So, Pearl saved the world twice. And not only that, she also did a 5-hours worth session of Shopping and met the Goddess of Shopping in 3 minutes. Amazing!
0:15 "and don't go into places where underage people aren't accepted" "but 3 years older than you" "nice joke" "no seriously" *PULLS OUT RANDOM ARTICLE FROM THE PORTALVERSE* 🤠
Pearl's dad be like: I don't know why by 21 year old daughter just called me from space to borrow my credit card then she bought 11 department stores... what's wrong with my life?
@@inkeaton Different countries have drinking laws. Take the UK for example. They only allow people to drink when they turn 18 sooooo if Marina goes to the UK she could drink but in the USA she can't.
So, Pearl saved the world twice.
And not only that, she also did a 5-hours worth session of Shopping and met the Goddess of Shopping in 3 minutes.
Amazing!
Marty and she's 21
She also has an N-Word pass. Truly the ultimate living being.
"I just saved the world from a terrible future"
"ok cool"
"People will stay home and order online"
Did she just predict coronavirus
Cegletta MW ikr that’s what I was thinking
i dont think so, she mentions that people will be simply too lazy to go shopping instead of an epidemic spreading all across the globe/disc
@@arekrekas213 at least they both follow the same effect
Hol up
Gamemaster WUT Ah, mister woomy United today sir, I SQUID PARTY IN RANKED!
"And people will be too lazy to go outside"
This man
Almost guessed
Quarantine.
HE WAS SO CLOSE
1:22 "In a near future, all department stores will close because people are too lazy to go outside.."
This quote aged well. Definitely.
Fun fact: Pearl designed camp triggerfish and just a legit question what to you think of the teaser image on the splatoon twitter account
You mean the salmon one? I don't really have any opinion about that, but I think they are slowly turning splatoon into a singleplayer game
TomWiz I think that that would be kinda cool tbh I would like a great multi and single player tho
Fi the eevee same
Fi the eevee yeah, to be honest i don’t have nothing against a singleplayer only splatoon
Im pretty sure it was her dad that designed camp triggerfish.
Pearl = Amy confirmed at that speed
The two dislikes are from two of the managers of the department stores Pearl bought
It worked out perfectly because it has 11 dislikes now
@@wijo6234 now there are zero dislikes because TH-cam removed them
0:47 Marina what are your ambitions?...
Is she wanting to end humanity as we know it
Next episode Marina gets drafted into WW3
Do you think she’ll win because she can make big machines and all that tech stuff?
I am looking forward into this, and i think yes, she will win the war, she is one of the finest octoling
Wouldn't it be WW6?
As a Splatoon lore obsesser, I'm pretty sure the humans had five world wars.
"in the near future, all department stores willmclose because people are too lazy to go outside..."
covid-19: correct.
The 10 dislikes are from the shopping managers of the stores.
At least *one* of the store managers actually likes what Pearl did, lol.
you guys are getting dislikes?
How didn’t you not know Pearl is 21 all this time
Edit: I’m asking myself why is Bayonetta the shopping goddess and not Pokemon’s protag tho
I didn't know it...
Edit: oh, ok
In Bayonetta 2 the game ends and starts with Bayonetta shopping that may be the reason why.
Mirwak Sho oh, thanks
0:15 "and don't go into places where underage people aren't accepted" "but 3 years older than you" "nice joke" "no seriously" *PULLS OUT RANDOM ARTICLE FROM THE PORTALVERSE* 🤠
Pearl is a fucking mood I swear
Therapist : reverted marina can’t hurt you it’s isn’t real
Reverted Marina 0:50
Pearl's dad be like: I don't know why by 21 year old daughter just called me from space to borrow my credit card then she bought 11 department stores... what's wrong with my life?
I like how Marina's seat is the huge ones you have for kids lmao
0:45
I CAN'T
WHY IS MARINA REVERSED SO CURSED SHE LITERALLY JUST CHANGED HER HAIRLINE AHHHHH
2:09 when you defeat the evil team in pokemon and return home to see your Mom!
I want to go shopping with the godddest
Marina being flipped is so cursed, the hair is just wrong
You’re telling me that Pearl can drink but Marina can’t?
*wait Marina’s only 18?*
Also Pearl is 21 so.....she can drink
It dependa from where She lives
@@inkeaton Different countries have drinking laws.
Take the UK for example. They only allow people to drink when they turn 18 sooooo if Marina goes to the UK she could drink but in the USA she can't.
Escape from the city made this so much better
Wow! Bayonetta and splatoon are my 2 almost favorite game series! I haven't played either though.
"Stores will close because people will be to lazy to go outside and order stuff online"
Same problem, different reason
Ah yes Bayonetta, Cereza, THE GODDESS OF SHOPPING
It’s cherry for Spanish
4 views 10 likes
S T O N K S
Stonks 📈
love how bayonetta was the great shopping goddess
“Oh so you are 21?” I immediately thought
“Oh sht so she is old enough to drink-“
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Karens: 0:44
Bayonetta as god of shopping 😂
Pearl = Everyone shopping before coronavirus Marina = Everyone shopping during coronavirus Shopping goddess = C O R O N A V I R U S
1:18 Foreshadowing
Well at least where I live.
This Channel has not failed me yet to make me not laugh every video
Driver:
Pearl
Pedestrians hit:
a dozen
So you are one of them people Marina? 0:47
Never have i subscribed to a channel only watching a single video of it until now
Wait 0:53 80 types of cancer
Truly amazing
GUESS WHAT GUYS
ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
1:34 I'm calling it here the next Iphone will be the iphone infinite.
I get confused how my little cousin can watch monster high dolls and be entertained but at the same time this is what I watch
1:07 "it is i"
I love how bayonetta is the goddess of shopping bc thats how the 2nd game starts
*goddess of shopping*
All of your videos are my type of kINK
I got exposed to 5G, and now i'm T posing for the rest of my existence.
I honestly thought the key was the n-word pass marina lended pearl
I like how all Marina got was a HDMI cable
Pearl is the secret SONIC BOSS
shopping around at the speed of sound
The legend of bayonetta!
I think Bayonetta can stop this on her own because you see how she whooped ass in Smash 4
Looks like she equipped her run speed up here
Truly a cinematic masterpiece.
I liked the part where pearl went shopping
1:21 ...o-o...
Pearl didn’t save the world cause now we’re self quarantined.
Fun fact, a Mcdonald's salad has more calories than a big mac.
0:47 Oh great so Marina is a anti 5G Karen?
Pearls whole life is literally shopping
The Goddess of Shopping is Bayoneta from Smash Bros. Ultimate
Lol,I never knew Pearl was a 21 year old woman.
pearl has failed to save us from COVID-19
Oh wow. Who knew Pearl had a Rav 4
*GOTTA GO SHOP.*
this video is now relevant because people barely shop anymore because the cough cough
Dude Pearl IS 21 and could Just buy the whole mall in a minute.
bayonetta predicting covid quarantine omg
This teaches me that inklings are adults octolings are kids
Tomwiz predicted the future!
Pedestrians hit:
*A Dozen*
The Splatoon 3 DLC
Marina don’t care 😂😂
I have failed no Mac March many times and never noticed
This is excatly what is happening now, in quarantine
marina has gamer chair
Hit Pedestrians: A Dozen
Me:
ok cool
I had no idea Pearl was older than Marina what
What do you use/app to do this video
Omg this was amazing
The One in the thumbnail Is a 2008 Toyota corolla?
The McDonald's Salad has more calories than a big mac.
We mistake pearl for a chum
11 dislikes and petal bought 11 department stores NANI
What do you use to make these videos my gamer?
Werty Pearl I use sony vegas 13, you don’t need an ultimate video editor to just move png files around
I love this
Pearl in the background
The No Mac March isn't real, right?
Yes it is from now. You don't go to McDonald during March
@@TomWiz I'm sure I will miss some great toy in the Happy Meal but I gotta do what man has to do 😫💕
This vid = corona lol
This is so stupid! It gives me a great time.
0:43
I’m confused as to how humans, Inklings, and Octolings are all in a mall
HE CONFIRMS CORONOVIRUS
It’s march 30th-
yes
This is funny
Dogeonetta
this didn't aged well