@@fire4036 It's being looked into. I don't think he meant to kill him, but he definitely looks like he kicked him if you watch the video of the collision.
@@fire4036He absolutely did it on purpose and the murderer was applauded when he came back on the ice. Dude deserves to be behind bars and be banned from ever playing hockey at any level ever again. Shouldn't even be playing pond hockey.
@@solomonisms9000he meant to kick his neck…and when you are wearing a blade on the bottom of your foot, that becomes attempted murder. I don’t care if didn’t mean to necessarily kill him, but he was absolutely trying to cut him and injure him. I’m leaning more towards intentional than unintentional.
I kinda got away with one. Only my coach saw so he only gave me 2 weeks. But that kid deserved way worse. If it werent for the stupid cages I would just started beating his face in.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow Why? He was instigating it. I'm a real nice guy on the ice but when all you're doing is following me around trying to get me going, don't act surprised when I get going.
When I was in college I was taking adult hockey lessons and all of us abjectly sucked. It was theoretically no-check scrimmages, but we spent half the time falling over and sliding into each other. We have inadvertently done some of these 😂
0:34 on this note there was a legal case between two nhl plays back in the day, the issue arises legally when one hockey player beats another player with his stick and gets taken to a court and court rules that in playing the sport you sign up for injury.
@@oliverlandby9533 lol Yeah I guess so But I have something called a pinched muscle syndrome in my hip So when I skate long strides my hip pops… but it doesn’t hurt till after
haha love the thumbnail. "illegal plays" and the dudes busting out a super kick party on the dummy edit: lmao he busts out a stone cold stunner, I had a feeling there was gonna be wrestling references.
I love how it's there they're so casual well they're just beating up this dummy and stuff and they're just explaining to us what you shouldn't do while they're doing it at the moment it's super funny hopefully you get a new helmet for the dummy because of the helmet that you have broke
0:56 (plus the thumbnail) OMG, that did not age well. When I first saw this video, I commented jokingly, that "The fact that somebody would need to be told, that an axe-chop with the stick and kick with the blade are illegal in hockey, is really telling..." but I did not anticipate in my wildest dreams (or nightmares) that somebody would really do it.
"No butt ends of the stick" *took a butt end of a stick to the throat in last week's game I played* *me seeing this video* "Wait, thats illegal...eh it's hockey."
I stand by my statement if out GOVT'S went full tilit on Hockey for winter rugby for summer, Canada would have a devastating national team, mostly because we can finally pull happy Gilmores, too bad most of the funding into and around rugby, if not all of it, is private.
"i dont know anyone who licks people" brad marchand had a habit of doing this for a while a couple years ago, i think they told him to quit it cuz its, well.. gross.
0:58 Hello from the future. Turns out a guy did just that, and straight up murdered someone on the ice. Maybe he should have watched your video and learn how to play hockey
For someone who doesn’t play Hockey, I’m glad you made this video! I was so confused as to what i can and can’t do. I personally thought the lick was legal.
Bro. All you gotta do is put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you then proceed to put the right foot back in and shake it all about. That is what it's all about.
REMEMBER: ILLEGAL MEANS NOT LEGAL. These plays result in penalties, which apparently are bad in hockey & make you sit in a box and feel shame.
Oh I don’t know thanks for the heads up before my games Sunday
Love the condors practice jersey and tossing that 300 dollar twig with full strength😂
and feel shame...😂
really?
@@appl3s Shame or less shifts after driving an hour to play..?
"ILLEGAL HOCKEY PLAYS."
_Proceeds to commit various real world crimes_
"Illegal"
@@Godofrock_25 yeah but it specifies that it's illegal in the sport of hockey rather than in actuality
Please pass along to Tom Wilson
Ikr those were literal attempted murders
Well I'm pretty sure in the real world you also can't just shoulder check people
It is extremely frightening to me how similar the throat slice here is to what happened to poor Mr. Johnson
Zednik too
Wasnt that an accident? Or maybe not I forgot
@@fire4036
It's being looked into. I don't think he meant to kill him, but he definitely looks like he kicked him if you watch the video of the collision.
@@fire4036He absolutely did it on purpose and the murderer was applauded when he came back on the ice. Dude deserves to be behind bars and be banned from ever playing hockey at any level ever again. Shouldn't even be playing pond hockey.
@@solomonisms9000he meant to kick his neck…and when you are wearing a blade on the bottom of your foot, that becomes attempted murder. I don’t care if didn’t mean to necessarily kill him, but he was absolutely trying to cut him and injure him. I’m leaning more towards intentional than unintentional.
Thanks I was wondering why I was getting so many penalties
No worries. Maybe in episode 2 you'll learn even more.
@@PavelBarber i hope so.And your vids are great keep up the good work
Lol
🤣
@@MeandmyLife24 it’s a joke
Bro, that one with the spike to the neck, you predicted Adam Johnson
2:25 cut was prefect had me rolling
Happened in my league last week
For some reason this video is just funny internal
I’ve actually performed the axe chop and I can confirm it’s very illegal. 2 year suspension and possibly a misdemeanor for assault with a weapon
Well deserved inclusive of the charge considering that's exactly what it is
I kinda got away with one. Only my coach saw so he only gave me 2 weeks. But that kid deserved way worse. If it werent for the stupid cages I would just started beating his face in.
People can be so intolerant.
@@TheWinstonDouble You really shouldnt be playing hockey with that kinda mentality.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow Why? He was instigating it. I'm a real nice guy on the ice but when all you're doing is following me around trying to get me going, don't act surprised when I get going.
The cover didn’t age too well…..
Petgrave is so guilty, deserves prison
the hockey skate slashed aged horibly
This aged really well.
When I was in college I was taking adult hockey lessons and all of us abjectly sucked. It was theoretically no-check scrimmages, but we spent half the time falling over and sliding into each other. We have inadvertently done some of these 😂
Thumbnail didn’t age well lol
3:45 Brad Marchand would like to have a word with you
this thumbnail did not age well lol
He channeled his inner Matt Petgrave perfectly at 0:58.
0:58 the Matt PetGRAVE 🪦
The Happy Gilmore Special is very relevant nowadays.
0:34 on this note there was a legal case between two nhl plays back in the day, the issue arises legally when one hockey player beats another player with his stick and gets taken to a court and court rules that in playing the sport you sign up for injury.
Petgrave watched this video
1:26
Just a normal day playing some hockey
Bro the thumbnail jsut put Adam Johnson tbh😢
This is 5 minutes of a guy beating up a dummy and i love it
Basically, if it's pre-1980 hockey, it's illegal.
“ I think that’s a 5…. Not sure” I laughed way too hard at that 0:45
I’m surprise the “Flying V” from Mighty Ducks isn’t on here. Lol
It’s too powerful. It literally works every time
hahaha. Might have to include that in episode 2
@@PavelBarber lol
What can I do to improve my speed and endurance on the ice
@@trinitycheechoo9123 skate faster
@@oliverlandby9533 lol
Yeah I guess so
But I have something called a pinched muscle syndrome in my hip
So when I skate long strides my hip pops… but it doesn’t hurt till after
@@trinitycheechoo9123 sounds painful
Throwing the stick the first time got me, that momentary "Oh Crap"
Also, slide tackle, aka the Chris Kreider.
Bro I’ve been playing hockey for like 2 and a half years and this is just finding itself on my recommended LMAO
Honestly the slap shot to the chest is the most relatable
This is WAY BETTER than the Denis Lemieux rule breakdown!
I don’t even play or know anything about hockey and this is still useful
I love this video you have to make more im showing my kids when I get them into hockey
I love how you do something illegal than walk away like nothing happened.🤣
3:48 Loved that!
haha love the thumbnail. "illegal plays" and the dudes busting out a super kick party on the dummy
edit: lmao he busts out a stone cold stunner, I had a feeling there was gonna be wrestling references.
"so this is illegal" proceeds to commit several counts of manslaughter
3:36 that dig on Marchand 😭
Hyvä video, kiva että kerrotte mitä kaukalossa ei saa tehdä vastustajalle.
I'm surprised not enough charging calls ever get called. so many brutal high velocity hits
I love how it's there they're so casual well they're just beating up this dummy and stuff and they're just explaining to us what you shouldn't do while they're doing it at the moment it's super funny hopefully you get a new helmet for the dummy because of the helmet that you have broke
Ok im not sure if this is a skit or no but its hella funny xD
2:21 hockey stick jumpscare 😊
Worst stunner I’ve ever seen lmao
That seated Senton tho was actually impressive 2:36
Dang is was thinking about using the stonecold stunner next game
1:08 good mark scheifele impersonation
0:56 (plus the thumbnail) OMG, that did not age well.
When I first saw this video, I commented jokingly, that "The fact that somebody would need to be told, that an axe-chop with the stick and kick with the blade are illegal in hockey, is really telling..." but I did not anticipate in my wildest dreams (or nightmares) that somebody would really do it.
I KNOW you made this video not to educate us, but to let your rage out haha
3:08 Ulf Samuelsson got some flashbacks from that one
"so you cant do this either.." *swings for the fences towards the head* "yea you cant do that"
Wow, that was really nice of Tie Domi to allow you to perform those penalties on him
”This is also illiegal” procedes to show a move that would decapetate the enemy player
they had waaaay to much fun doing these moves, how did they keep a straight face
Happy Gilmore special ⛳ 🤣
“Really illegal” proceeds to full force axe chop the poor mannequin’s head
They had way too much fun doing this
Him after cutting the dummy’s head off with the roller blade:
Yeah thats pretty illegal
"No butt ends of the stick"
*took a butt end of a stick to the throat in last week's game I played*
*me seeing this video*
"Wait, thats illegal...eh it's hockey."
Sweet skate music!
I now have a better understanding of aspects of Letterkenny. Thanks, bud.
loved this
0:57
3:42 *Brad Marchand Vibes*
"If it's illegal in soccer, it's illegal in hockey"
Today we’ll talk about illegal hokey moves! First on the list is murder.
I stand by my statement if out GOVT'S went full tilit on Hockey for winter rugby for summer, Canada would have a devastating national team, mostly because we can finally pull happy Gilmores, too bad most of the funding into and around rugby, if not all of it, is private.
The Hanson brothers already done most of it 😁😁
Freshly sharpened skates are so sharp, I was wiping the snow of my freshly sharpened blades and cut my hand open
0:55 thank god attenpting to murder someone in hockey is illegal
If this man is hitting stone cold stunners and super kicks he shouldn't be in hockey he should be in the wrestling ring😂
Slide tackling isnt always illegal.There are execpetions such as when you get the ball first.
0:31 Alex Lumberjack Pietrangelo would like to have a word
Why am I laughing at this 😭
yeah i do love tackling :)
This felt personal 💀💀💀
This shouldn't be funny but it is.
Wow that skate to the neck is rather poignant considering Petgrave
I wish hockey was ALOT more brutal
SNACK BAR
Thanks for clarifying 👍
"i dont know anyone who licks people"
brad marchand had a habit of doing this for a while a couple years ago, i think they told him to quit it cuz its, well.. gross.
I feel bad for bob
3:39 Oh I can name a certain weasel.
1:34 I’m thinking of doing that in my basketball game tmr idk how tho but for sure doing 3:09
I think at some point the line between "penalty" and "attempted homicide" got blurred
You can not watch this video without laughing
@1:45 That follow-through and the overall technique should get you some style points.
Moral of the story, don’t murder anyone
“You may get…10 for that”
*decapitated player lies next to the boards*
more like 10 life sentences
@@jannik7243 that one was good 😂
Aww no mate, 10 for killing that man mate XD
10 to life.
plus delay of game for having to clean it up
That thumbnail didn't age quite so well...
I think it aged perfectly, it's illegal for a reason and that's the fact of what he did.
😭
@@YOUTY209someone died m8
Ya
Thought the same thing
I was actually getting these same penalties in figure skating so this is really helpful thank you
I know! I couldn’t figure out why my scores were so low.
I'd watch that routine intently.
ah yes go full blown harding on the ice
I’m a ref and I’m glad they cleared all this up in the video so I don’t have to keep calling these illegal plays
I'm always here for the zebras.
U gotta make a video on how to get away with these things
Are u blind?
@@Krozin5 I was going to say that
@@zaklepoidevin241 Ahhaha
Lol "now fighting is illegal, you can't fight, but when you DO fight you can't do this..."
Best hockey joke I've ever heard
Looks like someone watched this and took it too seriously...
"Whenever something's illegal in soccer, it's illegal in hockey." 💀
Hey Brad. Licking is also illegal in soccer.
マーシャン！！
Marchand!!!
Hey Honey Badger, think I've see you do pretty much every one of these plays.
I CANT😂😂😂🤣
soccer players make everything look illegal
0:58 Hello from the future. Turns out a guy did just that, and straight up murdered someone on the ice. Maybe he should have watched your video and learn how to play hockey
I think he watched this video and got the idea to do that
The face lick bit was priceless. Who does that!? We have the "Avery Rule", I think we need the "Marchand Rule" now.
haha you know you've made it when they have to make a rule based off of you.
@@PavelBarber lol right!
Marchand has definitely done the face lick
Marchand
Pavel I just made ur 40th liker
For someone who doesn’t play Hockey, I’m glad you made this video! I was so confused as to what i can and can’t do. I personally thought the lick was legal.
Bro. All you gotta do is put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you then proceed to put the right foot back in and shake it all about. That is what it's all about.
me too bro!
Nobody:
Mark Schiefele when he sees Jake Evans going for an empty netter: 1:14
Guess he didn’t read the rule book
Haha
Aeroplane vs air molecule
I was watching that game
Yez.
Wow. THIS didn't age well.
I'm gonna say that the 0:58 mark may be played in a "certain case"
I really wished you started adding bandages to the dummy after each bit. And had him all bandaged up by the end!
That is a fantastic idea
@@PavelBarber Episode 2: The Mummy Dummy
@@PavelBarber You would need a bandage sponsor to afford that lmao
Hockey players know not to wear bandages, they become a target.