People making Mothman out to be a one shot commander is the spice equivalent of flour
Magic players cannot cook if their life depended on it
Instant win combos in there too.
“Caked up Mothman” is what gets me through my day
Thank you for your contribution, Mothmancangetit :)
My take on a Mothman deck is also a Crab kindred deck. Since Crabs do a lot of milling (and have Mirelurk Queen which does Rads) and are easy to drop early to stall out early aggro to stay topped off into late-game.
The idea of Mothman leading a squadron of comically buff crabs into battle is also just funny, so
"Heart disease of the cards" cured my cancer.
Because now you have heart disease
I gotta say, ive been loving the editing on the intros a lot. Its been some real good shit.
I called Hedge Shredder as absolutely crazy at spoiler season. Surprised to still see so many decks missing out on it.
The mothman deck is like every single mothman deck I have ever seen in my life: "haha guys I am just playing silly counters and proliferation", mindcrank bloodchief. Fuck it, dude, just put thassa's oracle demonic consultation there too, who cares, you're in the colors.
That mothman deck is the personification of the mothman statue at point pleasant
"Is your grandpa's hair oddly spiky" is too good lmao
That Goblin deck is insane when it pops off. I play tested it and during my second try, I had like 15 creatures with 5/5 pinging the table for 75 damage in turn 6. For a price of a decent card what the hell xD
I saw dance with calamity and legit thought it was my Plargg and Nassari deck I posted to your discord. Perhaps another time for it to be roasted. It can take (nearly) infinite turns under the right circumstances;)
I recently learned that Atomic Gardening, while wild, was a real thing. It's how we got Ruby Red Grapefruits. They just irradiated the hell out of a bunch of plants and waited to see what mutants they made.
Mango is the absolute editing GOAT, these are consistent bangers!!!
tysm
Game of Chaos is incredibly based. Get someone to agree to go until someone dies, then someone dies. ...just ignore the part where having 0 or less life doesn't cause the effect to end and this is an optional infinite
imma need that zada decklist for research purposes...
As dedicated zada player, I have to inform you that that deck is actually terrible. Mine can deal up to infinite damage, without attacking, through removal, by turn five over 70% of the time. Also it's barely more expensive than the one depicted. I'm going to to put it on Mox field just in case you don't believe me.
As a Zada player most Zada decks end up close to the same and very budget friendly. About 30 lands, about 30 card that make extra dudes. About 30 cards that say target creature and draw card. And about 10 removal or protection. Your highest cmc might be a 4. 5 if you’re trying to kill with a psychosis crawler like me.
Where's the decklist G?@@thatonefirekestral
we got intros!!
those intros are funny as heck man! poor mango ;-;
livin the dream
Yo! The intro goes hard.
thank you!
I run Maddening Cacophony AND Bruvac in my N'ghathrod deck, as well as Duskmantle AND Mindcrank. See you soon, Mald!
Another day of asking if Kotori, Pilot Prodigy could take you for a ride
You should post the decklists. I know theyre someone elses lists making the links inconsistent over time, but it would be cool to see any changes they made as well.
Mothman eats bridges for brunch.
Great intro.
Saw mothman in the thumbnail. Immediately clicked
Calling yourself bald/balding is a choice
i love watching these videos even though i do not understand them that much
1:27 Legends.
Heart disease of the cards got me
was really confused with Mothman and bananas, thinking where's Kibo, only to realize it's a g/r card anyways
I need to throw my piles of jank in these for you to rate 😂
yes point and laugh at the man that paints his fingernails
Did someone tell your Zada player that Soul's Fire doesn't work even a little bit because it has to target an opponent? Because it doesn't work with Zada
also Rosnakht is a cast trigger
Sponsored by me, a Zada Lover who's playing Pyrotechnic Performer out of desperation for that effect without targetting
How can I submit you a decklist?, I have a mono white counterspell and card draw deck i think you'd love ❤
10:26 Elite.
The decks have been cooked to the proper temperature
These shorts make me curious about the decklist but then there's no moxfield link in the actual video to go check it out 😢
This comment made me add the decklists to the description
@maldhound this comment made me laugh 😂😂 Appreciate it!
Do you post the links to the decklists anywhere? I might try that Zada nonsense thing at a local event someday
Rip Troper, and his personalities. Hope they're ok
I had a buddy with Krark's thumb out cast game of chaos and then whiff on the 5th and 6th coin flips (even though he had two tries each) so I killed him instead. Game of Chaos is such a goated card.
what happened to tropers 5 different identities?
How does one submit a deck for Mald?
Who can?! MOTHMAN!
Did my man just reference Chungledown Bim?
Bro I be out here chungling down
How would I get my decks on this???
0/10 no lamps😂😂
I play Zada, t4 it hits the board, direct removal, I scoop.
So to get my own on here, is it Patreon?
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link to these decks?
Day 7 of asking if you would adopt Red death, shipwrecker
Me when engagement
Wait ..
were you on wipeout lmao
Years ago yes!
@maldhound wild! Just happened to be watching, and thought holy fuck I'm pretty sure that's maldhound
Maldhound you Meritful Mothman, how dare you post on a Friday.
Also damn, I didnt make the whiteboard😢
Day 39 asking for tayam
ID PAY YOU MONEY TO LOOK AT MY MASTER DECK PLS
Nico bolas roast request!
Day 1 of asking you to roast Charix. My first deck ever was a crab tribal voltron 🥲
"Me put +1/+1 counter on thing, and make +1/+1 counter kill you" I'm pretty sure this was my thought process when building gargos, vicious watcher - Hydra tribal. Sometimes, you just get tired of thinking too much, and you just wanna turn big creature sideways