@@fire4036 It's being looked into. I don't think he meant to kill him, but he definitely looks like he kicked him if you watch the video of the collision.
@@fire4036He absolutely did it on purpose and the murderer was applauded when he came back on the ice. Dude deserves to be behind bars and be banned from ever playing hockey at any level ever again. Shouldn't even be playing pond hockey.
@@solomonisms9000he meant to kick his neck…and when you are wearing a blade on the bottom of your foot, that becomes attempted murder. I don’t care if didn’t mean to necessarily kill him, but he was absolutely trying to cut him and injure him. I’m leaning more towards intentional than unintentional.
For someone who doesn’t play Hockey, I’m glad you made this video! I was so confused as to what i can and can’t do. I personally thought the lick was legal.
Bro. All you gotta do is put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you then proceed to put the right foot back in and shake it all about. That is what it's all about.
As a hockey player myself, I learned a lot from this video. I was doing these a lot and was wondering why I was getting so much penalties but now I know.
I kinda got away with one. Only my coach saw so he only gave me 2 weeks. But that kid deserved way worse. If it werent for the stupid cages I would just started beating his face in.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow Why? He was instigating it. I'm a real nice guy on the ice but when all you're doing is following me around trying to get me going, don't act surprised when I get going.
When I was in college I was taking adult hockey lessons and all of us abjectly sucked. It was theoretically no-check scrimmages, but we spent half the time falling over and sliding into each other. We have inadvertently done some of these 😂
I live in a tropical country and have never even played ice hockey (and probably never will) but this shit was hilarious! It actually helped me understand some penalties in the NHL
Cross check in the throat Flying knee Log splitting with your stick on their head from behind. Sharpening the butt end of your stick. Using 3 inch nails to hold the blade on the shaft of your stick. (Probably not prohibited by the rules tho, but you can only do it once with plausible deniability)
@@PavelBarber As you have just said "I love my New Zealand fans more than any others" (paraphrased). Isn't it about time you started planning a trip here! I think you owe it to this mighty nation of Ice Hockey.. all three of us. Unlike some of your mates, I'll even introduce you to some REAL celebs. We have a guy who can throw a gumboot the farthest!
This actually brought a tear to my eye I was laughing so hard 🤣 I don't condone any of it but the humour in it is what sold me. Bottom line is if anyone is out there doing this stuff deliberately it's just a reflection of who they are as a person in general. I look forward to the next video keep up the great work.
Hilarious. This reminded me of a scene from an old John Wayne movie McLintok where he demonstrates what you can't do during a fight on one of the fighters to soften him up.
0:58 Hello from the future. Turns out a guy did just that, and straight up murdered someone on the ice. Maybe he should have watched your video and learn how to play hockey
REMEMBER: ILLEGAL MEANS NOT LEGAL. These plays result in penalties, which apparently are bad in hockey & make you sit in a box and feel shame.
Oh I don’t know thanks for the heads up before my games Sunday
Love the condors practice jersey and tossing that 300 dollar twig with full strength😂
and feel shame...😂
really?
@@appl3s Shame or less shifts after driving an hour to play..?
"ILLEGAL HOCKEY PLAYS."
_Proceeds to commit various real world crimes_
"Illegal"
@@Godofrock_25 yeah but it specifies that it's illegal in the sport of hockey rather than in actuality
Please pass along to Tom Wilson
Ikr those were literal attempted murders
Well I'm pretty sure in the real world you also can't just shoulder check people
Lol "now fighting is illegal, you can't fight, but when you DO fight you can't do this..."
Best hockey joke I've ever heard
“You may get…10 for that”
*decapitated player lies next to the boards*
more like 10 life sentences
@@jannik7243 that one was good 😂
Aww no mate, 10 for killing that man mate XD
10 to life.
plus delay of game for having to clean it up
It is extremely frightening to me how similar the throat slice here is to what happened to poor Mr. Johnson
Zednik too
Wasnt that an accident? Or maybe not I forgot
@@fire4036
It's being looked into. I don't think he meant to kill him, but he definitely looks like he kicked him if you watch the video of the collision.
@@fire4036He absolutely did it on purpose and the murderer was applauded when he came back on the ice. Dude deserves to be behind bars and be banned from ever playing hockey at any level ever again. Shouldn't even be playing pond hockey.
@@solomonisms9000he meant to kick his neck…and when you are wearing a blade on the bottom of your foot, that becomes attempted murder. I don’t care if didn’t mean to necessarily kill him, but he was absolutely trying to cut him and injure him. I’m leaning more towards intentional than unintentional.
I’m a ref and I’m glad they cleared all this up in the video so I don’t have to keep calling these illegal plays
I'm always here for the zebras.
U gotta make a video on how to get away with these things
Are u blind?
@@Krozin5 I was going to say that
@@zaklepoidevin241 Ahhaha
That thumbnail didn't age quite so well...
I think it aged perfectly, it's illegal for a reason and that's the fact of what he did.
😭
@@YOUTY209someone died m8
Ya
Thought the same thing
Thanks I was wondering why I was getting so many penalties
No worries. Maybe in episode 2 you'll learn even more.
@@PavelBarber i hope so.And your vids are great keep up the good work
Lol
🤣
@@MeandmyLife24 it’s a joke
For someone who doesn’t play Hockey, I’m glad you made this video! I was so confused as to what i can and can’t do. I personally thought the lick was legal.
Bro. All you gotta do is put your right foot in, you take your right foot out, you then proceed to put the right foot back in and shake it all about. That is what it's all about.
me too bro!
The face lick bit was priceless. Who does that!? We have the "Avery Rule", I think we need the "Marchand Rule" now.
haha you know you've made it when they have to make a rule based off of you.
@@PavelBarber lol right!
Marchand has definitely done the face lick
Marchand
Pavel I just made ur 40th liker
As a hockey player myself, I learned a lot from this video. I was doing these a lot and was wondering why I was getting so much penalties but now I know.
2:25 cut was prefect had me rolling
Happened in my league last week
For some reason this video is just funny internal
The thumb nail is foreshadowing
"Whenever something's illegal in soccer, it's illegal in hockey." 💀
Hey Brad. Licking is also illegal in soccer.
マーシャン！！
Marchand!!!
Hey Honey Badger, think I've see you do pretty much every one of these plays.
I CANT😂😂😂🤣
soccer players make everything look illegal
Matt Petgrave needs to watch this 0:57
I was actually getting these same penalties in figure skating so this is really helpful thank you
I know! I couldn’t figure out why my scores were so low.
I'd watch that routine intently.
ah yes go full blown harding on the ice
1:13 that guy practicing in the back is so wholesome to me. Picked up hockey late but loves it. Just by himself enjoying it.
I’ve actually performed the axe chop and I can confirm it’s very illegal. 2 year suspension and possibly a misdemeanor for assault with a weapon
Well deserved inclusive of the charge considering that's exactly what it is
I kinda got away with one. Only my coach saw so he only gave me 2 weeks. But that kid deserved way worse. If it werent for the stupid cages I would just started beating his face in.
People can be so intolerant.
@@TheWinstonDouble You really shouldnt be playing hockey with that kinda mentality.
@@JarthenGreenmeadow Why? He was instigating it. I'm a real nice guy on the ice but when all you're doing is following me around trying to get me going, don't act surprised when I get going.
Thumbnail popped up on my feed at a really bad time
Nobody:
Mark Schiefele when he sees Jake Evans going for an empty netter: 1:14
Guess he didn’t read the rule book
Haha
Aeroplane vs air molecule
I was watching that game
Yez.
0:55 was some simpsons level premonition
After seeing the thumbnail for this clip, I immediately thought we need a hockey player character in the next Mortal Kombat game.
I really wished you started adding bandages to the dummy after each bit. And had him all bandaged up by the end!
That is a fantastic idea
@@PavelBarber Episode 2: The Mummy Dummy
@@PavelBarber You would need a bandage sponsor to afford that lmao
Hockey players know not to wear bandages, they become a target.
Bro, that one with the spike to the neck, you predicted Adam Johnson
Thanks for the tips! Definitely learned a lot
No problem. Be safe out there.
@@PavelBarber I love the 2:35 lol looks a lil inappropriate * oh yeah and then get up like you hurt and kick him in the face *
The “Oh sorry” when he crotch smashed him just killed me😂
Thanks for this guide. I don’t know if I’ll be able to remember all of this though.
It’s ok. Save the video to your phone and watch it every hour
@@PavelBarber damn you keep coming up with sound advice. Thank you I will do that.
@@PavelBarber when the teacher sees you watching it in class and she is a hockey fan: actually I'll let that slide
@@PavelBarber hey Pavel you forgot one... grab him by the nuts and pull until you are about to hit the boards and let go he will cry
0:58 someone over in England didn't listen to this.
what’s scary, is that aside from the wrestling moves, almost all of this has occured at some point in the nhl =/
0:55 No more is it the Happy Gilmore Special. A new hand has touched that beacon. It's now the Matt Petgrave Special.
the "educational" video turned into a hilarious video pretty fast😂😂
the perfectly cut *smack* at 2:22 made me laugh so hard. great video!
2:28 We call that one: Riding the Bull 😂
Hilarious video. Thanks for the laughs. Can't wait for Episode 2
When I was in college I was taking adult hockey lessons and all of us abjectly sucked. It was theoretically no-check scrimmages, but we spent half the time falling over and sliding into each other. We have inadvertently done some of these 😂
I live in a tropical country and have never even played ice hockey (and probably never will) but this shit was hilarious! It actually helped me understand some penalties in the NHL
Also, poor dummy lmaooo
Educational and Entertaining. :)
Oof, this video is super relevant now
0:56 pretty sharp so They don’t WANT you to do THis”. I love how he says they don’t WANT you to do it like it isn’t anything serious at all lmfao
I started dying during this, man this was sooooo funny, made my day you definitely need to make a part 2
Cross check in the throat
Flying knee
Log splitting with your stick on their head from behind.
Sharpening the butt end of your stick.
Using 3 inch nails to hold the blade on the shaft of your stick. (Probably not prohibited by the rules tho, but you can only do it once with plausible deniability)
You guys earned my like and subscribe. I've been playing hockey for a decade and didn't know half of those ones. Thanks for clearing it all up for me.
Looks like someone watched this and took it too seriously...
Great pointers Pav, my suspensions have been in the 10-15 game range rather than 20-30 now
It almost seems like Matt Petgrave watched this video and heard "What TO do" not "What NOT to do"....
2:20 the perfect cutoff 😂😂
😂 we were dying laughing at those
@@PavelBarber hello
That happy Gilmore special...guess the English league needs this vid.
This was one of my most favorite videos. Cant wait for Episode 2
0:32 The Trouba
0:53 The Mat Petgrave
He seemed so experienced during this almost like he has experience doing WWE during a game.
Haha it was WWF when we were kids that Austin reference straight up 1998 WWF 2 completely different companies WWF & WWE.WWF was fn awesome WWE sucked.
“The Happy Gilmore special… uhh don’t do it” had me laughing so hard 😂
We need a part 2 soon I already love this series
It’s in the works buddy :)
All of the sound of the skates, the boards, and the sticks hitting the Ice are just insanely satisfying 🔥
Great stuff there lads, we don't get quality coaching like this in NZ. Its a real talent to point out the difference when its such a fine line.
Thanks. I love my New Zealand fans. So hard to tell what is allowed vs not. These ones just barely cross the line.
@@PavelBarber As you have just said "I love my New Zealand fans more than any others" (paraphrased). Isn't it about time you started planning a trip here! I think you owe it to this mighty nation of Ice Hockey.. all three of us. Unlike some of your mates, I'll even introduce you to some REAL celebs. We have a guy who can throw a gumboot the farthest!
@@albabyobie3807 I will research what a gumboot is and get back to you
"Obviously nothing but respect on th hand shakes"
Continues to push over him 😂
This actually brought a tear to my eye I was laughing so hard 🤣 I don't condone any of it but the humour in it is what sold me. Bottom line is if anyone is out there doing this stuff deliberately it's just a reflection of who they are as a person in general. I look forward to the next video keep up the great work.
you know it’s great when I like the video before it’s done
😂😂😂😂😂 This is the best hockey video ever
Educational & Entertaining.
Lol
2:22 when he just gets smacked and it cuts off is really funny
this was probably fun to film
First hit I've ever done.
Wow. THIS didn't age well.
I'm gonna say that the 0:58 mark may be played in a "certain case"
1:34 had me crying😂😂
The one guy on everyone’s hockey team needs to watch this
This aged really well.
Yo my cousin told me to watch this with him I was laughing so hard 🤣
Did the thumbnail predict the future like the Simpsons?
Thats what i was thinking
OMG this was awesome. The dummy is so funny and awesome lol. The thing with the black Jersey and plastic button was cool too 😬
Seeing this after what happen to adam is crazy rip adam😞
The cover didn’t age too well…..
Petgrave is so guilty, deserves prison
Omg!!! Who are these guys??? I laughed for five straight minutes. Hilarious! Going to share it with everyone whether they are a hockey fan or not.
Thanks for watching!
I feel like a rock star getting your comment. Oh wait a minute...you're the star. I'm just a groupie.😉 can't wait for the sequel.
Bro predicted the future.
Me pressing on this video thinking I’m actually going to learn something about hockey😊 the plays😂
You didn't learn!?
This video reminded me a lot of Adam Johnson recently.
This video is by far one of the best I’ve seen online 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️
Did any of this really need to be pointed out as illegal? 🤣🤣🤣 Love your vids, Pavel.
The lick in the face got me laughing I mean hugging the dummy a chuckle but the lick I was laughing like crazy 😂😂😂
That thumbnail aged well 💀
Don't search it up
0:59 this did not age well…
Not at all
He channeled his inner Matt Petgrave perfectly at 0:58.
This is immensely informative. I’ve been doing it wrong my whole life
gg thumbnail
Shocker that the thumb nail is an actual legal case now. This video aged quite well. Great job
The home rink looks amazing after the lighting upgrade!
As a wise man once said “That didn’t age quite so well.” For Adam Johnson
Funniest video I’ve seen in a while 😂
3:35 lmao
brad i bet the no licking part made u upset
Wait a minute.... there's two of us!?!?
i loved this video thanks for posting
the hockey skate slashed aged horibly
The Happy Gilmore Special is very relevant nowadays.
Hilarious. This reminded me of a scene from an old John Wayne movie McLintok where he demonstrates what you can't do during a fight on one of the fighters to soften him up.
“ I think that’s a 5…. Not sure” I laughed way too hard at that 0:45
Well that thumbnail aged well...
The first hit already had me cry-laughing 😂
0:58 if you know, you know
“That’s why you wear head protection pal.”
Not even 5 seconds later:
Hits the dummy in the head with a stick
I was dying there lol 😂🤣
Of course this pops up in my feed -- video is blowing up after some boy did exactly this and killed someone.
"Whenever something's illegal in soccer it's illegal in hockey" LMAO
The death of Adam Johnson was like when you kicked the dummy in the neck
This is 5 minutes of a guy beating up a dummy and i love it
2:55, your playing and there's a fight going on and then this happens...
0:56 for Adam Johnson
0:58 Hello from the future. Turns out a guy did just that, and straight up murdered someone on the ice. Maybe he should have watched your video and learn how to play hockey
I think he watched this video and got the idea to do that
I could watch you guys forever - too funny! 😅